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SOUTHERN STANDARD MCMINNVILLE. TENNESSEE SATURDAY, NOV.22,i890
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And so yon thnnrfit 1 had next Bnmwond dmkT
Well, my boy. 1 mn nut jet n nihkioiuore. bt't hunt
Uut in my ill J i.nluul oim tainted vilU
Sold h vcrvvit.n'O.
WOLFF & HANDOI.FH. rhl!bdelphtA.
PIK-UON etnins whiten am; lacquers tin, iron or
bronee; japans carnages and bicycles.
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rmcAOO. 28 UNION SQUARE.NY.MNr,."
ST.LOUIS.MO. J,l-IMiH w OALLAS.TEX
THURMAN BROS' & CO.,
McMinnville, - Tennessee.
CHEAPEST 1IEDI(IE KNOWS
CONSIDERING QUALITY AND SIZE OF DOSE,
IT WILL ALSO CURE
AtiU VbKUIlIU vOi Oil? AXIOM.
W. H. FLEMING,
Ti'irrr t torn' tmucisfrom
?jxt!t?i licaiiqua: UT-. ul whole.
isn-rCi diit-kA euaraiiteeil. No lmiiiev
asUeil inilil in.-tnuiients
arc lcueiveil ami fully
testpil. rite befciro
iiinvlinslnir. An invest.
men t of 2 ctu.may save you many dollutd. Address
Jessa Francli Piano I Organ Co,,
'Hello I Tom. Clad to bcb you, old fellow 1
It' ilmoat tnn years r lnce we were married. 8lt
down: let's have au experience meeting. How's
"Oh 1 she's so-so, ame as nenal, always vfant
lnz something I can't afford."
Well, we all want something more than W0TS
got. Don't you f"
" Yes : but I guess ' want will le my master.' I
started to keep down expenses ; and now Lll says
I'm 'mean,' and she's tired of saving and never
having anything to show for it. I saw your wifo
down street, and she looked as bappy as aqueeu t"
"1 think she is ; and we are economical, too,-.
have to be. My wife can mako a little eo further
than anyone I ever knew, yet she's slways stir
prlxing me with some dainty contrivance that
adds to the comfort and beauty of onr little borne,
and she's always ' merry as a lark.' When I ask
bow she manages it, she always laughs and says:
Oh I that's my secret ! But I think I've dis
covered her 1 secret.' When we married, we both
knew we should have to be very careful, but sha
mad oneconditlon : she wonld nave her M&eazlns
And (he was right I I wouldn't do without it my.
self for double the snTmcriptlon price. We rear
it together, from the title-page to the last word .
the stories keep our hearts yonng ; the synopal"
of important eveuts and scleutiflc matters keep
me posted so that I can talk nndeTstandingly of
what is going on : my wife is al wtb trying some
new idea from the household department; shj
makes all her dresses and those for the children,
and she gets all her patterns for nothing, with the
Magazine ; and we saved Joewben he was so sick
with the croup, by doing Just as directed in the
Banitanan Department. But I can't tell you half I"
' What wonderrul Mapazine is it "
' Demorest's Family Magazine, and-'
" What I Why that's what Lil wanted B0 bad,
and 1 told her it was an extravagance."
" Well, mr friend, that's where yon made a
fraud mistake, and one you'd better rectify aa
soon as you can. I'll take your 'sub.' right here.
on my wire s account: she s Donna to have a china
toa-eetin time for our tin weddine next month.
TAj gold wati-n was the premium I got for getting
tip a club. Here's a copy, with the new Premium
List for clubs, the biggest thing ontl If you dont
see in it what you want, you've only to write to
the publisher and tell him what you want.whcther
it Is a tack-hammer or a new rarrlare.and he will
make special terms for you, either for a club, or for
pancuu. iiciier subscribe right on ana surprise
Mrs. Tom: Only fci.UO a year-will save fifty times
that in six months. Or send 10 cents direct to the
publisher, w. Jennlcgs IVmoreet, 15 East Hth
Ptreot, New York, for a sixscuncu codt contaloiu
tie Premium List.'
lh Vromiiim I.l.t " r w
Ve will club DphiopsN' Mt"'iuine and the
STANDARD foa -'iO per ver lor both. Semi
orders to the Standard.
