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OR, Falling Over with a Pretty Girl into a
Stream of Water.
I began lifo ly running awav from
liomo. jjoilcau, wo uro told, was
driven into liia career by tho band of
fata and tho peck of a turkey. Attila
started in life with no other cause and
capital than an old sword, which ho
was adroit enough to palm off as the
di vino weapon of Mara; and liobea
pierro owed bia career to wetting bis
Stockings, and there beard "tho words
which burn, " which lired his Boul,
and determined his courso of life.
My running away from homo camo
from a minor mortification, caused by
carrying a pretty girl over a brook.
Donald Lean and myself wero good
friends at fourteen years of age, and
we wero both regarded with little more
than friendship by pretty Ellen Gra
ham, our "oldest girl" at school. V.ro
romped and danced together, and this
lasted for such a length of time that it
is with feelings of bewilderment that I
look back upou the mystery of two lov
ers continuing frienda. But the timo
camo, as it must como, when jealousy
lit her spark in my boyish bosom, and
blow it into a consuming flamo.
Well do I remember how and when
tho "green-eyed" perpetrated this in
cendiary deed. It was on a cold Oc
tober evening, when Ellen, Donald,
and myself wero returning with our
parents from a neighboring hamlet.
Aa we approached a ford where the
water ran somewhat higher than an
cle deep, wo prepared to carry Ellen
across, as wo wero accustomed to do,
with hands interwoven, chair fashion,"1
and thus carred our pretty passenger
over the brook. Just as wo were in
the middlo of the stream which was
cold enough at that time to have fro
zen anything liko feeling out of boys
less hardy than ourselves a faint
pang of jealousy nipped my heart.
W hy it was I know not, for wo had
carried Ellen across the Brook fifty
times ere now without emotion, but
this evening I thought or fancied that
Ellen gave Donald an undue prefer
ence, by casting her pretty arm
aroupd bia neck, while sho steadied
herself on my side by holding the cuff
of my jacket.
No flame can burn so quickly, or
with bo littlo fuel, aa jealousy. Be
fore we had reached the opposite bank,
I was wishing Donald at "tho bottom
of the sea." Being naturally impetu
ous, I burst out with
: . 44 Ye need not baud sao gingerly,
F.1W on if ve feared a fa'. I can ave
carry ye lighter than Donald can half
-Surprised at tho vehemence of my
tone, our queen interposed with an ad
mission that wo both were strong, and
that she had-no idea of sparing my
powers. But Donald's fire.waa kind
fed, and be utterly denied that I was
at all qualified to compete with bim
in teats of carriage. On such topics,
boya are generally emulous; and by
the timo we reache"d the opposite bank,
it was settled that the point should be
determined by onr singly bearing El
len across the ford in our arms. ,
Ellen was to determine who had
carried her most easily, and I settled
myself privately in advance, that the
one who obtained the preference would
really ba the person who stood high
est in her affections. , The reflection
Btimulsted mo to exert every, effort,
and L verily believe to this day, that
I could have carred Donald and Ellen
on either arm like- foathere. But I
must not anticipate.
We suffered all the restof the party
to pasa'qnietly along, and then return
ed tothe ford. I lifted Ellen with
the utmost care, and carriod her like
an infant to tho middle of tho water;
Jealousy bad inspired a warmer lo.vo,
and it was with teelings unknown be
fore that I embraced her beautiful form,
and felt tho pressuro of her cheek
against mino. All went swimmingly,
or rather wadingly, for a minuto.
But alas, iu tho very deepest part of
the ford, I trod on a 'treacherous piece
of wood, which rested, I suppose, on
a smooth Etone. Over I rolled bear
ing Ellen with roc, nor did we nso un
til fairly soaked from head to foot.
I need not describe tho taunts of
Donald c? the raoro accusing silence
ofEllea. Bbth believed that I had
fallen from weakness, and my rival
demonstrated his superior- ability,
homeward rath. A a y$ approached
'the house. Ellen 'feelifisf dry and bet
ter humored, attempted to conciliate
mo, but I preserved a moody 'silence.
I was mortified beyond redress.
That night I packed up a Jew things
and ran away My boyish mind,
rather sensitive and irritated, exag
gerated the negation which it had re
ceived, and prompted mo to a course
winch fortunately led to better results
than usually attend such irregulari
ties. I went to Edinburgh, whero I
found an uncle, a kind hearted, child
less man, who gladly gavo mo a place
in Lis house and employed mo in his
business. Wealth flowed in upon
him. I bocamo his partner went
abroad resided four years on tho con
tinent; and finally returned to Scot
land, rich, educated, in short every
thing but married.
Ono evening while at a ball at
Glasgow, I waa struck by a young
lady of unpretending aptarance, but
whoso remarkable beauty ."land high
toned expression indicated a mind of
moro than ordinary power. I was in
troduced, but tho Scottish name8 had
long been unfamiliar to my car, and
I could not catch hers. It waa Ellen
something; and there wa9 something
in tho face, too, that seemed familiar
something suggestive of pleasure
But wo becamo well acquainted
that evening. I learned with out dif
ficulty her history. Sho waa from
the country .Tiad been educated, her
parents bad lost their property, and
sho was now a governess in a family
of tho city.
I was fascinated by her conversa
tion, and waa continually reminded
by her graco and refinement of man
ner, that 6ho was capable of moving
with distinguished success in a far
higher sphoro than that which for
tune seemed to have allotted her. I
am naturally neither talkativo nor
prouo to confidence; but thero was
ii. -i i ;r,.-:.
mac in una yuuuyiuujf huich ujjii
ed both, and I conversed with her aa
I had never conversed with any.
Her questions of the various countries
with which I was familiar, indicated
a remarkable knowledge of literature
and an incredible Btoro of informa
tion. Wo progressed in intimacy, and. aa
our conversation turned on the causes
which induced so many to leave their
native land, I laughingly remarked
that I owed my own travela to falling
with a pretty girl into a ford.
I had hardly spoken the30 worda,
ero tho blood mounted to her face,
and was succeeded by quite a remark
able paleness. I attributed this to bo
the heat of tho room laughed and,
at her request proceeded to givo the
details of my ford adventure with
Ellen Graham, which I did, painting
in glowing colors the amiability of my
"Her-mirth durins tho recital be
came' almost irrepressible." At the
conclusion 6ho remarked :
"Mr.' Roberts, is it possible that you
have forsotten mol". '
I gazed an instant remembered
.' .1 .1 j.i rm. -i..'.i..
anu was uunuuuuuuu. j.uo ,iu;
with whom I had becomo. accquain
ed wa3 Ellen Graham herself!
I hate, and so xlo.you, reader, to
needlessly prolong a story. 4 We were
soon married EUcri and I made our
bridal tour to the old, place. Aa we
approached it in our carriago, I greet
ed a stout fellow .working in a field,
who ecmed to bo a better sort of la
borer,' or pcrfyapa a' small- farmer, by
inquiring soma particulars relating to
the neighborhood. " He answered well
enough, and I was about; to give him
a 'sixpence, when '-Ellen stayed . my
hand, and cried in the old stlye :
"Hey, Donald, mon, dinna yo ken
ye'r o'd fren's?" . ; ;,,'
: The man , looked up in astonish
menf. , It waa Donald Lean! ' His
amazement . at our. appearance . was
heightened by its . style; and it',wa3
with tho greatest difficulty that wo
could induce him to enter our carriago
and answer our . numerous (morios as
old frienda. .' ' , ..' ' . :
Different' men "start in life" in
different wavs. I. believe, however,
that mine is tho only instance on rec
ord of a gentleman who owes wealth
and happiness to rolling over with a
pretty girl in a stream of water. . -
A New Way for Paying a Subscription.
A correspondent of tho Lagrange
Whig gives the following amusing ac
count of tho way a farmer was taught
how cheaply he could take the papers.
Tho lesson is I worth pondoiing by ft
good many men we 'wot of.'
"Von have hens at homo, of course.
Well, 1 will send, you my paper 'fir
one year for tho proceeds of a single
hen tor ono season; merely tuo pro
ceeds. It scema trifling, preposter-
ou8, to imagine the products ola sin
gle hen will pay tho subscription; per
haps it won t, but I make tho offer."
"Done!" exclaimed farmer B -;
"I agree to it," and appealed to me as
a witness to tho affair.
Tho furnior went away apparently
much elated with his conquest, ana
tho editor went on bid way rejoi
cing. Time rolled around, and tho world
revolved on it3 axis, and tho sun mov
ed in its orbit just as it formerly did,
the farmer receiving hia paper regu
larly, and regaling himself with the
information 4rom it. Ho not only
knew tho affairs of his own country
but becomo conversant with the polit
ical and financial convulsions of tho
times. Ilia children delighted, too,
in perusing the contents of their week
ly visitor. In short he said, "ho was
surprised at the progress of hissclf
and family in general information."
Some timo in tho month of Septem
ber, I happened up again at the office,
when who should enter Dut our old
friend farmer B .
"How do you do, Mr. B ?"
said the editor, extending his band,
and his countenance lit np with a
bland smile; "take a chair, sir, and
be seated; fine weather wo have.'
"Yea, sir, quito fino, indeed," an
swered the farmer, shaking the prof
fered 'paw' of tho editor, and then a
short silonce ensued, during which
our friend B hitched hia chair
backwark and forward, twirled his
thumbs abstracted!?, and spit pro
fusoly. Starting up quickly, he said,
addressing the editor :
"Mr. D , I have brought you
the proceeds of that bcu."
It waa amusing to see tho peculiar
expression of tho editor as ho followed
tho farmer down to tho wagon. I
could hardly keep my risibles
When at tho wagon, tho farmer
commenced handing tho editor the
products of tho hen, which, on being
counted, amounted to eighteen pul
lets worth a shilling each, and a num
ber of egg9, making in tho aggregate,
at the least calculation, $2,50, one
dollar moie than "the prico of the pa
per. "No need," said bo, "of men not
taking a family newspaper, and pay
ing for it, too. I don't misa this from
ray roost, yet I have paid for a year's
subscription, and a dollar over. All
folly, sir, thero ia .no man but can
take a paper; it's charity, ' you
know, commences at home."
"But," resumed tho editor, "1 will
pay yon for what is over tho subscrip
tion. I did not intend this aa a means
of profit, but rather to convince you.
I will pay for "
"Not a bit of it, sir; a bargain ia a
bargain, and I am already repaid, sir,
doubly paid, sir. And whenever
a neighbor makes tho complaint I did,
I will relate to him the lien story.
Good day, gentlemen."
Tho Boston papers tell a good'one
about John Phcenfr., While stopping
in that city a short time since, at tho
Tremont llouso, bo ono evening on
retiring, left his boots outside tho door.
in the morning lie- lonnu tnein more
with tho previous day's dirt on them.
Said John, gravely, to; a servant as
he passed,4 " tho people in this house
aro very . honest my boots have re
mained there at tho door all night and
no one has touched them. John
went to the theater once, where Mrs,
Smith was advertised to appear in two
pieces. ; Alter the pcriormance ue ao-
manded the return ol nia money, ior
ho said Mr?. Smith appeared whole
1 Puzzle. Hero is something worth
studying over.'; We find it in an old
paper if any. of our patron3 can solve
it, and tell the point, they are perfect
ly at liberty (to do eo:
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Paddy's Coon Hunt.
An Irishman of our acquaintance
named Michiel O'Boger, who settled
in thia part of the country somo years
ago,, lately received an unexpected
visit from his brother Pat, who was
direct from tho " sod." Miko hearti
ly welcomed his brother, and resolved
to do everything in his power to mako
his visit an agreeable ono. Accord
ingly at the end of the second day af
ter Pat's arrival which had been
spent by them in a general carousal
Miko armed bia brother with a shil-
flalch, and .immediately ' led off in the
direction of a corn-neJd,' about half a
mile distant, where ho assured Pat
they would enjoy a rare evening sport,
coon hunting. The night waa too
dark to distinguish tho objects of their
search at any great distance, bat on
entering tho field, and setting up a
wild yell, they soon discovered, by
tho rustling of tho corn-6talks in va
rious diroctions, that they had been
successful in routing several of them
from their hiding places. Miko'skeen
eyes wore now fixed upon n largo tree,
which stood a tew yards distant, and
ho soon bad the satisfaction of detect
ing an object moving up its trunk at
a rapid rate. This ho know to bo a
coon, and with a shout of joy ho rush
ed towards the tree, calling on his
brother to follow. In a moment the
two sportsmen were under the tree.
Mike prepared for a climb, and direct
ed 1'at how to act when tuo coon reach
ed the ground.
" lie 11 be attermakina great noise
to got away," but for your lifo don't
let liim escape ye."
" Ocb, bo off up tho the tree wid ye,"
answered Pat, flourishing his 6hilla
leh, evidently growing impatient for
the sport ; " mver tear but 1 11 put an
ind to him when he cornea down."
Mike now commenced climbing the
tree with all possible haste, and suc
ceeded very well in the ascent, until
no reached tho nrst branches and be
camo hid from the wild gazo of his
brother, when he paused a moment to
ascertain in what part of tho tree the
coon had taken lodging3. While mat
ters wero in thia state, tho coon made
a'sudden movo among the branches,
which so startled Mike that he unlor
tunately lot go his hold and fell head
long to the ground.
Pat supposing him to be tho coon,
rushed furiously npon him with his
sbillalch, and commenced the delight
ful operation of " putting an ind to
" Murtber! murther 1 " cried Mike,
attempting to rise to his feet-; in the
name of Saint Patrick, don't bo after
bating mo to death 1 "
" Ye needn't be givin mo any iy yer
dirty excuses," answerod Pat ; " shuro
me brither tould mo yo'd bo after ma
kin' a great noiso to git away, but not
a fut yoll mdvo out o' this alivo."
Miko now supposing bia brother to
be crazy, tHonght it timo to mako a
desperate struggle for lifo ; so seizing
Pat by the legs, hespeed in throw
ing him to tho groTHJu, whereupon a
rough and tumble, fight commenced,
which lasted for somo time, without
either of the brothers uttering a word.
.After a violent contest, however,
Mike came off victorious, Pat being
so completely subdued as to render
him helpless. But, fearing it was
over with him, ho began to call wild
ly for Mike to hasten down from tho
tree and assist him,ortbe " ugly baste
would have hia life."
By this timo Miko fully compre
hended tho error iuto which his broth
er had fallen, and commenced using
every means iu his power to bring
him to bis Benscs, which, after a great
deal of pursuasion he succeeded in doing.-
; '. '
But the coon was allowed to escape
unharmed, as neither of tho adventu
rers felt in a humor for continuing the
hunt that night. Indeed, it was rat's
first hunting scrape, and he swore by
all the saints it should bo his last. -'
Too Sanguine. The Republican
Club of Brooklyn having hired their
hall until ".tremont 8 election," . the
landlord, who is a Buchanan man, in
tends to hold them to their bargain,
(like tho man in Barney Williams'
sonif .) We wonld advise them to
have a courso of lectures at the ball,
opening with Ben. Pcrlcy Poore, and
closing with the horso-collar Quaker,
or tho man who agreed to drink six
bottles of castor oil if Buchanan was
elocted. ' : ' ' " "
A Kind-Ukaetku Negro. ' Pom-
pey, are you willing to be damned if
it should bo the Lord's will! "in
quired a pious friend. ' O, yes, mas-
sa and mnm tn T nm irHlinof vnn ho
damned too; massal " replied Pompcy.
l Tintion I " exclaimed an Irish ser
geant to his platoon ; front, face, and
tend to rowl call I ' . as many pi jp s
as is presint will say 4 Here r and as
many of ye's as is not prcsiut will say
absint 1 '
From the Pennsylvania.
Mr. Buchanan's Ancestors.
An Irish paper, the Londonderry
Standard, give3 tho following account
of tho ancestry of tho President elect.
We know nothing of its correctness,
but as it possesses some intorest, wo
publish it here :
" James Buchanan ia now President
of the United Statea, and a brief no
io.a of hia historical linoairo may not:
bo uninteresting to some of our read
- i .
ers. The Clan Buchanan, though lo
cated in the Highlands of Scotland,
sinco the tenth century, derives its
name from tho 0"Kanc3 of County
Derry, according to tho oldest archives
and traditions, as published in tho year
1723, by William Buchanan, of Auch
mar, under tho title of An Historical
and GeneologicalEasay upon tho r om
ily and Surname of Buchanan.' This
volumo was reprinted in Edinburgh in
1775. and it contains tho accredited
history of the soot, as drawn up by ono
of its chiefs from documentary and
" The story is briefly thia : Asian
Buldho O'Kano waa ono of tho Irish
youths who, in the habit of ladies, had
attended tho celebratod banquet given
by Tnrgestus, tho Danish general, to
his officers, and who, with concealed
daggers under their dresses, dispatch
ed their brutish enemies when the lat
ter imagined they had in prospect on
ly scenes of drunken, licentiousness.
