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"i r r. i v, ti . a!,, r r PM .M 1 i t. b . gOOflfl"0Hfr0'Miil9ll0ll3lieilCiiCti, h 1 I VI Don't neglect your cough. Stati.tic thow that in New York City alone over 200 people die every week from consumption. And mott of thei consumptives might be living now if they had not neglected the warning cough. You know how quickly Scott's Emulsion enables you to throw off a cough or cold. ALL DUCC3Tfl, . AND M. Hogwallow News. has beiiu put ou a post at tithiiio (still on Musket Itidge rung whenever yen mred a 1 he atktr ball without a asd when yen doa't Inal. "" pradlin will deliver !(ur at the ecfcool hiu ll"W I FeeWtaTi;.) lWn iiertt Hancock whokaa Leu run clock at kia ! in lite bout decided which button him he op. iloorvfo played on iJeon at tho Hog Kurd enter- i Saturday Bight ad reader- r Sweet Heme ao afleetirelj rly evarybedr got op aad ' .! from the iioigkborbeed ef ; ration was buried a lew days 4t the Dog Hill grave yard. t is generally believed that he id there is some room to be ".at ho was not, therefore l'lcteh p lias bcon appointed to guard at night. holt at Hye Straw Ut a. was not Tory well attended iad become generally known a ' wa going to ing. No dif- ' s took place, and aside from ract that several tnulos broke while the singing was going on g exciting or interesting Dock Hocks, the leader sung and all the waj through kept a w tc.i behind so that the crowd J hear him good. Miss Fruiie p carried tho tinner part, and got so high that the owls the loft had to move. Smith's drove of dawgs were rnghteHed last night when they i a strange something up a tree he Gander Creek bridge, and i not go near unt(l Fit went and ' shot gun. An attempt was made to capturo it and both Fit lie dawgs were greatly sui prised a it turned out to be Tobe Moicly. n he climbed down ho had a sack "boulder that contained a side u. It was after midnight and refused to explain away the circumstantial evidence will take place at tho 1 -rd church Monday and ht h qti the following ijucxtioti 1 irth was only about (500 years u tho flood came, (a is m tho Sth chap., 13th verse, how was it that Sotli, who ' pleasure to tell our readers i Cough Cure like Dr. Shoop's. rs Dr. Shoop has fought against Chloroform, or other unsafe in-i commonly found in Cough Dr. Shoop it seems, has hI tho Pure Food and Drug Law v enacted, for he has worked miliar lines for many years. Tly 20 years Dr. Shoop's Cough tnlncra have had a warning ' "" them ngajnst Opium and rcotic iioisiona. Ho has thus possible for mothers to protect ddren by simply " Insisting on "f Shoop's Cough Cure. Sold ' " & Taylor. Jhe 2 Hogs. Children's Story from Hogwallow, Kentucky. One day two hogs met in the road. Hogs as a rule do not talk much, outpido of fabler, so this must be ouo. iiU'l... ... ...n in miinli fnt(rr and I 5 4 ? "" wir nurd aon of Adam and Kve. lived !!:! war? This to be a very iiiiinitaiit and tho depity constable and a99itaut coroner will be on hand. The twtriu of bee. that ha nail poueMion of the ou lor. of Hi j Ouioa Mkool hot ,nte the; ,uit wort laat fJJ. laft for part anlm.wn. Uonag the poatawater a abaeeec ia UTickville jail, the pit- sboeld ae that p. o. door is IomkI at eight to keep the how. oat. The are takiog of ike Baddy wettker b their nests oa ibe poeloftce and I, .j.. ii) cnercb euw iottead of waiting till .f them, as tby !.,,. t,k Upriag. Thie is a wise ot there all day with bis gita, we will aot have the six week bad weather thdt would kave been ordained had the gaouad bog oo m out and on kit shadow. Instruction for Monnting the Stairway Prosody First put yourself at th'obattom of the stain, faee forward, then, placing your forefoot firmly on the first step, raise the sec ond foot to the next step above, aud as one stair U higher than the one below, you will only have to keep your feet in motion to reaeh the top. It is then proper to turn and stare at steps. A faee, and with otep full of life pasaod up the street. Cloecly behind followed another man. Iln head hung low and his stops were slow. Hii uncle had just died. Instead of sunihlne on his face there was the shadow of trouble, and he walked along with his eyes on tho grouud he spicp a twenty dollar bill. The shadow of sorrow lifted from his face long enough for him tc pick up and put the money in his pocket. If his uncle hadn't died the man might