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MT, VERNON SIGNAL
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PERGONALS AND SOCIAL
C: L. Black is on the sick list.
Walter Niccley was at lierea
C. C. Brown was in Ml.
Miss '.Margaret Sinyleton went
to Berca Sunday.
Walter Owens of Mt. Vernon
was here Tuesday.
W. R. Gott, the restaurant
man was in Bcrcu Saturday.
Wm. Enlter of Pine Hill was
here b;lw e 1 trains Sunday.
Dr. Tyiei of London the den
list is i ir town this week.
Mr . J Mrs. O. D. Bryant
of Mt. .-rnon was here Sunday.
W. A. Cromer the Livingston
contractor was in Berca Saturday
Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Owens and
Lchildrcn were in Mt. Vernon Sun
Mrs. C. L. Hughes and little
eon Wilffam, are visiting relatives
in Paris. .
Mrs. Matilda Woodall of Lon
don, Ky. is visiting relatives neie
Sam Mullins who is working
at Ravenna was with homefolks
We learn that Thomas Daugh
erty was strickencd with para
lysis Sunday. s
W. S. McQirfre of Norman
Oklahoma is visiting his brother
J. C. McGuire.
Mr. and Mrs. W. A. McKen
zie and children of Mt. Vernon
visited Mr. and Mrs. W. A,
Miss Gladys Puce of Level
Green has returned libme after
a few days visit with her sisters
Mrs. F. E. Mullins and Mrs.
A. E. Rice. ,"
Mr. and Mrs. I. W. Catlin and
son John of Louisville have re.
turned home after a isit with
her parents Mr. p"a MW. G.
Niceley. . t '
l nomas Moore has returned
from London after undtrgoing
an operation for appendicitis. He
stood the operation fine and is
George Mullins who died last
Friday at his home in Louisville
was buried here Saturday. He
was a brother to our townsman
Arch Mullins he was laid to rest
in the Ward burying ground to
await the call of his Master.
Mrs. Jennie Cockrell received
a message from KnoxvilL- Tenn.
Sunday that her sister, Mrs. Ja
mes Davis was dead and she left
for that city no 23. Mr. Davis is
a conductor on the Knoxvil e
Division of the L &. N railroad.
At four o'clock next Thursdav
afternoon the Chautauqua's Jun
ior tent will go up. At seven o'
clock the children's play festival
will begin. It is free to all the
hoys and girls of this community.
The Junior Director will open
the festival- with a demonstration
in musical appreciation, enabling
the children to make their start
in acquiring the art of listening
to music. Then will come singing
with the Victrola. followed by
rhythmic exercises with colored
paper balls. Folks dances come
next. There wi'! also be boys'
relay races and a hunt for three
Junior season tickets.
The full course in musical ap
preciation, for ' which Junior
Chautauqua season tickets are
required, is based on a new
method, one of whose leading
piinciples prescribes the avoid
ance of difficult and mysterious
terms. The new method assumes
that in speaking of music, just as
in speaking of other things, the
director may use simple language
readily understood. By way of
showing how attractive learning
to enjoy music really is,, we give
the titles of eight lessons; ,
1. What'son the insideof music,
2. Music is a Language; What
Does it Say to You.'
3. Making Friends with Tunes.
4. How Do You Do. Mr. In
strument? 5. Songs and Singer.
6. Jnstrumental Music.
7. Music of the Far-Away '
8- "Beautiful America.'
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i'hone No. 18.
Miss Jalettc Griffin and others
who had been up the river on a
fishing trip passed passed here
Friday. We failed to get ' the
names of the others who were in
the crowd. When vou arc in our
town let us know it, it will be a
special favor to us to find out
who you are, where you arc going
as the Signal and myself like to
know these things.
The revival meeting held at
the Christian church for the past
two weeks conducted by Rev.
Dunn of Louisville assisccd by
Rev. L. N. Bowling of Brod
hcad closed last Saturday night
with 40 additions. Rev. Dunn
is a good speaker and can ex
plain the bible until a child can
understand. Rev. Bowling hand
led the singing which he is well
qualified to do. Large crowds at'
tended almost every night and
much good was accomplished.
