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SI iiaSgafSMartiiu)., .?v scr.. uu -2- -f nEPFBTJO, S-VnrrtTOT ENTafTNQ APRIL :; 1887. .a?S!2SJ itcya-whj It r; l& 1$ -ii piM:iiiimig tfililej ram CVn. CY4J. If aartwaeM. Von, Atflum. tirut lull. W UMptrMT tXHiah lncli4aotiAmqintp iAm,anu rawTn fvaumuf tNMk Tb Geautaa Ur, I mWt iwm MTp U imil nry tit u At Wniittirm. and for our wnp txnow lyirw, am the fsiRueKlCfituivnf J An M nil T -A. Mrer Hl VJ l"n-tn,Illttniorw,Mi- U 8. A. (Vw 1 ' ll Thf crrftl Tobacco An- iix to 1 1 bold itr mil Pruccuu. AMUSEMENTS. BLACK'S OPERA HOUSE Tlinrsiljj Eiening, .llai 5, S7-. JAMES E. n N U ADMISSION : i.'.c and :t."r. Ketterrrd seatp, ."( li on mIp next Tnesday at Pif ret. j. j. Mccarty, TAILOR! .-.1 .SOUTH LIMESTONE ST., llliMikwKlIrr llliirk). rrtsonts a splendid line.of Suit int-H tor tientlemen'8 Spring Wear. SUITS and OVERCOATS MADE TO ORDER. Satisfaction Guaranteed. The Cost of having your Cur tains done up by laundry, will buy one of BOHLIIYGEE' SIPXOFtJ- uT of roufcMl rRAMc "ll Ive von MmiCT. Time and I.sTwir. T FHY HolSkKHltK MlOlLI) 1KT OSL, jt iajy can operate thtm. For Sale By I. C. BUCK & CO. ANDCURERSOFTHE Champion Brand SUGAR CURED HAMS, SHOULDER and BACON. PURE LEAF LARD! For Family U. W. Grant' sSons 16 E. High Street. II POSITIVE Cure without mei" I icine I'atentut , October If Is? ' One box wtllcLrt Ihf nioit 4Mtin it case in ftunlay rln lllrii'is Soluble MfdUattHl ItoutrlrK. N naruuslutfof . uU1! roiat'i i orU 1 xi IiImmkI. thht are rrrtaln to prmlurf 1vh im psln h tle-stroyitur the (uathiet ot Hit itum aih lTtit SI M ny all drucuiHts iniletl on rrcrtiit t pri r ri further iiartifiilars srsl f.-rcir cuMr V O o 1. J. C.ALLAN CO.. E St .loliu Slrert. e Intl.. GS 4jrMT' 1 S face Curtain Stretchers HI n 1 1 ii i a-ij j-i-u 1 1 1 fi B. - PORK P1M5 u 50 C. BUYS A MAGKINAW V' -J-J." , ." A CLOSE CALL. "cabriolet" Has An Awful Experience In an Abyssinian Tonsoml Juiut. in This City. t Mlllallu Awtlltlint Hint III tool lies. iefftllin .i I-terj'.lla.l I sprlieili e 4lriliUiIU Told lit h liillui iul t sjoiTerer It Is Mot otli r til It I riwjM.II.1 to 111 elili.K' of an) one of in) irliclcs hut the following sk tt li aie.ireil In a pain r ot whiih I think imt a single cop) is una in eistnue, ami 1 tautologize It tixla) at the request of several Ineiuls, whose u tines 1 cannit at this innimnt nsill It wis written iwai lurk in the eail) ili)s, before in) mine hail heroine a honseholil mil hii n-t ai d w onl. Here it Is I here were twi Ke men ilmd of me the othrilit) in the white Uulxr shop wlu n I hive in) teitures imiIiiI ,tinl I was in a hit liurr) In a moiiii nt of n cklessiiess w III. h will alwa)s Imuii like a sis ter III m hoi) piu 1 went into a lolonst shauitMhi joint on HikIi strist. an. I imliriteil t) an expressive Kesture that mult was in ss. sum M) as ill tm vv is i jimiiii; tiiulittn of thoiit .'.'. with a In eat h ehxpieut of a reitlll 'stniii:ht' amt a wild atti mpt it a shirt tint muht to lute Imsmi sLikeil on and surveveil li) an enirnieer iindt r the existing un reihstion. I lieliete that shut vva-s al - most unlit for puhlKatioii there was t Ktiienlnir ahout it tint hetoknieil the ,i,..,. ... n, i.mn.ir, ,. . ...i.r,.i. i..,,.i. in iinhier ornimeiitisl the liosoui. a hreak- fist ect: was hlixiiiniiK like a uieiuor) on the left eiift. and the sleeve were imire or less implicated in a scheme to linik like a war mail. There hung about the irnriiient a vapiie and indesrnbahle istor in wh'uli fadeil smells of "coose lti ast-," liav-rimi. iHTspiratioii anil other streets ot a barbtr shop inuit.lsl In a bewitilumr bouoiiet tint would htte almost tiirmsl t grindstone, to sat iioIIiidc of a stomarh. I don't wtntto sx"alc disiespeotfiill) of this )ouiir hair .iiuputator. but he slixxl In need ot a h.mee of lim n and a bith as niinj as set raT. I threw ni)s(lf in the chair, extended in) ii'ir so mat in) : ett were lost in tim ier- spectite. Hid bacW ni) lieail until the' Adam's apple"' overlooked the nose, and told him to ileal centl) with the erring one. It) thewat.mv face is as tender as a liicken.s, and bleeds almost if jou hxik at it. I attempted to route) this Idea to the eentlemiii with the sujierliiimiii shirt, lie said ") avsah," and fished a li) out of the hair-oil without lixiklni; at me. Then be lurked a towel with an eirl) lustor) down in) ins k, tickled a piece of )ellow soap In i liowl till it frothed, and then began to lither me with an abandon thst ih ra terizes a small b3). a Inn kit of whitewash and eighteen janlsof si-fixit feniv. He daubed it on to nil features until it tot up my nose and down into in) throat 1'inall) I rled time." and .lis idisl the round in his favor. I ex plained to him that 1 did not come in to gt t uiv palate shauiiooed, as he seenusl to think, but simpl) to get shaved. Ilehkcd thus pltsre of humor. He opened his inoutli to a decree such that I cot a good utsieht into his disposition and character. He ev i- dentl) appreciated fun, for he mopped me. oil with a napkin and commenced to encore the whole proceed nut with added enthusi asm. 1 said to him that I would lather he wouldn't pet an) soap on ui) collar. A moment later 1 regretted the speeih, for it i simnl) ailed his attention to that unlortu- nate article of ni) apparel. Otherwise it niicht have escaped his designs, and cot on" easier. As it was, he slapped Iithi r upon tint pixir trail neck-feiue until it was re- i luced to a pulp, and thine to mv net k for , protettum in a ) tint was pitlab'e. Mill, the jouiu man with the remote sldrl. pileil Hiap on ni) pale. Inch bred face. I closed j in) e)es, mutt, red 1 1 ra)er, thoucht of mi , pist, ami resulted to die like a man and a Christian. Funll) l.etixik bollof ni) Pfe, between his scented thumb and fore nnper, Murk bis! inferior ijilt into in) ejeand turned nit' ' heid to one side 1 hen he pulled out a razor, wived it thrc itemncl) over an obso 1. 1 siisx-iiikr tint hiinc dejectisll) from the t h ur. based a li) otf ni) nose and into tut mouth, and Iiecan to piir off in) outer pub i mis. I here wis no refeiee hut it walnut over two minutes before tirsl blood was tleclirrd for his side He had paused a moment to Cie aduiiriucl) at his lelleitiou in the looking class, and had sliced a cutlet oiT of )our humble servant. I Now. if there Isouethuic 1 stand in hor ror of, it's the liimitidldintlacratioiikuown as ba) rum. It sets me on lire to think of it, and its application to mj skin is as pure a torture as tieing burned at the stake. When I aw mj fri-nd make a feint at the ha) mm Ixittle, I came near making a faint in) self, but I said with as tirm a mice as xssible ; me? It1;''"'1 PUt a"J r ",at ,tUff oil He laugheil a little and Mid in a pleasant ea) tone. " ball right, boss. Helps o' gem-1 men think that tt hu'ts, but it dixsn't. 'S ' onli 'mageniition." Then lie cooll).audj with the utmost Imnhomlr, nibbtst a hand-1 fill of the hideous stuff into the raw wound I tsild shner ran down ui) spine and tnns-' tiiisl me. il) ts?th locked with pain, and i the cold sweat stood out on in) fort held ' lAt l..x litlinfr am A. 4td4iHM latli.....l , . 1 imt me latin a- aiiiuuaiii laiiiritti, nnu I'll h that m a ininut, )o sell don'" -and i ma) I neier ttran another unatli ot sam) ' 1 If be didn't pick up a roiu.li, jagged lump oi .tiuuiii aim go io iiiuuiiig in uie oiissiing gash with the shar,x-st point of ,t. ...'. .1: . ' !U .!" "'"t... ij. Jlt it didn't show, for which I was grateful. 