have overlooked the money. Neglected Colds Threaten Life. (From the Clilcajo Tribgnei "Doiii trifle with a cold, u rood for pilent met) and women It may be vital in the eaeof a child Pro food food teatilatlon and dty. warm eiethim are the proper tafejnardt ajalrnt col.U. If ir are maintained throucb the changeable weather of autumn, winter and ipriflf. the chaRC. of a 'arpfUe from ordinary olds will be slight Hut tho ordinary licht oold will Income seveir if ncilortoa, and a well nub lished ripe cold h to tho letMt of diphthotla what honor It to tho bee Tbo riciMcot raeaaaee to chlUI life at Mason cf Um rear is tho netleolfideold.' WhMliri u it a child or ad.ll. the cold sllehl ot en- the eiy best that e be adopted i n ie Chamber-Iain's Ceucb Kamedr It ' aa.1 saro The Ktut twfMtlarity and immense l. of this preparation has boo attaiaod b in reaurktWe euros of this alliNoM A told n.v.i H paettaio nla whon it Is eivmn For sal ) I H Oiai4 '!.. .. rub hog with j a sob, "but I certainly wish I oould put up as , "well an appearanse as you do. Now evcu if I ffa8 elick and fat I'd have to o aud dingraco myself by rooting up somebody 'h potato patch, and wlion my temper got tho least bit arousod tho hair down on my back would nsoup like a yellow dog's." ---. b . moiiol disgusted with itself and after tho fine hog had strolled away, it went over and laid down in a mud hole. "Well, there's one consolation; The fine hog can't get the comfort out of a mud hole that I cm for he'd spoil liis looks while a coat of mud im proves me by hiding my and back bones.' At lant hog-killing time, which is truly the judgment day in the hog world, came, and the fine hog and the scrub one stood side by side, when the owner passsd judgment. "Well men, kill this big black one. He'll weigh throe hundred. And this raior back, well turn him in the corn Sold. He's not fat enough to kill!' .Moral Cheer up . Sale, Sure and Speedy. No external remedy ever yet devised hua ao fully and unquestionably met theoo throe prima conditions as as Allrock's Platters. They are safe because they contain no drug and are manufactured up on noontinc principals of medicine. They are aure became nothing gpoa into thorn except ingredients which are exactly adapted to tho purposes for wlch a plaster is required. Thay nro -needy in their action beeauso tlnrfr medicinal qualities goes right to their work relieving pain and restoring Uio natural and healthy performance of functions of muscles, nerve and skin. big daeee was palled of tooiirht A"ock'g Masters are the orginal and at the acta, of Klitck Hellw.eger , J ' P P" and like most ... . . . p I meritorious articles hav been n oeiekratioe ef greeed bo day. j,,vy imiuteJ. therefore always make i The ground dog did aot come out of his hole today as lUi Barlow stood aure and get the genuine Allcock's. Do You Want a Sewing Machine Free? We will ghe a fine sewing machine made by tne New Homo Company absolutely free to the first person sending us one hundred subscriptions to tho l'ross, provided that ten of the names are those of new subscribers, not now on our books. This contest runs one hundred days. All contestants and their lists must be in our office on or bofore Tuesday April 30th. The Press of May '2nd, will announce the winuer and also the second prize from the nearest competitor. A Stlch in Time will save aloe So will pottle of llallard't llorehound Syrup always sept on hand tae many a spelt ef skkoeM A sure care for Coughs, Colds, liroschitis and Whooping Couch Mrs S .Hot Sprints, Ark. writes; "I keep a bolt e of llallard't llorehound Syrup In my medicine chest and thank my forethought many times. It has prevented" many severe spells of sickness " I 11 Orme "Little Check" for $20,000. Karon Henri de Rothschild the millionaire doctor ot medicine, attended at the Academy of Medicine In Parla, where Dr. Polrler, at the cloae of a masterly lecture, expressed regrtt that France had no cancer Institute. Dnroa Henri sent up a note to tha lecturer expre ing His pleasure at the lecture and Inclosing a "little check toward the preliminary expennej vf the Institute." which represented $20,000. A Baby pipes nre good as, and more economical tliau, metal onw. For Biliousness and Sick Headach Take Orino l.aiative fruit Syrup It sweetens the stomach, aids digestion and acts as a gentle stimulant on the liver and bowels without Irritating these organs Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures biliousness and habitual constipation Does net nauseate or gripo and (t mild and pleasant to take Kemembcr the name OKINO and relate to accept any substitute J H Orme. I I Grove's Tasteless Chill Tnnfc kS.ffodiftl!.SS.?? ye'. AYJ"8 Ann Sales over One and a Half Million ' "SSVS!!VS.Saepyw7 Wo Cure, No Pay. 50c WM cvny wuB w m iwttat, package of Grove's Black Hoot. Liver Pits. The Mmlt of Confidence. I' ho iii'riil. fan ... i- :-:.