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TnE DAILY CAIRO BULLETIN: WEDNESDAY MORNING, JULY 11, 1S83.
lilTHE GREAT GERMAN
Relieves and earw
Sortne, Coif, Bruit,
III HS. MCA Lift,
And all other bodily aubae
FIFTY CENTS BOTTLE.
Hold by Bit lrugglu and
Denier. Lirwjtione la 11
Tht Charles A. Vogeler Co.
IhMM u i VOOtUS 4 CO.)
Haltlauore, H4H V.. A,
The Daily Bulletin.
'What a Leaguer Said."
CONCLUDED KROitOt;RTII PAOE.
handed collect ineiisa(e which read: ''Sold
five October wheat at 1.1 I fell to
the floor in a syncope. For lour dayal
was delirious. I ain now convalescent,
with .Oct. wheat at 1.09. Say B., I tell you
thU io coiih lcnce. If the Laaguo would
come ia poibjion of those facta, my sua-
pension would ensue, And this fellow Sr
geaat liluff way get on to it, and he would
havo a year's capital to work ou. By the
way, who ia Bluff? Smiic say it is W.,
others I'., others Again. 0. I thiuk Bluff
and Liayuer arc stuudiog under tho Siiua
hat. Blulf Beems to havo withdrawn from
the arena. That article in the Argus Fri
day evening settled him. But perhaps not.
He may be forging a thunderbolt that will
annihilate us. You rem 'inWcrour high glee
when "Semper Paratue" took up the gaunt
let thrown dwn by "Aesthete!" We
thought him hors de combat; but his re
joinder was the thinj; with the burk on
Wasn't it a stinger? It cut with a Damna-
cua bladti iucimvencsa. "Semper Paratue"
gave him too many handles to catch on
The culturo racket he rolled under his
toniru-i with a keen relish. Then he called
somebody an umbilical cord. What is that
B.? you're up in anatomical nomenclature
Sty, I think this culturo business should
be kept in the back ground. Damnit, I have
no culture, and tho devil of it is, everybody
knows it. I cau't distinguish a creation of
Rubens from a daub of a tyro; and a hand
organ is the only musical instrument I ap
predate. And then I am completely lost
when literary exercises become- the feature
of our weekly reuniutis. I am passably
good lookiuj;, you know, and can hold my
own in an off hand, flippant, society con
versation. I can say "Oh ! indeed 1" just aa
well as any of them; but when Music, the
Drama, History and Literature come up for
discussion, why, I am at aea. I try to ap
pear interested, but I know I look ridicu
lous. You seo that is a bad state of af
fairs. The ladies, while admiring the
physic il in man, would like to see a happy
blending of the intellectual with the cor
poral. I run rankly to the latter. Mind
n mo does not triumph over matter. I am,
to be plain, too meaty. My one object in
joining the League was, that by contact
with Culture the eastern article I mean
I might absorb some of it, and become
genteel and r-fined in appearance; but here
I've been a member four months, and my
phrenic territory is expanding every day.
8o I tell you friend B., unless they drop
this Culture racket, I'll dropout and seek a
more congenial sphere." At this he took
B's arm and they both walked nway.
Th-3 Lime-Kiln O'.ub.
Shindig; Walking Chairman of tho
Committee on Mutters of Science, then
risked leuvn to retort. His committee
bad cnn-fullv ami coiwientiously ex
amined tho jawbone of a mastodon for
warded to tho club museum from Ar
kansas, and hud established tho follow
1. The nnimal existed in the year 428,
more nr less.
2. His chief diet was grass and herbs,
but be hail no particular objection to
breaking into a corn-held or ptittinji in
timo in a turnip patch.
3. Ho was 900 vears obi when bo
Tho committee recommended that
tho club uso itajinflttonco to encourage
a now growth of mastodons and sacred
ly preserve the boneg of obi ones, and
tho report was accepted and adopted.
