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The Daily Bulletin, "The Verdict will Stand," A tailor bad brought a suit against i delinquent debtor for the pay for omt woru-otit-and forgotten clothes. Whet the case came up for a hearing, ono o. the attorneys asked for the continuanci upon some frivolous pretext, and, o: course, the other opposed it. A wrangh followed, the result of which was 8 written stipulation, signed by both at tornoys, that the suit should be tried ot a certain designated day at 2 o'clock and this stipulation was filed with the Justice, so that there might be no furth er delay. At the appointed hour the defendant and his counsel entered the court rooti and found his honor on the bench. "Why were ve not here this uirirtiiuT inquired the Justice, looking over hir spectacles. "Uecause I had no occasion to com until now. . Will your Honor please cal the case of Tailor vs. Wank?' said tin attorney. "Oh, ye had no l)i,nis to come thif maruin', Is it? Ye think ve'ro dotn shmart, don't ye? It's loikcly ve had razors for breakfast this ruaruin'! Ve'd loike to have- nie call the cast! of Tailoi vs. IHnnk 'if I plazc' Well. I .h.n't plaze. It pla.eil me to call it this marn in', and as it ilMn't plau ye to be pris iut it plaieed me to give a vardict aginst ye, and yell plaze pay thes.nue and me costs at ycr airliest convanieiiiro, ify plaze." "Hut, your Honor, the case was set down by stipulation for ' o'clock this afternoon!" "I'll bet yi. the dhrinks it wasn't!" "Ione!" Tho court drew out the stipulation from drawer of his duck and discovered hi.s error. "I've lost tlio dhrinks, but yo've lost ycr case!" "Hut I haven't lost my case, join Honor! Hy that stipulation the case couldn't be trie. I until S o'clock. Your Honor's verdict is illegal!" "It's illegal, is it? Well, it'll sthand just the satim'" "Hut. your Honor, the caso was set down ab-oltitclv for this hour. It could not be dispoM il of before, and must be disposed of now. I ask for a non Ruit." "Oh. ye do! Well, ye' II ask a long time before ye git it! 'Didn't I tell ye the vardict" will Hand? P'r'aps ye didn't understhand me. I'll say it agin for ve: "The vardict will sthand!" A "Dude" Train, There is talk of putting on a regular English train between Hoston and New York. Everything in the way of lux ury, comfort, speed, and safety has al ready been perfected. There are no such cars and engines in the world as tho Consolidated road runs, yet, wish ing always to supply an unsatisfied public, the experiment of running a train of English coaches has been agi tated. English engines, with no cab and one pair of eleven-foot drivers, will bo imported; also, first-class compart ment coaches, seating eight persons in each part, or twenty-four rx'rsons in each car. The high rate of stnMd attained in England is accomplished by running small trains; so here but four of these cars will be used on each train. Ono train will leave New York and one Hos ton simultaneously each day, and make the run in about five hours." The train may possibly carry the mail, paying a pound a minute to the government for each and every minute's delay just as they do in England. The "guard" will pass along on the outside of the train and collect the tickets through the win dows. There will bo no ventilation and not much comfort to speak of, but then "it will be English." There will be no water, no tojlet-room. and tho passen gers will be locked in and unlocked only at their destination also English! The fare will be about $20, or "four pun, me hid," and the portmanteaus will bo "pasted," and not checked. The full fares and postal service will net something over $'.',000 each trip. There are so many that go everything English that it is expected that coaching clubs, English pug-dog owners, polo players, fox hunters and dudes will patronize and roll up tho receipts of the new train. It will not be necessary to use auy