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WING TO HOLDBOWHyN
PURE CREAM TARTAR.
SIOOO. Given ,
If alum or any injurious subsuimios can bo found
in Andrews' Poarl Baking Powdor. I po
tivcly PL RE. Ik-ins eiidon-el, and Uidlmnniula
received irnui such cliemMs ns S. Dann Hiys, Has
ton; M. liulufomaliic, of CIucuko; and Ciuatavu
Bodo, Ml'.wKiikeo. Never m.1.1 in bulk.
C. E. ANDREWS A, CO.
; MicUigaa Av. C7. iS 4; ..'). li. Wator
I"-vf rv Corset in wnrmutel sit'.;
tartorr to its vrntn-r im-veiy .n',
it t'm l'Vincv wi'.l'b" r tunili'il bv
tbo ir(n from tt houi U wa t 1 ." .U.
Thcunivf'tirs.ci pvni'iinci J hy .ir ! ;' f. i-Un
till Injur"". I" lh MW, (.Hi !!. '(.-.I- 1 J "
"!!-"n!'i.U".inforW.I. awl l rf.-ct I'll'. -ttoer
mule," pKH.Es l)J. Mtt1i '.ti.ffi' I'kIiM
lUslth I'n-nrrvluK. i.b. sv-lf. l.'la.t!:!, f !''!
Abilomlnnl (extra hem t ''". ?.:iiVn. l.5'
Ilialth r.rrvlr (Om- r-.i.ll!i V.oo. inn.f.oi
f or null- hy Irmllnff Keluil fi !!- ctci-trI"-. .
CHICAGO l'OKSi.i ('., Cl.icii.0, III.
Insert l h IIuIh finger
1 nirticle of the Balm
v t o f.n imrtls; draw
ttr.i i' hrctithi through
the L'". It will iir
n.V'S( l:'f AM TiAl-H
C (v 1 1 i "l i! i t ! i e
iiKfal i vhhi.'' of f'a
n rrli nl virus, CHiieli'i;
hciut ' y r, tiuiiH. id
i. k Inflnnihtioii, I'to.
t h the men' r me
iimntilit'ly 1i-h!k the
-o ik ur.'l rmtort' tlie
ni'iiu of tR"!!1 hihI
1 Jja iU6Pttj
tultt arc rvilixcd by a few ilicntlmin. A thor
ough ttnt'imui dirvcfrt will car- Ca'ar.'h, liny
r'evi r, Ac.
ASM . to l''
l.'NT.OL'AI.Kl' KUK COI.H in the HEAP.
The lis m ha nn'nctl tt n envtah'" n-i'iiiat on wher
tvtr known. ':i-piKl'i all otl:-r ;.r- mrail ti.
lihii (KiN'IZKIJ AS A UNJ)l-.l(l L'i.!)is('tA"HY
hold bv drUirKlitc al .'iicniU. .n rcrclptof
price wl I mail a parkiue. heti'l ..r cln -alnr cou
tslulhi; fi'l iiifor'na' oti irx ri-lll'io tc-n'm-mial.
ELVCHKAM BAl.M0o..i'w... Y.
Old f-i' lii.iiiiiWc ri'm l.e' a--) t , ;(.!' rfMui!
KDmiaU li..-i"ri Hi-! ailvuui'ii of thin c ni'i. ri.ii ire
rifle, an i old f ifliioni'.l LI "i in n'ir u to
turn l a n uHii o rnre. Iviv In" i: ij'i ii- iilodud
by thu n it.-i" of the neat r.-.-.-.v't-.t, h.i'!i toin-n
lb? hvM' in , niitl I i Hi- iii'r , iK'.'1'r.iiUo
malaria i!i-r.irit'i:miil cin be' Die nbuxl, rni.'e
the lWer wbctuloniliHiit uu ! jm 1 1 n - leu n ril'lnr
blblt "f Dody .
Kr le by h!I Drii(.'i!:e!f i.-d l)jj'n'r v imrally.
OOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 1878,
The rnost popular iwoet
CLooolnto in tbo raarkot, It
it nutritious and rRlftttth'ei
a rn-r'ioulnr J'nvorit with
rliildnin, und n most oxool
lei.t urtiule for family una.
The wniilno it ttawpnt S.
(Jrrmiiii, JhirrhftU-r, Jlant.
Jtrtrart of imitation.
Said by tirurrra cvcrynheri'.
W. mil k CO., Dorcticstcr, Mass,
One Dollar! One Dollar!
THK WKF.KLY l'f-AIN DKALKIt.
111 1 " rut
;iovelan(l, O 91 KII'ifH v tti'n i"lU r'jal'in A
Imdlnii Duraocratlf Jnur al anil valnuble Kumiiy
Nuriaiur Wi-tida Uu! 1,VK lor 'he bel iuiii r
inthe went for the price. I !.). uler 1'iibllfh'ng
f.'n,, Vlen'Uii'l. Ohio, bt aj lo co,iy In r,
IS I "f" f8 ff$
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THE DAILY OAIKO
A lTorriblo Pdiito:uiiii.
Iii tliulliiviiUni t'unniy juil is i'diiMiioiI
a in nn on tlio cliarn uf munliT who is
pi von to siminaDil'iiliiiii' lutlai-. When
tlio bells o( tlio city uglier in niilnij;ht
tho iinsonor arist'H from In- .ticu m a
Btonlthy and noisclcs?. nmiinoi', croups
out to tho iloor of the ell, nml scriitin
izes tho hull, or as much of it as can bo
seen through tho tloor, aiwl til.o cvory
romor of liis narrow npartnu'iit, as if in
tent upon satisfyinj; hiiii.-i:!! that no ono
is in tho vicinity. Ho then prouooiU to
take a cotton hliirt ami tho body of
it with tho covering of the bed, also
Hlufting the arms full, lie places this
in one corner on a chair and puts upon
the top of it a hat. Having arranged
this to suit him, the soiiiiiambuli.-t with
noiseless tread walks over to tho placo
whero a broom is kojt and gra.ij)ingit as
if it were a gtm, and creeps with a cat
like tread walks over to the place whero
a broom is kept and grasps it as it wore
a gun, anil creeps with a catdiko tread
upon tho figure in the chair. Tho ma
neuvor consumes considerable time, tho
"sleeper" apparently acting as if ho was
engaged in picking Lis way through
Having arrived at a point from which
a good view can bo commanded, ho
coolly and deliberately raises tho broom
in right angles to his shoulder. After
takilig a long aim ho goes through the
samo motion that one would in firing a
gun. Ho then approaches tho chair,
picks up tho "dummy," and carries it
to tho remoto corner of the coll. He
then goes down on all fours aud goes
through the motion of digging with his
hands. Having dug until the hole is
largo enough, he placos the stuffed shirt
in it and carefully covers it up, stamp
ing tho floor of the cell as if ho was
pressing down uneven ground. He
then scatters over it an armful of leaves,
which ho goes through the process of
gathering from tho different portions of
The work concluded to his satisfac
tion, the sleepwalker conceals the broom
under his bed, a,s if hiding a gun. He
then washes his hands, examines his
clothes cnrefullr, as if to seo if there
was any blood upon them, and resorts
again to his couch to sleep quietly uutil
inurning. 1 he prisoner, when informed
of this strange freak in his waking mo
ments, denies all knowledge of the oc
currence. .Vi7i vUle A mi.ricctn.
WIT AND HUMOR.
Why is a messenger like a penny?
Because he's one cent.
What is it that nobody wants, yet uo
boily likt-stohi.se? A lawsuit.
How paridoxieal is man! First he
lies and then stands to his lie.
A policeman in (iallion, ()., had his
shoes stolen from his feet while he slept
at his post.