Chloride Biseoinbo, Chairman of the
Committee on Internal Improvement,
also announced his readiness to report,
His committee had boon given the in
quiry: "Is there anything to encourage
the colored nian,"'und bud struggled
with It for six long weeks. At lirst sight
it did not seem as if there was ono singlo
rav of encouragement for the dark
skinned brother, but after viewing tho
situation in all iu asnccl-stbo committee
bad discovered tho following points of
1. Landlords now wait three mouths
before ejecting a non-paying tenant.
2. Grocers and btitohers aro not bo
guspieious as formerly.
3. Thcro are tokens of a big water
melon crop, aud a Presidential election
will soon occur.
4. Women who used to do their own
white-washing at night with the cur
tains down havo become rich and
proud and now give tho Jobs out at fair
The committee were of tho belief that
any colored man who had proper am
bition and was content to tako deck
passage neod not go hungry or ragged.
Detroit Free Vc.
A man brenthes about olghtcen times
a minuto aud uses 8,000 cubic feet of air
per hour. The necessity for breathing
pure air caunot be exaggerated.
W. T. LaHidih. river editor of i" an Benin
!?d,7v:?,)0l PMMjwr aynt. orders for all quicker than anything you can use. Trib
klcdfvf I tram boat Job nrrfrgT solicited. 03ke I ' 6 '
ai a enrnrjean nou . ii unio uvea, i Mu
btaobs OF TUB RIVER.
Tha river marked by the gauge at this
port last evening at 6 o'clock 27 feet 10 in
ches and falling.
Chattanooga, July 10. Kiver 2 feet U in
ches and rising.
St. Louis, July 10. River 2a feet 1 in
ches and falling.
Cincinnati, July 10 River 12 feet 1 in
ches and falling.
Louisville, July 10. River 7 feet 0 in
ch) a and falling.
Nashville, July 10. River 4 feet 3 in
Pittttburg.July 10. River 7 feet 2 in.
ches and falling.
The Ous Fowler from Paducah will re
port here at 3 p. m. connecting with I. C.
It. R. and leave on her return trip at 4:30
a,. ,, ,,, r , , , I
The Commonwealth from icksburg and
me jonn a. ncuouer irom new uneans
passed up for St. Louis yesterday morning.
Tl. M,.rlM. M..r,an fmm V nrl,.n.
i due here to-morrow for Cincinnati.
The Vint Shinkle passed down for Mem
phis last night. She bad a fair trip.
The J. II. Hillman from Nashville is the
light draught packet due here tn-night ami
leaves on her return trip to-morrow morn
ing at 10 o'clock.
The Granite State leaves St. Louis this
evening for Shawneetown and will reach
here to-morrow evening.
The City of Vicksburg is due this even-
ing for St. Louis
The Golden Crown from Cincinnati is
duo to-night for New Orleans.
The river is still going down tha hill and
those who have to climb the levee often
during the hot days this summer, will rind
the walk anything but pleasant
The City of Baton Rouge leaves St. L"uia
this evening for New Orleans.
The City of New Orleans is due here to
morrow for St. Louis.
The Chas. Morgan passed Vicksburg
Monday morning 6 o'clock, just one hour
ahead of the New Orleans.
Tha Golden Rule follows the Chas. Mor
gan and is due up Saturday for Cincinnati.
A contractor on a Star Route,
Was crippled with rheumatic gout,
Ho was doctored to no avail,
But St. Jacobs Oil didn't fail,
To send the pain right "up the spout."
1'un in tha Uonntry.
fWe take tho following anecdote
from I. N. Ford's nrtirbt, entitled "The
Frejh-Air Fund," in .'it. .Vn ions for
June. There is sotiii'tiiin almost pa
thetie in tho ignorance of these little
citv waifs in regard to the simplest facta
The bovs naturally took to the water
like so many Newfoundland puppies,
Wherever there were brooks and miiet
pools they wore to bo seen, nl any hour
ot the uav, fishing, swimming, aim wad
ing. One bright-eved little sitortMiian,
who had provided himself with two for
midable bean-shooters, gravely asked
bis host if the woods back of the barn
I ho bovs were always saving queer
things, which cvnvulsed tho jolly farm
ers with laughter. '"Who watered these
plants last nighti'" nked a little fellow
at (fiultoM. catching a glimpse) oi unv
on the grass. "My eye! what big letn
ons! was an exclamation called out
by squashes in the garden. "I sav! who
owns all tho robins round berer was
another amusing question. At Old
Lyme, an urchin could not repress his
astonishment when lie saw a man dig
ging potatoes in the field. "Haven t
you any barrels in your collar?" he
asked, contemptuously. "Why do you
keep 'em stowed away in the ground
One little maideu near Kssex was not
distressed when she found that sho had
no nlavmates in the house. She had
her doll, and that was company enough.
