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-- ----. "'ILibertuus et Natale SSolum"" VOLUME XIII. RAYVILLE. LOUIISIANA. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19. iS81. NUMBER 4;. PRICJKLY W j1) let th~ Pt hemort of th t~ fte u. an iu fli W( TRS ll =' o f wrfor o/f th ills of he Isaw b Cite, foetrt.g iota the aiouaeh and Dl ~omis I5n order to o5oet s euro, tr ii .Io..oep So sorrue the mass. Irregu. r tow and Al uuiish aetion of the towtels, tan NeMaoehe,Bdehoaee. at the Stomnach, Pci n In tho U h and Loins., etc., iudieate that the Mmr Vlat float, cad that mature- t gdr m ouiuismane to enabl this osra to fo N e w of I a'4 : ;:; l.ie i. orre smpaumaaded A- th is purpom.m the r ore jh(i WN do thtr action and egeetlbe as a. re cmae :rrep oasat to the taeteoud toaeIk mn"VuiahetheAhidr..ondadwlte. To- h hin ffOtdJin to directions, they area or inA~ald~lersfo/Nute refor ,aDi eNee..a DeBflity, Habitual Co! me3SR..e, Diseased Kidneyr., U Mr.,. A.. Eased !uteder they T1 are eugdor to t.any other mtndtetse; eoli.ekag the bea. thorowghIv, and dparo u inaw UPS" edn·ergy to theEn- ti( osii. Soltsamedlrne and notan 1046M M go,--- L PC ce an Ai. mýsis QM MuIIY AI /ItN Ct UDUML&U.~ .uurarmmo 91 w. S p., " sK PMPTMI, ! i ' -tlb'rr..R s....at,. ll. ht - hii THE ULiI ANN IS FUICTIOUL f 01 Ieansinet uwl1 e.tabliahrE faet that the at. la c nenn of d . "" t .et o h trllrb (tn htumv Soinly hauhiart arn'. 1t, t.n tiwat fo- m Crn O Saino4'ranernmet ot`ti. lrr-r Tneorpar. d M bu lbw ag.. hutr .u t s It1 , 1mf " one of tportroa. Thre ,'.a ".blooa.l.o Isr-" ibma otteheba rSt e.re g' ..gt, title orwnm. and nt tll ath . .the. m{i( t - .i:m .rnthr.acatt,,no Whieb are mano elstor dtt -na onl uat- as fora at cath~tk to aalsst (. tdo o."-at of westo mate n l,. aIaot.d. FY..attitnitisrIu-d oen tit tUic.MthoLsvhh.. .G to,:t ut of ord'tt oa ýiial~l1r oM.teat. and when this seur. it I. titoealbltor l to f-"-'er:r uidl its offs ri f n" ioylia Ilofk.cttlono'. r, rn:.tt.:tf.. ot tO.' hl ' m butallobwato t nrtamtyT· ic.ri)t wiat hlittl - pbra at much H ."o11~ orsc boon rel.'vc. ý k !tdWith ap ur. O. I$FIUU*IS I Watheuhnaom.sl.- PRICKLY ASK a beabaoma. ac'cbo~rt- ~CIA I t ad.ndaoare S TTE'T . ; tit of 3,UiIOuaml..stlt f near af .-a aappliautrlth raF ond7.i - r'cc 3iasme ma~ilatma m-tpJctr. i Yrr !: ODsvath. Biotii.. a. pr.rtt. r.."r ms ,mbgrc nOa all - Fc.tiaitor. and, . Ci "a.t5StlB . " c uccesa *be a"erever 1 nord M sm! laed him tirleat.nunr- (. at euio.a * c rut,?PnIt ij ASH - tlhd.tas. "mb BITTERS can b.." SkUS-~ow !t - tht U Cu E S CU IES Ili by ttFe m iA'.L.LR-SESIFTNC O " to a wtw tº.f o stem. t KIDNEYS " to STOMACH in"z 0 AND I tbe Liver. =ttda.7., PBOWELS. moseach. tiot adw in a c S.4 Dowel.. ru, am "&. DRUSBISTS rtsll a = a, PRlOE1DOuAR. aui~yta es mdLoito s* hyrshlldaree mesto ·uel i· htldr s 1 a etasegaqalel. J madults. e11KL ASH oTESh amdem of cartemeuat. and ar nt maioltat t her.min hui. bwhnefi da ealo lo r t lta triaL f b h i Yasiw a h N, rktl tt o o t. . - G o .WKr a S Ti t V. N O . w 77 'is "."' awgmo -s1 .asa IgKOG F" WU Ful oSIEUWN .hoaa'U uusjmedae WOSUIW I ft l ~ e.1 141mse~a a " me aen via eeuiase e u aý". M .a a s u..ia In 552Mm VIM 011,03·r wszmza SflOAUl' Tiet POlP idde dirwtiof by ubtrrauetb 1. 