1 -"-' """ ' jegumimg felt 1 w as tome to faint, " a"? ,b'a.d,':r- tl,e " lWr h 'l T"C 'IKh- hu't )ou,donnit""the barlK-r aske.1 1 '" and aK"e' co'it'Iiat'"1' ' " s)niiatheticall)'. "Vo face is awful t ndah. I len'''a- lour mt: jiiiomi icium tiita lauiai uueiy' , , --.- of some of in) hygienic parts had been i B'x Preparation know n. It ivitl posi seiereo and 1 was bleeding like a punctured tively cure all Blood Diseases, purifies the poiker, and the lather on my Imv was , whole system, and thoroughly builds up the turning i w arm. st nations hue that made it look, like imik ice t ream I said 1 guessed , I l.a n.itrlit tr t a I... ur tt... ..It ll.u ..ll.ur " .'.s"' .J mj. .. . it... ... i.iv ....... side prphiis it wasn't so rare on that side. He smiled, rasied mo up b) the leftear.and did as 1 suggested. Mj heail fell with a dull thud. 1 took partiuilar notice of Ibis point, itwastheonlj genuine i .w of t tlmdnes, that I have met this season We had better success on this side. M) I ngmiuetk is raintr lougiivr linn ui) leu owing to the fart that it gets more oien- a r exercise. The barlier scrainsl the furx oir mj chin and Jan. cut off a mole that he i didn't approi e of, shaied away such ixirtion of in) e)e-brows as he didn't need at pres- I in and then commenced to lither mj.eje i anil temple iniliistnoiislj. 1 said to him to please hurrj- 1 hm! an en-1 gagement with a man who was just leaung j rinesiii fur Ihi-iMti. ami at this rati. Dor.. was danger of his being kept nailing at the tiex.i nere. ne smutsi wiiu appreeiiiion i ,ialr tar , .s.pnngtlel.1 without t hange. aiu'coiuineiiceii-o xs-loil thesu.noriiia- arniingat prlIlglltld at ' r. p in. Ibis illaii luiiscle. i gnes passengers sei en hours at Aiiiterson There I drew the line. 1 told in) assail-1 am, eiK,lt ll()llr, at Mlmon ,uaking the en aut 1 Iielietisl I dull) t care to tx shuts! tire trip In one dij. tint ila), ami an) how it was a pit) to mar ( the si ulpturmg he had alread) done. 1 got limi to mop the I ither and gore oil in) face. thanked him and feebl) rose to go. lie ne- j ttinll) hid the t mini iTii c to ask mo .is I tot li nil to in) It ft Hon' )iui w int )o hair trimmed ttsli), nli'" I aiisweicd no tint I didu I I 'tniild wait till Ilic t ill fa-dilou pi Hi--, i line in. to see wild to trim it with u lit tin r old xmt or slashed mull, lie looked luiit at this sari asm, I'lit lit got eteii with me. foi a 1 staggered out anil lixiked troiind (or an am bulance he jelled after im 1 "Hitter wilt aw laic, sail, ile txiss'll lie in iff while I'm mil) a nun he It f lure I lie he went out. I nit are leirnin' ile j liniii-- I Mtr Inn lull lor a IK In" ifomctg'lu ( viii lull i IN A BUSINESS WAY I'uliitN limn (lit Mi ri limits Interesting tt Itepilliln He liters Parrisli niiMarkit strict, incited the hrst Teiim'ssie stuwlx-rries this uininlng, tort) tents a iinit, Imt the are nue. Vtxiut the Idth ot M it straw hemes u I lie plent) ami iluap I he Sipriugheld eeit roiiiian) opened their sk i fmiiitaiii tola). anil disposed of oier .000 glasses of the iuoit gixxls Mcl.irtn llros , the dr kkkIs i..en, are itoim: a Kixxl ln-.iiH'ss and si II ,-,hK at one price, InirkisI in plain nellies . II. tc!iaiis is now In the ipieenswire i business alone and his t splendid stix k of I fani) and staple Rixxls His store is at H south Market street, and his "id' appears in tixla)'s Ki 1 1 in k. Mine. King's milliner) store on south Limestone street is a fashionable resort lor st)llsh lames who wear tlei;antl) trimmed hats. Mine. Kind's taste is eviiuisile. am) ' tlierein lies her siicoev, eustonuis . ... r I r.vain, Kiint7iuan .V. to in pleisiinf her hive nut in a bus) week in their custom department, and ire overrun with orders Their heip salr of readv-made iroods will