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DAILY CAIRO B ULLETIN
PROPRIETOR OP BPROAT'8 PATENT
Wholowalo Dealer in Ice.
ICE BY THE CAR LOAD OR TON.WELl
PACKED FOR SHIPPING.
Oar Loads u Specialty.
iAr. j ncliili Street and Leree,
MILL AND COMMISSION.
CA I KO, ILLINOIS.
FLOUR. GRAIN AND IIAY
Egtian Flouring Mills
Highest Cash Price Paid for Wheat.
Circuit Judire-D. J.Bsktr.
Clreull Clerlt-A. 11. Irvin.
County Judge K. S Yocum.
County Clerk 8. J. JInmtn.
County Attorney J. M.Daniroo.
County Treasurer Mile. W. Parker.
County ComminionursT. W. Dalllday, J. A.
Cdbbi and saraae! Briley.
CA1KO BAPTIST -Temperance hall on Tenth
street: preaching fintt and third Sundays In
month, 11 . tn. and 7:) p. m : prayer meet
leg Thursday, 7:30 p. m. ; Sunday school, 9:30 am.
itev.A. J. HRS3. I'aitor
CBCUCI1 OF THB RKDKRMBR-Ijilicopal)
VourtronU street; Sunday 7:0n. m.. Holy
Kuchssist; 11:40 a. m , Sunday school; 10:45 a.m.,
Morning prayer; 8:iWn. m., evening prayera. K.
P. Davenport, 8. T, K. Hector.
FIRST MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHt'KCH.
Preaching at 10 :.V a. n... 3 p. m., and 7:30 p. m.
Sabbath school at 7:S0 p. m Hev. T. J. Shores,
XTJTflKRAN-Thlileenth itreet: services 8ab
J bath 1 :30 a. m. ; Sunday school S p. m. Key.
MBTHODIST-Cor. Eighth and Walnnt streets;
Preaching Pahhath li:af a. m. and 7 p.m.;
prayer meeting, Wednesday 7:90 p. in.; Snoday
School, V a. m. Ke?. Whlttaker, paator.
I)KE8BYTEHIAN Eighth street; preachlnr on
Habbath at 11:00 a. m. and 7:30 p. m.; prayer
meeting Wedneadsv at 7:30 p.m.; Sunday School
at S p.m. Kcv B.Y.Ocorze, pastor.
ST. JOSKPirS-tKoman Catholic) Corner Cross
and Walnut streets; services Sabbath lu:8)a.
B.; Sunday School at 2 p. in. ; Vespers 3 p m.; ser
rice, every day at It a. m. Itev. O'Hara, Priest.
ST. PATHICK'8- Roman Catholic) Corner Ninth
.treet and Washington avenne; services Sab
bath 8 aod 10 a. tn. ; Vespers 3 p. m. ; Sunday School
8 p. m. service, every day at 8 a.m. Rev. Masterson
Mayor N. R. Thi.tlewood.
Treasurer T J. Kerth.
Clerk Dentils. J, Foley.
Counselor Wm. B. Gilbert.
Marshal L. H. Meyers,
Attorney William Hendricks.
BOARD or AUWillltt.
Kirst Ward Peter Baup. T. M. Klmbroofih.
Second Ward Josse Hlnkle, C. N. UiiRhes.
Third Ward-B. K, Hlake, John Wood.
Fourth W ard Charles O. Patter, Adolph Swo
boda. Fifth Ward-T. W. Ilalllday, Ernest B. Pettlt.
R. R. TIME CARD AT CAIRO.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. R.
TRANS AHMVI. TRAINS DlfART.
Mall 3:35 p.m
tKxoress 3:4) p,m
tAccomdatloa. . 11:10 am
Accom aauon. :iup.m
MISS CENTRAL R,. H.
tMall 5:30 p.m I tMall 3:35 a.m
t Express H:Mi m tKxprcss 9.3) a.m
C. KT. L. II. It. (Narrow Gauge.)
Express 4:W p.m
Accom'datoln 13:3a p.m
Sundayexcur'n 8:05 p.m
Rinppn 0(ft m
Accom'datlon. 1:30 p.m
ST.L., I.M. AS. K
Bxpross 3:55a. m I tExpross ..12:05p.m
tAccom'datlon. 2:30 p.m tAccom'dation.ll:45 a.m
CAIRO t VINCENNES n. It.
