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Looked His Rank.
An amusing story is beintr told
among the friends of General Sum
ner, U. S. A., until recently the com
manding officer of the Pacific divi
General Sumner, who was in Oak
laud for a stay, left the city after
the earthquake and went to San Ra
fael. There he was informed by one
of the guiding spirits of the village
that he must aid in patrolling and
guarding against fire and unruly ref
ugees. Something in General Sum
ner's bearing evidently impressed the
man, for, after a moment's thought,
"I think I'll make you a second
"Thank you," answered General
Sumner, "I don't think any rank ever
conferred upon me pleased me more
unless it was when I was made a
Major General in the regular army."
The Critic's Defense.
A painter was praising the other
day the artistic taste of John G.
Johnson, the famous Philadelphia
lawyer. Mr. Johnson has collected
one of the finest private galleries in
the world, and as a connoisseur he
has few living equals.
"A young impressionist," said the
painter, "got John G. Johnson to vis
it his studio last year. He showed
his latest picture, and tried to get
Mr. Johnson to buy it. But Mr.
Johnson would have none of it. He
said politely that he thought the
picture was not good.
"This so annoyed the impres
sionest that he let his temper get
the better of him. He said hotly:
" 'After all.' Mr. Johnson, what
do you know about pictures? You
never painted any?
" My dear sir,' the lawyer re
torted, smiling and rubbing his
glasses with his handkerchief, 'I
know a bad egg. but I never laid
one." —Minneapolis Journal.
Woodmen Will Give Social
On Wednesday evening the Modern
Woodmen lodge of Wenatchee will
give an oyster supper and social to
the members and their wives. All
Woodmen, whether members of the
Wenatchee lodge or not, are cordial
ly invitd and urged to attend. The
supper wil hake place in the Wood
men hall in the Bower block.
The Wenatchee World
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rUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1907.
ARMY CANTEEN CLUB
Favors Furnishing Soldiers With
MiM Brinks Rather Than Have
Them go to Saloons
WASHINGTON, Feb. 11.—Presi
dent Roosevelt today indorsed the
work of the Woman's Army Canteen
club, an organization formed for the
purpose of bringing about the sale
of beer and light wines in the can
teens at the army posts.
A committee accompanied by Rep
resentative Kahu of California called
on President Roosevelt today. The
delegation consisted of Mrs. Inez
Zeymour, president of the club; Ani
ta McGee, an army nurse; Captain
J. Walter Mitchell, a Spanish war
veteran, and Mrs. Henry B. Shurt
leff, wife of Captain Shuttieff of the
President Roosevelt complimented
the officers of the organization on the
work they are doing, and they left
the White House with the impres
sion that the president will place
himself at the head of the organiza
tion. He said the organization is
doing a good work in the interests
of the army and the enlisted men,
and expressed the wish that the press
of the country would help along the
After the conference Representa
tive Kahn said:
"A grave mistake was made when
the soldiers were deprived of beer
and other light wines under decent
circumstances and forced to go else
where for stronger drinks if they
wished to satisfy their desire for
stimulants. The result has been a
menace to the army, as shown In
every report of the principal officers
of the war department.
"From what I learn, many mem
bers of the W. C. T. V., which se
cured the abolition of the canteen,
now believe that genuine temperance
would be promoted jw giving the sol
dier a mild beverage under circum
stances that will keep him away
from the stronger ones."
Threw Out His "Footwarmer" Rival
Billy Sunday Makes 1,054 Converts
Falls 81 Feet; Asks for Smoke
Denies Daughter's Engagement
CHICAGO, Feb. 11.— While enter
ing no objections to the courtship
of his sweetheart, Miss Willie Ander
son, by sundry and various rivals,
John T. Russell of Evanston yester
day declared war when he iound one
of the "hated'" rivals seated beside
her with his shoes off and his feet
in the oven at the Anderson home.
Russell emphasized his displeas
ure by attempting to throw F. J.
Wilkins, the foot-warmer", out of the
house, and by breaking the furniture.
His rival, who had been dodging
chilblains, was dissatisfied and had
Russell arersted on a charge of dis
Judge Boyer yesterday sustained
the contention of the man who fear
ed cold feet and fined Rusesll $75
Suggestion* for Motorists.