Another killing occurcbi our
country last week whoKalvin
Barnes was killed by k Kir
by and we undersJnoV that
whiskey was dircctlv or undircct
ly the cause. Haw long, oh ho-
long will this poisonous stuff ue
made, the worst enemy that man
can have on earth. We truly hope
that Judge Kennedy and all tic
officers will still make the fight
on moonshine and bootleggers
harder and harder until not one
will be left in the country. We
can see in the last twelve months
a great imp.vement, let the
good work go on and when the
last drop has been banished irom
the earth Satan will about be
out of a job. he .can bank his
fires , hang crepe on the gates of
torment and hang out the sign,
"Hell for Rent"-.
Deputy Sheriffs Mink and
Anglin was in the city Saturday.
R. L. Matlinglv is in Lexington
this week having dental work
done. - - -
J, E, Woodall, a salesman of
London was .here Tuesday s ak
ing hands with our merchants.
R. H. Hamm (better known as
Tede) the hustling flour sales
man of Brodhcad was here Mon
day, Now we have a bus line be
tween this place and Mt. Vernon
making two trips daily. What
will be the next improvement on
The Bridge iron for the bridge
at Parkers creek acroess Rock
castle river that was shipped
here has been hauled there and
it will not be long until that one
The following Brodhcad people
attended church here last Thurs
day evening: Mrs. James Dc
Vault, Mrs. Virgil Martin, Mrs.
Richard Martin. Miss Sall.ve
Brooks and a Mrs. Long.
But while the enjoyment of
music is thus brought within
the grasp of boys and girls, it is
the same enjoyment of music
that adults require. They, as well
as the children, will value the
lessons and it is hoped that many
adults will prepare to enter the
culminating memory contest,
whose object will be to sec who
can successfully give the names
and composers of twelve musical
masterpieces played on the after
noon of the contest. The evening
blue ribbon prizes will be award
ed to those who have coircclly
named the selections and their
Next Thursday's Junior play
festivals will not only serve us an
introduction to the course in
musical appreciation but will at
the same time give the boys and
girls a chance to take formal
possession of their tent. Thruout
the Chautauqua session it is to
be theirs. The boys will put it
up. The boys will keep it in
The Junior tent is made of
khaki simular to the big Chau
tauqua tent and has a fence
surrounding it. These Junior tent
used this year by White & Myers
Chautauqua System in their
Junior work, are the first Junior
tents ever used in Chau
tauqua. They should add great
ly to the pleasure of the young
ster. C. C WILLIAMS
Attorney . at Law
Mt. Vernon, Ky.
Will practice la all the Court
State and federal ,
OHJce ou Church Street.
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Everybody knows of llohumlr Kryl
nuil Ills Hand, who are heralded as
the greatest attraction appearing on
Chautauqua, Mr. Kryl, often stled
the greatest cornetlst la the world,
la today ranked us ono of the live
great bandmasters ot the wot Id. Kryl
Mt. Vernon Monumental
. If you are in the market for a monument or
tombstone call on me and get my new
prices before you buy elsewhere. I can
sell you what you want at the rfeht price.
Will of the Royal Clan
We the members of the Cjief
Ape Clan,' being ot sane mind
and having reached the end of
our first camping trip of the sea
son of 1q22, do hereby will and
"bequeath the use of the Royal
Dn ' -.ur -,..., Tj
' Roval P P s L, .four
- four Jays only, at the expiration
of said purod of time the key to
the Royal Den n.ust be given to
our chief, "Tarzan of the Apes."
Personal properties and attain
ments of the Clief Apes are be
queathed as follows;
Item I. "Blondie" Ape be.
qucaths her love for the water to
Daisy provided she staVb in the
water two-thirds of the time with
weights on her feet and wings
around her neck.
Item II. The "Missing Links"
gift for singing is given to Floyd
on condition that he sing the so
called "Army Song Book" thru
three consecutive times including
index and one time backward
with "Mother Machrce" once be
fore each meal.
Item III. The "Tent Pole" be
queaths her ability to climb trees
to Lucy provided she will not
pollute the "Royal Beech" by
attempting to ascend same earlier
than four o'clock in the morning.
Item IV. To Julian, "Ye
Pappey" bequeaths his power to
converse with the inhabitants of
the surrounding villuges without
the use of a radio.
Item V. Mr. and Mrs. "John
the Pirate"' give their marriage
certificate to Dess and Ted only
for the aforesaid four days, pro
vided it is satisfactory to all con
cerned. Item VI. To Ethel "Jupe"
will her art to entertain, on the
living trapeze, the other members
of the Less Royal P. P's., on con
dition her vocal chords are silent
during the entire performance,
Item VII. "Tarzan of the Apes"
"Chamberlain's Tablets have
been used by my husband and
myself off an on for the past five
years. When my husband goes
away from home he always takes
a bottle of them along with him.
