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THE,, .3 Aim CAIRO, j ILLINOIS. TUESDAY M0RNIN(j, 1 APllIL , 11), 1882. mmo B CJLLETM; mm' City Officers. , . r. M eyor-N. B. Thltlewoo4 Treeeure r . j Clrk-Innl. Foley. Coun.elor-Wm.B.UllbBrt. i. -M.r.hl-L. H. Meyers ' , .toruey-Wllltain Ueoftnokt. . rw.t WardPolar Saop. T. M. KlmbroaKa. , VSmA Werd-Je.. Hlukle. C N. UukU... i Third VlrdB. F, blBke.Jobn W.d. ' Kirt W-Ckutai O, Psttar, Adolpb iwo- ' Kifih Ward-rT. W. natUday, Krnaet B. Potttt. County Officers. ' 'i Circuit Clerk A. H. lnrlo. County Judgt-H. 8 . Yocum. .. . Connty Clem J. Jluniia, ' ; County Attorney-1 . U. Utmrwi. ?. , , CountyTrea.BrliwMllM W. Parke. ,-. hlmiln-John Uodroe.i V ' Coron.r-K Fltsparald , County OommWon.jr.-T. W. IJullldaF, A. Qlbue and Kkr faup. CHl'RCHM. ' CAIRO BAPTMT. Corner Tenth and Poplar treeu; preaehlu: riret and tlilrd Sunday In .c "month, lie. m.end7:i. m.t prayer moat. Tburdy.7;)p. mi Sundar .chool, :Vie.ro ,uk iBur.aay, v Her A. UESi Paator. C Vo"ruonth alr.t; bund.y 7:W a lioly Knc b a.t.t i " . ndy :nh,0", f I!UT MISSIONARY I""'"' """ "IT u rHKRAW-ThlrMBtk. Ij bitbl: m 5dy AoolJ.. Knpp. putw. , MKTHODIRT-Cor. IlKt.U ftd Wlit .JeU, -reblt .bbtb 11:00. m. .n d T PJJ froadiy hcbool t ;J0 p. m. Key. J . A. awwu. ior. O K K8BTTKKI AS -Elghtb jjtrwt : mtlr.K Virtual t P Sehl .tip. a. IU B.Y.Or.!0' O ,nd Waut itrwi.; wrrltM b"h I0,."? rci. .ry dy tl . m. Bat, O tin. CT. PATRICK-SHKom.o Collc) CoreerSlBtb O .trt .ad WMhl.fttoB "nBVten7iTfh55 $ f. m. .orrtcM try d Bt R1'- vrw print. 1MLTIHECARD AT CAIRO. ILLINOIS CISTRXL K B. ' V..II VIJ..m tMall V?:?!'? t XreomM.Uoo.H :10 . m BxorrM It .W iKiprcM 4;jrp m Aeeomdllo..P-n M1S8 CBSTUALK. K. ty.!1 4:.mtM.H tEipreti .. lOajBtnltKiprwii ll.3Um C. A 9T. t. K. K. (Nrrow Obmr. ) RxprrM.... tu:)..m I Btpro... -....: P Accom-dttlcn. I :W p m I Aeom lUtoto p m BT.L . I. U. H. K. R ' " tKxprcM U:mp.w I tKipren...- :Sfl p n lccora UBtton. :.p.m ItAccnra d.Mon ll.45.rt WABASn. 8T LoriS PA IMC U'TCO. y ,11 4 K ! ' vn t ,rW P B Daily cxcopt Saudy. t DUy. t ILLINOIS CEN'TUAL K. K. THE Shortest and Quickest Route TO St. Louis and Chicago. Tho Onlv Line Running 3 DAILY TRAINS From Cairo, Making Direct Connection WITH EASTERN LINES. TMtM Ui Cin: 3:10 am. Mill. CoBBetiB t Odla.ad BfflntbBm for ClnclD Bit, LoaUTtlls, ladkaapolt Bad point BmI. 11:1U sum. St. Xouis aad Wretrn Kxprvc. ArrlTlnelBBt.toaUt.-05f. eowettw forBlfpoinu Wbbi. . . 4:20 p.m. Ft Kxpi. JorSt. LoitU Bad ChtcBifp, BrrlTinjr BlSt. Loul 0:40 p.m., .nd Cbictfo ;j0 B.n 4:UO p.m. Cinolnnatl Kiprm. Arrirlnt Bt CtBdnBBtl T: B.m.; Jxui111 TiO m.: iBdtBaipoll. 4-00 PMmrr br tbi. trBlB WBcb th BtMJYB DOlBU 1U 10 30 UoURS In Bdvaac Bf bj root. , i r-Tb4:) p. tn. bB FULLMAN bLKBPINOCAll CBtro to CIbcIbbbU, wtUot chne, B04 laxoagk BlMpMBto 8t. LOBi BOd Chlci. .. ... . . Fast Time East. n.MAiAM bythl line ce thrMgh . 