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POETRY.
TAKE THE PAPERS.
TAKE THE PAPERS. BY N. P. WILLIS.
Why don't
y don i yon uti tne paper T
They're the 1 i f of -our deluthts
i
.And then I read for epit.
tubeerlb I too cannot 1oo cent,
Why ehoiild you be kfraid t
. Tor caah thus paid it tnony lent . .
At in tares! four-told paid. ' -' -
Co, thro, and take the paper,
And pay to-day, nor pay delay, ''-(
And my word for it ia inferred, j a j I ' s
You'lHie until you're fray. f .
An old ktlfbW of mlnar
Whil dying with a congn, i
Eeaired to baar the latent tews
While ha we going off. -
1 took th paper snd 1 reeri '
Of toma naw rill tn force I
Se bought a box and i h deadf
H
hearty a a hore.
1 knew two aim, a nix-h alike
A e'er you aaw two atumpe, i
And no phrouolog.it could find
A diderance in tbeir bump. '
One take the paper, end hi life f "
I happier than a King', - c .
Hi chmtren can all read and write,
And talk of men and thing.
The other took ao paper, and
While (trolling through the wood,
, A trca fall down and-brake hit crown. '
And killed him "very good."
Sad he been reading of the new :M '
At home like neighbor Jim,
I'll bat a cent that accidtt ' If
Would not hare happened him. .
Why don't you take the paparef
' liar from the printer eneak. r f
Bocaule-you 5orrw from hit boy
A paper erery week. .
For he who taket the paper,
And pay hit bill when du,; '. '
Can lire in 'pee with God and oiai, ' '
And with the printer too.
A Snake Story.
TheVicksburg Timos tella) the fol-
lowing:
On of the officera of that popular
teamer, the Calumet, which, as every
body knows, plies regularly between
tbis port aud Tallahatchie river, tolls
vs the following, which worthiDk "lays
OTer the above considerable."
"On the Tallahutctio river, not long
since, an enormous rattlesnake found a
lotting turkejr hen en .her nest,-. U(i
swallowed her m exactly tfo minutes
and forty iteconds, by the 'watch, and
then swallowod the .eggs, twenty -one
ia number, three at a time, without
crackincr a sinrrlo shell : after which ho
immediately relapsed into that state of
torpidity -peculiar to lallabatchie
snakes after a big dinner. .
"Anxious to see the 'denouement of
this enade aCair, the ownorof the un
fortunate fowl aHowed his enakeship
to'go Uiunpleated, who, coiling hiruaefl
in a'fohco-corner, remained there qui
etly .-for "nine days, witf, his mouth
wide open, when the eggs ? having fin;
lahody lb ftroces of incubation,' tlie
juvenile turkeys stepped out of his
uouLhone at a time, Lut as eai-h one
of them put tj feet on 7 terra firnWU
was ' swallowod ' again by this 2:40
snake beforo it had timo to look up at
the sun.
"All this happened about six weeks
ago, and as soon as the last turkey was
disposed of.tb rattlesnake wag caught
and put in a barrel of per cent, al
cohoIuuud,o iVcry -clear day ' thosq
young turkeys cau yet bo heard chirping."
A Georgia Joke.
A Southern paper relates the follow-
'A certain ueorgia countryman, riot
Lavicg been splendidly educated, and
who was very, successful as a '-money
maker;' determined to send his son oif
for refinement and culture to the good
Old Kprtb . jjJtato. ? jWhen . tho young
man arrivtVl'ttt the destined point, the
President f the. institution wanted to
know whak Hue of -' studies he -woold
pursue, and fulling to elicit the infor
mation from, the boy, interrogated the
ld man, by letter, us follows :
'My dear air: Your son has arrived,
4c. What branch shall 1 put him. in ?
"Respectfully,. . ."
This was a poser, and bothered the
"old gent nnglttily. In his musings
he could arrive at nothing satisfactory,
but was suddenly rominUeu ot his son s
impending danger, and the necessity
of doing something' speedily to save
mm.- Alter rummugiug awuiu ior pen,
ink and paper, he produ'fd the follow
ing demoralized effusion-.
Sir: If the ? boy ' must go into
branch, select ono yourself; but, for his
mother' sake, don't put him. in Tar
river." ,
A Streak Ahead of Noah.
