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Drink plenty of wator in the summer
time. It is cheaper, anyhow.
Thoro's a right Hiimrt iliircrenco
betwoon men nnd flics. If you have
nu open jug ol molasses the flies will
Hock around, and if Its au open jug
of licker you will draw a Hock of
Nzcmore Hooks, residing on Big
1'istol crook, lias invented a patent
monkey wrouoh, which also has an
attachment that will crack hickory
nuts and pull corks.
To tost tho volooity of a summor
breeze, take otic pound of fluo gooso
feathers, stand in the open, and toss
them h it'll into tho air. If they all
fall straight to the ground tho breeze
I is lighter than the feathors. If thny
continue to go straight up it is going
There are people who take a great
interest in you some of thorn as
much a ten por cent.
I'uke Kazley regreU that he will
'i forced to more out of the shade
next to the postoilles on aeoouul of
being bothered so by tho gnats.
am Sum tays that Miss Gondola
Hrustep's hair i getting to he uo
rurly that it makes her head wiiu.
liar Harlow hm named his horse
Nancy Hanks so that ho can beat
the other horses and mules around
Mm Flutio Helclior has took to
'i oatiug which it is said
will make her lips red.
Pon t talk too mueh at thctable.
It will interfere with your eating.
They had an all-day singing and
dinner on the grow ad at Hog Ford
last Sunday and soreral
are laid up with bad colds,
mixed by the table elotlts or the
ground being too thin.
only and slew huh who kotps
on itnproriug will tvtntually get
A splendid way to get rid ofjllios
is to opon the store door and drire
them in. then shut the door allowiog
them to bum to death.
Moral Always look at the lae
yii are about to sit down oh.
It is no big jehierement to break
the record on a pbouograph.
Smiotiuios a person has a big
time and doesn't know it till it's all
A eat flili hai very little eyes
because the water is so muddy It
cau t see at all any nay.
We d nearly all rather be right
than president, but very few of us
are evor able to be either.
A man who oan wear his ooat on
a sweltering summer day U either a
gentleman or has a hole in his shirt.
Two geese with yokes on walked
through bore Thursday going toward
Tickville. The depity oonstible at
Koundini; Billows has been notified
to look out for them.
A snake has to aot orooked to got
am Sims walked to Kyo Straw
and back Tuesday. His feet are so
long that tho trip was made in a
A man may kill two birds with
one stono and thou next time miss
the whole flock with a shot gun.
The front of the Hog Ford church
is about to bo white-washed. The
back ond won't be improved as nobody
comes in that way but tho
"I he New Pure Food And Drug Law,)
We nre pleased to annouce that Fo
loy's Honey nnd Tnr for coughs, colds
nnd lung troubles is not directed by the
Nntionnl Pure Food nnd Drug law na it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, nnd wo recommend it as a safe
remedy for children nnd adults. J, H.
Eczema Is Now Curable
ZE.MO, n scientific preparation for
external use. stop) itching instantly
and destroys the germs that cmitto skin
dise&Fcs. lJczunin quickly yields and is
permanently cured by this remarkable
medicine. AllI)nigKL't. Writ forwun
pto. K.AV. KoeoMed. Co.,St. Louis, Mo.
I TAXATION AND J
REFORM IN OREGON
The IcglHlntun of tin jdnto of Oregon
has boon working out taxation
problomn (luring ItH Inst hohbIoii In
line with progressive stntcH, an
amendment to the Oregon conwtltn
Hon Is proposed. The citizens
In tax reform want an nmond
mont giving tho leglslatnro the broad
power of rliiHHlfyliiK Uie subject of
taxation and deciding wlint will bo
taxed for ntnto and what for local
Oregon Iiuh had a taxation
at work for somo tlmo From
lta roport, rocuutly Hubmltted, tho con
elusion rearht'd there Is thnt tho gen
oral property tax is not working well
and that It ought to bo abolished In
part at least It In HUggosted that it
would be well to have HoparntB
sources of revenue for Btato nnd for
local government, and tho only way
to attain this Is by amending the
IMPROVING TAX LAWS.
