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THE DAILY CAIRO BULLETIN: FRIDAY MOUHlNtf, MAY 5, 1882. V;' If?- n i .4 i A Very Dignified Young Actross. A writer in the London ttjwting and Dramatic News givca an account of an arouHing epiodo which hnpponod some tirao ieo in tho rwn-room of ono ol tho leading provincial theatres. His friend Elpool is tho- manager, and ho bad givnn no engagement to a certain Miss lloitie, a lody who was half way between an amateur and a professional actress, Mins llortie, who had a very high opinion of her dignity, was east for a short but verv important part in a certain drama. Tho villian, in tho final act, was having it all his own way, and was declaring triumphantly . "lint such testimony can never be forthcoming!" when Miss Jlortio, tho only m rson who could set things right, and who was sup posed to bo dead, had to enter quietly and ("ay, "You uro mistaken!" On (his, of course, tho wholo effect of tho sceno depended, and when Klpool went to tho wing to see if Miss llortio was in her placo ready to go on, that lady was nowhere to be seen, lie rushed about in despair and bolted into tho reen-roora, where- tho lady was quietly Kitting down, doing some extraordinarily "high class" embroidery. "Now, my dear," cried Klpool, "your "Reeno's on. For goodness sako don't miss your cue!" The lady rose with much dignity and began: "Mr. Elpool, I leg to state" "Yes, yes my dear; but tell mo about it afterward. What is it? Nothing wrong, I hope? We'll see about it; but do go on "Mr. Elpool, I wish to say that I-" "Hut, my dear, your cue will bo given in a second! and the scene ruined! Why don't you go on?" cried poor Elpool, Stamping in an air of excitement. Just then in rushed one of the other actors. "Your cue's put, and tho stage is waiting!" he cried, while tho unhappy Elpool sank into a chair dumbfounded. Only tho lady herself waa calm. "Mr. Elpool," sho began onco more, "when I accepted an engagement in your theatre, I had no notion that you would presume to take tho liberty of calling me 'ray dear,' and I beg that so great a violation of propriety may not bo permitted to occur again!" With that off stalked the lady, to find tho curtain just fallen and the audienco derisive. In China $150,000,000 are spent every year in ancestor-worship. Tho kingdom of Monaco has CO sol diers. 10O priests, and 10,000 persons who live by gambling. Runnels count)-, Tex., has never had murder in it," nor a robbery, nor a forgery, nor a man sent to the peniten tiary, nor a gambling hell. In Paris the bride who is past her youth does not wear pearl gray or lav ender, these hues belonging to On w id ow who marries again. Tho manufacture of oleomargarine in fit. T.nnitt luis liwn invest irated bv the - ttoiml nf lK-.thli, mill proof was obtain ed of thu two f it. fiimv lmrM'4 uikI dogs. Dr. Sawyer, of Alabama, says that quinine used hypoderuiioally that is, thrown under the skin with a syringe results beneficially whim large doses by mouth have completely failed. Deacon Jones was happy, indeed, when he was told that his daughters, dear girls had gone to the revival. Their mother didn't ten him that it was a re vival of "Pinafore." William Walton, of Kentucky, has de cided to visit tho capitol of every nation on tho globe bearing tho United States flag, and earning a day's wages in each of those cities. The hoisting of a safe is ono of tho most fascinating of street sights to idlers. In Providence the expectant crowd saw the mass of metal, weighing four ton.?, fall on a workman and crush him to death. Tho Zunls visited a newspaper olliee in Boston, and were greatly struck by tho mysteries of tho machinery. When tho presses were set agoing, ono put the query, "Is this all talk?" That was u cruel center-shot. Sophronia: "Can Senator David Dav is, as President of tho Senate, if drawn as a juror, be compelled to sit ona jury ?" We don't know. If he can, we wouldn't like to be one of the jury that ho would Bit on. Soincrville Journal. Modesty: Do you pretend to have as good a judgment as I have?" exclaimed an enraged wife to her husband. "Well, no," he replied slowly,' "our choice of partners for life shows that my judgment is not to be compared with yours. The poetical mid the practical- Senti mental diner: Eat a lark! Partake of oue of the quiring songsters at heaven's gate! I would as Hoon eat a hymn!" Practical friend: "Ya-as, never touch small birds they all fixd on worms." At tho Whit chouse glass work of At terbury & Co., a new trade m about to bo opeued up. They are ulxiut to manu facture glass Dhingles, ornanieuted and of different colors, tor hoiiHew. Instrength they aro to be superior to any late now in use. Tho execution of two Indian murder era by shooting instead of hanging, in the Indian territory, was done on the urgent plea of the doomed men. They hod an awful dread of the noose, but professed fearlessness as to death by tho rifle Scene in the auditorium of a theater: Actor (who has appeared in the first piece): "Good evening. May! take tho - tteat next you?" Lady: ."Certainly; but .t.. ....... ...... - . i . ..r i in. uuu t juu niiin-ur uny iiiuru lo-iiigmr Actor: "No. Lady: "Oh, I am ho glad. Pray sit down." Stneoneavs: "Bread and butter is tho dress of this world; lovo and kind '. ness U trimming." We'll bet 100 tho man who wrote that isn't married. Any married man knows that tho trim mings always cost four times as much as the dress. ; Prairio and wood fires have been rag 0 jng in muithern Arizona and southwest- - prn New Mexico recently. Tho turn tory burned over is reported to cover forty miles square, andthedmnago dono 'i- I...... ....... fi.., ..;r:i it... i.. . , u luiuiuuro. j.iiv unjui ui uiu iiiu is in- ' Utbutod to the Indians, cither domestio or renegade, who roam at will through V frirt tho couutry, except on rutioa-day. "How aro you getting along!"' nskeu a widow of her late husband, who ap peared to her as a ghost. Ghost: "Very well, indeed much better than during my twenty years married life on earth. Widow (delighted): "Then you aro in heaveuP" "Oh, no." The emigration from Switzerland last year was tho greatest on record, tho number of emigrants who left the coun try in 11 having been 10,li:t.r), against 7.255 in 1H0, and 4,2H in 187'J. By far the greater proportion of them wero from German Switzerland. The Russian bath is said to have or iginated with Peter the Croat. It is re corded that when he was advised by foreigners to introduce- hospitals ami dispensaries into Russia ho was wont to reply that "While Russians had baths they needed nothing else as a health giving remedy against mortal ills." Lord Cranbourne, an elder brother of tho present Marquis of Salisbury, who died before his father, was stono blind, hut lie could distinguish colors by tho touch as accurately as others can by tho sight. He could also tell by sound the extent and bight of any room lie en tered. A Rochester street-car liorso shot out with his heels the other day and hit tho driver with one and the cash-box with tho other, and an investigation showed that he had kicked G into tho driver's overcoat ockot. Such wonderful sa gacity on the part of the horse caused the discharge of the driver. Miq Lillian Taylor, daughter of Day nrd Taylor, studying art in New York, says her father never wrote up a place wi'thout making a careful study of it, which studies were the origin of the hundred and fifty sketches lately exhibit ed, which were a surprise to those who did not know Ilayard Taylor painted with any other pencil than'his glowing