Newspaper Page Text
THE DAILY BULLETIN.
SATURDAY EVENING. JULY 14, 1883.
OUR AGENTS. The following persons
rue tiie imiliiulziHl mteut for the Dailv Bcl
liETiN nl the places tinmeil. Jor
subscription or ad vei tiding mny be made
Shannon Wm. Clni v.
Lewishuho W. T. Beny,
Minekva V. II. Hitwei,
Mt. Olivet Peter Myets.
Helena. H. M. Harilsou.
OUANOSIIUHO 11. P. Tolle.
JIT. S Hliglllx.
TOCKAHOK. W. L. Ilolton.
slack's P. O.-M. V. Moian.
Elizaville. V. H. Stewart.
UKKMANTOWN Rigdoil it UlO.
Fakuow's Stoke s. T. Km 1 ow.
Mt. C.U'.mkl T. A. Henderson.
Fkkjj Leaf Harry Uurgoyue
Muiti'insviM.K. W. T. Tonilln.
Fouman'sSI'kisos. J M. Hawley.
Washington Miss Anna Thomas.
Johnson Junction. Smmgs& Hro.
HiLLHiioKo. Hev. W. H. Baiksdnle.
The above number repiesents the circulation,
each week of the Daily ami Weekly
Bulletin. Advertises are Invited to call
and assure themselves ot the truth of the
statement, and they nieiequested to bear lu
mind that our rates lor advertising are the
THE BAD HOY.
" Here, condemn you, you will pay for
thnt cat," said the grocery man to tho bad
boy, as he came iu tho store all broke up
tho morning after the 4th of July.
" What cat?" said the boy, as he leaned
against the zinc ico box to cool his back,
which had been having trouble with
a bunch of fire crackers in his pistol
pocket. " Wo haven't ordered any
cat sent to our house ! We get our sausage
at the market," and tho boy rubbed
some cold cream on his nose and eyebrows,
where the skin was off.
" Yes, that is all right enough," said
tho grocery man, "but somebody who
knew where that cit slept, in the "box of
sawdust back of the store, filled it full of
lire crackers Wednesday afternoon, when
I was out to tee tho pi occasion, and
never notified the cat, and touched them
off, and tho cat went through the roof of
the shed, and she hasn't got hair enough
loft on her to put in tea. Now, you
didn't show up all tho forenoon, and I
went and asked your ma where you was,
and she said you had been setting up
four nights s might along with a sick
boy in the 'lnird Ward, and you was
sleeping all tho foienoon tho 4th of July.
If that is so, that lets you out on tho cat,
but it don't stand to'reason. Own up,
now, was you asleep all the forenoon, the
4th, while" other boys were celebrating,
or did you scorch in y cat?" and
man looked at :he boy as though he
would believe every word ho said, if he
N " Well," said tho bad boy, as he yawned
us though he had been up all night,
"I am innocent of sitting up with your
cit, but I plead guilty to situti'.' up with
Dully. Yo i Be-, I am bad. and it don't
make any diffeience where 1 am, and
Duffy thumped me once, when we were
playing marbles, and I said I would get
even with him some time. His ma
washes tor us, and when she told me that
her boy w.is sick, with lever, and had
nobody to stay with him while she was
away, I thought it would bo a good way
to get oven with Duffy when ho was
weak, and I wont down theie to his
shanty aud gave him his medicine, and
read to him all dey, and ho cried, 'cause
he knew I ought to have mauled him,
and that night I sat up with him while
his ma did the ironing, and Dufly was so
glad that I went down everv day, and
buyed there every night, and lired medicine
down him, and lot his ma sleep, and
Duffy has got madied on me, and lie
says I will be an anirol when I die. Lust
nibt makes flvo nights I have sat up
wan nun, aim no mis got so lie can oat
beef tea and Mv irirl went
back on mo 'cuifo she said! was hitting
up with another girl, bho said that
Duffy story was too "thin, but Duffy's ma
was washing at my girl's house and sue
proved what I said, audi was all right
again. 1 slept all the foienoon tho 4th,
and then stayed with Duffy till 4 o'clock,
and got a furlough and took my girl to
tho Soldieis' Home. I had lather ait
up with Duffy, though."
