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SATURDAY. JULY 29. 1913. THE CALUMET NEWS. PAGE TWO Houghton TO BEGIN WORK AFTER AUG. 1ST Telephone Company Lays Defin ite Improvement Plans The delay In the beginning of I .in struction work f" Um Mi-1 gea it T. s I'll. ahl sagfgfgej gi gagged by a de ls) .a the gUMJ where n i'ti is now mi lie) !. A purl nf the material h is ;iruuil anJ tin- nvt in on the .. Kcift I'.i- st .-tired p,:n. from tin.- Council t go ahead with thr work and In- nv bettevM that it will h. n. gun about August 1. Pho I in tor the rebuilding of the Houghton isiophoas siMtni starti with th- new rx' h.iti'.'f or central in the .Masonic building and worn on in h't.illin the fixtures h ik aliia.ly ic. :. Matted It was originally planned t" build a new aachange hut it was. dci id. d win i. thf change w..s m.i !e t" build other poll lines in certain pkteOS and the plans dually br'aibned out to Include .hi . niir. ly n-w lino yst m. The fiw iX' hange will he lund omily fit t . I ui and will include m.my convenjkrgees and comforts for the rm ptoyea of tag .X' hauga The ao hei -leal ciuipim-nt which in arriving Will b.. i niir.ly new and will cost ;n the nsigfcborbood of $1 .""". The switch bo.ir.l will bo of the very latest type. Additional submarine eabks will be laid a. n ss Portage I ..ike to connect ax it h the Hancock and the other towns in ho northern end Of the . -. .pper country. An additional undergroun ' conduit lg to bo laid in Houghton to taka care of wire now on peleo The present pole lines In Houghtoi will be removed from the business section and the long diktat. - also hf changed Virtually all I CTOOg arms on the poles h-r w.'l be removed! in this process of rebuilding and toad cablea and small cable boaas will take their Ida. Many of th. distributing ih'' 'tll BO rn from ho downtown alleys and will be replace.l by twisted ifil .'.-'.- ' ' - nispen -ted sloag rear walls and f- Ho a 1 n .he smith side of Shehl-n street the conduit will be extended In Isle, Royale street from Bhelden to M-. RUM mil on lrtaife strc-t from th railroad tra-ks to the rear of the Ma sualc lemple to connect with the ereeeat tundatt. Thase t3Mwtre ca hies will run Into the thro.iuh this .-otiduit. In the Portosi street conduit special toll line of 4i "f 'he largeel slss conductors will bo run to the terminal pole of the long dlotanco line. The first work to he done will be. the '.instruction of the new pole lines on the north and south iffaotl parallel with Kh 'bl. ii street. Attorney ThoflOp ...ti orho oral bora recently performed practically all of the legal steps thai me gsdld an'l it is not likely that he will have to isit Houghton a.iin oa this arork, The material for the work in Han cock has alBO grrtVOd ami the BaSSS f . . t , . 4 men when will do the work ier- wilt main the changes is Hon cock Houghton will probably be U. S. THE WEATHER. Shower, Tonight and Probably Sundav - : : .V. - I - - - . (insereatton taken at s m TMh meridian time Mr .r "in tertmed to Irtel. lftnimr 'ronttnuon llnri) paw tbtoitth rntnH om quai .oreo are. I otberm ri itutd past thro igfe t law of eqeal lemperatar rtraaa onl t.. aam, beatlne. ar, ami Mr. O '' " i '' nil (g) rain O fj Arfmrsffaith the wind fltM tltuet, leMperbdir: . ....mi. piacipiuuoa of m mi ti ..r nore Wind -, t Ptatlong si;,u nl Wo l In i - 1 1 ! H 1 :: Cl , Alpena Baltimore Buffalo 'in aga Dututh i.'st aaabi . in en Bay, . Hoaaaton. , Mai quette. . . Mllwauaee K a ' tries m Hi m V'-rx . . . Fort rthiir. S an Frnn. . . st r .tii Wlnnl'o g. . . . Washington. 