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Chicagoan Goes Up Into the Air So He Can Worry C HICAGO.-Policeman Sack was sauntering along toward La Salle and Erie streets, swinging his club by the cord and executing fancy figures there with, when he spied a citizen perched in the crosstrees of a telegraph pole. ."Come down out o' that," com manded Sack. "I can't," was the reply. "My wife OME DOW spent $5 for a bottle of perfume and OUT O I must have time to think it over." " "Who are you and what are you doin' up there?" "My name is Thomas York and rm worrying up here," replied the man up the pole. "Say," called Sack, "somebody is nutty around here, an' I'm layin' ten to six it ain't me. What in the name of common sense is the matter withyou anyway?" 'Tm despondent. I been married three days, an' " "Oh." said the policeman. "Come on down. I didn't get you at first. I'm a friend o' yours. Le's tell it to the lieutenant." York slid down and with his new-found confessor he proceeded to the Chicago avenue police station. "I was married three days ago," he repeated to the lieutenant. "I brought home my first week's wages on Saturdany. It was $20. My wife went out and bought herself a bottle of p(erfumne for $5 and a pair of silk stockings for $6 and then she beat it. She said she couldn't live on my wages." "Sure, but why the top of the pole?" asked the lieutenant. "I wanted to worry," said York. "I can't worry if people bother me. I gotta keep my mind on the job. So I went up on the pole where I could worry in peace. But it's no use." Chicago Aristocrat Becomes Hobo and Is Ostracized C HICAGO.-Ninevah, the sapphire aristocrat among the peacocks of Lincoln park, is now an outcast among his fellows. Ninevah forgot his ancient lineage traced back to Alexandria, back to Tyre, and 50 of their ancestors, it is recorded, had been wont to glide majestically about the couch of Ra .ý . - Y j meses I as he took his siesta. At * Wjf' twilight he glided out of the park and 7, €, sought out the roof of a garage for his perch. