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WIT AND EUMOR.
A Dutch bull) A burnnastor'H noo,
The Hliortertlio tunntil tlio aw-iitter tliu
'Wood will tell." bo lift cftrcfn' how
you make conliiliir.u of your rola'.ions.
Amitiadnb says tlio balance of trado
i jrciiuriilly koiiiu two oiiih.'cs ubirt.
Vou can hold an opinion more tinulv
tban you can clutch n hornet..
Men who havo niotinv to loan tako
tho greatest possible interest in their
'Tiniii works wonders," ns the wo
man said when sho got married aftr a
thirteen jours' courlsliip.
Somo puopltt olijwt to th practico of
feeing waiters, but does not the smiling
morn tip the hills with gold?
Why are the top bunches in n box of
raisins like bens in a bav loft? They
are the upper layers.
Infjuirer-Xo; that mysterious "false
prophet" of the Soiidao'is not a weath
A man in Syracuse boa.sH that he has
1,1.1 QM'J ,.M.. I.. .1. . I I
uv m i" neai in ode year.
Ho'd bettor n nt hU head for an ice
box. "What would you do, Mr. M., if vour
wife died?" mk,d Mix I). Mr.' M.
(who is very methodical) "I would
.Some of the Asiatics re now cooking
their meals on Yankee htovc,. J W,s Q
j.referable to the old styles .,f h-rving
up Vanktes on Asiatic stoves.
"The sta-oMlriver, in dc-riliin the
Meepness of a certain Vermont inoun
tain, said tint "chain lit.riin' couldn't
go down it without breech in' on."
When rain falls, if she get the foir
half of the umbrella, thev are lover" if
he takes the bigger Inlf.'thry are mir-ried.
your sister fcinmu return!'
J'.nt know." ..Didn't )0 h,
thing before sho u.nt nwM P" ,tYmL
"MieKiid, if you came to w e r, tlUt
alie d be gone till doom.' day. "
Fr-ni kIiihk-tIkm,! lha ,,.r ,.,,.,
u s Km upon dm iirni,
A M.I Nllflh (,v hr f,,(. ,
Ami waiieili to ifnt warm.
A lout 1,1 l,ft.iM lnhciod.
I he HWiiin ,)ih fpiicklv -ool,
lr f,.U. (Mr ,o0 W(JJ Wlr ,
liy h'-r louil pureni a boot.
''I(re:rard the;e buildings as perfectly
Mfc, aui.l a New York building
Kpeef.r as he finished his rounds nnl
in ten minutes the walls caved imoii,,,
tree'. They were ii-i Inch out (Jf
p.uinb mid hn couldn't nee it.
It is llirr,.( that there urn already r, .
JXHlOtK) Kng!a.lrrn,-sl i this couh.
try, and that at the i,n, of lwn years
inon; they will number i.ood.mi 'Jho
next thing is to ligurc how many worms
we would bav,-bad ifili,. M).,1Tows
According to Mr. IWt.,r, if from a
Jiug u pair i.,vo,') ) vuiirs. ,.., UH.
band and u!i'.i l.al married t -i ,
r i .......... t 1 'in o
nf Mini (in. I 11. ..... I .. II .
mo population ot tlie erth would be 2.
K-.-.jio riiiow.Mi i-v 111 cipliern. Jt
will be noticed that Mr. lYocior has
n.ii allowed lor t lie men who would nat
uraliv jump town.
An old lady in the cmnirv had r
fJnmli .1... . . .1' . ....
i....... iivui in-; i ny io nine Wlili licron
a ceriain o.:ca-.i(,M. Kor de-en there
nappeiuMi m an enormous apple
..... ll'. ,ITI. -!. HI-, "(lOW I I,) ((J1J
maii'igiio nanMie hucIi a pi.?" 'llaM'
uiioo.i, was me reply: "we nvil-i' M-,.
c.'u-i up in a wiieeilianow. wi;e. 1 u u
ocr i:ie npp .j tree, and tlioa Miake the
iruu now n into it.
An old d.n-ky said to his ,vii. at n
eii i...i . . . T . '..I.. .
v... - us. jiimk aiii'i-e, siiMt, ver lint i'it
to make tii;er mind; ef ',-v gwineto
v-kh ue vIkm-s yer can t go to .!e ci ih,
an' .'f yer 'vv'n.cto d.' circus ver can't
g"t h' .sho-,." Jti,f. about t!,is time
the band struck up a lively air. and
."ine va in e oid man sl,e
barcfooicil a vvliilc louter.
Dou'id i" -r.c (j,; circus.
IVoliali!'. not i-nu preai-i i-r in fjfiv
will evr ssv nm thing ah., ut it if ti,'e
$10 bill gi.;n him by the brid.-frooni
n-preseri's a buieil Canadian rank.