'b ar i -b ar tear dear rVggy Ft CM loud) Rain , 0 J j J f'i ' 1 " " i.i. H N H M 1 1 : i t.l .". I i CtOud) fd h: Clear N :n rbsir ,v til, I 'be, nl v Hiaotaa, r.s r.v Cloudy l 'tear ? '.1 Clee t kh mi fivar Tcmn j at c ! - 3 Department HUNGER CAUSES MUCH SUFFERING Par.ty of Twenty-Five Poles Destitute Circumstances in 'i'w cat -in Poise, bmughl baai to WOtb in the IsU K"ale mine two k .if. tlu- mOMiai applu .I to the couat) aathorltloa taf aM AccoritM to the story loU at the . outity budding by Peodor Chic Ida, the ic.ub r of the l.irt. Lag men c.inn- to MMftCa at th gmfi.ng of th ppaaaai eaat from Poland anJ found unp. mcnt in W gl i st i I . Ma.-:-. Tiie ,ann to iimmhton two weeks a-o t.. Korli n the loio Hayalo mine and wui immcxilatil) emidoyed. They had but 114 coming Horn the ..mpan when the) vara t brown oat of work Widinsday and this went to the bearding-hotiso kOOpOTi I This left them with n mne . no frtoada, uaablo to p- k the Kngiisa I laamais woil ggtaagb to make tlum Ives. d -nl with ni means : returning to i hen tormer aetM H Wore-.tr l'h- iin i' ttte.) this mot tl ing that they hati not sat OH for tnrec dayi and thai tbey aare actaally suf fering through hunter. The tame t. Hoafhtoa and mcared Morns Lev lag as gfaikeagaaa and inter i rote r Th. ven aanaceeeafaj in inr.p aid at the couaty building. REV. FR, SCHAUL WILL SAY MASS HERE TOMORROW HANCOCK KNIGHTS OF COLUM SwS WILL ATTEND SERV ICE IN A BODY. T . Fr S haul!, whoso ordination Barred here laal ansab, grill tomorrow -ay his :ir.t mass at St Ignatius churv.i. Rev, Ft, Stahl of Brk River who h ts bc.-n vtsitlng here will he the ;. 0 :. Bd Ft. Flllion of spauhl- lng will be sub-deAcoa other clergy men Vrll ba 'Tsent at the event . i M nai IftllOf Faust f A.-sn.ins. Rao k ooneil Kntghti of Colum bus ;!i attend the aervlct m a body! ii . " mam bora of the todaa artU attoad The mass will be a solemn ! i-h mate and rill bo celebrated at i wool hnr. lo: 1 .'. a. m. Th. folio wins is th- order of sorv k eg ti all of the Hnuihtow eh arc baa loMert ar. St. Iirtiil I Mi-v.s ;tt ;0, S;00, I 1 " ii I I" 1 . a. m MoROOa and lieli Bdictlon .it : IS p n H' v A. .1. Hezek. Li. D. paotor. ftev. looopti Umt, ur.it". Trinity Bpi opal Rev William !: 1 1 1 Hi n i at T; :t' and 1" l". i. m S i ' i sel oo : a. m. Qraei M. K Ken's (MMo ctaai at It "a. m Mom tag serviee it l" M, Sun - i .oi -t no.. n Bpwsith aorrtot at 7 o'c'oek. Presjytet ri Mornfas aervleo at 10:9a. Baaday eboet at I a. m. ReV, Frank V Kfcwles. paOtOT, I 'briatl n s. . nci Bcrvi at it; t. Depart m en! ol ArriLf jf dire. WEATHER liURLAU. ANATOMV 's; MtB, r.r .at :a hour. iMnt. maximum wmn eority i..,- ,i nnVi i s Wen thai Bureua, 1 - ton, Mn h . July -'. 1!T. Weather Conditions. Tht all m entei 'hat was located "or thi RnOfty M.ointnlns ha mot . ,i eai tartrd to ih' Dnkni ManltoiM .m.i gaabatchewaa LwhI : i h have resulted at a num- I i "itit u I he iiorlhet n lt.. k Wnun tains, northern plain states and aralern lak reghut Denae fK is re- POfted from loi'utli this inotniiig High pressure persists over IBO east and south a ml fall . it her is general, al- though i h in he utieurrad at ' ' ' al ... 1 1 , f - ;i, he Smith Atlantic Mated, Ihei in i oatinue in this Vlclnltj i l there Will re showers lo th) it .1 .rolnrbl; Rtiajday. Moderaie south nttd aouth .