If your brake fails to work at the
critical moment run into something
If you desire to make an impres
sion on a young lady run over her.
Common humanity dictates that
you stop when the tires are out of
By seating your best girl in front
with the chauffeur you will have
something pleasant to look forward
to during the ride-
Should your auto overturn leave
your seat immediately.
You should know your brakes or
else you may break your nose.
If a man gets in your way and is
run down he should apologize. If
he is dead demand an apology from
his wife.—Boston' Transcript.
APPOINTMENT OF NEGRO * »
WILL H CRT LONG WORTH
President's Son-iu-Law Would Be
Defeated' in Next Election if
Ralph Kyle Gets Office
WASHINGTON, Feb. 11.—Presi
dent Roosevelt's desire to appoint a
negro federal officer in Cincinnati to
nay Senator Foraker for his fight on
the administration's course in the
Browirsville affair, threatens to cause
a serious difference in the Roosevelt
family. It involves the political for
tunes of Representative Longworth,
the president's son-in-law. It is free
ly predicted here that if the appoint
ment is made by the president it will
result in Longworth's certain defeat
two years from now.
Ralph Tyle, a prominent negro Re
publican of Columbus, Ohio, has been
picked by the president for the col
lectorship at Foraker's home city.
The job pays $5,000 a year and a
great row has been caused since the
news was sent to Cincinnati that a
negro was to be imported from Co
lumbus for the place.
The*resentment against such ac
tion by £*oe president is confined to
no porty lines, and in Representative
Longworth's district is especially bit
ter. The president's son-in-law
represents a part of the most aristo
cratic section of Cincinnati. That
element does not want a new collect
or of customs. Longworth has also
the largest negro vote of any district
in Ohio. These negro voters are also
up in arms because the president
ha 3 not seen fit to take one of their
number instead of importing a man j
Price Roes \ot Change.
| The Rev. Simon Turpie was an
! eloquent speaker, but he seemed to
[have a list of sdtanons which, when
he once began, he went right through
to the end, and then started at the
first, sermon again, and so on.
A young man in the congregation
was about to leave for South Africa,
but the Sunday before he departed
he attended the church service.
In th course of his lecture the min
ister used an illustration in which
were the words: "A man can easily
purchase two sparrows for three
The young man after bring absent
for about three years, returned and
again on the first opportunity attend
divine service. Strange to say, he
heard the same narrative by the
same minister, the phrase striking
him most being the "two sparrows
for three pence."
" At the close of the service the min
ister, in his courtesy, came and shook
hands with the youth, welcoming
Mm back to his home, asked him if
i noted any change about the place.
The young man, evidently quite
unconcernedfl replied in a pawky
tone: "Aye, man, there's two or three
changes; but there's yin thing I can
see, the price o' sparrows is aye at
the auld figure."—Tit-Bits.
Protest Against Publishing Details
CHATTANOOGA, Term., Feb. 11.
—Women of this city met yesterday
and protested against the printing
of the deiails of the Thaw murder
case and similar criminal court pro
The protest, it was stated, was
made "in the interest of the sancti
ty of our homes and fhe purity of
our children, and to protest against
the minute and detailed accounts giv
en in the daily papers of the sensa
tional and scandalous proceedings of
the criminal court."
Mayor Freirson in an address de
clared the reports of the Thaw trial
were disgusting and disgraceful in
their detail. He said some of the
newspapers had gone too far in their
Not the Same Growl
Mrs. Rachel Foster Avery, the not
ed woman suffrage leader, was talk
ing in Philadelphia aboutdivorce.
' 11l temper is at the root of di
vorce," Mrs. Avery said. "Men and
women are not so vicious as some
people think. Impatience causes
more divorces than immorality.
"When I lived in Pittsburg I call
ed one day on a certain married wo-
"At dinner time my hostess rang
for the maid. She said:
" 'Mary, is that Mr. Brown down
stairs? I though i heard him just
" 'No'm,' Mary answered; 'that
wuz the dawg what wuz growlin'.' "
Denies Daughter's Engagement
WASHINGTON. Feb. 11.—Sena
tor LaFollette today denied the an-
nouncement of the engagement of
his daughter, Miss Fola La Follette,
recently made from Madison, Wis.,
and widely circulated.
