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SSS59SSesaSSHWB!S?s5ais---- -US J J' GLOBE BEPUBIJC. TmjliSDAY EVTSSIXG, DECEMBER 3 1885 Ft? -- It '".Sift mi ' fr II GLOBE-EEPDBLIO. EEI!HS. SUNDAY AKD WEEKLY. Ts Oat) Paw la DM Bf tit CMl-iml Dltrtet , aatrt. HawnHfal fWM Waftclm. PUBLISHED BY THE SPR1MCFIELD PUBUSfliNG CO. THE EVENIN6 6L0BE-REPUBUC 1' published vir-v venlnir event unaay. 'i ilellv ered at the rate of lwc rMt iiile eop- lei 2c THE SUNDAY aLOBE REPUBLIC U Issued every MUMlay mornlne. and 1 ilellveml t.i sub scrtbertat$2lerreir sioit'ecoplM Sc THE WEEKLY GLOBE REPUBLIC H pul.lHhed every Thursday, and i one ot the must mm plete family newsn-iNer. In the e.umtry eUtit paces, markets complete Keplete with news and miscellany. 51 per jear In variably cash In advance. AMrm mil mmwialumito SPIIIEFIELD PUBL1SH11G GO., SPRINGFIELD. Telephone No S.1. THURSDAY EVENING. DECEMBER 3.1885 s and A Klil A loiter frim .Imlce Rnnnei. To the Kdltor of the lilotV-Keimblle I lute seen jotir issue of the S4Ui nist. and have .ittentivi'lv re-id jour article le- latins tothoproi-crm-le of Miting ui-.ii constitutional ami iidui.nts. As mj onlj objtvu in tlie communication to whk-h 1 011 refer, was to invite iuwMiga- tlonand reflection as to the proper course to I" pursmsl In the future, 1 am much more than satisfied with the aid on furnish in bnuging the matter to publii attentloiu and with the flam and candid iiminer in winch your reasons and conclusions are staUsl. There crtamlxcan be erj little epii- tation that loan atw wlUijoum wlnt seems to lw jour fundamental pn.j.st.n, (I)tliat the end justmes the means, and tliat the ,nmtion should lie "whether or not the amendment is desirable to the" (iif-Hf.ji-it voters of the state. If it is so desirable, the (nfif;iir voters are ierfivtiv jiititiab!e m so printing the ticket (pnn'mg it witlioniv Yes) as tint the hniorant and unthinking voter shall vote f.,riU I'CCiutc that ( the only iml he oin ltcwClnfitrirfiiny timcmlmniL There might lx! considerable dinicult j-in making tins classification, and determining who should go into each class; but. ir it was accomplished. I should I at a loss to know what right ilther would hive to (2) iic the other in the iinnm r propo-od. It is certain tliat such a distinction lias no place m the constitution; but, on the con trary. In language as plalnacver was used. thepeoide theniselv is liave declarcil tliat what thev have oiic-e i-sUblishcsl shall not Ik- changed tmtil the proiosition todos meets the (1) appnmtl of a nnjontv of till the electors otmg' at a general election. While therefore I cannot concur m jour iews, and verj finnlj believeth.it, if this precedent is followed, it will take but a few jean, to make of the constitution (4) an incongruous nia.vs of patchwork, jet imiers nsaj iuifc.iiuieiviiij. " i..i.i j-our reasons as altogether suflicient Hut, in anj event, in a untter soutallj tniportant as that which concerns theetr talntj'and stabihtj of the fundamental laws of a great state, iTenturetosiicgestwhether, in connection with this note, joii might not consider it projier to publish thecoinminica tion M which jou tale exception, in order that jour Intelligent readers maj haetf the reasons which riglitfullj- bearuiMin the subject, Verj'Tu'i jours, !L, 1. Ilvxxt x. Clev eland, O.. Xov. 2s, Issj. Kkmxkks. In our recent editorial und r the caption of "Yes andXovveeniliMVonsl fairlj to present Judge Ilannej's argumuit against what lie denounced as atnek tin wit. the printing of onlj Yes to a priuxis - tion for a constitutional amendment on a ballot and to reply to his argument. Ills rcasoidng in a long letter, which we have not space to spare for was (1) that the trainers of the constitution intended the xi)terto clcx-e between esand oasto an ainendment presented to hiui; (21 tint therefore the ballot should tw so printed as Ui afford him tlie opportunltj- for such choice: (3) that, unless it was so printed, tlie careless xoter's attention would not be drawn to what he was xotmg alNiut, and (4) that thus the careless v oter would beile- o-iv-ed into xnmng what he di.Cnot intend to xote. To this we replied, In effect, (lltliat me iramers oi me isinsiiuuiim iiiienoen (and so provided) tint a iii.ijf.nl of all tlie ballots cast should liave es on them in or ,!.. Isi'. M.l. .Iillfilt J if U Alttt itllf li tl S I UlU W .UC ,. ...v.. ,.. - s. , aroenrtmenU 12) tliat only 'its counting ( for an amcndmejit, anjlliing else Is sjr- . plusage and coinits against; (3) that the I careless xoter's attention would no more ! ' i . 1....1. i--.. i v .. i.A.. i ......i.i i... UraWIl lO UOlll 1 US iUlu iu umii il mmm w: to Yes alone;" and (4) that the cartles voter, who neither knows nor cares what lie is voting about, if he can be said to lx deceived In xotmg, would bitter be devolved tnto votingor au amendment than ti'cifnxf it, because tlie presumption in the case of ' au amendment, submitted bv thm-hftlisof j each house of tlie general assoinbl v , is that a large majority of the intelligent voters of tlie state, xvho ilo care what thej are voting about, desire its adoption, and it would lx a wrong to have it defeated bv a few thou sand ignorant voters vvhoeareiiothingalmut it one w a) or the other. Judge llannej s ron-gomg letter to tne GuntK-Ilhi'l hi ic has two or thni-points ... that xv e have noted bv figures for the pur- , , ., , . ,., ,, ,i,0, pose of limiting a fen remarks to them In tlieir order, as folio a r. i (1) Wo do hold "that the end justifies the ineans,-pnvidedthattlieeiidisagiKxlone, andisdredbj U.e intelligent "mean,' 1 ..... ..! f..v .1 nil l !ii l.riu,r,lt aim noi ciuisi im ... .u. "jsv ,.,......... "means"' (J) There is no question lure of either leeehinc tltssifvmg. or 'using'' voters. Mecelving, uts iijiiu. " . There is simply the .tuestionwhUher those xvho vote Ihoughtli-sslj and heotllosslj. with titter indifference, should alwajs be counted as opposed to an amendment, and never m ,. ," .,., t. fl.,,r its favor. Tlie presumption is in its favor , tostartwitli,elsethre.