-.i "u"'1 niniwcmcni nas neon d.v newspnper reports or a sormon recently preached by a noted clergyman, ire was appealing to the people to repose In their pastors the same degree of trust with which they followed the ndvlre of their lawyerr and their doctors. "If,M be Is reported to have said, "you get a prescription from your doctor, you take the medicine truthfully." Then he phnmpnrascd Tennyson'a noble lines thus: "Yortrf) not to reason why, Tours but to do and die." We are quite sure that the goo man Aid not realize what an Interpretation Ms word might bear. New York Medical Jonrnal. Special Announcement Regarding the National Pure Food and Drug Law We are pleated 10 announce that I'oley'a Honey and Tar for couf lit, coldi and lungi troubled i not affected by the National Pure I'ood and Dru law at it contain! no opiates or other harm ful drui. and we recommend it a a safe remedy for children and adults J II Orme Yo Scribe Apologise. We must apologize to our reader for the small amount of editorial. We have been sick abed and unable to vvlelil the tripod with our customary nhlllly. Tlie doctor what waited on u !,! ..... ..... ..(... 11 jt. l- ivjin milium iiuiu u Jotiiu riln nf lillllr loer nml Turin How wo got It we don't know, wo ain't Iteen drink nothing but sqrirnd wlilky ftr several mouths. Hardeman Cree I'r.wji Always to be Depended Upon When a person sets tin in thi moraine: with a dull headacho and a tired, stretohs feoling, it is an eertain iudioatiou that tho liver, or bowels, or both, are decided out of order. At such times Nature, the wisest and best of all doctors, takes this means to give warning that sheuceds the help and gcntlo assistance which can best be obtained freni that old family remedy, Brandreth Pill, which has been in uso for over a century. They are the same fine laxative tonic pill your grandpart used, when doctors were few and far between and when people had to have remedy that could absolutely be depended upon. Hrandreth's Pills can be depended upon and are sold in every drug and medicine store, eithe plain or sugar-coated. "No," said Ardupp. "I never blow my own horn." "Find It difficult to raise the wind, eh?" said Ultrkins. Neglected Colds Threaten Life "Don't triffle with a cold," ia good advice for prudent men and women. It may be vital in the case of a child Proper food, good ventilation, and drv. warm clothing are the proper against colds. If they are maintained through the changeable weather of autumn, winter and spring, the chances of a surprise from ordinary colda will be slight. But the ordinary light cold will become severe if neglected, and a well established ripe should be sunshine in the home, and will b if I cold is to the germs of diphtheria what you five it While's Cream Vcrmifuf e the best vtorm medicine offered to tu&erinc humanity. This remedy is beconiinr the permanent fixture of all households. A mother with children can t tl alont without a bottle. Qt White's Cream Yer. mlfuje In the Viome J II Orme. ChapMfrh I was all broke up ovah a Klrl once, doncher know. Miss Knox Ah, I Bce! And oome of the pieces were lost 'Everybody Should Know" says C j Hays a prominent twines man of Mutt. Mu that Htteklon's Arnica Salve it the quickest and suiatt healing salve ever applied to a srr. barn or wound, or to a case of pile I ve used it and know what I'm talking about.' Cuar anloed by I H Orme Druggist JK. . , ,, . . .1 surface covered with flnor looking than me. caid tho runt prnmrnti0n. Jt I l els hog. "'Well," roplied the fine looking hog, 'I am jus,t naturally a better grado of hog. You arc nothiug but a common razor-back animal, from dcscndantH raised ou and mumpkius, while my anoostor were fed on swill from tho fine hotel." "Well, I uuosa you ae right," Ons Plpii of Paper. Gas pipe of paper are being made in France. Manila paper Is cut Into trips equal to the length of tho