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FAIR PLAY. STE. GENEVIEVE, MISSOURI.
A Feeling of Security
You naturally feel secure -when you
know that tho medicine you are about to
Uke is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a mcdiclno is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Host, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The tame standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Hoot.
It is scientifically compounded from
It is not a stimulant and is taken in
It is not recommended for everything.
It is nature's great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad
A sworn statement of purity is with
very bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. If you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two Bizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Hinghnmton, N. Y., for a
ample bottle. When writing bo sure and
mention this paper. Advertisement.
Fatal to Friendship.
"Mr. Wndlclgh scorns to have few
"It's his own fault."
"He's always been lending sums
ranging from $10 to $!")0 to people who
talk ns If they would din of chagrin
If they owed him money longer than
24 hours, and then proceed to make
It a lifetime obligation." Birmingham
MOTHER, QUICK! GIVE
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
FOR CHILD'S BOWELS
Even a sick child loves the "fruity"
taste of "California Fig Syrup." If the
little tongue is coated, or if your child
la listless, cross, feverish, full of cold,
or has colic, a teaspoonful will never
fail to open the bowels. In a few
hours you can see ' for yourself how
thoroughly it works all the constipa
tion poison, sour bile anjl waste from
tho tender, little bowels and gives you
ft well, playful child ngaln.
Millions of mothers keep "California
Fig SyrupJ' handy. They know a tea
poonful today saves a sick child to
morrow. Ask your druggist for genulno
"California Fig Syrup" which has di
rections for babies and children of all
ges printed on bottle. Mother I You
must say, "California" or you may get
an imitation llg syrup. Advertisement
The Long and Short of It.
"Frank," observed tho wife, "you
were talking In your sleep last night
and you frequently spoke In terms of
endearment of n .certain Euphemla.
Who is Eiiphemla?"
"Why, my dear, that was my sis
ter's name" '
"Frank I Your sister's name was
"Yes, dear, but we called her Eu
phemla for shorty
Whatever his trlnls, the fanner does
not know the horror of having no
food In his cupboard.
Sl I .a
slsfiML hot waier
ZZW Sure Relief
"that good kind"
Cfiy it and you
, will know why
Let Cuticura Be
Your Beauty Doctor
Saap 25e, Ointment 25 asd 50c, Talons 2Sc
u .Brings Health
"UNIStll Th kInd f haalth that needs no
OV.ilVV Phytic. pIIL oil mineral water. In-
ternal bath or enema. Olvee relief
comfort, energy. Moner-baek guarantee
StnJ$l for Trial Jar
STEWART FOOD CO.
103 N. First St. St. Louie, Mo,
big knee Uke this, but your
horea mar hava a bunch or bruise
on Ma ankle, bock, stifle, knee or
will clean It off without Ur
ine up th horse. No blister,
o Bur gone, concsnuawo
only a few drape required at an
application. SJ3.W per ooiue uw
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(Copy for Thle Department Supplied by
the American Lectori Nw Service.)
WHISTLE BROUGHT HIM FAME
Restaurant Cook, Harry Keyntton
Jones, Famous at Author of
"Rose of No Man's Land."
From out the bustling kitchen of a
popular -summer resort restaurant near
St. Paul, Minn.,
there Issued dur
ing the vacation
songs and whis
tled ditties that
iar that Ameri
can Legion serv
ice men of tho
World war de
cided to investi
gate. They found
thu musician to be one Harry 'Keyn
ston Jones, a five-foot-ten Cockney,
also the restaurant cook.
Jones began his musical career as
chef of a Winnipeg grenadier regiment
during the war. Later he tended tho
private skillet of Gen. Sir Julian Ryng
nt Vimy HIdge, and more Important
than that, he wrote "Itose of No Man's
Land," the war song that had a long
run of popularity. A penny whistle
which lie bought and played for the
rlme purpose of amusing his kitchen
police caused his rise to music fame,
In France he was transferred to tho
officers' mess. There Lieutenant; Col
onel McRae, who later wrote "In Flan
ders Fields," heard the penny whls
tllng, and the two became friends.
Some time afterward they together
turned out the words and music ofj
the No Man's Land song.
Jones, wounded at Cambral, was In
valided back to Canada. After his
discharge from the hospital ho began,
a sightseeing tour of the stntes, de
pending upon his cooking ability foil
ready employment. He now has a
song with n New York publisher which
he, hqpos to put forth soon.