lie continued ilur inr next week. The newest thincs in parsols, satins. Kiiuhanis and blick laie skirtuu;s md tlollllClllLTS are to lie hnil nt Mnrnliv A Itn I'lhe) are the leadtrs in line dr) kihxIs Thiir diess goixls ilfjitituit lit is ilttats lilhsl with the verv latest stWes. Hainilton .V Ilrannaiiian, the meat de it ers at No 47 vvest Main strist, are selling the ver) best hints and biism in the citt. Their meat is alwivs line and fnsh and can lie relied itxin is Miik lirst class in eitrx diiH.'Ilus tirm is well know nam! needs no intriHlurtton.but the) areso well established that onl) a mi re reminder of where to rind them is necessar). l'eople who deal with Hamilton A Hrnnii imaii ale well satisiieil with their gixxls and sa) none lx-tti r can Ix hm. (.'all on them when ) on hii) )onr meals. 'I he Mar Ixxit and slnx house is now o entted tit ilr. Win. ie)bold, a lite and en eigetic)oung man who is a practical sln man. He has but rts-entlv plaieil a siiu pit te line of ladles' and gents' hue Ixxits and shoes. Ttie store is at .t west Main street, and business at this stand is altta)s gixxl. The Mcmciii ss retar) ot f inigu utlslrs telegraphs Minister 1,'omero tint there is not a sincle cv-e of cholera in Meiro or Centnl America. One of Itiltinmre's foremost comiuissioii un n hauls. Mr. W. Kdwin Cliijs-hase (of I IiiihIiiuc Ifpis.) writes -A few dajs since 1 si)rained in) left fixit, the pain w-s so severe that I could hardl) work at all I saw our Saltation Oil adttrtised. so de termined to glie it a fair trial. A fi vv an pluatlons relieved met ntirel) and ui) list is now as strong as ev er. For the relnt and cure of sprains and intlaiumitloiis I recant it as a preparation of rtat merit .voiiiuoneii orewenes ire tHing coi- verteil into canning futones m Kansas "lime is tunnei." If ) on have a bid com, nun i mope aroiinu aim haltilo jour work, i.et a Ixiltleot lr. Hull's Cm gh .j nip take a dose at night and gt t up next morningcured. 'Ihe winners ot Irnlav's rairs atMiu phis were Sam Harjier, jr. Kivor. I'lut 1 e and Hiild) llowliiig. Slliiulli.n. Wnuleil. W anted. iM mi n and women who ait suffering from Haekache. I-iuie Suit, t'ru k or .sore Chest, to appl) a ifo I Vn.ii i mil get inst tut relief. Sold ever)vvhi re iX, ct-s Ihe jxijx's ti mis for reismciliitton with Halt are given CKOl'l. WHOOITNC (Ol'CH and llroni lulls immeiliatel) n Uetcd b) Shiloh's Cure. For sateb K. A. Uarwixxl. 'Ihe Italians hate had abtttle with tin Ab) ssini ins, and were presumabl) difeated as the Koine gov eminent h i ordereil rein forcements forwird Tu UixliMlge Hie IMII), When it tikes the form of disease of the kidne)s or bladder, is a task well nigh im possible of acconiplisliuient. Kenal and i eslcj 1 maladies are more olistiuite than "- .IOosl.V;,rof .ma "ifswn iiji umiriu-i cKMiincn uiurp, whiih iHissesses, among other excellent qualities, those of an efticient diuretic. The degiee of stimulatlou apiarent lioiu its use reaches, but neier giws Ih-ioihI. the bounds ofsafet). It invigorates a!wa)S never lr ritati s llnght's disease, diabetes, catarrh of the bladder, are diseases suceessfullt ronibitleil in their iuiipienr) with this be nign uieilicinal stimulant and tome, lie , . . ... . .. . i . j I be house of commons went into eom- mutts' on tliet rimes bill, ami lle.ui s joint i ameiidiiu nt was defeated 1ST to IM. ' C Ve.OVS. Sj-XJ l. r4t t. Ix.,,.- i,Bu?i "SI ' constitution, itemember, w e guarantee it, Frank II. CoblenU, comer Market and tll..K u.vaa. iiim s4Cir. Schnaeliels, the Frtnch toiumissar) restetl hi Cermaii ofliuals, has lieen te iseil. "HACKMEl'VC." a lasting and fragrant perfume. Price r. md .'nitents For sale hi !' V. ChtwimmI. llee 1 ne Jioliie. ! All persons desiring loiislt the famous gas wells at Muncie and Anderson should remember the Bee I.me (C. C. C. A. I. IS).) i the short line to these points. 