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SOUTHERN STANDARD MCM INN VILLE. TENNESSEE. SATURDAY, NOV-io
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A Perfect Harness dkkssing.
used dt ken, vomfn and tnu.r.:?c::.
A SHINE LASTS A WC. X.
A HANC50ME POLICE
IS WATER' P3Q0F.
EVERY Household EVERY Office
EVERY Mochanic EVERY Stable
M. run mt eum nwn&
Wiu IrtiN Old i Nt rurniituK and
win stain Oiah and Chinawari Varnish
Will Stain Tinware at tho
Win Stain youn Old BAOKtrs name
Win Stain Babvs Coach I time
WOLFF U RANDOLPH. Philadelphia.
Mk in Vruo, iiint ami Uoutcjtirnuh-.u mora.
IIow he Cools Off.
Among various expressions of in
telligence which often place a dog in
no mean comparison to his master, tt
ittle habit developed by n dog in the
suburbs is worth mentioning, says
the Boston Journal: "Whenever this
dog becomes angry instead of inak-
ng an exhibition of his temper he
turns away from the offending per
son as quickly as possible and makes
a bee line to the nearest brook. In a
few minutes he returns, dripping, but
serene, without a trace of his former
excitement in his manner. His
plunge has apparently cooled off all
angry foelings and even caused for
getfulness of causes of disturbance."
The Pulpit mid tho Stage.
Rev. F. M. Shrout, Pastor United
Brethren Church, Blue Mound, Kan.,
says: "I feel it my duty to tell what
wonders Dr. King's New Discovery
has done for me. My Lungs were
badly diseased, and my parishioners
thought I could live only a few
weeks. I took five bottles of
King's New Discovery and
sound and well, gaining 2(1 lbs
, Mixed Relationships.
Some years ago two farmers of
Polk county lost their wives by
death. They naturally felt lonesome,
and in due time began to think a sec
ond wife in each household would be
a most excellent addition tiiereto.
They were neighbors and friends,and
each had a family of children, inclu
ding one or more grown daughters.
After careful consideration, each
took the other's daughter as his sec
ond wife. Through these marriages
children were born to each. These
children now reside in Polk county.
What was the relationship between
the men and their wives, and in
what relationship did the children
stand to each othe" and to th old
folks ? The old farmers were lathers-in-law
to each other and also sons-in-law
to each other. Who will car
ry out the relationship of themothers
and their children ?
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
A certain euro for Chronic Sore Eyes,
Tetter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairio Scratches, Soro Nipples
and Piles. It is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds of cases havo been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed.
It is put up in 23 and CO cent boxes.
For sale by Riichey A Bostick.
PlTTTTfiW W Douglas Shoes ar
vau 1 lull warranted, and every pair
hait bin name aud price stamped ou bottom.
rSrcPB0' 28 UNION SQUARE.NY. Nr.-s-
ST.LOUIS.MO. J,l-Pi,l si wi J OAlLAS.TEX.
THURMAK BROS' & CO.
CHEAPEST MEIKIE KNOWS
CONSIDERING. QUALITY AND SIZE OF DOSE.
IT WILL ALSO CUBE
AND CHRONIO CONSTIPATION.
W. H. FLEMING,
The Care of the Throat.
This is the time of year when
school children begin to tie silk
handkerchiefs Jabout the throat. It
is not well to do this, if one can pos
sibly do without the mullling, for if
once begun, it must be carried through
the entire season, or colds will result.
Then, too, covering the throat is apt
to make it sensitive. The muscles of
the throat can be strengthened by
reasonable exposure. But singers
and speakers should always cover the
throat after singing or speaking,
when going into a cool loom, or into
the open air. A light bit of lace.or any
open work covering for the neck that
will admit of ventilation, is the best
It Happened iu 'a Uville, Tenn.
Mr. L. A. Oupton, a well known
grocer, corner of Broad imd Vine
Streets, Nashville Tenn., says he has
suffered untold agony from inflama
tory rheumatism, having been con
fined to bed irom time to time ; was
induced to try King's Itoyal Germa
teur after all other remedies bad
failed. Two bottles havo made a
thorough cure of him. Write him
for particulars. For sale by W. II.
Fleming, and llitchey & Bostick.
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How to Sweep a Store.