Sho choso a sheltered corner of the front
yard as her nursery, and every morning
went out. to sing her uoliy io sleep, nrr
favorite lullaby being a popular roll:
ions hymn. Across the road lived a
country lad of her own ago, who tit once
began to annoy bur by repeating her
music in a high key, wltliuumer.
otis variations. For two days shr
paid no heed to her troublesome-
neighbor. On the third, her blood
was roused. She propped up her
doll against a post of the fence, marched
across tho road with flashing eves, and
culled her audience of one boy about tho
ears "Now, lust see hero, sho ex
claimed. "I cumo here for two weeks'
fun, and I mean to have il!" Tho boy
fled riotously, aud tho moral effect of
the demonstration was marked. Tho
sturdy littlo maiden was suffered to
have nor fun in peace and quiet until it
win time lor tier to return to the e tv
The pathos of neglected childhood
softened many a heart. There was tho
motherly little maiden who, accus
tomed to looking after her agile broth.
er, discovered on tho second day that
ho bad shod a button, and sedately pro
duced irotu the aoptns ot tier pockot a
lurcro pill-box labeled, "For Johnny
Take ono every hour." The hourly
doso was only a button, which sho pro
ceeded to sew on nw jacket.
"What do you think Heaven will bo
liko?" asked a teacher in one of tho city
mission schools miring me autumn.
"Oh, I knowl I know',' . exclaimed a
II.VI flll ..... ...... ..VI ,
Perhaps sho had Mocmod thankless and
Indifforoiit while she was there, but tho
country remained in her rulud, a blessed
and restful thought.
Chas. Hoisner. East St. Louis, sbvb:
"Brown'a Iron Bitten thoroughly cured me
For the brain and nervu Is what we need in
these days of rush and worty. Parker
Ginger Tonic restores the vital energies and
brings good health and joyous spirit
I have been a Hay Fever sufferer for
three years; have otteu heard Ely's Cream
Balm spoken of in the highest teim; did
not take much ttock ia it because of the
many quack medicinea. A friend persuad
ed me to try the Btlm, and I did bo with
wonderful success. This recommendation
you can use for the benefit of liay Ftver
sunerers. i.s. Oeer, Syracuse, rt. i.
Price 50 cents.
A Spartan Heroism
is often exhibited by a delicate women dur
ing the extraction of teeth. But why not
save them in time, with SOZODONT, and
thus obviate the necessity of taxing one's
fortitude? The tenants of the mouth, are
far more likely to remain and do good ser
vice, it this sovereign protective is used as
a sttt'ei'uard against their untimely destruc
tion. The experience and evidence or
hosts of people, proves this sanatory fact.
A General Stampede.
Never was such a rush made for any
Drug Store as is now at Barclay Bros1
- ... , ... f r . . .
Covery lor Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
All persons affected with Asthma, Bron
c,,1,ls' H'r'oeBB, bm-re CouRiis, or any
affection of the Throat and Lungs, can get
atrial bottle of this great remedy free, by
calling at above Drug Store. (4)
bEE a woman in another column near
Speer's Vineyards, picking grapes from
which 8p'cr s Port Orapo wine is made,
that is so highly esteemed by the medical
profession, tor the u-e of invalids, weakly
persons and the aged. Sold by druggists.
KucKien's Arnica Salve
The Beat Salve !n the world for Cuts,
Bruise. Sores. Ulcers. Salt Rheum. Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles. It is guaranteed to give per-
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Trice
25 cents par box. For sale by Harry
To all who are suffering from the errors
aud indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
newi. early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I
will send a recipe that will cere you, free
of chahoe. This great remedy was
discovered by a minister in South America.