Mall&Bx.... 5:00a.mMHll A Ex.... 9:39 p.m
Dally except Sunday, t Dully.
NEW YORK STORE,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
The Largest Variety Stock
IN TIIK CITY.
GOODS SOLD VERY CLOSE
O. O. PATIER & CO..
Cor. Nineteenth street ) Paivn Til
Commercial Avenuf vlUlU Jilt
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Q.E0RGE II. LEACH, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon,
Special atlentlon paid to the Homeopathic treat
ment of surgical diseases, and diseases of women
Office: Nolo Eighth itreet, near Comtuorclal
avenue, Cairo, III.
11. MAREAN, M. I).
Honioojiatliic Physician and Surgeon.
Office on Commercial avenue near the corner of
Kl(htb .treet. over Tiber llrother's Jewelry store.
Keelduncc corner Kourtoentb street ind Wash
Th Celebrated Electro-Vapor and Medinated
nam. which are an unfailing cure for Khnnmatl.ni
Neuralgia, Fever-ARiie and many other ailmsuU,
idululKteri'd dally during office hours.
OrUce hour., from 8 to 12 a. x from 1 to 6 sod
from 7 to g r. n.
fjt V.- WHEELER, '
Summer Wood and Kindling
con.tantly oa nana
At Seventy-live cenu per load.
At cue dollar per load.
Th "trlrnmlu(i."are coarse shavings and Bake
the best summer wood for cooking purpose, a. well
as the cheapest ever sold in Cairo. For black
smith's use Insetting tires, they are unequalled
Leave ynor orders at the Tenth s'eeet wood yard
rpHE CITY NATNOAL BANK
W. P. HALLIDAY, President.
H. L. HALLLDAY. Vice-President.
THOS. W. I1ALLIDAY, Cashier.
S STAATS TATIiKR, w. r. A1JJBAT,
IST L. HAIXIU4T, t.. .n;NIHll,
t. k. II.UASON, STKraiR BIRD,
H. B. CAMDII.
Exchange, Coin and United States Bonds
BOUGHT AND SOLD.
Deposltsrecelved and I general banking banoi
IKON MOUNTAIN ROUTE.
' TRAINS I.XAVI CAIRO,
Arksntss and T'.'xas Exprv.. 12:05 p.m. Dally
ARRIVE AT CAIRO,
Bsprcss 2:55 a.m. Dally
Accommodation 2:30 p.m. Dally
Ticket otlice: No. 55 Ohio Levee.
U. U. MILBL'RN, Agent.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL R. R.
Shortest aud Quickest Route
St. Louis and Chicago.
The Onlv .Line Running
O DAILY TRAINS
Ma kino Direct Connection
"W IT II
Trains Liayc Caiiio:
3:irn ni. Mall,
Arriving In 8t. Louis 9:45 a.m ; Chlcago,8:30 p.m.!
vuuuroiiiiK v wuin ana ftuingiinn for Lilian'
notl, Lonlsvllle, Indliinapolis and points East.
11:10 R.m. Ht. IjouIsi and "Wtem
Arriving In St. Louis 7:05 p. m and connecting
for ill points West.
4:SO i.jii. Kustt KxpraM,
nr8t. Louis and Chicago, arriving it8t. Louis
10:40 p.m., and Chicago 7: i.iu
Arrtvlus at Cincinnati 7:00 i.m.j Lomsvllla 7:20
a.m.: Indianapolis 4:00 a.m. Passengers by
this train reach the abovo points 1 W to 3U
HuUltS 1m advance of any other route,
kTm? ex. h.M PULLMAN
MjKKPING CAR Cairo to Cincinnati, without
changes, and through sleepers to St. rools and
Fast Time Kawt.
PlNQPnffPI'tl bf ttilas lino go thmugh to Kasl.
fifoviiCia urn points wlthnnt any delay
oaused by Sunday Intervening. Tbs Saturday after
noon train from Cairn arrives In new York Monday
morning at 10:35. Thirty-six hours In advance ol
any oilier route,
tW For through tlckPts and further Information,
apply it Illinois Central Railroad Ifcipot, Cairn.