1~OSI oysleeme I am i "Tn, topic of aniversd interest at Washington," telegraphs the Chicago Trio,,nc c,,rresp.ndent, "ha beten t,." discoveries of the autopsy. Howeaer excusalle the errors of diagnosis n.a lc ,by the attending surgeons, it is none th. less true as a fact that they have treated the case from the start in entire ignr ance of the true character of the iljury. It is almost incredible that a group f intelligent andu experienteed surge.,..,, having a large famniliarity u:iti guu.het wounds, should have gone on ex1J'ri. :, cleansing and cldreing a hurrowau:.: alslcess for eight or ten weeks, while thIe gunshot wound which they were sup posed to be treating was left entirely alone to the curative powers of iunus sisted nature. From day to day we hal bulletins more or less explicitly stating the vicissitudes of the ou-called wounl. Dr. Woodward was putting his microscope onto the pus and taking photographs of the interesting aspects thus brought to light. The catheter was going up and down, now four inches, now twelve, now only thr.-e or four, and the wound was said to t.e healing to suit. The granulations were reported upon, and the nature of tihe healing, whether from the ball outward or otherwise, was discussed and an nounoed by the doctors in charge time upon time and witha great contidence. The latest and most ingenious appliances of science were brought into rcluisi tion, and the location of the ball sup tposed to be ascertained with reasonable certainty and accuracy. Dr. Blihs claimed that the Bell experiments had I en entirely sucetssful, and that thy had verified the united theory of the doctors that the ball was ke'ated in the iliac regi, n. Its Is iton was stated in half aml quarter inches, ex c·pt that it did come out later than the depth of the ball from the surface was not so nicely understood. And now it appears that the ball was half way as'r,-s the body, in quite another direction, and that the path of the bullet was al most at right angles with the long lt. sees. which they were treating in its stead. But the autopsy upsets tnre, than the doctors immediately ecncerned in the case. In many particulars ie makes the criticisms of outside physi. cians as ridiculous as the statements of those in charge. For instance, many claimed, with warmth, that the ball was not encysted, and w;ri a ,sta"'i( t tiree of irritati n and danger. Now it appears that tme ,uii was completed encysted and the wound practically healed. The great consola tionin it all, and the one which will protect the doctors in charge from a fieree howl of indignation all over the world, is the apparent certainty that the wounI as now understood wa neo~t ee.rn ly mortal. Had it been simply in it.elf a comparatively slight injury, and one which, under prompt, intelligent and correct treatment, could have been suc edafully coped with, one can hardly conjecture the effects of popular grief and rage. But it is evident that the Presidekt was fated. The only wonder is that he lived so log." Ini the early days of California women and babies were extremely rare and one night at the theater in San Franciseco when a baby set up a cry during the playing of the orchestra an excited miner rose in the gallery and yelled: "Stop them fiddles and let the baby cry. I haven't heard such a sound for ten years." Judging by a scene at Tucson, A. T., a Sunday or two ago, there is as great a dearth of babiem there as in the younger days of San Francisco. Col. Dean found a richly-dressed Mexi en baby lying on the grass, evidently abandoned by its mother, sad crying at the topof its voice. He laid claim to it, n was soon surrmanded by persons annious for the prize. A Mexican lady ofe"ed 20 for it. An American lady bid 0. A hundred others wnted the baby raffed o deoarang their readi neesto take ticket st anyprice. But Sthe Colon comeluded to adopt the baby imanself, sad di A at the expese of being denonmead as a selsh man who would give somdf ha fellow-~ rtals -- gag ou at stIr. ana It t l 1u I WITIHERED ROSE& '.1 5ithr.4 r :eaSet , in an arm E%*.r . re our g aner turn, Ti,, AId grav.O UL. ,;is M!any a dainty, ldeaf ued otes Ha.i 1. 