SAN SABA lews GEORGE H HAGAN Fab TEXAS HospiTALiTr which Includes the whole human race Is not desirable says the great American snob Ward McAllister What is hospitality pray Mr McAllister Get tlico to the Bedouins and learn tho definition of a word whoso significance is as unknown In thy New York as is that ol charity There is said to bo a conspiracy under way having for its object tho prevention of tho sale at tho worlds fair of peanuts in tho ehelL It will bo disastrous The chances are that the plain people who now eat peanuts audibly and loavo behind tbem a trail of debris will reject tho now idea a tho fad of some gastronomic dude A howxino lunatic happened to board a train upon which Helen Gould and Mrs Kusscll Sago were passengers and as ho refrained from molesting them thoy did not faint The two are now spoken of as hero ines showing how greatness is oc casionally thrust upon people who must in modesty bo surprised at tho gratuity Suicides llko fires seem to have their cycles Every despondent man and womanshould pasto in his or her hat the words which Napoleon spoke to a person who jald ho would avoid p certain situation by blowing out his brains Yes I can do that said the emporor but those who wish mo well could not profit bj it and thoso who wish mo harm would be pleased EvEitr Unit producers of any arti cle combine and eliminate the cle ment of competition their first assur anco is that they liavo not formed a trust Just as ctnsumers are feeling glad to know this prices go up Of courso this is no sign that tho men in the combination intend to deceive but tho unfailing regularity of the co incidence is apt to shako popular faith Now is the time when tho farmer might bo expected to givo second thought to an argument for better country roads With tho wheels of his wagon up to their hubs in mud tho beauties of tho antiquated poll tax system of roadmaking whereby the man who can tell ttie most and largest stories and do tho least work is reckoned the best man on the job must appear beautifully less The story is told that explorers along the Nile have unearthed a plow of modern shape a telcscopo and a photograph camera the evidence being indisputable that the articles oro at least 6000 years old This is a fairly good story It might havo been advantageously rounded out by adding Ic tho collection a nickclin theslot machine a typo writer and a talantograph but then it will do as it is Cottos seed is becoming as Impor tant a commercial article as cotton itself with fair prospects of exceed ing in value the older staple Cotton seed oil is a wholesomo article of diet the meal is a superior stock food tha hull is a very valuable fer tilizer and as though this were not garment rubber boots and all that tort of thing Ecles governing race courses are beyond the ken of ordinary mortals A jockey at the Bay District track and with what seemed an unreason able spirit requested a cessation of lashing The rosult was that he was ruled off altogether along with such relatives as had dared to strengthen his protest Tho ttrte was supplied with a neTT whi Tiie misguided Cuban filibusters aro arranging for another rA 03 the gem of the Antilles with headquar ters at Key West As a means ol working off superfluous energy and getting killed if captured these fili bustering enterprises are great but as an assistance to Cuba thoy are doleful failures Some time the fjnited States may send an official ex pedition down there composed of men In blue uniforms but until that time Cuba Is better oil without these cut throat gangs of patriots The London Lancet advises visi tors to the worlds fair to drink no water that has not been boiled The advice ought to be universal in its application Water to drink is never absolutely safe until It has been boiled This truth has been known even to Celestial John for centuries and this is ono of tho reasons why ho can sleep in a nailedup dry goods box and not be smothered If he poi sons his blood with impure air he takes good care that no poison enters that blood through his stomach A Tzsxstlyxsia lawyer has found In Year Book tho oldest book of refer ence known to law that it It libelous to call a lawyer a fool because it Is injurious to him in his profession The same authority says it is not libel ous to so characterize a clergyman Because ono may be a good clergy man and yet a fool No authority would hold in those days that it would be injurious to a lawyers professional reputation to call him a knave for to deny that ho was a knave would be to assume that he held himself better than a majority of his clients New York society pcoplo who aro sending expeditions to Chicago to ascertain whether thoy can attend tho Columbian exposition without contamination are far more different kinds of Jackasses than the mind of tho average Westerner has conceived of TnE English language has not been appreciably enriched by any new swear words slnco tho hegira to Washington began but many inflections and orna mental shades of meaning have