Send a sell-addressed envelope to the Rev.
JofEi-H T. Ixman, Station D., New York
John Bentley, 148 E. Monroe St., Cliica
go, Ills., says: "Brown's Iron Biters cured
me of heartburn, after suffering tor years."
Nervousness, Nervous Debility, Neural
gia, Neivous Shock, St. Vitus Dance, Pros
(ration, and all diseases of Nerve Genera
live Organs, are all permanently aud radi
cally cured by Allen's Brain Brain Food,
the great botanical remedy, f I pkg., 6
for f . At druggits.
True to HerTriiHt.
Too much cannot bo said ot lUtra
faithful wife aud mother, constantly watch
ini and caring for her dear one, never neg
lectins a sincle duty in their behalf. When
they are assailed by disease, ami the sys
tem should have a thorough cleansing, th
stomach and bowels regulated, blood puri
tied, and malarial poison exterminated, she
must know that Electric Bitters are the only
sure remedy. They are the best and purest
medicine in the world and only cost htty
cents. Sold by Barclay Bros. (4)
The only known upeclflc for EpllcpUo Flu. "O
Also for Spaanu and Falling- filckneu. Kerroua
Weakneu It Initantly relieves and caret. Clcantei
blood and quicken ilutrglah circulation. Neutra
lizes genni of disease and saves sickness. Caret
CA SKEPTIC SAID
ugly blotches and stubborn blood so ret. Eliminates
Bolls, Carbuncles and Scalds. tTTermanelhlj and
promptly cures paralysis. Tea, It It a charming and
healthful Aperient. Kills Scrofula and Kings Evil,
twin brothers. Changes bad breath to good, remov-
Ing the cause. Routs bilious tendencies and make
clear complexion. Equalled by none In the delirium
of fever. A charming resolvent and a matchleaa
laxative. It drives Sick Headache, like the wind.
ttTContalns no drastic cathartic or opiates. Believe
the brain of morbid fancies. Promptly cure Rheu
matism by routing It. Restores life-giving proper
ties to the blood. It guaranteed to cure all nervout
disorders. nTUellablo when all opiates faU. Re.
freshet the mind and Invigorate tho body. Curet
dyspepsia or money refunded.
Diseases of the blood own It a enmmoror. Endoraed
in writing by over fifty thousand Vailing clttKins,
clergymen and phytlclana In U. b, aud Europe.
IJTFor sale by all leading druggist. 11 JO. (13)
For Testimonial! and circular aend stamp.
The Dr.SJ. Richmond Med Co.St. Jossph.Ma.
CATARRH. 11 Y!,
has Rained an enviable
known, displacing all
i ther pr. paralloti. An
articlis of undoubted
i NOT A
LKiUio ok mvri'.
HAY- FEVER tar
will be absorbed, eflitctually eloinlng the natal
pasniitoi catnarrnai virui. canning m-amiy
crutlnna. It allaya lrflammatlon, protects Ino
noiibrannl II I litis of the head from adul limel
colds, completely heals the lore and restores tho
setso of taste and smell, iluuefldal result are
realised by a few application. .
k THOitOiroa TKKATMKNT WILL CUItB.
Uneqiialod for Cold In the Head, Headache and
Deafness, or any kind ol mucous memhraual Irrlla
tlnn. Mttiiit fns circular. It mall, nrenald. 60 e.
or an wnow
klvbckkam balm co.. owego,
WH TT B
617 St. Claries Street, ST. L0UI3, HO.
A regular Qra.luat of two mr cl Ic-.i!
Otillr,ii, hat Iu-hii luiiic-r iiiRoKd In the ticul-mi-nt
of Clironit", Nervous, Klein and
lllool Ulwahrt thuii siiyoiln-r l'h vhIi Ikii lu
St. Ixjulv ss city pHt-M huw and all old re,.
dent know. ( oiKuiiatlon -t oilicc or by mall,
rrieaiid Invltkd. A friendly talk or hit opinion
cost nothing. Wlifii It Is liieoiivenlpiit to visit ,
the i-lty .nr trvatinent. mi-dlcliiet can brsi-iii
by mall or expr."s evervwhere. Curable ca-fc
(ruaranb-rd; wlu-re doubt exists ll U frankly
Haled, tailor Writ.-.