1n '4 '.n, e war'.:ly wre., T~ then tr.e t.y . vern. i Ah ' "h man y hart's, a.n w , d. AI. 1. m':J1:.2. .we.t and 14d, T~s ; t:.: r .. d:se!w ttl A 'a "r:a: t. rhis te -d.ay; ..; : m-a'rT t rt ro t fi " "% w ' It: -r:l , nw ,, !* ,* A' A s:::.. fragraner mn theol ster A. .:. a~m . 'r.~ t .or, f t . . der p.r'a:,at day., w =I t r:". h F Ja, n E'anZ'a A.: i thew mpu.` :Ir t, n .uf e t I re t . ur ite a swea."."rt 8 r I."ri ..mre tee g",'dn J1y! v.: "'. ..et t e Laet d l.', 11 its charm to b!n lion!? W . . . o :c Rn":. ut, ih fa"In'er- ti O " t !:, ,.:.. ".; n. m or.,, m,, r A. .: ,,.r th r ta oker::. .,..:. !' -r.t h:. : athit!ie :!aty h it. · t. ..a f w: tler' In:R tt :: :,.t';: ,e : c. ' eta.-., ...-"2..c" t.:' !mcZ.ti mot-. a .I BIOl.D I:.I l 'KWOODSi 1)01'. .1.. s . L1 vcn years oil and little 4 lili, hi.i i:te.-r, was two yVears younger. a i; ,t this "was a great many years ago I ii.. t4 ir f:tlhecr, Mr. )uunlap, had just a m ,v,.I into a totwnhIpj in the we.tern t 14u.t o(f Mainie, which was then a wild, u! in:.atlitetl re.gion, save where here and I the re aun d.ven'iturons settle'r had planted I hii- i:ttle I ,g but in the heart of the , ,l lierr.".s, and.1 laid ,are a few seres of I the fi rest a" a nuchletis of the future I houne of hitself andu thriving family- almost always a small coloty in itself. Ahl, who c.n tell wIi . hlimeesick mo cents awl longings feor the old as.ocia ions our 1li' neer fathi.rs and mothers ad~uried, couing, as ,hd many of them, 4im wealthy States a:l Ilt.lasant sur ,,nxiings. There must have been a iighty attraction in the wild, free life of the ibakwek.l man and a genune 1 love of the simple and homely joys of the trough l.earthtone to have held I them in these rude I het.m:s, uhlost ivo 'tel: is they were, fr" m the world. l.ai they hvl .1 in: anttwijati n!, lPoking e-.t*,rly f,.rw.ard to a fture ' of plenty, .. .- wihlern-". Ih'. uld l.come c:;tivatnt, i at ' .. t: roungh their first persistent and hardy cffT.rts. With mn energy oharaeteristic of the frst settlers, Mr. LDnhulp pushed his way on through toil, hardships andI many privations, at first felling and ,l.,,:rint a pat{ 'i, large n -ugh to put up a log cablin for hi f..:,iiy, then by de grey-s cutting farthe:r ani farther into the primitive forest, till now quite a large tract lay oai.n to the sun, a part of which was under tolerable cultivation, the rest laying bla'k and itill smoking from recent burnings. As before stated, Jail was now eleven. He was a dark-faced, sinewy lad, tough as a thong, inheriting much of his father's pluck and endurance. What ever he undehlrtook to do he was pretty sure to carry threugh. In these unsettled regions wild saL mals were nunmeros, especirlly the wild cat, lynx ani glutton, or wolverine. These creatures often come into the clearigs, and their frequent depred tions became a great pat to the met These was also a abndace d smasller game to behadfothe trapping. and this fall