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THE DAILY CAIEO BULLETIN.
CAIRO. ILLINOIS. FRIDAY JIORNING, DECE3IBER 3, 1880.
NEW SERIES NO. 135.
Dk.Wii. H. Smith, Jit. Dh.Wm. K. Bmi rn
OFFICE.-No. 81 Thirteenth 'Urnel, between
Washington Avcuuu and Will nut Struct.
QEORGE H. LEACH, M. !.,
Physician ami Surgeon.
Special attention paid to tbo Ilomoopnihlc treat
' mem of surgical diseases. ud disease or women
Office: No. to Kiftlith street, mar Commercial
avenue, Cairo, Ills.
II. MAKEAN, M. D.,
Homeopathic riiysician and Surgeon.
Office las Commercial avenue. Residence corner
Fourteenth Ht. aud Washington venne, Cairo.
It. B. W. WHITLOCK,
' Omul-No. W Commercial Avenue, between
Eighth and Ninth Street
JR. W. C. JOCELYN,
OPFICE-Kightk Street, near Commercial Avenue.
(JAIIIO As ST. LOUIS R. R.
11. V. 8MITIIKRS, KeoHver.
SHORTEST SHORT LINE BETWEEN
CAIRO AND ST. LOUIS.
Ihrongh Erpress leave. Cairo 8:4.' a.m.
Through Express arrive, at E. St. Louie.. 5:Wp.m.
Through Kxpr leaves E. ht. Louis.... 9:00 a.m.
Through Express arrive at Cairo 5:10 p.m.
Miirpbysboroaccommodatlonleavea Cairo 1 :80 p. in.
Muiphysboro Acc. arrlves-at Murphyiboro p.m.
Murphysboro Ace. leave Murphysboro .. 5:Oua.m.
Morphvsboro Act. arrives at Cairo. ...... .11 :aa.m.
The Cairo A St. Loni. Kali Road la the only all
Rail Route between Cairo and St. Lonla under one
management, therefore there are no delay, at
way station awaiting connection, from other line..
Clone and urc connection, at St. Loula with other
line, fur North. Ea.t and Went
J. A. NAUULE. L.M. JOHNSON.
Agent UeLeral Manager.
QHIO & MISSISSIPPI R'y.
TIME TABLE OK PASSE.NGEU TRAINS FROM
VIXCKXXE8 fN07. 30, 1S79.)
No. 2 Day Eipren (Except Sunday).... 1 :S0 p.m.
' 6 E pre. i Except Sunday) l:3Sp. m.
" i Night Exprtaa (Dally) ..... ...1:1:90a. m.
'o. 5 Express (Except Sunday) S:05a. n.
" 1 Day Expr. (Except Sunday).. . i!:M p. m.
" 3 Night Kipree iDally) .. . 1 :2S a, m.
S . R. t'UKK, C. S.Cokb. Jr.,
Agent Viucennes. Oen. Ticket Ag't Cincinnati
JLLIXOIS CENTRAL R. R.
Shortest and Quickest Route
St. Louis and Chicago.
The Only Line Running
O DAILY TRAINS
Making Direct Connection
Trains Liavk Cairo:
3:1 Sum. Mail,
Arriving in St. Loula 9:45 a.m.: Chicago. 8:30 p.m.;
Connecting at Odin and JSItlnghara for Cincin
nati, Louisville, Indianapolis and poiutg East.
11:10 a.m. St. I-ouia and "Western
Arriving In St. Louie 7:05 p. m., and connecting
for all points Weal.
'-4:20 p.m. Kaet Kxpress.
Tor St. Loul and Chicago, arriving at St. Louis
10:40 p.m., and Chicago 7:20 a.m.
4 : O p.m. Cincinnati ExpvoBS.
Arriving at Cincinnati 7:00 a.m.; Louisville 7:20
a.m.; Indianapolis 4:00 a.m. Paseengera by
this train reach the above points lii to 30
ilol'KS in advance of any other route.
HyTho4:30 p. m. express has PULLMAN
SLEEPING CAR Cairo to Cincinnati, without
changes, and through sleepers to St. Louis and
Fast Time East.
P CCPTI 0M'a b "la line go through to East.