'I rain leaiing.Springbeld at o Jo a. in. (cit) time) has free chair car to both the aboie siints . without change, arriving at Muntieit'i ! a. in. and at Anderson at 111 M a. m. ;e- tunmig. train leaies Anderson at 5 l'i p in. and .M.uicie at .Is p in., with frts- (; j Kmi.ii '. I Men's seamless tongress shoe at House .V. Parsons's. . Vgcnt .onl) si nCMl-KS'l. Dominic was a m .td crlnt who had bun a sailor the 1 t part of his life; n constant iisi of ilt provisions luul srK en lmn thi siuitv in coiisr(iunce of whiih he had lost hi- tettli U hen he Lunched it Btti oin ihe illusion of a black troiiser leg torn nt the kins-. Ihe romiial tfect was irresi-tille for the (-ix-ctalor, but thrt tv kind of ridicule on the nnstirs of Doiuinii He knew th it his iulirinity depreciated his value, and aiordlni;lv he worktsl for a iiuxUritexftHit lor this reason Mailiim and tlonsiir I Jilnulielia.l hirisl lit ii ftir all the) had a neio, and that flittered the taiiltv of ex mer i hauls and uianiif ictuiers of riie, noic aroni sinjo cir litiiiKin a coiintr) resi dence fur itwnv fiom the lunxst of tha world mid venniulli Thev were I hi re for the lat two mouths luariin; no otliir toici- bin time first theoniofthe ps.-oi sond the one fill of blttilliess oi their feinile iixik. nil (Knslsnd bv tin hIi-cikc of ,m) irarrison, third, ihe one of Doininu tin ntitm that ' tin hirisl as jmV of alt trades andwhol afttrall could not iloaiivthin W llllOliL bre tkluu tills oi that Ihost fiisinnt amileuts hud taiiseili Mine 1 Jilmi he to hale the black man, and without his color that ladv would Iiato discharged him lone ni(o She made be lieve she kipt him tlun lull difeience to Jl 1 jiIi in lie who liked the iircro I do not know tvhv ton retain that ini lieciie. aul sin to hir husband I do sit lieratise he is a s,lxr, penile, ens) Kiting Mluw who tats autlhin " es and he uliretllt )ou hit- He w lusslles me .7," r.::; ,;,nev w ti .i .. h .. i .. Will tlmtixfl.turiiu fur me. but it sis-ms to me that as a man on are irrepribablo." . ""." ,. nm tuir ru. nt. flu,'. for lb it " hit tor thai''' ' I sav so And shi ttassiniiii; o Iiecause it was Suiubit when Hit Croii7i1lons. their siic itssois in ihe in Kiirimi business, were coming to ilme with them if the weather permitted and ix-tause fche hid Umght prot isiou of et.r) det nptioii, and now it wis xiuriug lhat will 1. nothing, said M. J-a-huche, 11 is onlv n passing shower " One has seen h shuner like lhat pass ing for six weeks ' replied the lad) 'Ihe tat that lai on her lap rose and slowlv rublKsl ii ears with it paws I hat t mis it said his mistress, and (hi threw the animal on the floor it this inoimnt the noise of broken fclas., was hiMnl through the uien door W h it is the matter Dominic l at work luilu nd sin wrnt to see what had been bloki.ii when the negro entered, tv liking on bis kins s pursuing a tuillliog which from .in siljnteiu room bad jumped mtc thediidug lixmi Madauie, monsieur, I am kniskingou the glass bow! to make the bullfrog isiine up for the purpose of bringing us a Ilm dat ImlxHile' tneil Mine I.alnuhe Mad line. replied Donunit, I have mh n iuoiish ur doing so and as in all 1 take monsieur its a mixUL He was , iii.ing himself without Inter rupting his limit lor he nt us sake catch it"' ex claimed ihe nervous woman ai'diessm her hiislniiil And lit like Dominic, Ml mi his knees and joined tin negro in tin pursuit of the Irn.Hl! nisi l urati in ' Neitr ion will tatch that horror with out me sid M me Iduulie, who in her turn knelt, and the tno continued th- ch tse. Ihev did not notice that the cat, his e)es wid, lv ox-u, had followed the junijM