Jaid was antieipating no Send of enjoyment in the warm Indian Smmer days, trapping for "maquash" (mushkmrt) and miak along Beny brook, r which rn past the clearing half a mile Ssway in the wood. His ather had telped hi make hin trap, ad on his •.ery first visit he was greatly elated by t ilrding a sleek and g~osy mink in one of rthem. This piece at good lck had t SI lad hall wild, for minak skins brought a Shigh price st the "big settlement," a twenty five miles down the country, where his father always went to do has trading. Jad watched his traps eagerly as a miser watches his money bgs. But with all his rigilance, wht was his die' may to And, one morning, in the trap cr fsrthest up stream that aumink had been Scught and taken out by oame wild beast and Idevoutred. The tail asd little bath erly clumps of fur lay scattered about I the trap. Dire vengeance agaiat the wild marauder at once possemed his heart. SLittd, C(li, ws. a kIon sympathizer in I hi trmhles. ihe was also his com- .~ u, in this trapping enped.tion, in a hi,'h it w.A her duty to carry the banit- o It.! .s a ,r1irrf l, *·'tener a trilut .:.in;,t iro' the brook. SWhat d'you s'pose got him ? " asked ('i.l,, as Jla st, wi looking ruefully at thi- to 1. which he held between his thumb and finger. 'I don't know, unles 'twas a glut t,u, or a wildlcat. Pa says they are al w ,ys n'ein' roundl to get the bait out of tralp and what's caught in 'em. C(n found him ! Beven dllars gone down bis throat I " he exclaimed, wrathfully. "It's too bad," cried little Chlo. ' Can't you catch him ?" Jld thought a moment. His father aIl a steel fzx-trap. He would set that andl have the thief. Leaving Chlo, hl thatened to the house, got the trap anil raced back to the brook. It was set at last to his satisfaetion, anl baited with a squirrel, which he had brought along to bait his mink-traps with. He drove a stake down through the ring in the trp- , so as to hold whatever was caught. Two days passed and not a mink had been near, but the ,ait was gl,ue out of the' steel trap, and also from two of the mink-traps. With his usual persever ance, Jad rebaited thtea and waited. The bait was again eaten out of most of his mink-traps, and, what was more eC. asperating, another mink had been caught and eaten. Jad's patience now n-arly gave way, and he was tempted to t-ar his traps up. But on second thoughtheresolved to try once more. He would lait only the fox trap. Jad did not v sit it the nest morning, - Iusual, for Le w as oblig.'d to finish harevsting the lutates,. But after din net!, his father having gone to assist at hutting up a log cabin for a newly-u' rivedl ttler, stue two miles distant, Jad andl CIhlo set off for the brook, hatchet and tishpole in band. As they neared the place where the fox-trap was set they heard the chain clinking. "I bet my head we've got him I " Jad cried excitedly, dashingthrough a lmp of cedars. And, sure enough, there he was. A big, round-headed wild-cat I At Jad's sudden appearance the ereat ure bounded and leaped frantically to free himself; but the stake was a strng one. After cutting a stout green club three or four feet in length, Jad stuck the hatchet beneath the strap which he wore fr a belt, and going as near as he dared '-r;.ick at the creature with all htýn.It1.lt. Hem niss.'i,:. ' wever. and thi ecat lartei round to the other ti- Of the stake,. bringing up with a sudden jerl, where it crouched, growling low and watchi.j the