Jt ttSScIltlS rn points without any delay
caused by Sunday Intervening. The Saturday after
noon train from Cairo arrive in new York Monday
morning at 10:35. Thirty-six hour In advance of
liny other route,
HFor through tickets and further information,
applr at Illinois Central Kallroad Depot, Cairo.
JAB. JOHNSON, J. H. JONES,
Gen . Southern Agent. Ticket Agont.
A. H. HANSON, Gen. Pass, Agent. Chicago.
PROPRIETOR OP SPEOAT'S PATENT
Wholesale Dealer in Ice.
ICE BY THE CAR LOAD OR TON, WELL
PACKED FOR SHIPPING.
Oar Loads a Specialty.
Cor. Twelfth Street and Leyee,
NEW YORK STORE,
W1I0ELSALE AND RETAIL.
The Largest Variety Stock
IN TIIK CITY.
GOODS SOLD VERY CLOSE
O. O. PATIER & CO.,
Or. Nineteenth street 1 f'nil'n Til
Commercial Avenue Villi Uf J II.
YOCUM & BRODERICK,
STAPLE and FANCY
Washington Avenue, Cor.
CAIRO - - ILLS
MILL AND COMMISSION'.
FLOrB. GRAIN AKD HAY
Egyptian Flouring Mills
Hiebest Cash Price Paid for Wheat.
STOVES AND TINWARE.
ALL SORTS, SIZES AND STYLES,
Manufacturer ot and Dealer in
TIN, COPPER & SHEET-IRON WARE
ALL KINDS OK JOB WORK DONE TO ORDER.
NO. 27 EIGHTH STREET,
Cairo, - Illinois
B A. 1ST K.
Commercial Avenue and Eiffhth Street.
F. BR089, President,
P. NEFK, Vice-President.
H. WELLS, Cashier.
T, J. KERTH, Assistant Cashier.
F. Bross, Cairo; William Klnge, Cairo;
Peter N off, Cairo; William Wolf, Cairo;
C. M. Osterloh, Cairo; C. O. Patler, Cairo;
E, A. Buder, Cairo; J. Y, Clemson, Caledonia;
H. Well, Cairo.
A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS DONE.
Exchange sold and bought. Interest paid In
the Saving Department. Collection made and
all business promptly a'tonded to.
pHE CITY NATIONAL BANK
W. P. HALLIDAY, President.
II. L. HALLIDAY. Vice-President.
TUOS. W, HALLIDAY, Cashier.
BTA AT TATLOlt. W, f. HAIXIPAY,
tllNKT L. rLALMUtf, R. II. Cl'MMLNOUAM,
a. P. WILLIAMSON, STf.l IltN B1R9,
H. U. CANUIK.
Eichansrc Coin and United States Bonds
BOL'GHT AND SOLD,
DeponllsrecelTod and a central linking bnslnesi
Mayor N. B. Tbistlewood.
Treasurer Eilwaril Duoula.
Clurk Deiiiii.. J, Polity.
Counsulor--Viu. B. Oll)ert.
Mamlml J. 11. Robliiiidii.
Attorney Wllllum Ilentiricka.
HUAIIII OP ALIIZHMRN.
f'lr"t Ward M. J. Howley. I'eterSuup.
Seeund Ward David T. Ltti.'ifar. Jemte Hluklu,
Third Ward-Egbert Smith. II. V. Uluke.
Fourth Ward-Charles O. Putler, Aibdph Swo
hoda. filth Ward-T. W. nallldav, Ernest Ji Pettlt.
Circuit Jihlgc-D. J. liuker.
Circuit Cli.iL J. A. Knaves.
County Judge K. S, Vociim.
County Clerk S. J. Hiimm.
County Atlornny W. C. .Malk'-y
County Treasurer Miles V. I'ark'.'r.
SliHrltf Jnlin Hodge.
Coroner It. Fitxgeraa.
County Ciimmlssloners T, W. Ilalllday, J A.
M. iiibl)s, Samuel Brlley.
A FRICAN M. E. Fourteenth street, between
11 Walnut and Cedar street.: services Nabbatti 11
a. m. and7::W p. m.; Sunday School IM p. m.