been added to the old stock by thoso who failed to realize on their fondest hopes TnE arrest of a woman of Cheney Wtsh on a charge of shoplifting was quickly found to bo a mistake She was guilty simply of kleptomania The shopkeeper felt much chagrined at his error but how was he to know that she was rich and respectable An exchange In speaking of the marriage of a popular citizen gives ago of tho groom as seventytwo and says that for everyone of those years he was a bachelor A truly remark able man Comparativelyiew are bora In the full bloom of bachelorhood THE GREAT FAIR OPEN The Gold Bullon Is Pressed and the Machinery Begins to Whirl THE PREtlDENrS POINTED ADDRESS Three Hundred Thousand Persons Pri Jnt to Wit ness the Opening Ceremonies of Oil ol the Greatest Eihibillons Erer Htd Worlds Faiu Grounds t hicago HI May 1 Jupiter Pluviut held an uplifted fist over Chicago t is morn teemed not to havo yielded 1 Cleve lands luck The bunting in the city throughout was damp and lirtless and a general tono of gloom pen ided the air and streets But to Chicago presence of the oldest nations of the escorting him and faced world and point to the great achieve tude which ho could no ments hero exhibitedasking no allow whoso presence was felt by the very ance on tho score of youth Tho en thusiasm with which wo contemplate our work intensifies the warmth of tho greeting we extend to thoso who havo come from foreign lands to illus trate with us the growth and progress of human endeavor in the direction of higher civilization We who believe that popular education and the stimu lation of those impulses of our citizens lead the way to the realization of the proud national destiny which our faith promises gladly welcome the oppor tunity here afforded us to see tho re sults accompanied by efforts which ing Tho skies wero sodtfen and a j have been exerted longer than ours In bleak and chilly mist filled tlo atmos the field of mans improvement while phcre The weather auditions in appreciative return we exhibit the unparalleled advancement and won derful accomplishments of a young nation and the present triumphs of a vigorous selfreliant and independent people Wo have built these special whoso day of history this tas the edifices but se have also built a mag condition of tho weather counted for j nificent fabric of popular government naught and early tho people wero astir At 845 the exact time sched uled the duke of Veragua and his party entered thoir carriages at the Auditorium to proceed to the Lexing ton hotel whero tho parade to the Worlds fair grounds was to tn formed Thoy reached tho hotel in tet minutes seemed bending toward thl white city by the lake Kvery means of transit to Jackson park was crowded Soon after 9 o clock Presidr nt Cleve land and his associates left their rooms at the Lexington hotel and wero conducted to their carriages tho Spanish guests also joining tho notable campany embarking for tho tide to tho great fair Standing like sufficient it has been found to yield i mounted figures in bronze a platoon a substance which canr bo used to fof m0Untod police waited between the manufacture a superior waterproof curba to lead tho processoD Behind them were companies B and K of the Seventh United States cavalr Next were the Chicago huzzars with a troop of Illinois national guard Then followed twentythree carriages containing the national state cityand that he had been truck complained Columbian fair notables and dignita by the starters whip showing tho ries Arriving at the groundt the pro to substantiate bruises his story ccssion pr0CCeded to the administra tion building where the cetmonics were to take place and dlbanded Entering tho building tho notables including President Cleveland passed out upon the great platform erected for the event where a throng of peo ple covering every atom of spaco was gathered Tho president was re ceived with a tumult of cheers that shook tho air and made tho buildings tremblo At 10 o clock for the first time In days a ray of sunlight hung over the lake and the Worlds Colum bian oxposition was in a blaze of glory From this time on there were rays of sunshine but the weather whoso grand proportions are seen throughout tle world Wo have made and here gabered together objects of use and beauty the products of Amer ican skill and invention We have also made men who rulo themselves It is an exalted mission in which ve and our guests from other lands are and during a brief season of waiting j engaged as wo cooperate in the ii for tho president tho du te held a auguration of an interprise devoted somswhat informal reception In to human enlightenment and in the tho meantime tho city at large undertaking we here enter upon we exempiij j tne noblest sense the brotherhood of nations Let us hold fast to the meaning that underlies this ceremony anl let us not lose thi impressiveness of this moment as bj a touch the machinery that gives lifJ to this vast exposition is now set in motion At tho same time let orr hopes and