A dispute onco arose between two
Scotchmen, named Campbell and Mc
Lean, u pon tho antiquity of their fam
ilies. Tba laiter would not allow that
tho Campbells had nny right to rank
with tho lI'Lcaus iu antiquity, who,
he insisted, wertf' in existence as a clan
since tho beginning of the world. Camp
boll had a little more Biblical knowl
edge than hi antagonist, nnd askod
hi;n if the clan of tho M'Loans was bo
fore the flood. i
"Flood! ' What flood ?' asked Mc
Lean. . ..V
"The 6(Ki, , you know, that drowned
All the world but Noah and his family.
and his flock," said Oampbell.
Tooh ! you and your flood," naid
M'Lco ; f'Jnyl claa was bofore I the
flood."-- ' '
"I have not read in., my Biblo," aaid
Campbell, "of tho name 'of'M'Lean go
ing, into Noah's Aik.,", '
"Noiili's Ark !" . retorted M'Lean, in
contempt. "" '"Who "evcrt henrd of a
li'Loan that hadn't a boat of bit own?"
..MAW J .
COCKSe.WATCKES. AND JEWELRY.
II; 13. VINCENT & BHQ.,
..'I.-..' . f ... I -
In VUw of th approaching HOLIDAY TRADE,
are now lecemng aeoit of. the . ',!,.-
FINEST'GbODS
H ha ettr teen their pleaaur to offer ia tbl
tnaiket.
. Ladle' ard OenU' Cold and 8IIrr , "
AUKKIOAN A HVilSA WATCHK3, -GOLD
AND STLVKR CHAINS,
FINK OOLD JKvVtLRT, ' ' 1
SILVER A .SILVKU-PLATED WARS,
TABLKAND POOKBI'CUIXKRY,
OOLD. SII.VRft. StM'L AND I'tATKD
UPKLTAULKS, all ' filled with the Im
proed PKH1SD0PJC UL ASSES Peii
- tcopid Ulataet ToMrtrd laold frame. '
SMITH A WESSON, AND HOAUP'8
REVOLVERS,
TlSrOLS, CARTR1DUK3, ' ' ' J '
FLaSKS, CAPS, it., cqaaUctt; on Land.
'. ril'TCEES FRA1ED TO ORDER
in EowooJ, Gilt and Valnut Mouldinf.
A well telecled stick of-AI-HIM8 will
bt cloicd out at greatlj reduced prices.
Ii33IJAj5lIIS5:G ' '
of all klada careful 1 done on the horlt netiee.
ROOM IN THE MORRIS BLOCK,
ScConrielsville, Ohio.
new; store
If.
Kftijuvl opened cctvpUU tUck of
-a" .
FOREIGN , AND DOMESTIC
DRY GOODS
, AND
cLprjar jo. CD rr ma9
' Conltio In part of
Silks and Fancy Drcsa Goods,
MERINOS,
ALP AC CA.V-
MOHAIRS,
CAMIUERRS,
PJrKI CLOTHS, Z"-l
DKLAINKS, vN
CLOAKING, -.
- SHAWLS, "
J CLOTHS
. CASSIUERK", .
: : GLOVES,
HALF HOSE,
Linen, aod ?ff hilo Coodi,
, luiirr Sliirli and Drawn,
Cotton and Woo! to lloiiery, .
, "'r.. Domestic Cotton Coodi,
Flannel, Ilalruoral Skirl a,
tofrrtlirr with a flmtn:UM atork o" Ladle'. Mimtea'
aim iwren suuts asa u.tiii-.Hii, an or wiun
will be aold'attSe iowent raob lirice. We cordially
Invite our friend to call and eiamtne our atock
l.efnre purchaxing tlnewbare, a we aie tulirflcd
Hi at we can aell a clieap a tbe cheapeat. Our
eulire lock 1 nw, and Ljiigbt liuca tlie rcduc
tiuu in jodi.
AV. H. "M'CVIiTlT.
ene uoor Eaat of
mil. Ohio.
Black' old
tend, al'Conntl
noJ. LOCATED TEX YEARS AGO, -'
. : ! :
For Sals ur Eiclirnge for; Town Prop ttij.
'I 'IIIJ HITITATEn IN
L Hul i van. UatCMand Vwnni cuuntiaa, Minaouri.