"0, iret out". You can't make mo believe
you h id rather stay in a sick room
and set up with a boy, than to take a girl
to tho lth of Julv," said tho groceiy
man, as he took a brush and wiped the
buwdust off soino bottles of peppeisauue
that ho was taking out of a box. "You
didn't luvo any tioublo with tho girl, did
"No, nut with 'her," wild tho
boy, as lie looked into tho little
round zinc mirror to see if his
eyebrows were beginning to grow.
"JJut her pa is so unieasouable. I tliikn
u man ought to know bettor than to kick
a boy light wheie ho has had a pack of
lire crackers uxpiodu in his pocket. You
too when I biought tho gin back homo,
was a wreck. Don't you novor take
a( gill to tho 4th of Julv. T.iko tho advice
of a boy who has liad experience1.
We havn't moie thau got to tho 6'oldiei's
Homo grounds before some boys who
wero playing tag grabbed hold of my
girl's crushed starwberrv polonaise auu
ripped it off. That inncio her mad, and
Blio wanted tuo to tako offense at it, and I
tried to reason with tho boys and they
jumped on mo, and I see the only way tb
got out of it honorably, was to get out
real spry, and I got out. Then wo sat
-down under a tree, to eat lunch, and my
girl swallowed a picklo tho wrong way,
uiid I pounded her on tho back, tho way
ma does mo when I choke, and she
yelled, and a policeman grabbed me and
shook me, and asked me what I was hurting
that poor girl for, and told me if I
did it again ho would arrest me.
went wrong. After dark somebody
fired a roinan candlo into my girl's hat,
and pet it on fire, nnd I grabbed the hat
and stamped on it,. and spoiled her hair
that her ma bought her. By gosh, I
thought her hair ws curly, but when the
wig was off, her own hair was as straight
as could be. But she was purty all the
same. Wo got under another treo, to get
away from the smell of burned hair, and
a boy set off a nigmer chaser, and it ran
right at my girl's feet, aud burned her
stocking?, and a woman put tho fire
out for her, while I looked for tho boy
that fired the nigger chaser, btit I didn't
want to find him. She was prettv near
a wreck by that time, though she had all
hor dress left except tiio polonaise, and
we went and sat under a tree in a quiet
place, and put my around her and told
her never to mind "the accidents, cause it
would bo dark when we not home, and
just then a spark drapped down through
me ii eo mm ien in my pistol pocKei,
riirht next to her, where my bunch of fire
crackers was, and they began to go off.
Well, I never saw such a sight as sjio
was. Her dreg was one of mosquito
bars cheese cloth dresses, and it
burned just like punk. I had presence
of mind enough to roll hor on the grass
and put out the fire, but in doing that I
neglected my own conflagration, and
when I got her put out, my co.it tail and
trowsers weio a total loss. Mv, but she.
looked like a coose that has been picked.
and I looked like a, fireman that has fell
through a hatch wav. My girl wanted to,
yu iiuuiu, uiiu j. muiv iiui iiumi;, miu iiui
pn was setting on the Iront steps, nnd ho
wouliln t except her, looking that way.
Ho said he placed in my possession!!
whole girl, clothed and "in her right
mind, nnd I had brought back ti burnt offering.
He teaches in onrSuudiiy Echool,
nnd Knows how to taU pious," but his
b xts nre offul thick. I tried to explain
that I was not responsible for the
nnd that he could bring in n bill
against the govemmint, nnd I showed
him how I was bereaved of a coat tail
and some pants, but ho wouldn't reason
nt all, nnd when his foot hit me J thought
it was the resurrection, sure, nnd when I
got over the fence, and had picked myself
up I never stopped till I got to
Duffy's and I set up with him, cause I
thought her pa wns aftor me, and I
thought he wouldn't enter a sick room
room and maul n watcher nt the bedside
of an invalid. But that settles it with
mo about celebrating. I don't care if we
did whip tho British, after declaring independence,
I don't want my pants burnt
oil. What is the declaration of independence
good for to a girl who loses her polonaise,
and has hor lnir burned olF, and
n nigger chafer bumin; her stockings?
No, sir, they may talk aoout the glorious
4th of July, but it will bring buck that
bloiule wiir, or retail my coat? Hereafter
I am lebel, and I will go out in the woods
the way pa does, and come home witii a
black eye, got in rational way."