asperations awaken force which in all time to come shall influ ence the welfare dignity and freedom of mankind tVltneitpd br 300000 The multitudes which thronged th i worlds fair grounds today were greater in number than were antici pated considering the inauspicious weather Probably 300OJ0 people l bad assembled when at 11 oclock the aivance of the guard cortege slg the programme nalcd tho approach of President I j Cleveland and the dignitaries of the day to the grounds After entering the grounds the journey to the ad ministration building was made with all possible dispatch not stopping tc acknowledge any of tho popular ova tions extended to the chief exexutivc Of course the cheering was tremcr dous when President Cleveland facoC tho great multitude assembled tho largest audience ever faced by an American citizen Following the president and direitor general were the members of the presidential cabi net under escort of the world s fai officials Duke de Veragua and family PRESIDENT CLEVELAND DELIVERING THE OPENING ADDRESS continued threatening Tho opening ceremonies were begun after 10 oclock with tho performance of John K Painos Columbian March fol lowed by an Invocation by Chaplain Milburn of tho United States congress Prophecy a poem written for tho occasion by W A CrofTut of Wash ington was then read After an or chestral overture Director General Davis as master of ceremonies faced the multitude and made the opening the applause should subsido alter which he with bared head began speaking Irrtldent Clevelands Address I am here to join my fellow citi ona in congratulations which lieflt thin occasion Surrounded by the stupendous results of American enter prise and activity and in view of tho magnificent evidences of American skill and intelligcno we neel not fear that these congratulations wil be exaggerated We stand today ic the members of tho diplomatic corps members of congress senators and other prominent dignitaries who had seats on the grand stand Tho 2090 Columbian guards who surrounded tho administration building made a futilo effort to keep back the crowd but wero swept forward by tho re sistless wave and jammed against the railing until they themselves becami an unrecognizable part of that inco herent struggling but goodnatured speech which closed with tho pre and cheering area of humanity At fentation of President Cleveland 1130 to the minute tho programmu Mr Cleveland having arisen was opened with a blast from the or kept several minutes waiting until chestra which rendered the mar tial air of the Columbian March of John K Paine Tho music lasted fifteen minutes und at its conclusion Director General Davis stepped to th front of the platform waved his hand supplicatingly two or three times tt tho v st audience und then announced in a tone lost in the hum of voices tha Rev W II Milburn would pronouueo the invocation Tho blind chaplain of the United States house of repre sentatives stepped to tho front guided by a womans hand his adopted daughter Miss Louis Gemley animation that permeated tho atmos phere Ho Is one of tho historic characters of American politics first receiving his appointment as chap lain of tho house somo years ago and lately being selected chaplain of the senate During his long residence in Washington Mr Milburn has been tho Cleveland Touches the Button nuent bursts of applause Mrs H H The overture of Rienzi by Wag A Beach of Boston sangaccompanied ner was next rendered by the orches by the chorus and orchestra which tra Then Director General Davis in vas followed by the presentation of a behalf of tho exposition delivered his large silk American flag by Goorge S address As tho director general Knapp and son G N Knapp of Chi steppod back the president of the cago to tho ladios This flag is made United States stepped forward and of American silk and will bo tho stand the climax of tho ovations of tho day ard flag of tho oxposition At the was reached For three or four min close of tho fair it will be presented utes ho was cheered over and over to tho national government and be a ain and men 500 feet away tossed come tho national standard Brief their hats in the air waved umbrellas addresses were made by several rop and otherwise disported themselves resenting the ladies commissions of in frantic exhibitions of enthusiasm foreign countries explanatory of tho The president bowed onco or twice nature of the foreign exhibits and the and thin began his speech At the manner in which they havo been col conclusion of his address tho prosi locted The Countess of Aberdeen dent touched the electric button and who has visited Chicago on soveral tho Worlds Columbian exposition oi occasions was given close attention 1893 wai ushed into official existence throughout The representatives of Hugo fountains 300 feet away from other nations who made addresses the grand stand throw a volumo of were Madame Mariuctti Italian Mrs water seventy feet into tho air and Bedford Fenwiek England Fran Fro fessorina and > I the roaring