Nervous Prostration, Debility, Mental and
Physical Weakness, Mercurial and other
affections of Throat, Skin and Bone, Blood
Impurities and Blood Poioninir, Skin Affee
tions, Old Sores ard Ulcer, Impadimentsto
Marriage, Eheumatim, Piles. Special
attention to ease from over-worked brain.
SURGICAL CASES receive special attention.
Diseases arising from Imprudences, Excesses,
Indulgences or Exposures.
It Is self-evident that a physlelmi paying
particular attention to acluM fl ra)-s NltHlnt
great skill, and physicians l reitular prarllie
all over the country knowing this. fre'U"iitly
recommend eauesto tile oldest (,ftlee In A iii'T lfn.
where every known aiipllancH Is renrted to.
and the proved jcood reiticdi. of all
age and countries are uwd. A whole house la
used furolllee purimws ami all are treated with
skill In a resMetful manner i and, knowing
what to do. no experiments are mml. On ac
count of the Kreat nuinlur applying, the
charge are kept low. often !nw, r than l
demanded by ottiera If you wcure the ckl'l
and getaspwdy and ix rl'ect l i cure, that la
the Important mntter. I'aui,hlel, Wl page,
tent to any address free.
puTrfsJ MARRIAGE GUIDE. I pages.
Elegant cloth t;:d gilt binding. Sealed forM
cents In postage or currency, i iver Htty won
derful pen pictures, true to life, article on th
following subjects. Vhoniav marry, who not;
whyV lrrotr aire to niai i-v. Who marry II rut.
rftannofMi, , oiiisniKK,'!. j in -irai oei-nj . mf
increaid. i-y. Uow I lie aud happiness Diay m
Th'se umrrled or conNuiplntlni;
herlnir stwillld re;nl II.
It ouiilil to lie resit
oy afl adult i'rnn. then kei,t under lock and
key. Popular edition. -ainc - alaive. but paf
over and HoOpnge tice.uttbf mall, lu money
The Wonderful Efficacy of
Bi been M frequently and satisfactorily proven
that It aaema almost superfluous to ear anything
mora la their favor. Tha lmmenM and constantly
Increasing demand for them, both In this and f orelga
countries, la the beet evidence of Uelr value. Their
ale today In the United State la far greater than
any other catharUo medicine. Thia demand Is
not spasmodic. It Is regular and tletdy. It la not
of to-day or yesterday, It la an Increase that hae boon
steadily growing for the laet thirty-five yeara. What
are the reason for thia great and growing demand t
Dr. Schenck's Mandrake Plllacontain no mer
cury, and yet they act with wonderful effect uikmi
the liver. They cleanse the stomach and bowel of
all lnitatour matter, which, if allowed to remain,
noison tha blood, and brings on Malaria, Chills and
Fever, and many other dlaeaaee. They give health
and strength to the digestive, organ. They cTeata
appetite and give vigor to the whole system. They
are In fact the medicine of aU oUiera which shoul.l
be taken Inttuje like the rreecnt, when malarialandl
ether epidemic are rawing, as they preiare tho tya.
tun to resist attacks of diaoaao of every character.
Dr. Hchenrk'a Mandrake Pills are sold by all
druwista at li Ac. per box, or scut by mail, postiiaid,
on receipt of jirioo. .
Dr. ftchenck'a Book on Connoertlm, I.lv
tr Complaint and Dyspepsia in English or
German, is sent frrf) to all. Address) Dr. J. II
ui'iiKNCK As MN. Phliauirlphia, l'su
PACKET COMPANY'S I
('Iiia Sldo-Vhcol Puosenner Steumors
Jtw(-eri ST. LOOTS, MA.NRIBAI.. QOTNCT,
KKOKUK.BOHuIrTO'rOl-', ROCK I ALA NO,
DAVKNtORT. CI.TNION. DI'MJQUR.
LACKOOBK, UT. PAUL ru.d MINNEAPOLIS.