words. A mulberry tree at Grillin, Ga., acted in a very curious manner the other day, emitting what seemed to bo pull's of smoke at short intervals from all por tions of the tree. Tho smoke, or what ever it was, was light and thin, like cigar-smoke, and scarcely visible to tho casual observer. It was a phenomenon that nobody could account for. Rands of music aro forbidden to play on most of tho large iron bridges of tho world. This is duo to tho well-known phenomenon that a constant succession of sound-waves, especially such aseomo from the playing of a good band, will excite the wire vibrations. At first these vijirations are very slight, but they in crease as tho sound-waves continue to come. The receding of tho ocean at Atlantic t'itv, N. J., for many years p:ust. lias left" much fresh land above high water, and litigation with regard to ownership is threatened. The lot-owners claim riparian rights, but the Land company that sold the property claim that the new lots should belong to tho company. Tho property in dispute is valued at lol).00O. Three hundred and forty convicts of the New Jersey Penitentiary are let out to contractors in tho branches of indus try described as shoes, laundry, shirts, mll'iru Imvuj t,,l wliii Hi. un Average tif a little more than lifty cento a day, and the authorities are grumbling that tho law limiting the number at each trade to Hmj compels the state to sup port mom than L'OO ablo bodied men m absolute idleness. George Washington Oreene, the friend of Longfellow, who is to write his bio graphy, lives in an old-fashioned house on a "hill overlooking tho Village of Greenwich, 11. I. From its upper win dows there is a view of long stretches of cultivated country and of tho waters of Cowesett Ray, an arm of the. Narraguu sett. Several years ago Prof. Greeno had an old w ind-mill, which stood in hii adjoining field, moved up to his house and fitted as a library. In this old house have been entertained Wash ington, Lafayette, Longfellow, and a host of other distinguished meiu Paved with Extinct Stars. In a recent scientific paper, Sir John Lubbock says: "Like the sand of tho Hea, the stars of heaven have ever been used aa effective symbols of number, and tho improvements in our methods of obser vation havo added fresh force to our or iginal observations. Wo now know that our earth is but a fraction of ono out of at least 75,000,000 words. Rut this is not all. In addition to tho luminous heavenly bodies, wo can not doubt that there aro countless others, invisiblo to us from their great distance, smaller sizo, or feebler light; indeed, wo know that thero are many dark bodies which now emit no light, or comparatively lit tle, thus in tiio ease ot t rooyon, tho existence of an invisible body is proved by the movement of tho visible star. Again I may refer to the curious pheno mena presented by Algol, a bright star in the head of Medusa. This blur shines w ithout change for two days and thir teen hours; then, In another three ami a half hours, reassuines Ito origin ul brill iancy. These changes seem certainly to indicate tho presonoo of an opaque body which Intercepts at remilar intervals part of tho light emitted by Algol. Thus the Hour oi neaven is not only 'thick In laid with patines of bright gold,' but studded also with extinct stars onco probably as brilliant us our own nun. but now dead cold, as llelmbolz telld us that our sun itself will be sotuo 6c von teen millions of years hence." Special Markot Report. Young Men -Steady. Girls- Lively, willing, and in demand. Pa pas -Firm, but declining. Mammas-Unsettled, but waiting for higher bids. Coffee -Considerably mixed. 