HEADS WAR DISABLED SCHOOL
Or. Arthur Davis Dean, Veteran of ths
World War and Educator of
Dr. Arthur Davis Dean, recently
chosen by the government ns school
all America's war
disabled, Is him
self a veteran of
the World war ns
well as an edu
cator of wide ex
perience and a
specialist In voca
During the war,
Dr. Dean, a major
In the sanitary
corps, worked on
the physical and niuiuui luuuoiuiiu.ou
of the sick and wounded as they were
returned to. the United States In al
most all the large government hos
pitals of the country. With nine
years' experience In vocational educa
tion work In New York state, he served
as heart of the division of vocntionnl
echools in the stnte department of ed
ucation from 1008 to 1017, when he be
came professor of vocational education
in Teachers' college, Columbia univer
sity. He directed the New York state
prison survey in 1010 and investigated
.tile possibilities of Industrial and ngrl-i
cultural education In Porto Rico for'
the Insular government.
Dr. Dean was born Sept. 15, 1872,.
at Cambridge, Mass., and was educated
at the Massachusetts Institute of Tech
nology. He is a member of Columbia
university post of the American Legion.
ONE-ARMED VET ALMOST WON
Ernest Mastros, Second In Swimming.
Race; Wounded Buddies Winner
and Third In Sprint.
The throng of spectators who
watched the finish of an exciting sprint
during a swim
ming meet In Mad
ison Square Gar-
den, New York,!
ly applauded the
efforts of Ernest'
Mastros, n little)
chap who brought)
up in second
place. Their en-
h n s I a s ra was
Die race had fin
ished and they saw Mastros as he was!
climbing' out of the big tank. He
had lost his left arm, serving with tho
American forces In France, and he
all but won the event by the sole'
power of his good right and his abun'
dance of gamcness.
However, the winner of the race,
William Mclntyre, also was wounded
in France, the surprised, crowd learned,
later, as was Harold B. Taylor, who
finished a close third In the same
match. The trio of wounded war vet
erans are members of the Metropoli
tan Life post of tho American Legion,
formed of men and women employees
vf the life Insurance coinpuny who
served during the World war.
"Made Ha Well and Strong"
ANOTHER WOMAN WHO IS THANKFUL FOR
1 bare taken I'TerM bottles of re- ri-n i
and llnd It a McM benefit. 1 had pMni In
nr etomtch and boweU, but j tbn use of
Pe ru-na and Msn-a-ltn, I am well and
trong strain. 1 lwyKcf p a few liottloa
laUiohouie." Mae, Oncin okat.
lit iHo.2, coin,
tf M flmm an(Anmi fa tttftf. mftrn arfdenM that P-R1-M
Is quite oa good a remedy lor catarrh of the stomach, bowels or
omer organa as it w lor cougns, vuiu, m
Po-ru-na li a wonderfully Una taudldno to nave la tho house
for everyday Ilia.
StBdtoihtPirvnaCompMay, CoIatnbttM, Ohio tor trm
ootfsf and mtdlcal advice.
TaMeti or Liqui'J 3
Sold ETerrwIiere) A
Polite to Dog.
Little .Tacky Look, mother I That
bulldog looks like Aunt Emily.
Mother Hush, child 1 Don't sny
Little .Tacky Well, mnmma, the dog
can't hear It. Boston Globe.
Allays Irritation, Soothes and Heals
Throat and Lung Inflammation.
The almost constant irritation of a
cough keeps tho delicate mucous mem
brane of the throat and lungs in a con
Scstcd condition, which Boschee's Syrup
gently and quickly soothes nnd heals.
For this reason It has been a favorite
household remedy for colds, coughs,
bronchitis and especially for lung
troubles In millions of homes all over
the world for the last llfty-flve years,
enabling the patient to obtain a good
night's rest, free from coughing, with
easy expectoration in the morning.
You can buy Boschee's Syrup wherever
medicines are sold. Advertisement.
Hard Working Millionaire.
Some people think that when n man
has made n fortune ho "takes It easy."
Listen to Lord Levcrhulme :
"For eighteen months now I have
been getting up nt half-past four In
the morning, and have been at work
at half-past five after some light gym
nastics. It Is unavoidable at the pres
ent moment In my case, and I hnve
got to do It. If you ask me whether
I like It, I am not certain that I do,
but T hnve got to do It."
Profits of Production.
Two farmers met after church
usual and hud this conversation:
"Sold your pig?"
"Whnt'd ye get?"
"Whnt'd It cost ye to raise It?"
"Pnld ?H for the shout, $5 for the
lumber In the pen and house and $5
more for the feed."
"Didn't make much, did ye?"
"No, but I had the use of the pig all
summer." Honolulu Stnr-Hulletln.
A Lady of Distinction
Is recognized by the dellcute fascinat
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a dtistlng with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually menns a clear,
sweet, healthy skin. Advertisement.
The door closed behind an irate
neighbor who hud come to complain
regarding certuin of Willie's shortcom
ings. A few moments Inter, ns Willie was
tearfully preparing for a prematurely
early bedtime, he said to his mother:
"I wish we lived In heaven mother."