Ht. Puul I'nekntnlenva St. Ixmlssvarr Mnnduy.Wvd
nesdurund r ridny, at 4 p.m. (Jnlnvy a Kmikuk l'sck
etsMHvaNt. Imila dully. Hnndur eseapted, lit p.m.
Excursion Tickets at low riit.HS t.i Ht. I'aul, Lnks
Mlnnetonkn and all NortteirnHnmni lUsorls. Illmcft
and ehmiptwt route to I ink.itii, Muntiininiud Mnnltohtt.
Kor I Dual rated Guldn IUhiS, time tables, i,iswagar
Sad fmluht ,-iits. titci other Infnrmntlcn. mldress.
JT!.. LOUIS BT.l'ATJI.PACKF.TOO.
Wharfboiit foot, nl Olive bu. bT. LOVIH. liCk
Cairo '& St. Louis racket.
The palatial Anchor Lino ittames
Will leave Cairo ovory Sntiday and Thnrstlay t-vw.
Ing at (o'clock, Riving Cairo a dally boat for St.
Kor particulars as rates, etc., apply to Capl.
Thos. W. Shields, U'inoral Agent, or Sol A. Silver,
Nsuroiono, (iihw Ncrvu-I.lff, Htrwitrtli mid.
ViaiiriN it posltlvo reatoriitlvo for the Losa of
Manly Vlaror In Yotuiir, Mlddls-Agad nd
Old Men, no iiiattiT fr w lihtcuiw. In Ner
vout) liability, Exhaustion. Impotenoy,
Beminal Weakness. iumI kindred all nlN.
this btandtvrd Remedy la n certain tmre.nml
to all such siiiltirers, lio 01111 a ttnieiit ol,,
iiiniriniiiuiea, a quantity annimen 10 mm 1 tvs
virtue will be sent Freo of Oost. Address.
ofOost. AQiirrss. , 1
- - HEUROZOME
fiw drops applied to the surface
ana auuuai inswsnxiy rtaucvB
nor dlaoolor th Bkitw cr Uav fllRagroeabla effect of any knt. It
has MO kqiial for the Cvm of Rhannxatiatn, Sprain. BruiM.
Stiff Jnlnts. Xanilir.ia iounet
Sore Throat, Pains in th
iwl la .uiimllu efflfolona for all
rvuiriiiK a iwitquui uiuu. uuf
: .- i.A..UH,nl A i , 3 1 .rut M
Ask your DniSKlst for It. rrlce w cuper bottle
rrepared only by JACOB S. MERRELt,
Wholwsal Druggtat, ' ST tOUl, MO
We rantlon the public aitalnat an Itnposter who Is defiantly utilizing Dr. J. A Sherman s life-long
reputation by distorting the llkeneisus of hi patients, and Kenerally counterfeiting the character
i his Hook, and publishing tho ame In pamphlet form end (ending It out a Dr. F. T. Mmvthe
book, r presenting the likenesses to be cases be has .uro, 'I his man Smythe is located In ot
I.OIllS. Alo.. calls t, IS rooms "Wenna insilinie.
of bank bills and coin, the man Hmytha baa set
hirelings to perfoliate thcte picture frauds and false
UT. J . A. on nilJIA?! n nooK, ltn iruunui puoioirrapuic iiaeuenseaoi p.uunn suu remui
munts from eminent gentlemen. Is mailed for 1
IS NOW OPEN FOR THE SEASON.
TEKJIS: 38.00 per week; 2.00 .per day.
r j :
Nt'vcr-fiiilitip; Springs of coolest water rliargml with liealintr and
enrative properties that have stood the test of more than sixty
years' continual use by the health-seekers, or those in search of rest
and recreation, aud the residentn for miles around.
NO. l, "THE
will build up the weak and debilitated, possesses properties that are
unexcelled as a tonic, and is considered a suru cure for Chills, Ague,
Etc., by the penp'e of the neighborhood.
ISO. 2, "THE MAGNESIA SPRING
Hows from the rocks In a steady stream, cold as ice water, and hun
dreds drinking all day from ito basin rail to lower lhe water line.
