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SOUTHERN STANDARD--MCMINNVILLE. TENNESSEE. SATURDAY, DEC'-'o, 18O0
U:e.l Ij nun. v.oinun oaii children.
Oh, Willlo, whon did yon put rod elMs in jou
Why Alien thit lbs same old gloss, but papa
painted it wiin
lad BTmytiiiriB looks rod and pretty.
WOLFF tt RANDOLPH, PMladolphlaW
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THURMAN BROS' & CO.
CHEAPEST MEDICINE KNOWN
CONSIDERING QUALITY AND SIZE OF DOSE.
IT WILL ALSO CURE
AND CHRONIC CONSTIPATION.
W. H. FLEMING,
Direct tocii1 tomci from
littiuliiimi'iLTs. lit whole
sale lri'Cd. All goods
guaranteed. No money
asked until Instrument's
are received mul fully
tested. Wrlto us before
tiuichaaliiij. An invest-
nicntof 2 cts.may save you many dollars. Address
Jasss rrench PfanoOrgan Co.,
"IIollol Tom. Glad to fee too. old fellow!
It's nlniost ten years i-incc we were married. Sit
down: let's Iiavo uu cxiierieuce uiuuting. How'a
tiie wife ?'
'oli ! ulio's po-ko, fume np nmal, always want
lu? 'imelliiiiz I can't afford."
" Well, we all want bomcthlug more tbaa wu've
pif. Don't you f"
"Ye: but I euepe 'want will be my master.' I
farted to keep down expenses : and now 1.11 says
1 1:1 'mean, mm hue men 01 Having uuu never
hnviir' aiivtnine to Htiow for H. I taw jour wire
diiwii freet !ind nho looked a? happy as a queen I"
" 1 liiink Hhe i-i : and we.are vcoiiomical. too.
Inv:' to Iv-. My wife enn make a little j;o fmtliei
til l 1 anv ii. e I "ev;r knew, vet ulie' alwayi sur-
1 r i . ; 1 1 it with mime ilaintv cnntrivinee tliat
mid- to the r.r.nf rt. and In-nulv of our little home,
rinl "lie's ahvuv ' ir.errv m a tar::.' When I asl
him ?lie inmi;ii;es i!, iie nlwuV Iimil'Iis and mivs:
'Oh! t'litV inv a-cret ! 1 lint 1 think I've ills-
r mvrrd iier ' -ecret.' When we married, we IxitU
knew w li mi l have to he very careful, but he
nnuluoiiuvondilii'ii: o)w wouid have herMucaiuo
Ami he wa rlirht I I wouldn't do without It mi.
f -If for double the sulwriotinn price. We rev
il toijet her, from the tiile-pii(;e to the last word.
t.in stones keep our nariit yorjns; me synopi,)-
rif important events ana selcntillr ninttern Keel
ran ponied so that I can tnlk undersiamiinly of
nliat is lfolni on ; my wife is always m ini; some
new idea from the houm-hold department: sr
makes all her dresses and those for the children,
mid she sen ill her patterns for notliinc w ith the
Magazine ; and we saved Jnewhen he us m sick
wiiti tlio croup, by doinpr just as directed in the
Sanitarian Depurtinent. lint I can't lull you hail 1"
' v hat wonderrul iM.vra;'.tue is 11 r
' IV-morest's Family Marar.ine. and
"What 1 Why that's what Lil wanted so bad,
ml I mid her U u ail extravagance.
"Well, my friend, that a where yon mnde a
trand mistake, and one you'd better rectify as
toon as you can. I'll lake vour sub.' rmtit here.
mi my wife's aeconet: she'n bound to have a china
tea-set in time for our tin wedding next month.