.Such bills can easily be secured for
cent, ra-j). I'rncti,'.!, econoiv v if vou
W'.'iid g.;t rich, t.irtonq.;. Tljisir.oks
iKe penny w ie u,id pound f.jo!is!i.
Why get married at all, and M.ve the
CAIRO BULLETIN: WEDNESDAY MOBNWG. JANDART 21
lie had written
".John ij. Uancr bn killed mo with
i.t.. .-...... i 1 1 , . .
ins i mi rie(.f. nil I ) It 9 Oettn (TOIIlJf
lor tuiee hours now, and I fuel that un-
otner ten minutes wm nniso me. noose
Hang or drown him in revenge for thin
vim i-oiuomuii niuruer. '
.I, . .
ino groat American sponker was still
delivering his great American speech
U'lli.n 11. o ... .1... I I . I
..0 uiueu jor nini. it was a mir
acle how he escaped all those bullets,
una it was still mmnwr ii,.. i. ,
the tloetebt of tho crowd, but he actually
got away and carried his sm '(I'll with
him. Jt ought to have been a i
u.imi wuni nff to John f. linker, but
Itwasnt fie brought up in a cami)
speech just where we had interrupted
it, and they suspected him of being a
...... inBMoimry arm Hung him.
JJclroU Fret Press.
PKTHS great -(frt
Uurt'alo Hill h-is at last foend'a mana
ger willing to t-ike him to Knand. but
what the ublic will tcM want to ktmw
is whether he i.s vt U left tin-re or n'
Would-be rivals it .Mr. Langtry iu
U-auty hold lumpaof ice to tlieii't'liceks
when they arise in the morning, 'l id,
is an ice way to avoid Using rouge.
Calino is in deep mourning. "Have
you lostoomeone? ' a friend asks. "Alas,
no; it is my lease which has in3t ex
Tho traveler in Kngland alwaw uo
lices a Htngular anomaly-the w:i!ather
is always wet and the"feople (treat
Stage-robbers run only one chnnc in
tifty of being hurt in their fcdiiiL-. It
is the passengers that usually sutler in
Tho man who travels one thousand
raih's in one thousand hours may In
tolerably quickfootod: but lie iii't a
touch to tho woman who keep un with
A New Jer.y Judgi ha - . .
that it is not a threat to tell a m i;i that
you will walk around on his collar-bone.
It is merely a preamble to a r.ll in tlio
mud and no one hurt.
The verdict of the coroner's jury at
Tunbridgu Wells on the death of it child
was: The child was cnfl'oeate.l, hut
there is no evidence to show that the
BiiU'ocation was More or after death.''
Bacon was th-t man who snid "the
to-st part of Ixr.uty is th'r whim ,-i pjet.
uris can not express." Tne i. man
had cvi ie'itiy had his photographs ta.
ken, and just gut tic proof,..
The igna!-service Nation on Pike's
IVak i j ."sO feet above the level of
the sea. The operators will hae tu
provido thomsolven with long lish-lines
if they catch anytldng. "
It is only tifty cars ago that ti e first
locomotive wa built in Philadelphia.
No w onder that no more than 3.("i rail
road men wero killed last venr. dive
the locomotive time to develop.
A very pretty girl in Missouri pre
vented a collision by w aving her apron.
Had hhn rcniaitir".! out of t, the re
mit would have been the same, how
ever, its then tho engineers would havo
been watching thn track instead of
iooki i- al tin prettv citl.
i iss .Mary Hobart is lecturing in Phil- row over our want of
Hdelphia on "How to Wh a Habv." would have been tossed
in a city where hydrants and garden- followed bv his groat ;
i.it nu piuniiiui it wouui not hccni
that a lecture of this kind would pay.
Tho Italians have gone into tho ere
mation business more extensively tlmu
any other nation. An Italian widower,
who is permitted by custom to marry
"gain iu a few wedis, can't bother to
keep anybody's grave green,
A New York bank keeps a man out-
do tho railing for no other purpose
than to say "Next window" to those
who go to tho wrong one. It would
take six men to direct all who go to the
rongwindow In Chicago banks.
A young lawyer recently said that ho
mm settled in a certain town to try and
make an honest livin.r w i,.i t., Ji-.i
or facetiously romarked that, ho ought
to succeed a, there was not much com
petition in his profession.
A London newspaper has an nrtlclo
on "Tho Emotional Languageof rices."
Iho language of a bee is not an nmo
tional us that of a man who i biitcu by
tho tail end of tho lusoot. Nor as em
phatic ami Kiilphurous.
It is during those days of business
that, a clergyman, on selecting a chap
tor of tho bible to nrcaeh front n
church, first looks nf. Ilui nini at t tin In ut.
verso to runko tmro that no patent mod
'"ino advertisement Is liitchod on.