1 assenffers ,n pomu witho ny d.iy rBBMd by SundBT InWrreotnjt. The uwljr Bft boob trBlo fro talro BrrlTn i Yofk Tond.y nomluf Bt to :35. TblrtytU Bobw la 4vBiie ot y othtf rot.t .v.. .....i.. trrot tarann icm '"-- BppTr at lUltoli Central KallroBo i JAB. JOUN80N. 3. H JON IS. -u .k.. ixiil Tleaai Avant. H. HANSOM, 0n. P. rt. Cfcleato raYsiciA!s, QEOROE II. LEACII, M. D. Phvolcion and Surgeon, Special attention, pu'd to the ltim'Opathl trat. Blent of uti;lcBldlBte,BiddUeBir f woman 'oaJttliihrtrwl, opboaltetht foatOfflce, Cairo, 111. HOEACE TTTEHEK, WholtMkdcaUrm Feathers AUSicam Drviunl. iiMd.V'pilcea. WOOD .YARD. () W.WHEELER. ANTIinACITki COAL, aid " . : Summer Wood and Kindling . eonitutlj on band ' V STAVE CLIPPINGS At Beventy-flve cents per load. Stavo Trim mines - At one dollar per load. The "trtmmlnt;r"ar ora havura anA make the beat eamtner wood for eooklnx pnrpoaaaaa well M tb cheapaet aver aold In Cairo, tot black mtth'B ae limattlnfr tire, they are nnaqaallad Laara ynor order, at tb. Tenth atraot wooit fard INBUBANCX. 1 N 8 IT R A N C E . 6! O w - 643 t SB WW' hp . try W-fl '8" FERRYBOAT CAIRO CITY FERRY CO. FKRHYBOAT THREE otl STATES. . On and ifterMonday, Jan. Tib, and until farther aotica tbefunjboat viUmake trip, at folio we: ( 'JIATIB Lrt LBATB Fool Ponrth et. MUeonrl Laod'n- KentQRky Ld . 1:00 a.m. 10:00 a. eu IKW p. m. i:Vi p.m. 8:30 a. m. 10:30 a.m. 1.S0 p.m. 4:80 p.m. 8CN0ATB ) n m. a. a. It a. tn. I p.m. 5;00 p. m. I P. i TIIB nAI.LTDAY. THE HALLIDAY" A New an complete ntel. frontlnc on Lcrea .Seooad and Railroad Street, , ' Cairo. Illinois. , Tb Paewnaer D -pot of the Chicago, Kt. Lonl. aD'' .(ewOrleam: Illlnol Central: Wahaeb, t. Lnale and Paclflc; Iron Mountain and M"0thcrn, MubH and Oblo; Cair and St. Louie Kmiwaye are all Jii.t aero. the ureet; while the Steamboat Lannini I. lint one e inare dletant, Thi. Uotol l heated by ateam. ba. .team Lanndr. Hydraulic KleraMr, Klertrlr Call Bella. Automatic Flra-Alann. Bath, aheolutely pure air, purtect aeweraire and complete apnoinnneni. Superb furturklnge; perfect eerrtce; andaavn. excelled table. - I.. P. PARKER Ac CCLoMm. BAML ALEXANDER COUNTY iiiimi a aamo aaoa .(a - IBIAINIK! .. in a wa.Haaa Commercial Avenue and Eighth Street CAIRO. ILLS. Ol9or.- F.BHOSS. Premdent. I P. NlfPF, Vice Pre nt U. WILLS, Cashier. 1 T. Kerth, Aee t ca.h DlrHtors: P. Broe..........Ci'ro 1 W'IMUm bT'bm. .Cairo Pa erNeff " I WUU-.ni Valf.... CM Oilcrloli. ICO l'tler... B.A.Buder It. Well. " , J. Y.CIem.otj, CaleJoula. : , AOBBRAf. BAXKINO BUSISBH8 DONS. Cxehaazo eo'd and boucht. Interwt paid tn the Hlnw Department. Collection, made and all boalneas prutaptry attandttd to. VARIETY 8T0RI." ' NEW YORK STORE, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. ; The Largest Variety Stock '12 TIER CITY. - i'f G00D9 SOLD VERY CLOSE lTlEU & CO, Cor.N'.netawnthttraetl Pjliril, Til CoMrclIAtiui . . WllTUj Alia aWBal 3s 2 s Oi 5 0 M ".22S 2 o j m go s2 i. rpiiE CITY NATIONAL BANK. " Of Cairo. Illlnoia,, ' 71 0UI0 LBVKB. ' ; . '' . . CAPITAL. 100.000 A General Banking; Itwlnesg Conducted." TH08.W.IIALUDAY, Catbler JNTBRPRISK BAVINQ BANK. ' Of Cairo, . EXCLUSIVELY A SAVINGS BASK. ! TIIOS.W.HAr-LIDAY, " ' Treasurer. ICB. JOHN SPROAT, PROPRIETOR OF BPROATS PATENT Refrigerator Cars, Aire Wholesale Dealer in Ice. ICE BY THE CAR LOAD OR TON.WELl r CKED FOR BUIPPINQ. Oar Loads a Specialtv. k OFFlCfiil Cor. Twelfth Street and Leyee, CAIRO. ILLINOIS. 8TOVBS AND TINWARB. gTOVESlSTOtESl! ALL SORTS, SIZES AND STYLES BA.VIDSOISrS llanufacfrirer ot and Dealer in TIN, COPPER & 8HEET-IR0N WARE ALL KIKDfl 07 JOB W0BX DOKX TO ORDER NO. 2? EIGHTH 8TREET, Cairo. - - Illinois MILL AND COMV IHHION. JJALLIDAY brothers, caibo, otraois.' tlonimissioii Merchants, Duar.ta. ni PLOUR. GRAIN AND HAY Proprietor EgyptknFlouringMll8 HibRt Cash Prie Paid for Wheat. M ASTER'S SALE. BUM of Illlnol.. CI rru't court ot Alexan- vouov ot Alexander t aorcoaatyi . . . . . aa. t -- , wecemoerBpeeiai iara,A. U. 1WI. A.. S Jama il. Maleatiey. AmbroM Ilklna, Delitha Elkin. and Geoff Uodma. BUI la Chancery to forecloee Xrrtsan. Puh'lc notice I hereby kItb, that, in pursuance of a rierrea mad and entered by .aid court la or a nerrea maae and antared tty .aid en tno tboYe entitled eaa.e, on the bib day of 1 bar. A. D. 18B1, I Aleiaadrr H. IrrU, ma, chancery of tb .alB Btrenlt roan Deeeav iMter ha ennrt arltli oa Tueeday. the accoad day of May ll&l, at tha hear of It o'clock tn the forenoon, at the outb wtatarty door of tha conn boa.), la Ik city of Cairo, eountyof Alauader aad Stale of Htlaoa, all at public aaetlon, to tha hi het bidder, for eah. all and iinnfllar, tha folio inc dearribed prentlee. and real aetata la aald decree mentioned: .tttiate In the connty Of Alexander and etote of Iltnpia, or o much thetaef a .hall be eufflctent tn eail.fr .aid decree, to-wit: Part of the .outb hal for tn north we.t ttaturof eectloa Ptte (9) In townihlp Mxt en (11) wnth. ndlnrat(reTwo(2) weflof of the third principle mend an containing tarty-Bra and Ifty, one bundradla acre, mora or lee. DaUdAprliStM KartertnCnaiteeryb tbaClrctli Court of Ala aad.r Co'istY. OlttiiT. LMMAti CWtHpUlaaAt Solkftai. RIVER NEWS. YnterJaj business in marine circles wa quite lively . The day was bright sod pleasant. ; The Jas.W. Gaff passed down Sunday morning with a splendid trip. There will be an excursion on her up trip Thursday. Fare from here to Cincinnati and return including meals in port at Cincinnati only $12.00. , The Andy baum from Memphis passed up Suuday morning at 10 .30. She had big freight trip. . ; S . Fearless with tow of barges fur Paducah left here Sunday morniog. Billy Sundley is at home again having just returned from St. Louis with the Sana Wood, which passed up fur Pittsburg yes terday. Billy is said to be ono of the best pilots on the waters. The Fannie Tatum arrived yesterday morning out of the Cumberland. She left for St. Louis at 10 o'clock and her trip was good. The 8ilerthorn for New Madrid leave this evening. Among her officers we notice that Clay Worden is her reliable engineer, and John Young plays the role of star gazer and guides the little steamer with as much skill as any man's pilot The U. P. Schcnck for Cincinnati arrived Sunday morning at 6 o'clock and departed at 0 o'clock. Julius we noticed on board, he