CnRISTIAN-Elghteeuth street; meeting Sab
bath 10:'J0 p. m.; preaching occasionally.
CnCHCH OF THE KEDEEM E B (Episcopal)
Kirurtventh street: Sunday Morning prayers
10:30 a. m.; evening prayers, 7:30 p. a.; Sunday
ichool 9 :30 a. m. Friday evening prayer 7:30 p. m.
TMR8T MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHtTRCn.
r Preaching at 10:30 a. m., 3 p. m., and 7:30 p. m.
Sabbath school at 7:30 p. m. Rev. T. J. Shores,
JU'fnERAN-Thlrtecnth street; servii.es Sab
J haih 1:30 a. in.; Sunday school 2 p. u. He v.
METHODIST-Cor. Eighth and Wnfcut streets ;
Preaching Sabbath 10:.) a. m. aud 7 p.m.;
grayer meeting, Wednesday 7:30 p. iu.; Sunday
chool, 9 a. m. Rev. Whittaker, pastor.
I) KESBYTERIAN Eighth street: preaching on
Siibbsth at 11 :00 a. m. and 7:30 p. m.; prayer
meeting Wednesday at 7:30 p.m.; Suuduy School
at 3 p. m. Kev. B. Y. George, pastor.
CECOND FREE-WILL BAPTIST Flftectth
O street, between Walnut andCedur streets; ser
vices Sahbnth at 3 and7:3i) p. m.
ST. JOSEPH'S-Oloman Catholic) Corner Cross
and Walnut streets; services Sabbath 10:30a.
m. : Sunday School at 2 p. m. ; Vespers 3 p. m. ; ser
vices every day at 8 p. m.
ST. PATRICK'S- Roman Catholic) Corner Nlnla
street nnd Washington aveune; aervices hab
outh 8 and 10 a. m. ; Vespers 3 p. m. ; Sunday School
2 p. m. ; service every day at S p. in. Rev. F. Zabel,
WOMAN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERANCE U i
ION. ho'.ds Its re'tiiur weekly meetings In
the hall of the Cairo Temperance Reform I lnt, ev
ery Thursday afternoon, at. 3:30 o'clock. Every
body is invited to attend.
QAIRO CITY FERRY CO.
THREE lH' STATES.
On and after Monday, June 7th. and nntil lurtber
notice the ferr'boat will make trips as follows:
LIAVES LIAVIS LIAVIS
Fot Fourth St. Missouri Land'g. Kentucky Ld'g.
8:O0t. m. 8:30 a.m. 9 a.m.
10:00. m. 10:30a.m. 11a.m.
2:( p. ra. i:-) p.m. 3 p.m.
4:00 p.m. 4:30 p.m. 5;00p.tn.
2 p.m. 8:30 p.m. S p. m
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Atklreti HAHPER 4 BROTHER, New York.
General Garfield' resoluto silence con
cerning tlio cabiuet question aul other po
litico! matters is keeping the aspirant for
official place in a condition of tantalizing
uncertainty. Every effort thus far to draw
him out has signally failed. Ho says that
lm is pleased to listen to all suggestions,
but will not speak for fear of committing
himself. His reserve is commendable, and
there will doubtless occur a woeful shrink
ago in tho visages of tho wiso-acres when
he docs make his mind public.
In these duys of greed and almost uni
versal scrambling for fat offices, it carries
the true patiiot (and ho is tew mournfully
few) for back to tho good old times of
Washington and Hamilton, when he lights
on a bit of news like this: "An astonish
ing thing has happened in New York. An
office holder turns up thcro who says his
salary is twice as muck as it should be.
This unnatural person gets $15,000 a year,
principally for taking care of himself.
Thcycalh lum a commissioner of jurors.
It it should happen to come in his way to
summon a jury of office holders to try him
for anything, they would probably "sit on
him" with a vengeance."
It is somewhat irritating to know that
three or tour gentlemen are preparing to
throw up their hats tor the mayor's posi
tion, and when asked about it, have them
emphatically shake their heads, in
a manner that would indicate both yes and
no. We say this is irritating.