pipes to ho made. They are then placed In a retch cr filled with melted asphalt and wrapped around a core of Iron until the desired thickness Is reached. After being submitted to a strong pressure, the paper Is coated with sand, cooled, the core withdrawn and the outer pipe a waterproof claimed that theso honey is to tho bee. The greatest menace to child life at this season of year is the neglected cold." Whether it is a child or adult, the cold slight or severe, the very best treatment that can be adopted is to give Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It is safe and sure. The great popularity and immense sale of this preparation has been attained by its remarkable cures of this ailment. A cold never results in pneumonia when it is given. For sale by Haynes & Taylor. nlavivi in tlto Congo Country. n roriffo Free State embraces 000,-OCA en-Hire miles of territory and has vome 17,0 .0,000 of population. The oico .msoclatlon, originally formed trder the patronize of King Leopold, hn.il for one of Its chief obejets tho suppression of the slavo trado, and whs intended also to open the Congo region to Industrial and commercial development. Even If tho charges of barbarous cruellies and mutilations be held uuder reserve, Jt appears to bo proved by tbo report of the Bolgian commission that the natives of the Congiv Free State are kept In a condition practically indistinguishable from that of slavery. Thoy nre controlled In their goings and coinings and In their vocations to a degree that appears to deprive thorn of liberty and tho pursuit of happiness, even If it docs. not In some cases deprive them of life Itself. Now York Times. Use a little KODOL. after your mealt and it will be found lo afford a prompt and efficient relief, KODOL nearly approximates the digestive Juices It digests what you eat It is sold on a guaranteed relief plan Sold here by J H Orme. A CONDENSED ROMANCE. A Sketch, Written for the Hog wallow Kenluckian. And it came to happen that a young woman's lover went to a far away land and remained so long that he became married to another. The young and forsaken woman grieved a long year or two, and then decided it was better to be married badly than not at all, and Bhe got ready to embrace the first chance. Presently an old man came along aud she accidentally smiled at him, and he wanted her to become his wife. Then closely following came another one, who was young and good to look at, but he was poor why, ho'hadn't have over sixty cents to save his soul, whilcas the old man had great wealth. "Oh!" she hibsed to her image in the mirror. "I must marry I That's a foregone determination. Now which shall it be? I lovb neither, but like them both. And I think I would be acting a mighty fool if I choose tho moneyless man. I'll take the old follow! He cannot live loug and after he has douo tho Supremo Shuttle I'll still be a fascinating young lady, with my nast warmly feathered with kale-seed, and thou I'll wait and wait and who knows? my own lover may stray baek to mo again ' Woll anynav, she married the old geiitlemau. and he was tickled noarlv to death. They both lived, however, and af ter a lapse of time equal to tou years had passed, the young wife stretched out and died. The old man lived happily onward and succeeded in marrying again. has a very bad effect on your system. It disorders your stomach and digestive apparatus, taints your blood and causes constipation, with all 1U fearful Ills. Bedford's Black-Draught la a bland tonic, liver regulator, and blood purifier. It gets rll of tbApotson3 caused by of hie, and quickly cures bltloue headaches, dizziness, Iocs of appetite, nausea, indiges tion, constipation, malaria, chills and fever, jaundice, nervousness, Irritability, meUnchoUa, and all sickness due to uMsorderod liver. It Is not a cathartic, but a cent!, herbal, liver which 8&sa& without Irritating. " Price 25c at all Druggists. In 1370 Queen Elizabeth was presented with a pair of silk stockings by her tire woman and afterward never wore any other kind. A Card V This it to certify that all drujiitti are to refund onr money if Foley's Honey and Tar fails to cure jour cough or cold It stops the cough, heals the lungs and prevents serious results from a cold Cures la grippe cough and prevents pneumonia and consumption Contains no opiates The genuine is in a yellow package Refute substitutes 