Direct to civ tuners from
!ioaicii:irU'l", at Mimic
bah! prices. All goods
giianinlccil. No money
uskud until Instrument's
art! leeched und fully
tested. Write us l)of(iro
lnMTlinslne. An Invest
ment of 2 cts.miiy savoy mi many Hollars. Address
Jesse Frofic!) Piano Organ Co.,
"Hello I Torn. Glad to see yon, old fellow I
It's almost ten years since wo wero married. Sit
down: let's have an experience meeting. How's
the wife f
"Oh I she's so-so, some as usual, always tyanU
lne something I can't afford."
" Well, wo all want something more than weve
got. Don't you. J"
"Yes : but I guess ' want wWbe my master.' I
started to keep down expenses ; and now says
I'm 'mean,' and she's tired of saving and never
liavln; anything to show for it. I saw your wife
We don't use a leaky old sprink
ling pot to son the floor an over in
puddles when we sweep. No, sir!
We have wet sawdust, and I put a
row of it across one end of the store
and sweep that right along to the
other endjust like a regiment march'
ing across a ten acre lot. It catches
all the dirt and carries it along. If it
gets a little dry I add some more.
Some folks scatter sowdust all over
the floor, but Mr. Vandcrs says that's
no good; that the reason for using
sawdust is to avoid wetting the floor
all over and to have something that
will absorb thedust. Com. Enquirer,
This is what you ought to have, in
fact you must have it to fully enjoy
life. Thousands are searching for it
daily, and mourning because they
find it not. Thousands upon thou
sands of dollars are spent annually by
our jieople in the hope that they may
attain this boon. And yet it may be
had by all. We guarantee that Elec
tric Bitters, if used according to direc
tions and the use persisted in, will
bring you Good Digestion and oust
the demon Dyspepsia and install in
stead Eupepsy. We recommend Elec
tric Isitters for Dyspepsia and all did
eases of the Stomach, Liver and Kis-
neys. sold at r()c and $100 per bottl
by llitchey & Bostick, Druggists. 4
A Bay of Hope
For all who are held by the chains of
scrofula or other diseases of the blood
comes from Hood's Sarsaparilla,
which by imparting the elements of
good health and strenght to the vital
fluid, dissolves the bonds of disease
and sets the captive free. No other
remedy in existence combines the
positive economy, the peculiar merit
and the medicinal power of Hood's
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy.
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy, a mar
velous cure for Catarrh, Diptheria,
Canker Mouth, and Ilead-Ache.
With each bottle there is an ingen
ious Nasal Injector for the more suc
cessful treatment of these complaints
without extra charge, l'rice rU cents.
Sold by W. II. Fleming. 2
The notion that the moon has an
influence on the weather has not been
supported by any scientific evidence.
Dr. G. Meyer, a German meteorolo
gist, has, however, recently made a
study of synoptic charts, and, on
eliminating local influences, has
found that the moon from September
to January lowers the height ot the
barometer when at the full, and
raises it during her first quarter.
This,or any other effect, is not oberv
able in other months.
'"lfcA - .v. 'A 'v. . VV.'-
Time Table McK & 11 S P.
10 50 am.
11 20 am.
1 1 45 HID.
11 55 mu.
....12 05 im.
12 45 Jim.
1 15 pui.
1 45 )im.
2 10 m.
Summitville 2 35 pin
Aianeiiester A lo pm.
Tullalioina 4 15 pm.
J 05 am.
3 35 aw.
3 54 am.
4 02 am.
4 10 am.
4 35 am.
5 05 am.
5 25 am.
5 45 am
6 05 am.
6 80 am.
7 20 am.
10 00 am.
10 45 am.
11 15 am.
11 35 am.
11 55 am.
12 15 pm.
12 45 pm.
I Oo pm.
S ii in mi t vil le ,
Rock Island ,
Walling 1 13 pm.
Holder 1 21 pm.
Doyle I 40 pm.
Ar. Sparta 2 05 pm.
Passenger trains pass Tullahouia eoine
outh 9 53 a ra, 10 24 p nt and 5 55 i iu : go
ing north, 4 32 p in, 2 58 a m, 7 32 a m.
5 30 am.
ti 30 am.
7 00 am.
7 25 am.
7 50 am.
8 15 am.
8 50 am.
9 15 am.
9 25 am.
9 35 am,
9 55 am.
10 25 am.
$3 SHOE GENTLEMEN.
Fine Calf and Laced Waterproof Grain.
The excellence and wearing qualities of thin shoe
rannot be better shown than by the atrons endorse
ment! ot Its thousands of constant wearers.
rallahoma to McMinnville Arrives 12:10 r
m.: leaves 5:20 a. m., daily except Sundays.