It is done with malice aforethought, and
with the unholy intention of irritating the
gatherer of news. This being so, we need
hardly say that ere many moons we shall
wipe the Thanksgiving gravy from our
mouth nnd satisfy tho curiosity of the pub
lic by announcing the names ot the gentle
men in our mind's eye, whose excessive
modesty at present prevents them trom
making known their aspirations.
Socially, the coming winter season
promises to be the most lively of any for
many years past, in this city, and why not?
Peace and plgnty and good health prevail
The present we have, while no man can
claim to-morrow as his. Give praise, cat
and be merry, for to-morrow your wife may
be a widow, pensively wondering whether
her first love has ever married. The
season promises groat social enjoyment, all
of a healthful, commendable kind. A very
lively beginniug has already been made.
With social evenings out, private parties
and public balls, and with a continuation
of these and with an addition thereto of
amateur and theatricals and public con
certs and lecltircs, as there will be, we are
justified in predicting fun ahead.
In this morning's issue will be found
the advertisement of Jack & Miller's
"Comets," consisting of the finest comedy
talent in the country, which will to-morrow
evening, at the atheneum, produce Mr.
Fred Miller's extravaganza, entitled ,lThe
House Warming," which is founded on
Thomas Moor's poem, the Dismal Swamp.
The troupe's advance agent was prevented
from arriving hero sooner by various
causes aud hence has found it im
possible to make known tho
troupe's coming at an earlier time,
but notwithstanding wo feel satisfied that
the house will be crowded since tho troupe
is really a meritorious one. One of tho
leading eastern papers says of them : "They
were greeted by a very large house in
fact we think the largest of the season.
The "Comets" certainly ofler a very en
joyable entertainment, especially for those
who appreciate roaring fun, good music and
excellent acting. Every member of the
company is good, each one having been
selected with a special reference to his or
her individual capabilities, and the result
is a perfectly equipped company and they,
without exception, played with unusual
snap and liveliness. Mr. A. Julian Distinct,
a Blackstone by birth (in his mind) but a
poor weodman, by compulsion a perpetual
finder of Incicnt quotations; Pennobscot
Quincy Butts, tho village "3quiro,"
which title he has held
long enough to bo called "the judge" and
tho "last of the family," Pinkettc, "a wan
dering lad," with neither home or parent,
and called by the gypsies "the Cupid
prince;" Ilcnc, "tho 'Squiro's only daugh
ter," a pet of all tho inhabitants; Blanche
Robbins, "our handsome and amiable
school miss," whose sole ambition next to
her daily occupation, is to be the best
dressed maiden in the land; Constance
Calcbson, tho youngest of the Calebson
girls, "a real hummei," and Paul, "a gen
eral disturbance," who upon all topics is
bound to havo his say : constitutes tho dra
matic personal of tho extravaganza. Mr.
James II. Jones, as "Julian," was immense,
acting the part with great zeal. Ho has
lost none of his comedy or musical proclivi
ties since his last appearanco iu our city
with tho Oatcs company. Miss Lyuton,
as Blanche Robbins, acted tho part without
fault, making a very handsomo appear
anco and fully sustaining tho reputation
achieved hero with tho Tourists last sea
son." Look out for cold weather and don't
catch cold, but if you do, nothing will meet
the requirements of your situation so jhcII
as Dr. Hull's Cough Syrup.
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH
Chicago, December 2, 10 A. m.
Pork --January, $13 02; February,
Corn December, 42'c; January, 420.
Oats January, 33?fc; December, :53;c;
Wheat December, $t 10 January,
Chicago, December 2, 12:00 m.
Pork January, $13 45; February
$13 00; December, $12 00. ,
Corn December 41c; January, 42Jc.
Oats December Mc; January, 33c.
Cash, 33 f.
Wheat December, $t 001 OO';
January, $1 lO.'..
Chicago, December 2, 1 r. m.
Pork December, $12 0012 10.
Lard December, $3 508 55.
Wheat December, $1 09; January
$1 J01 10.. - ' .
Corn December,' ilc January
Oats December 32c; January,
NEW YORK GRAIN.
New York, December. 2, 12:01, p.m.
Wheat firm No. 2 Chicago,$l 18
1 22; No 2 Milwaukee, $1 23
1 21; red winter, $1 201 29;
No. 2 red winter, $1 24;11 25.