Taxation Ih the subject of Investigation
mid dlscuBHiou In mnny states
nnd throe reports have been made
by special commlMlonB which give an
interi'Mtlng Indication of the present
trend of expert opinion
New Yrk'H commission recom
inendB the abolition of the tax on
property nnd tho Imposition of
n progressive tax on inheritance. The
California commission la nlso opposed
to taxing itortmiinl property, but as
BortH that if It Ih to bo taxed tho rov
enuo Hhonld go to tho countleH
with the revonuo from the
tnx on ronlty It Ih furthor rocom
mended that nil corporations nnd
franchlflo taxes bo reserved to the
Too report of the MneenchueettB
commlMlon pnioo tho taxation of
direct ax well at collateral
of billboards nnd of stock
transfers, tlio retention of all franchise
exactions by the state, and a
gradod tax on automobile It is assorted
tlmt with Uiusn additional
lovliw. the Hay Statu could readily
enough abolish tho tax on realty us
well as on personal projrerty, oxcopt
for municipal purpoww
Here in Rhodo Island the B)ctum of
taxation is inndwjuale nnd Inequitable,
but no effort toward n betterment has
Ueen or is llkcl) to Ih made ue long
as tho country towns are In the at
New York line a mortgage recording
tax law which has lncn.isod Uie
rorenue from inortageg taxation over
the old ayitern by 300 por cent and resulted
In a reduction of interest rntos.
The principal virtuo of the law is
that Its operation does not ndmtt
fraud, slncv a mortgage to bo legal
must be recorded, nnd to be mconled.
must nay the tax Small as ttt5 latt t
It In proportion to the S or 2Me per
cent formerly levied, It has increased
the revcuuu bcauB formerly moro
than SO por cent of the mortgagee escaped
The Now York Sun, rovlowlng the
operation of the moasuro, reports that
"tho new law warded off a serloja
shortage of mortgage capital in this
town during the lntter half of last
year. It will no doubt ronct before
long on the rntei of interest, bringing
them back to the normal level of i per
cent and (V? per cent, anl perhaps
establish them eventually at so low a
rate as SVa to 4 per cent."
CARDINAL RULES OF TAXATION.
Tho remedy proposed by E M
Thnnihar of tho Dayton Chamber of
Couimorco for the difficulties In the
tax system of Ohio Is similar to the
romudy now buiug urgod in many
states He says
"Tho esvjtico of the dlfllculty seems
to lie In the attempt to make the constitution
deal with details rnthor than
Tho proper remedy. In my Judgment,
Is only to bo found in an amendment
of tho constitution which shall
give to Uie general assembly power
to classify nil proper subjects for taxation
In such n manner thnt
"No Bubject shall escape Its proper
share of tho bunion
"No stihjoct of tho same class shall
be tnvod more than once
"The tnx shall in all cnios bo uniform
to subjects of the snino cliifes
and Just to the subject taxed "
State of Washington Has a
t'onal Amendment to Permit
Classification of Property For
In common with other states that
are seriously considering tho better
ment of tax Inws, Washington coi.ieo
to the front with a proposition to
umenii lis cwuu cuiibuiuuuii.
Tho pertinent paragraph in the pro
posed nmondmeut rends:
"The power of taxation shall never
bo surrendered, suspended or con
trncted away. Tnxes shall be uniform
upon the same .class of subjects, and
Fhall bo levied nnd collected for pun
A GOOD PLATFORM.
This platform hns been adopted by
tho Ohio State Hoard of Commorce as
the slogan of Its campaign for tnx re
"Our purpoao is to mnko Ohio the
beBt state In tho Union in which to
rnrn a living, operate a busluess nnd
K. M. Dalton to T. L. Phillips
lot in Dycusburg, .')0.
Liunio Guess to J. F. and K. C.
O'Neal llilj acres on Camp creek,
T A (Jonway to J. S. McMurry
house and lot in Marion, fl450
Dolla M. Stono to Uhas. W. Stone
lfi acros near Tolu, 22f.
S. M. Ashor to District 4(5 one
acre, F and other consideration.
Sure Cure For Malaria.
Try Yucatan Chill Tonic, superior to
nil, acceptable to the most delicate
person. One bottle will work wonders.
Guaranteed uudor the Pure Food and
Drugs Act. 1'iice &0c. Sold by all
Things to Forget.
Korgot the faults of other pooplc.
Forgot a many disagrooable tliinus
as you can.
Forgot your oneinios and romombcr
Forgot all goasip as soon as you
hoar it, or boforo.
Forgot doubts and fears and
hopos and faiths.
Forgot your own failuros and
remember your suooossos.
Forgot tho slights and
trivial ofToneos inotdont to all life.
Forget to do anyone an injury,
but remember to do every ono a
A Happy ramily.
J. J. Mann, of Fordyce, Ark., writes:
Use Carlstcdt's German Liver Power
for ten years, cured my wife of female
troubles. Haven't had a doctor for
six years, formerly paid two or three
doctor bills a year. Would not be without
it. Worth its weight in gold'
Guaranteed undor the Pure Food and
Drugs Act. Price 26c. Sold by nil
To Glean and Brighten a Carpet.
Cut an ounce of yellow soap ioto
small squares, and make into a lath-or
with a pint of boiling water.
Add to this a uart of wator and
one ounce of borax. I'laoe the
mixture on the range, aud bring it
to a boil, thou remove it, and whon
quite cold add an ounce oach of
alcohol and ammonia and halt an
ounce of glycerine.
Wipo over quite a small portion
of the oarpet at a timo, and rub vigorously
with a oloan flauool (which
should be repeatedly turned as it
gets soilod) dipped in the mixture,
until all spots are removed and the
Whon you have finished you will
be delighted to find how nice your
ouco shabby carpet looks.
A Remedy Without an Eqwal.
Try Yucatan Chill Tonic, ia a sure
cure for Colds, La Grippe nnd Rheumatism;
will cure you, acceptable to the
most delicate person, results are positive
and you feel better after taking
one dose. Guaranteed under the Puro
Food nnd Drugs Act. Price 50c. For
sale by nil druggists.
Sign ol Early And Long Winter.
"Tho report from Cape May that
an enormous gathering of swallows
had boon observod there, after which
tho lot flew Southward, with the consequent
nngury for au early and long
winter," said a woathor sharp, "is
rather discouraging iu these days of
high-priced coal and other expenses,
but, if it must bo. so be it. The
old "ayiug that a single swallow doos
uot make n summer may be amended
by adding a couferonoo, or mass-mooting,
or cotneution, or whatever
you may call it, of swallows cannot
make a wintor. Just what a Cape
May swallows detect in the August
woathor conditions to induce them to
tly Southward lama loss to imagine.
Wo were having a bit of oool weather,
to be sure, but not enough to
chill even a swallow at least it docs
not ntlect tho sparrows, who haven t
any more feathers than swallows.
Tho caroful observor will probably
note in a few days that tho swallows
arc coming North again, evidently
realizing that they started on a false
alarm." Philadelphia Record.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers nre
good for any one who needs a pill.
Sold by J. H. Orme.
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Miss Gladys Vanderbllt Conies Into
Absolute Possession ol Estate.
Now York, Aug. 3U. Miss Gladys
Vandorbilt's twenty-first birthday
occurred yesterday, whon, according
to tho will of her fathor, the late
Cornelius Yandorbilt, hc came into
absolute possession of the estate loft
in trust for her, which amounts to
the noat little sum of $12,500,000.
Miss Gladys is the youngest of
the direct heirs to the vast fortune
amassed by the third head of the
house of Yandorbilt. Sho aud her
mother have been cruising in the
Mediterranean, taking tho wators in
tho south of France and hunting
through the curio shop of Paris for
rare old bronzes, of which they have
socurcd quite a number, for the
spacious halls of The Broakcrs, their
Mrs. Yaudcrbilt has cabled to
havo The Hroakers oponod. She and
Gladys are coming over for the late
soasons and iuoidontally for business
roasons, the redistribution of the
Yandorbilt millions which, according
to that document of fatherly lore
and wrath, the Yandorbilt will was
to bo fiually adjusted when Gladys
oatno ol logal ago.