of the bulltriK, ami had advanced slowlv trout lung and moving his btxtv, a signal of the spring of the cat on a Hung pie) Mirroundctl on three sldts, the bullfrog executed a sharp mot i incut tow trtl the wa lift open and it.it caught bi the cat, according to its stralegism maneuier I'uss) run with all his might, carrxing the aquatic biiomtter in his mouth " . ' ling mil of a luast! ciieil Monsieur Lahliche lit id with rage; "in) little bull frog th it 1 liked o ninth." That goixl enough for ) ou," auswered uiadauii toil want tats ' t I hat is too strong! It li you who asked ihe Croiizdlous for that cat." "It was to phase )ou-" "lo please me- Hijve I ever said a word about cat Mine Ijtliuche followetl her thought without answering, as alt true women who do not want tu admit their wrongs li' tin m ix give us a tat," paid she; "thei om ns $M.l,l)O0, of whtct we shall never touch the last cent " ' Whin are ion smging' In the first pi ice thev hac iiaid us already $20,000, balance, bOCJO, thev have just inherited JlVMnxt niii'xoii know-that cteu better than 1 do lii)ielf As If the gmxt mail had said nothing, man Hue continued lo glie a hou-e like our own to penni less people And she p-illed the liell cord feverishly. M Ijiliuihe cried "Then ion tlo not comprehend what I Kafd" and he recom menced hLs late phrnse, but he tvas ireach ing in the wilderness "Will ) on be so kind as to answer me' Did )ou ves or no, understand tn) w ortls' "W b it answer are yon expecting from mt "' Agniu she iiulleil the bell cord ' If 1011 lutle nothing to nntver win- ' then, are )ou speaking eiil of the Crou- 1 lllrms "Ah you bother me " Dkunimc entertsl at that iroment Mine. Uthuthe sail him "1 l-l )0ii rill have enough of judg- "' ft -oppiLg jourabuse ..f me li fore the seriams she said to her lnlldereil huslmnd "labuseiou I r-plitsl M l-ahuihe on the tie of bursting lu order to c-ilm himself hi drum on the window pants went to ' I bine rung that bell at the least ttveltt times." said the irritated lad) to the stuiaMletl negro I jiluii lie ixilaimed, "Oh, twelve times And madam answered hitferl): "Tint is vrn rollre. call me i liar b fore the sirinnts." ' If that is not enough to ctuse a man to h mg himself roared ljlhucl e 1 he negro , . ,. . . , luibituated to plaziama i I o ill liij bJtiiv. uiiiiiiik a nmiiiitir i r,S-.rrj:.,.! .,.. Jlwll ..: Chicago at.. m. . , , ,;:., to tause a man to hang himself!' Do ion hear" jelled the iioman, note frantic Hemrnks me lit Is not sat isfieil with in fitting the parlor with tiio Binell of his dirt) tobacco " ' 1 must respectfull) inform the lady that 1 do not smoke, answered Dominic. ftl e continued. "With his aljomiuntious of tlai pipes." "Hut he said to you " risked 1-ihuche. Madame tut him short "i ou open the window to let off that smell, and ceaso jour drumming; tt driies me irazj." Ijihuclie openetl the window, took lib . journal. 1 lie Min and lwgan to read STRAW HAT, FOR A IhimiiiH r. pls -In ,sl take inon Mturas iiuxll Moiisieiu diss not smoke, I do not smoke inonii ur leads I he suit, 1 read 'Ihe s.uu, monsieur ihf fitorile phrase of the niRrorzas peiateil Mine Iilniie (.owat"'sh tneil 'yi attnt the sun the sun' Ab, )is, Jel us sjK,!), of that after J .::'o':" 'IT..;'",' ':::u,."..,,:v,;"' f - .... ... .-. ..n ... Ml' -.III MI1l lie Doiniuit had a rout uKite lauuh. ' In) awav Did ton hiar me "I do, inailaine, and I lominii departed. Thedipartureof the neuTowas followed b) loin; "Hence I.