' U hat kind of a i.icturo would you n,n Jj e, "
prefer, miss?" fnqufred a photographer 0,i?"' . ,
"f a yoimg lady customer. Well." wennuloai
was the repVy, "tako mo with an ex- ??,T(J V,1.011!?1
Joba Q, Baker's Great Speech.
Had you looked through camp you
would have discovered that every min
er had his weakness. In some it was
whisky; in others, old sled.'e; in others
lying and boasting, and so on clear
around. few were lazy, a few more
were tyj fond of argument, and the
weakness of Hlder Watkins, in particu
lar, was reading the Testament to
hich is to remark that one niav
too good in this world.
Anions the other weaknesses which
cropnH out in our camp on Grizzly
Creek that winter was the weakness of
John Q. liaker.
Mr. linker had spent years in invent
ing a great speech. He had brought
the pieces together at different times, as
if they had been parts of a mowing-machine,
and the work of setting up,
tightening the bolts, crensin the Imnr.
ings and hitching on tho horses was all
done that winter.
It w ;is a great speech
It began with tho landing of the Pil
gritns, and didn't end at any partic
It w as religious, political, social, sta
tistical, philosophical, valuable and in
ten stin,', and every respectable fsm
ily ouqht t- have had a copy.
When the speech was finished and
polished and ready fur delivery its in
vent'. r suggested that we take a holiday
and hoar it. The suggestion was not
seconded. We were working hard to
make nn average of ninety cents per
day, aad no one felt like losing time to
hear a speech.
Then John Q. took Lis speech under
his arm and walked over to Turkey
Bend to tind an audieueo, but the May
or of the camp gave him five minutes in
which to get out of shooting range. He
then tried the camp up tho Little Trail,
and there he was actually shot at. He
returned to camp somewhat discour
aged. A man who has a speech to deliver
and is choked off must feel rather un
comfortable. Indeed, it is not serving
him just right, and no one can blamo
him tor asserting that tho spirit of tho
couutry is degenerating.
When John' (j. discovered that the
fruits of his toil were not appreciated he
went about like a man who had taken a
solemn vow to bide his time and get
even in the end. That was where his
head was level. Had he raised anv
1 iuto the creek,
croat American spouch
ami oiner personal traps.
One day tlio boys over In the Bend
had a hanging bee and invited us to
come down and see a chap swing for
bis crimes. The invitation was accept
ed by all but two of our crowd. Elder
Watkins was sick and couldn't go. and
John Q. Baker was mad and didn't
want to. It was therefore arranged
that he should remain to caro for Iho
Elder, a proceeding to which ho agreed
with wonderful eheerfulnesg.
Littlo did we suspect the fiendish pur
poses of his heart!
We left camp at noon, reached the
Bend an hour later, and nu the man
who was to hang had a lonar confession
to make, and did not havo good com
mand of language, we did not return
until about 6. i
Had anything happened? You can
hot your last dollar there had!
Nearly a niilo away we heard the
voice of John Q.' Baker pitched at Us
highest key, and occasionally caught up
such words as "Washington," "Inde
pendence," "Magna Charta" and "glo
As we drow near we discovered him
on a rock beside Klder Watkins' shanty,
that grunt speech in his left hand and
his right slashing through tho air. Ho
had then been speaklnir for four hour.
and he had only come down to tho war
A Waierializid Spiritual Manifestation,
um flir. oiuckey is just now going
through with a very aggravated case of
spiritualism. Ho attends a different
seance every evening, aud sits sixteen
hours out of the twenty-four with his
ungers stretched out on tho table and
bis eyes fixed on the northeast corner of
u;e celling. jn fact, Mrs. (iluckey tind
iu nini iimiuon at least a
uozea times per diem.
Auout tnreeo clock the other morning
Mr. (i. was awakened by a slight noiso
hi me room, so lie sat up and listened.
"Wass-rnattcr?" yelled Mrs.Gluckey,
mi inii over.
".S-s-s-s-h!'1 said Mr. G., in a whisper.
I.l t.AnM,l.. : ..... .i . "
ncrtiuj noisy in me room just now
uo you Know where the matches aro?"
"Perhaps it's your precious spirits,"
oau-uftucaiiv observed lus better ha f.
t ni. ...i i i . ...
wiui.bi.y wj"ugiii tuis a very
reasonaniH suggestion, indeed; so he
"Are there any spirits present?"
Three affirmative raps.
"Ah! do you hear th:it?'' and Mr,
triumphantly nudged his spouse.
"Are you 'in the'spirit form?"
"men you are materialized?" n!it
me out gentleman, much dolMited.
"Shall I strike a light?"
i he spirit gave a tremendous
"Are you a relative?"
"Don't you wteh to
Ono very loud ran.
someinim: like a materia ized elmet-lu
"1 tell you I ain't poin to stand this
any longer!' ca.-ped Mrs. f":ineL-,.c
There's sometliinr wron" here"' iiH
in spite of her husband's eff-irts to pre
vent her, she fumbled around for the
matche and lit the c-a.