-hftlisoftheiH-opIes renresentatives in tlie legislature would not havesubinitte.1 it. Wh v. then, Miould not theliallotslx'soprintislastocatchthecare- . ti i.r .. ,,,,. i ,a f,.r 1. lesandindifferen xoters In s favor, as well as or rather than to put them always in the count against it? It is no trick, but is simpij a pnnlsiou for leading the blind and heedless in line with the general InU Hi- ... .... ... . ... i i.. ,i. eenoe oi me peopiu oi iuc -ui-, aim " mc way they would want to go If thej vjould take the tnmble to msj and think what tiiej wanted. (1) We think that Judge Rannej dix?s not mean to saj that the word "njijirviiiC is used iu the constitution exactlj in the connection ai.d tlie uenso. in which he ' has here cited it witli . such empua- pliasls. Certalnlj-, the careless xoters, con- coming whoni onlj' we are tlkcussing, can not properly be said either to approve or to disapprove, and jet their affirmative bal- Joteareasrnuch an approval and their neg- atlve ballots areas much a diepproval, in the Intendment of the constitution, as thuseof the most enlightened and purposing nters ut an election. It Is nl a question, a- to printing the ballots, whether these In different voters shall not he led to "approve" in the ruiistitutlmml sense, rather than to disapprove in the same ense; anil, as we have Mill, the presumption is in favor of the former. (11. As to making an "incongruous mass of itelivvork" of the constitution, v e do not think tli it Judge liaiine) ought to feel aiixutv aliout that, inasmuch as eae.li aim ndincut has first to go through a general canvass of its merits bv the public press and the ipular orators before there can be got a general asseiiililv Infaorof iLs submis sion, and then to pass the scathing dtbate of the constitutional lawjers of esich house and come out of each with a three-hfths 111 ijont befon- it can go to the people at nil. Coii'-tltutious, an) vvav, should grow with the grow tli of the jieople, an I not be in ide up lnm-clad lie, one century to be il.nnxil un the next. We faor f.uilit of ihange in constitutions; and amendments thit jump with the progress ot the eopIe should N wel comeil, ami, if possible, carried bj nn uietluxl that is fair for the informed v oter and dix-s no injustiee to tlie indifferent and careless oter. The aiiHiiilments ailojited at the last elec tion wire giKl ones; and we are glad if .111 unthinking ot rs wtri" counted for them. and not, as Judge Kiiiniv thinks tliev 1 ought to hue Ixs'ii, against them. It is' IkM to reniemlx'r that the linkers of a con stitution are not alwajs wise enough to leg islate for a remote posterit. Tlie I(.s fnim . itaiKans Icxiks more WAr,i.e,IK!l. N,ma , lx ,,roposed to Hul-1 Rim a WItllJrawa, t ..,,, ,,,, sW,., into their respective temtones .mil a pr- i,,,,,.,,,,, (lf ,lc armistice till Fel.niarv I; lm, 11ipariar0Jt.0t, tliepn.i..sltiem. Nrvia ,s jccordmgh making re-aelv. under the mi- ,H.niUm f ., AuN,nan general, for a Rran(, ,IeftnMM, inttIeat Xtsoli. Turkej l,as g.,m-in and liken niillturv and govern ,,.,., .session of Koumel'i.i. Austrian .,,, are luring to the front on the Inirilers of ts'rvia and Ktissian on those of ,!llIc.ir, al, tht .hspiuhmgof milit.ir ,., ,i,e ,ink fr,ltll.r has been actiteh n- Mlmiy, .,,. .lrIl11(, i,.rs around the ,N m(,0 ,,mnlu There has Ihvii a turn in the tide of the Hntih ! turns. The liln-r.ils have not Ihvii iiiw.ilcul itmg on tiieisnmtrj-districts which are coining in with lilxral gains., The totals, at the latest advices, stood , hU-rals r.i tones 20.1, and Parnellites AC, ; il '- liberals are beginning to pick up courage to claim a niajont) overall. Hut the problem is not jit solved. Next Satur- daj's elm. turns are evixxteil to tell tlie ton . In a letter from Columbus printed bv the Xew -York bun of Mondaj this chunk of news is heaved into circulation: "Miould there Ik- an artuil fight igalnst Slier man.lt is imssiHethat Ittishuell may te chosen ' sen-itor In tict. such a course has lxeu agreeii uisin in a contingency." i This will be unexixi'tod intelligence to Captain ItiishmlL. We waft the tidings to him as the lirt he ever heanlof it. I'he Clevelind l'liin Healer sav stint, "if the ileinix rats with the assistance of repuli- Ileitis can not elect I'a ne or some other able dciiiix-rat president of the senate, their i preference will no doubt lie Edmunds." Air. Edmunds is popular with both demo-1 ;.raN am, munvHmlls. 