of tho engines in machin j ery hall a quarter of a mile away told Princess Schahovsky Russia At the multitude that the electric spark tho close of tho addresses had done its duty As soon as the by the ladios of foreign ceremonies attendant upon tho formal nation Mrs Ii < hards of Montana opening of tho exposition wero ovet presented Mrs Palmer with a nail from ono end ol fico to tho other From here thoy drovo to tho north end of tho grounds and thenco to the stato buildings at the south end of intimate acquaintance of presidents j ew Km cabinet officials senators and con Tho eectric wa ushered into gressmen until today although blind w n hig h = agt < SecaAo of tho he probably recognizes by their voices j century today when Pros moro men prominent in American C life than it has teen the lot of most men ever V > know After a brief pauso when Uio murmur of voices ceased the Hind chaplain uttered tho opening priycr Tho Prophecy an ode written by W A Croilutt in honor of tho exposition was next on button started tho mighty machinery and rushing waters and rovolving wheels in tho Worlds Columbian ex position No exhibit of this fair that DIRECTOR GENERAL DAVIS INTRODUCING THE FOREIGN POTENTIARIES It was read by Miss Courthous a delicate young woman whoe tnunciation was perfect but whose voice of course was lost to all except the immediate circle The ITophecy Fadly Colnmbns watched tne nascent moon rr jwn in Ibe ff ° nir oceans western de pa StranRe birds that dav had Buttered In the mils And strane Bowers floated ronnd the wander lnc keel And yet no land And now when through the dark The Santa Maria leaped before the pala And angry billows tos ed the earavrl As to destruction Uomez Rascon canie tvithfapt llnion ihroictt the trearled teas And to the admiral brought a parchment scroll Saying Good master read this writing here An e men prayer H is from all on board The crew would fain turn bark to utter f > ar No longer to the poll the compass points Into the zenith rrops the northern star V u saw but yetereve an abat08 Drop dead on derk beoenth the flytnz scud The devils wind blowa madly troai the east t Into the land of nowhere i nd the sea ICeeps nt k w us down the maelstroms maw Frandsciars the dpeof earth linear And off to Krebus we lldeunhclmed Last Sunday nljrht Dirgn san a witch DrsRemtrthe Nina by her forechalns west And wildly diuclngot a dolphins back And as she aancrd the brightest star In heaven Slpp d from It leash and sprans Into the sea Like Luler and left atrall of blood I pi av thee master turn again to Spain Obedient to the omen or perchane The terror trlcben crew to escape thelrdoom May mutiny andS Gomez Rascon peace S Exclaimed enough the admiral Thou hast eaid Now prltnee leave me I would be alons i Then eagetly folumbns sought a sign Insea and sky and in his lonely heart Finding li tpad of of presages hop I Ihe black and ominous portents of despair As thus he mused he paced the after deck And gazed upon the luminous wa es astern S ranse life was in the phosphorescent foam And through the goblin slow there came and went like elfin shadows on an opal sea I Prophetic pictures of the Ian I he sought I Ilesawthe end of his victorious quest He saw a Maze on sabellas hreist I A Brinz of Ant lleau jewels rest The Mands of the west II e saw Invading plenty disposes Old poverty the land llh bounty bless Andtjron h the wretched carerna of distress Walk star eyed Aplne 1 He flan the Uourbon and lirlganza prone For ancient error lady to atone 1 jiving l he plundered people back their own i tnd flying from the throne fie saw an empire radlent a the day Harnessed to law but under freedoms sway Iroudly arl e resplendent in array I To show the w orld i he w ay He saw celestial peace in mortal guise J And filled with hope and thtlUed with hlgU emprt e Lifting Its tranquU forehead to the skies A vast republic rlie He saw beyond the hills of golden corn Ileyond the eorve o sutunm opulent horn teres and Flora laughingly adorn The bosom of the morn He saw a cloth ofgolil across the gloom An arabesque from evolutions loom And from the bared prairies driven sputne Imperial cities bloom He saw an Iron dragon dashing forth Along an lronthorougafaro south north Kast west untlngln beneficlent girth Remotest ends of earth He saw lightning run a dolphin race Where trade lore grief and pleasure Interlace And absent ouen annihilate time and apace Coming face to fac He saw relief through deadly dungeons grope Foes turned to brother Mark despair to hope And rannonrust upon the grass grown slope And rot the gallows rojie Heaw the babes on labors cottage floors The bright walls hung with luxury more and more And comforts radiant with abounding store Ware welcome at the door He saw the myriad spindles utter round The myrald mill wheels shake the solid ground The myrald homes where Jocund Joy Is found And lorn In throned and crowned He saw exalted Ignorance under bank Tnongh panoplied In force since time began And rclrnce oouxuiralrd lead the van The provldeuce