Clerks and accountants have been
busy for many moons at the office of
tho Yandorbilt ostate at Forty-second
street aud Madison avenue, making
preparations for this settlement of
the fortune. Alfrod, Reginald and
Mrs. Harry Payne Whitney are all
to receive surplus cccumulations
from legacios to beneficiaries to date
The will statos over and over
again that oortain moneys are to go
to "my cbildron, Alfrod, Gertrude,
Reginald and Gladys,' as if no
had ever oxistod. Thus is
the ponalty that Cornelius, Jr., paid
for marrying Miss Wilson again
brought to public notice.
For Chills, Fevers And Malaria.
Try Yucatan Chill Tonic; it cures to
stay cured. Insist on having it. Get
the genuine. Guaranteed under the
Pure Food and Drugs Act. Price 50c.
Sold by all druggists.
Visited by Mglit Riders.
Cadiz, Ivy., Aug. '27. Night riders
visited the store and hotel of
Johnson Hcndrick, at Rockcastle on
the Cumberland noar here, and after
firing a few shots in the air called
to Mr. Hcndrick to come out. He
came to the door and they asked
him somothing about shipping some
independent tobacco from a landing
a few miles below. He assured them
that he had not, aud that they had
been misinformed. He offered to
call his wife and prove it by her,
but they assured him that they were
willing to take his word.
Then they asked him to come aud
go with them up on the hill a short
distance, as they wanted to talk to
him further. He asked them to let
him dress, but they informed him
that it was not necessary, aud carried
him along as he was in his night
ciothos. He was gone about twenty
minutes and returned. He says
they did not touch him in any way,
and every indication bore out this
statement, aud that they only talked
to him about the tobacco that they
had hoard he had shipped.
The crowd then departed quietly
and nothing further was heard from
The Man With Dandruff
can now be cured. Ho should buy a
bottle of ZOIC to-day. ZEMO destroy
the germ that causes the disease. Its
usestops itching instantly, prevents fall
im: hair and leaves the scalp in a clean
healthy condition. All Druggists.
HAVNKS A: TAYLOR.
An Ounce ot Prevention
is worth a pound of cure. There are
many poor sulFerers, Consumptives
who are hopeless of getting well who,
if they had taken care of themselvej,
would now bo well. A cough is the
foundation of Consumption. Rallard's
llnHnlinltH.l C a a u 11 AIIMil Mtn I flM1nn
0)1UI Will tUlt lllUb (.UUIl.
IllUlUUUUIlll Great Falls, Montana, writes:
"I have used Ballard's Horehound
Syrup in my family for years my
children never suffer with coughs.
Sokl by J. 11. Orme.
4tM "r J ?7 LfJl rf
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Pon't be narrow In thJ Iffe,
Walk ttm broad, straight path along
AMI bo patient with the throns,
Dotv't bo bioud enough to hurt
Or to tear your undershirt!
Don't b crabbed or morojie
Ke-p toeing out!
Kill your heart with thoughts of Juoej
If you wMstle, let the tune
lie a. helpful, hopeful air
That will knock the sockH off care
Keep toeing opt'
Don't be petulant or cross
Some folk3 bark tholr own hind feet
Interfering on the beat,
Keep our footprints far apart
And keep gladness in your heart
Ue us broad as you can stretch
And still be good'
Smile at others on your way,
He a reirulnr X-ray.
Mpr.id the gospel of a laugh;
ulvi to care th sharpened gaff
And still be good'
Brush your foretop from your eyes
And strike right out
Ivok the whole world In the face.
Vow to win or bust a trace,
IJe as good a mun on Monday
As you were at church on Sunday-Keep
Chords and Dischords.
When a man falls In love, he breaks
Some engagements end happily, but
In most cases tho parties get married.
Says an exchange, "Wealth has Its
penalties. You never heard of a poor
man buying dyspepsia tablets." Good
by to all youse fellers; I'm rich and
never knew- It before.
The moth lj a great rag chower
Matrimony Is like a river after tho
first freezo in the fall. Look out for
places where there is thin ice.