boy with fiery eyes and ears laid back. "Oh, don't go so near him, Jad !" cautioned little Chlo, retreating across the brook. "He'll ly at ye 'fore ye know it!" "Let 'im fy !" cried the now-excited boy. "He's going to get his head cracked 'fore I'm done with 'im ! Take that, ye sneakin' thiefl" he added, venturing up and bringing down the club, with a quick blow, just grazing the animal as he again jamped to the other side. "Then round and round the stake they flew, Jad thumping the gounad, trap, anything but the eat, which adroitly kept out of his reach, all the time furi ously snarling and spitting. It was hard telling which was pursuer as they gyrated about the stake amid a perfect whirlwind of dead laves But in a unlucky moment Jad's eluh got under the trap chain, and bringing it up saddenly he threw the ring orer the top t the stake. With a bound the reatutre was ci the chain attling after him and catching under moots and stemes. There was not a second to lose, amnd the boy gare hot chabse. They ran on for fiftty rods or more; then, seeing Jad no elose upon him, the eat serat.hed up the trunk of a hemlock, trap and all, and from the branches glared at the lpanting and excited boy. Jl's courage was now up to thehigh eat pitch, and throwing down his eluot be began to climb the rough trak "l)on't go up there, Jad, for pity'. make, don't!" implored little hlo, mno coming up all out at breath.. "' T, an' let him go oa with pa' tras on his foot, wouldn't yet lat lAe girl-'fraid of her own shedd l" erjid Jad saornfully. "Itell yer, be got t~ pay for them mink with his skis-see i be don'tl" and be elimbd ea la iouslady, giving veant to hisb iadignation a threats which he meant to put into ee ention. kaetdhlg the lower liahe, Is gr ,l', d the hlItl.e't firmly, re.aly for an La..nuI t. A. h1:e C.ceis it ,ti a varl if th." cut it k..,t clawint2 a',l n akel., : att ulti to tletp dowp l l ,U th," lIS'i' .ha.l, all the tite' grrtwhiii ti. .'. T'rowit g the hatchet lak ov,.r 1.1 ,tiullhr s f,,r as he e.rild re.uel, JI.1 t struc'k at the' big hea1 in the crtch ,f , the tree j'lst aloev. hi:,. But thi º • r,.etlure.' ,h le;.1l th.. fw. ,l ( ,.. . .'ru '-k u..I u.i--,l i; 1lit th . n..rxt timt. !,.' ', n.t, fortn:..t,, t't.l|iu tto 11it ti,· eat ,,t w ti, ht ald, t..:rly kutrckiug It iff the lituh t to th)e grotund, where for a moment it lay stunnufel anti motionlhls. J.l alilhld'l lqui.ilvy I.wnv- ti,,* tr'tik, thi',kit, the vic.tory nw e,u. Ii:at t. i aIimn.Ol, rtecve.rilng its.lf, n·,t 'iipo' ti:. lhv with triute f.lii.' grit, :n1. the n.lit Ln, t :Iiu '.t .. y wer. e:.gagt'd iii ;t l:t.lv tue-.le, while little ('hlo ran ta.wk a.l I tfrth .houtiig for help at the tp l) ,t l.r Voi'e. The wotod resounded with th.e C,,In fu.IUd tmedley. Jad n,,w found thit h.. urela' tight for his life, an, with anil, h.r .4 Jlrcralte blow he agctin t';nine.l the creature. aul, li.f, i~re l. coil I re *over. the rechltie boy d:lpat .h.,l him. IDrepping the hatchet, Jel threw him self on the gr,,lued, pantig i i I e'x h.ul-tu ..". P.,ir little Chl,, niclie e aet i~Ai.:i.. i" rwarl, tre.u.l,li'.g a.nd ,.." t ,.'" i:ightene. gii.temS at the animal, as if she half expected it would even row leap upon her. "Oh, Jal !" cried the little girl, seee. iLg the! bl'y i tuttere-d ',riok. "yiu mhn-t be awful hurt! And, ,,:, s.."e yiutr arm! ' "No, I ain't hurt, n.ithi r," dl.'ar :r I lad, st,,utly, sitti:, n!,. "It : . wh,'l* anyway. Ti.t: , t' .. ly It itl r.t .' "" re.,Iar iin;g his ernm r:",f:i ly. It was a pretty big on,., hi ,w'I rr. Ilun.li'; ".,1, Ili:,c', with,..,, I lr ly a1"'. th' eratur"', li,,d I ." e ..T., 1, .,t.. h' };' '. " fv 1' atiwr ::i;v..!" cr;.l t r 1:t" . -, run:ti" hi i the"' ,:,ir. a -h e.