of tho new $ .j.OOO.UOO loan, as it is a known fact that anything brought over here that is English always pays and pavs well. One of the trains should be called the "FlyingWilde," and the other "Lightning "Langtry." ' Bridgeport Conn.) farmer. -a g Do Potatoes Sport? We have a letter from a correspond ent in Wisconsin, concerning a new po tato. He had been cultivating a blue variety, and on digging the crop, found in one hill a single potato that was en tirely white; this was attached to the same stem (or "root," as ho calls it) with one of the usual blue color. This is a caso of what is called "bud-variation." of which thoro are many well known instances. A particular'bud up on a tree or plant, without any assign able cause, will produce either leaves, flowers, or fruit, different from those borne by the rest of tho plant. The bearing of nectarines by a peach tree, tho production of a red rose upon a bush of yellow variety, are among well known examples of this kind of varia tion. The potato, though we call it a tuber, is really a stem or branch, much modified, it is true, but it follows the laws of stem growth, ami oven "sports" as Htems occasionally do. Numerous cases are recorded iu England of the production of new varieties of potatoes In this manner. Several are known to bavo taken place in this country, not ably, tho "Luto Hose," which is a "sport" from tho "Early Rose" and differing from it iu foliage, and in a markcu mnnncr in the timo of ripening. To the occurrence of such bud taria lions is duo tho common bolief that po tatoes will "mix in the bill." When ever such a "sport" occurs, it should bo kept and planted, as it may prove valuable. Am. Agriculturist for July, , In 1810 Harriet Martinoau found seven vocations opon to women in the State of Massachusetts; now thoro aro j8t oooupations in whioh H61.158 of tho female hos earn tholr own living, re ceiving from $160 U 13,000 each per annum. , , ' , , RIVER NEWS. W. P. Lmbdim, rim. tailor ot i Hvm.ktin arid steamboat paaatniror agent, Order for al) kind" of steamboat Job printing solicited. Office ' B ,r'i European Hotel. No. 72 Oblo len. STAGES OK THE RIVER. The river marked by the gauge ot this port last evening it 6 o'clock 33 feet 4 in ches and falling. Chattanooga, July 5. River feet 0 in ches and fulling. St. Louis, July 6. River 2 feet 0 inches and falling. Cincinnati, July i River 14 feet 10 in dies and falling. Louisville, July 5.- River 7 feet 4 iu ches and falling. Nashville, July 5. River 3 feet fl inches and falling. Pittsburg, July 5. River 3 feet It inchts snd rising. ' KIVKK ITKM. The (Jus Fnwler fnitu I'aducnh vil! re port here at J p. in. connecting with I. C, R. R. and leuve nu her return tiip itt 4 :.'!') p. ni. The Ciiy of Hiton Roug; an i veil her.' yesterday at 0 a. in., departed soiu aftir for fit. Louis. It whs reported on the streets yesterday that she made the run from Memphis to Cairo this trip in 7 hours and 50 uiiiiUtes; but she left Memphis at 10 n. ui., on the morning of the 4'li and arrived here H a. tn. yesterday, making her just 20 huuis out and as favorable time as she could possibly hiive to make a good run. The Hays mule it licie last ttip in IU imurs and I ) minutes, muking rive Undines, which biV. the Biton R-uge 35 minutes. 1h- J W. O iff from Memphis arrived tare yuntvrday in irniiijr at 0 o'clock. Shu had a light trip of freight, but her picsen gcr trip whs something better than th.; average. She departed for Cincinnati it 10 a. m. The J. II. llil'tnan from Nashville ai rivtd here yesterday at 11 a. in. S'ie h id a big trip of freight to diseharg: here and re ceived 1300 sicks of cotton seed meal for Nashville, left on her return trip at mid night. The Granite S ate for Shawnectown passed up last niytit. The Will S. Hays from Cincinnati is due this iveniug for New Orleans. The Hays is a palace to travel on an I her officers are first-class. The Ella