-iliuclie read his new -JMM.r mi. lam. stateil in an armchair one fixjt oter the other, wa bitiiiKhtr nails, thus betmjiiiKthe agitation that Ixsesed lier Midilenlt Iahuche broke the silence br akim;what the) would have for dinner. Oh, vou shall not die of hunger an littered mad true ou mclit lo compre bend tint hating intitis the CrouIIIons to di.iewiih us and that thev will not tome Kinallv h tt have we to uit "Kriias.is1, lish veilaMes roast chickui, salad, chisse, fruits, (laret. ij,,n bl ick coltce and braudv, au- wred Mine Uthiuhe "Is that not elloilL'b for tout rif, ,,-. .i OJ -..i I "' s-srm-r tmii -s ;ip "(irreB turtle soup "Ah1 brat o j ' llrato' bravo1 Wiuse ton like it " ' I did not n.-k for it W'h) then, did you h nt it made' How smart vou are, til) deir Xow I wish to know what is keeping tour negro from ilrtssin the table1' I It is onl) o clixk It is ti o dock ' and madame rang the , 111 '.- . -,,1 ,,... P.i ' 'IK ms vvirrn ix lore her eves ee"' i M our watch I, tike vou. out of order " . , ,M .,, ,., , Ji . .. """ ttr'uck "! , "Vou heir' live" "Oh. I did not count "Xitupilly ou wnuM hnv Ipn con- until in ii tun nrii w rone Dominii came to dress the table when I fienthiiig wa rcadv Madame gate him orilt r to bring the soup I "It is tet pissing -tour shower M. I jih tit he ' Ij-t it pas I Lahnihe " ram ot stop it, Mine. I " Vnd if you could vou would not " I Iwthuthe laughed n;iin "W ill that negro bring the soup" (Vrlamlv he will Anotlitr moiiieiit of silence soon broken by this ex tarnation lrom the lady Heavens that roup is long in com ing ' Yon forget that It Is green tnrtU oup ami turtles do not enjo) n very good reputation is runners, maliciously answeied l.'ihluhe. "lhat rriflit I have that soup mada expresl) for monsieur and be never ceases of In il dizing me with it Ah' at last, )ou btm to plague me' ' M lathut he s patience had reached lu end Ion plague me s. great ileal more Willi lour line temper ' said he, raising Ins tone How i mild 1 Is- In gixjd humor when for ihe last tun hours vou are forcing a quarrel lqxiu me "I, it Is I who Ihe tat after haling eaten the bullfrog cume lxick and rubbed his sides against his master s legs Oh vou xmi arrive just in ihe nit k of tiuii iid he gate a treiiien lotis kitk to pliss Vert will said luadiuie. vejit )our auger mi a txxtr dumb lxat, lxtniise xoti t annul tint it on me .Monsieur stamped Mad tine tun tinned "Ho mil think that for the la-st threw hours I hew nut Ml )our insinuations. ' 1 hen r e. I thtt -" I-ilimhe cIosl his lists i, igain " said he lo the nt, toil again between, ni) legs' VV lit a moment At that be tixik the wit hi the liack of the Ins k mid Iluni it out of the window Hrutt ' savae" )ellcil madame novv fraiilic it ah rage It Is ui) turn anil hexhrew i plate outside ' 1 do not cue muicd I-ahuctie, mad tvllh sugir laxikaml there ther go ' and ie hurled another plate which was 1 to! rifted b) a Ixittle thrown b) madame Ami the ilctnnters, glasnes, knites, plates and forks went the same way 'Hun Hiuuimc entend, iarr)inx the fcoup tureen in his hands He remained thoroLghl) amaeil, then rall)mg from hia stupefaction, he threw the soup tureen through the window "Are jou era)" demanded Mine. Ijlhuchc Dominic answered placid!) ".Madame, in ull I take mon-ieur as a nuxlcl Monsieur' Moral A little rain falling on the tete- a tete of the most united couple reveals to them the weight of their isolation Trans lation for Xew York Graphic hi Guard Ml, Mxth Vxeuue Railroad llntr It Is Done. Omaha Capitalist Do jou tall thataiur vei of anew rolnsi 11 hi, it looks like a pumpkin tine Kansjis jspeiul itor Hell jou see ire liad to twist it aioun I a gomt deal so as to taka in all the points it whkh tie could buy land thcap V load like that will net tr ixtj It dont i ktart alii wheie or go mt wheie " ) -Oh' HetTtu kisii it runmiig a trhilu on t the pisjiiis oi om totvu lot thtt's easy euou;li " But wust wid jou On iitei ihe lots art i ldr I 1 -sjiraig iteit it out " Oiumba World. sijmiard Time lii Nursui. Asts,euii standard time soiiiIhi to that uo pietitil ng lor rullnai uisis. m t is i coun'ri will piolxtblt l .ulopitsi b) the Xorl.iinn iailiameiit fltt lime foi the ittolof Not w it aill be one hour ir .tdiuiHe Of that of the tii-etuwich i li-el vatol t to Elig 'and Arkun-aw 1 rattler la-tlllig the I at tint tr lh IUg. 1 Vow, ihitilreu sal I a eouutrt mother , ith i was going oit, lie leal -xl Thde I'm aivaj . anil lxi sure j ou don't go near th j chum wheis. I hi 1 them nut tales," Detroit I Freelrci. 