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M'AItTIIUIt, YINTOX' COUSTY,' OHIO; TIIDRSUAY, ' AUGUST 1,; 18G7. ;
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v Kclitor and Publisher. ;,
OFFItiE-rln Dodge' t Building, ovr,Swetlantfi
Store, torntr Main andLocutt Street, East '
'l of the Court Lome. .
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rednewengKenientt i no pnp" will beilia.
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Punr.M ar .ielivered through the mall free ol post
"e within the county, anil, Ibo, Irt-e to subscribers
living in the county - hosa pOHtoittoe ie out of the
county. ' .1 I
TERMS OF ADVERTISING.
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ing totheliberalityof the parties. ,
Notieej in the local column, If cents per ,line Tor
och insertion. . ' "
Notices of political meetinns.free. . . i..
VINTON COUNTY DIRECTORY.
PpDresentntive in Oonuress H. 8. BUNlY. . ) -
fctate Sentar-J. BBADBORY. ......; . ; ,
Representative A.J. SVV AIM. ..,
(ZmonPlsasJu.lge-.f P.PLY .EY. . , , .
Probate Judge-JtEPK KALE II. .
Auditor W. K. K ELTON. . ;'
Recorder JON ATH AN BRINE. r '
ProsCutingAitornev ARCHIBALD MA TO, .
Clerk of Courts-GEOKOB LANTZ.- .
Huryeyor-a. 0 8TE1NBKOOK. ...
Coroner WILLIAM f. HIGU1N9. . , .
Commissioner THOMAS MAOEE. ...,!..
Post Offices in Vinton County.
NlimeofPostOflloK. Township. Post Mnstpr
K vleaki '
Agatha ' ;' ' , '
Mrs E nigginbotham
AY Burteushaw ;
J. O. Will
MARIETTA & CINCINNATI
,N and after January 8, 1867, . Trains will run as
iOHOWS: , ....m n..nnron fiaT
u , Loveland
Depart Belpre .
6 00 A.M.
10 17 . .
1 38 P.M.
3 17 '
7 20 "
10 0 "I
12 10 A.M.
12 14 '
2 00 ' ,
4 35 " '
NrfiUT EXPRE-S8 WEST
8 37 ll60 "
. 9 40 " , 12 59 "
10 15 1 2 "
11 68 P.M. 8WA.M.
3 IS it 2 '.
A UK ll J 45 11
rinnnAxtinna miiH t. Hamden with Trains on the
Portsmouth Branch. ' '
Close connections made at Cincinnati with ail
Western Trains; and at Parkersburg witn-the Bam-
' Master of Transportation.
D ARIEL S. DANA,
;vt.t nrnoV at XiCtvc,
1ITILL eractice in the Courts of Vinlon, .Athens,
W and Jackson Counties; also, in the United
Btates Courts ot the Southern District of Ohio.
Orrici Seoondatory of Davis' Building, on Mam
Street. . ',
-January 24, 1867-tf .,
v . J. A MONAHAN, 1M. D.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
UAMDEN, VINTON COUNTY, OHIO,
THANKFUL for the liberal patronage received for
the two past years, he would say to those dosir?
Ing hi professional services, that he may always be
tound at his Office or residence, on Main Street, un
less absent on profersional business, , ( ;,
g .February 28, 1807-ly ., , . ,"'
THE GOLDEN: PEN.
in J A: Better Pen Tha GilkU'i Pen. ;
"tfARRANTEDtobeequal to the gold pen (or
j i easel and beauty ol writing, (Uly a Aexible,
ana moredurable than anv steal Den ever manufaa
turtd. 'Will n)t corode. They re endorsed by some
ofthe best business men in thsv .oonntry. men whs
know what good pen is. Traveling apents wanted
to introduce the GOLDEN PES throughout the
w em, ana mu uiner saieaoie aructeg.'- two' sites,
No. 1 forieneral use: No. J. extra ftne Doints.lntl
dies' use. They are pat np m neat elide boxes, 'each
coxpomaimngiii' pn. mos cents per box.
Bent, post-paid, to any address on reoeipf of price.
Money reiunaea ii niy uy uo &nre sausiuction. Aa
L f u U r'n U.' t' Si I nl?a.7...., iHJi.H. .
Jim T, 1887-Cn . V'.:J Jt ' m; i ot f, ..b-o ,1 j
' .'O-T CiiiX ,t -'ill
. ObSTX. WM.HUILLia. A. WXrSMADFI. ' H. WAS 0BTIS
! . . S. GOETZ & . CO., 1
Tt A TH-i-kTJ-vr 17"iTTXTT'iT V
ilASOJACTUREBS Of . '
HOLLOW WARE, r; '
"All Kind of CaiUr and Bed Fattening, ,
MACHIN ERY FOR FUpNACES,
ALL kinds of Machinery Repairing done. The
Ware Maniif ictured at the Foundry, is sold as
low can be bought in any Markets ..t,.
1'ost Office add ress Reed's Mills, Vinton County, 0.
May 16, 1307-ly - .'1 .
VINTON COUNTY DANK,
. i. (oNIKCOKPOBAtSD,); ' li-
STOCKHOLDERS: : '-"
jos. J. Mcdowell, . jas. w. delay,
PatSlDEHT. . . . ,! Cashiub.
H . SONDT, i K. D. DODOS, , ' I AKaKW WOLP,
U. f. AU8T1 , D. V. BANNKI.I, ' PRAMS, STaOHO,
'' A. A. AUSTIN. .
BANK OF DISCOUNT AND DEPOSIT.
HAVING formed a co-partnership for the purpose
of conducting ' ' -. . .:
GENERAL BANKINQ ' AND EXCUANQE
BUSINESS,' ;.i ,.,.....
and with ample facilities for the transaction of any
business pertaining to legitimate Banking, we tender
oui services to the business publio ganerullv-
W BUY AND SELL EXCHAN0B, COIN AND
B0NP8. Money loaned at reasonable, rates on an.
ceptable paper. Revenue Stamp always on hand
and for sale. , Interest paid on tune deposits. ,
Persons wishing to' remit money to: Foreign Coun
tries can obtain Drafts at our Office, .'i '
February 7,1807-ly " . -. j Ut. t.
:., STEVENS HOUSE,
31, J3, 25. & T,nro ad way , M. Y-
. . Opposite Bowling Green,
ON TUB EUROPEAN PLAN.i:..! - :
THESnvsNsIIousiu well and widely known to
the t-avchng public. The location is especially
suitable) merchant and busine men; it is in
close proximity to the business part ot the city in
on the highway of southern and western travel and
and adjacent t all the principal Railroad and steaui-
bTH Htsvens Hoosx has liberal accommodation for
over 300 guests it is well furnished, and possesses
every modern improvement for the comfort and en
tertainment of its inmates. The roams-aye spacious
ad well ventilated provided with s nnj wator
the attendance is promptand respecUUI, and the table
is senerourfly provided with every delicai:y of the
season at moderate rates.
n GEO,, K.. CHASE & CO., . . ,
MayS3,1860-6m ' Proprietors.
CHAS. BROWN, Tttei. . DAN. WILL, Cash.
WILL, BROWN & CO,,
One Door West Dan. Will $ Bn' Store, North
Side Main Street, j .
D(j A GENERAL' BANKING BUSINESS;
Deal in Exchange, Government Securi.
c..b n.n.o a.,ld and Silver. &o.
Deposit reoeived. interest, pmu on
ObUUIV, . ' . -
Colleotiona mads at all accessible points
in the United States. I ,
Uuited States Revenue Stamps Tor saie.
All husinesa done on the most liberal terms
and with the utmost promptness.
February as, latif-iy , .
II. C. MOORE,
PHYSICIAN AND SIROEON,
. i v w r 1 r ti r
ALL EN 8 V i bli u a v'
AFTER an absence of two years, oners nis pro
fofsional services to the citieri of Allensvtlle
aud surrounding country. , ., ;' "
ware aai, isui-u
J. J. MoDOWELL,
Attorney xt Ijtvw.
'. " T-AND ( j ' .
. ,. v. 8. Claim Agent, ;
WILL practice in Vinton and adjoinihg conniios.
Also, Deputy Collector of Internal Revenue.
urrics in nie-vimou ouutjr nu. ... r ,
June 27, 1867.6m i . ,i t' . ",'.!
D. B SIIITE1V
ILL attend promptly to all legal business en-
counties. Office In the Court House.
ni8 care, in vinuiu nuu . puiuiuj,
July 11,1867-iy f
JOIL C. STEVEXSOST,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR ' AT LAW, J
JACKSON C. H., OHIO, ; ' '
WILLpractlea intheConrw ortJaeRson, vmion
and other counsel. ,, ,
January 24, 1H6T-U
ARCHIBALD MAYO, ;
Attorney. ai XiaWi
(PROSECUTING ATTORNEY OF VINTON COUNTY,)
., MpARTHUli, piilU, . ; .;.
WILL attend promptly to all legal business en
trusted to hi care in Vinton iind Jackson counr
ties. Offlce--Itt Doddridge'e Newl Building, aouth;
westoorner Main and Market streel upstairs. . Mr.
Mayo is jn partnership with Potter DuHadway ol
Jackson county, who can always be found, during
... ...t-.-m.. . TnL.nM Ahln: ! ... ,i I :
vacauonai wis uiuue-iii v..- . . i
Corner Bain and Tbir4 Streets,
.,, , in A m il 1 0 N o n I o;;;.
OITUATED In the biismese par of in City. and
ij nearest totne mh noaa Aepo.. - t
-Omnibnsses rnn to-and from eyery train:
Jonuaryai,1867-tf ; . s' ,;
Upon the Bhore . .. . , a f s ...
' - Of evermore ; , . '
Vft sport like ehidren at tnelr p'.ajj , .
And gather sheila T . .
The mighty sea from far awayj,;.; r,rr ;(
j ' Upon thatbeacb,- ,:.!.-.w ;!. y .Ai',;.i
i Nor a voice'nor speech : i; :
Doth things intelligibly ey ;-'- t''-1 -".
But through our souls .. ,-
. ' A whisper rolls ' f ; ' ' I
That oomei to ua'fWm far away. " '' !
' . . ! .... n j,,... .!-,
Into our ears 1 t''h '
':, The olce of years,.. ,''1--'
Cornea deeper, deeper, oa, by jlajrj, t.
We stoop to hear .jj'.."., j.,.!;
. As it draws near, . i, ',
Its wfulness from far away,, ,.. ( .
' ' 1 ,K '.!.!'; i -.
At whatittella r ! :. , '. , , ,
We drop the shellaj:, i .,- .
We were so full of yesterday, :
And pick no more - v ;
" Upon the shore,' ''.:.' .' ' ..
But dream of brighter far away. '
','.'.' - ' '; ' ;'';''.
', And o'er that tide ' '
Far out and wide, " 1 ' ''
The yearnings of our souls do stray; ' .'.
. , , Welongtoge, '.:'';', ;;;; '
. '. ; ' Wedo not know . . ," '"
Where U may be, but far away. '
' ' '.' ... , ; -( .
, The mighty deep . ,
Doth slowly creep i;, : ; . . ,
Upon the shore where we did play ; . '
":' The tery land !
' Where we did stand 1 . i,
A moment sinoe swept far away: . ' '
Our play mates all, "' !
Beyond our call, - . '.
Are passing hence as we too may, '
Unto that shore .' ''.";
,, Of evermore,
Beyond the boundless far away, . . ,
. , ; We'll trust the wave, , ,
And him to save. ,
Beneath whose feet as marble lay .,;
.- The rolling deep, : v ; i :. - i.
Forhe can keep ; .. -Our
souls in that dim far away.; . .
FAR AWAY. Political.
' The Soldier vs. The Bondholder.