h a specfic
5 I ljb. fM
There are 413 speck's of trees to be
founu within the limits of the United
States and Territories, 1G of which,
when perfectly seasoned will sink in
water. The heaviest of these is the
lack iron-wood (Condeliu form,)
which. Is more than 30 per cent.
heavier than water- Of the other 15,
the best known h the lignum vita)
(Guiacum sanctum.) Texas and New
Mexico, lands lull of queer creeping,
crawling, walking, and inanimate
things, ure the homes of a species ot
oak (Quercus grisea) which is about
1J times heavier than water, and
which, when green, will sink al
most as quick as a bar of iron. It
grows only in mountain regions, and
has been found westward as far as
Colorado desert, where it grows to
an elevation of 10,000 feet. All the
species heavier than water belong to
tropical Florida or in the arid west or
south-west. Commercial Advertiser.
This remedy is becoming so well
known and so popular as to need no
peclal mention. All who nave useu
Electric Bitters sing the same song of
praise. A purer medicine does not
exist and it is guaranteed to do all
that is claimed. Jlectnc Uitters
will cure all diseases of the Liver and
Kidneys, will remove Pimples, Boils,
Salt Rheum and other affections
caused by impure blood. Will drive
Malaria from the system and prevent
as well as cure all Malarial fevers.
For cure of Headache, Constipation
and Indigestion try Electric Bitters
Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or
money refunded. Price 5(1 cts. and
$1.00 ter bottle at Ritchey &
Bostick's Drugstore. 5
This is the appellation said to be
applied in the city of Washington to
a class of practitioners who are clerks
in the government ottices, and who
have taken a medical degree with a
view to practicing after the hours of
their official work are over.
Is Consumption Iiicui'ub;t)
Read the following: Mr. C. II.
Morris, Newark, Aik., says: "Was
down with Abscess of Lungs, and
friends and physicians pronounced
me an Incurable Consumptive. Be
gan taking Dr. King's New Dis
covery for Consumption, am now on
my third bottle, and able to oversee
the work on my farm. It is the
finest medicine ever made."
Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio,
says: "Had it not been for Dr. King's
New Discovery for Consumption 1
would have died of Lung Troubles.
Was givfln up by doctors. Am now
in best of health." Try it. Sample
bottles free at Ritchey & Bostick's
"It is not intellectual work that in
jures the brain," says the London
Hospital, "but emotional excitement.
Most men can stand the severest
thought and study of which their
brains are capable, and be none the
worse for it, for neither thought nor
study interferes with the recuperative
influence of sleep. It is ambition,
anxiety, and disappointment, the
hopes and fears, the loves and hates
of our lives, that wear out our ner
vous system and endanger the bal
ance of the brain."
It Happened In Chattanooga.
Rev. Charles E. Wright, pastor of
the Second Baptist church of this
city, states that his lo-year-old son,
who for the past six years has been
sorely afflicted with epilepsy, having
as many as a dozen convulsions a
day,has entirely recovered his health,
has gained fifteen pounds in flesh ;
this wonderful cure was made b,y the
use of King's Royal Germateur,
when physicians and other remedies
failed. Rev. Mr. Wright further
states that he gives the above Infor
mation with Christian convictions
and cheerfulneas for the benefit of
suffering humanity. This reliable
family medicine cures rheumatism,
neuralgia, catarrh, dyspepsia ; liver
and kidney trouble are dispelled at
once by its use, and for the correction
Sof female irregularities it stands with
out a peer.
Keep Up With the Times.
The world is getting wiser every day.
Mankind is constantly advancing from the
old to the new. As it is with Keligion, Art
and science, so it is with Medicine, hach
day adds to our knowledge of the human
body, and therefore to our ability to cure its
many ills. 1 he day of griping purging. de
bilitttting pills, for instance is rapidly pas
sing away and their places being taken by a
Bowel Regulator whose action is natural
and easy yet effective. Such a medicine is
Man-a-lin, a gentle laxative that acts direct
Iy upon the Liver and Kidneys, and leaves
no bad effects. It neither gripes nor purges
It not only cures Constipation, but. all the
disorders and diseases arising from it, and,
when taken from time to time in small doses,
prevents Constipation altogether. If you
need a Tonic, take Pe-ru-na. If vour Blood
is diseasedjou will find nothing Letter than
La-cu-pi-a. t or sale by Ritchey & Bostick
Andtlio.se troubli-d with ln-rvoiisness resulting
from care or overwork w ill be relieved by taking
. . . r Trij..
jpff'! . iiniri . Genuine
has trade mirk underused red Hues oa wrapper.