" What, did your pa get a black eye,
too? I hadn't heard a thihir about that,"
said tho grocery anan, giving the boy a
handful of unbaked pe muts to draw liim
out. Didn't get to figlning, did he?"
"No, pa don't fight. It is wiong, he
says, to light, unless you are sure you can
whip the fellow, and pa ahvavs gets
whipped, so he quit lighting. vou see,
one of tho deacons in our church lives
out on a farm, anil all his folks w'eie
lo snmul thi 4rh. and lin Inul
to do nil tho chores, so he invited pa and
ma to come out to the farm and have n
nii'O quiet time and they went. There is
nothing pi likes better than to go out on
a farm and pretend he knows everything.
When the farmer got pa and ina out
there he set them to work, and ma i-hell-ed
pt as while pa went to dig potatoes for
dinner. I think it was mean for the
deacon to send pa out in the corn field to
dig potates, to bet tho dog on pa, and
tree him in an apple tiee near the bee
hives, and then go visit with ma and
leave pa in the tree with the dog barking
at him. Pa said he never knew how
mean a deacon could be, uutil he had sat
on a limb of that apple tree all the afternoon.
About time to do chores the
farmer came and found pa, and called
the dog oil', and pa came down, and then
tho farmer played the ineunest trick ot
all. Ho said city people didn't know
how to milk cows, nnd pa said he wished
tie had as many dollais as ho knew how
to milk cows. He 6aid his spechulty
was milking kicking cows, and tho farmer
gave pa a tin pail aud a milking stool,
and let down the burs, and pointed out to
pa 'the worst cow on the place. Pa know
liim reputation was at stake, nnd ho went
up to the cow and punched it in the
11 ink and said, 'hist, confound you.'
Well, the cow wasn't a lusting cow, but
a histing bull, and pa know it was a bull
as quick as ho seo it put down its head
and beller, and pa dropped tho pail and
stool and started for tho bais, and the
bull after pa. I don't think it was light
in ma to bet two shillings with the
farmer that pa would get to the bars
tho bull d.d, though she won the
bet. Pa said he know it was a bull just
as soon as tho horns got tangled up in
his coat tail, and when ho struck on tho I
other side of the bars, and his nose hit)
the ash barrel wheie they make lye for
soap, pa said ho 6.iv moie fheworks than
we did at tho Soldiers' Home. Pa
wouldn't celebrate nny more, nnd ho1
came home, after thanking the fanner j
for his courtesies, but ho wants me to
borrow a gun and go out with him hunting.
Wo nro going to shoot a bull aud a
dog, and eoniu bees, may be we will
shoot tho farmer. If m kinns nn na mini
as ho is now. Well, wo wont have another
4th of July for a year, and may be,
by that tinio my gill's polonaUe and 'hair
will crow oat, and that bull mav become'
gentle, so pa can milk it. Ta-ta."
. . . --
The Gieenbnckors of Iown have nominated
Gen. J. B. Weavor for Governor.
DkLes&eps hits been nuthoiized to construct
a second Suez cnnal for England.
The North German Gnzetto defends
tho action of tho Gorman Government
in interdicting tho importation of
pork, by quoting from a Cincinnati
paper thp statement that half tho lard
manufactured in America consists of cottonseed
oil, tallow, clay nnd water.
" The following arc among the leading
Business Establishments of Maysvllle, Customers
will find these houses reliable and occupying
a commnndlug position In their respective
Locksmiths and Bell-Hangers.
Are prepared to put up Electrlo Houe Bells
which are not exposed In the room like the
old style. Pa Ices low. Call and see samples,
SecoudStieot, myU MAYSVILLE, KV.
a a. nnowxiNo, m. i
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office nnd lesldence south-east comer of
Thhd aud Sutton streets. Will give special
attention to diseases peculiar to females.
A ft'INCH A CO.,
GRAIN. FLOUR and HEMP.
Cor. TJttrd and Sutton Streets,
mchSOly MAYSVILLE, KY.
A M. ROGERS,
Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps.
41 E. Sec. St, , mcli301y MAYSVILLE, KY,
"ROOT A "NTH QTTOP QTHPT"
, Custom woik a specialty. Large stock. All
TrWlJ7t doors below D. A.