Whenever I have that heavy
feeling after eating, or feel dull
,und played out, I take one or
two of Chamberlain's Tablets
and they fix me up fine, writes
Mrs. Newton Vrecland. Minoa,
N. Y. Takes these tablets when
troubled with constipation or in
digestion and they will do you
vVfjij Special id 1 J Wi'
vjhoesthe Cash Store
BOHUMIR KRYL AND HIS BAND
and His Band have given concerts In
nenily all the great cities of America.
They have made many Victor roc
ords. Wo are happy In announcing Krjl
and Ills Hand for one day's program
on our Cliautuug.ua with full concerts
both afternon and night. Only tho
MT. VERNON, JUNE 22-37 Get youi se..on tu.ku Now
bestows upon Derby keys and
care of the Royal Den, who
must remodel, if necessary, the
stove and other furniture belong
ing to said property.
Item VIII. To Mabel. "Tybee"
bequeaths her .'love for roving
and capacity for convci ting "The
wisdom of the forest" into
nourishment for other 'members
ofwthjf. 0 tniJ, V'-7V54ynJJif.i,.i.ko
a' sum uuurisnmcn.. ai
east two meals each day.
Item IX. The "Giant
willingness to lend his
assistance and protective
is bequeathed to Bob provided
he cut the necessary 113 cords
per day. saw the unnecessary 71
cords per night, and ever keep
in readiness the Rattle ax.
Item X. "Wonder" Ape will
ingly bestows the fluent use of
her biceps to Jalettc on condi
tion that she spend three hours
of the waking day and two hours
of the sleeping da in the south
west corner of the tent, Nokomis"
in extinguishing said tent of in-
Item XI. "Ye Baby Ape" be
queaths to Sadye his frog gig and
use of the Red Boat if she will
keep the boat dry inside and re
turn the gig neither bent nor
Item XII. To you, Dessic, our
Ape "Vuinp" unwillingly be
queaths her unlimited influence
for winning the smiles and good
favor of the visiting male friends
thereby arousing in them the de
sire to bestow upon us the use
of the "Racing Shark" along
with an unlim ted supply of froz
en sweets and "spirits of joy"
which helped to sustain the life
and vigor of the day thruout the
Item XIII. Our "Carrier Pig
eon," better known as the "Far
mer" Ape, of animated and busi
ness like nature bestows upon
successor the most frail member
of the P P's., his power of en
durance which was proven by
his rising with the birds and mak
ing his early trips to the city of
the "Setting Sun" where he care
fully gathered and brought back
to the Royal Clan, the choicest
news items and messages of
Item XIV. And to the least
active members of your family
(to be appointed by "Tarzan)
we give the task of ferrying
"Carrier Pigeon's successor over
the "Golden River" at 3 p. m.
and 4 a. in, daily.
Item XV. To Martha, Julia
Floyd and Suclln, the youngest
members of the P. P's. is be
queathed the ch'-wing gum which
they can easily find by looking
in any convenient parking place.
Also to the inlant members is
fluent Chautauquas could nffurd to
hare melt a magnificent attraction.
We are sure everybody will be look
lug forward to their concerts with
koen anticipation, nnd that the slzo
of tho crowd to hear them will bo In
keeping with tho bigness of the at
given unlimited space for play
and all the shallow water for
fishing on condition that thej
are unmolested by the eluer
item AVI. 10 an unknown
member we joyfully bequeath
our own iviissing Links love
of theft provided the same must
nidc all stolen property in his
Item XVII. Having no farther
use for his Hcrculian strength
Tarzan wills to all an equal share
of above mentioned physical
power, on condition that each in
his turn carries the "Racing
Shark" from Livingston to the
To you, female members of
the Less Roj al P. P's wc with
sad regrets on Sunday June 4tl
turn over the faithful tent No
komis and its use. for four days,
also the use of each piece of fur
niture, especially the inexpensive
mahogany dressing table, pro
vuicu ti is neither scarred nor
left to the exposure of the sky
On entering the kitchen bc-
h Id the trustworthy Hirschvogcl
the masterpiece of Tarzan, and
remember that for even piece of
clay lost another must immed
iatcly take its place or you suffer
me curse 01 the Koyal ilan ol
Clief Apes. Our less majestic
carctul attention of each P. P,
and must be well protected from
dampness of atmosphere as well
as from the movements of the
l his lair warning wc give to
all. keep backs bent at an angle
ot 45 degrees Irom time of enter
ing the kitchen until departure
Moreover male members of the
Less Royal P. P's we with sad
regrets, bestow to your careful
keeping the inhabitants of the
Golden River, the Royal Beech
and the Magic Swing. Also space
in one corner of the kitchen for
your cots in cate the skys sec fit
to shed tears upon you. or the
atmc -phcrc prove too. frigid for
your temporate bodies.