Jly cold watch was the premium 1 Rot for tettin?
up a club. Ucre'a a copy, with the new I'reuiiuni
List for clubs, ihc blmest thinp;out! If yon ilon't
tee in It what you want, yon've only to write o
the publisher and tell him what you want, whether
It is a tack-hammer or a new carnace.and he will
make specia. terms for von. either for a club, or ti
part cash, rtettcrsubsi rihe ripht oil and surprise
. Mre.Tom. Onlv jy.tm a year will save fifty nines
that In six months. Or send lOrents direct to thn
publisher, W. .lenninc lVmorst. Kast 14th
Street, New York, for a s;n ciiiu-u copy conUininf
W'e will club Pemocsts' Maa.Ioe and the
STASDARD foa $2.50 per year for both. Seud
orders to the masdaki.
Preston's "Hed-Ake ' is a specfic
PHulliM '"r'uij nrrrr -..r. - rT r. f , ,
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A Minister Ringing Door-Bolls.
Detroit Free Press.
A prt'cofious little rascal was notic
ed on Jefferson avenue in Detroit the
other day, making hia best endeavor
to ring n door-hell just beyond his
reach. A well-known minister hap
pened along, and with the impulses
of the good Samaritan, wanted to
help the hoy.
"Like to ring that hell, sonny?"
"Yes, sir, but I can't reach it."
The divine stepped to the vcrandu
and gave the hell a vigorous pull, as
he patted the interesting juvenile on
"Novv run like the devil!" shouted
the kid, as he shot down the street at
All the man could do was to laugh
at this deplorable bit of worldliness,
and make explanations when the
call was answered.
It Happened lu ' t . nnooga.
ltev. Charles E. Wright, pastor of
the Second Baptist church of this
city, states that his 15-year-old son,
who for the past six years has been
sorely afflicted with epilepsy, having
as many as a dozen convulsions
day,has entirely recovered hi health,
has gained fifteen pounds in flesh
this wonderful cure was made by the
use of King's Royal Germateur,
when physicians and other remedies
failed. Itev. Mr. Wright further
states that he gives the above infor
mation with Christian convictions
and cheerfulness for the benefit of
sufferintr humanity. This reliable
family medicine cures rheumatism
neuralgia, catarrh, dyspepsia ; liver
and kidney trouble are dispelled at
once by its use, and for the correction
of female irregularities it stands with
out a peer.
Where Our Young Men Attend Col
52 young men from Tennessee were
among the nearly 1,000 students from
24 States who attended the Commer
cial College of Kentucky University,
Lexington, Ky., this year.
Tliti roncltirin feiin ltMiir lliio-nriniv
arid painful sickness to robust health
marks an epoch iu the lite 01 the in
dividual. Such a remarkable event
is treasured in the memory and the
agency whereby the good health has
neen aitaineu is gruieiuny Diesseu.
Hence it is that so much is heard in
praise of Electric Bitters. So many
feel they owe their restoration to
health, to the use of the Great Alter
ative and Tonic. If you are troubled
with any disease of Kidneys, Liver
or Stomach, of long or short standing
you will surely find relief by use of
Electric IUtters. Sold at 50c. and $1
per bottle at Ritchey & IJostick's
Art, Not Nature.
"Mil tvhnttalhnt lone mnMiai-4"
"That is a rose, my child."
"But what, dear mother, is that
next to the rose?"
"A sunflower, darling."
"But, oh! what is that growing
next to the sunflower?"
"That is a pond lily."
"But, oh. dear mother, they are
growing out of the same vine!"
"That is the way, my child, they
grow on lambrequins."
The Pulpit nnd the Stage.
Rev. F. M. Shrout, Pastor United
Brethren Church, Blue Mound, Kan.
says: "1 leel it my duty to tell what
wonders Br. King's JSew Discovery
has done for me. My Lungs were
badly diseased, and my parishioners
thought I could live only a few
weeks. I took five bottles of Dr.
King's Tsew Discovery ana am
sound and well, gaining 2G lbs. in
Arthur Love, Manager Love's
Funny Folks Combination, writes:
"After a thorough trial and convinc
ing evidence, 1 am confident Br.