Tho soldier who spilled his blood id
defease of the country, - and risked his
life in her defense, was considered well
paid if, ha obtained his compensation in
greenbacks. But now tho - advocates of
the favored and exclusive class tell us
that it will never do to pay those who
lent money, to the Government in green
backs, altbo that was the kind of money
they lent the Government. The debt of
the bondholders, they say, Is a higher
and more saoied , one than that of the
soldiers I Legal tenders are good enough
for the latter, but nothing less.than gold
will do for the aristocratic bondholders I
A momentary obligation, in their esti
mation, is more precious than blood, and
a risk of property mora ; Baored than a
risk,, of life I Do the soldiers, believe
this? Is not the currency they were
paid in good enough for, anybody?
Enquirer. ,-; ,',' v, . !'',',, ;'.'.... '''.' ,''
equality advocates are constantly harping
about the Negroes being a "degraded','
race ot people. They charge the South
ern people witn "degrading them, borne
of them, as, for instanoo, "Colonel Poor
man,?' of Belmont oounty, in his tirade
at the Court House here, lately, even go
so far at to oharge the Demooratio party
with being the author ol tne meapi . of
the "degradation" of the Negroes. . ' ,
Now. as to degrade means "To reduoe
from a higher to a lower rank or degree,"
and this is obviouBly the sensa in which
it is used by the partisans of tho Negro,
we would inquire for some historioal in.
formation eoncernihg the "higher ' rank
or degree" from whioh "the noble Afri
can" has been reduced, 'i,. I ' .i t
A little light upon this present dark
subject might prove acceptable and use
ful in behalf Of the admission ' of ; the
"degraded" race to tho same rights and
orivileies which the Anglo-Saxon raoe
had attained in the United States of
Anaeri)i- prior to. the' era of Ridioal
domination and destraotiYebess.M' ; -:
:.Thh following', rules, aro 'posted tip
in a'N'ew Jersey school-liou'so:1' ' i
"No kissing tha "girls in' schoql
hours;, no 'licking tho mastor during
The "Prejudice" of Color.
; 'jSgroat'd'oal, of onsenso about the
alleed id prejudice " , of .color, against
the proposition of oogro equality, is '
boig put forth by the advocates of
thamea&ure in the press und on the.
stnifp. '! ,Tho truth of the matter is,'!
the is ' no. prejudice ". involved in
theqnestion. J.no conuiuou enimou
wpejudico," .by.;,the cnegra 'suffrage
pfttisaris, is an unerring instinct, of
Ntjl?;e Jtself,' which reason and vexpe,
iipe instead ,of removing or ;eWmm-
aCnj,: supports and" conhrma. ; Th6
ropugoanco to association of the. white
and back races in any- capacity, un
less i bo; the subprdination of the
black to the superior mental and. mor
al ;. paver, of ..the Whites, is-equally
stronl in the child and ; adult, ;except
wheithOi"normall condition," pf the
lattel is vitiated .by,, false; theorioa pr
corrjpt habits. 'Thousands of years',
expoionce of the most - intellectual
whiti races in contact with the blacks,
havflsorved to produce ("confirmation
strojg as, holy, writ" jpf the natural
and Irreconcilable differences between
then, and the utter . impracticability
of 4 attompt to equalize and.assimi-;
latethom. There is a wide, disparity,
phyiical, mental, and moral, .between
the iegro and , white ; races, which no
human contrivance can overcome.-r-r
Thel attempts .by tho Abolition party
to wpe out the distinctions and laws
macfe by tho Creator, will prove as.fu
tilopd (Calamitous as they are irrev;
erent and impious. i i i ,, .
,The Great. Mistake of the Demo-
cnATrn Party. Much, is said bv its
oppnents about ','th.o great mistake ol
lU.T1A.An.,ltt nnln dim TY1 A T
it means. that the Democratic party is
hnajterably. dpvotod to the Union,
having acquired, all tho territory ever
acquired, by, the Government, except
ing tho recent purchase of the patch
known as "Russian America ;" is in
favpr of an economical administration
of . the Government'; is determined
upon abridging the , expenditures of
toe. upvernuitjut, ypon lessening
tho burthens of the , people tax-pay-era
and all, irrespective of, color;
claims that Government should not
legislate to enrich any olass at the ex
pense of the many, and insists that
the white race is eaual to the task of
administering the Government in this
country without calling to their as
sistance the negroes, who, in the land
of their ancestors, neither know, any
thiner about civil government or God.