Kimbrouh is back again and as soon as the rivets net a few feet lower C'.iptain Kimbrough will briag his little boat out for the summer aud fall cam paign. The Wyoming from New Orleans is due up to-day for Cincinnati. The Cons. Millar will be the Siturduy packet down for Memphis froui Cincinnati to-morrow night. The Henry A. Tyler leaves at 4 p. m., to morrow tor St. Louis. She will run from St. Louis toLaStlle, 111., on the Illinois, during the wheat-shippini; season. Hilly Houston, chief scribe of the B. S. Rhea, was in the city yesterday, settling up some business for the Rhea as she has hid up for the season. Billy will go to Louis ville from here for repairs and when he comes out again this fall. He will be pre pared and qualified for the season's btisi ness. Let it be wlut it may. The City of Cairo is due here this even ing from St. Louis. The Ohio is fal'ing from Pittsburg to Cairo and by the 1st of August most of the large boats will have to retire. The City of St. Louis arrived here yester day. She will receive a good trip here and leave tor New Orleans this eveniug. An old hen pecked man from Oilier, Sprained his back in lighting a fire, He got a good drubbing, Rut St. Jacobs Oil rubbiu?, Made him well and very much spryer. Another Supercilious Englishman, Fancy for a moment a glorilied and intensified American ideal; a world all made up of infinite turkey uud illimita ble putupkiu pie; a world full of circular saw-mills, and Pullman palace cars, aud mammoth hotels, and light blue satin, ami white-and-gold drawing rooms; a world wholly given over to raising corn, and sticking pigs, and dis tilling old Bourbon whisky, and making vulgar love through lis noso to vulgar, overdressed, and underbred young women. Its one literature would ho the editorial screamer, its ono excitement an annual boom mid a quadrennial orgy of Presidential elections. Picture to yourself such n society, without any painters, without any thinkers, without any musicians, without nuyof those rare souls, poets whoso thoughts make rich tho thought of tho world! Cornliill Magazine. The latest tiling credited to W. R Travcrs is this: IIU wife hud decorated tho walls with haudsomo muttons, mich. as "(Jive us our daily bread," civ,. In ono corner she had "(iod bless our homo," Hiid tho opposite corner left blank. Mr. Travcrs surveyed itawhih.', and then said: "Why don't you f-f-tiil that other o-o-o-oorner up with, "Ami d-d-d m our cook." Do Not Bo Deceived. In these times of quack medicine adver tisements everywhere it is truly gratifying to find one remedy that is worthy of praise and which really docs as rccomnieuded. Electric Bitters wo can vouch for as being a true aud reliable reined v( and ono that will do as recommended. They invariably cure Stomach and Liver Complaints, Dig eases of the Kidneys and Urinary diffi culties. We know whereof wo apeak, and can readily say.givo them a trial. Sold at fifty centi a bottle by Barclay Broa. (3) THE DAILY CAIRO BULLETIN; Miiiuiuiii.uuurtumuiMi,.d THE GREAT CERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Kellevirs and cures RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, IIAMtAtllK, II K A llA( H K, TOOTHACHE, SOPE THROAT, tiriXsY. 8WKLLIXOS, M'H tI-S, Scronnii, Cull, BruiiCl, FROSTBITES, Itl K, HVAVnU. And all other bodily tutu unil pains. FIFTT CENTS BOTTLE. Sold l,y nil DmkkIiW and O.iilfiN, DlrwilDiil In H IlillKUllKM. The Charles A. Vogeler Co. (f .-. a t VH,H.tKl'0 ItKllliiiorr. ,f ii I'.M. A. IIIIIKIWIIIUIIMIhJ Luwiii!illi!I!!!i, Un,(nmrjimifit!ttHI aitiiims f ......... iiiiiiuiniifiiiiii 1 jlllHlllHimrtluUlll llUUlililltlllln.ni(jj NEVER FAILS. l Hill ll The only known specific for Eptleptlc Fits. a 4f-Alao for Spasms and Falling blckncni.