King's Isew Discovery for Consump
tion, beats 'em all, and cures when
everything else fails. The greatest
kindness I can do my many thous-
t ree trial bottles at Kitchey & lios
tick's Drug Store. Regular sizes f0c.
and f 1.00. 3
"On what ground, Mr. Cautious, do
you propose to break our engage
ment?" "There's no ground, Miss
Bellows; that's the trouble. I had
supposed, when we became engaged,
you owned a large farm. The Epoch
Bucklcu's Arnica Salve.
The Best Salve in the worid for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chap
ped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures
riles, or no pay required, it is
i guaranteed to give satisfaction, or
money reelunded. l'nce 'm cents per
box. For sale by Ritchey & Bostick.
Seeding a tonic, or chililn-n that want building
1111. snniini la"
BHOWX S IKON lUTTF.IlS.
Tt ti pleasant in take euros MalurU, Indiges
tion, and BuiouiiO!is. All dealers tetp it.
uuvusvxg dqj auj oquofeqng
As Viewed From Boston.'
Our Giamre I'miies.
An interesting slruirjrltf has been
going on in Oca la, Fla., during the!
ast week. The democrats have been
ndeavoring to secure such modifica
tions of the principles and demands
of the farmers' alliance that harmony
and co-operation may prevail be
tween them in 1892, while the repub-
icans have been striving to split the
alliance by internal dissensions so
that its political strength would be
dissipated and the third party move
ment be a failure. The prospects are
favorable for the democratic party.
It Happened in Nashville, Tenn.
Mr. L. A. Gupton, a well known
'ocer, corner of Broad and Vine
Streets, Nashville Tenn., says he ha3
suffered untold agony from inflama-
tory rheumatism, having been con
find to bed from time to time ; was
induced to try King's Royal Germa
teur after all other remedies had
failed. Two bottles nave made a
thorough cure of him. Write him
for particulars. For sale by W. II.
Fleming, and ltitchey & Bostick.
The Sugar Beet thinks that the
American sugar industry willcontin
ue in its. sickly condition until tariff
tinkering ends. It thinks that one
of the most important things that
could be done would be to strike out
the word "sugar" in all future con
gressional debates, thus allowing cap
italists who are intending to invest
or have already invested to know
what is to be expected from day to
(Jen. (J.P M. Turner,
who for years past was a great suffer
er from rheumatism, has been thor
oughly cured by the use of King's
Royal Germateur, after having tested
the treatments at Hot Springs with
no result. Write him at Memphis
or pa rticulars.
San Diego county; California, is an
unusually productive region. Last
year, it sent out ten thousand tons of
oranges and other fruits, one hun
dred and fifty thousand tons of hay
and grain, twenty thousand
tons of vegetables and two
thousand five hundred tons of
raisins. An experienced raisin
grower estimates uuiiornia s raisin
yield as superior to that of Spain,
which has been so long considered
the best source of supply.
Rev. Sam Jones
says after twenty years of untold suf
fering from nervous headache and
neuralgia, his wife was cured in two
weeks with King's Royal Germa
teur. The same grand remedy he
adds has cured my two daughters of
catarrh Write to him at Carters-
Ga., for particulars.
In a recent English novel, this de
scription of an American girl is found:
"The cold-blooded, cut-throat Amer
ican girl, calculating her romance by
the yard, booking her flirtations by
double-entry, and marrying at com
pound interest, with the head of a
railway president and the heart of an
quiraau." This was evidently
written by a jilted Englishman.
Good Advice in a Nutshell.
There are four organs in the human body
which are vital in their functions and deli
cate in their structure, and which give us an
immense amount of trouble. These are the
Heart, Stomach, Kidnevs and Liver. If they
give us trouble it is because we neglect or
abuse them, and of course we must take the
consequences. The diseases of these organs
are very numerous nnd often dangerous.