(Continued from Page 1.)
chants bank 2,298.13
Outstanding checks 1,356.21
Outstanding cc-rtificates of
Cash on hand in office...s 1,074.51
Balance Jan. Ist, 1907 $16,972.84
A. N. CORBIN, Att«rney-at-Lavw
Successor to Crass «% Corbin.
Office over Farmers and Merchants
C. F. SPP.AGUE
Professional Funeral Director an*
A graduate by years of practical ex
Farmers Phone 223 and 23
P. S. Phone 21 and 28
P. S. 471
To local points
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To Seattle, Port
To Portland, Se
Ask agent for sailing dates of
Great Northern steamships
Dakota and Minnesota for
For rates, folders and full in
formation, call on or addiess
A. A. PIPER, Agt. Wenatchee.
S. G. YERKES, A. G. P. A..
Fine for Subdividing.
acres cleared and under cultivation; over
700 fruit trees; house, barn, wagon shed, root
and chicken houses; laud all under fence; per
petual water right under Peshastin ditch;
abundance of fuel. Only $175.00 per acre for
this beautiful ranch, all that one can desire.
If this were close to Wenatchee would sell for
from $500 to $1500 per acre, but it is near
Cashmere. Just as good for making'mone*- and
G. A. VIRTUE
Classlflad arts g cants • Una aeh In
asrtion, mialmuan aaaraje SO cants.
Ross Bros. Wagon 'work, rubber
tires a specialty. Band sawing.
Ira Thorn; s, suite 1, W. T. Rarey
& Co.'s building.
C. G. Hall, Undertaker and funer
el director. Mrs. C. G. Hall, lady asst.
Contractors and Builders
E Gauntt, carpenter, builder. Plans
and estimates furnished 624 Orondo
Physicians and Surgeons.
Dr y King, office over Wenatchee
F.vrnnure Co. Farmers phone ysi.
Frank Culp >1. D., A. T. Kaupp,
U. I). Office o*«r First Nat. Bank.
Dr. Moad, office in Rosenberg bid.
0«!ee phone Frs. 50Z. Res. ph 485
Dr. Hutchinson, dentist, ov«r We
natctiee Furniture Co. phone far 981
M. W. A. Meets Wednesday erasing
at Bewer Hall
Visiting Wodmen Cordially Invited.
FRANK BAGGOTT, Clerk
R. L. BARTLBTT, Caansel.
Wall Paper and Painting.
Go to H. W. Russell far will paper
paints and oils, painting, paper hang
ing and signs.
For Sale—Ae*e Tracts.
FOR SALE—Acre tracts, fire and tea
acre tracts close in. Prices and
terms right J. S. MOONBT & CO.
For Sale—Fares Lands.
320 ACRES at $12 per acre, near
Kiona and Fres3er in Horse Heav
en country, all in wheat 1-5 of
crop goes to bu-yer. 160-acre home
stead relinquishment adjoining for
$600. G. A. VIRTUE, 206 Boston
Block, Seattle Wash.
When in Leavenwerth call on the
Leavenworth Livery, Feed
and Sale Stable.
DENNISON & RICE
Gilumbia and Okanogan
EAective'on and after Nor. t 1900.
" Orondo daily 1*:09 a.m.
Leave Wenatchee daily. . .5:00 a. m.
Orondo daiyi 8:00 a. m.
" Entiat daily 8:30 a.m.
Chelan Falls daily. 12:00 nt.
" Pateros daily 1:00 p.m.
Arrive Brewster daily. . . .6:00 p. m.
L«a\e Brewster daily ... .4:00 a. m.
" Pateros daily 4:20 a.m.
" Chelan Fall", daily..B:3')ft. ra.
" Entiat daily ?: 3i a. ra.
Arrive We atcl.oe daily. . 12:00 m.
Steamer leaves Wenatchee for
Bridgeport Monday, Wednesday and
Friday mornings. Returning leaves
Bridgeport srme night.
Ask for special folders regarding
OKanogan irrigation project and
Lake Chelan country.
B. A. GRIGGS, Gen. Mrg.
306 Boston Block