Herein consists tho groat mistake of
the Democratic party. , 1 .'
[From The People's Defender.]
Bluff. The . Radicals are somo on
" bluff," or at least they imagine they
are, which is pretty much the same.
During the war, they had the audacity
to call Democrats " traitors," etc., and
succeeded in partially fastening the
stigma upon them. . The latest cut on
the carpet is their attompt to make
the people believo that tho Democratic
party is in favor of negro suffrage, be-
. 1 -!- r i it a ..t : ,1 , u
cause u-eiiertw jjuiigBireuti iuuubco ii
in a letter recommending the accept
ance of the Radical Reconstruction
policy as a means of pacification be
tween the sections. "Now, Long
street's twisting shows no such thing.
If we are judge ot, matters, it shows
that the Radicals and Rebels are in fa
vor of the same1 things. If there is'a
man now ill this county who wishes
to indorse; rebels and their actions, let
him vote the Radical ticket, Jf there
ia a soldier who wishes to .vote against
tk ririnfliplos for 'which ht' fnnahb, let!
nim vote me xvuuicai vicK,ec, anu ne
1 -ii -r:J. ti.-k.tu ' ; v
Will vy uiH uaiiuu luuuxou uicif wuu
hob-and-noD, witn: reoeis on every oc
casion,' -; .i...'' '. ;' ! j----. - K
Wrov QivTWnoL&n AKanla flora ii in
-TnnifitrirlA nf. flftitTisfillftfi thflt in
wisdomJ' i Thaloaders'of the Jacobins
are all wise men. - , !
. Beast Butler says the party leaders
hnnp. An inriocent woman. knowiniErlvi
but did it to make political capital j
tevens Bays tne: lunaamentai prm
r.lnjil of their ttreed. is to confiscate all
the Southern lands and givo thorn to
tne negroes. - - -
tin trifififtryA 'fhjif. thftv can' denoiid iiDdn
r"""Ofw j f ' . r
the negroes of the Soutbi when the
white mon of the North turn against
radical measures.'5' " ' 0 ' ' ! ' ; 1 i
'Philjips, says nothing, less will do
lowiing inansoes. ,
"WooH rioTTu'H -rinWirtn of t.lxv lpnr.rrs
aro' CTazy lanatcs-'-xhp balance are
Colonol Donn Piatt says that under
old Abo "the thieves were au in on-
ice."'" " ; ":';';'"'::'
' Penmark Is1 te have a cable In England. !
; - !(.. ji SO b' '" !' "v.,! r ';r-;lf..j
' ' '
[From the Chillicothe Advertiser.]
Blotting Out Stars.
Congress still keeps Kentucky
of the Union. .Kentucky was so ob
stinate that she wouldn't go out during
the rebellion ; so- the Union, party !
npw. turns her out.' ", What a noble set
of Union' reebnstructionists we have
in Congress, "truly l' Our .States are
represented jon .our,. flag,. by. stars.,
Byron,1 in, his " Vision Of Judgment,"
represents Saint Peter as guarding the
"celestial gi)te.,huta3 ''niost.sonls
wero drawn the other way," Saint Pe-I
ter had very little- to do. . : So his Saint
ship! is represented as taking anap.-j-f-AU
t once there i a terrible " noise
and clatter," caused by th approach
of George Third arid" his convoy with
Jjucifer in hot pursuit. This suddonly
awakes the Apostle,: .who i inqujires
what's. tho matter, and rubbing, his
eyes i . :-,i.,,v
, " With, first a start and then a wink,
I ' Said, 'Another stab's gone out, I think,'
Our '"reconstruction" '- Congress
strikes stars from tho ; Union with as
little unconcern as tho Keeper of the
celestial gate ia represented to have
lelt at their going out. Ten or a doz
en stars extinguished Is nothing.'1 In
order to " reconstruct " them iif, you
must put 'em out ? The condition of
Kentucky, now out in the cola, well
represents' the' temper of Congress.