JAB. JOHNSON, J. II. JONES,
Gun. Sonthurn Agent. Ticket Agent.
A. Q. UANSON, Ueu. l'us, Agent. Chicago
Ji rtftftrahui ijrSir -
CAIRO. ILLIN0I8. WEDNESDAY j MORNING, SEPTEMBER 7, 1881.
THE GREAT SKIN CURE
Itching: and scaly diseases, scrofulous
Humors, Ulcers, Old sores and
Mercurial Affections, When
alOher human u Hi
THE CTTIfXRA THE ATMENT, for the enre of
skin, scalp and blood diseases, consists tn the
internal use of Cutlctira resolvent, the new blood
purillcr, and the external nse of Cotlcnni and Co
tlcnra aosp, the great skin cures.
Forsunbnrn, tanrnd greasy skin nse Cnttcnra
soap, so exalslte toilet, bath and narsury amative,
fragrant with dullcloaa f'.swcr odors and healing
Will McDonald, 85V Dearborn st:, Cliicago, grate
fully acknowledges a care or salt rheum on bead,
nock, fnce, arms and legs for seventeen years; not
able to wnlk except on hands and knees for one
year; rot able to help himself for eight years; tried
hundreds of remedies; doctors pronounced his
case hopvliss: permanently cured by Die Cutleiirs
II. E. Carpenter. Ei , Henderson, N. Y ., cured
of Psorlaeis or Leprosy, ol twenty ynars stsndlni;,
by ihecuticura Wesolveiil inrernully mid Cutirnia
and I utlciiraSiMip externally. The tnont wonder
ful ce ou record. Cure certidue: to before a Jus
tice of tho peace and prominent citizens. All af
flicted with Itching and scaly diseases should send
to us for this testimonial In full.
F. II. Drake, Esq,, Detroit Mich, suffered beyond
all description from a skin disease which appeared
on his hands head and face) and nearly destroyed
his eyes. The mostcareful doctoring failed to help
him, and after all had failed ho used the Cutlcura
Resolvent Internallv, Cutlcnra aud Cutlcura soap
txtcrnsllv, and he was cured, and lias remained
perfectly woll to this dav.
Uon. Win. TBylor, Costou. says, "After three
months' use of cutlcurs remedies, aud 13 years
from a? constant suffering from humor of the face,
neck aud scalp as was ever endured, I esn say that
I am cured, and pronounce my case the most re
markable on record. I have beta so elated with
my success that i lia.e stopped men on the street
who were afflicted aud told tr-era to get the Catlcu
ra remedies and thev would cure then.
Mrs. 8. S. Whipple, Docatur, Mich., writes that
-r fce, -ud ai.d nmo parts of nor boriv weri al
most rsw. nead c verud with scabs and sores.
Suffered feirfnllv and tried evervtbing. Perman
ently e,:rcd bv Cutlcura Remedies.
Remedies are. r,r sslc bv all dniifglsts.
Price of Cutlcura, a medicinal jelly, small boxes
.VJcts ; large boxes $1. Cutlcura resolvent, tbe
new blood purifier, $J per bo tic. Cutlcura Medi
cinal Shaving Soap. l.Vts; tn hsrs for barbers and
large consumers. 5ticts. Principal depot
WEEKS 4 I'OTTKH. Boston, Maa.
nT"All mailed free ou receipt of price.
tlnn iitj iw. Vfitv.if,
Ri.Kitiik: Pi.astrr. costin-
finMH..?.Vtli. 1. fur mioprlnr tn av.-.v
lBUJttllW(,tnHr BpjljBllce ,or ln,,
PI AatCV& public. I hev instantly rc
" Wll fcl" lluvc Dyspepsia, Liver Com
plHint, Mnlnrla, Fever ar.d Ague and Kidney and
Uruiarv lMfllcnltlcs and maybe worn over the pit
of the stomach, over the kidneys or anv affected
psrt. Price 5 cents Sold everywhere.
WEEKS POTTER. Boston, Mass-
8TOVES AN O TINWARE.