When the Danes recovered from the
surprise into wuicn tncy naa ueen.
thrown by tho slaughter of their lead
era. Mim inflicted terrihlo revenue un-
on tho native Irish, and Asian O'Kano
with a small band of attendants, pass
ed over to tho north of Arjrylosuire,
near tho Lennox, where be settled,
and soon after distinguished himself
in the service of tho Scottish Monarch
in two battles against tho Danes of
England. Extensivo landa wero con
sequcntly assigned to Asian and
followers, who. duriuK two centuries
afterwards, were called 4 Mac Asian
in modern orthography 4 M'Caus
land,' this having been the original de
signation of the clan Buchanan. The
name Buchaflan appears in the first
instance to have been territorial
nU W,Tr.V nhnnnrSa C.nn.
7M.'ahd it was not till the thir
tecnth century that it was assumed ns
a surname, a portion ol the clan, how
ever, still maintaining thoir ancieut
family name of Mac Asian. In an
cient charters the name of Buchanan
frequently appears aa ' O'Qnahuanan ,'
(' Ui Qhuanain,) with tho icgnlar Irish
prefix, meaning descendants of Cuan
an, or Conan ; aud between them and
the Dungivcn O'Kanes, a friendly ro
coguition of kindred, according to our
author, waa constantly maintained.
The powerful clan in question was di
vided eventually into tho leading tara
ilios of Auchmar, Arnpryor, Drumik
ill, Lenny Carbeth, Anchneven, &e.
and from these two principal stems
branched off, in the course of time, a
considerable number of sub-denomina
tions, as tho 4 M'Causlands,' M'Mil
lana, M'VVaties, M'Robba, M'Coli
mans, M'Aldins, a section of the
M'liinleys, ( sons of Finlay,') fcc.,
&c. The ancostors of tho principal
families of M'Causland in tho north of
Ireland are stated by our author to
have been . Androw and John Mac
Auselan, sons of the Baron Mac Aus
elart, who went out of the parish of
4 Lusa to kingdom in tho latter part of
the reign ot James VI. Alexander,
a son of Andrew Mac Auselan, held
a commission in the army during the
civil wars in the reign of Charles I.,
and he acquired, ' partly by debenture
and nartlv bv curchase. the estate or
Resh and Ardstraw, in the county of
lyrone.'. ' .
Amongst the ancestors of Mr. Ba
chanan's in Ulster, our author . men
tion9 Robert, son of the Laird of
Blairheanchan, a cadet of the Drumi
kill family, "who went to Ireland and
resided in Glenmaqneen, in the coun
ty of Derby," as a cadet of the Drum
bred family, named George, who is
said to have resided in tho neighbor
hood of Raphoe. Thia gentleman wo
are informed, "purchased a pretty
good interest in mat; kingdom," and
had two sous, of whom "the eldest
succeeded to his interest; the ' young
est waa a clergyman. " From Finly,
son of Patrick Bnchanan, called
Couwiif or the 4Champion, in con
sequence of his daring character,' aro
descended Alexander Buchanan, - fa
ther to 'James Buchanan,' nowof Cra
mannan, who, bis sons, resides in Ire
land,' the author adding in a subse
quent passage, 4o Patrick, the fourth
snn rf PnTriplr triu fVmrrni ia slaannn.
ded Finly Buchanan, in Larrgari' ofj
lyrconuou, m ireiana, wuo ua3 some
brethren, and other relations of that
race, residing near Raphoe, and some
other places, of that kingdom.' A
branch of the Carbeth Buchans - also
settled in lyrone and Donegal, and
uueof its members, George, in Mun-
stcr, while those oft ho same" riaiiio :in
Uownana Antrim, aro gene-winy uu
s cemleu from tho ftrriily. of .; Wester
Balhit, a cadet of the housjpf Drumi
"James Buchanan, tho An'ier'uin
President, descended from a'farnilyot'
thoso early settler to tho north of Ire
land. Ilia gaandfuther, we believe,
was a farmer in the townlandof Tatty-
rearh, pariah of Druniragh, in tho
i " .., , . .