When a powder magazine blows up,
jl can, w "Mjitiose, lie called Hash liter
l'liosphorus is the striking name of a
new color. It will he worn by match
Mr. (iladstono owns a piece of land at
Niagara Falls and refines to sell at any
price, lie probably has a toll-gato on it.
The bear idea of speculation is enough
to crush nriiiv Yontitf ucu loj haveju-
nne.S liciore lljCllJ.
It is remarked by a Kentucky paper
that the "feeling between ague ami qui
nine is exceedingly bitter."
Because a man spends tho greater
part of his time in lifting beers it isn't
safe to bet that he's an undertaker.
Wo sneer at tho Siamese for worship
ing tho elephant; but think of tho mon
ey that is paid here anuually just to see it!
A piece of steel is a good deal like a
man when you get it red-hot it loses
Scarlet fever is prevalent among the
children it breaks out in jackets,
skirts and Tam O'Shanter hats.
Many young men complain of tho
cost of courtship, but in the long run it
is not so expensive as seeing the
"Yes, the electric light is a great in
vention," muttered Flub, as he felt
about tho door, "an every keyhole
should have one."
If tho lire of love should consume a
maiden's heart, wo presume the aver
age insurance agent would account for
it on the ground of a "defective Hue."
There is a disgusting amou nt of crime
in the newspapers, but. the man who
has a pimplo on his nose can't blame
the looking-glass for showing it.
An English doctor wants everybody
to be buried in a wicker casket iustead
of a plain eotlin. He is supposed to be
interested in a willow plautution.
A little girl, upon being asked who
did Adam and Eve .sin against when
they ate tho fruit, meekly replied;
"Their parents and friends, ma'am."
Said a loving wife to her husband:
"Do you know, dear, that buiterlly or
naments are very fashionable?" '"'lVr
haps so," he grully replied, "but grub
is the great desideratum."
S:;id a miserable little Cincinnati boy
who had just received a scolding from
his father, "Ma, 1 wish I'd never been
bom." "Why, Charley?" "Well, I
think I'd a been a better buy."
"Charles, dear," she murmured, as
she strolled along tho other evening,
and ga.ed up at the bejeweled rirtna
nn.'iit, "which is Venus and which is
When a man says he is satislied with
his h,t, vou may be sure of one of two
things, either he is a very unenterpris
ing epcciincu of humanity or lie is ly.
A local paper publishes a poem enti
tled -Why the Cows Came Late." Tim
'() s probably came late because they
had an engagement in somebody's
A London paper demands "live
preaching," and says the ministers
.should "pitch into" the vices of their
hearers. Noiimmiso! A preacher likes
to be popular as well as other folks.
"Hadn't I better pray for rainto-ijav,
deacon?" said a Bitigliamton minister,
fsundav. "Not to-day, dominie, 1
think," was the prudent reply; "the
)siud isn't right."
An editor wrote a headline, "A Hor
rible Blunder," to go over a railroad ac
cident; but though' it was the printer's
fault that it got over the account of a
wedding, t h editor was tlio man
thiM-i.i (I all the aiiiue.
HULLKTIN: WEDNESDAY MORNINV., NOVEMBER 29, 1833.
t Bkimi entirely vegetable, no particular
ctro is required while using Dr. Tierce's
'Pleasant Purgative Pellets," They oper
Ate without disturbance to tho constitution,
diet, or occupation. For nick headache,
constipation, impure blood, dizziness, sour
eructations from the stomach, bad taste in
mouth, bilmus attacks, pain in region of
kidney, internal lever, bloated feeling
about stomach, ruth of blood to head, take
Dr. Pierce's "Pellets,", By diuygists.
Rosy cbeccks and clear complexion only
accompany good health. Parker's Ginger
Tonic better than nnything, mokes pure,
rich blood and brings health, joyous spirits,
strcDth aud beauty. Ladies try itBa
zaar. Dr. M. T. Gamble, FarmingUm, HI.,
says: "No propiiclary medicine that I
haudlo gives an much satisfaction as
Brown's Iron Bitters."