-4 Nervous WcaknvM quickly relieved and cured. Eqnnllfd by none In delirium of fever."5a Neutralises germs of disease and sickness. Cures ugly blotches and stubborn blood sores. Cleanses blood, quickens elugglch circulation. Eliminates Bolls, Carbuncles and ScalJi. ar Permanently and promptly cures paralyils. Yes, It Is a charming and healthful Aperient Ellis Scrofula and Kings Evil, twin brothers. Changes bad breath to good, removing cauie. t WItouta biliousness and clears complexion. Charming resolvent and matchless laxative.- It drives Sick Headache Uke the wind.ta t'fContalus no drastic cathartic or opiates. Promptly cures Rheumatism by routing It.ia. Restores life-giving properties to the blood. -4 Is guaranteed to cure aU ncrvoas disorderB.fi reriteUable when all opiates fali.-g. Refreshes the mind and Invigorates the body. Cures dyspepsia or money refunded. -l L Endorsed fn writing by over fifty thomand cadlng physicians in U. 8. and Euro.c -S Leading clergymen In U. S. and Europe." Diseases of the blood own ft a conqueror. " For sale, by all leading druggists. 1.SQ.C For testimonials and circulars send stamp, Tho Dr. S. A. Richmond Med. Co., Props., Ct. Tcceyli, ZZ.O. (lit Catarrh KI.Y'H Cream Balm ha gained an enviable r-pmatlon wherever known, displacing a'l other pr parathms. An article of undoubted merit, CL'KKsS ROSE COLD WJARRH cotes i . LKifll) OK 8HUFF. HAY-FEVEP Apply by tbe finger n" 1 "wfcIXiDto the nostrils. It will be abnorbed. erTectually cleansing the nasal iaKra?s f ratharrhal virus causing bcalthy ee creth'ns. It allays li flammatinn. pretexts the n e i.branal II ini; of the head from addi tnual colds, completely heals the sires and restores the ser.tf of (arm aud smell. Benefl, lal results are realized nv a rew apjinratinris. A I IIOKOl'Gri TKKATMENT WILL Cl'BE t'n q ialcd for Cold in the Uead, Headache and Deafne-s. or anv kind ol mucous memhranal trrita- tlon. ."end lor circular. Mr mall, prepaid, 50 c, a iiatKaue rniNji wuivea. oiu ny an wnole tale and retail d'ngglstf. EI.Y'SCKKAM HALM CC.Owego, N. Y. hiicKien's Aruica Salve The Ui st Salve !n the world for Cuts, lliuiws, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Nres, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, anil all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures riled, it is guaranteed to give Dur feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 rents pur box. For sale by Harry Louis T. Sullivan, East St. Louis, III., says: "Brown's Iron Bitteis is the best medicine I have ever taken; it cured me of malarial fever. ' Nervousness, Nervous Debility, Neural L'ia, Neivous Shock, St. Vitus Dance, Pros tratioti, and all diseases of Nerve Genera tive Oryaus, are all permanently and radi cally cured by Allen's Brain Brain Fond, the great botanical remedy, f I pkg., 0 tor fa. At tirugnits. One SufTei iiig- SonI Happy. "If I can semi ono suffering soul to you," writes .1 Hint's toruin, ot vai!itjum, III., "I will be happy Samaritan Nerviuo cured mo, and will cure all cases ot fits." $1.50. I have been alllicted for twenty years, (luring the months ot August aud Septem ber, with Hay Fever, and have tried vari ous remedies without relief. I was induced to try F.ly's Cream Balm: have used it with favorable results, and can confidently rec ommend it to all similarly afflicted. Rob ert W. Townley, (ex Mayor) Elizabeth, N. Y. ' The Entrance to the Catacombs is not more forbidding than a niouili dis mantled of teeth. This disfigurement is in most instances, the consequences of a want of attention to them in youth, but is happi ly prcventible, with SOZODONT, used as a Btuirp npeaker once urged his auditors to vote, "early and often." This staple arlicle, i a thoroughly reliable means of rendering the teeth ornamental and serviceable. The press aud medical profession indorse it. Communion Wine. The grape crop of A. Speer's vineyards in New Jersey laat year was double that of any previous year. His vineyards in New Jersey have so increased each year that he baa been enabled to keep a stock live or nix years ahead. None of his Port is sold less than four years old. It has become a popu lar wine among the best physicians in New York, and is largely used for communion purposes and for weak and aged persons. For sale by Paul G. Sc.luih, druggist. Woiik Given Out. On receipt of vour address wo will makn an offer by which you can earn $3 to 1 evenings, Bt your homo. Men, Women, Boys or Girls can do it. II. C. Wilkinson & Co., 195 and 197 Fulton Street, New York. !iii!ili!yiii'J ii!!ffi!l,fli'll,,lil,ll''l I- M pljf FRIDAY MORNfNO, JULY , 1683. DOCTOR WBITTIH 617 St, Charles Street, ST. LOUIS, MO. - r1l Ormhmt or two medical lleK. ( Inn i,,.,.,, iM,j,,.r clkuhH i, the lr.at ineut of Chrouio, Nurvom, fUlii ami liloo.1 DlMMa than any other plivnleUii In si. lAiula, m city ,a,rri Lw niuf all old rl. ilmts know. CoiKullallmt t oltireur by mall, rreeaiid Invited. A friendly talk or liH oplnli.n Costs nothln If. When It li li.rnuvrniwit to vllt lie city .or treatment, iimdleliie can Iwariil ly mallor exprtn tvervtvlirrr, (.'uralde cu-i-s Kuaraiiu-ed ; whwe doubt xlt Klnfrimkly Hated. Call or Write. ' Norvom Prostratloa. Dability, Mental and fhjicajWeaknes, Vurcurial and other affeetlona of Throat, Skin and bones, Blood lapurltiss and Blood Poisonintr, Skin AtTeft. tions, Old Sores a?d Ulcers, Impediments to Marriage, Rbeumatism, Piles. Special attention to case from over-worked brain. SUBCICA.Ii CASES receive special attention. Diseases arising from Imprudences, Excesses Indulgengjs or Exposures. It U M'lf.pvldeiit that n jihvslclan iavlni( Varlk'iilur atu-iitlon to a clif- of raws aiiulii kri-at klll, and i-lt Mi'ian In rnuiilar irai tlr al! ovi-r the iiiiiniry knuvt liiK 1 1 I . fn-.i u-n 1 1 ni'oninii'nd fawn to the .,.i i.llUf In Ain-rlra Ihth cvi-ry known millaur' la p'Smil to, and the pi-nvud ftninl t't'itirii,.,, or all li'-s and I'ouiitrics aiv ui d. A wholi' honr Is us4 forolllre inri")ev and nil are trrali'd with skill in a rviM-etriil manin-r; and, knowlnx what to do. no extiHrlmrnis an made. On ac count of the una', iiumlwr n i I 1 ic . Um charKra ar kci.t low. often lower tTan l demanded hv otliers li vou m-i lire the nkl'l and (ret a n'.y and per feel lil cure, thai Is the luiortaiit matter. I'm., hli t, im puge fc-nt tu any addrcia frie. PiSia. . MARRIAGE GUIDE. J p2g6&. F.lfk'ant rlotli a:vt i-ilt hlndlnir. fiealed fur W rentM In iio'-taiie or eitrreriry. liver li it y won 'erfnl pen pii'tiire, tin. to life artlrli"'oii Ihd lollowlni; aiilijeet... Wlioinnv marry, who not' why? I'nyier hw tn marrv. Who marry llrsti dalihiHid. V'oniHiiliMtfl, I'll '-iral di-ruv. ho dinnld nniri y. How I If'- and' h 1 1 . . I ln - li i o ' In! increased. I lio-e n , i r i . I or eoinviiiiiliitluir I'larryliiu should read it. it onihi to lie read ny all adult pei xiiiH, ili. i , kept under I'M'k uml k.'y. Toplllnr edition. Sllixe aUive, hilt Jillper over and u0pHi:e xi ccnti by mail, iu luouuy r postage. Ilaa heen more destructive itn bumau hculih and life than war. puntl't'iice ai.d fanilnu romhitn il." Soaul a rtsrliiir'j4ned writer many tears ano. and it l as true to-lay a th .ii. 'I hn poor victim of Blood Dl a l drui'ued with Merrtiry to cure inuma aiiv. asuim n uoaed witrt loaiui s in ruie him nfth Mercurial Poininiie; hnt u. ad of any relief, tbe first breaks down his kenural he th and makca him a cripple, aud tbe other ruiua hi di gestive oriians. To those afflicted In thin way etwift a bpuclUe la the rreatcsi boon on isrili. anil Is wor h more thin its welchl in (fold. It antidotes this Meicurlal I'oison, tones up the svsi. rn, and brings the surTi ier hack to i ealtu aud In ppineioi. Kverjr person who has rver been salivated should by ail in an take s thorough con fe of i bit- p mi dy. .ItprEii'ONvii.i.i, Twn.us (;a. Five years ao I found on my plantation a ioI ored roau who wan hadlv dieaaed He slated that five ' ears before he had contracted a vlok lit cae of Blood t'ulson, and had Deen treated hy many phyrlclans, all faillni; Ui cure him. 1 treat ed him with bwtft' rpeinc, and in a short time he was sound aud well, and ban not had a a uip turn of the disease since. 