-Cht night Cof the, childrBn.1 ".T1al l)Ipl:, ! ; " vtetntretone ,Boy., wt r. .1.1 y,,Ii mu t th} t w'i ':l.:t?" '" H." g,,t :n't I .i B :ll ::a , i t t,,' t, . ' tith it.s 1.: .J.4 . . . .',t att r'. i "t :::,i. i, ha t, :,.1 i, .:, plaint. "I t..ei i.itm nD t te,e' B .1r:. 1, teo .iig thei. .:tl:.iag rteprtf iin her m 11h.er 's eyie. ".tid you egot tw,.ll ,rt'rth.l 1," ý.:i.! .Mrs. ut:i l,, trt.. a:ug J al, a t al .it a,,. roijg li' Ileedliog irmi. "'I ,uieti 'twill l arn von to l.t : li,'lat. :!,,r ..t '"' iI' won't t any iu.ore of v Iur-or. anyway," tmutteeredl Jad. He did not ge-t tlulh"l "' u , tih' fr. m hi father, ithr, with r, i d him-. v:e,.lv "'.. -...' want of prul,.,nc. a11.1 !t .we ii. lie m,,re i autl,i'. irn thea future al "l.t att:awking s.uch animals. It t-.,k a long time to heal tip .Tail'. lacerated arms and shouhlers, and it was a number of dlayTs tlfore he got over the soreness and lameness enough to visit his traps. However, Jail wn. not troubled again that fall, while two more mink were added to his little pile of furn, which he sent co his father's load down to the "settlement " not long after. rzvreUra 1Aovr WOMEN-Yr A JILTED MAN. Women me sadly ruled by the law of compensatiom. Those who are guet are never pretty; those who are pretty are never good. To a man, truth is what he knows ; to a woman, truth is what she believes. The only perfeit woman a ma~n ever knows is his mother. All intimate friendships amongwomen have tbhe sme lbasi, uiand always ex nt between thom who resemble eah other I in tig re-they can borrow each other's drease. Women invariably fer death-and I doa't wosder Ta Boise City (Idaho) Sttesmams heard of the deatth of a friend and Ilocked out a half-column ohituary that threw the offale derdil into a At of weep ing and drew such a lods of tears from I the eyes of the ene-hardened composi. tos that the Luer of the olce had to bte mopped up three times during the set ting in type of the artidcle. The nexl day the edito reeeived a communice tion frohm the dead msa denying that l had meuandemred up the name a stated, and asking for a earectioin His lettei was pllished in fall in the next iss_ headie: "A' Cd from a Ope" Th is Wetna humr. Tuz oldest German opera, a mucsal iplay, composedl by Johann Gottlieb Sta den, of urnmberg, hss been publlishee Sfor the rst tinme by a Arm in that oh I Bavarian city. Staden was organist t the Gramnd Duke of Bruandenburg i l l. PLFASANTRIE& SPrLL fat with four letters-O B C T. A sparrLD huaines-Manulfacturing whi"ky. Ci icrs mules are educated because th..y exhibit brayin. I'"'yT items ahutid never be con Sigltd tr_, the grave. "' Tna old man eloquent "-When he Clcies homne a trine off. TUe Philadllphi,, Sin thinks the uIn .emak.,r is a pattern woman. A LIwrTR shiouIl never burn coal. e. ,:,' :,ing htter with Cke tlhan IPl..k. - t, ne. Tim man who invented corsets was f i:..,h, for Ie might have known they w. Al: 1. .l go to wai.t. "f' rr ue1,,nln-choly eý'ue," said the ,ie: i1i 1.y when the. fur!lar's dog chased :.iwu .,it .,t the patch. A ii' vri. yotug girl has the console tii,a if kl:,,wing that, if ,h" lives to be 11I, ýhe will I. a lr ttv old girl. " I 