HucKicn s Arnica Salve
The Best Salvo '.a tho world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Bheum, Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles. It is guaranteed to give per
fect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
25 cents par box. For sale by Gho. E
Free ot Cost.
All pusons wishing to test the merits uf
a great remedy ono that will positively
cure Consumption, Coughs, Colds, Asthma,
Bronchitis, or any (.flection of the Throat
aud Luns are requested to call at Harry
W.Schuh'rt drug t-tore and get a trial but
tle of Dr. King's New Discovery for Con
sumption free of cost, which will show you
what a regular dollar-size bottle will do. (1)
Fortunes for Farmers and Mechanics
Thousands of dollars can be saved by us
ing proper judgment in taking care of the
health of yourself and family. If you are
Bilious, have sallow complexion, poor appe
tite, low and depressed spirits, and generally
debilitated , do not delay a moment, but
go at once and procure a bottle of tloiMj
wonderful Electric Bitters, which never fail
to cure, ami that for the tritliug sum of fif
ty cents Tribune. Sold by 1 1 airy W.
The I.'. S. government are using large
numbers of the Improved Howe Scales.
Borden, Selleek & Co., agents, St. Louis,
"A lady had the flesh eaten oil her arui
by scrofula. Could see tho sinews working.
'Lindscy's Blood Search'r' cured her." J.
Kaliton, EldtTton, Pa.
Ely's Cream B:i!in reduces iDlhintii'iii' ii.
Sores in the nasal passages aro healed in a
few days. Catarrhal headache is dissipa
ted. Senses of smell, tate and hearing
are restored. Piice 50 cents. Apply into
nostrels with little finger.
New Jersey Premium Wine.
Physicians state that the Port Wine that
took tho premium at the Centennial, pro
duced and offered for sale by Mr. Alfred
Speer, of New Jersey, is a wine that can
be safely used for medicinal purposes, be
ing pure and free from medication, and is
more relinl.'n than ether Vtrt w;it It in
opouiiilly reroiniut tided for weakfy fe
males ami the aged. The deep color is
due to the iron from the brown ftone sli de
rock on which the grapes crow, which is
rich in iron. For sale bytPaul 0. Schuh.
Keep your family well supplied with
"Sellers' Cough Srup," use it in time, you
will avert bronchia! and pulmonary affec
tions. 2."i cents.
Sue a woman in another column, near
Speer's Vineyards, locking grapes from
which syeer s I oit Grape wine is made,
that is so highly esteemed by the medical
profession, for tlie use ot invalids weakly
perseie. und thonged. Sold by Druggists.
l)u. Ki. ink's GitKAT Nerve Rebtohi'.r is
the marvel of the age for all nerve diseases.
All fits stopped free. Send to Arch
street, Philadeluja. I'n.
A delicious Appetizer,
That ensures digistion and enjoyment
o food; a tonic that brings strenth to the
weak and rst to the nervous; a harmless
diarrhoea cure that don't constipate just
what ever family needs Parker's Ginger
ff-SQiV This elegant diessing
P'eferrcd by those
'"n. ...O VKWt'Ki.'Jl Wllfi h.'l VJ 1ie1 it tit inu
llmil ir !n-,ii-l m
:ount ol l.a auperiur
leaiiliness and purity.
It contains iruterial
only that are beneficial
to the scalp and hair
Restores the Youthful Color to Crey or Faded Hair
r.irker Hair Balsam Is finely perfumed and ll
warranted to prevent filling f the h.iir nnd to re.
move clandrult ami itching. JIiscox & Co., N.Y.
Sw. md l u, it dolin In drupt and tnlldoii.
A Superlative Health and Strength Rettorer.
If you are a mechanic or farmer, worn out with
overwork, nr a miaher run do n by family ot liouC
hold duties try Tarkhr's Gikqek 'J'omc. .