ALL SORTS, SIZES AND STYLE
ManufActurer ot and Dealer in
TIN, COTTER & BHEET-IRON WARE
ALL KINDS OT JOB WORK DONE TO ORDER.
NO. 27 EIGHTH STREET,
Cairo, . Illinoim
TO YOUNG MEN AND OTHERS.
. Jvndpn trial for thirty days our Electro-Vol-talo
Bolt, Bands and Suspensories, to young men
and others snfferlag from weaknesses, norvous de
bility, lost vitality, lost manhood, and many other
diseases. We guaranteo speedy enros aud com
plete restoration of manhood. Address without
dolay, VOLTAIC liBLT CO. Marshall Mich.,
CAIRO AND NEW MADRID PACKET.
TO NEW MADUID.
W, J. TlfRNEU, Master.
J. K. MUSK, Clerk.
-...-1JJV0gi''lrS.!hr iew Madrid and way points
very Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday at J p. m.
For freight or pasxaiw apply to
JAMES IHU0S, Aneut.
:. GENERAL NEW.
The national convention of Ireu-thinkurs,
which lian been in session for tho past week
at Homellsvillo, N. Y., cxprcHsed admira
tion for Charles BradU'lt, inrlorsod tho
action of tho govornor ot Texas in refusing
to call a day of pruyer for tho prcsidunt.and
urped the publication of tho letters of In
gcraoll ami Black.
William M. EvnrU, fresh from the inter
national monetary conference, han reached
New York. Ho reports entire unanimity
of feeling between the United States, Italy,
Holland, franco, and Spain as to bimetal
lism, and thinks tho gold drain now in
progress will open the eyes ot Great Britain
as to the wisdom ot our position,
Tho value of electrical inventions lias
reccl7t,l a J.oh illustration in th case of
Hi, -schooner Vermilion, which was wrecked
in Lhao Erin in IHVi. Tie: vessel was
loaded with copper ingots of the valuo of
UO,000, but her precise location fur down
in deep wafer wus for thirty -four years a
mystery. It remained lor electricity to
solve the mj htery. With a newly-invented
electric indicator mi board a cruiniii"
schooner evidences of the proximity of sub
merged metal were ut last obtained, and
last Saturday divers were sent down to
search. I hoy landed plump on tho dec k
of the sunken vessel, rikI reappeared nt the
surface bearing one of the copper ingots.
the entire recovery of the valuable cargo
in undamaged condition is now a (Uestim
ol a few dajs only.
The active co-operation of Mexico will be
secured in the attempt to put clown the
Apache uprising, as the hostiles are as
dangerous in Mexico as in the States, ami
if they make their escape across the border
will lcav massacre and desolation in their
train. Early in the week a band of Apach
es killed two Americans and threu Mexi
cans at Eagle Springs, 100 miles soiilhea.-t
of El Paso, and then fled over the moun
tains into Mexico.
General Carr is believed to have had with
him in the massacre five officers and tifty
three men of the Oth cavalry. There are
ten thousand Indians on the San Carlos re
servation and as many more in the Navajo
tribe, located sixty miles northward. A
body of mounted Bavages mounted a south
ern Pacific freight train, four miles from
Witno, Saturday. Numerous sigonl fires
have been seen in the mountains around
Bowie station, leading to the belief that
Mostale-iw baa dn are moving out of Mexico,
to aid thw White Mountain tribes. Mrs.
Carr, wi,e of the gallant general who per
ished with his command iu the Apache
massacre, was doubly bereaved. Her only
son, who had just returned from school at
the East, was with his father, and was
Clear head and voice, easy breathing,
sweet breath, perfect smell, taste and hear
ing, no cough, no distress. There are con
ditions brought about in catarrh by the use
of Sandford's Radical Cure. Complete treat
ment lor f 1.
REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT.
V EKTERDA Y. 'a DISPATCH fcS.
Baltimore, Sep't (I, 6:!i0 a. m. The
train with the president passed Union de
pot at 8 :02 a. in. The president has stood
the fatigue ot travel up to this hour with
remarkable fortitude; his pulse is oven less
frequent than it was before leaving Wash
ington; it is now 106. Tho arrangements
are so complete in every detail, that the in
convenience to the president is reduced alJ
most to minimum. The bed upon which
ho is lying is bo carefully adjusted that the
vibration is hardly noticeable. The train
ran from Washington to Baltimore at an
average speed of thirty miles per hour. It
is found that this rate of speed causes less
annoyance than if it was reduced one half.