McMinnville to Sparta Arrives 5:30 a.m.;
leaves iz:uu p.m.; daily except Sundays.
itirougii man to and Irom beyond TuIIa
noma, arrives s.uu a. in., leaves, K'.OO m
KpprHlinna Nnrimu Irnvai K.'Ml m
$r".oo (.enulne Ilantl-eewed, an elegant and Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays; leaves
O stylish dress Shoe which commends itself, fi.fift a m nmno 1uva
A .00 Ifand-newed Welt. A fine calf Shoe 0,"u a" " ame uay; ,,1 ,
unequauea ror siyie ana auramiuy.
SO. 50 Goodyear Welt la the standard dress
O Shoe, at a popular price.
$0.50 Policeman's Khoe Is especially adapted
w ior raiiroaa men. larmen, eic.
All made In Congress, Ilutton and Lace.
$3 & $2 SHOES LADIES,
have been most favorably received since Introduced
and the recent Improvement make them superior
to any shoes sold at these prices.
A sic your Dealer, and if he cannot supply you send
direct to factory enclosing advertised price, or a
postal tor order blanks.
W. 1.. UOtGLAS, Brockton, Mas.
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It was just an ordinary scrap
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than anyone I ever knew.
My wife enn make a little go further
, yet she s always sur
prising me with some dainty contrivance that
adds to the comfort and beauty of our littleliome,
and she's always ' merry as a lark.' When I ask
how ebe manages it, she always lanchs and says:
Oh I that's my secret I ' But I think I've dis
covered her ' secret.' When we married, we both
knew wo should havo to be very careful, but she
made oue condition : she would have her Magazine
And she was right I I wouldn't do without it my.
self for donble the subscription price. We rear5
It together, from tho tllle-page to the last word
the stories keep our hearts yonng; the synopsl
of Important events and scientific matters keep
mo posted so that I can talk understanding ot
what Is going on : my wife is always trying soma
new Idea from the household department; sh.
makes all her dresses and those for the children,
and she gets all her patterns for nothing, with tha
Magazine ; and we saved Joe when he was so siclc
with theirronp, by doing just as directed in tho
(Sanitarian Department, itut I can't tell you half I"
' What wonderful Macazine is it f "
" IVmorcst's Family .Magazine, and"
" What ! Why that's what Lll wanted to bad,
and I told her It was an extravagance."
"Well, my friend, that's where yon maflo a
frrand mistake, nnd one yon'd better rectify as
soon as you can. I'll take your 'snb.' right here,
on my wife's account: she's bound to have a china
tea-set In time for our tin wedding next month.
Wy gold watch was the premium I got for getting
tp a club, llere's a copy, with the new Premium
Lift for clubs, the biggest thing ont I If yoa don't
ee In It what you want, you've only to write to
the publisher and tell him what yon want, whether
It is a tack hammeror a new. carriage, and he will
make special terms for yon, either for a club, or for
part cash, Itetter subscribe right Off and surprise
rs. Tom. Only $2.00 a year-will save fifty times
that In six months. Or Bend 10 cents direct to tho
publisher, W. Jennings Detnorest, 15 East Ulh
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tboPrrmlnm I.I.I ' " "
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but it saved her life.
one was in the last .stages ot con
sumption, told by physicians that she
was incurable and could live only a
short time: she weighed less than
seventy pounds. On a piece of wrap
ping paper she read of Dr. King's
Iew Discovery, and got a sample
bottle; it helped her, she bought a
large bottle, it helped her more, she
bought another and grew better fast,
continued to use it and is now strong,
healthy, rosy, plump, weighing 140
pounds. For fuller particulars send
stamp to W. II. Cole, druggist, For
Smith. Trial bottles of this wonder
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tick's Drug store. , 4
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Voltaic Belt Co.,
For lame back there is nothing bet
ter than to saturate a flannel cloth
with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and
bind it on the affected parts. Try it
and you will be surprised at the
prompt relief it affords. The same
treatment will cure rheumatism.
For snle by llitchey & Bostick.
Wood ashes may be saved for the
strawberry vines as well as for trees.
l ne best time to apply them is in
February or March, before the plants
shall have begun to bud. Scatter the
ashes freely along the rows, and do
not be afraid of allowing too much.
Is Life Worth Living.
Aot it you go through the world a
dyspeptic. Dr. Acker's Dyspepsia
-ablets are a positive cure for the
Torst forms of Dyspepsia, Indigestion.