of man The picture came and paled and passed away And then he said to rtnzou lu the gloom Now Martin to thv waiting helm again Haste to th lint ve < vard keen her prowl F07I have had a vision mil of I ht Ke p her prow westward In the sunsets wake Frim this hour hence ad let no man loolt marked the solemn opening of the fair at 1200 today Of the multitude ol visitors some estimate the number as high as 300000 probably not one building of tho workLs fair The first and final element of its cohesivo archi tecture ts a nail It is wrought in the precious metals of the state we lovo typical of purity and enduranco of tiding which was intrinsic merit and permanent worth hed tho presidenrrotected byfishiold emblematic of oar at tho main en universal sisterhood it is presented as a last golden link in the chain of happy circumstances and made possi ble the movement of progress to women and with a fervent prayer that it mav add momentum tothenew will attract thousands to this city for road which was in wasting held ifl tho next six months can be more mar ing rwption velous than tho magic effect which Lf Second rigan of A part was the car and for ten minutes the exposition officials shook hanU amiaid pleasant things to the chief cocmi < while ho in turn thanked tlum for the warm reception and assured tlum the exposition was a grand succes1 Whil the reception was in a wagontte with six station They alighted and hast ened to President Cleveland s car Without ado the young fully realized the full import of the ferred to the attorney general of the ofloct that was to come from the ar state and after duo consideration he rangement cleverly devised in tho has in a long opinion pronounced the i opening of the exposition It was action of tho city entirely within the any other time of danger from It At recent conferences by the boards of health of tho various states there was pretty good evidence that the officers of all these boards aro ready for service at any time in which it may be announced thai cholera has spread in any locality These facts are encouraging Cholera Disinfectant Pine oil and pino cones aro now be ing imported from Norway to bo sold as disinfectants against a possible cholera scare this summer The cono is placed in tho mouth of a sort of lamp and tho latter contains tho oil A wick communicates with the cone and this is sufficiently porous to per mit tho odor of th o oil to escape Pino oil is much used in Italy as a dis infectant in cases of Roman fever Its penetrating odor is unpleasant to most persons though some learn to liko it itA A Step In the Right Direction Tho Russkia Novosti says that tho the imperial council has issued a de cree that hereafter women exiles are President Clovcland Gov Aitgold which that state had chosen as a symj to bo wholly exempt from corporeal Mayor Harrison Duke do Veragua bolical gift to tho president of the punishment Tho death penaltyhow and other notables were conducted To board of lady managers She said ever remains in fullforco as a last re the dinin hall on tho third floor of I beg to present Montanas contri1 sort This action of tho council is the administration building where bution to Mrs Potter Palmer the taken by tho liborals of Rnssia to they wero cntortained at dinner by honored president of this grand sym mean that their long agitation against the Worlds fair officials When the bol of progressive ages the womans tho heartless barbarities of the Rus dinner was over the party with Pres ident Cleveland and Director Gonoral aras conducted from > n building and grounds At the The people often fall into dobt through paying exhorbant marriage fees asked the grounds After having thor era that is dawning for the sisterhood by the ieit fnd anothor larpe fee 1 the honor to sian penal system has not beon with out its offect and they aro according ly rojoieed Stares put of 100 men whom you will meet in Tolasco Muxtco acarcoly ten are able to read and two out of every three are held by their creditors as slaves for debt There are about 500 000 Mexicans in this form of slavery oughlv inspected the whole city Fres of the world now have s xacte1 at the baptism of each Ident Cleveland and party wero driven present this nail J he committee thiM cacIl baptism requiring the en to Grand crossing where thoy took on federal relations of the board pre Ure wagea of at least two weeks nted Mrs Palmer with a immature j their train for Washington ident Cleveland by tho pressing of a s lvcr wreath as a token of their ap 1 A sm TMt of MMk p eeiation of her work This con The following test for milk Is siiut eluded the exorcises and tho doors of i h f > i plicitv itself A well polished knlt the building were thrown open J j ting needle is dipped into a deep vteie 1 of miIk aD < 1 Immediately orr for Washington withdrawn in an upright position After leavmg thexposUon grounds f the s 0 s fomo of the tho prcutent went tnt theprivate car fluid wiH hang to the needle but U We resident I ar1 waer hag j added tJ hJ mUk the