-i winds ate adt .'ted. v r I a ,t.v .W I H 1 1 K. Qfajot r FAIR COMMITTEE TO MEET FRIDAY Will Probably Engage Attractions at This Meeting Th commitue m iharue (f the ar i antu mi nis for the aniuml Oapfgff QMMtr) fair will meet Frala eenmg .n hen .ittractlons protabl will be eii Kag.Ml The committee has been advised that a repreoentjutve ol a large CMeaco booking ageiu s ill be in Houghton to meal ftth the fair coaaaatttoo and t help them decide on the acta 1 be i .tnmittee still has the tire- aorit'a prnpoaltloM undrr conoMcratlnn rjeotV Nowtin of the Ni w ton Ki:o- w rka osapaaj baa made an attra live Offer but its aOCOptaJsCO is dependable ginotl on the avtion of the Houghton cltlasa council arblch will be askid at .ts meetinu TbllfgdgJ to donate to the fair. The lommittee diK-t not believe :hat it COO engage the tlreWork's dis ptay 0ltkoat a donation from th- coun CfL The matter was brought to the couacUa attention in an unofficial in. i' n i OOflaa time ago ami then sen timent tOOOaod to be against J'aorublc acttaa Se letaty I. N Haas of the fair com mittee is authority for the statement that no aeroplane, balloon or similar attraction is t" t0 considered by the i ovnsattu a OTTER LAKE PRINCIPAL HERE. Fr,t7 Blomquitz Will Act As Adviser To Farmers In District. Blomaulta, th- new prlaclpal ol i in the tttcr Lake Agricultural high si hooi. bag arrived here and has taken ..p his work as adviser to the Ottof l ake fanners which he atU! continue until school starts. Mi. Bleaaaatti win work bora darlat tacatlOM anil wiil act as township Cam expert, The new school at inter Lake ts to be i oaimunlty institution .ml it is doalred bi bOlp the parents as mil' h as the hildten. WILL BUILD SWIMMING POOL. .t the August meeting of tin ii"imii- tOB village councl to be held Angus! 7. tin Houghton village council will pmbabh grant the iv,ucst of the acbool hoard ih.it a swimming pool he built Jointly bj the council ami th' school Rothorltiei Th.- Huron Creek is recommended as the site and the 1 1 Could be built for a agnail ex pense. The muter CaMM up at the l ist meetinfl and at that time was re ferred i" the Water committee. The committee has about decided to roe- ORHBOnd that it be acted upon favor ably a. Ill at the Chelation Science ball. Garheeti buildint;. Sunday school im mediati i aftoi the mntnlad lorvtce, 'hiisi i.. ti Science testimonial maetlna ar held every Wedaoodai rveedaoj at v ot o'cloch at the Cbr tort bin Science ball S.il il DM Atmv Jail meetllUfS ill the in. .nunc. Str.-ct and hall BMettttaTI morning and e enini;. The BaptM .Mission of Hoaajbtoa I! . C. H Itn ...ks. pastor. BaTVleei at u N a Ha at (MM Fellows hall. Sermon Runday sc hool at noon. J too bad: It Is staled that halt the gOVeTU no nt s Rgpenaet are paid bj revenue derived fHdg tobacco and Ibitior. And. is usual a good man im n contribute moro that their Just share. Cleveland 1 1am i ea 1. 1 it Haancing Mtt-Mue waii at Ottawa, 'iii.. vN . CttageajMi of Dan v or, .von n asagar. The agreement was that be should walk the distance nit bin tWO '.ears Tor $1 a lllib. lie nnisbe.i ii dya inside the taa ftaf limit Somus Foinl. N. .1. gaOJ the other fan an badjti naagtai little niri af i rear of aga Meat ohe mej die. The . hltd'H ratlu r sin. I the i nr. The smallewt ci.mmerial electric moioi gagfha less than I wo iounds. It fai us.-.l i bete little oWe- is re - .,,,ii .1 gg ..t fk ntal di ill-, oi. Art Lym, Editor, Learns Secret Of the Air For Country's Sake ajxxaa. i'hoto by American l'r- As.--" A Hi' LYM i now high iiier. Ho Dead to be just plain tditor, bat he i dropped the pen or In bli caae the brush to take up t'1 earoplaoa J There is really no reason wl.y a Cblnaman shouldn't Hi as well ns any otjaaf man. but just t pretest the pigtalileei Celestials art not the best bird men in the tlr Art l.ym used to edit the Sal (lal Tat Bo, which lg CblneOO for the Dallj N'eWI or gometblDg like that, but he decided he'd try something mora exciting So he went through the ropes at the aviation school tit San Dtofa, cal.. tad came out a thorough master of the air. lie's going back tc (Tiiua noaj to take barge of u army aviatiou eorpa. DREDGING IN DNT0NAG0N HARDOR IS COMPLETED RESULT IS AN IMPROVEMENT FOR THE BENEFIT OF BIG STEAMERS. The Great Lakes rclges d Dock I coca pony completed its contract ill i 1 1 U I tl u oil! M'hoals at tile - 'ill , i - u fntoaagoa harbor on July I, and th reoull is an Improvement for the bene lit of tsseis having busiii..s then There is now i channel Ml i'i aid and II to it feet deep at low water plb .driving ami eacavathag before the lrom the deep water ot i he take superstructure can in- erected, th.- Int. through the approach, and 00 feet with- j ter contract having been awarded to in th" piers, Th.- neat Jet feet is "," the lolkft Bridge 1 in n coaanany of feet wide and IS feet deep, then theljollet, Ml. channel widens out to M feej for thai lemalnder ol the distance i.. the inner MORE new sidewalks. i ml of the piers. Besides this there is . a narrow channel, i". feet deep, to the Tin- Superior Construction company Norton lumber dock on tie west si. i. .,t Houghton is making rapid headway of th.- harbor and i ataaUar channel, with the new cement sidewalks in the H1: feel deep, to the httaber dock onillnffe v six -fool walk on Vetter the east side. I street pad on th.- anrtll si,1., of the Dredging on th" propoeed new hsr-1 hloea frojg the Sutter corner t" tin bor of reflate near Keweenan point, in Kerasln property on Kront treel have ie eased th.- Portage River harbor, j been completed, was began tins week by the Great This morning tin. equipment wag Lakes Dredge A Dock company, the moved from Kourtli street to MSM first eqirtpinenl put to work being the Ahere several walks wilt be construct romfuny's big No s dipper dredge, led. Which It being UBed fof the excavation! , a tin. hafbor bat In. The I .,i ,.r w ! .. ... ... ... ... ... ., ... ... ... ... ... .,. A A . be within the bounds of Portage river, j x ' ' ' ... hi.' win n pie ted, according In TORCH LAKE BREVITIES. : plans ol tin- 1 'tiit.il States engineers, j, A W ill be a hall til I.- bum. sua I. .1 w l( ami 'n ot more i- .a deep, It a ill ha . s mooring pier 2, (eat long na the west sj,!e of he iiarbof. The obj.-l of the barber is In provide a place ..I ri I gge in time nl storm (or vessels bound either way, it will be aa situated thai a yooii vlea "t the lake will iii obtain able so that masters may know con ditions outside Without bavin-, to put out to Investigate, Th.. medalist thinned for the pres. (in sc. .son is for the eacavatloti i the weal side of tie mn in channel to fpe, extent Of otl.'-i't."ter Of the oMlitV basin, dredging ntll at thi.