is learning the river as pilot. We had the pleasure of meeting and be coming acquainted with several prominent steamboat pilots and engineers here yester day who reside here. Henry Loury with 16 barges passed up to Fittsburg Sunday evening. Paris C. Brown for New Orleans arrived early yesterday morning. She had a good freight and added some two hundred .tons here. Whilst receiving freight at the lower wharf a regular knock down fight occur red between two heavy weight colored deck hands, which resulted in one of the parties getting badly used up. Annie P. Silver early yesterday morning. She received a large amount ot freight here and'departed for New Orleans in the even ing. John B. Mand arrived from Memphis yesterday morning with a moderate trip for 8t. Louis. The B. S. Rhea from Nashville arrived at 1 1 :30 Sunday night went around on the Upper Mississippi, recelvad 8,500 sacks of corn for Nashville and departed for .that place last evening. The river by the oyxz last evening in dicated 34 8 10 and rising. The Gus Fowler from Paducah had an excellent trip yesterday and her cabin was filled with passengers. Several Pad acahana passed through the city yesterday for St. Luis and Colorado among whom wo noticed Mr. W. II. Rom mel, C. 0. Allard and Winston Robertson, The river is still rising at St. Louis. The B. S. Rhea had an elegant string band on board yesterday and left 'the wharf under the sound of elegant music On her down trip noxt week an excursuion party of Nashville's elite society will be on board. What Ails You? Unless the food is properly prepared in the stomach it becomes corrupt and poisons the svstcm it is Intended to nourish. Dys pepsia and its accompaniments are bad breatn,neaaacne, constipation. pne, oiuous ness and depression of spirits. Sufferers with (IvsDopsi experience a rapid and per manent cure by the use of Simmons Liver Regulator. It is purely vegetable and pleasant to the taste. A half-tablespoonful of the Regulator, taken after eating, ensures good digestion. The Market Mosday.Evbniso, April 17, 1882. The weather has moderated again and there is now a fair prospect for spring to set in in earnest. The suo shines bright and warnf through the day, but the nights continue to be Unpleasantly chilly. Business continues without change worth nothing. Hay seems to 'be about the only commodity that shows strong symptoms of weakening. Ton Sage is plenty and offerings of freight are equally plenty wh'Ctl tchds to make business lively at the wharf1. , ' .. ' rf ' FLOUR The market is firm for low and medium grades but buyers end sellers are. apart on choice buyers being unwilling to pay the advance asked. CORN--Th market has been tery firm 6wing to scarcity of aapplies, but with in creased receipts Is indicated by advice from shipper; Price Will probably weaken. OAT S--FKrnnd unchanged. Sales have generally been itiade Bt a shade higher prices. . MEAL Stcsdy tad firtrt at qiitirtattldtaa. BUTTERTiie market Is dull owing to tha inferitfr article oflered. Genuine "gilt edged11 butter always cotntdaaJ ready Mil la thil market; ' ' EdlGS-Prlces are Well sustained and receipts And ready sale at quotations. CHICKENS Firm and in active request at prices as quoted, POTATOES-Steady and unchanged. Sales and Quotations. ROTE. Tb. prices here (riven are for .ale. from Brit hands In round lota. An advance I. cbargad for broken Intern fliMncordvr. PLOUR. SOO Varlon. Rr.de, on order... WbhU patent. ........ B AOftS SO ioaw nlltlit li i DDI ramiy. 'JO bhl.cholit. s no 40 e bo 100 bbl. faucy, ).. MNMM..IIS nAY. 4 car choice timothy, 10 00 is no iti no It oo tar choice mixed ;.;t 7 car kIH edit tlmotby WM.a 1 car red lop CORN. l crs choice mlxod, in hoik on track 7 car. choice white In bulk tear, mixed lo bulk.... OATS. S car cho'ce In balk on track 3 car ml -ed In bnlk tear mixed In aacks del... MMt Scara white In bulk ie 83 M 54 61 55 WHSAT. So. 5 Red, onrbn ... No. 3 Medlteranuaa. 1 25 1 M MEAL. 500 bbl. City ronnd lot. 4 00 CU DDIS city. S 9044 UO BRAN. Ronnd lots. i HtMllM-lIMmtS 1 102.1 Wt BI7TTBR. 5rt0 pound etrlrtly choice Northorn roll. US pound Southern Illlnol. '25 10 pound . good northern roll HO Wpo"nde gilt edged packed. 35240 EOUB. 60 dozen ...M.H.M.... 14 4") dutoD 1.1 TilOdozun iwihmm IS TURKEYS. live choice.... M g omail 00 CHICKENS. t conr- mixed 2 rr..l no 5 coop choice bena.,..nM,...nM. ...3 so ONIONS. Wl bbl choice 8 00&3 15 lUO IkVClil . oejaoaoawa aasea.iaos o aaaaaeaaw aotvao. .1 25 POTATOES. (P SO hiih. Mlchiitan peach blow. 1 30 lnihhl.. " Peachblow.i... S 50 ttuO bosh. Earl; Koeeaeed 1 25 CRANBERRIES, rer bbt ...-. 10 0 APTLSS. SOhhla. common SM SO bbl.. choice.... ....M.. , 450 CIDER. Per barrel '. TJOftS 00 WOOI.. Tub wa.hed . . . ...MV I nwaened. , .,. LAKH. Time. )., HHlftlo m n Bucketa . noos. Uve ..... ,. l)rcsed...M M TitTi BACON. Plain hiBimwiHUHMm ...... ......... ......m.. ..... none 8. C. llama . U Clear aidea...... m. ...IS. Bbouldur 10 SALT. 8t. John a : 55 Oblo Rlrer 1 ji SACES. S'4 bnihel borltpa t S bu.hel u i huebel " nM tl TROPICAL FRUIT. Oranire., choice per bos.... .....-.....4 D0?M HO Lcmoua choice per jx...... ..S .75(1 50 DRIED fllUlT. Peache, halrea.nd Uaner VAii'i Apple,brtht . 4; BEANS. Cholee aavy 4 25 Choice medium 4 00 C1IEE8E. Choice, Factory is Cream ... 1 BEESWAX. ... T ALLOW. tt.. t tb. 20 f niDES. Calf.Oreen... S aeaaaaaai 10 IMMi ,I1 5il 1i0.47 501 00 Dry Flint ebole Dry Salt.. Oreon Salt . Sheep Pelt., dry .... Sheep Pelu, green.... a a . TOBACCO rommen Lug.... ........ M.a.e . ...fi mts 00 uooa iue m.. ;i(a a uu . ow Leaf.. 4 7V,i 110 atadtnm Leaf a 6i s fn Go-4Leaf. , i so& if RATES OF FRCIOUT. Xamvbi.,... Or'aen., Beieni. Ark.. VlckabUrs, 7. A Card. To all who aro suffering from the errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak ness, early decay, loss of manhood, Ac, I will send a recipe that will euro you, free f charge. This grest remedy was discov ered, by a missionary la Boufh America, fknd a self addressed envelope to the Rev. Jrirfpu T. Inmsn, Btatibo D New Tork City. r .1 iB ir- BedjdfDown Feel Hard; All hod seeat hard to the fhorjrtuiic: Thep hurtten te peevish shffererst Apply Dr.tiionlM'Eciecltric dil w totir achintf joints and muarte. Rely bdon Itthityoa will experience speed; fetiur. fluch; kt !flf. tithrt tesKirKinr nf thma tthr. haek used it the remedy is likewid sUcecss fiilly resorted to for throat and lung die esses, sprains,' bruiser) etc; Paul 0. Bchuh. Agbuti ' 'v Oral liar Flnttr Pork fJowt. Scwt. fbhl. IJhhl. ID li 30 SO , 1 17S SO 4l ..