Luckily we now have a remedy which has
proved just the thing for this class of dis
eases, it is re-rn-na, a purely vegetable
compound, that strikes right at the root of
the whole trouble, lhis preparation was
used by Dr. Hartman most successfully in
his general practice for years before it was
placed before the general public; and it was
its remarkoble success in his private prac
tice that led him to place it before the pub
lic (or the benefit of mankind everywhere.
As a Tonic it is unexcelled, building up the
system weakened by constant toil, either
mental or physical. " As a remedy for Lung
Troubles, such as Consumption, it has ac
complished wonders. Its action on the Kid
neys is mild and effective. Its use will keep
the blood pure. Regulate the Bowels, if
necessary, with Man-a-lin. Price $1 per
bottle; b lor ror sale by Ritchey &
The family cradle of the Hohenzol-
lems was made in 1722, and has rock
ed every prince and princess of the
royal house of Prussia since that time.
It is of stout old oak, handsomely
carved, and round its four sides, in
large Latin letters, runs the text:
"He hath given His angels charge
over thee, that they keep thee in all
For pain in the stomach, colic and
cholera morbus there is nothing bet
ter than Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by
ltitchey A Bostick.
If you have licadacho trv Prcvton'.s
Kev. Dr. J. 15. Hawthorne,
pastor First Baptist church, Atlanta,
Ga., was compelled to resign his pas
torate on account of chronic catarrh.
We are happy to say that he is en
tirely cured of this terrible disease.
not a symtom remains, and lie is in
better health than he has been in
twenty-five years. King's ltoyal
Germateur cured him.
Gossips have small encouragement
in Japan. A half-dozen Japanese
editors, who wrote or spoke disre
spectfully of theold emperor Jimmu
who has been dead and gone these
six centuries or more, have been sen
tenced to four years' imprisonment
at hard labor, for their careless words.
English Spavin Liniment removes
all Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps
and Blemishes from horses, Blood
Spavin, Curbs, Splints, King Bone,
Sweeney, Stifles, Sprains, Sore and
Swollen Throat, Coughs, ect. Save
$50 by use of one bottle. Warrante
the most wonderful Blemish Cure
ever known. Sold by Uitchey &
Two young Frenchmen are at work
fitting up a balloon with scientific ap
paratus, etc., for a journey across the
Arctic Zone to see the North role.
To Nervous Debilitated Men.
If you will send us your address-
we will mail you our illustrated pain,
phlet explaing all about Dr. Dye's
Celebrated Electro-Voltaic licit nd
Appliances, and their charming ef-
iects upon tne nervous debihted sys
tern, and how they will quickly re
store you to vigor, and manhood
l'amphlet free If you are thus af
flicted, we will send you a Belt and
Appliances on a trial
Voltaic Belt Co.,
Duty. Carlyle says that one can
not move a step without meeting a
duty, and that the fact of mutual
helplessness is proved by the very
laci or ones existence. io man
liveth to himself, and no man dieth
Female Weakness Positive Cure Free.
To thk Editor:
rieiise iniorm your readers that 1 have a
positive remedy for the thousand and one
ills which arise from deranged female or
gans. 1 shall be trlail to send two bottles
of my remedy FRkb to any lady if they will
send their Express and 1'.' O. address.
ours respectfully. Dr. J. B. MARC1IISI,
183 Genesee St., Utica, N. Y.
Dom Pedro, the deposed Emperor
of Brazil, is now staying at Versailles,
where he spends much of his time
among the pictures. He is also en
gaged in the study of Hebrew and
Sanskrit, under the tutorship of the
German professor M. Seybold.
Chamberlain's Eye and
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
Tetter, Salt Eheum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairio Scratches, Soro Nipples
and Piles. It is cooling and soothing,
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed.
It is put up in 25 and CO cent boxes.
For sale by ltitchey & Bostick.
East Tennessee, Virginia & Georgia Ry.
NEW TIME TO FLORIDA.
3 Dally Trains.
CIIATTANOOOA TO ATLANTA.