Hlchaidsou it (Jo's uioceiv.
nld&wly MAYSVILLE, KY.
Dealers In Staple and Fancy
Ho. 3. Enterprise Block, Second Street,
nplddly MAYSVILLE, ICY.
Second street, next door to Dr. Martin's
apIOdly MAYSVILLE. KY.
ItOJlEKr D.IWSO.V fc CO..
CIGARS and C0NFECJI0NERY.
ICECREAM A SPECIALTY.
FRESH ROLLS AND CAKES EVERY DAY.
Second Street, EAST MAYSVILLE.
r s.lnlxcii imo,
Boots, Shoes, leather
And FIN DINGS,
No. 1, Second, cor. Sutton streets.
luchdldly MAYSVILLE, KY.
rye. t. ii. x smith,
Will devote his whole time to the preset
of the natural teeth. Dr. C. v. Waidle
will take charge ol all the mechanical work,
such as nold, sflver.coutluuousgum, celluloid
and rubber plates. mchSldly
PjlGXEW A AliLEX,
STOVES, GRATES, TINWARE,
mantels, etc. Solo agents for the celebrated
Omaha and Lea ler stoves. Roonuu and
piomptlyand satisfactorily done.
Miuketaud Thlid etieots, A. R. Gins-cock's
old stand. aplltidlw
F It VN1C DKVIXE,
Propilctor of the celebrated brands: Hold
the Foit, Parlor Queen and Mother Hubbard.
Best cigars lu the market. Full variety of
Second street. ally MAYSVILLE, KY.
Lji II. TKAXEIi,
BAKER AND CONFECTIONER.
Ice ci earn parlors open for the season. Absolutely
pure candles, Fresh bread of all
kinds Furnishing weddings and parties a
specialty. Prlcos low. majMdly
p M. WILLIAM 8,
'Contractor and Builder
Plans aud Specifications furnished nnd
nil work promptly and satisfactorily done.
Shop on second street, opposite High school.
apIOdly MAYSVILLE, KY.
Pineapple Hams. Home-made feast Cakes.
may30dly SECOND STREET.
-I S. JU1)I, i
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Ileal INtiitonml Collecting Agency.
Com t St., (ap!2dly) MAYSVILLE. KY.
p EO. COXA SON,
Dealeis lu Staple and Fancy
mchSlIy MAYSVILLE, KY.
t J OLT ItlCUESOX,
De.ilei lu Staple aud Faucy
has REMOVED from his old Maud to the
building ou Second stieet lately occupied by
TTVNT t IOYLE,
Eveiy new shade In
CiushetUStiawberry, Eloctilc Blue, Egyptian
etc., and new Tilmmlugrf to match.
Second St., mchSlly MAYSVILLE, KY.
JOHN W HEELER.
Daily FISH Market.
River, Lake and salt water nsh. Prices
duced 'this day to 8 and lu cents a pound
Market stieet, aia MAYSVILLE, KY.
JOHN II. l'OYNTZ, JR.,
Oldest and best Companies. Iusutes for
full vnluo. Low rates Losses nromntlv nald
No discounts No delays, umce corner inira
uuii .Muiizoi siroois. apIOdly
TAS. B. HAI.IiEK, CLARENCE L. SALLKE'
Bailee A Nallee,
ATTORNEY AT LAW i
INSURANCE.and REAL ESTATE AGENTS,
Court Street, (epl6dly) MAYSVILLE, AT
WALTHAM WATOH STORE.
Headquarters for Clocks, Silver Goods, Jewelry
etc. All woik promptly aud
done. Second St Last ot Market. npl7
T W. Nl'ARUtf IIKO.,
No. 24, MARKET STREET.
NEW CARPETS,. OIL CLOJHS
and Window Shades. Good Carpets at 30, 5,
10, 45, 50, W), 05, 70, 75. aud 00 cts., Sl.W) an I S1.2o
TAMES tfc CAKIl,
(Successors to Thomas Jackson,)
Livery, Sale and Feed Stables
Street Hark onleis promptly attended to at
all times. Finest and latest Htyle Turnouts.