This Sprin? is acertaiu cure for Dyspepsia, Kidney disorders and
NO. 3, "THE SULPHUR SPRING''
is a new one opened for tlie first time this season, and its waters bid
fair to rival the famous Blue Lick.
These Springs are surrounded by grand mountain scenery. The
iiir is always puru and cool. No hot nights and no mosquitoes.
Write lor Urcnlar.
rope to., in. )
After a Rainy Ride a Country Physi
cian Tells What He Thinks of
"1 ivUt, im fcii.lOUS SUIlie pt:tylu ttuulA tMn
when they need a d ctor and when they do 1't,"
exc aimed Doctor E , as ho entered hi house
In a cosey little village In tho Interior of the State
ol New York, after a tedious n'ght rldo for many
miles. 1 hare boon down among tho mountains to
sec a man, wno the messenger sa d, was very tick,
aud not likely ro live 'till rronilug, nnlurs ho hud
immediate help; and found him suffering from a
ra her shurp iittark of co Ic, which his family
mlcht have relieved In ten minutes, If they had a
grain of sense and two or Hire-' simple remedies In
the house. Hut no; lli"y must rumulu Ignorant as
pigi-, an t wli n tho least ache or pain takes thorn,
send fur a doctor, whether they ever pay hint or
V l.j- I'oe iv n kind of simple. remudlc.,at
you cull tht ui, do you cxpuct people to keep lu tho
house?' ' aeked his w'ifo as she poured him a cup
i f hot let.
In thlstaso," answerol tho Doctor, "If they
had only put a IlKNSON'S CAIVINB 1H1UOUS
1'I.ASTK 11 on Use man't stomach, ho would base
been all rlhtlu a hour, and saved mo a ('rcury
In all otdlnary compUiInt It cures at oi.ee.
All diseases ard eliminated Irom thi syste n by
hat m iybo roughly called expulsion or extn c-
ton, or by a uulou of the two processes, lien
sou's Plaster promotes both. Jit Incite the torpid
organs to act, aud send t's heating, soothing In
flucnre. through tho in) rlail poros of I ho skin All
other p'after oulljjo the patlout to wait. Thoy
giv.- hi in hope for lo-morrow. Benson's plusler
give In m hulp to day. Which is bettir. do ou
thlukr II u v tho CAl'qiNE and keep It In tho
house,' I'rlr.e C Lcnis.
Seabtiry&aioliMsnn.CheHiiats, New Yu k.
Price only $125
limi.a lll 01S, 1 Kli-r'
i stSli'SU prlcrs. SJtUJI
Oraona for only
tpftO. flptcUl tiatiaiiis
rh OiKftllB tad IM.nntnrl.S.
Srnfl tor mttlsinrm-r frtr. a
crffiil fttrlm--nnt nf1r
1 t.-nw-,whtlhtr yna buy
WIT til Villi IHlkTR
jiW . L . : tasT: . -a. HtaliiitlUsT onm mmw iu wiu-
a-asssaaal l.U.aaa h esll nnrtB
DANIEL F. BEITTT, WiSHINGTOW, NEW JtHStT,
ofStandnrd Hook, many of tliein the best edition
pabllabed. Your choice lent for siaminallon be
fore payaintit, on reasoitnhle evl deuce of good
fnlth, tho bonks to be teinr.ied at my etpenso If
nut satlsd'aclory. Special bargain this month
Now iinblicallous ovory week. Prices lower than
ever before known, ranging from Two Out for
Tennyson s "doc 11 Anion, iinariringed t.argu
Type, to Ulia for the largest and best American
t vciopeitta. Kin soin uy neaiors prices u o low.
(irculnrs free, Mention this paper.
JOH N U. AI.HKN. I'tihltsher, IS Vesey HlN. Y.
.. - . - , with TOOt lloox,
WoatllthWt.W. Y. .
Aaaa. 1t W$
,, X riv.$OOrorBBT
' r "Hj UpRIOHTf t'ot. "laiio.
iiff 1 "Jn.ii,w k Co., Ill
"1 ' aeeaeBeasar
A xvt)i lul prcpuitttum coiu-
iKisoa mostly oi tsscntial oil
rtiamost penetrating Liniment
known. Boconcentratod thata
will Penetrate) to tha very lona.
pain; it will not boh coining.