1). M. HUU1IES. One L'ent'einan who had been confined tn lit bod six weeks wllh Mercurial Kheumaltsm has been cured entirety, and enk In the hliiheet praise of S. S. S. C11ILKS & CTBhY. CbatUnoit!a, Tenn. 81,000 REWARD! will be paid to any Chemist who will Hud, on analysis of 100 bottles of 8. S. S , one particle of mercury, Iodide potassium, or any mineral sub stance, THE SWIFT SPKCIFIC CO. Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga. W Write for the little Booa which will be mailed free. Price: Small size, $1 (W per bottle. I.aiye size (holding double quantity) Wl. 75 bottle. All DrnnKli'ts sell It. 4 Neurozone, tw Xerve-I.ife, Stroittrtli and Vhinri i it poMtivo restorntlvo for the Loss) of Manly Vifror in Younjr, Middle-Aued and Old Men, no mutter from what cause. In Ner vous Debility, Exhaustion, Impotency, Seminal Weakness, anil kindred ailments, this Standard Remedy is a certain cure, and to all siieli auiferers, who send a atatenirnt of their troubles, aqimntltv snfflcieiit to provj its virtue will lie sent Free of Cost. Addres". NEyil?ZONE MEDICAL C6., P.O. Boa 2494. St. Louis, Mo. JiLYON&HEALY I State & Monroe Sts., Chicago, Wlllirn'l ti-a! t tAHnv -1r1rta tlitlr BAND CATALOGUE, i i tot lvi, V"W J.Wm, IU L'llfflliH I off i(iruiuctt4, NitUt Uttlu,' ll'omiioim FiakIi!, Cnri-Ijirui l Statttli, Prom &tinr'i PUfTt, tti Hat, Piin-lry IUik) Outfit, litpftblnf liMatertfi nl o tnilnli. tttrinttoo and k.f Lwrrtm tor tnit. n llAUila. uud ft CUlo.tuY DEMONSTRATKD ! That smart n en sreraue I'.nO to $8 (kl per day pro flt. nelt fin the 'Toeket Manual." 'Ihemont marvel jous llltle volume ever sirred. Needed, endoraed aud purchased by all classed ; nothiuir In the liook line ever equal toll. Will provo It or furfeit $: o. Complete sample and out lit 5' c , or lull parti culars for stamp. Dou'ti'art out anuln until vou learn what Is "aid of this book anil what olliers are doing. W. H. TlltlMPHON, Pnhllslier, IUI Arch Street, Philadelphia. Pa. nprM3rn Cairo & St. Louis Packet. The palutlal Anchor Line steamer STE. GENEVIEVE Will leave Cairo every Sunday and Thursday even Iiir at n o'clock, Klvlntf Cairo a dally boat lor St. Louis. kflF nnp,lf.,ilaa al..a ... ...),. (a r'ut.t Ihni. W. Nbteldaunnritl Aont, or Sol A. Sliver, LOUIS &. ST. PAU PACKIT COMPANY'S L Wlloe Clctrfc-Ll(btM?s3aD.8.ifiU Line 1 ' - rTrfr r i - Fine 8lds-Whol PasaenRer Stsomer ; ' K-1??it,y,ivBURMN'aTON' ROCK ISLAND, t trH.id1'01 CUNT ON. ni'HVUUB, Kt PaiJ IVkntalBard Ht. Louis ieri MondaAVd. . . Ikwlnyaad trlihiy, at ' p.m. Vnlneri Keoliiik Poip! ' lalaiiToHt. I.oiil.dnlty, Hiindinrntenptod.attp.nl, ,, Kxmnlon Tloket at low ratM to Ht.I'anl. tlnt 11 Allntinliinb MnH .11 Hnl,...Unn,nurllMn.l. IiIhu. hand obMMttoiiM to Daknia.Noaluiaand Manitoba. ' rnr llluatratad Quid Jkxik, tlm Ublaa, iwaiwiuar , podftvUrht 4atM.dndatiiarlnronaat4oa. ddAnw. . U w. MWISIT.'JkUI.,AUKTOOL .WbAfftllMtfMiofOUVflllk. til.IxitJUi.lfa 3 Ptw r hi hillii .lmilkt lnsitsin u Bri llni nor discolor tns Skin, or leave tltf Joints, Nerufalgift, Lamo son inruat, rains in uie uiu la equally eiiiutteums lur tui uitiiis in Uie Dlomacn and Bowals requlrllifC a powerful dlttuslve atluiulaut. ftes Merrill's Almsnue. . ' Ask your Druggist tor It. Price Prepared only by JACOB S. Wholwald Druggist, Wefaittlon the public aKaliict an Impostor who Is defiantly utillxln.' Dr. J. A. fchorman's tire-lone repniotlon by dlatorling the likunesaes of hU pationts, and generally c unterfeitlnir the character it ni Book, and publMilnir the saiuu Iu pami hlet form end si ndiiiK It out as Dr. F. 'i'. Sroythe'i nook, r presenilis the llkemisea to bo ensea he has inre'. Hils man Kiuythe Is located .In 81 l.onls. Mo., rails l is rooms "Vienna Institute." With the aim and ilelibura ion ol a counter elter Si 11 and coin, the man Mmyth has set .