Hoises nought ami sold on Commlssfcm. Market
St. lour doois below Central Hotel.. al2l
TOIIX T. auui.vd,
Hepiesents tho London and Liverpool and
Globe. Get man Ameilc.in. ot Now Voik, and
I'lieulx. ol Hiooklyu. Alo aijenl lor Hluo
Llrk Water. Olllce corner of Fiout and Sutton
T F. ICY AX
Manufacturer and dealer lu hand, pocket
STAMPS, RUBBER TYPE, STENCILS,
Dates Ac. Guns, PIstoK Trunks, Valises and
Sewing Machine repaired. Trumpetsput up
bells hung, and kes made to order. Stencil
cutting a specially.
Second St, nplTdly MAYSVILLE, KY.
BAKER AND CONFECTIONER.
Ice cream and soda water. Fresh bread
aud cakes. Patties and weddings furnished
on short notice.
35 Second St.. maySdly MAYSVILLE, KY.
T W. UALU1CA1T1I,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Itcul EslnteniMl Collecting Agency.
Thhd street, near Couit house,
myluly MAYSVILLE. KY.
r AXE tfc WORKICK,
Contractors, Architects, Builders.
Plans and specifications furnished an Sliver Dollar, Wrn. Hunt's Dark Horse,
terms aud all work satisfactorily aud ' py Smoke, Three Beauties, Cordwood and
promptly done. Otllco ou Third street, be-
tweeu wall nnd Sutton. aplUdly
Wholesale and Retail
BOOKSELLERS and STATIONERS.
Second Street, (mliSJly) MAYSVILLE, KY.
Li atestsprins styles of Hats. Bonnets, Rib-
bon Flowers and Mllllueiy Goods ijeueially.
Entire sntlstnctlou eunianteed In all cases. i
Second, opposite Opera House. s maylly
VTKS. F. II. COLLINS,
MILLINERY and DRESSMAKING.
Latest styles of IPits, Bonnets, Laces and
MilllneiyNollons. Pilceslow. Second stieet,
Mi.s.Geoi ye Bin lows' old stand. nnllOdlv
VrcDUUUIiE A IIOLTON,
5,000 STANDARD PRINTS
at 5 cents Job lot
Pilnts, Lawns, Ginghams, Parasols
and Fans at bottom prices. npl3dly
vriss M.vrriE cakk,
aeconu street, Januarys shock.
Millinery Goods, Hats, Laces,
Feathers, Tilmmlngs etc., ol the latest styles.
Prices Low. mch3ldly
T F, HARSH,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
JnNtlce of tlie Pence,
REAL ESTATE and INSURANCE AGENT.
Will advertiso and sell real estate. No charges
whatever unless a sale Is consummated.
Deeds, mortsaues tc. written at rates as low as
any one's. Olllce Library Building, Sutton
EI7RN ISniNG GOODS nnd
Hats, Caps, Trunks and Valises. The latest
spring tylesjust lecelved.
Market St., nplGdly MAYSVILLE, KY.
TITRS. A. J. WILLIAMS.
Rugs, Oil Cloths and Mattings
Will be sold CHEAP for tho next thhty days,
Call aud seo them.
mcb30ly JVo. 29, East Second Street.
trHS. 31. ARCH DEACON,
(Formerly Miss Maggie Rasp,)
has Just lecelved a full supply of all of the
latest styles In Millinery Goods. Hats, Bonnets.
Laces. Tilmmiugs aud nil seasonable
novelties. The ladies are invited to call.
Maikel stieet, al.'3ly MAYSVILLE.
"jl J-RS. MARY E. THOMAS,
Millinery and Notions,
Announces that she has Just received her
spilng stock, which will be found
and that she has also seemed the services
of an accomplished trimmer fiom Cincinnati.
One pilce only.
13 E. Second St., aDJly MAYSVILLE, KY,
OSi: DAL'LTON V IlllO.,
Livery and Sale Stable.
A full ifnoof all klndsof vehicles on hauu
for sale, hlio or exchange. Horhos kept by
day, week or month. Largest aud best appointed
Lively Stablo in the west. Prices as
low os any. Uost attention to vehicles stoi ed.
Telephone connectlou. No. 40 nnd 42 west
Second St., apl7dly MAYSVILLE, KY.