1Ie is a primrose republican. Thcebaw is to Ie interned in an interior , Indian cite and left there with all the wives he wants with the ghosts of his murdered relatives aUmt him. with his rojal assits ' and with his white elephant of tliemillion dollar harness. Thoihaw is jit a joung nnii. and there doesn't ap)x-ar tolan- thing to hinder him from having a good, time. I T he bill of exceptions for the transfer of the Cincinnati mandamus case from the cir- cuit to the supremo court has been com- pleted at la-t, and Jordan went with it jes- t"rdij to Columbus where a motion will be , made this morning -to take up the case out of its order. j wi Cac-eres. of Peru, has enlivened his ' j,t ir U attending hi, funeral himself. iie Ins captured Lima and demised the gov- ' ernuitiit, likewise declareil a general am- nest). Caceres has gut himself now in the lncf new N and he maj be existed to make himself lieanl of agaliu We are indebted to Hon. J. Warn n Keifer for several puunds of valuable publications of the govimment reading for a lifetime. The tight of the female l'olanders ui in I)i tniit for their meetinghouse revives rem- lnlscences of thechurch militant. , h to W mandamuse.1 to send up j,alllltm ,.,,,., election-return, to the sivretarj of state. t Hereafter. .Merchant Traveler M TlInl,Kl, ,,! I1()t lHn f.j, . alll Mr T ,ia)1 feIt t,e re,uIt of lt ilt arioUs wavs. bundaj momuig he went to c hurch as a sort of vacation, and when he came back his wife wanted to know all about it. ..l-, n tl,....n ,, IK, , .V, ,111,, . she asked, after sev eral iitlu r questions of a more spiritual na tuie. 'Oil, everjbodv as usual. I saw Joe Kieldng anion; the number and was a little surprised " "Whj?" "He isn't orthcxlox." "In what resjxvt V" "He doesn't U lieve in a hereafter." "1 nevir heanl tliat bifore. How do jou know "" "ltest evidence m tlie xvorld. He's going to gi t warned next w irk." Mrs 1. had a nlajise. Contests in the est Cfiigresi Th iiihiiIm r nf f,mtestitl sots In t)u. - - - ..... . . ... ..... iext house promise to beverj small com- i p-tred with the numenius contests In the j lt. I p to this time the following notices of intindeil contests have been made to tlie cIirkof ,lle lloUs0. Catllllbe .mW-uu agunt Weaver, demixratand greenbacker. tnim tliesixtn district ot Iowa; Weaver's ""'iial majority is 57 votes. Kid.L T in, iiemo eleventh . . .... ' ,.tiir,i.ut i.lii ntmj. ;H otes. rage, ilmitx-rat, against I'earce, republican, second district of Khixie Island, IVaroe's si'at is contested on tlie Krnunit of the unconstitutional disfraiichise- nient of citiiens in the Illume Ishndlaws. llnU llt.m(H.r ai:aIst K(MIiels ,,,,. can, tenth district of Ohio; theofticial plu- ralitj of Ibmieis i ifi, but Hunt exx-cts to prove mistakes ami ; fraud, sufticient to over- csum' it and give him his seat The seat of UfuU , . . )f CaMf)r ma. is said to lx? contested bv the Alaska Fur Sjeal Comiianv, to which" Mr. Henlev hxs made himself obnoxious; but the nut I House i, not a ixxij in wliitlilliiscompanj is likelvtogit much favoror encourage- ,, ,ie tffoIt t) tuni out a lIem.K:ratic r,.)reM.lltalIu.. j, i djabie that there will l notice of one or two more contest, 11ieaNvelit will liardlj cx-cupj a great deal of the time of the election eoiiimlttee or of the house. m inj oi me oiu raiinuis in tne soutli in t existence in lbso have lieen jmrchasecl ' since bj sjudicates and vastlj im-1 jiroved and extended so as to develop new terntorj" or make new connections. Uesides this however, manj millions of dollars have been extended in building new nu,'s' al"' a xvonderful imjietus has tx-en gitcii io uie oev eio(nneui oi uie resmirees ,.f ...,, .!, tii or.. i .nitwun. alone in live j ears lias been .3i3 miles. Tlie smallest increase of anj' state has been In Maryland forty-two miles and South Carolina comes next in smallness with mt tnltpfc Vlnrinitt ftlinvrstin ln.rAoaA 0f 7W mUewhlchJs exceeded by onlj-two states, Texas and Arkansas. A FRIDAY CHILD. When I put on my whits draw summer bat Itblows: And when my do? cart I would drive, on that Itcnows; In winter time thread 1 do uot roam. Because Tb day m new red sleigh comes JinfllBc home It thaws. The girl who, of all rosebud blooming jlrls I picked. And loved for her sweet eyes, lips, cheeks and curls She kicked And when the man f hate, poor, stupid, mean And Krlni, Came by.wlth fare ell glance for me,my quean Took him I bought West Shore at ninety three great stroke For tne: And the next day, as sure as fate, she broke To three; Were la barber all the world would know Mj chair; And all mankind would wear dense bcarda, and grow Long hair. Were I a preacher, quickly the mlllen- Ium. With utter ruin to my business, thin Would come I'll be an undertaker; then I can Defy The laws of nature, for no III Ing man Would die. UunfcKe, in H. 1'. Star. CUEING BY CHARMS. Strange Superstitions Rife in an Old English Settlement. Years ago a number of emigrants from Devonshire, Lincister, Cornwall, Yorkshire and other counties of En gland settled in Northern Pennsv Ivania, near the New York State line. They hid made some of the finest farms in the State and are the best ot citizen,, but manj of them clni"; with mpilir tenacitv to a strange belief in tlie elh cacy of certain ch.irnis that hive been Used for centuries among the clas, to which they belonged in England. Tin charmed ring cure for epilepsy is one of these. Onlv a few davs ago a jew eler at Hoiicdale was called upon by a resident of the settlement, who had with him his daughter, a sitkly girl of fifteen. The girl produced nine En glish two-penny pit ce, from w Inch the jew clcr w as requested to make a ring to tit the girl's middle linger. It w as necessary, the fanner slid, that a por tion of each coin should be usi d and the rest of the pieces ived mil re turned to his daughter The coins were given her by tune boy s, .is ne ir her ow r. age js could be found, w hich would gixe to the ring a charm which, when she put it on, would cure lit r of epilepsy, from winch she was siiOenii";. This he maintained was a cure that was always tried in Devonshire mil never failed. If the victim of epilepsy was n male, the nine coins must be presented by nine females. Some of these fanners keep the skins of adders in or on their house, end buildings, believing the m to lie a eel tain charm against lire. To cure ague the patient is taken to a spot vv hero two road, cross, and an oik tret is found as near the spot :is poihlc. A lock of his hair is lifted tip and driven into tlie tree with an ash peg. The patient must then tear himself loose, leaving the hair sticking in the tree, and walk away without looking be hind him. Sufferers with erysipelas, by wearing in a silken big around their neck a toad from which the right hind leg and the left fore leg ha been cut until tin mutilated reptile dies will get w ell of the disease. 