As she did so the inulred snirim vm.
ished with a sound like the bang of a
door, aud the g.is revealed bothine
whatevcr-not even Mr. G.'s vest, cot"
taming bis watch and poeketbook, or
Mrs. G.'s jewelry, which had beet: lying
on the bureau.
With the absurd stubbornness of her
sex. Mrs. Gluckcy insets that the whole
sennce was conducted by burglars.
FOR u j3R jIIV.
Rheumatism, Neuralqia, Sciatica,
lumbago, Backache. Headatha. 7
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An i.i, iiiiiiu hi.i.u'v .!.. .... ..,
buii o; e.. ',. a. :i l.-m.r, n.rvh.rt. Kilit tciiua b.,lil.
TIIK I II Uft.l's A. VlXiH.I It CO.
H.HIlMurr, .i C.S. Ai
, X8t BtNT FKEE to r,y ,,r..i, ifin mY...
fr.r formir.it n(la,dl.
n oi lDatmmata -pnrrhanni
f nt Hour a sons i,tjsic co.,CMiCAd0.ia
SILVER aud HEED
"nn lull imtmitioiK
M W,BT "1 WOW T
AMD LACK VITAL ENERGY?
uk nun ii o iLMhX
Ml fcr" I II II T I I '"P, '"tim..n Yrvv
1;' 1 AifSj
D. II. E. Fakwi ll. Arliituton ir,.i iliu
in.,is: "t urn selling Krown'B Iron Hit
tersln.t. t is the most Hiib-ablu goods in
ui v sioie.
I am cured nf CVurrh and de-ifnt M after
Giving ly Cnam lilin a thorough trial
T J r .. ..."
.hi mini uciu in ono fcHr. Alter UMnir
.1. - TJ . I . .. . . . . n
me mini a lew times ner iieanmr wh te
stored. Y. J. Mors.-. Iiitjuraiice Hi-nW.-r
fclizibcth, X. J.
r on Ihhpei.si i un i L;ver C nnnlaii.t on
li'ivi- a prin"'.! guarantee en every b-it'e
olMl.iobs i'Rlizr-r. Jt n- Vtr fatU to
.Mothers should Know if.
xrettul litUii'S cannot lido disturbing
everybody, und mothers should know ln w
soothmu I'niker s Oinuo-r Tonic is. It stops
babies Laws, wakes then) healthv. eli-v. a
their own anxiety and is safu to us.- j,,ur.
pressdou tw if I wero writing u poum on
"Julia, my little cherub, when duel
rush for him, and nt tho
made tho discovery that
Elder Waiklus was stoiio dead Iu his
bed. lloside him lav a niece of miner
nd ii pencil, nnd in a trembling hand
Oie Ball Must Drink or Fieht
Cfoing down the Mississippi Olo Bull
Hici on ino sieamouat a party of half-
savage men. tolonist from the far
vtcst. uiuju reading his newspaper,
jiu a.- ucuoieu oy ono oi tne men,
w ho had been sent as spokesman bv his
companions with the request that the
tinitier wou.it take a drink with them.
offering him a whisicy-rlak at the snme
time, "l thank you," snid Ole Bull
po,,u!iy, -but 1 never drink whiskv."
itli a curse the fellow asked if he was
a teetotaler. "No, but whisky is like
poison to mc. "If you can t drink,
come and light then."' Theman'scom-
rades had gathered round him moau
time, and tnev all cried. "If von won't
oruiK, you must tight. You look d n
strong; how us what you are good
for." "A Norseman can fight as well
as auybody when his blood is up, but I
can't tight when my blood is cold, and
why bliould 1?" "You look like a
strong fellow, and d n it, you nhall
tight." Seeing no way of escape, Ole
Bull quietly said, "Smce you insist on
testing my strength, and there is no
reason for fighting, I will tell you what
I will do. Let auy one of you take bold
of me in any way he likeji.'anj I'll wag.
er that in half a minute he shall lie on
his back at my feet." A big fellow
was chosen, who stepped forward and
grasped tho violinist round tho waist,
but whs instantly thrown over his head
by a sudden wrench and lav senseless
on the deck. Oic Bull nov felt himself
In a very uncomfortable position, for he
saw one of the man's comrades draw
his bowie-knife, tut was relieved when
it was used only to open a llask. A
good dose poured down his thro'it goon
revived the fainting man, and his first
Question, "How the devil was I thrown
uowu here?" was answered by a shout
of laughter from his companions, in
which he himself joined. He sprang to
his feet, nnd after vainly trying to vcr
susuIh Olo Bull to show "him how he liad
thrown him, ho said: "Take this knife
homo with you; you light d d well;
you aro as quick as lightning!" Tho
artist heard of the same fellow later as
having gone to an editor to call him to
account for an adverse criticism on his
playing, ready to tight for "tho strong
est fiddler he'had ever socn, auyhowF'
uie nun a memoir.