Corn firmer No. 2, Clc.
Liverpool, December, 2, 2 .00 r. M.
Wheat and corn nnchanged.
LxVTEST BY TELEGRAPH.
Hayes Will Retire to Private Life.
Cleveland, O., Dec. 1. A Herald
special says Private Dalzell wrote to Presi
dent Hayes stating he had heard his name
mentioned in connection with the Ohio
senatorship, and inquiring if he was in the
field. The president's reply was laconic.
After date and address it reads, "No.1' It.
B. Hayes. The president has otherwise
expressed himself that after the expiration
of his terra he will permanently retire to
private life at his home in Fremont, O.
Was it Murder?
Vincexxes, Ind., Dec. 1. Another death,
Bhroudcd in mystery, has occurred in this
vicinity where so many occurrences of sim
ilar natare have taken place during the past
year. John Munkmire, ayoung man about
50 years of age, on account of poor parents,
has been sheltered in the Knox county poor
asylum for a number of months. Last
Sunday he ran away lrom that institution,
and although diligent search was made in
tho neighborhood, nothing could be
learned of his whereabouts. Yester
day morning at C o'clock John
Wolfe, ' a farmer living three
miles from Bruceville, a thriving village
eight miles cast of this city while feeding
his cattle, discovered the dead body of
Munkmire lying near a haystack with his
face and head horribly mangled by hogs.
He immediately conveyed the body to his
residence and summoned Coroner Merchant
of this city, who will hold an inquest to
morrow. The suspicion of foul play predominates
in the vicinity of Bruceville, and gicat ex
citement prevails. The neighborhood was
thickly populated, and tho weather moder
ate, so that he could not have frozen to
death, and the general opinion is that he
has been murdered. Tho coroner's inquest
will probably throw more light on the mat
ter. Heavy Snow Storm.
New York, Dec. 1. All mail trains duo
here this morning, experienced more or less
delay in consequence of tho snow storm.
There is a heavy storm at present along the
Upper Hudson river. The snow storm of
last night in the city turned into rain.
Troy, N. Y., Dec. 1. The 6now-fall on
the Upper Hudson to-day was very heavy.
Trains havo been somewhat delayed, but
no serious interruption to travel occurred.
Over a foot of snow fell.
Bobton, Dec. 1. The snow storm is gen
eral throughout New England.
Albany, Dec. 1. Six inches of Bnow
here and eight at Rondout; still storming.
Concord, N. II., Dec. 1 Heavy snow;
Commences with a cold, but its cure always
commences with tho uso of Sago's Catarrh
Remedy. This old, reliablo and well
known remedy has stood the test of years,
and was never more popular than now.
A mill, was told to put thymein tho soup,
so she puts in her mistress's watch, that
was tho wrong time, if sho had had Dys
pepsia or indigestion and taken Spring
Blossom that would have been the right
thing ami tho right time.
How sad when lovely women show by
outward sign, ' ,
Tho Death dart wielded, by tho hand be
nign; How glad when death relenting, sheaths
his dart, .
And when Spring Blossom's used, at once
. . i depart.;...
WIT AND HUMOR. 7
Tbn Tioll rt trio Lit, .linn TVin dinnnr
Parlor matches Courting la tho
Ought a woman to Kiss a tobacco-
chewerP Yes, if who chews.
A Utah wedding paragraph say3 "the
bride was togged out in white gauze.
"Darling, this potato' is only half
done." "Then eat tho done half,
Little Carried said she liked sea
bathing, "only her mouth leaked and
let in the salt water."
In tho first transports of delight the
happy father ru.shed into the room, ex
claiming, "I've got a son; it's a boy."
Mistress "Bridget, didn't you hear
mo call?" Bridget "Vis, mum; but
ye towldme the other day niver to an
swer yo back and I didn't."
A young lady was asked recently
wh' .th she preferred of two brothers.
She responded: "When I am with ei
ther of them, I prefer the other."
'Isn't that your friend, Mnie. S., who '
is dancing there?" "Yes." "That's a .
frightfully ill-nmde dress sho has on."