'I he tongue cut from a living fox, these charm be lievers say, carried about the person will ward off disease of all kinds but as tlie person carrying one of these fox tongues will surely die if he should happen to meet a fox at any cross road,, the charm is seldom invoked. One old resident of the settlement car ries in his pocket constantly an im mense tooth from a huniin jaw. The tooth, he says, was taken from the mouth of a man who was hanged in Hertfordshire moie than a hundred years ago after the man was dead, and was came'il by the present owner's father, grandfather and greatgrand father. It is carried as a preventive for toothache, the tootli fiom a dead per son's mouth being a certain charm against that malady. The owner of the tooth says he never had the tooth ache in his life. A double hazelnut ear ned in tlie pocket or about the person is also a preventive of the disease. The charms for the dispersion of warts believed in by many of these hon est farmers are inimeious and most singular. For instance, if a person with warts on his or her hands will w nte tlow n tlie number of them on the band of a tramp's hit without the tramp knowing it he will cniiy the warts away with him tint is, they will gradually di-apiie.tr from the per son's hands and appear on thoe of tlie tramp. By cutting a notch on a green elder-stick for every w ut a person may have, nibbing the -tick on every wart, and then burying it in th.e barn-yard until it tot-, the wnrt may be cured Waits may uNo bo removed by taking a black snail, nibbing it on all the wart at night, and impaling the snail on a thorn bush, icpiatmg the process nine consecutive nights, by which time the warts and the snail will both If sr.TVRa tip Anotner way to get nil of warts is for the person to see a funer al pass unexpectedly, wherever he may be, and, as it passes, nib his w arts quickly and repeat the words: "Warts and corpse pass aw av and never more return. " Green peas may also be used to advantage in taking off wart,. Let the afflicted person take as many peas I as Ui has warts and touch eaeli wart with a diflerent pea. He must then wrap eacli p'-a in a se pirate piece of . paper and bury them secretly in the ( shade of an ah tree or under a hazel bush If peas are not in season and l the person with wart does not care to i try the eflieacy of any of the above named charms, Ic t him select as many ' peobles as he has w arts Sew ing them up in a small big, he must take them ' tt where four roads cross and throw the bag over his left shouldT. This I charm will never be resorted to, how ever, by persons wno nave no mali ciousness in their hearts, for if, by chance, any other person find the bag and open it the warts will appear on his hand. A wen is usually a troublesome and unsightly thing to be afflicted w itb. but the x ictims of wens need not suffer long if they beliexe in the English charm. Take a common snake. Hold it by the bead and tail, and draw it backward and forward nine times over the wen. Then cork the snake in a bottle and burr it If that fails the do- tient must not repine, but simply wait until tliti next May Day. Rise early in 1 the morning of that day before the sun has disturbed the dew Go to a grave yard, and, by passing the baud three times from head to foot over the grave, i collect the dew that lies on the grave of the last young person who was bur ied in the yard. If the victim of the I wen is a woman the grave must be that of a man, and vice versa. Apply , the dew immediately to the wen, and a ' cure is guaranteed In England, ac i cording to the oldest resident of the settlement, tlie "dead stroke" waseon I sidered a nexcr filling cure for wens This was the stroking of the atlicted part with the head of a dead animal. The charm for curing nosebleed is a curious one. If a person is subject to ' nosebleed he may effect a cure by going i to a person of the opposite sex and re i questing him or her to purchase a piece of lace, such as may bo specified, for the person miking the request When 1 the lace is brought the person must take it and neither pay for it nor return ' thinks for it. He must make a neck tie out of the lace and wear it for nine I day s, and he w ill never hive the nose 1 bleed again. If the person is too mo 1 est or gall mt to get the lace in that way let him catch a toad, kill it and wear it around his neck m a bag until I it sickens him His nose will never I bleed again If a person his crimps in the legs or feet at night he has but to pi tee his stockings in h ipt i of a cro on the floor in front of hi I bed when he n tres, or I iv hi, slipper, under the bed, sob s upwaid l'I icing the shoes under the covirhd at the foot of the bod. -o tint the toes of the shoes prot nidi is aNo i sun prevent ive of crimps No one who wears a sn ikc-skin aroniid his he id net d evet hive he id iche If one fiels a stv mining on his eye