VWENS fc JBARKLEY, ' ,
Nos.57and 60 Second and 10 Sutton Etreets,
have Just received a laro stock of. Improved
VIOTOR.HAND CORN PLANTERS,
the greatest labor-saying Implement ever
fered to farmers, tuo nest tonacco npos auu
tobacco bam hardwaio of all kinds. apuu
BISSET, McCLANAHAN & SHEA,
(Successors to Cooper & Blssot,
Dealers la fltoven, Range, Marbleiicd
.Mantel, ami inanuftoctnrern of Tin,
Copper a art Nheet Iron Ware.
Special attention paid to tin rootling, gutter
and spouting. Piactlcal plumbers, gas and
Bteam litters. Wrought Iron and lead pipes,
Ac. All work attended to promptly and
'23 E. Second St., nOdly MAYSVILLE, KY.
PVVIi 1. AX1IE11NON,
A"o. 21 Market St., nearly opp. Central Hotel,
Office Open at all Hours. MAYSVILLE, KY
r A, 31KA.VS,
i Full line of Burial Robes and all ai tides
by the uudeitaklm; trade. Oiders
promptly attended to day or nlitht.
mSoly i'o. 01, East Second Street,
QUEENSWARE, CHINA, TINWARE,
Glass. Cutlery Notion'!, etc Xo.43Mnilcet
Stieet. Last side, between
u21dUm MAYsVILLE, KY.
No. fl, West Second Stieet.
Monuments, Tablets nnd Headstones always
on hand. Oiders by mall will lecelve
the same piompt ntteutlou as it dellveied in
V II. OLOUAM,
Snnltnry Engineer. Gas and Steam-fitter.
Dealer In pnimuers koous, rumps, hom),
Sewer Plpe, Lead and lion Piping, Steam
aud Water Onuices. No. 8 west Second stieet,
opposite ueibui s groceiy.
apl7dly MAYSVILLE, KY.
'IT r. KIEF,
BATH ROOMS and LAUNDRY.
OPEN AT ALL HOURS.
Work promptly and satisfactorily done.
Tonus reasonable. Fiont street, between
Market aud Sutton. apllOdly
Manufacturer and originator of the colo
brated brands of
Gold Slugs. Second Stieet, Mnysvllle, Ky.
We will not be undersold by any housg in
Kentucky or at Cincinnati, it we have half a
mch31dly MAYSVILLE, KY.
w II. MATHEWS A CO..
Manufacturers and Dealers In
DUIlCling and DreSS8d LlimDer,
' ,, ,,.,,, ' n' ' ,
I Laths, Shingles, blinds, Fiames, Doors, Sash,
owvn, reui'iux, iuuuccu nniupnus, tic.
mcn301y MAYSVILLE, KY.
Vy W. LYNCH,
Manufacturer of aud Denier lu
BOOTS AND SHOES.
Ladles' and chlldien's fine shoes a specialty
( Custom woik made to older. Repalilim neatly
uuu iJiumiiu.v uwuoiit iiiuueruiecuuriica.
'o. 4 Market steett,East side.
ally MAYSVILLE, KY
"XrXXVKY fc ALEXAXOElt,
LIVERY, SALE AND FEED STABLES.
Vehicles ol all kinds. ood stock and eareful
drivers. Horses kept by the day, or week ou
reasonable terms. Second st., between Market
Windhorst & Blum,
FASHIONABLE MERCHANT TAILORS,
Have Just received their Spring Stock of
Domestic Goods ot the lateststyles.
prices reasonable and work the best. au'Jly
I am prepaied to paint Buggies and
all kinds on more reasonable terms
thau any other painter In tho city will oner.
I guarantee my work to be first class. Leave
orders at Ball, Mitchell &Co.s.
1AINTEI FOR glOCtt
Jyld3m C. H. DEAL.
C ATAERH CURE
Is pleasant to tako aud will cure any case of
Catniih. For sale by
Jyld&wlm OEORGE T. WOOD.
Before. INSURING YOUR LIFE
Sayings Fund Plan
IF.E fisSURAHOE OCIETY.j
Instead of lnvestinc in stocks, bonds or othi
er securities or depositing lu Savings RuuksJ
EXAMINE THIS PLAN
of insuiance, which notfouly yields n returr
as nn investment, nut gives immediate
demulty lu case of death.
'mi . a- j anlmrMi iMi'iymi
secoud Street, ' ' MAYSVILLE, KYJ