If you are a l.iuyer, minister or business man ex
hausted by mental strniaor anxionn carrs, do not take
IntoMcatin (; siiiuulants.but use l'aiker' Ginger Tonic
If you have Consumption, Dyspepsia, Klieuma
Ism, Ki Jney Complaints or any disorder of the lungi,
atoinach. bow els, blood or liervri.t'AKKnn'sOiNoan
Tonic will cine you. Ilistbedrealest Mood Purifier
And the Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used.
If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or
any disease or weakness and retail e a stimulant take
GiNCiKK Tonic atom.es it will invigorate and build
ion up from the first dyse but will never intoxicate,
t has saved liundicds of livesi it may save yours.
CAUTION I n'fii.lIiibitUiilti.r-i4rkfr'i(Jliiirr Tonic li
eoniioHd of tb btt remedial ftpniU In th world, niiilticntirtly
rliflrrut frcrn .pnrtituii of u.na.TRloni.. fiend fomrcularto
tlliui a Co., N. V. soc. A $1 tii'i, t dfilcri In drunk
CltKAT SAVING Bl'YINO DOLLAR Slat.
Its nth aud Louim lutnuice has mailt ihi
delightful perfume exceedingly popular. Tliero
1 nothing like It. Insist upon having Furnas.
TON Coluunk and look for signature of
m nn? bottle, Any rlmmrlii or rl.lr In Mrruowr
can tuiiply vou. M sne 16 tent tin,, T 9
LAIKlK fiAVINO BCYINil ll. BlZE.
Chillis and Fever.
Hlmmons Liver Knstt
later toon breaks th
chilla and earrloa the
Tuver out ol the ajstoui.
1 1 cures when all othor
Y r the roller s.nd care
of this dlatresttng dla
ean uiie Slinniom Lit
The Krculator will ponltlTnly cure thla tu.rlhle
diaouao, wo aeaert vniihaticully what we kuow to
should not he reearded an a trifling Ailment. Nt
turo (lemunda the iitinont roKUlurity of the bowola.
Therefore Hlct nature by tiiklud Hiininoni Liver
UeKUlstor. It U harmleae, mild aud effectual.
One or two tulilenpootihilH will relieve all tbe
trotililtm lucldeut to a bilious utatu, nuch as Naunea
DizzlnesB, Drownlnefs, Dlntreea alter oatlng, a bit
ter bad lantu In the mouth.
i'erxiiiia may avoid all attacks by occasionally
Inking a doru of hliiiniuiia Liver Kcgulator to keep
the liver In heulthy action.
generally arlaiux fr ni a disordered stomach, can
be corrected by tuUiui( blmruoua Liver ItOKUlator.
Simmons Liver Kemtlat r foou eradicates this dls
case frum the nstetu, leaving the eklu clear and
Ireu irotn all Impurities.
Children atiO'Oflng with collcoon ouperlt'Dce re
lii-rwheu Sliumoi.a Liver KeK'ilator la administer
ed. Adnlte alho derive ereat benefit from thla
medicine. It is not unpleusant; it is harmless
nnd etluctlv,). 1'urely vejjetabla.
Mont of i lie iii peases ot the bladder orlKluatefrmn
those ol lti kidneys. Hestore thu action of the
liver lully nml b(itu the kidueys and bladder will
""Tuko oiilv ihe KiMialne, which always has on
Hie wtMpper tie: red 'A trade mark and al(;ntttnre ol
KursHle by all drutpisls.
-Miiniifie tiirer und Dealer In-
Wh MM'., between ( ion'l Ave. aud Luvee.
CHOKE BOBING A SPECl.VL'li.
ALL KIN1JS OF AMU.VITION.
Safe He .mired, All Kinds ol Keys Mad.
for Soldiers. Widows, 1'ar-
nis and children. Any
disease, wound or Injury
cmltlcD. Milliot.a appropriated. Working lorce
(loubcd. Hones made hanpy. Prompt work.
Apply now. Kee $lu. Deserters ct.tltlcd to all
dues and difch ryis tin ier new laws, (ireat suc
cess in Increase cae. Honntvaod backpay pro
cured. 'I ho "W orld and Soldier." (wocily paper).