Be Careful What You Say.
The Farmers' Home.
Girls would be offended perhaps, if
I were to tell them they are all pro
fane, and yet more than many of
the words you use so lightly are pro
fane. The most sacred things are
mouthed as simple expletives, and
thus harnessed to the most trival
thoughts, become absolute profanity.
We must learn that to be profane is
not always to swear as men do. Be
choice In your selection of words. It
you wish to use strong language, are
there not long lists in Webster's Un
abridged, whereby the length and
breadth of thought may be gauged?
Do not be silly or trivial. Be merry,
happy, joyous, jolly, free; be girls in
all that word iraplies.for after awhile,
girlhood passes away, all too fleet of
foot, and though its successor isricher
and fuller, it is not girlhood, and so I
say be girlish, but don't use slang.
Itis not girlish, but "boorish," rude,
vulgar, unrefined, and altogether
unworthy the woman you are bound
to be, with the broadening vistas for
the woman of the future.
To Nervous Debilitated Men.
If you will send us your address
we will mail you our illustrated pam,
phlet explaing all about Dr. Dye's
Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belt and
Appliances, and their charming ef
fects upon the nervous dcbilited sys
tem, and how they will quickly re
store you to vigor, and manhood
Pamphlet free If you are thus af
llicted, we will send you a Belt and
Appliances on a trial
Voltaic Belt Co.,
Reporter Can I see Mrs. B?
Servant She's out, sir.
Reporter One of the family, then?
Servant All out, sir.
Reporter Well, wasn't there a fire
here last night?
Servant Yes; but that's out, too.
Ilcv. Sam Jones
says after twenty years of untold suf
fering from nervous headache and
neuralgia, his wife was cured in two
weeks with King's Royal Germa
teur. The same grand remedy he
adds has cured my two daughters of
catarrh Write to him at Carters
Ga., for particulars.
Gen. James Longstreet u e are
happy to state that this "old ,var
rior" is in better health than he has
been in years. He has been a great
sufferer from insomnia, indigestion
and rheumatism. King's Royal
(lermateur has cured him, and has
given him a lease of twenty years
more on his life.
Female Weakness Positive Cure Free.
To the Editor:
l'lease inform your readers that I have
msitive remedy for the thousand and one
ills which arise from deranged female or
gans. 1 shall be clad to send two bottles
of tny remedy free to any lady if they will
send their Express and P. O. address.
Yours respectfullv. Dr. J. 1$. MAKC11ISI,
183 Geuesee St., Utica, N. Y.
For lame back there is nothing bet
ter than to saturate a flannel cloth
with Chamberlain's Tain Balm and
bind it on the affected parts. Try it
and you will be surprised at the
prompt relief it affords. The same
treatment will cure rheumatism.
For sale by Ritchey & Bostick.
The Palpit and the Stage,
llev. F. M. Shrout, Pastor United
Brethren Church, Blue Mound, Kan.,
says: "I leel it my duty to ten wnat
wonders Dr. King's Psew Discovery
has done for me. My Lungs were
badly diseased, and my parishioners
thought I could live only a few
weeks. I took five bottles of Dr.
King's New Discovery and am
sound and well, gaining 2G lbs. in
The last spike on the Pike Peak's
railway was recently driven and the
first locomotive reached the summit.
It Happened in Xashvi lie, Tcnii.
Mr. L. A. Gupton, a well known
grocer, corner or uroau anu ine
Streets, Nashville Tenn., sayg he has
suffered untold agony from inflama-
tory rheumatism, having been con
lined to bed from time to time ; was
induced to try King's Boyal Germa
teur after all other remedies had
failed. Two Dottles have made a
thorough cure of him. Write him
for particulars. For sale by W. II.
Fleming, and Bitchey & Bostick
Rev. Dr. J. B. Hawthorne,
pastor First Baptist church, Atlanta,
Ga., was compelled to resign his pus
torate on account of chronic catarrh.
e are happy to say that he is en
tirely cured of this terrible disease,
not a symtom remains, and he is in
hetter health than he has been in
twenty-five years. King's Koyal
Germateur cured him.
Needing a tonic, or children thnt want building
IM, should lake
IlllOlVX'S IKON' HITTERS.