Illinois Central in small the fllld even proportions will not adhere to the needlo They Are Artltt Tho attempt to keep the German band which is to perform at the I Worlds Fair out of the country on t the ground that they were contract laborers has fallen through Tho band progress whitecapped and white aproned performed atunoforthe immigratloii Dr Senner and he de young ladies drove up to the commissioner decided cided that they wero artists one and all and did not fall under the contract labor law women stood before the president and i soon the sweet notes of Let Her Re Explained member tho Di s of Old floated out About the year 1767 the beats and The singers were three dairy maids tall < of the arum then used in the and three sales from the Irish girls v WCre put into a permanent village in Midway plaisance Presi > nape The tattoo or beat of the dent Cleveland listened attenta drum Lams soldiers to their quar tiely to the music and when ters at night was once calledtap it was finished showed his o0 from the Dtiteh word signifying nis appreciation by thankingeach one f ao more drink t0 be tapped or sold of the singers Lord and Lady Aber ilcen presented the president and Sec Good Reaiton ntary resham each with a genuine black thorn cane and a little gilded A candidate for a county clerkship in Columbian badge and sent Mrs Cleve Oregon frankly gives as his reason for land a delicate lace handkerchief j appealing to voters that he has spent made hy the girls in the Irish village j a lifetime hustling for other candl dates and thinks it time that others liojroitlnB the Chinese j should now do the same for him At Butte City Mont the citv coun especially as he is qualified for the cil passed a resolution requesting the office and in need of the salary employes of the city to refrain from j patronizing Chinamen in any manner < Naiat rower A lawyer of Uutto acting as agent for i Ag a naval j g initoa states the Mx companies wrote to the gov ha3 rccentiv passed Germany and crnor of the state asking him to con j Spain Perhaps we will overhaul sider whether this action of tho city jussia anj jtauy jnsfcj or eight years did not militate against the treaty ob j lanj anj Franco will still be ligations between the United States aneaj 0f u5l however and the former and China The question was re known in a vagtio way that tho presi limits or the law ltoycotts will now psat < j have j270i00o in legacies dent was to press a gold key and that be the order of the day in Chinese in tt s electric communication with tho ma tested districts chincry was to start the fair but nc ono realized how Intricate was thit machinery how Infinite tho ramifica tions of the oleetric spark until the great fountains threw up geysers eov past eighteen monthsand In a mo ment all that had been apathetic and inert and inactive through the long hours of tho morning sprung Into ani mated existence thrilled tho multi tude and crowned tho triumph of tho exposition In previous expositions tho possibilities ol electricity have been limited to mere starting of the engine in machinery hall but in this it made a thousand servants do its bid ding and from the great Corliss en gine and mammoth fountains down to the minutest acts whero power and touch wore requisite the magio ol oloctricity did the duty of the hour Dedication of the Womans Itnlldlng As a result of the persistent zeal of tho board of lady managers of tho Worlds fair tho womans building was dedicated today with appropri ate exercises It was a grand triumph and was attended by thoso who havo been tho leading spirits in tho enter prise Tho event was international in character tho representatives of many nations contributing their part to tho programme On an olvated platform erected in tho west vestibule of the attractive building tho guests of tho lady managers sat surrounded by an elaborate display of tropical Once a Cook Wee Hun Penk who was cook in a mining camp only throe years ago is no longer wee in the financial sense enty feet into the air and tho rumble He owns the whole of on > and half and hum of the wheels in the manu facturers building and tho clatter of machinery In all that vast area told tho story of tho final consummation of scientific thought Lifelessness start ed into being on every hand draped of another important mine in Arizoma and is reputed to be worth at least 300VIOO DM > ot ee the > oor Mr Edward Siemans of New statuary shed its veil and revealed to leans accomplished tho world the artistic labors of tho Or nnustial feat at thTlteat Northern hotel in Chicago the other day He walked j shoes r1 from tho balcony tho American flag inch class fell around was unfurled and around tho cntiro crash that quickly assembled a crowd balcony flagettos of tho different na but Mr Siemans was unhurt save tions were displayed in profusion At that ho had to procure a now hat tho north end of tho rotunda on an elevated platform stood Thcodoro spring > out Vcrgini Thomas the veteran orchestral Frogs havo commenced their