If States are out of the Union, Con
gress punishes them because they did
not stay in ; u in the vnion, congress
punishes thoni because they didn't go
out..- ' :
[From "The People's Defender."]
-Sam, Galloway, the Negro Suffrage
nominee for Lieutenant Governor, has
refused to-aocept -the nomination and
writes fl pithy letter to wen 4;owan,
Chairman pf the Negro Suffrage State
Central Committee, assiaminar as his
principal reason for1 so doing, that if
he can t get to bo the big dog and,
wear the Draes collar, he won t have
any thing at all, "Spunkio" "boy.
Go in on your muscular! You're a
trump. We'll bet a bottom dollar that
you'll "die in the last ditch.'!., We
wouldn t if we were in your place ac
cept a menial position on a ticket, just
rago., There ia policy in the whole
thing. If the rest of the ticket had
as much brain as you have, Sam., they
would imitate your trick, as after the
campaign ia over' this fall, they will
look like a neck steak run through a
dull sausage mm.' seiahi
WHAT THE C. A. WILL
WHAT THE C. A. WILL DO.
' 'JPirst it will take the. ballot and the
privilogoof holding office from forty
seven thousand white men who stand
upon the army rolls as deserters, a
very large proportion ot whom lelt
the sorvico after all the fighting was
over and the victory won. '
Second, it will disfranchise twenty
thousand white men who avoided the
drafts . :.; ;:..i.,- i ..
. Third, it , will prohibit a million of
white men who have served either
voluntarily, or bv force in the rebel
armies Irom ever becoming citizens ot
. - ' y . . . -
the State ot Uhio.. 1
' Fourth, it will enfranchiso and erL-
oow witn au me rignis oi ciwzensnip
about eighty thousand negroes. '
Sum total, if adopted, it will debar
a million and twenty-seven thousand
white men from the privileges of citi
zenship in Uhio, and. bestow the Iran
cUiee- upon eiigbty thoTraanrTnogrooB,
A certmed copy ot the amendment
ia published by authority, elsewhere
in thia paper, and It "will W seen by
relerenco to its provisions, that ' we
have not misstated the case. - -V '
) ! J .'-. ... ,.
' An bid Irish officer, after a battle,
Ordered the dead and the dying to be
buried i pell-mell. , Boing told , that
some were alive and might be sav
ed, "Oh, .bodad,"- said he, "if you
were to pay any attention to what
they 'say; not one' of them would al
low that he was dead." ' '
Some time sinco a gentleman died
in the town of X, who during life ro
fusod to believe in another world.
Two or three "Weeks aftor hia demise,
his wife reoeived through a medium a
communication, which read as follows:
ftDoar wife, 1 now do believe. Please
send me my thin' clothes."
"Ma." said a little cirl to hor moth
er. "do the men want to tret married
as bad as the women do?" '"Pshaw!
What are you talkingahout?" ; "Why,
ma, tne womon wno come nere are al
ways talking about getting married
'the men dcrnt.,r' " '- ' '
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Young Man, You're Wanted.
Under the above heading jd, : lady
writes as follows: -i i
;A womah'wants you.'.' Don't forget
her. No matter it -you arp poor.
Don't wait to be rich j if you do, ten
to one if you. are fit to be man-ied.
Marry while you are young, and strug
gle up together. "But mark,1 young
man, tho woman don't want you if sho
ia to divide her affoctions with a, cigar,
spittoon pr whisky jug. Neither, does
she want you jf you don jt take care of
her, and the -"llttlenfter thoughts,"
which are pretty, cure - to follow.