It is plt-anut to lake, cures Malaria, Indiges
tion, und lliliouanoss. All dealers keep it.
Subscribe for the Standard. $1.
Gen. fi. 1 M. Turner,
who for years past was a great suffer
er from rheumatism, has been thor
oughly cured by the use of King's
Royal Oermateur, after having tested
the treatments at Hot Springs with
no result. Write him at Memphis
New York Herald: The price of
window glass is going up. It is pret
ty tough to tax the light and sun.
shine in the poor man's cottage. But
McKinley has put acorns on the free
list. The hogs seem to have a better
chance than the wage earner.
The First Symptoms of Death.
Tired feeling, dull headache, pains
in various parts of the body, sinking
at the pit of the stomach, loss of ap
petite, feverishness, pimples or sores,
are all positive evidence of poisoned
blood. Iso matter how it became
poisoned it must be purified to avoid
death. Dr. Acker's English Blood
jhiixir nas never tailed to remove
scrofulous or syphilitic poisons. Sold
under positive guarantee by W. II.
Iteming, McMinnville. 1
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
A certain euro for Chronic Soro Eyes,
Tetter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairio Scratches, Sore Nipples
and Piles. It is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed.
It is put up in 23 and SO cunt boxes.
For sale by Ritchey & Bostick.
rATTTlflN v Donatio. Khoes mr
vAUllUil warranted, and every pnlr
has bis name auu price stamped oa oottom.
$3 SHOE GENTLEMEN.
Fine Calf and Laced Waterproof Grain.
The excellence and wearing qualities of this shoe
cannot be better shown than by the strong endorse
ments of its thousands of constant wearers.
tf.OO Genuine Ilnnil.nrwed. an eleeant and
A.OO Iland-sewed Welt. A line cult
stviisn aress Mioe wnicn commeuus useir.
unequalled tor style and durability,
SO. BO l.oouyear welt is i
O Shoe, at a nonular mice.
Is the standard dress
SQ.50 Policeman's Shoe 1b especially adapted
f ror railroad men, rarmers, etc.
All made in Congress, button and Lace,
$3&$2 SHOES LADIES,
have been most favorably received since Introduced
and the recent improvements make them superior
to any shoes sold at tnese prices.
Ask your Dealer, and If he cannot supply you send
direct to factory enclosing advertised price, or a
postal for order blanks.
W. L. DOLULAS, Brockton, Mass.
FOR SALE BY
J. C M. ROSS & SON,
1831" JS?"" 1891
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Timo Table McL! & M R S
Lv. Sparta 10 60 am. 3 05 am.
- " j A1 j oiii, a im mil.
Holders 11 45 am. 3 64 am.
" Walling 1155 am. 4 02 am.
" Rock Island 12 05 pm. 4 10 am.
" llnivtiiuil lO AK ..... A OC ...
-wv...uu. lit J'Ul. 1 OO aui
MnMinnvilla 1 1 ..... K or
..viiiumu i i, j juil. U IO OI1I.
Smartt 1 45 urn. 5 25 am.
" Xfnrriunit ) 10 ... R. An nn.
- tu 'iu. a t.j am
Summitville 2 35 pin. (i05am.
Manchester 3 15 inn. 6 30 am.
ir. Tulluhoma 4 15 tm. 7 20 am.
lv. Tulluhoma 10 00 am. 5 30 am.
Manchester 10 45 am. 6 30 am.
" Siliiiiiiiliiillu 11 H o... TAA.
w b . ,.,,.,..,11 llTCM. I WAUJ
Morrison 1135 am. 7 25 am.
Smartt 1155 am. 7 50 am.
McMinnville 12 15 pm. 8 15 am,
Rowland 12 45 pm. 8 50 am.
Rock Island 1 05 pm. 9 15 am.
Walling 113 pm. 9 25 am.
Holder 1 21 Dtn. 9 35 am.
" Doyle 140nm. 9 55 am.
Ar. Sparta 2 05 cm. 10 25 ana.
Passenger trains pass Tullahoma eoine
touth 9 53 a m, 10 24 p m and 5 55 p m ; go
ing north, 4 32 j m, 2 58 a ni, 7 32 a m.
Tullahoma to McMinnville Arrives 12:10 p.
m.: leaves 5:20 a, m., daily except Sundays.
McMinnville to Sparta Arrives 5:30 .in.:
leaves 12:00 p.m.; daily except Sundays.