County lyrotic, aoout jourmues lroiu
I T FT !.! ..If
Omaah. Hia father, tho eMest ot
two Eons, emigrated to the Uuited
States some time towards the ; end ;r)f
the last century, and died in America,
haviDg never re-visited his na'ivo
count. Some of his relatives aro
still residents in Tyrono, and occupy
respectable positions in society.'1. -
bis'terently. To all this he listened in
Noxe Exempt. In her life of Geo.
Washington, Mrs. Kirtland gives ixi
ono close view of that stately lady,
Mra. Martha Washington : J
"If wo were to give our private
opinion," saya Airs, ivirtiund, "wo
should say that Mrs. Martha Custia
Washington, with her largo Jiwwyne,
her strong domestic tastesJ" .lec
tions, and her dutiful coni"Sil)rsenu
character, exercised her lull share ot
influence over tho Commander-in-Chief
of tho Armies of tho United
States of America. She had a very
decided way of speaking, and as sho
never meddled in public - affairs, we
can easily imagine the General letting
her have her own way in pretty mucji
e. .... ,
"A guest at Mount V ernou happen-
:ed to sleep in a rooin adjoining that
occupied by the President and his la
dy. J.ato in the evening, when pco-
ulo had retired to their various chum-
era, ho uearu tne
very animated lecture to her lord and
master ujion something ho bad done-,
that she thought ouht to bo doao dif-
too, was silent, lie opened his lips and
spoke, 'now good sleep to you,, my
dear.' This anecdote of tho great
man in bis night-cap, ia quite charac
teristic ot'hiin, but it is equally so of
(lords and masters, who we imagine,
all rCCClVO CUrtaill
loctufoe, aa Mr
Caudlo and Washington did, iu pro:
found 6;lence. Experience probably
teaches them that it ia the better
way." - -V
A Misdeal in Love.
Tho Keokuk Gate City relates thq
Ed. 11. paid his addresses to Rosa,
tho daughter of a Dr. P., of that city,'
but hia suit was not favored by her pa-'
rents, and sho waa driven to mako
clandestine appointments with her dar
ling Ed. One of theso eventuated fun
nily enough. "Ed. was to come to tho
house aud wait outside till tho lights
were turned off, and then sho would
quietly let him in. Tho evening came,
aud Rosa thought her parents would
never retire. lint alier awhile the
Doctor sought his night cap, and Rosa
slipped off into tho back parlor and
sat down in tho dark. Her mother)
thinking all others had gone to bed,
lighted a lamp, turned off the gas, r.ni
went up etairs to bed. But while sho
was standing in the hall, at the head of
tho 6taira, she heard a gcntlo rap on
on the door, Fearing that: tho wind
would blow out her only light, 6ha.
thoughtfully set it down in the hall,
and descended to tho door, by its un
certain light. As sho threw open tho
door, in rushed Ed., and, seizing her
iu hia arms, ho began such a Siege ol
kissing as prevented her cry ing out for
aid. Poor Ed.' 'did not discover his
error until ho had called her hia dar
ling Rosa about ninety times, and re
ceived on hia nice ablo, w for each kiss.
But hearing himself called" an imper
tinont villain, ho incontinently fled tho
house, as greatly chragrincd aa Mrs.
P. was angry, ; ; ' .
.Whether hia devotion . or persisten
cy won tho mother to hia favor, is not
stated, but Ed. and Rosa were shortly
married, with the full consent of her
parents. , . It proved '. with Ed.'a love
making aa it "often docs in cardajr a
misdeai changes tho luck.. .
CO3" Dr. Kalonnnl do you think
my dater will get well ? " ; ;
4 Well, if she .don't 'get no.wusa,
and doea get some' better, 'she may
probably get over it: That ia iriy opin
ion, madam, and I think I ort to know!'
ECr'Tliero ia a man out wost so for
gctful of face8lh'at hi3 wife is'com.
polled to keep a wafer stuck on'tho:
end of her nose, that ho' mav distin.
gnishher from the other ladlon W
this does riot prevent him from ma
king occasional mistakes." : .T-it
... ' .-. ,jt
; A Good ReasosU '"-A 'lady Mi
ffiked tho Other day, why she-chose if?
live a single lifo, and simply replied !
Because 1 am not able to support n