Neither does she- want yon simply bo
cause you arb a m'an;"the definition of
which is too apt to be an animal that
wears bifurcated garments on his low
er limbs, a quarter .section ;of stove
pipe on his head, swears ljke a pirato,
and is given to filthy practices gener
ally. She wants you'for a companion,
a helpmate she wants yoa to have
learned to regulate your appetite and
passions;' in short, the, image of God,,
not in the likeness of ft beast., ,If you .
are strong in a good purpose, firm in
resistance to evl-pure in thought and
action, as you -reqtiiro- her to be, and
without which Inward 'purity neither
of voa are fit for husband and wife : if
you jovei virtue and abhor vice Jf you'
and not a loud-talking and brutal
young man, that' woman wants you ;
that modest, tair. .cheerful, nghtJooJfca
ing, frank-spoken- woman,- we- mean
who fills your idea of maiden and wife.
It is she who ;wants you :marry hef
Wncil yOu like, whether she is rich or
poor ; we'll; trust" you both on-the
above ' condition without any further
security.''' "-'i'-: - f. -.tn
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EioiaT lIotra -Men. iThese are lfeh
lows s who want ' 10 hours pay - for 8
hours work and thoyt cover it with a.
pretense that they need the time saved,
to improve their .minds. Such men
aa JJen. Wade,, whoso . hearts ache for
tho working , men, while -' they thorny
selves live on Treasury pap join in
the humbug. ; Are these follows anx
ious about other people's minds ? ,; . Willi
they agree that the kitchen girls shall,
have the same timo, and begin to light
th firea and" cook '.breakfast at tho
same hour he goes to , work., and shall
she quit also when ho knocks off for
dinner? . The farmer, must work, .not
only ten hours a day, but often twelve
hours. .And on Sunday he must feed
his animals and if storms prevail he
must go out, shock his grain and rake
his hay and get up his stock. , Out of
the one hundred and sixty-eight hours
in the week, tho farmer must Work
full seventy ; ,but these eight hpur: folT
lows refuse to work more than forty
eight, and then they must quit at 4
o'clock, on Saturday, so that they may
go to, base ball, and to the grocery, and
improve their minds, and finally.", to
Aj poetical genius was hauled up
before ono of the police magistrates
for kissing a handsome young girl and
kicking up a dust, and the; following
examination took place . , , f. , t,
Magistrate:. 5la. your name John
Prisoner : '.' Yes, ypur honor, so tho
people say." -1 . . . .
Magistrate : " Was it you that kiss
ed the girl.and raised the alarm?" ...ft
Prisoner: "Yes, your honor; but I
thought itTvas no-harm'- -'
Magistrate: '"You rascal, did you
come here to make rhymes?" 1 -iir -
P80iort:"Ntj-'yo-nr--liOTior," but lb
will happen" sometimes'." ;-, .
1 Magistrate :v,Boi off, you scamp-.
get out of my sight l''..i ;; u. -u :. -,. '
Prisoners- ".Thank'ee, . your hopor,
then I'll bid you good-.nigb.t." .j; F...J
A Tetje Lapt. T wna onrA walfci'nrp
behind a very handsomely dressed
young gin, and thmicing as I looked
at her beautiful clothes. ',' I wonder if
she takes half as much pains with hor
heart as she does with her body?".; .
; A poor old man was coming up tha
walk with a loaded wheolharrnwe nnrl
just before he-reaohed us, he made two
attempts to- get. into tha yard or a
small nouse ; Dut the gate was heavy,
and would swine back before he could
get through., , . 1 '
" Wait,1' said the young girl, spring
ing lightly forward, " I'll hold the gate
open,'. And 6he held the trata nran
nntil ho. passed in, and received his
t-uiiuiva witu a uiuuhuui, pmU" as Bu9
went on." ' "J ; .'' " '
"She deserves to nave 'bcautira!
clothes," I thought," "for a beautiful
spirit dwells in her refleti"'.,.--. -..lH
0av the lawe of yonr being. Pon'l think
i to make yoarself as strong as aa os. by too
'ing gra;s. -,.t A: -s,--tU a- - .-.Uu::
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