-.t7' ti S3 II 17H tii ! HV -a r . w . 7. ' . ' Tnat'i Just Met Years rigo into a w'holciale jrroceri store In this city Walked a tall, must-ulal man evidently a frrnh comer from some1 backwoods town in Maine or New Hainpi shirr. Accosting the merchant ho asked! "You don't want tb Hire a niau in youi store, do you?" Well, nald tho mcrehnnt, "I don'i know. What can you do?" DoP" said thti niriii! I rnlher gues I can turn toy hand lo almost Anything. What do you want doneP" "Wi'll, if I was to hire n mnn, it would be one that could lift Welti a strong; wiry fellow; one. for Instancethat could lift n sack of coffee like that yonder and carry it acrois tho More and never lay tt down." Thorp, now. enp'n," said the country man, 'thnt's just mo. I can lift any.! thing I can hitch to. You can't suit me better. What will you give a mad that suits yu?';. . , "I'll tell you," said the merchant, '1 you shoulder that sack of coffee and cai ryit across tho store twice and never lay it down, I will hire you for One year, at one hundred dollars a rtionth;" By this time every clerk in tho store1 had gathered aroiind and was waiting: td join frt the Inu'h against the man, whd threw tho sack across his shoulder witb perfect enisci hnd carrying it twice acrosl the floor, went br a Jurge hook whloh was fastened to tho wall alid hung It np; then turned to the merchant and said; "There, now. It mav hnnr tlmm till doomsday. I shall never lay it down; Wliitr. uI.mII I S Illinn;! 1 V UHfc give mo plenty to do and one hundred dollars a month and it's all rlirl.L" The clerks broke into a laugh, nnd the merchant, discomfited yet satisfied, kept his agreement, and to-day the greon countryman ft the senior partner in thi firm and vorth a million dollars. ' 'il - awl' Circulars and Newspapers Misscnt, It is tho observation of the clerks lrt the nixie, or misdircelod, department ol the Cincinnati Pont Office, that tho most common cauno of circulars and news papers being missent, or turned in as1 misdirected, is the giving of the wrong State on the envelope or wrapper. - A clerk is addressing envelopes to Tost Offices in Indiana. Completing that State he turns to Ohio, but from the force of habit be continue to writo "Indiana." In such a case matter intended for Jef fersonvillo, 0., would, of course, be sent to Jeflorsnrirille, Jnd., and bo on dowii through the list. If it should happen, as it frequently does, that (.hero 1 no' corresponding nanio in Indian for tha one intended for Ohio, the mnttur would be turned in a. misdirected. This is not a hypothetical cast, but one of almost daily occurrence. There does not np-' pear to