Prof. Huxley says that "extinguished
theologians lie about tlio cradle of every
science." It is obvious that there is a
groat deal of lying about science, but
mi l much of it doue by the distinguish
ed si-ii'tit ists? Xnrrioinu HfrnU.
KticKiprr's Arnica Sulrc
1 he liest .slve n the srorll for f.'nfs.
Bruises, tjores, Hers, f.ilt Kheum. Fever
S' res, Tetter, Chapped llmids, Chilblains,
t-.irns, aruJ all hkia Eruptions, and nositivelv
cures 1 lies. J t is guaranteed to give per
fect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
it rents per box. tor 6le iv Gy.it. E
To Tlio Wtst.
there are a nunil.-u-ot MUbs lending to
.L . . . . . r,
inesiMVe-mentione.J stctien. buttle direct
aud reliable r"Ute is vii Sunt Louij and
over the Miss .uri Pncitic Railway. Two
trains daily are run from the Grand Union
D' put, bfirnt Louis to Kmsas Cry, Leaven
worth, Atchison. St. Josenh and Oiiih'm
Pullman Plce Sieepinir Cms of the verv
firnt inake areattsched ti sll fritiru.
At Kan-as Citv Union Dermt. nassenfirs
for Kaoaas, Colorado, New Mexico nnd fil
iform, connect w ith expu-ss trains of all
At Atchiso! . crnnection is made with
espre's tra r.fi for K mriis and Nebrsska
At OmauH, connection is made with the
Overland tram f.;r Csuforuia.
This line oilers to parties enronte to the
AYest and Northwest, net only f.isi time
and superior sceonioditious, but beautiful
scenery, as it passes through the finest per
Hon ot Missouri and Nebraska Send for
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otohilolibi .? vsrh Keniedy. Price SO cts.
uuav iisir- oaen cause annoyance,
Parker's HairBtleaiu prevunts by restoring
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t (' r. a, a .t
'"I " lH.wif $f
II. : --Urn a
r. h..iil.. SVS
N t-W A I.) V K HT I S KM F. NTm .
A Nv nt comniiiii! II .tel. frontinj ,.n
stcouii ana KuIImhi "itrui it.
Cairo. J I lino in.
Farmeks uud other- desirma a centeel,
lucrttivu eency business, by which . .i
'0 a dny ct:i br1 ei.rrifcd . nd atidre. nt
onre, en postal, t V. C. Wi!liins..n & Co..
1D3 and 107 Fu:ton sireet. N'hw Ynrk.
t 1 JLIJ 1
lieoi'k'ar nr.vaiaoL tL..- look-
J nut for fhi-cea to tni.'fust)
1 thetreainliir, anil In time
J',''"' " ' I 11 , I !'' WHO
iiu nui iuiir,.Te in ir i p.,r
... tiiniiica r. muni in nnv. r'.v.
e otror a Kroit chare, to make tnoii.'v. iit
mam men. woman. Imvs ai.d ulna m w.,rt i.ir n
right la -hulr own !o"ftlii'M A inr rnii iio tin
work pronorlv frm tins fl rut At art h. ln
til pay mre to n tsn times orilii'arv ivij. f. Kx
Penaiveouiflt f irni-hPii f-ec. Xontidunn
It! a to iimku moiirj ran dir. You can rinvaa
your whole ton" t tb) wnk, or onlv vmir aim c
Diomxuta. ru 1 I riirmiti.n and a'l f.ai ie nc-diil
alltfw. Atidroas Si'lS SOS & CO. Portland. M.
All I'Tehano h&y persons minf kor
oRcne btnitei will ho clad to know that
if the wicks are waked in (drono; vine
g'.ir tw enty-four hours, and thnroudhly
dried befu're beitijj inietteil, nil smoke
will bi avoided, tho wickmvill Inst twice
hh Inn. and increased brilliancy ot
light be obtnincd.
lwTv I hu elegant dressing
-lTN;'r3 ' pffcrrcd by tl.oie
&&siin! wticle, on ac
ouni 01 ii iupenor
lean'iintss and Diiriiv.
It containa materiala
only th.it ate beneficial
to the tcaln and hair
Restores (lis youthful Color to Crcy or Faded Hair
Pirlcer Hair R.liam is finely perfumed and is
warranted to prevent failing of tlieliair and to re.
wove dandrull' and iici.ing. Hiscox fir Co , N.V,
SAn. od l ilui, at deUn Id drugi ind midltlnei.
A Superlative Health and Strength Restorer.
If you are a mechanic or fnrmer, worn out with
overwork, or a moihcr run (town by family or house
hold dunes try I'ahkiik'si Cisotn Tonic.