Willi all solemnity and due
rcspe t to the finders wc be
queath two towels, one bath'n.i
shae, one cap two cakes of soap,
one sock, two forks, one flash
light, thirty seven frog backs and
one mess kit which find their
present resting place in the bot
tom of the Golden River.
LOST: Ladies black umbcrclla
black handle with black silk
loop, bright finish ribs, new. Re
ward if returned to W. H. Fish
MEET SQUIRE SIGMON and
Monday morning bright and
early, on top of the Lcvisay tun
nel near town, with your tear t
scrappers, picks, shovels nuu
other road making tool , nnd
help them build a ne.v gra c
around the hill from top or tun
nel to the low gap between the
Levisuy farms on the Somerset
road. Squire Sigmon and the boys
have been doing some fine work
out that way for a few weeks and
if the folks who are interested
will assist them a little this
coining week this change can be
made and the road put on a
good grade and taken off the
SERVANT GIRL WOULDN'T
GO IN CELLAR, FEARING
Mrs. Tcpper, Plainfield. N. J.
savs, "Rats were so bad in our
cellar the servant girl wouldn't
go there. Bought some RAT
SNAP und it cleaned all the rats
out. ' RAT-SNAP destroys rats
and mice. Absolutely prevents
odors. Comes in cake form, no
mixing, Cats and dogs wont
(ouch it. Three 35c, 65c and
$1.25, Sold and guaranteed b
Davis Drug Store and C. C. Cox
Computing scales lor sale good
as new at a bargain if sold at
once. J. R. Dyer.
Cherochee Grass Rugs 9x 12
Fine Quality Matting Rugs 9x12
Best Grade Wool & Fibre 9x12
Lincoln Brussels 9 x 1 2
Victory Axminster 9x12
Linoleum, $1.00 persq. yard
Gold Seal Congoleum 9x12
Good Rubberlin Rugs 9x12
C- C- cox
MT. VERNON. KY-
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WHY SUFFER FROM RHEU
Do you know that nine out of
every ten cases of rheumatism
arc simply rheumatism of the
muscles cr chronic rheumatism,
neither of which require any in
ternal tnatment. The pain may
be relieved by oppl ing Cham,
berlain's Liniment, which makes
sleep nnd rest possible, and that
certainly means a great deal to
any one afflicted with rheuma
tism PERSONALS AND SOCIAL
Mrs. E. J. Brown of Stanford
was the guest of Miss Susie
Thompson and Mrs. C. D. Sut
ton Tuesday and Wednesday.
Mrs. Arthur Aurcdon will re
turn Sunday to her home in Cin
cinnati after a visit to her parents
Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Richards.
Little Misses Ccphaand Willie
Elizabeth Davis are spending the
summer with their sister. Mrs.
Ethel Greenwood, at Washington
Mrs. Nfarv Williams and Mrs.
Cleo W. Brown have returned
Irom an extended visit with the
family of R. G. Williams in Cov
ington. Mrs. Belle Lair is spending the
week in Berca with her daughter
Mrs. J, W, Mullins and attend
ing the commencement exercises
of Berca Colleg.
Miss Martha Sparks was the
guest of Mr. and Mrs. Lafon Ri
ker in Lexington. She attended
the marriage of Miss Martha Ri
ker to Mr. Evan Juglcs.
Mrs. G. B. Lawrence and
Master J. J. Maret of Level
Green were in Mt Vnrnnn vr-
tcrday and today, enroute home
from West Virginia.
Miss Georgia McFerron is at
tending Berca College commence
ment exercises th s week. Miss
Christine McFerron, her sister,
is one of the graduates
The examining trial of Willie
Kirby, for the killing of Calvin
Barnes was held Monday, and
He was held over to the Grand
Jury under $2000 bond.