It t him t.eko a hair from the tail of a blick oat, nib the eye with it nine tunes bifore' midnight on the lirst night of the now moon, and the sty w ill die A nng-vv onu in iv I be dispersed by simply holding be tweeii the thumb and linger, a pinch ol hizol ahes before breakfast for three dais and .saving. Hlnffworm rinpworm rest. Sccr maiot thou pcod or spread 1 But aj c trrow less und less. And die nmon.' the aslil Tlii'so anil mini more strange super stitions .ne iart of the I nth of the simple, honest mil thnft farmers of English Settlement, lt. Clucago Her ald. Trtmble spring from ullenes grievous toils from tit eilles- e ise am 'I ho r.tilrcatl engineer w ho ran intt Jumbo's trunk is the ehampiou b ig- gagc-smislier ot the age. OooJ children are the Inrtlest crop to raise; it takes a kind home and tun steidv heads A". ' InJejiemlent. Personal l)e-ir Xed, como back) all i forgotten. Pa kicked the . rong. mm, and didn't know it wis jou. Come immediately- Jliy. The nrin, who is aluays ready to condemn the mother-in-law", should not forget that flu had a mother-in-law onee herself. "Willis's best poems were written in his boardir.g-hoiie." Another proo! that a person can write lesf when lilt btonvich is empty. Kentucky Statt Journal. e lw,..t:r..l .,.... ..,..... .tl . t ti . A beautiful new ong is called "Th Ixinc Une on the "shore." We newt knew till now how romantic a Military clam coulel be made to appear. liar Iter't Gazette. A new comedv is called "The Girl with a Tin Heart.'' Xearl) all the girlt hive a tin heart when a joung man comes around with soft solder. Luis ril e Cutirier-Journal. The poor dude: The mehincbnl) days hare come. With chirp of tlreiide cricket; Tlicdudi', In lieu of oiercolt, la forced to wear the ticket. , Mmtuttit Trarfltr. In some instances jealousy is a sign j of lovo, but it is more frequently proof of overw helming ego'ism. In some ' cae jenlousi, ij proof of no loe of any ! kind, but is mereH indicatic of a b id i disposition. Albany Journal. "Why don't ou hold up your head 1 as I do?" asked an aristoeritic Iawer I of a sterling old fanner. "Squire." s'aiel the farmer, "look at that field of grain You s.ee that all the i,aluable heads are I bowed down, while thoso that have nothing in them stand upright." . Don't forget to smile! Even a grin ' discounts a loug f.iee in tho world's ejtt. 'Smile in adversity, dark diys; wlien jour wit's ends are warped out of all i hliape and our nerves exhausted, mako at least a showing (Jet the best foot in the lend, and then smile. That cheer ful smile will s-ecuro more aid for jou ifromotlers than a whining voice and wry face could e er hope for. X. Y. Examiner. Arithmetical Proficiency. 'I seeTalTej hasgoneinto thegroccry business. Does he know anything about it?" "About an much as Joe Gibbs does about arithmetic just about." "Well, I reckon he'll get along then, for (Jibbs knows a good deal about arithmetic." I didn't suppose he knew a thing t,bout it." "He doe. though." "Whit dex'she know?" "He knows that if ho takes the whole thing there is no remainder. Th it's the rile- he gos bj whenever he finds anj- i thing htj ing around loose that he cm I UfU" Zice brotcn. m Cncuuo Leader- THIS Ml THIT. ' 1 keeji it with pride, I appl it with care 1 prize it. I prize it, m MV.OllOXT there. , I Use it. as sure as the moniiii,; light comes, j Ilt whitens mt teeth and it hardtiis ni I Ki""'1 It sweetens mj lire ith. 'tis mj verj lust tiling. Thj praise' I'll eer. Oh, bO.ODON V siiur The ltettolll of the s i. jields no jK-arl that c-.ui exeissl in lieautj totli wliiteiiil and cleansesl with tint in-titiiip-iralilfdtutifrice, the fragrant b().t DONT. N'nr is coral losler thin the gtims in whiih such teith are set. nsij the I lilies, who are the lest unices in such mat ters. "Si'Al iiim.'s (!i t ?," hiiidj and useful, i ' lVople are gittmg tirtsl of liviiu- in Lo gin count). 3Ir. Cnflith amputated the top of his held. Saturili, ami Kate IIall.ui was fished nut of aeisttin, Muiuliv even iiitr. j Atiotlivr Life Siictl. .1. I'. (Jraj, of Dadeville. All , writes us: I "1 hau'liet n usmu jour I)K. WM. II VIX'S UIi)AM KOH TIIK I.l'XIS. and lean si, of a tmth, it is far sunrior to anj i other luin; lireparation in the world. Mj mother was confined to her bed four weeks ' w ith a cough, and had ever) attention 'b) a I Kood ph)sieian, but he failed to effect a ' cure; and when I got one bottle of jour !l)lLWM. HAIJ.'S llAIAM FOK1IIK LUNGS, she beean to mend nlit away. I can say in truth that it , s the sikns of s . ifi Hti! I it--. I Know of live cases that DIL WM. ILVI.L'S BAIAM has cured, and my mother Is better than she has been for twentj jearg." BROIVNS IRON BITTERS WILL CURE MEAD ACHE INDIGESTION BILIOUSNESS DYSPEPSIA NERVOUS PROSTRATION MALARIA CHILLS and TEVERS TIRED FEELING GENERAL DEBILITY PAIN is the BACK & SIDES IMPURE BLOOD CONSTIPATION FEMALE INFIRMITIES RHEUMATISM VEURALGIA KIDNEY AND LIVER TROUBLES 'OR SALE BY All DR'JGOtSTS 1 he Genuine ha Trade Mark and crossed Reo ines on wrapper TAKE NO OTHER. ACHES H, PAINS! "I sche a'l over' ' What s. corr mon, ex press orj; and hov rtn. h t rrtearis to many t poor su"erer ' These aches Ijavi a ;ause, aid mo o frequently thaqisgener aMy suspe ted the cause is th,e Liver or Kidneys. No d soase is more painful or ser ous thar) th,eee, arid no terr,edy is so orrirrip' and e"ect ve as ifllSHLER'S Bitters No remeaj has yet beer d so ered tat is so e'fertve n, all KIDNEY A0 LIVER COMPLAINTS MALARIA, DYSPA SIA, ct" , arjd ijet it is s mple and larrri less. Scierre an,d rrjed cat