It 1 well vtoatertrd anil tiinlieied. i lit purtimi
Veiuoii r.iuniT ) wHhiu one mite aud a hull
Muvadj Clly th county acal. :-'or further uartic-
..1 .11 ..ili..nl.. T r
ui.i. van u . u u nuu lull i rtiua ,
aa!e-4iu JON A b I'OWEEL
lltHOU sir I OI TII.-A emxle
1 iimn wlio auOured for yearii Iroin Nerfout Ue
bllity, l'r3iatuie,aiid all the eflri-.te nl youthlul
diaci.-lion. will, Im tlie anke of ai.Oeriiiij bumanity
wud fie to all wli.. need it. tlia receipt and ilnee'
tluua lur uuku tlia aiiuile reuiody by wlilcu
wa cured, bufleiera wiaUina to pmlit by tlie
eKiic, -can dt (y addranMtug,
-
11,111 6 II
o. . s a
tJD i
-a .' s
H BV "9 CO
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ft u
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53 --s:-'-' g
0 ..Og-.-.l
I
In
of
iu
lie
ad
VBitii ia
HEiYEI HEAR; Ytl I
tr4rjheij thai la lrjterted; in the way.o
GOOD BARGAIiST
would do wtl to call at th eld itabd of
fi,s:ii,
No. 45 Main St.
(VlAL-tAyb.
AT TBI HlOlf OF
FAKMEHS' EXCHANGE,
Uavlng reSttad ep aj Store Jloomle good atfle,
which 1 1 re in superior adrantas orer the old
on in th wa; of accommodation, I would aa;
to toy old natomer, and a many new one a
will glv. me x call belore purchaaiog alaeahe're
thtt I Will b 1'Tpy In bowlhj thlm my atock of
gooda, and being thankful for put patronage I
will do my beat to retain tb aim. I am reced
ing good almott dallj, which make my atock all
Fresh and New.
Aod a regard price, 1 will sat t nndartolj
All Articles Sold by rue are
W A. R R -A. 2ST T E D .
nlng a good itock now on band of every kind
of Good niuattj kept In lrt-cUa Grocery
Bouae, tondstliig In part of , f f , , ',
Teat, all kinds,
Coffcej. all kmdi, ' ,. '" V
Sugar, all kind.
M.llauei.allktdd.
7 , ..Tobaccos, all kinds,
, , " ptcs, all kinds, .
Soap, all kinds;
. Oacdle, all kiuJt, .
FIh, all kloda,
Drogs, . .'
ChetM, W, R., .
rionr, doubts sitra,
Fiorinlon.
Crackers, all kitdt,
CaiiDtd Frait,ajortfd
'( Oyters, Frti, :
Rngllih Sods, ,
Starch, pearl anJ corn,.
Ropes, all sises,
Bed Cords, assorted,
visiters,' assorted, .
Twiaes.all kiod,'r
tia Ware 1,
.
Stone Wars,
Worjdun Wsrs, 1 1 ( . l V
J !
Li
f i
OlMsWjtfBv j'jii I' i
Lamps and Laotsrnt,
Oils, carbon snd crude,
Brooms, all prioes,
Waih-boarda, .
Cigars,' ' J ll
)
ALL
KINDS
. Jr. ... .
o r
SLm aZL. 19 33CD"B33 CCZ MS
Taktn tn Eichaog for Oooda,
I am ala bnytpg god j , K ,
ft j .
wintkti'applels;
, ' P0TAT0B3,"
CORN,
l !. . -
OATS.,. Ac
for which I will pay CASH.
OIt m s Call
Remember the new afgn,' ' v
1
FARMERS' 'EXCHANGE
No. 45 MAIM STREET,
MALTA, OHIO,
where ! will alway h on band to. accommodate
1 ... ... .. every one. :
1 .
FAMILY GROCERS,
At theoldtnd f ' . '
MCUUET 4 HAMMOND, CENTER STREET,
, M'Cormcisvillo; , O., '
Keep .conatantlj on hand a full snd complete
( i ' asortnint of -',
Gii.ocEiiiiBsi
Conltlng In part of",'
tea; : .' : 1
SUGAR, . ... ,. i
COFFEZ, '
' tobacco, ,
pot a tors,
W0LASSK9, '
CANNED FRUITS,
' . ' ' ' COVK OYSTKKH,
., APPLES, , FISH, '
' . '' , , . :. C10AKS, &c, 1c.
Ve all partionlar attention to the1 fitct that we
hare on band -large aupply of the beat quality ot
MT .JTX.. nCL..',
whlrh we are retailing at U);'towtl'fcric'. Cite
a a call.