- time, the siti of tbe obi ranee lights, ami widen ine the channel m Portage river i give additioii.il room The apprnpfla-ti.-n lor this work was made three years agos inn complh'ntiona have pre vented i's n . until now. MILLER TO SAN FRANCISCO. Fran': stiller, former Houghton twirl et who bis been with the thlcn no w hite So this year, has b. en re kaaasri to Ban PYancleeo in tin- Paelrlr 'oast league. Miller had one chnnec in the hjx. twirling against lb Ronton world! chnmplona on a recent game in chi. . o Re w.is pounded from the box in less than two itinbr.'s. how - over, md Ibe wnaagaiwewt decided to give him another year la the minors, Miller had been ill tin- greater part of t be yi ar with diphtheria, F. .1 Hasl ins. of .Virlh Adnma, Mass.. has enHeethm of bamimiolo nulls thai were tnawg from the oM Itb'bardson bouse. Tbe nails .n, sll gabaV off steel and t pra ti.aip as I'l M X I ns wlnn first driven Int.. Ihe wood. Tln Rre rude in sbapi nnd size and BUM! "f them have head nn but one side ot the hun. Tin nulls have i,. . u in the buUdtafj fof i' reari , -rrrg z&: ... . ... i START DRIDGE WORK. Tin Phil Hhcrldan company of Houghton has etarted operatlona on the highway between Lake Linden ami lb.- Si. LoUl mine, th,. contract of the I Houghton lirm nlao calling iu abutt j menta for the nen iteel bridge over th.- Trap Rock river. The pile driver was taken to the acene of work yoateidiij b) t he crew undi i M r. I girae. It will require . onvi.ii r.ibb- time to omplote this i nrtloti ol the contract as i hero win be a large amount of Mr n il Mrs. Alberl dale ami son. Aib.-rt Jr of Imnwood an- spending a week 1 1 two visiting st tin heaaa r his pan nls. Mr ami Mis. Rm tie I !alo. Mr. Rurke, fathi t of In . T. Rnrke ins returned to 'ns bom., at lahpem- Ing ai ter Isltinn w ith his sun. Mi s. .1. I., i 'Inn , h. of .. w York, receives a bequest of over I2a0,0tt rrrtm thr estate ol her brother-in-tow as a reward tor her klndneas to her deceased husband . 'bv land's Associated Charities will b. studied bj an efheiency expert for ihe imrpdm ot prevtmtiag future ba Sncbtl iTisey. .1. F. Ram of Roaten, i the Rrat man who evei operhted a railroad atg hal low r in ! he Fniled Stat" s. x. W Hubinger, dead in New Ike yen ponn., leaving t!,tta,oao, started ,i tow years sgn as a starch peddler. Ruffaki is asked t. teach Polish his t 'i In Mention lumls Ba 2 rJB I TORCH LAKE i rN"' THE SCRAP BOOK ALL IN THE SAME BOAT. They Selected an Unlucky Time For Their QaStronSSSM) Cf"rie. Most people have a mH aversion, and thai of King Edward N il was onions. The odor of the fragrant baJfa on an other'i breath was simply maddening to the tiNiiallv genial monarch In this cogpectlog an anecdote is related bj C. w gtgmper, who was the king's motor niecluinic. Ill his Isjok, "What I Know." The royal patty was enjoying a va cation at Ilia nil.. Sluinper ponfcMOg that the sergennl foot nut n, tbe king! courier and tbe postmaster luacbad heartily on Iteefstenk aud onions one day. and soon sfterWafd the kim: wauled to see the post muster. So Ibe COUrleff, named Feltr, called the ser pggBt footman, named Hawkins, ami the kinu' was pro. Hiil' to tell him. when be stoi'i'c.l short, looked at Ihe man ami BBgrilJ blurted out Hawkins, you've baag eating onkuis!1 "No, JTOttr majesty." protested the un lucky Hawkins "Yes, you l ave. I'm sure you have. Send Mr lliie.v here at OttCf and Mr. Kehr." "Yes. your mejeety." The