Whenever I see one of those fussy
single curls down a grown woman's
neck I mean one of those corkscrew
affairs that are trained to dangle
about like a clapper on a bell I am
always afraid it is going to tickle her
under the ear and make her run
Many a man has been saved from
losing a lot of money by not having it
Some matches that seem to havo
been made in Heaven, never get back
w TM3f Pa im IjuVZ 2jJR'
A hand to mouth existence that of
the tooth carpenter
Time rings many changes, but tho
girl cashlor in a restaurant is something
of an export at this game herself
A bleary old boozer from Gaul
Walked home In the rain from a ball
"Phlease eMchuse me " he said.
' While I putsh shlss umbrella to bed
An' hang myself up tn
In Heaven everything will be laid
bare except fresh eggs, which will
come in shells as usual
How good a time a boy has at a
party depends upon how long he Is
sick with a stomache ache afterward.
If every' man were big enough to till
the nightdress his wife
makes for him. this would be a raco
of great men. Indeed.
Doing nothing all the time gets
more tiresome than listening to a boro
tell the same story three times so I
Press clubs are being started in tho
city suburbs wherever two lovers can
And enough green grass to sit upon.
In looking for a peck of happiness
many people pass right by a bushel of
You Will Get Yours.
To cure a swelling of the head.
Trv rtrt a good, plain-spoken wife.
If ttls should fall. Just bide your time
And leave the case with Dr Life
It was down In llnvenswood, 111.,
that a teacher who had sent a noto
home with a ntinll nsklnB her parents
to buv a praninmr for her. received
the folIowliiB note: "Missus teeeher,
I do uot desire that Jonnle shall in-gage
In srammer, as I prefer hur
to Ingage In more useful studies, and
I can lenrn hur to speek grammer myself.
I went through two grammers
and I can't bay as they did me no
good nohow. I prefer Jennie to In-gage
In French, drawing and vocal
music on the piany."
Hois can a. man stand for his rights?
Ills chances nro so slim
How can he stand. I say. for rights,
When wltte sits on htm?
Is the oft repeated expression
which tells its own
tale of putting off till tomorrow
that which should
have been dc&ie today.
Neglecting to i n s u re
causes a loss of many millions
of dollars every year
to property owners. Don't
be one of them, but get
your insurance now.
I represent one of the
strongest insurance offices
in the land, and without
question the oldest in the
world, being established in
LET ME INSURE
YOUR PROPERTY 1
Jno. A. Moore
THE CHILDREN'S FAVORITE TONIC.
' BCWX. Cr IMITATIONS
TMC GCNUlNC ONLY BY
Bollard-Snow Liniment Co.
Sold and recommended by J. H. Orme
nowon at Dranahon's Prnctlcainuslness Colleges,
Evansvllle and l"aducah. POSITIONS
secured or money baefc. Slay, If prefer, take
lessons UV MAIL KBKE and enter college
later and save cost of board, etc Write
for catalogue ana " 'uramer Discount Card."
Uraughoa's V, B. College Co. i Incorporated).
F. W. NUNN,
Rooms 2 and 4 Jenkins Bldg.,
Marion, - - Kentucky.
All work guaranteed. If any
work proves unsatisfactory, pleaso
call at my office at once.
Metz & Scdbcrry
Clean towels, first class
work, electric massage, hot
or cold bath. Give us a call.
Dr. M. Ravdin,
Practice Limited to Diseases
and Defects of the
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat.
Suites lfi and 17, Arcade
Building. Glasses fitted.
EVANSVILLE, - INDIANA
A Well Known Fact
That no skis disease, whether from
internal or external origin, can long
withstand tho two powerful germicides,
ZEMO and ZEMOTONE, they destroy
the cerms that cause tho disease, they
always cure. Write forsample. E.WRoaa
Med. Co., St. Louis. All Druggist- sell It.
HAVXES & TAYLOR.
Nunn & Tucker
Salem St. MARION, KY.
Kodol For Indigestion and Dyspepsia,
n combination of natural digestnnts
and vegetnblo acids, digests the food
itself and gives strength and health to
the stomach. Pleasant to take. Sold
by J. II. Orme.
m m i m
For Bad Breath And Sour Stomach
Try Carlstedt's German Liver Pow--der;
removes the causo instantly. A.
cure guaranteed. Guaranteed under
the Pure Food nnd Drugs Act. Price
25c. Sold by all druggists.
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