Flatulency and Constipation. Cluar-
nntiiOfl anil wiilil r W IT llumino
t.t.tv I.. .v. own.. UJ ... ......,
Young shade trees should be trim'
med into shape the first few years af
ter having been set out. The beauty
of a shade tree depends upon the
shape given it when young.
Any mechanic who feels like de
spairing, because the world has not
gone well with him, should try, first
of all, to figure out to what extent the
world is to blame for his failure, and
to what extent he himself is to
blame. Ifhehasnot fitted himself
for success, it is his own fault that
success has not come to him.
Rev. Sum Jones
says after twenty years of untold suf
fering from nervous headache and
neuralgia, his wife was cured in two
weeks with King's Boyal Germa-
teur. The same grand remedy he
adds has cured my two daughters of
catarrh Write to him at Carters-
Ga., for particulars.
l'n tnV '
llcil-Akt'" is a spectic
I was in poor health and losing
flesh. The food I ate did not agree
with me. My liver, kidneys and
stomach all seemed deranged. I be
gan a use of Dr. Bull's Sarsaparilla
which has made me feel like a new
man and increased my weight. S'.
i. Xvtcton, Columbus, Ohio.
Female Weakness Positive Cure Free
To the Editor:
Flense inform your readers that I have
positive remedy for the thousand aud on
ills which Hnw irom (icnmi;ru leinnie or
pans. I shall be elad to send two bottles
of my remedy FRf.k to any lady if they will
send their Express and P. O. address
Yours respectfully. Dr. J. B. MAltCHISI
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you wait Preston's
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Webster's International Dictionary.
Editorial work upon this revision has been In
progress lor over 10 learn.
iNot less than one Hundred paid editorial
laborers havo been engaged upon it.
Over 300,000 expended in its preparation
before the first copy was printed.
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Smithville (route No. 19355) arrives 12:00
m., Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays;
leaves 1:00 p.m., same days.
iVooaoury Arrives 12 ni Wednesdays
and Saturdays ; leaves 1:00 p.m., same days.
worse Mioe J' alls Arrives 12:00 m., Wed
nesdays and Fridays: leaves 2:00 p. m..
Methodist Rev. J. T. Currv.
pastor; services every Sunday morning aud
night. Sunday-school at 9i a. M. Prayer
Unristian Services every aunday. Prayei
meeting Wednesday night.
Presbyterian Hcv. t . L. deeper, pastor.
Preaching every Sunday morning and night;
prayer meeting every A ednesday night.
Sunday-school every Sunday morning at 9
Cumberland Presbyterian" Rev. G. T.
Stainbaek pastorjservicesevery Sunday and
at night; prayermecting Wednesday night.
Sunday-school 9:30 a. ni.
Uaptist Dr. A. D. Phillips, pastor.
Preaching every Sund'ty morning and
night. Prayer meeting every Wednesday
night. Sunday school 9:30 a. m.
(1IIANCERY Sits4th Monday in May aud
J November; W. S. Bearden, C'hnncellor ;
C. Biles, Clerk.
IRCUIT Sits 2d Monday in January.
May, and September; M.D. Smallman,
Judge; W. V. Whitson, At-torney-General:
I. W. Smith , ClerK.
COUNTY Sits by quorum 1st Monday in
every month ; full court every quarter;
A. C. Myers, hsq., Chairman; A. II.
HER COUNTY OFFICIALS I. L.
Rheay, Sheriff; W. W. Miillicnn, Regis-
ter; Wm. G. Etter. Trustee and Tax Col
lector; John F. St. John, Tax Asscssser;
Geo. T. Purvis, Ranger; W. R. Bennett,
Jailer; W. N. Mitchell.CountySuperintend-
ent of Public Instruction.
MUNICIPAL OFFICERS Mayor, D. P..
Carson ; Aldermen. W. S. Livelv, W.
II. Sazar. W.C. Arledee, G. W. Hoodenpyl,
John B. i'iles, A. II. Faulkner. Street
Committee, G. W. Hoodenpvl, W. II. Sagar,
J. B. Biles.
1,1 & A. M. Warren No. 125 1st Thursday
. night in every month, in their hall over
the court room. I. J. Thi rman, W. M.
ROYAL ARCH CIIAPTER-3r Thurday
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IO. O. F. McMinnville, No. 140; every
Tuesday night, in their hall over Worn-
ack & Colville's store.
It. Pattekkon, N. G.
L, P, Gartxrk, Secretary.
Rebekah Degree, meets First Thursday
night in each month.
MRS. W. S. lilVKLY, JN . U.
Mrs. J. II. Sherrill, Secretary.
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