If you area lawyer, minister or business man en
haiiscd by menial strain or anxio'i care, do not take
ltoicatingitimulants,butiise Parker's Gini?er Tonic
Ifyoiihavs Consumption, riysirtia, Kheuma-lsm,Kidney(omnl.ninis,oranydisorderoftlielunj-
Stomach, bowels, blood or nerves Pinkm's GiNiiaa
Tome will cure you. ItistlieCiejtru I;l00d Purifier
And the test and Surest Couyh Cure Cver Used.
If you are WMiino; away from age, dissipmion or
any dise.ve or weikuess and rcnuiie a stimulant take
GiNOsaTosiCatonce; it will invicoraie and build
you up from the test dose but will never intoxicate.
It has saved hundreita of lives) it may save your.
CAUTION l-Itefu. sll mbitiiiiu. Pwlm'i Olnor Toalc Is
eompmwi ot lh bt muwdul jr-i.n In thsworM.uid lxnUr.lv
dirlrml fmm prHoni of iIuk't alon. (feud fortircukrlo
Uikox a Co., N. Y. t(K. a 1 1 lUtt, stHrtlen la dines,
OnKAT SAVING) BCYINO DOtUB SI2t
Tb P.i'ji'ntrr n n,,t ol ttn-Ct"tii-n.. si
so' .ir Oni'Mia: Ii iuoia I I'litml : Wli,
i.uni" am rncinc: l.un Mnuniu n nnd
jiuD-inat.a Uh:o; fain sim t. Loina Hmnn
nro ail Jnt aori.ss tho nm-t : wtiUo tUi- Mi-auih..'
Ldiiniiiu la tint one s jnaro dlatntil,
Thia Hotel is heaturt by Mi nn. h amani
Laundr. Hvrimulic Elevator, Kiectrlc f Ml Holla
Automatic Kire-Al'irma. limht. absolutely pure air
perfect i'ras!e and umipl-tt appelntmcnta.
iSunerh luri.iKbiin;'; ler(ect strvico; ami an an
A week mud:! at Ii mo by ha Indua
irlotis. Hint nuiuefi now bef ru Iba
tib.lo. Capital nut ni.-eded. Wo
'ii f t art .von Mm. women, hnv.a
and girl wanted evcrvwbu.oto work
. . J'iriiB. ,miwi. ino tlinu. Ynu can
work In anr-e time, nr iri vo tour whnio time to the
bus iH'i'. .No oiner bu-lne-H n III pay vou nearly
a well No oi a i.an full to m a'tu nn'm tnoiia pav
by i'ni:..eelni:;ii : :!. dimly oinntand fjrnn frev
,n.. f ! -1. eimny, aim Don.'ialily. A a
TKlt d. . u., At.'ti-ta. nifttno.
Concerning Certain Jf,.Ii,..s of Hip past
I'i'S'S tlwt have Ii ul their Day.
Oenr,;, H.l,,-, ..Rock" andthemanl-nc-iitlocomonveaof
t.v.lu,. ,,. biult upon tb.
"me prlnd;., lU niHcll)e w
wUi-h the ifreat vnuir.-tr .1- loaned bl- aK 1, ln.
tfrctli, now on y a, n ,Mr,ulonof the be.-tu-ciiiK.'fllieli.ven.li.u.
Them .Tj pl.rr. with
boiealn.hum loiii; ;,ei ,r,j BE.NSON's CPCIK
POROUS I-US,H Ht.rrrl-.rl bttl ,te pBM,c
ndtLph)i.'.iai.a: ,t.d I Mi t !u rr. , I. of tbe Cup.
cilia la r.miii'el ui)Ull tbe 1)llllu, ,m.(v.te( ()f ,,lo
Utter l.ilurea of Ha ,r.',l.',- ;,...r., Kv,.,j tl,,,g f
value in the old P..m. ,,:,,. r r(,ui ul f
Caprine; but a- ,, - pi, .,,,,., ,.,,
and coutraat iM-jriua. 1' r cxhiiij-i..;
Tboold p;n:.-r were axw In iheir lcLu- the
Copriuc in n'lb k and m e
Tbe old plna-era larkeit llie p,-tfr ,0 ,Jo niora
.".. ... iiiipnri (iij-ui. leiiipi.iuj .. ( j
fay ot MiliiHuij the lardii... p.-
aj'iim mi ii n rrnni.cr.rty r-,re tbe
wuli U it recummend 'd.
'Ian old i!.i-i. ra divpnd d fr ai ,y B ..,d fi nulla
unj miKiH nt nui i.p n un inridi-
and iho nake ! f.t.Ij nf the r w.
it oft rlr mikura
lirrv : Ihi. I1,.M,.
re arhei 111 eu'M,y m-.arf the .rien.iflc r.nnhl.
iiiidi Ina! ii -ere.!'. Ma which It
LHtion of the ri.re
iu br .f.i be oi l p-it-turd, IIkc h-cphena.-inV rtla
cnrd-1 en-lno, ar s:rhul , iV 'ha fack, while
tho Bunaon'a to inn lt v.av wii.nliig nolden ouin
inua from a!l a rM nl pi'.ii.u..