sergeant footm.in withdrew, and presently Postmaster HHey wgg an tsuimed. The king 1 ailed him to his side and was beginning to read to him ti telegram he wanted him to dispatch w hen he SOdden I J burst out : "Hlley, you've been eating onions!" "No. your majesty," siiid Ihe post master. Instinctively recoiling, "Yes, you have; U s disgraceful." The courier then entered the room MM appt..:!. bed rety warily, but his ma jesty's sense of smell was keen, ami till Kafir's efforts to suppress the facts in the ease were unavailing. The king looked up sharply, sat back In his chair and groaned: "I'm if jrog haven't been eating onions too." Perseverance. Perseverance is more prevailing thag violence, and mam tilings which enn BOt be ov ercome w hen they are togeth er yield themselves up when taken lit tle by utile. Plutarch, Two Surprise Parties. A party of hopes and gentle rooa ex ploring the depths of a celebrated mine arranged thai a IntK'h should ba par taken of mi the IXsJO foot level. I'olir large baskets full of tlaiuties. both liquid and substantial, were therefore lowered to the depths. These descend MMK SIliillT WnltK Of Tttr. l1TtRH. e.i iii -1 among -i group of honest cor nbih Illinois deh Ing on the 1,900 tout level, who, jn the absence of any in itructton, decided, after much discus Slon, that it must be a national holiday or something of the kind above ground and that ibis was a gladly little oan pllmenl from the owners. They tbera- fore fell b. on 1 1 ,i tables with numb energy ami made short work of (Tie dainties When tin- exlatasted exeur Skmlsts, alter their tramp tliroagh the mine, Inqulrad for their refreshments they discovered only the empty ham pels rim about twenty brawny miners f"ii of chicken salad, champagne, mashed i -e ami other things dancing a Cornish breakdown. London Express What the Function Really Was. Libel Rnrrymorg was inviting her friends p. a birthday parly. "There'll bo a litrthdsy eaka, I sup po-e'r" some one Baked, Jfes, there be a . like, never fenr," was ibe reply'. "And candles, of COUrse?" went on the iptesi inner, "My friend." said Miss Itarryniore. this Is o be a Idrthdaj parly, gng a torch tlglll procession." Put It Where It Wan Moat Uteful. f'rlcket was Introduced into a certain district of I mils by a clergyman from England, Who hoped that the emtio would foster a manly spirit Ml went "'oil. : Offtlttg lo the author of " Lit He i'.e t In India." the Istys he. nine keen ami a m il. h was NtrTanged with n netghlsHind sehnnl, Then th,. clergy, in. in gars ids learn i. ntpecs. ig4.am tu spend "on now bnfs m- whatever w ould be im.st Useful" Whefl tie d- iwgSl the leiini turned OUt for the Mateh full of iptlel eoiiHdeuee, but w II,, M their old neconterme-t- "Why." inked th padre, "what have you done nith ibosf Ifi MfptMl .ieou " Af o sri" a Id the raptnin we thonghj it mss to spend It nil on the umpire. i bet 1 1 WALKED INTO I HE TRAP. It Was a TantglisttUJ Scheme, and It Unmasked the Pretender. There are UMUj stories OgfaSg, amti. rag as well as Imdffactlva, of the dodges r rted to by flrtrtsfa soldleaj who wish to agd 'invalided' baagj from an uiulealrable tstlon. ti , r,. g the case of the professed deaf mid dumb man. The patient, who Appear ed suddenly ami dnacouutahly to have gone deaf and dumb, when inked n ipteation, would stare straight to kbj front In slon.v silence. The dumb man was removed p, the. hospital