"Yes, but if it wasn't it wouldn't lit
"If you will consent to my marriage-
with i, in il-inirlitiii mIiou'111 lm troll fi'H
as an angel." "That is," was the mat-ter-of-faet
reply, "in a short time she
would not have anything to wear."
Magistrate "You are charged with
having emptied a basin of water over
the plamlitl'." Irishwoman "Sure,
yer honor, ye must forgive me; in the
dark I took the gentleman for my hus
bnnil." To calculate the entire cost of a trip
to the top of Mount Washington you
have only to summit up, remarks a wit
ty individual. We presume, however,
it would answer tho same purpose to
foot it up.
A repeater tried to vote for a dead
man in San Francisco, and n little Irish
man objected. "On what ground?"
said the Judge. "Because, begorra."'
said Put, "the man died in the Fourth
ward, and ye are after voting him in.
l. ! , ! 1. . . 1. ; ,
ii. in mini mat uib suoi niun wnen sur
rounded by a circuit of tire, turns and
stings itself to death. Probably it feels
something like the young man after he
is jilted, and whose only ambition is to
get out under the silent stars and kick
himself over a fence,"
An exchange has an article on the
"Curiosities of Courtship." One of
the curiosities of courtship, which the
author forgot to mention, is when the
girl's father shakes you by the hand and
says he is glad to see you. It is curious
because it rarely happens.
Tho worst cut up man of the hour,
according to the Cleveland Voice, U
that Western reporter who, in describ
ing the appearance of tho belle of the
town at a local party, intended to say
that she looked uu fait, but, of course,
the types had to get it "all feet!"
A man noted for tho non-payment of
his bills, remarking that he "sprang
from Mother Earth, a bystander said:
If that's so, you are a disgrace to your
maternal ancestor." "How so?" in
quired tho impecunious man. "Be
cause she always settles in the spring,
and you never settle," was the reply.
"I wish I was a star," ho said, smil
ing. "I would rather you were a com
et," she said dreamily. His heart beat
tumultuouslv. "And why?" he asked
tenderly. "Oh," she said, with a brood
ing earnestness that fell upon his soul
like a bare foot upon a cold oilcloth,
"because then you would come round
only once every 1,500 years."
At a school some time since a boy
was reciting a poem referring to some
ancient mariner who insists upon liviug-
by the seaside because he cannot dwell
beyond old ocean's roar; but unfortun
ately, "grim palsy holds him to hU
bed!" "What is grim palsyP" cried
the schoolmaster, interrupting; the boy.
"Grim palsy, sir? please, sir, it's hut
wife, sir," answered tho boy.
The History of the Bayonet.
The history of the bayonet is thus set
forth in the catalogue of General
Pitt Rivers' anthropological collection,
which the British Government will
probably buy for the public benefit and
placo upon exhibition in the South Ken
sington museum: In the early part of
the seventeenth century it was found
necessary to retain the use of pikenien
in the infantry on account of the de
fenseless position of the firelockmen
when the enemy approached to close
quarters. To remedy this defoct they
were accustomed about the middle of
the century to stick the handles of their
daggers In the muzzles of their guns in
order to use thorn as pikes. Of course,
when the dagger was so fixed the gun
could not be bred. Hut as many of the
daggers htid rings at the guard, the
men saw the expediency of fastening;
the dagger to tho muzzle of the piece
by means of the ring. Soon the dag
ger or plug bayonet was so secured to
the outside of the barrel that tho fire
lock could bo loaded and discharged
although the bayonets were fixod. The
British had their first experience of
what may be called the compound piko
and gun in the time of William HI., in
one of the Flanders campaigns and
they "sworo terribly," no doubt, when
they found that their opponent could
lire at tnem wttn nxeu oayoneu. juv- (
ers' collection shows all the transition
stages of the bayonet from the plus:
handle to tho modern tubo-aud-catch ;
attachment This is only a sample
brick, so to speak, of tho civM and war
like gropings of man from precedent
We have a tine opportunity of doing
something of tho sanio kind on this con- '
tinent. and the marvel Is whv some men :
W ll, V. M, IIW V ... ... a v.u.
of wealth do not embrace it, and so se
cure tho perpetuity of their own name
through tho advancement of an knjior
ant department of science ,
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