Back. CraasDS, Tooth-Ache
Limbs or la auy part of the bysterti
Dillns In the Stomach and Bowala
ntnlnnl i Maa Mimill't 1 ima.u, .
vtliu ins aim anu unnncraiun i vuuui.i
Mall In the rapture business with bis shamelee
statements of curu, hoping to escape detection and
Oltlce2 1 Broailway, New York.
J. E. LEMEN,
k AGENTS WANTEOrretanen)
t H la atari' town In the Union
w won me
A lOn. Smoke for 5rf
ItW HAVANA KILLED.
1itlaUer$ saes one prttllt.
Sample lot of dellr.
red to any part ot the
!u.i.nirsi, mno lorour
' terms, eta. SCtl NULL
KKAli. IinUantKllii. In A.
HaTSmokorsI Send usyour address
TEKIIE HAUTK, INDIANA.
A wull-endowed School of Esglneertng. Dprt
iiients: Mechanics, Civil Engineering, C'hetulstrf
and tJrawing. The Worcoster plan. Ample man.
ufacturlng machine shops, laboratories, library,
ciibinet and moduli. Three classes orgaulzud. Ad
dress, t li Sept. 1, 8. S. EARLY, Esq., foc'y.
Alter that (late, 7
rltl'.S'T CII a KLUS O. THOMPSON.
A DVEJtriSEKH by addrossliw GEO. I. KOW
ELL ACO., io Spruce St., New Vorit.cju jeara
the eiact cost of any proposed line ot sdvertlrlng
In American Newspapers. tyi00 pju r.mptilot
AND LACK VITAL ENERGY?
Th. Howard Oalrnnlo Htaleia
vhdIo and Masiiatlo Appli
ances and Utrmsota ar a
I sure cure for Ntrvouilbtl.
Ilr, Parslytls, Hhsamatlsm
of Vital Eosrgy, (.Ir.rwork.
td Brain, Wtok Bsck, Kid
nar, Linr, and Htomaoh
' complaints, and sra adapt
d to EiTHaaHKX. Tbata
verr I litest in
proved, and an
front belts snd all
others, ss they
aetds, ceasing ao
sores, nor Irrita
tion of the skin
oaa bs worn at
work as well aa
rest o nil nntiot
slils to wesrer.
steses of all
la nf iHinellt. Tliosa for KIN ONLY st nnoe reach
the sent ot dlstuse, as ther set direct uiton Nervous,
Muscular, unit (tanemttvs Oentein. siee,llhr restoring
tha ltuiltr which la KleatrlPtlr arnlned from the ss
teui by sices or Indiscretions, they thus In a natural
way overcome the weakness without dnwulng tha atom
anil. They will cure avary eas abort of sti uctnrsl de-
generntion, anu we ars prsparea 10 lurnisn ma mos
mphatlft ami abuilnte pnaif to support our claims.
lllusirnteii I'niupniet rree.or sent aeuiea tor ne uotiaaw,
CcninlUtlca 1 AMERICAN QALVANIO CO.
frii k Invito I 3 1 1 N. 0th St.. St. Louli.ar-
A Now and Complete Ilotal. frtnUig on l"vt
Hecoud ana natiroau oire.n,
Tho t'sssetilicr Depot or the Chicago, HI. Looli
and .sew Orleans: Illluols Central i Wabash, Ml.
Louis and 1'arlAci Iron Mountain and Houtheraj
Mobllu and Oblot Cairo ana HI. Louis Ktuwaye
are all Jnst across the treat ; whll th Htesmboal
Landing Is lint on square distant.
This Hotel II hsatad by steam, ha steam.
Laundry, llvdraullo Elevator, Kleclrlr Call Uslli.
Anlomatle Fire-Alarmi, Baths, absolutely pure ait,
pnrtect sewerage and complete appolntmenta.
Huusrb rnrnithlng; perfect Mr vie j and aa ia
U P. VAHKKU At CO. Lm
k 'If J1VV
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