sere leader surrounded by 120 musicians nades tho mellow bugs arc describing and at thoir feet was seated a grand circles hyperbolas and ellipses upon chorus of 300 voices Everything tho surface of the crystal ponds the was In readiness for tho oxercisos at trees are budding tho whole town is 3 oclock und tho big orchestra ren playing marbles liastcr cravats have dered an inspiring march Mrs Pot mado thoir appearance Uncle Smith ter Palmer president of tho board of has planted his tatcrs Tom has writ lady managers motioned tho audi ten some poetry to his calico ttsk ence to its feet and Miss Ida Hullin ing her if she hasn t a few affei tions offered prayer Miss Flowrence for him in the right cnlrile of ht Wilkh son daughter of Prof Wilkin heart the < > fried chickn ton ol the University of Chicago re is nlrendj ratching hi the grass cited an original ode which included uud spring is l > Miming to l gin the story of the part Queen Isabella assui lined in iho discovery of America Mrs Palmer then delivered her ad dress which was punctuatedby fre Well Flseil We are fai tx tt r prepaied to doai urith cholera than wu ijver were at is likely to remain ahead for a century to come Valuable Kstate The executors of tho P T Uarnum during tho past year of which Mrs ltarnum received over 49000 The dividend from the Barntim Bailey circus was 155000 This represents onehalf the earnings of the show Mr IJailey receiving the remainder Xo XatlTes There are no native kangaroos ex cept on the continent of Australia The country contains 11000000 of them Over 1000003 skins are ship lied to the United States for use in hootmaking Each skin will make about four pairs of ordinarysized LA S = 4fi f THE CHICAGO GOVERNMENT BUILDING IN HOLIDAY ATTIRE through a closed door Tho door was madeof plateglass brilliantly clear and Mr siemans who was in a great did not see it plants profusely arranged about tho hurry to catch a train stage Directly opposite hanging at all When ho strnck it tho quarter him with a Lair and Order In rittshurg Pittsburg has a law and order socioty which has beon making the lives of poor mon miserable by prose cuting under tho blue Sunday luws of that commonwealth the unfortunate pcoplo whose daily bread depended on their doing more or less work on Sun day Another society has beun or ganized for the purjMise ot bringing thoso laws into illfavor by pushing them against tho capitalist for whoe behoof and benotit the Sunday lnlxiris performed It is hard at work gath ering evidence and information against stockholders In tollbridges furnace funeral directors street car com panies beginning in short just where tho old law and order society loft oft Iteer < oisil ptloi Thitttono million four and sevenIi hundred tfiou > aml lite httiul 1 mid nineteen barrels of doinsti Im ir wt re onsutned in thw Unit 1 States last j car ibout half u ban for each inhabitat i if had N niuilly dMll dld al dd u fair A C03TLY BUILDING Arrangements for Completing and TOT nlthlng the St Louts City Halt Storage Batteries St Lodis April 29 City officials havo been in conference this week over tho final details for completing tho croction of the new city hall Tho only question involved is o ne of expense It has been about decided that 1500000 will bo sufficient to complete tho remaining stories of tho hall and havo it ready for occupation The furnishings will cost a consider able sum in addition but the result will be eminently satisfactory It is probable that some of the offices on the ground floor will bo occupied al most immediately One of these will bo used by tho Recorder of Deeds whose office is now in the court house and by the time the building is com pleted and occupied throughout there will be a great deal of change in tho arrangement of municipal apartments Thero is a good deal of rejoicing in the city over tho early prospect of getting rid of tho trolley wires used by the electric roads Electric cars are very popular and provide an ex cellent service but it has always been regarded as a temporary expedient to use the trolley wire Experiments made this week seem to demonstrate the j > ossibility of using a storage bat tery under conditions which will prove even more profitable to the railroads than the trolley wire be sides doing away with the inconven ience and danger slight as the latter has proved to be Thero has been a very efficient sys tem ot milk inapectinmn operation in St Louis for a long time but the city is now going into the business of pro tecting its people from all kinds of food adulterations Two city chem ists have just been appointed and their duty is to inspect any sort of food that is brought to them by suspicious purchasers If they find that the food is adulterated they must prosecute the seller and the law puts it into their power to punish him severely If thoy will accomplish what the milk bureau has for St Louis the people ought to be satisfied Tins bureau began active work five years ago when complaint of the quality of tho milk sold in the