skill have corribined v th woriderful success tose lerbs v h ch, nature h,as provided for trie cure of d seae It strengthens arid in vigorates tfyewho'e system. Hon Tin MetijStfteTj. the dirtinr'ilvW Con PMin ui.ouce rnte to a fellow nvm ber who wii uffencv Iron. lsti.nsition tml kklny diieaie "Tr MUtlrrti Ifrrb 11 tier", I I. he It will curt 70U I bairuts-lit f or l all tul .stlcn and aflpc. tion of the ki iLf I atltl It in the moet wonderful combination of infllriui! her! I eieraaw. MISHLEB UEIIB BITTEH8 CO, S25 Commerce St . Philadelphia. Fuker'sFleaiint'WormSyrapHeTtrTaUl i EPITHELIOMA ! OR SKIN CANCER. Forsetrnyeirs I siitfereit with t ennoer on my f ice Ml the simple rrmeilirs Mere applied toallt-vlttcttic piin. lint the place continued tiKr.flnaII) rxtfinllni! Into my nose, from whlclirime it yellowish dlsclliree ery offen the In Chirac ter lt win also Inflamed, and annoyed me a creat de it. lout elfihl months aco I wis In tlanti. it tlie house of a friend who so strongly recommended the use of swift's s,rlflcth it 1 determined to miXe an effort to pnicure it In this I wis successful and lieictn Its me. The liitluence of the medl cine at first was to somewhtt amraiate the sore, but soon the inflammation w is allayed mil I hejMii to lmiroe after the first few bot ties Mi Keneral lieilth has ireatlylniproed I am stronger, and able to (loan) kind of work rue r nicer on m I ice uein to decrease mo. tne nicer 10 ne-u. uniii mere is nui a tnui.r m i itieft-,n'y a little seir marks the place where it hid been 1 am ready to answer all ques tions relative to this cure .Mies JoicieA McDotaLn Atlanta. Oa., Auruit 11, 1V Ithae li id a cancer on my face for some years, extendi iik from one cheek bone acros the nose to the other lt hiselten me a ureal deatnt p tin. at times liurulni; and Itchlnc tc such an extent that it w.is almost unbearable I commi need usliic swift's -pecine In JHy lss.'i.and Inteusidelkht bottles lt his git er the ere itt st relief by remot-ini the liitlamma tlonandrestorinKinyueneril health IliHxtS. KnonlIle.Iowa.Sept 3. lsi. For many yeirs I was i sufferer with c-incer oi tne nose, ana nxtini: neen curea oy me use ot fc s . 1 feel constrained bya sense of duty to sufferiin: hum-mity to mike this it itemenl of mi esse With the fourteenth bottle the cancerbeiriinohe.il ripidly and soon dtsau- peired. and for scleral months there lias been no appe trance oi i sore ot any Kinu on my nose or face, neither is my nose at all tender to the touch I hae taken about two dozen bottles S- ? j . and mi soundly cured, and 1 know that is " effected the cure after every known remedy was tried and h id failed. KoBkRT &11KDLKT. r ort tlalnes. Oa , May 1, lvv. I h id he ird of the wonderful cures ofSwift' Specific, and resole ed to try lt. 1 commenced taking it In tprll.lss", it jreueml healtti was much Improved, yet the oncer which was In my breast continued to grow slowly but surely The bunch crew and beiame quite heavy 1 felt that I must either lne It cut or die. But It commenced dlschanrlnj: quant I ties of almost blick, thick blood It continued heillni: around the edes until lebruary. when It wis entirely healed up and well Unst Wood. Cochevtt, Plymouth (,' Miss. July i, lssa. swift's speclUc is entirely vegetable, and seen s to cure cmeers by forcing out the im purities from the blood Treitlseon lllood and Skin Diseases mailed free THsSwinSricciricCo ,Drawer3, xtlanta.Ua X V.157W.2M bt CURE Rick. Ilradaeho and relieve all the troubles Ind drat tu a bilkma slate of the BTstem, uch as Dia tn-s K.aia, DrowainoM, Di-strcat after eatin. Pa'i in the Sid- Ac S h.le their most reoarfe able ftucceta ha becm howu In carinj SICK ncadarhcTctCartcr'sUttlcLlTcrl'illaireecittally xluable ia (JonHtipatioQ, curing tnd prcveintlnff tbia annoying eompUint,ihUelhcT alao correct alt d tordcra of the atomach, atimnlate the lrrer ud regulate the bovrela. Krra it thej only cured HEAD Ache they wcmld be almost prlcelew to those who tdfH r i rom this dlstxewui complaint ; bat forta rji eljthcirEOotlneasdoesnotccdherejandthoae who once try t hen will find theae little pills Talu ablelni'omanTwtysthattheywinnotbcwuliBg to do without them. Bat alter all sick bead ACHE It thebanc of fo miar lirt that here Is where sre male our f-rca, houU Our pill cars It while uihcrfldonct. Carter s luttle iaTT illia re Tcrypniaii aoe puis maKe a aoac. who fire fort!. Bold br tlrarglat crixywhcre, or Mat bf mall. '1RTEK MFDiriTne CO.TfowTork Did Sup- you pose Mustang Liniment only good for horses? It is for inflamma tion of all flesh. li CARTERS D. W. Pritchard & Co., DC4LERS 1, TUE Patent Mantling .Seam Iron Knoflnjc and Coi Tiitrati U Sldii g and Celling. saKemloriili s Flexible ( inijs Itooflnsult able lor nil klnili of buildings Vneiits for thf llott Vleiaiuc Tin shingles, smirlor to stat-for nil ornanirntal work netitimtnit siiceiiiuridi siibrhsk MrtiUle l'dint and t-ni-iii n rir tuuij hi , hii ircleV'b'rnsa'i'be'lel.'lln'o',! r,r;;,'r' for the term of five jt irs uitlioul any n.l.ll llonal rost to the iminr llu roots ion tleiiineit by tinners a spet I iltv xll work full ' guaranteed for nte irs ,!. uitt ill II. W. ri!ITCIMHI.V.CO ' I til . M.lilist .Srni:trl,0. MEATS. ESrA.Bt.tit : 3 ' Wk H. Oust. MamiM. Suit WM. GRANT'S SONS, L CORNED BEEF EVERY DAY. Zjmrrl. Tl4tn anil VYm E . Y. EMERIQUE, No. 6 West High Street. Everything New and Clean. All Kinds of Smoked and Freeh Meat Conitnntlj on Hand. 1X15 Adjustable Chair Co., Oloveluinl. O. IJKUMI. HKINDL, Manager for Springfield, !.. Il.ie ,. Ohio. 814.00 Rocker, with Automatic Foot-rest. -.ihlbited and for tale (alto on easj payment plan) at the store aoi art room of MB. C. H. WilHaa:, 2S Sist Uaia Street. TeriocJ ihe Universal Rocker arid llest, and challeoaie th world to produce Its equal In ilm Tllcit ilurnHllitT nI vmfort. EXCURSION G?AN0 PULLMAN PALA3E CAR LxcurUon leies i'incinniti Iecfmber l"th for L-"t XiiKeles ind "an rrim.i'uu Hound trip flrnttliHs tiiket-, iood six months. mil ?lJt)V lIimikuiwij California, hxturilon erry nioi.th laps and rln ill irs frf N II WAHWICK 131 Mne frt . Cincinnati. 