be any ndcuuuto remedy. In most instances pttrtios having "large quantities of circulars to address employ the cheapest help they can got, which is more interested in the number of enve lopes that can be addressed in a givorl time at so much a 1,000, than that the ad dresses should be correct W Offioi Bulletin. Aimcuions iears of Lnglisners. Ono of the most curious things in thd newspaper literature of the present day is the fierce opposition shown by certaid English journals to the French proposi tion to construct a railway tunnel hnder tho English Channel from Calais td Dover. Labored articles columns id length, are published every week against tho project, which the innocent reader is asked to believe to bo one of the most wicked and dangerous ones that wa ever conceived. The measure is opposed not, am might ho supposed, because it Kl regarded an impracticable, nseleai, or! too costly, but solely on the ground of, public safety. It is seriously and elaboN ately argued that tho tunnel once opened would increase the chances of a hostile) invasion of English soil by France! Any one but a thick-headed Briton would Want no better trap for an invading fod than to get him in an undorwater tun- . eel some twenty milt in length, with tt little corps of sappers and miners at ond end of it. Tho predicament in which I'haroah and his hosts found themselvc.4 was nothing compared to tho fix in which tho invaders could be placed irt consequence. Yet Johnny Bull persist ently refuses td take this view of thd caso, and stubbornly insists that tha work shall not 1 done, for Hie reason stated above, no matter how much bene fit it might be before a war occurs be-' tween tho twd countries. Washington rust. mi Very Ilappy, and Wherefore Translated from tho Omnibus: Jff N aieaw a. a 'Sixteen years married, and still haps py?" cried a hen-pecked husband, IvA credulous1; Sixteen years married, and to-day happier thau ever," answered the happy married man. 'Yott set me In astonishment" "Without reason. My wife ran sit months after the wedding with another man away' Shan't 1 Take a BluePilL No. don't take it and run the risk of trier eurial poisons, but when btllibu and coa stipated get a package of the celebrated Kidney Wort, and it will speedily euro1 you. It U nature's great rcaiedy for conJ sumption, and for all kidney and liver diss case. It acts promptly ou the great or- tans and so restores health, strength iaJ vigor. It is put up in liquid and dry imp; noth acting with eoaal emuenct. rric) II; Seeadv; ' t,,. Koiinf the Effects.' rtOibbs. of Buffatrx N. Tj. write llnarintr vonr Burdock Blond Bittera law- orably snokert of. I was Indrlccd to watch t their effects: and 8nd that iir chronic dis ease of tho blood; liver and kidneys, yoaf' bitters have been 1 sigoally marled .wkStV SUcccsS, I Save ued them mvaolf with k t. . i M. a ... at. .at . . ' iresi results, ior torpiuity or tue liver; ana v I ' .t. A , 1 .ej. ii in case oi a menu or mine suuenn" ' rom drnnv. tha f!Wt wm rnrtt?lo!a.T Prit ilJOO, Paeil ij. BeJisUAflceti , ' ; V m 3