Oct. IK. 11)0.
(E. T. V..V G.Ry.)
Lv. ninttanonya .
Lv. Union Station .
Lv. Central Station.
Ar. ATLANTA . .
Lv. Atl.uita . . . .
Ar. M ron . . . .
Ar. IUSUP . . .
(5. F. W. y.)
Ar. VVAYCROSS . .
Ar. I At K V1L1.E .
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JtV: ivf y ack & Colville s store
("4Pll iKragga r n It. Patieusox, N. G.
lSCv Xf "' " ''iWiaFti ' Gabtkeb Secretary.
A-fVy c.HjfoVS'&U Rebekah Degree, meets First Thursday
iti$p 'iWTv&iH night in each month.
ikAii MBS-J- S1,ERIL1" Secretary-
1.05 p.m. 7.30 a.m
3.0 p.m. 43 rn. 7.36p.m.
3.40 pm. 11.05 .m. 8,5c p.m.
6.4$ p.m. 3.10 p.m
10. ao p.m
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THROUGH CAR ARRANGEMENTS.
No. 6 carriei Pi
Ilman BufTel Sleeping Car Cin
No t carries Tullman Uui?et Sieepuif Car ChittanocK
No. 15. carrier Pullman Buffet Sleeping rii Cliatanof
)iacwn, aaJ 1'ulinun Cma:imrnt trs AtUir 1 to lirutiktK
B. W. WRENN,
General Pa.i. & Tat. Aga.
Time Table McM & li H R
I.v. Sparta 10 50 am. 3 05 am.
" Doyle 11 20 Hiii. 3 35 am.
" Holders 1145 am. 3 54 am.
" Walling 1155 am. 4 02 am.
" Ilock Islaud 12 05 i)iii. 4 10 am.
Uowluud 12 45 inii. 4 35 am.
McMinnville 1 15 pin. 5 05 am.
Suwtt 1 45 piu. 5 25 am.
Morridou 2 10 pm. 5 45 am
Sum uiitvillc 2 35 pm. 605am.
Manchester 3 15 pm. 6 30 am.
r. Tullulioiua 4 15 pm. 7 20 am.
hv. Tullulioiua 10 00 urn. 5 30 am.
Manchester 10 45 am. , 6 30 am.
Summitville 11 15 am. 7 00 am,
Morrison 1135 am. 7 25 am.
Smartt 11 55 am. 7 50 am.
McMinuville 1215 pm. 815 am.
Rowland 12 45 pm. 8 50 am.
Rock Island 1 05 pm. 9 15 am.
Walling 1 13 pm. 9 25 am.
Holder 1 21 pm. 9 35 am,
Doyle 1 40 pm. 9 55 am.
Ar. Spuria 2 05 pm. 10 25 aai.
Passenger trains puss Tullahoma eoine
south 9 53 a ru, 10 24 p 111 and 5 55 p m ; go
ing north, 4 32 p m, 2 58 a ni, 7 32 a 111.
rullahoma to McMinnville Arrives 12:10 p.
m.: leaves 5:20 a. in., diulv except Sundays.
McMinnville to Sparta Arrives 5:30 a.m.!
leaves 12:00 p.m.; daily except Sundays.
Through mail to and from beyond Tulla
homa. arrives 8.00 a. m.. leuves. 12.00 in.
Deersneoa springs Arrives o:30 p.m.
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays ; leaves
6:00 a. m , same days.
Smithville (route No.l9355)-arrIves 12:00
in., Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays;
leaves 1:00 p.m., same days.
Woodbury Arrives 12 m., Wednesdaya
and Saturdays; leaves 1:00 p.m., same days.
llorsc Slioe rails Arnvesl2:00 m.. Wed
nesdays and Fridays; leaves 2:00 p.m.,
Motlin.llufTfot- I T P.
pastor ; services every Sunday morning ana
light. Sunday-school at 9' A. M. Prayer
meeting Wednesday night.