Mrs W. II Miller an,! liitln
daughters Dorothv nnd Shirley
Evans ni-c leaving today for their
Inme- in Hicr .Slnnf- Cnn Vn
ifter an extended visit with Mrs
Miller's mother. Mrs. Alice Tate
and other relatives and friends
Misses Leila and Amanda
Davis were cuests at a nartv
Riven by Maurice Thompson last
Friday evening at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Clay Thompson
near Level Green. A good crowd
was present and everyone report
ed a nice time.
John Wanaker, the great merchant, says:
"No boy ever became great as a man. who did
not ia his youlh learn the saving habit,"
Experience has taught some of "us that John
knew what he was talking about Do you think
so, too? Are you teaching our children the
lesion of thrift that wi'l make them self reliant
men and women? A little savings account at
our Bank for your boy or girl will prove a big
incentive. Wc will open an account, no matter
how small, and will help ou educate your
children in the matter of thrift and modern
The Bank ot
ONTARIO INDIANS ON A TARE
Plan To Set Up Campt At Point Pelee,
Claimed As Their Anceiton' Land
Wlndwir. (hit A tuind of SO I'otu
vvntiiinlo Nullum rvni-liftl Hit1 llovern-t
incut park urea 1 1 IVInt IVIro, im
I-iK 1 I .. pr imtiiI in pri llnJr,
rlulin m land llu-y dm Inn' vvm Klven
In their iimvhirH ly the Ilrltlili l!ov-
ernment In pitjiiirnt fr military sor
! given at tin- licglnnlm: f tlm
Hslittviilli i-vntury Scvi-r.il hundred
nthiT iiii'inlnTi f tlirtrllii' iin -p-o-id
to rcarh I'ulnt lVlcv Inter. Tho
ehlef of tie trlhe, who rutin IdniKcIt
"John Ionise," told a ji.irk nfflrlul It
planned to enter the irk whvn
the entire hand arrived, und set up Hn
encampment an a nieun.s of enfordni;
This program, however, lms neon
nrrddWted liy nmriaU ut Ottutta and
Tlnval Canadlun Mounted lNditc (dure
In tho park to prevent the "Invnidiin."
So far us the olnrhilM hnd learned (ho
Indian were uniirmod nnd no illiuirder
wio nntli Ipatod.
Chief I . !( said tho Indians would
hive n now-wow- when their fellow
tribesmen urrlved, nnd added that ho
desired the proenc- of the Ikunlnlon
Minister of Interior and the Superin
tendent of Indian Affairs.
Hout Plant Rectuei
WnvhliiKtnn Altlmiich Congress Is
not espect"l to udjourn until early
autumn member of tho House nn
flKiirlni; on ompletlns their work far
In advance of that date, that th?y
may he aide to escape the hot Wash
ington Weather, -and more Important
to thenfi, look after polltlenl affairs la
their home districts. It heromo
known that tho Uouso Is planning to
begin a Kerlea of three-day receive
July -I, eontlnlilnv them uutll th
Senate Completes Ih work.
Ill For Corn Cobi
Washington Itese.ireh work by
chemlMi. of the Department of Agri
culture, extending over a Ierlod of
more than tdx jears, has resulted In
the production from corncobs of low
priced Mibstltutes for a wldo variety
of hard rubber nnd sjntlictlc resin
products, us- well us a possible new
motor fuel supply, acrordlng; to nn
announcement bj the department.
The dlsfovcry, It vvas dei tared, nould
provide a good ma'ket for waste furiu
llcrlln. The reception accorded to
Held .Marshal llliideidiurK by tho civic
and military tiidcnt bodlex on the oc
casion of Ida present visit to the
battle llelds of Kant Prussia, which
provoked a coilnt.T demonstration by
Communists at Koenlgsberg nnd a sub
seipicnt sanguinary cluali between
troop" und civilians, probably will
cau.ve the fioveriimeiit to innkc u polke,
linn request that the Kleld Maralwil
abstain from further excursions of
Flndi Washington' Painting
foxtiistnii, Vn. Arthur IMivmmi, of
flclnl Hirtralt painter of the United
fitiiti' Military Academy, unnounced Ik
had found at Wmhlngton and I.ee Unl
verslty here nn nrlglual painting ol
George Washing-ton, by Gilbert Stuart
The painting la estimated by art ex
perts to be worth from $75,000 to I1000-