city was general Every large city in the country has troublo with its street signs New York Philadelphia Chicago and Bos ton havo signs that do very well in the day time but are of no use what ever at night St Louis is now spend ing thousands of dollars in putting a most excellent system into operation The city used to have the names of the streets painted on th r glass of tho gaslamps at the corners but when electric lights wero substituted for the gas the lamps were removed Then black tin signs painted with white letters wero put on tho houses at the corners They were as good as those of other big cities but they couldnt be read at night Illuminated signs are being put up now and the crowds who come here next fall for the sea son of the festivities will be able to find their way about the streets od the darkest night Each sign has the name of the street painted In white letters on a dark background the whole enclosed with glass The let tcrs shine brightly in tho dark and the blacker the night is the brighter they are Free Trip to Chicago Separte World s Fa1 r and use the lettef to spell as many words as you caa by nsinc tti letters aa many times as yon wish eilhsl backwards or forwards but not using the sarst letterin making any one word more times than tt appears in Worlds Fair It Is said seventyfive small EsgUsn woro can ce spelled correctly from the ten letters contained In Worlds Fair example Ws < 5 waif soar Idol etc If you are good at word mating yon can secure a Free trip to tht Worlds Fair and return as The Scott Seed Company will pay all expenses Including rail road fare hotel bills admissionstothe C olum btan Exposition and tO00 in cash forlr < l dental ezpensesto the first person able to nmhe seventy words from the letters ontalnad to Worlds Fair as aboTe They wilt also gle a free trip to the Worlds Fair anu returnwits t2i00 for Incidental expenses to the firs per son sending sixty words as above They wn also give a tree trip to the Worlds Fair and return without cash for incidental expenses to the first person sending fifty five wold Tc the first person sending fifty words wul be given KXOOln cash towards paring expenses t the Worlda Fair to the first person sndlnu forty words wUl bo given < in c si Ut wards paying expenses to the W rlde Fair to each of tho first five persons sending thirtyfire words will be givett tiaco In cash and to each of the first tec sending thirty words wUI be given J5UJ In cash Only one prize will be awarded to the same person Write your name on list p words numbered and enclose the same post laid with fifteen U S two cant stamps for > argo package of our choice English iottagi Garden Flower Seeds This combination ra dndes tho latest and most popular End h flowers of endless varieties same as wUi he contained in the elaborate exhibit of Ecgtltb flowers at the Worlda Fair This Worlds Fair contest wlU be iarefully and conscientiously conducted solely rir thi purpose of Introducing our business in the United States Yon will receive the biggest value la flower seeds ever offered and If yon aro able to make a good lilt of words and an swer promptly you will hare a first clas op portunlty to procure a free trip from youx V home to Chicago and return Wo are spending a large amount of nymey 1 to start our trade In the United States anu want your trial order You will be more than graUfied with the result Send to day and addresa Tax scoor Sxto Company Toronto Canada How sweetly sounds the voice of a good woman 1 It Is so seldom heard tliat when it speaks it ravishes all senses Experienced people dont tcotble when they try to get in a batomocL because they know the ropes Letter Stamper A cleverly constructed little machine has been designed for the purpose of affixing stamps to letters and ctrrn lars and by its means the process can be carried on with extraordinary rapidity The motions of detaching dampening and fixing are jwrformed by one revolution of a small wheel at tached to the machine From pini to 5000 letters an hour can be stamped and ono of the most important advan tages of the machine is that it wi register the number of letters thu3 treated How the Tarole Works William Looker is a convict who was serving a term in tho Ohio peni tentiary at Columbus for assault with Intent to kilL Ho behaved so we while in prison that he was paroled and one of the first uses he made of his liberty was to assault and nearly he found with kill a young man whom a woman with whom he used to con sort Ho would hae killed the young fellow but help arrived The con vict and tho woman have run awa and cannot be found Grat Undertaking A bill b3 been introduced in the French chamber which proposes t out a sM canal from tho Bay of Bs cay acoss tho Mediterranean a i tancf of 323 miles all through Fen territory It will reduce Knglatui s prcud rock ot Gibraltar to a far Important position than it now hiua lnco the canal w mi ntirely ol a the necessity of b around Sim and Porfuga and n tng the M terranean though > > e Jtraiu