0 fP Chimney 09 at 231 o n fix lO g n 5 L ess 60 , t? jQ ?s Hi LUaC no -I o I O v-l " zl oSl ? l X O 1 e o o "I jrAcninrnl GEO v.. . - -- j-p -J- lArprTHaro. pr BURGH LEAD GLA5S WKS- fORSAl KLZttSJ&frr WHERE' THE0HIITSOB IROK TONIC Wmpu-ify hr DLOOD rr lata tlie LIVE ami X'DMtVS and VIOOR f YOtTTH Vr pptlv, V aictofApp-'Ut-o, li ui"tJiion, J c -: Strenru tklaM AllCUa (7C14U. USltul.li cureu. lioies, musciesan tn..rer. tho mlmt ai 7 T-STsTS: Bupn.ies urain row: I A I ET S Poff-rlrfrfrom complain im J I Es W jculiar to ttielr sex wl md In CK. UARTEB'S I30M TOWIO a Mfo ac pedTCtire. Oi esa-clear, tieUhTcomplelot Trequcnt attempts at count'-rfrUiojc only f the popularity of the orlrlnal- Oonotexpex i'-nt rtthe 0uginal jud BrST. (SrodioaratldrcaatoThsI Ha-trMAOo. Clxnla. Slo-,fdr our -DBKAM BOOK.) TDe Largest Financial InstitutioQ in Onto. The Union Central Life Insurance Co, or Cincinnati, U the lirot moneyed in stitution in Ohio It was chartered about twenty cars a,;o bt a numlier of prominent men of Cincinnati and Southern Ohio. Or-g-imzed with a paid up capital (as provided by law ,) of $ 100,000 00, it now has asset. of nearly Three Million- Dollvrs. Since 1S67 it has paid to its policy holders for death losses and otlicrw i'C o er Three Million Dollars.. The L nion Central has alu a s been t ery conservatively managed. It exercises great care in the (.election of the persons it in sures, and invests nearly all of its large as sets in first mortgages on real estate,vf bv the Ohio law, must be worth, exclv ofall buildings and -improvements, not lest, than twice the amount invested. It loans its monev in Ohio, and adjoining States, and realizes the highest rate of interest of any Company in the land, w hile its death losses are the low est. It makes a specialty of Endowment Policies at the ordinarv "Life rates of other Companies thus affording protection to a man's wife and children m case of early death, and if he lives lie receives the full amount of the Policy himself. We are in formed that this Company will do over seven millions of new business this ..... . r- . , ; vear. anil tnaiitvvanisanrsi-ciass man in every townsiup ill UK Ulic niicie; lb 19 iivt Hwn represented. A Clear Skin is only a part of beauty; but it is a part Every lady may have it ; at least, what looks like it. Magnolia Balm both freshens and beautifies. YMEATMARKET M ATMARKET tjHaJatUaV LAMP S5 I e - -. Wears now ready for the Fall trade with a tins Una of goods bought at the present kwsst priest, and can sell FURNITURE, ALL KINDS, CARPETS, ALL GRADES, ., ,. , . . . . ,, i i : .1 Heating and ook Stoves, every style: Queei ware, the Dest in si hdes; Buimese and common dasiware in all the beautiful col orings; window uurtains with ana without uaro; rurnauus ana Baltirm re Heaters a specialty. Studebaktr Farm Wagons at Cost. We nave outfits for the h uskepper, have everything. Nice Chamber Sets. $15 00 and up. Rain or shine, we are here to serve you promtly, at prices lower than ever before knows. ANDREWS, WISE & PUTNAM, 42 and 44 Mitchell Block. GRAVE THE BOYD BURGLAR -, Sal rW UamaBtgaW)AhaBaSla3P ing onuenasera. Jiaouiaciarei ox THE SPRINGFIELD MANUFACTURING CO., SPRINGFIELD, OHIO. FurNilelij mt.NCI.lFr' CEJ!r.rEl.i A Oi lAriO.. Aptilj to sup rin tpndrnt Hick, at Crmelerj, or H. W. Shiphrd. Clerk. FULTON & HYPES. FUR CAPS, for Men and Boys. GLOVES, for Driving and Street Wear. NECKWEAR, Elegant Assortment UNDERWEAR, HOSIERY, MUFFLERS, COLLARS, CUFFS, SHIRTS, ETC. FmTON & HYPES, MAIN ST., DRUGS, tntov is the: tuvt-f; To use our Improved Tonic of BEEF, WINE AND IRON! Composed of Extract of Beer, with Citrate of Iron and pure Sherry Wine, and other ingndiento, which make it one of the bet tonics that tun b made. Wo havealso on hand a full line of vines espe cial I j fo m edicinal purposes AD. BAKHAUS & CO., No. art -Eamt OLD RELIABLE J. D. Smith Company (lobe ItulMini;. tr.Wt High St. ami ialnut .lltj. Printers, Binders AND STATIONERS. Bluk Bool TTora aaJ Lrral Blaaktaipxlalti. DR. WM. E. MORGAN. Ofllce: 31 West Washington St. Treats all Chronic Iiiiea.fs Xiitl Catarrh a?pi'cUIt eeinsuiutiuii rrfe Utfict Hours from V a m. to ID p in. lumonia Remedy for sale HORSESHOEING T. J. THOMAS, YQBK HOeSE SHOEIIE IW Walnut Alley, rear Central Market Houm ptclal care with lame bonee, colu, trick horta onm that lnterfrre, an J thoaa harlnc paenlla rHE NEW-YORK TRiBUNE. TlinNEU"-OK..T..JiJI EcnterniwntIie irw Mile 1 11 1 iu car v; itli u itliiului.slisl f jitb la tiio L&tunltlrii lUiKjisirof tlie I-rty wlilchLa.