At 7 o'clock tho president took three
onccs of boef tea with relish.
New York, Sep't C, 1 ;W p. m. Tho
president arrived at Long Branch ut 1 ."JO
p. m., without tho least unfavorable symp
tom and is now in being bathed.
Elukuon, Long Branch, Sept. fith, o .;J5
p. m. -Since the last bulletin was issued
the President has been removed Irom Wash
ington to Long Branch,
Was moro restless than usual lust uight,
being evidently somewhat excited by anti
cipation of journey. This morning at 5;.'I0
a.m. Ins pulse was temperature llll.S
We left Washington with tho President
at6:i)0a. in. Owing to tho admirable ar
rangements made by tho Pennsylvania
Railroad Co., and to tho ingeniously ar
ranged bed designed by Mr. T. N. Ely, tho
fatiguo incident to tho transportation was
reduced to a miuitnum, nevertheless, as
was anticipated, some signs of the disturb
ance, produced by the journey, have been
exhibited since bis arrival, by mo of tem
perature and increased troiimincy of pulse.
At present his pulse is 121, temperature
101. 0, respiration 18.
My patent adjustable HARROW is be
lieved to bo tho best, as well as tho cheap
est harrow that has ever been offered to tho
farmer. I tell a first clius standard two-
horso harrow that will easily harrow 20
acres in a day, for ten dollars, all complete.
They can be ordered by letter and shipped
according to directions warranted to give
satisfaction. Or, if a farmer wishes to
make it at homo ami save freight, and give
is just tho size ami weight ho wants, I will
toll the plan with instruotioiw and right
to make one, and send it by mail lor onu
dollar. If village mechanics wish to make
it to supply their customers, I will give
them very favorable terms, and they will
have in addition tho advantage gained by
saving freight. It is very simple and easy
to make. Send for circular and price
list, S. Hutchinson, Origgsville, Pike (M.,
Illinois. Sold by John McNulty, Cairo,
Josh Billings says: "Thare ain'V no pi in
natral histry that haz been ot more, and
thot more oft than apple pi, and no medicin
kan cur indigestun and biliousness hat so
weUs Spring Blossom." Price fiO cents,
trial oottiea 10 cents. I'mil p. Schuh, Agent.
"Li.iikv'h Blood Searcher" the great
medicine for fever ami ague, malar, and
blood poison. Don't (ail M use if.
When you are continually coughing uight
and dav, annovinir evervbodv around voti.
and liopiii'r it will tro awav of its own ac
cord, you are running a dangerous risk
netter use nr. I nomas J-.clectric Oil, an
unfailing remedy in all such cases. Paul
U. Schuh, Agent.
A Smo' i'1'H Complexion can be h id by
every ladv who will use Parker's Ginger
Ionic. i'.- promptly regulating the liver
and kidney ami pus ifying the blood there
is nothing like it, mid this is the reason
why it so tjuiekly removes pimples and
gives a rosy bloom to the cheek. See
Mr. Noah Mutes. Kliuira. N. V write-
"About four ye-trs ago I had an attack of
unions lever, ami never Hilly recovered. My
digestive organs were weakened, and I
would be completely prostrated for days.
After using two bottles of your Burdock
Blood u is the improvement was so visi
ble that i was astonished. I can now.
though OljyeniBot age,do a lair and reasona
ble day's work." Price 1 1. DO, tria'. size 111
cents. P. G. Schuh, Agent,
A Liheral Oiler.
Wagner it Co. Michigan Ave. & Jackson
Ht. Chicago, tiller to semi Electric Belts,
Hands, etc., lor the cure ot Nervous Debili
ty and other diseases, free, for examination
an trial be tore purchaihg; These Elec
tric tWice are tho invention rf Dr. D. A.