-all In the rupture hualnuss with hi shamsleaa lilrellnxs to pi r-onate these picture frauds and false staivmeuts of euro, hopiiii: to escape detection sod punishment. Dr.J A. HIIEKMAN'A bonk, wlih tratbful photoL'rapblc llliuiieises of patients and reliable itats meiits from emineut ijoutlemeu. Is mailed for 10c. Oitlre 2 1 Brnadnay, New Vork. DIXON SPB1HGS SUMMER RESORT " IH IVOVV OI'EX FOP. TIIK SKASON. TERMS: $8.00 per week; 2.00 per day. Xi'ver-failinff Sirinirs of coolest water i'liar;t"l with licalim,' nml cuiative piopi-ties that liavi' Httioil flic test of inoro tlinn sixty years' continual uso by the licalth-scckt rs or tlioe iu scuich of tent ami recreation, and the residents for miles around. NO. i, "THE IRON SPltlNG" will ImiM up the weak and debilitated, iuiseses jiroperfies that are iiiiexcellecl as a tonic, and is considered a wire euro for Chills, Ague, Ktc, by the lie n e of the neijfhborliOod. . .NO. 2, "THE MAGNESIA SPUING" flows from the rocks In a steady stream, cold as ico water, and liuu drtds ilriiikin(f all day from its basin r.iil to. lower llic water liue. This Siirinir Is a certain euro for Dyspepsia, Kidney disorders and kindrel diseases, NO. .1, '-THE SULPHUK .SPUING" is a new ono oiiened for the lirst time this season, an 1 its waters bid fair to rival the famous Uliie tick. The;e Springs ari? surrounded by irrand mouutaiii scenery. Tho air is always puro and cool. o hot nights and no mosquitoes. Write for Circular. t ( J. E. LEMEK Pope Co., 111. ) IJi-onri?tor. NKW A OV K RTIS EM KNTS HOME C0MF011T. After a Rainy Ride a ( ouutry l'hysi ci in Tells What He Thinks or fome People. "I 'vlsh to gracious snme people would learn when they need a d rtorand slicn they don't," exc aimed DocUir E , as he entered his house in a coiiey little village fn tho interior of the State of New Vork. after a tedious night ride for many miles. I hare been down a m on j,' tho monutnlns tu see a man, wao the messenger sa d, was yery sick, and not likely ro live "till n orrilng, unless he had Immediate help; and found him snlTerlng from a ra her eh irp attack of co Ic, which his family might have relieved in ten minutes, if they had a irraln of sense and two or Hire simple remedies In tbe house. Hut no; they mnst remain Ignorant as pigs, an i whi ii the least arho or pnlu takes them. send fur a Joctnr, whether they ever pay him or not." "Why ''''i '! whin kind of simple remedies, as yon call them, do you expect poople to keep In the bouse?" afktd his wllu as alio poured him a cup of hot tea. 'Iu this caco," answered tho Doctor, "If they hail only put a UENhON'8 CAl'CINE POKOL'S I LAST tK on the man's stomach, he would bae been all right Iu a hour, and raved mo a dreary ride." In all ordinary complaints it cures ut once. All diseases rj eliminated Irom the syslunhy what ni iybo roughly called expulsion or extrac ton, or by a union of the two processes. Hen- eon's Planer promotes both. It Incites the torpid organs to act, aud sends i s heating, suul'ilnir Iu fluenro through the m)rlad pores of the ski u. All other planters obligu the patleut to wait. They give biiu hope for to-morrow. Benson's plasler give him help to day. Which is belli r. do joil think? Buy tho CAK'ISE aud keep It In the bouse. I'rlce 'ii cents. SealiuryA Johnson, Chemists, New Yoik. 27 STOPS IQ SETS REEDS, BEETHOVEN Price only $125 llmll worth $430 K m- II.IIMl Willi Qtlll' inakMr.1 ri,uio(U6 prlca. sjiQri Orgsnfj for only lCtO. BparUI WtIIH ua On .us anil runolnrua. hrnil rornil.liiinnnrprlr.A CATALOGUE ft! Iti'lnif nifjntt nlvrotl VISITORS wdCOME frf cuni Ii uivaU titilus, n dnlUriftltnwtdfArlravtlliiff UMfftiH. hthr ?no buy or lift, you r wiloom toj ifi?ti lltltiUrit Orinn Wflrfct ! tili(M MilfiJimi on vrjr IObiIq UIM. AildfriMlotlinpnn OANIEL F. BEiTTY, WASHINGTON, NEW JERSEY. AlutvM or ran npn HOOKS. 