1 II Orme. Deceived. "I never was so unhappy In all my life." "It's Dr. Sawyer, tho mean old thing. He Is deceiving me. tie "said my husband needed a rest, and advised California." "Yes?" "Well, I spoke about my Cousin Gertrude being out there and suggested that It would bo nice for Georgo nml me to go together for a good long stay. "Then the doctor got mysterious, nnd said: 'Go back to work, George, It isn't rest that you need nftcr all.' There's something queer ohout the case. I'm awfully worried, and they won't tell me the truth." AiBittcrHpectiu Hilary K Adolr, a western detective, replied to tho tojt "Detectives' nt n dinner In Omaha. "Speeches pregnnut with meaning often help tho detective tn his delicate work," said Mr. Adair. "Often a speech of eight or ten words will re. val volumes. "Thus f onco knew how things stood In a Mllwnukee Souse when I henrrt a Milwaukee -woman say to her husbnnd. 'Jim, do you know you talk In your nlcepj and the man replied. .-.., uu juu urgmusr me inose rew words?' " Philadelphia Bulletin, "WHISKY" COLI CURES. Danger of Using AloHllc Mixtures tf Coal TirTi.lels. Laying aside all moral objections against filling up the system with whisky or drugs because one has a caugh or cold, the dangerous physical effects should be sufficient to kcop one from usiiir these strong medicines. A thoroughly scientific way to treat a cough and cold as well as a sensible method is to breathe Hyomei through tho neat pocket inhaler that conio with ever outfit. Tho firrit breath of its hoaling medication relieves the irritation, and its continued use oon eiToots a thorough cure. The bent people in f always koop Hyoinci in tho house dining the winter months, at tho first symptoms of n cold or bronchial troubles, uso tho remedies, and prevent serious and lasting illnoss. The guarantee that a give with every Hyomei outfit should convince you of its curative powers. A complete Hyomei outfit cost but $1.00, extra bottles if" needed 50c, and a guarantee to refund the money if it docs not give eatisfaction. For Rheumatict Sufferers. The quick relief from pain afforded by apply, log Chamberlain's Pain Halm makes It a favorite with sufferer! from rheumatism, sciatica, lama back, lumbago, and deep seated and muscular palot, For tale by J H Orme. The Yazoo-Mississippi Valley. Is the title of a new pamphlet now ready for distribution and published by the Illinois Central Railroad Company. It describes in detail the resources ane possibilities of the richest valley in the United States. For a free copy address the undersigned at Manchester, Iowa. J. F. Merrv, General Immigration Agent. Wintry indt whined weirdly Willie Wriggled while Winnie wheeled wretchedly Wisdom whupers. winter winds work wheetet Wherefore we write, "Use Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup, Nothing else so good Sold by II Orme State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas County J ss Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F.J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the city of Toledo, County and State afore said, and that said firm will pay the. sum of One Hundred Dolars for each and every case of Cattarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. Frank J. Cheney. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Cth day of December, A. D. 1886. (Seal) A. W. Gleason. Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts dirctly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0. Sold by all druggist, 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for "Giaracter," remarked the thoughtful thinker. "Is one thing and reputation Is quite nnother." 'Wherein do thoy differ?" queried the very young man. "A good character Is n luxury," explained the T. T., "but a trood rennta. tlon 13 n neeestlty." Neighbors Got Fooled "I was literally coughing myself to death, and become too weak to leave my bed; and neighbors predicted that I would never leave it alive; but they got fooled, for thanks be to God, I was induced to try Dr. King's New Discover'. It took just four one dollar bottles to completely cure tho cough and restore me to good sound health," writes Mrs. Eva Uncapher, of Grover-town. Stark Co., Ind. This King of cough and cold cures, and henler of throat and lungs, is guaranteed Jy Haynes & Taylor, Druggist 50c. V '.. J .rl T.IJ c -1 a : ,' . ' 1 r " 1 v5 "J-?, .- P 12: :-