His mother demanded to know the
cause of his sudden aspiration to
wards better things.
"Oh, well," he sighed, "you know
the nngcls wouldn't be half as hard
to please as the neighbors ore."
Western Canada Offers
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. ... . nw A ti'.mfttnAca tn ttintt
aandsot home scr.krrs and their families who nave)
Kttled on her FREE homesteads or bought landat
attractive prices. They have eatabllehed their own
homee and secured prosperity and independence.
in me great graiu-Ki'mu "
provinces there is still to be had on ensy term
CartHa I sinii a SIR t X 3U 111 1CTB
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lana similar io inai wiutii iiuuuhh " J, z
has yielded from 20 to 43 bushels of wheat
to the acre oats, barley and flax also in Brest
abundance, while ralainB horaca, cattle, heep
and hogs is equally profitable. Hundreds ot farm,
era In Western Canada have raised crops In a single
season worth more than the whole cost of Iheir
land. Healthful climate, good neighbors, churches,
choola, rural telephone, excellent markets and
ahlppin facilities. The climate and soil offer
tnducementa for almost every brancn cl
agriculture, ine navaniagea iui
Dalrylnsr, Mixed Farming
nrl Clark Ralalnor
make a tremendous appeal to industrious set-
uers wisning iu mipiuyc men
ODDortiinltlM In Mtnltobt, bktchwn. AlUrta
and Brituh Columbia, reduced nllwaj rsUe.
' F. H. Hewitt, 2012 Main St., Kansas
"! U . f" I llmnirrilMt. Knnm
412.' 112 W. Adams St, Chicaio. 111.
Authwleatf Agsnt, Dept. of ImmtsrstlM
ana Kaianiaaitvn. wvm.nnn ... -
The person who has no will of his
own has an Incurable malady.
Lemon Juice Now Powdered.
One of tho newest fruit products
Is powdered Vernon Julre. It is pure
Juice reduced to a perfectly soluble
powder. The process Is sold to be nn
adaptation of the well-known spray
method 'of reducing mill: to powdered
NAME "BAYER" IS ON
Take Tablets Without Fear, If You
See the Safety "Bayer
If you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for
over twenty-one years, you must ask
for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin."
The "Bayer Cross" Is stumped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imita
Every Individual has a place to fill
in the world, and is Important In
Borne respect, whether ho choses to
be so or not. Hawthorne.
When death stares a man in the face
and he lives to tell the tale he spends
a lot of time telling It
Gone for Good.
"Now," snld the great magician,
rolling up ills sleeves to show that h
hud no concealed mechanism to de
ceive the eyes, "I shall attempt rajr,
Taking from his pocket a half dol
lar he said: "I shall cuuse this col
to disappear utterly."
So saying he loaned It to a friend.
DYED HER SKIRT, DRESS,
SWEATER AND DRAPERIES
Each package of "Diamond Dyes" eo
tains directions so simple any woman east
dye or tint her worn, shabby dresaea,
skirts, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters,
covenncs, draperies, hangings, everything,
even if she has never dyed before. Bay
"Diamond Dyes" no other kind then per
fect home dyeing is sure because Diamond
Dyes are guaranteed not to spot, fade,
streak, or run. Tell your druggist whethar
the material you wish to dye is wool m
silk, or whether it is linen, cottom 9B
mixed goods. advertisement.
No Show for Him.
"Is your husband much of a tnlkerf
"Really, I can't say. I never gave hlaf
chance enough to determine."
The average man appreciates tba
loan of $5 today far more than he will
a $500 funeral later.
New Economy in 'Home-Baking"
New economy and new satisfaction have been made possible by producing
Dr. Price's Baking Powder with Phosphate instead of 'Cream of Tartar and
selling it at 25a for a large-size 12-oz. can. Think of it I
For a large size can, 12 oz.
Dr. Price's Phosphate Baking Powder is the most wholesome low priced baking
powder obtainable. It contains no alum and is made in the same Dr. Price
Factories that have been famous for the quality of their products for nearly 70 years.
I tablespoons shortening;
1 cup sugar
S ounces unsweetened chocolatt)
y, teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cop flour
1 teaspoon Dr. Priie's Baking Fowdtr
H cup nut meats chopped not too fins
Melt shortening; add sugar and unbeaten egg; mix well; add chocolate which hat been
melted; vanilla and milk; add flour which has been sifted with the baking powder: add
nut meats and mix well. Spread very thinly on greased shallow cake pan, and bake in
slow oven from 20 to 30 minutes. Cut into 8-inch squares while still warm and before
removing from pan.
New Dr. Price Cook Book Free
This Cook Book is the latest authority on all that is best in home-baking and
contains over 400 delightful, dependable recipes. Do not miss the opportunity
to get your copy of this helpful book free.
On Sale at all Grocers