for rreatmeht, and upon ins diet sheet each morning was Written n tempting array of hospital comfortl such as T. Atkins loeeg rice pudding, ba on, eggg, milk punch and e,.n beer This list of luxuries could lie studied by Sll w ho cared to read. Rut ggj after day the medical orderly ' Hl-S A 1.IAH. Kl It ! brought nothing to the poor patient but plain milk. Kach luorniio. B sympathetic voice, the ofBcer Inquired of Ihe orderly In front of the patient whether each iind every article of diet bad been provided. The orderly glibly a ;isw ered. "Yes. sir:'' ' Hid lie get his beer with Ills din tier, all he wanted of It. and his ndlk punch before he went to bed?" And ggaln would come from the or deriy a cheerful, "Yes. sir." At Brat the poor deaf and dumb man's face would redden, but never a Word couH be bear or speak. There is, however, a limit to nil endurance, and It was fur that limit that the of gear waited. Fully convinced that the orderly was a thief ami a heartless scoundrel and had been bagging the comforts for himself, the patient COUld ! stand it no longer. "Ho s a liar, sir!" gasped he at int "I've had naught but milk for n week'" Result. Immediate discharge from hospital gnd a court martial. Maks the Plunge. To do anything worth while In the world we must md stand shivering on the brink and thinking of the cold tnd the danger, but jump in and scramble through ns well us we can.- Sidney Smith. No Room For Speeding. Mr. Atkins was driving over his property with his daughter tad a young man whom ho was beginning to look upon ns a possible and very de Ira big son in law. The Chauffeur, not unnaturally, was Inclined to show off the gkDtorcar, but Mr Atkins himself bad Muher thoughts. As John, the chauffeur, quickened his speed be leaned over near him and said In a whisper: "Not so fast, John, not so fast. Ton make my estate look too small. " Needed a Lawn Mower. There was but one totisorial ehnlr In (lie village barber shop, and it was oc cupied by ;i stalwart fellow, evident' a blacksmith. Judging from the stub born growth of beard. Ibe patron could not have shaved but once a week on gn areraga, for the growtk was like a scrubbing brush. The barber made I lather,pla ed it all overt be countenance of ihe recumbent blacksmith. Stropped the rnor vigorously and sailed Into hi work. After he had struggled long and dongerouglj over his patron he felt constrained t say: "Ain't i hurtin' you?" "No." sua wared the l'lutonlan gen ttemnn, still with energy. "I ll i to be work! a hard without gettln' there," commented the barber furl her. ")h, lust go on," encouraged the blacksmith, "You're nVMaf all right, for them you ain't cuttlu' off fOO'l crtpplln' su mm b I guess they'll never gt'.w ggalnr Chicago Record Herald. When the Gnme Wss Called. tCasey snnuanced to his wife, Kiien. that he Was L'olng to the hall game All day he was gone. Night came, bnf no Casey to take his place nt the bend of the table Midnight and no Casey One o'clock 1 o'clock :t o'clock no t'asey. As the o'elo. k whistles begnn to blow rneef stUmhkd up the front Mairs into the house ami awakened bM wife by his efforts to negotiate the "fairs. She hopped out of bed A nf met her better half in gd doot w gy, 'AVellV" ggd Mrs i iisov. deterrntnn- lam w rltten on her face Sal tit,-, nun.- snid sey wenfctr. ' i I"' B i too S as , ,i ii, ,1 on at count el dnyllght." Pittsbargli chronicle Telegraph.