.1 ;
' J; STUB138-fo-Oo.
.l . .. :'.
HOLMES'
BOOT
... I
A3D SHOE EMPORIUM.
nAVIN T.RASKD TFTB ROOM
NKXT TO TUB POST-OFFICE, and baring
purchaaed an icUent aaaortintnl of
BOOTS AiND.SilOES,
,4 A3 WELL ASA I'RIME STOCK OF .
Leather and Shoe Findings
I am pipard to m ke to order, aa short nalla,
aayimngia eurun. ,.
1 I Cballenaje Competition,
EITHER 1M STOCK OR WORKMANSHIP
Of mr old cuatoinera I luvlte a continuance of
patronage, and to tboae wbo wlah to b enlirel
aaUabed with their wircbaae to ariv me S trial
None but tun beat ateck ned,aad aoaa bat iu
ery beat workmen employtd. .'
EASTEBN WORK
of th beat manuf jelnr kept conatintfy on hand
and will be oia cbeap aa lb cbeajieat.
J. . HOLMES,",
NEXT DOOR TO THE POST-OFFICE.
n'CORKEUTI LtE, OUIO.
Mtll4f
Bounty ! Bounty
C0LDIKR3. WIDOWS. Ac. Interested
the late law equaliEing bonnile, are Informed
tbat the underaigurd ia prepared tn attend to that
kind uf t naiueta with dumalcb aud on reuaonaur
terms. ...
, Widows, L'hildrf a or the Parcnli of 8oldicr
who died lu aervlceof dleeaaeor wound contracted
01 received in line of duty, w.111 receive the tame
mount aa would have Lee a paid Mm aoldiet hiw
aelf had he aerved hi Cull term or eniiatmenl.
JAJdl-JsJ M.-GAYI)UD,'.
au3 Claim Agent.
ItOAM KOTpCE.
NOTICE ia hereby given that there will be a peti
tion tirraeiitedtotheCoiuuiaaioueraof Muiyan
nounly, Ohio, at tueir rrgnlitr leaaion on the
Monday or December, ltna, aikiiig for a review
aud alteiatiim or that purl of the Itiripo Road
leading from M'CooneUrille to Gayaport that
betweea U'C'onntlavilla aud the cuuuty line,
fluelug ald alteratiou to a grade of eo degree
(rum the borteoa- '
v-tw UAKT rTlTIOW.
k . as - '
o. a-'l.'S
S vo - u
'- ?'!
s -
W 2 . ,:W5.:g
,
,
'
Urat
REMOVAL.
I
ji I
iavo removed their stock of Orocerlos
to tho room - formerly occapiod by A
.iftnawny Vo., isoutliwest corner
of tho Tuhlic Square, noxt door to the
. .... i .. . , i , .. ' . i . ,
Central Jloutro, whero tuoy invito the
ftltontion of the pobllo to their
stock of :'1 '
new
;-'! -.U -
iatiaf i part
Tea-: ;;:;.-;v!''.::
Cofleo,
. Sugar,-
Fish,
Sodo,
Spices,
Canned Fruits,
Tobacco, v
,'(
Cigars,
Potatoes,'
Dried Beef,
fcC.j , dC., &Ce,
AH of which thej will sell as eheap as
iae coeapest. .
"We hare also
ms reeeTed a large
UtOCk; Qt .'
A
qx a. s & vr, a. re,
which we are prepared
cash.
to aell low for
1 ).
FRESH , BUTTER AND EGGS
Kept constant on haod
AU kindf of
Country Produce
bought and gold. Giro us a callPon't
forgot tho place, , '.. ;
BiEIT BOOH TO TUB CBSTBAl BOUSE.
eetlMf
;
I
irrjRisriTuim.
,)','.')', v a ' i v . i i .V
E'P totiiltntl on hand 1rge atoah bf
Pl'MITURE AND DOUSE-FCRMSnHO COCCI
AT i.OTr PlilODf,
. r , . , (.. J . ....fill
at their new ttore-yoomi, ia lb ?
Bank Building, " ' f ;
eeT-Im
'1M1K OI.D KSTAHU3HBD ' "
GROCERY STORB '
At th old
it d, In the thfe 4oy ketak
oiboails tbe Fot tieaaat
D H. MORTLET
reaear.tfnlly lafnrm th eltiaeaaof Mnrrae if
that he keep (onMantly on hand a full aaaottuiurt
of the tartnnaartlctr nauilly ket In drat claa
urocwry More conaianiiB in yaravi . .