Through mail to and from beyond Tulla
homa, arrives 8.00 a. m., leaves, l:00 m.
Beersheba bpnntrs Arrives C:30 p.m.:
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays ; leaves
o:uu a. m , same days.
Smithville (route No.l9355)-arrlves 12:00
m., Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays:
leaves 1:00 p.m., same days.
Woodbury Arrives 12 in., Wednesdays
and Saturdays ; leaves 1:00 p.m., same days.
uorse anoe r alls Arrives l2:UUm., Weil
uesJaysand Fridays: leaves 2:00 p.m..
pastor; services every Sunday morning and
nignt. Sunday-school at v'i a. m. Prayer
meeting Wednesday nighfc
Christian Services every Sunday. Travel
meeting Wednesday night.
Presbyterian Rev. F. h. Leeper, pastor.
Preaching every Suuday morning and uight;
prayer meeting every Wednesday night.
Sunday-school every Sunday morning at 9
Cumberland Presbyterian Piev. O. T.
3tainbackpastor;servicesevery Sunday and
at nignt; prayermeeting Wednesday night.
Sunday-school 9:30 a. in.
Baptist Ur. A. I.). Phillips, pastor.
Preaching every Sund:iy morning and
uight. Prayer meeting every Wednesday
night. Sunday school 9:30 a. m.
piIANCERY Sits 4th Monday in May and
W. S. Bearden, Chancellor:
J. C. Biles, Clerk.
CIRCUIT Sits 2d Monday in January,
May, and September; M.D. Smallman,
Judge ; W. V. Whitson, At-torncy-General:
I. W. Smith, Clerk.
COUNTY Sits by quorum 1st Monday iu
every month; full court every quarter;
a. u. Myers, tsq., Chairman; A. 11.
OTHER COUNTY OFFICIALS I. L.
Rheay, Sheriff; W. W. Mullican, Regis-
ter;Vm G. Etter, Trustee and Tax Col
lector; John F. St. John, Tax Assessser;
Geo. T. Purvis, Ranger; W.R.Bennett,
Jailer; W. N. Mitchell, Couuty Superintend
ent of Public Instruction.
MUNICIPAL OFFICERS Mayor, D. B.
Carson ; Aldermen. W. S. Lively, W.
H. Saear, W. C. Arledce, G. W. Hoodenpyl,
John B. Biles, A. II. Faulkner. Street
Committee, G. Vf. Hoodenpyl, W. II. Sagar,
J. B. Biles.
FA A. M
. night in
-Warren No. 125 1st Thursday
every month, in their hall over
the court room. I. J. Thurman, W. M.
ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER 3r Thurday
night in every month.
T. C. LlXD, II. P.
IO. O.F. McMinnville, No. 146; every
Tuesday night, in their hall over Worn-
ack & Colville's store.
R. Pattekhon, N. G.
L, T, Gautnkr, Secretary.
Rebekah Degree, meets First Thursday
oight in each month.
Mrs. w. s. lively, n. u.
Mrs. J. II. Shkrkii.L, Secretary.
KNIGniS OF HONOR Mountain City.
No. 140; meets in Masonic hall 2d and
1th Monday uightsin every month.
Tnos. Black. Rep. G. VV. Brittaijj.D.
KNIGHTS AND LADY'S HONOR 2nd
and 4thThursday nights in every month
8. i. Lil v ELY, r.
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A chance to make MONEY bv selling our
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FS." It is the fastest selling book ever
brought out in the South. Filty-two
Fall Fage Original Illustrations,
fresh and striking; humorous and serious.
It is the CHEAPEST BOOK for its size and
character ever published.
One agent sold lOil Copies in -Nashville
in H Uttjx. Price of outfit only 75 conlf.
If you are not satisfied when outfit received,
money refunded. Address,
SOUTHWESTERN PUB. HOUSE,
JjJJyJJjJ JJHCl XVivJvJxL
LEFTWICE & MAREUEY
will keep a full supply of fine Lime on hand
at their quarry on the Town Spring Bluff,
anl will also furnish
ir.any quantities. Orders for Rock Work
all kinds solicited, ami satisfaction guar
anteed on every contract.
Are Vroiten down front overwork or household
caros jjrown's Iron IJittcrs
rebuilds the system, aids digestion, removes ex
cess of bile, arid euros malnria. (Jet the fnuine.
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