Christian Services every Sunday. Travel
meeting Weduesday night. '
f resljyterinu Kev. t . L. Leeiu-r. pastor.
Preaching everv Sunday iiiurniiiL' and nicht:
prayer meetini; every Wednesday nieht.
Sunday-school every Sunday morninjratU
Cumberland Presbvteriah Rev. G. T.
Stainback pastorjservicesevery Sunday and
at night; prayermeeting Wednesday night.
Sunday-school 9:30 a. in.
liaptist Ur. A. I). Phillips, pastor.
Preaching every Suml-iy morning and
niu;ht. Prayer meeting every Wednesday
night. Sunday school !::(0 a. m.
CHANCERY Sits 4th Monday in May and
November; W. S. Bearden, Chancellor;
J. C. Biles, Clerk. . '
CIRCUIT Sits 2d Monday in January,
May, and September; M.D. Smallninn.
Judge; W. V. Whitson, At-torney-Gencral:
1. w. emith, uerK.
COUNTY Sits by quorum 1st Monday in
every month; full court every quarter;
a. Myers, hsq., Uliairmau ; A. It.
OTHER COUNTY OFFICIALS I. L.
Rlieay, Sheriff; AV W. Mullieun. Ueiris-
ter; Win. G. Kttei, Trustee and Tax Col
lector; John I. St. John, Tax Assessser;
Geo. T. Purvis, Ranirer: W. R. Bennett.
Jailer; W. N. Mitchell. Counts-Superintend-
ent of Public Instruction.
TUNICI PAL OFFICERS Mavnr Tt. T.
ill Carson; Aldermen, V. 8. Livelv. W.
II. SiiL'ar, W.C. Arledge, G. W. Hoodennvl.
John B. Biles, A. II. Faulkner. Street
Committee, (!. AV.
J. B. Biles.
Hoodenpyl, W. II. Sugar,
F&. A. M. Warren No. 125 1st Thursday
. night in every mouth, in their hulloveV
the court room. I. J. TllCKMAN, W. M.
ROYAL ARCH CIIAPTER-3r Thurday
night in every month.
T. C. LIXJ), II. P.
f O. O. F. McMinnville, No. 146;every
1. Tuesday night, in their hall over Worn-
RNIGnTS OF HONOR Mountain City,
No. 140; meets in Masonio hall 2d and
4th Monday nightsin every month.
Tlios. BLACK.Rep. G. W. Bbittain, D.
KNIGHTS AND LADY'S HONOR 2nd
and 4thThursday nights in every month
S. 1. lively, v.
THE LEST OF TIIE
Farm Crops A l'roceswes,
Horticulture & FriiU-Frowliig,
I.lve-Stock t Dairying,
While it also includes nil minor de)artmenls
of Rural interest, such M the Poultry Yard,
Etomology, Bee-Keepinj?! Greenhouse and
Grapery, Veterinary Replies, Farm Ques
tions and Answers, Firetmle Heading, Do
mestic Economy, and a summary of the
News of the Week. Its Market l'eports are
unusually complete, and much attention if
paid to the Prospects of the Crops, as throw
ing light upon one of the most important of
all questions When to Buy and t hen to
ISfU. It is liberally Illustrated, and by lie
cent Enlargement, contains more readinp
matter than ever before. The Subscription
Price is $2.50 per vear, but we offer a special
REDUCTION in bur
CLUB RATES 1011 1891!
Two Subscriptions, in one remittance 1
Six Subscriptions, do do 10
Twelve Subscriptions.do do 1H
TJrToatfSEw Snh.rriber fur 1S91, ;a.y
inn 111 aih-ance now, we will send the paper
WEEKLY, from our receipt of the remit
tance, to Jonuary 1st, 1891, vtmiOfT
chargk. Specimen Copies Free. Address,
T.I 1 III It TITKF.U A SOX, JVt i.
ALBANY, N. Y.