12.ri TONS of Htand'ird Itimks, runny of thorn the best editions fiuiiiisneo. l our ciinici' sent lor exanuiiallon lie oru DBvnit'Ut, on -easiuiahlo evldenru of ui..,.i faith, the hooiis to be ru'iir.iod at my expense if i" ' nini'iiii'iurjr, n.ueini imrgaiuH tnis OlODItl Now publications every week. I'rlres lower than ever before known, ranging from Two Cents for iiinujiioii -nnoeii Arunn, iinaiiridged Large Tvpe, to I5 for lite largest and best Amsncan Cvclopi'dla. Nut sold by dealers prices li o low. Clrriilnrs rree, Mention this paper. JOHN . AI.DH N, I'ulillsher, IH Vesey SI..N. Y. or with Cnvst.fiioe tor BABY Sjtflfl for an 18 :i tyWjitcp Organ, i ,i CrWPEl OMAN. $W A BTOOl jiima, Warranlea. , iUrss , PtrsiNMis Co., l'J , West llth PI. F. I. V BFAfffl UJainx u lu w ksasVadSBaVHIIIII "1 ' S 4' r" nnw.Mii poscd mostly o( Esseutlal Oils . ---- j uuwvi roe most DAiietratlnir l.ihim.r,t Maun .n - . . ' .T . disagreeable effects of ny kfnd. it jjnmittlirin, Sprmfns, BrRfaw Back, Cramps, ToothAche. Lilians oria auy pari ol the tiyitem 60 eta per bottle MXRREIX, ST. LOUIS, MO NKW ADVKItTISriMENTS. AGENTS WANTED(mtanora) " lu every town In the Dnloa i osUt 1 1 Or. Smoke for flcl 3 Id" HAVANA KLLLKI), rMiupit, ii oi wit aeuv. ercd to any part of tho U.s.forSl. Rnd for our lann. a... DtJkT,T,( K KAli, Indiana piilla, lud. Saokersl Sondusyouraddresa BOSEPOliTECHE INSTITUTE, TBHKK HAUTE, INDIANA. A well-endowed School of Englneerltig. Depart menis: ilocliaules. Civil Kuglricerlug, Chemistry and Urawlng. The Worcestur plan. Ample man ufiiiturluu niachlnc shops, labonnories. library, cabinet and models. Throe classes organized. Ad dress, till Sept. 1, S. S. KAUI.V, Esq., tfoc'y. After that dale. I'UKS TCIIAULES O. TIIOMTSON. Ii EUTISKHS by addressing UKO. 1. UOW 'V fcl.l. A CO., Id Sprites St.,ew York, can learn thu exact ciiKt of any proposed line of advertising In American Newspapers. Ityi'io page Taraphlet cents. ARE YOU NERVOUS AND LACK VITAL ENERGY? llw Howard Oaltanio HblelA anilourotrtnr r.letrodiu vanloand Manutllo Applt aik and (iarmaats arw a snraourofnr N"nou.lMhll lly. I'aralj.la, hhrumatlaia ' KillBKy.KihHU'liio, Lows of Vital Bnarinr, Ovarwork ed liraln, Wwk Dark. Kid- Iiwy. l.lror, anil NUimaan ciiniilalnls, and ars adapt ed to Kitiikh Hut, Thaa aUMllanews antbs vary InUiat Im- lirnvad, and ilrvlr (IIITaniaS (rum halts and all otbara, aa thr pnaltlvaljr iraow ratw rfintlouous eurronta wllboul aolda, eaa.lna no .urea, nor Irrltw tlnu on lis .kla can hs worn al work aa well m . n.t eulj autlnt- shirt tu wearer. I I'nwsr retfuliitwd f tommitthwdlfftir I ent aUiiM of all 1 illaaM.a whr) I KlevtrleanilMatf- nHtlcl ln.lm.nt i oi iwokik. i uua rur in km only at one nacU thn aaiit ot (IImiii.u, aa they aet dlraet utaia Narvuua, Musrular, nn.it (l..ii,riill (Vnlsra. aiwdlly maha-lntr ItmrltHllty-wllleli l Klwtrlelly-drainnl from thaaya tHru hy aniHKt nr liidlnerHlluna, Ihey lima In a aalural way oviiremiiH tlia wunknxaa without dniKWlna thw atom' aeh. Tlwy will cum ovary eiuw atiort ul atriicturai da iwnarutlun, and aru pmiiarsd to fiirnlb th moat smiibiitlii mid iiliuiluin prmit tn ani'imrt our clalma, llluatraled tamiihlol Kre,..or sent awuled lor So notour. OoniulUtloa I AMERICAN OALVANIO CO. rtHsItTltrdf 3l2N.6th8t.,6t. Louis. M". "TUN UA IVMl.AV 7 A New snd complete Hotel, fwntln on Levsu Second aud Kailroad Htrsett, Cairo. Illinois. Tho rasener Depot of tks Chlesiro, 81. Lonls snd ,4iiw Orloaiiai Illinois Contrail W abash, Ml. I.ouls and I'arlllci Irou Mountain and Hiinthern; Mobile ami Ohio: I'alro and Ht. Louts Railways are all Just across th stnwtt whlls the Bioaruboat Landing Is bat one square distant. This Hotel Is heated by steam, has attan Laundry, llydraullo Klevalur, Rlectrlt Call Balls. Automatic Klro-Alanns, Baiht, abaoluU'ly pur sir. perfect sewerage and complete appointment. (titperh furnishings i psrfecl tsnrlca; and aa ma sieelMtshls. U I. PA.14KKH UO