Tea, Coffrc, f-'uif, Ki?l', finda, fplc, Caanrt
tmita,CoUjteTe.nyru)i,l het'M.CiackafS, :
, Itaalna, Woodware, Totmvco, Cl(rre, Hank--
- aU. RiRe Powilur, BiHllug I'nwdO,
I'uae. faeklnj Yarn,, Bad. . .
ford. Manilla Rope. ' " -
lard Oil, Carbw
Oil, Ac.
f... '
alt ef which will be sold at the ?ry toweet tM.
a'.ther at whaiaani or retail, for eaan or apjrar
he hlirheat market prlns paid for all klai
Country 1'roiuv.
r.rarr ai una aom ai inn MiaauaaiBaoi u ata
EiNTKU aa ronreaented.'
Jy tf . '
kOW T11Y ItSTI.T I
MAPAME E. F.
TIIORSTOX, the' treat
tuelian Aelroloeiat, Clairvoyant and l'ycl.o:i
etrician, who lma aalonmhcd tu arcieu'.ilte
elaaaea of the 01i Word, ha now located lu r
ed! at Uudaon, K. Y.- Matlania Thornton I r
aoaeca (iioh worwlrrfui power of w ood aiartit.
lo ennhle hi r to impart Vnol.-dp of th
ireatcst importance to the iiijrl or married af
either fx. Whilo in a Uto of trance h de
lineate the very feature of the uroa you are
to marry, and by the aid of an matrumerit of
intent power, known aa tho- 1'sychomntrope,
?iu.rintcc to produce a life-like picture of toe
uture bualiarui or wife of tho applicant, to
rotlmr with del of rnnmeirc, - pmition in life,
leading truila of character, Ac. Thi ia no hum
bug, aa thouaamla of ti-atiinoninl rnn a t.
Bho will ai-ntl, when draircd, a certified nrrtifi
cato or writton : guaruiitee thltt the picttire ie
what it jiarporU lo bo. Iy onoloeing a email
.lock nf lair snd atating t li.cs of hirtb, age, dl-
Dotition and couinlxi"U. and eticloaiui; to
cents ai.d Blninpi-d envelope addreaaed tn Tour-
ell, you will reooiv lue piotiire ana aaairea
information by rrtum muil. All coniiiitini'.-a-tion
lai-redly confidential. Addreaa, in confi
denoo, Madame . i. Thornton, U. Hox IU,
Hudson, S. 1. aejs-sm
.NlilW,ClOODg.
MAXurACTcnii or
Tin, Copper tad Ibeit-Irii Tart.
JOB WORK
of all Halt sseeeted wit araM a4 laiA
H keek aaaatataly as kaal s Taay
bvrf i aasaH-
aaaai or
Cooklog Btorcp,.. ...
Parlor btqve . , . ,
Heating Store,
- ' Fire Fronts, '
. ... .. ...... Orates;' !
-'-Ilanfl lreas,
fltove Pipe, .
' Coal-BuckeW,
: Uoot, Rakes. Forke, - t :' . ' J
Brats Kettles, ' ils.., ; ;--m -i "w.'.l
Applo r-trsra Njls, .-,.'.1 j
A L 8
x. I N - W"ATiIlE
OF ALL PBSOaiPTIOXB.
n.
BCCKKTS, TDB3, CnUBXS, !WOOU,
WArlH HOAKDH, CLOTH Ki
1 WKINGKIW. ASH f'ANi, ' -J
." . ...';-'-.
in mos 01 hoi'sb 'ru&nsont in,
Japan Waro Sco. ; ;1
TOB KOTRD .. .
Brilliant Ooa 1 iv ' '
: . '. . . . . i .
Ana . .. i r.. :
Indlanola -Wood Stoyp.
WAGON, ntJOG Y A RIDING 1TUIPI.
COV HIDE-. Tlll'i FATICNt
B'l pP LADnKIt, HUOAH
MIMJB,;lANinON,,'. ,
...
Asd man other artlol to noDiroo to meaMea.
All wnrlr Ai.i.m 1., tlia K-. I ... u ..... .
1 will apare no pain to plune thou whe OMf
favor JLt with a call.
Ofpetlnie'Bakta';toi.nj0ailiTtlU,
' wTaaeTTsf

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