1-,' r lik,. th.,t ,at; it's got splin t, r i:. its '.t," was the ex,'use of a 4 v. ar- ,:J f.,r throwing the kitten away. A irrruL hi at that can't bh. heat, the n: ;i.w ,pen u isl. ; a little breeze, a lit t,. , " t' zei, al.di y, u're the du"etor's pride; I 17.i f',r ten viits. A. ambition. young writer having ak6,d " what magazine will give me hiil:.st e,.ition qun'kest ? " was told, "A. 1,',i r magnnzie, if you contributs a fl."ry article." (ECl .vLr., 1n ing once aked'd the differ .I L'. httwe.n iia natural fool and s .Li , st. 4d fool, reapiel, "'Ju.t ashout the ,l f r i~c'e Ite w., n you an., mte, I sus S,"."' Tihe qu.t iouer was never able t, ,:t. rmaine wa.t kind of fo,l he was. " I s. w a big 1yov and a little fellow I .: xr. ling orvr s,,m, marbles to-day," sn:,! J,,hn. "'li yvon?" asked his ! t:lhr. " I hoq. yo interfered to stop :t : qa.rr-lhrv." "Yes, yes," said J, dIn, "I t ok the little fellow's part." As old man, with a head as destitute of hair as a wate.rmelon, entered an Aus t,". avnue drug store and told the clerk he. want.d a b,ttle of hair restorer. • What kind of hair restorer do you , ref. r?" "I reckon I'll have to take a lr ,ttl" of red-hair restorer. Til. was the color of my hair whenu T -Terea Sift;l." . ,.rIr Cr, msa .t t, dI lay nt, Li/ng have I waited; " . g!,l I r the r, ntug 1, kssee belated; Fragrint as reebuds, Pure as the dew; Dears-t, delay not, I'm s. atingR fr you. " Jrvrr keep "rour bottle of whisky in yonr elorct, and:, when the girl brings , i,u your h, t shaving-water in the morn t ing, you can mix your toddy quickly, r anLi ot a soul will know a thing about , it," said the M. 1). The plan worked t well until the old man's daughter th l.ight he must be going insane, be can- e he wanted to shavvefive or si times a day. Or course, no newspaper can exclude 4'1 ,'riwinial things from its columns- !.:at we dornot propose to do. There .,f .. criminal acts which can le c!assed .*' news, but we do not propose to adopt the practice of putting unt drag-netaand ih eks and grappling-irons to drag the tto !,,om of every foul pool, hunting for 1itrid morsels of crime. We will leave that for those who are fond of such bnese.-Louiil'ille Courier-Johrd. SA PaLAsAurr eal-" Come bhe li4d. er brand, my lov," msid a fodNew Haves r's mother, as her spindle-legged yangster appeared just inside the gate. MItld. 1 brand! I shouald ay ao How eme ye e to tie mech homely boy to ech a high priced name?" asked a blut-spoken caller. "He may be homely, but he's od mine. tlhank yo. I didn't hereto marry * a widower with ler great overgrow P boys, as you did." This treading ot Scorns, meaphorically, doe't pay. Si- New aves Regisger. et EELu T'S moltor m now ioWa t "the trsmp," beesae it won't work,. he A spcial trm Helesm, Ark., Oetober ith, m ad, "Night before 1at an attempt was md to e sseamat 8tmSon Hilvrman while o his way t@ ter thm aty. IPive .hota were·d as him from ae nd a tree, with no other eat than tofrtgth tlS horse ridden by ilverman which threw rder a ithout injuring him. T ae mnsf t attempt on M lverman''a life iWs· tn to the pute about;tbe ownarhip of thelu;It cat which won the 1500 prie he Loe %tete Lottery Company, aUlhrmea daing to be his5 and a Mrs. Clerk ealaeg that se led had bhouht It of Udrerm., whe efisreade p rrloie it rom her. The tahs from him atthen muaule of the aI d e t has institted sait fr the ey. It is poe that t attmapt i hi l was made to begs orthe "