Vet inlhiav.ry fir. tl ' ),,. M rtST.nr t0
tho pe, t.:e who hi.v and ,,, MtMn and . .
entitle i-m-ily -U prr..y t ,riimto Tlcg
pnya to virtu;- lniUrionls the concision fail-
uro inHKca t nieces., ni.o'un'a I'laatera
ronlel In name uud i .yle.
H-jware of awlndlea. The ffontiino have the word
CAf'C.NE u-T In the cenier. I rl,o2S cents,
heai.uryx Jniin.on, bemtna. vew Y' rlc.
A. tiLUCL'M, M i'ourii,i'y0(rTir.
617 St. Charles Strwt, ST. LOUIS, MO.
looa tisea limn anv DIliHriilivsii'lmi
M. Loiil. n. city ..er Uj.w nmt m' n, rr
" k.".nw-,. (0'''i!laUoy; ni'.i.'eor In nn
fwnn.l nvltr.l. Atrlii.llv talk rrhla win
,,p:T'",',,a,,' ,rnliiat of two mail leal
r.?i:..s' '! '""i'r '"('iK-'d III the trrat-
Jjloo.i tlsea limn a;,yi)lliHriihvi,'l i
. hi. I. u
........ ...I. . , .1 in wi nil.
"'in 1. 1. iipii II UliiiM.m rn,.iit to visit
the city .or lrpiiii,.ni, nu.llrliin cun Iwseiit
b) iii.illorcxpr.-ss oven whii-M, fnraldn ra--s
K-'mna ProntrationDf'hUity, Mental tod
Piiysirud Weaktiss, M rcnrial and other
da iiiminnf ii iQUMjt,aMJwiLjkLjsV
KARiIKICS -OVS A'D DAUGHTER!
Ur any Acikn Mm oi Wnn un
yi!L M , IVli'KR MONTH
In Cash, working f rthi m"rir ui Krni r,
Adririi-s K A. K. JJ.Vi.'ai Tl'. t'l Wayne, Ind.
qftections of Tnro,it, Shin and Bones, Blood
PjtjfldlooOoisonln?, 6kin Afloc
tlons, CM Sores a"d UTgpr. rmpiJimenta to
Mtrriaga, Sliuaiatisaji Tile. Special
attention to c.og from oyer-woiltcd brain.
SUUGICAL C'ASIS recsira spocial attentipn.
DifMWH ai iiting from IinrruJciicos,Exai'3!jey
Iarfulgrn.-ja or Expnsur -s.
It Is cii'... 1 1, .,i ti,Ml n li) niei.iii pavins
partleiilar an. m Um .( aelti mmu'i atlntus
arent skill, n.nl 'liyrii,n, :i ruuUr rrai'llea
hi! over llii niiinrrv knnwli.v !lil l'reiii,'iuly
reeimniieiKl laihr (iile .t i.illoe In Aiiirk-
where every kiK.nii airlliine Is reanrlnl to,
ami tliff provo.l ifD.'d j 1 u.-.l t.-- nf all
ai:c nml eonnti'li-a me u,, A wliola hnusa la
urij inroillce iiirrots, ami nil nr.. nri, , ux
aklll In a rcinTiful iiihi),--!' : in.il, kiiwni(
wliut to (In. no experlnieiits arr ii.u'le. mi ac
count ol tiie irn.nt iiiiiuH-r hi-.Ii lull, tho
churstea are k--; t ln. often In ter tf.sti la
dfiiiiimled hy mbers II vou mtiik the i.kt'1
ami ni t n pee.i)- ,imt pei fi i I Him cure, (lint Is
the Imix'i-unl iinit. r. J-'iinpUiolt WJ LaKes,
Kilt to any a l.lr.-s fiec.
1 1 PAGES.
tleiraiit cloth and K'lt bliiillnir. eea'clforM
cetiti In H)sfi;n or riirn tiev. Ov er 11 ft v won
Herttll pen pii.'tiirrs, true l.i life inHcle-on Ilia
ffilliiwliiir nli.iet.. . lioinnv nmrrv. who not
whjj I rnrer litre tiiimiriv. "Vim iiinrry dr-'t.