1 A Nire Trim. Scleral clnnges in the ruining of trains ou the I. II. A. W will tx mule, takui g ef- lis t Miuda) net, the more important of j which wijl be a new limited train to the iwesi. Ainsuaui win teate uriiiKiieiu at ...., , i ...... ., i...u..,. , iand M. lands at '0 p. in. of the same ill); Kansas Cit) at 7 .10 a. m : Omaha at .: "0 p in , and M, Paul at l..".U p in. ot the next daj. Onii one night out between fripringheld and St. Paul, Omaha, Atchi- ' son, Kansas Cit), and almost all points in Kansas and a daj light ride to Indiauapdlis. Peoiia. Hloomington. M. Louis and Chita-j go. '1 he famous Woodrutl combination I steteranil reclining chair tars will be at-1 tacheil to this tram. Do not fail to see that Si. VI line, button shiH. for ladies. Kijual to an) ?J sIhmj in the lit) : at the Arcade felioe More. THE GLORY CB01E0 SIT OF TIE SHaW WORLD! A HUGE AND COMPLETE MIRROR OF WONDERLAND! Ten An-cs Crowlel with Io Itic llriMtmit nntl W tllTtriu IVrfnrm iifri. ut SPRINGFIELD, MONDAY, MAY 2, '87. Hll.l. VI.MI KMIIItl I U lV10N,TI ISIIIV, .MVV 3. SELLS BROTHERS GREAT THREE - REAL ROMAN -COiN TI.NEXT MEXAUEKIE ! IXDIAX VILLAGE AM) MUSEUM! GRAND FIREMAN'S TOURNAMENT AFD PAWNEE BILLS HISTORICAL "WILD WE8T!" J All of F-irtb's Illustrious Mul Virind Vr m, Celebritits M iritlous Hum m 1'heno uen i and I.irest xdoical Treisures Mergist and .Mirslnhst .n a ( nlossaland I up iralleletfl nit) ' $S,."(t(,(M)0 imesteii for tin Public Delectation! Actual Daily Expense-. :1,:.0I! Human Itii.iiiiatioti Confounded b. itsStupenilous M mniliidt'! The onl) ( oiiipti te IVrftrt mil a - sumftuous Ileprot'uition of the Races, Revels and Gladiatorial Combats of Ancient Rome in nearly Two Thousand Years ! 60 Ingllsliand Ktntuik) Thoroughbreds, in s , m in(1L. strlIirg!M f0 Supremacv I 1 iiorinoiis l.icx Traik 1 ir T nies V round. One Mile ' PAWNEE BILL'S Notabl) and Iriiimpnaiitl) lemon if ss. of W estt ru I PAWNEE BILL (MAJOR G. W. LILLIE), l.ate Chief of (internment Scouts. I s V to.ether with his (.igintlc Combination of Nimts, t oivbo)s and Indiiiis s,ta t,e nm IV1I( illustrations of Wild Life on tin I'liuis WE'VE GOT EM ON THE LIST! 300 Phenomenal Arenic Artists! Ninety Dazzling Acts! Vo Sere and t ellow I e-if Vttrai turns ' Not i C liestnut on the Progri-ume 5S CAGES OF Kill BUSTS ! OlltEBSIL REFLEX OF SH1SE LIFE! tJreatest, tlranitest. VIost l amiius and Ilest Trained Ilerit of hleiihtnts on Vmerieaa SjII. Including "Haj ih ttieC dnssu. l!-i'tersliiitr,ingtentril Hgure of bis race. Id,' the Almost Hum in I lown klephant and the only lliby Elephant on the Continent. PEERLESS, I'OETIl', MMPTUOlN M'tCTACULAU STUEET PARADE, Appearing on the public thoroi , I'inal Popular Prices ol Vilniisioii. Cheap Hound Trip hxeursions ou all Kailronls. see bLitlon Agents for particulars. CslsSiiT3PsaBllw i3KtPiPIPIPP5 SaK-5Wv&?s$s?pCra&3 CHILDREN'S I OF AM. .vni.EJt VM PUICFN, AT THE 99 CENT STORE 8 W. MAIN. M TTT7Fsss:cri: Familial iiii? Ainaeiiients! RING CIRCUS! HIPPODROME! (luminous, Prairie Heroes. lfinlir..n.. WILD WEST. ? ii with tm one l i ei n Kmgl) Figure hfares at 10 o'clock eier) monilng. Pcrforniitiices at Cnstomarj Uomn. CARRIAGES BIT, AT t iX? 3 &3 ii'JJ' '.' 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