JtiyVlif tbe University of Michigan, and ate
c.lninuMl Vi bo tho only Electric" Devices or
Applinnces for. the curo '.of AlihenseB that
have yet been constructed upon scientific
principles. See their advertisement in this
Mr. Win. Ponieroy, Bangor, Me., writes:
"I have lor ;i long time sulfered from con
tinual constipation, inak i'iilt hi v life a mis
ery, and causing headache and frightful
cramps. Mr. Ihomasou (who has been
lately visiting in Butlalo). indued me to trv
the Spring 'Blossom. It has perfectly cured
me." Price T0 cents, trial botlle 10 cents.
Sold by Paul O. Schuh.
Mothers! Mothers!! Mothers!!!
Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by a sick child .siill'ering and
crying with tie- cv. mn i-b-.g pain of cutting
teeth? II so, go nt once ami get a bottle of
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. It will
relieve the p.ior little sull'eier immediately
depend upwn it; there is no mistake
about it. There is not a mother on earth
who has ever used it, who will not tell you
at once that it will regulate the bowels,
aud give rest to the mother, and relief and
health to the child, operating like magic.
It is perfectly sale to use in all cases, and
pleasant to the taste, and is the prescrip
tion of one of the ol.dest and best female
physicians and nurses in the United States.
Sold everywhere. 25 cents a bottle.
A Marvelous Cure.
For all bodily ailments, arising from im
purity of blood, a torpid liver, ii regularity
of the bowels, indigestion, constipation, or
disordered kidneys, is warranted in a free
useol Burdock Blood Bitters. Price $1.00,
trial size 10 cents. Pavi, G. Sciicii,
Lviha 15. Pinkham's Vegetable Coin
pound bus done thousands of women more
good than the medicines of many doctors.
ii is a posuive curt! lor an leiiniio com
plaints. Send to Mrs. Lydia K. Pinkham.
A Cohoos barber, temporarily em
ployed in sn Albany shop, bocamo
enamored of a young woman who sut
at the window of an opposite- building,
llo unwillingly confided his all'ectimi
to tho lady's betrothed. Tho 1 utter in
formod t ho fair one of tho barber's ad
oration, and of tho fact that ho had it
wife and children In Cohoes. Tho hair
dresser was lured to a meeting in a fre
quented mivot, whore a bevy of yoii ig;
women dashed the contents of several
cans of liquid lampblack over tho har
bor's best soil.
Sharks appear to bo plentiful about'
SUitoit Island. Il is said that II. F.
Brevoort. of Yonkers, while lUhlng in
Prince's Bay, hooked a wounded Nhark,
and while nltempling to haul iliiilotho
boat another shark, fully seven foot
in length, iiiudo ils itppeanince, and
catching its wounded male in ils Jaws
born it uwiiy.
- m mv
Somu would-bo Byrotis look on with dis.
At tho rhymes of Eclcctric Oil lpoet;"
But wo have tho best article known to tho
Ami intend that all persons shall know it.
It cures coughs, colds, asthma and catarrh,
Bronchitis and complaints or that kind ;
It docs not coat much, though rlieumtics
Tis best Oil in tho world you can find.
Paul 0. Scnni, Agent.
NEW SERIES NO. 351.
Liver pads are ol recent Invention,
but foot pads hare been known for
Senator Ingalls now dandles his
tenth baby, and tho Kansas City Times
thinks that, although not much of a
senator, as a colonizer he is a glowing
it is now said that early rising b tho
cause of many nervous diseases. This
will bu a boon to Sarah's young man
when bo wishes to stay late and rise
Connecticut poople are complaining
of the tineloanlinoss of the willow tree.
They look upon the weeping willow as
a crying evil.
Burdoite thinks that as New Yorlt
harbor is reported "full of sharks, it is
a great pity some of them couldn't get
ashore, ami prowl around the streets
for half rt day.
Black olrch is said to be coming rap
idly into favor. It was never oat of
favor with the country schoolmaster,
although the small boy is not yet recon
ciled to it.
In some states the evidence of a man
who habitually goes fishing twice a
year will not be received in the courts.
J'ho reason for this bit of Judicial wis
dom is obvious.
If Oscar Wilde had told of the bar
ren memory of "tineiissed cusses" he
would have appealed strongly to tho
sympathy of tho man who has felt a
ll' H on his back in churchy
That was a funny mistake of the man
who took up a testament, and glancing
at. tho miming litlo, Matthew,"
said that he always know Stanley was
smart, but didn't know he ever wrote
on religious subjects.