.Jatihoo'l, niiiiii,!-. l h-1r'.UI.'env. W ho
wtiuiilil marry. Ho 1 1 ft- uu.l l.ii plncniav hi
idn'renvil. Thnc n airlnl or ronp im. rutins
l'.uil'V ln sbiiulil reiul l. II nnt:it tnl e rend
oy all mlult per on ., then Kept umler loek ami
kev, I'm ul ir Hilton, ,i,.i. n. nl-'ve, Inn pup. r
eiiver jit.il jl p.ih'eii, :'5 c.uU lij lu.ul, Iu iuonu"
i'or nil Union HoMlera lUPnrioC
disabled In line oiilniv IfilinrflAr
.fpciHiiii.Uwiflhhrihoi.il my and
i, ro tllii riil.MnHtAHo B. unty to
'li Ion (ibllers n't) .rteil on rol lai tlc.se rlera
t3 IICPUflDPCC l'KOtUHl 1). Apply
Cy-UI JUIIHllUtO ntonco. Fend two 3
ceet Miiinia t,i SfODOART & CO..
413 t hired N, , WuaUiimtou, D. Ci
r.'ncajed and j-rnciieal anrwora now Mit to fin
tnotu. ! i Isaac I Iio lin tlier North ,! ia o
p.,.,,a ...win urr mrir .ri.llliet Slil LlV
M setter tuia vearafull luia . I Ktmnta.i i'
'ni'1" tl.'n""'"'.lfr"w"".on dryupUn I ; Kut.'h ryfo ami
.., ,..,. , , llIieitll'WIUIll.l..I'; l.l.imiwf Ll
liavo. aai'l to Ik'oiui w.k earlier Ot m K tr y York : ou
j..'iiu t.ir n.uv f uni hi ,
V York ' our
It L, . nl I
fur fodder Udiuul Mai'V; ot nili tl n-. ,L ti ll'. oca.
arioiK, rcjH, Ae., Ac , a fuU lm: a.,i l .r..e cmo. i
IvO irrtiw til rn cur o ti f v::
r::-, Xtjid hi e fur tlmk
r bprtii? or r.-ll mnvinr.
;'it'i. .tf.. ir.Tt M.i.
Iiililier.i. I'.. ,.l ,i..."
ronda alwav.cn ban J f
lib AtllllUll I'lltflilif :,!. hrr:
(.ruMir. luipui iirA Jtihbi.r,M.'l'B'u,4ujiioI
KPi X9 JtT (Xi l?-?nn3 London PhT
ir m a iwiuuniruBi
r M u f3 fctvr troviAm,jaurnaicrnl
Ilr. A ti. UiVM-rnln itntil nf Lenilrxil. n h'i iii.L . it ft'.M.
Clultf of Fp. p. T. tun. wttl'i.llt ilenht t'n-nj . - r'tu 1
tnnri.rnv.'S I'utl llnvelli'T livlliir L'iUi I'.. I. j. urna
lisstlinelr bi..'nainnililaB! Piimi hi..,rtt tf ruu nf
ever in yoniV siamCiii nui'ei,,fiiiiv eiui-.l fi p: ,, In
tins hnbllH'le't a l"K OH thl iIim i.,i. , 'ilfl, titwn!l
with s liriro ln'liii( his wniiiinlCul euro Inn ! Biy ft.
f T.ir wh.i mn S"ml Ih. ir uspress ami P. 0. AUUiti.s l
advisaanv wWhinit Mntin a.i.lma
lr. AO, MLsUiUlili, w JuUu St, Nov Twa,
1 1 laarsTS.
nml Lit.irtrf ahnnbl l.o i,.,r..
.iat, in h-ux an iho ohntni.ion U-muU
bu' Ln-I;in. haiiwiit un in t-uar
Jf nllt-irntl rnllflitciiiiiui,! HH-J. '
Itsn-n and lastinfr finii..iiCe has marin this I
dcliiihiluliKTiiinieexceeiliiily popular. lhr
ia not littttt like It. Insist upon having Fuiaa.
' Any minlit or shsltr la Mrfuamy
i, S unit tJrtiii iIim, '
K VaVI.VU BUYING Mr. ai7.
A puwiTlul icpiU'utloii L'ulii
'OSOd niOHtlvof EsHcntlnl Oils
I ho most prnctrntlnR Llnlmwit
inttown. So concentrated flint u
i'kw mtoi' applied to i the surrace will PonetVattothv'eryBon,
ind almost Instantly REUEVf PAiuf tim nnf Raii nKin.
nor discolor the Skin, op lcitvo disnurcciiiiH cm pf.l Of 1411V ktflil. II
has NO EQUAL fOP 1 ho Cur Of Rhmn.A sin. Sum I Tin. TtcnNnn.
gtlst Joints, rnouralfrics, Laua Bavck, Cramps, Toof h-Arh).
pop Aoroat, fains in tbe Limbs orm any pi
nml m equally t'fhVaidoiiM for all ptvlna In the Stomach and Bowels.
requiring a poworiui uiotuiva tutnuiout.
4Kk your Dnigglut for it. 1'rloe so uU pr bottle lT
.rnpand only by JACOB & BfXSlRELXa, I I 1
wbolaaata Dnwdrt. a nsisai mm IV
lU't oi tlio tiystom