1'resh Fish Aetivo and slippery. Wheat A erain better than barlev. Eggs --(.inlet, hut will probably opon in a soon unto. Whisky Steadily eolnz down. in! 4J... I -J. f Hreadsttill'i Iteavv. llooU and Shoi.'nThoso in tho markot are Holed, and aro constantly coinir up and down. h ft 1 1 1 aU and Caps -Not as high an last upring, except foolscap, which is station ery. J'obaceo Very low, atid ha a down ward tendency. Silver Close, but hot closo onouirh to get hold of. If yiip f.ml dull ilrnwuy.doWIIUtcU linve frnnicTit liuuUwhu. mouth timtin liii'lly. I'pr niiputitu nnd toimue coated, ) on nri' millWhirt from torpid llvur. nr lLUlHHIlnll, 'f AlKl IllllhillK Will l,IUC yOll HOHpMld- ily Miid pcrmuiiKiiily u to tukuH vcr Keg- n tutor or Mud citiu. TtlU r h!HH!Ht, lllllllHl rfh- kiiil Iwimi fillllll V llirtl- 7 -i.4A.it. Ictno lii the world! An KiVfClualSpfCilln for all dln'KKoitof Uiu I.lv-r, Stomach hik! Splui'U. Jlcnlto tlu Liver mill pre vuu t CUIUS AM' l"K Vli. .VAI AKIOUH Mivum, now COM e I, A I NTS . It IS s T I.KSSNKSS JAi'NIlll'li AND NAUSKA- HAD H UK ATI L! Nottilnvt" hii un1euHiut, nothing ho common na hud hU'iitli. Kiiil In m'ltrly every ch- It coinen Irom the utoiimi'h, im.l run lie no eimiiy eoireeled If you nill take Sl i.moiis l.tver ltTUliiior. Do not ne leet no mre a remedy lor tU repulHtvo dlnorder. Ii will aim li!. prove your Appetite, Complexion, mid licnerill 11-nltli JMLKK! How inniiy nulKr torture dynfter duy, mnklrm life tt burden uud ruhl'lue exii'telire of nil pleilnnru ow!mr to Ih'j ferret i-ntlerlim (roiu l'lle. Vet ra llrr In ready to Hie Imudol iilmoK ny une w ho will ine KTxiemutieallv the remedy Unit lm porioiinent ly cured tln ilHniulii. Simmon?' l.lver KetMilator, In uo drastic violent pure; but a penile an-lntant to iirt'im . CONSTIPATION! KHOt'I.li not he regarded uh ft trillion allineiit In Uet nuitiru deiiifimla the tit iiiopI repiliirity of the bowelc, nnd any ilevm'toii from thle demand pave the way uf'U n to Kortoiia d -inner. It Ic iillo u initHKt'iy to remove impure ati iiinu. li.tlous fr.tii the bowels aelt i to eat or sleep and no lniiHh can he expected wheif a coy live lltiim 01 uou prevail! SICK IIKADAC1IK. ni.i .llctp..udlinr utUli-lliii flirt niiiht rrPfitliOittv Tlie dh'turbaiice ol the dtomni b. hi i from the i..,i.i.tr... iK lOt.i-Hi.'il ci.titiitilN. t-ml9,-p a severe rialu iu the lii-id. aecniT.pauled with dijatrcehlc liauwa. and lh1 nmetUutcB what i populurly knowu viek lieadaehe. ORIGINAL AND ONLY GENUINE, mANiT.u-rrKKi) uv J. 1 1 . Z VA IAN He- CO.. l llll.ADELl'llIA. TA l'ri:el ft i, t-old by all Druu'lst. r lCcmj35unS lte flrrt apparent etl'ect t to inoro iisc tl.e appe tite. It ai'fli'ti' dii.'ti'tiou and catieef the food to as ciniuliite properly-tlitia the fyetem Is noarlfhed. It alro. liy llrf tonic action ou the dit?uitive ortran. Induce more copious and regular evacuation". The rapidity willi which pailetita take ou llesh while under thcli llience of Hie Syrup, of Itself In dicatec'hiit tiu u'.b'.'t iirepnratiou can lie better udiipti dto nlp and nouri-h the cuiiHiltutiini, and liencehe more t-IVic hciouh in all dcprc(sloi) ofuplr- ltn.sbiiliii or trembling of the hands or body, :oiiih. ehorliieMi of breath, or cot.auiuplive bablt. The ihtvuk and tniifcU't become PtrenutUetied, and tho blood purlUcd. The vurlotiB kinds of waste or decay that affect the human 'tody. thini;li attended each with some Hymptoiii not commoQ with the rert. at;re very much lu this, that the baris iu all Is nearly the same. It is generally conceded, that Hie majority of diseases are accompanied by faulty digestion; und such huiuthc c?e, we must, in order to cure uncli illhea ,. eaiiMi- o.. .. 'i'tion to per- lorm their proper futicttotis. u remedy Iih. be fore been discovered which baa so benullclul an In fluence ou those organs as Fellows' Compound Syrup of llyl'opliospbite. 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