- sbuwn lie greatest c cllv- f jrs-fc jut rfotic. Intelligent -overnmejt li la.ais. IL-i a-inL ajtl frlcntU for telr 1 early f-u:':s.xt elt rli" ILo Iat yeir. an I it jrs to tUe a rorwan. t . t!ie work that is .till ia aalf..res-U THE NZ'.V-10::it TRint'M: remains the rme'iwl ua.lt iul e x,oa i-t of tjt arjrunicnta. eloe ria ami Jia. ilUI iin-Mlcaa partj" It U a t- Uf. afrPri"AlTo neersjuiKr. nnei rupromUincIy .rmMlran,ani!fa!t'ifu lj tleve.tM to tl.e borne Inter .tsvfall lBfu. The i"apcr veil! labor earnestly ra itrotntivc tariff to e'evclop the resources of the iffen nt states anil wenre pect vrapes, poot f ki!. oml cl thi-i? ao 1 toniforta'ilo Iiomtft for the petv . U fir eial rishu and -a honest Tite Kort'i a.t South, for every praiticat nieasnre In the aterests of moralltv ami fjr rrriht. eliiiCisl, atrtotic porerniunL Republicans Ilccd The Tribune. I very iatitli-ict farmer cverr t soldier virr orl.ir aail actie, man of uliatever oicnpa- Jou cTiry til yiiti. wit'i a faiii'y . ant every it!lenHhovvajtstlilcE ' ! I11 4.:;v,I'tit'iepart; f pn'presi brilliant achievement, anj morality nees'jTlII.TKir.l NT A Series of Var Stories. The .ramlr fiatnres if toe .ar fr ti.o Vnion lace a.1 been resoideiL The miner inch'e nta. the hrilUnir aut rouiantii. episoiles, arda rreat volume. t nhku nly fii banters have ever be eu written. TlirNEV.OUKTKllllMiitlersArKIZI. ril. A ."in in iamIi fur the v ",?,--, ,ivn8 Midler ir ullerif ilwUutic lor litrio'iPi"i iiiiivMH ,r Ari ...i- i.t-au (iffiipr li tit It-r tl eiaoV f Lvi nrl oi ar(.anuin alut C OOi) w nlslu Unpth.nlal.nf ajB "i. -rt JVI.a .- . Qlr tat n-. 1 lunftintr iiiritH ni, rii-u iis"i. r"ri"-. """ r eiptr'fnr ' wMrli ) 1 tm. if a I"-rt i incrwn4HH. PItlK OF9100 wiU l pr irtha 8wnl lx t firj. Iwrnij firi r ipn f then Mtrt4" vcV lx ni 1i-1 il ilnrinr l-f I rerrnnoaci tM will . i-ai-l f.r wln-tlnrtt v ii iriroirncL Tlol-ot iwi win itrthr t!i4t i' i ubMrHion lterin-i Innturv llh Thf r iiij-rtiiU HI t-n.t JuH lt, 10, .Ml iuinnriiM 111 l artlitl.y rtaL Premiums. Uim'm ITonflnM Tntlr of Mrillclne, tc iiHl-Mnu olninft. pnCnwlr 1 Inst rut rl: Wrb ters Dint Wrtet-T I uabrWuM Iictinariei; iilnitU i Ulmtratril llttory t f tli TnitM Matrs, oiiuiT) ('i.iMvnlinri-rf th MM, n. il Watrr nrr v atch. Nrnt for wiirpU cpr which rtescribw io I rt-mium. TERKS. Th PkIIc. T" cents v month ! 50 a year. The nn.l.iy tribune II el a rr The eml W eealy 12 50 it rear, or -' Oltin tlnlx. The. Weeklr. 1 SI ver,orl 00lnelub. 01eeyenrantcrlltlooU rllU rutlU fcslotalClut Agent, It then ta onei THE TRIBUNE, New-York. BINDERS VAULT. PROOF GRAVE VAULT Conatrutrted of herr chilled iron Dlat arn! blnif self IncklDC It la thf only vault tn tb w irl 1 that U bsolntelr proof aaalnwt fmr? rbbrr. Indurvd tnd rctiiinntitt bjr V odertaker l em eterr Auwctatloosau.d Ia-liniectttZ' ' an! livinea verMbre Theicrrd bKll-flof ourfroveddeal. otbi-TwtM llblr to bf torn from th-.r Krsres by iacrll-fflou bnd ruthlt-aty motllatfl aod mad tb subjects of ihr ru I and gbastlr Jtts nf brutal a-rave- robbr r atTorde-t complete pn tertloa wttbia the secure environments of the Itoyd(ir Van It. t very Cemetery howerer ) guarded. la likely to t wretly Invaded and n boed of re cently InterTM bodies. Kememberlnr that the Boyd Grave aolt prorldea the only eiTectnals curtly aalnt ihH desecration. Is tter any won der that thoDwnndn irr In me nil oirr ihe reaatry f Kepttntttock antl for oale by all lead HAHEfiS HKD FURMSHERS. ETC. Afaln Htrent. CEO. SNEED, PffJCTICIL BUCKSM'TH, HQHSE SHGEfl And General Itepalrmc Done. COR. CEMER AMI VTAM1I N (JTOX .TS Always Satisfies. The best pre-paratiuii for J n.moiiu tlie frrovvtli of the ha-'r. and for restoring c- r hair to its original color. i Hair H.i r Kenewer. As a dressin;. it U uai imiW. Mr.. AUt-il IU.Hisett, lis Honanl s- Detroit. Mich., writes: " He-fore? I com menced the u-mj of Hairs7s8HairRenewer my hair wxs weal, thin, anil fjraj. I am now !fi jtars of ae, have u-e-d the- Ke nevver for the List ten jeans ami posse-.. a heavygrowthof brownhair." Mrs.T.H. Collin., Logansport, Ind., vvnte- I become gray when I was quite vcuu. Hairs Hair Renewrer restored mv hair to its original, color, and incre-a.-e-d the. growth. It also prevents d-imlrull. and Keeps the hair soft and glossy." Buckingham's Dye FOR THE WHISKERS Produce, a handsome brown or black, with the least expenihturc of time, 'rouble, or mone. It i alvvav safe and convenient to use, ami cue a permanent color to the vv hiskers or mustache. PKFPVREIl BV K. P. HALL X. CO, Nashua, X. II. Sold by all Iirusgi'ts. NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. I CURE FITS! Wbn I M-r cut 1 do nol ihii uwrvlj to atop then for tim ! tba tbn rtairn amvln. 1 radaOil mr. I hT tmmi tbv dicM f JITS. iriLINT or riLUNU BICiS E!t litVlaio(tady 1 Vawrmat mr Tm4j to CUT ltt wctrkl raM. BecamMottMr k favllrd U bo rtuai for Mt d w rvnlvtBS Cavrm. -nJ t ime lor tlbi kn4 FrBaltl f lar lafavltlU ivtxinlj UIt Cxprta ftbd Tdm Offlc. ItCMts jobotblv( tor tnt, & I wllltwvyoa. AaVtnwDr. H. O KUOT, lUroavrlSLtw Tort. CONSUMPTION ' PMlU nm4T lev IM tboc 41 mm; r lu m mmmaM f mm u nt kt4 & of lose tMdia feMatr& ladttd, to tttvt to my futft la Iu ffl-r' tkIwtt M4 TWOBOTTIJtSrKEIorvi&orvltkaTAU UABLI TUAT1SS UMm tiMf la Mra9tr OIm Kb. PIANOFORTES. CNEQCAtXED 1 TONE, TOUCH, WORKMANSHIP and DURABILITY. WIUIAVt KAIIK A. CO Km. tO and ae West Daltunore M , Balumon. No. 11J fiftt Avenues aw i ork. PIANOS-ORGANS Tnt demand for the Improved Mason & Haenrv Flaaoa la now ao large that a aecond addition to th faetory has beeome imperative Ho not require one quarter as much tnntna; a Pianos on the prevailing v. rest pin system. Consult t. atalOfro. f-ee. 100 styles of Okiss, til ur-.O lor Cash. Easy raytnents.or Rented. Mason ft Hamlin Organ and Piano Co., SEW TORK : POsTllV : CllICsGO. S1AGXETO-ELECTKO CIKCLE1 PSICK 0HLT TWO DOLLABa Tor the poaltlve relief and can o miKs itiiim. un iumw. it iNAB WeUr.sonlyonooa.ieajj-aiHteonT Wtk foruble to wear; with sreot an Ki-S JymItUoti.rVei4n)utleaaf B. A. C. XMT InMwir, Kw.TMir ii