SjRtnpleeopr free, eud stamp for full Ins'ructious
blanks aud bounty table. A rp U"Tq,,C
f"r Inventors Addrtssl iV 1 X O
N. W. 1 rrZCElt vLO A CO.. l-ens on, I'stent
Land Att'js, Washington, I). C. 1 1 ft-d-t-w-lm
3 El a BR, KLINL'8 GREAT
H U CVJ Nerve Restorer
U H VS Jr all liHtm i.id Nr.v
Oib civrv , ;i: roR Nkhtk Arno
noM.f 1 1 . J-.fit n tv.ti lt AI I IBI.K If ttkta
hi lirti:i ''d. frnPiUnffr tritdtiynvi. TrettlM k
f.' trial bottle fref tu Fit Caus,tner rsrlnr eitmM
:hsri on li.x, hen r.cl9l. Send nim.a,P O.and
.:t r-u r- of sfflleted to I) Kl.lNL.C3l Area
St-l'hllsda ..f" Sri ffrw'tvt titwr uf oW
Uniled States Mutual Accident
ASOC! HON, 40'J P.HOADWAY, N.Y.
J i.n o-Aicldent Insurance.
fJi Weekly ludetnnlty.
Mumbersbip fe. $t. An
nail cost i-.boittf b). Write
fir circular and applica
tion blank European per-
'..'. B. I'E K T (of lioers. Teet Co.), Tres'nt.
.1 K. I'irc II if H. secn-tarv.
s-Tid fur a pi-tar.! of Marl. LASOTnr ; mallod free.
PENNSYLVANIA Military ACADEMY
fiHEisTKH. -list year opens September 13th
vN'ev buildups. Superior arcommodatlons.
Appointmutita complete. Kngllsh, Cnlliglau;,
Chemical, Civil Kngineerlrg coarsns. Dogroos
Coiilerred. Applv to W. P. Ilalltday. Kso., DHtion
Cairo, III , or to COL. TUEO. HYATT, 1'rest.
PORT GRAPE WINE
Spkku's Pokt Gi:ape Wink !
kour yea hs old.
rpillSt'Kt.KllltATKD NATIVE WINK is made
I Irotn tliejul,-,. f thu Oporto Utapr, raised In
thin eoaut'.v. Its Inviiluablii tonic nnd strength
ening iropert;cM are unsurpassed bv any other
Native Winn. It -lnc ihn pare Jalre of the Grape,
produced under Mr. Speer'n own pursonnl supeifl
sinti, its po rit v and cctiti'iu ness, aro guarauleed.
Tin outiest elitlil iioiv partake of Its generous
riuaiilies, und the weaken Invalid use It to ad van
Ingit It Is pariicularlv hetiellcliil to tho aged and
(b billinicd, and suited to the tarious ailments that
nfl'ect thu weaker ex. It Is In uvery res pect A
WINK TO UK KEI.IKIi ON.
Spccr's J. Sherry.
The I'. ,1, SI! Klt.lt V Is a wine or Superior Char
acter and iii t ikesof tho rich qualities of the grapa
Ironi wit ch II Is mado l'or Purity, Klehnnss, Kla
vo' H!iil Medicinal Properties, it will be (ound un
excelled. Sneer's P. J. Brandy.
This KUAN I)Y stnmln unrivaled In thla Country
being fur superior for medicinal purposes. It Is
puredistillatloii Iro n the grape, and contains val
untile medicinal properties. It has a delicate flu
vor. slnnlnrtoilmtof Ihn gritpos, from which It Is
distilled, and is in great, favor among nrst-class
families. ricV that tbe signaturo of ALKUKI)
Nl'KKH, IVsnlc, k. ,i is over the cork of each
Hold By PAUL SOHUH,
AND BY DUL'(UlT3 RVKRYVTnitniC.
1 Wkmzk I
hide pendent in all
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