Arizona ministers nrudentlv leava
"their revolvers on the bank when going
iiuo iin; wauT to u;ipuza converts, but
never go in so far but what they can
reach the weapon in two Jumps, if nec-os-tiry.
Eldest Daughter I think yon might
let mo come out, iiiaimn.it I'm 20, yon
know, ami surely I've finished my
edinvdion! F 'stive mamma (by no
means ju-epared to net the part of
chapei'ono and wall-llower)-Not yet,
my Jnvn. Society in too hollow! I real
ly must preserve that, sweet girlish
freshness of yours a little while longer.
Tho night had suddenly overclouded
ntid becoino quite stormy. Being of a
-eiiiitnoiittil turn she accordingly took
her sent, ut the. piano and b 'gan to sintr,
'Into some lives the rain must fall."
B it he was entirely practical, and,
clutching her arm. said tenderly,
"Sing something else darling; you
know 1 didn't bring my umbrella."
A rominl'c maiden was rescued from
drowning tit Nanlasket by her lover.
When she had sulViciontly recovered
from the shock and fright to feel'liko
talking, who overwhelmed hini with re
proaches. "My darling," he replied
.in astonishment; "you surely did not
wish mo to let you perish?" "No," she
exclaimed angrily, "but why didn't
you let me go down for the third time?"
Tho salaries paid the Missionary
Secretaries aro as follows: Presbyterian,
North, $5,000; Presbyterian. South,
?J.0iMi; Congregationalist, $3,500; Bap
tist Missionary Union, $;),000; South
din lbtpiUt Convention, $ '2,000; Metho
dist, North, 4.500; Methodist, South,
2.500; Episcopalian, fr'J.OOO; Disciples,
si)0; Cumberland Prosbytoriau, $1,-
'Why do you wish to lo.'ivo school at
your age?" sadly asked the principal
of a country school out near Danvillo.
remonstrating with a sandy-haired
pupil of 12 years; "you have learned
comparatively nothing up to this time."
"I've learned one thing mighty solid,
anyhow," persisted the student." And
what is that?" asked the teacher. "I've
learned that a mistake iu Hpelliu' that
only fetches a boy a cult on the ear
keeps a big girl in two hours after
school. " "Young man," said the
principal, handing the boy his books,
"you should have left school three years
A leafy background, two noble tree?,
hammock swinging beneath, and she
on whom your heart is fixed lazily
(twinging in the same, is a very, pretty
picture, young man, very pretty, and
wo don't blame you for being attracted
oy a magnet ol such wondrous power,
lint consider if your means will onabio
you to koep tlut picture all your days,
or whether iu the comiug time it will
not be Hiipplanted by a chronio of a
wornout, jaded woman frying dough
nuts over a hot tire in the middle of a
hot summer day. Tho two pictures aro
An incorporated company for sheep
brooding lias been formed In South
Missouri, 150 miles from St, Louis.
They propose to locale 30,000 acres of
land on tho side of the Ozark moun
tains, ii'id to start with 4.000 sheep,
fenced iu at a loss cost thau herdsmen
can bo employed. Tlioy expect to bring
the land under cultivation at an early
day, and to grazo in blue and tame
grass instead of bunch grass, and to
provide shelter and Whiter feed for the
lloeks, and other improvements when
Goopgo Augustus Sala declared that
ho felt ill after eating a New England
dinner of pork and beans, Indian meal
pudding, green corn and hot tea. but It
agrees with a good many persons, even
Willi tho addition of plo. For a change,
the beans might be cooked In conti
nental fashion, that is, boilod without
salt for iibjut four hours, until quite
tender, thou drained in a colander and
nerved plain with a lump of . butter on
them, or with drawu butter and ohopped
parsley, in which form they are ex
A man who went West to "grow np
with the country" has returned. Uo
got llmre just In time to got acquainted
with a tornado which doing a little
visitiug iu that section. The tornado
took him vp an exceedingly high dis
tance, and slioweilliu all the posses
sinus of tho earth, and then let him
drop down again. Ho says he has
gtoivn enough In the last few diyi to
atffy him for all the rest of his natu
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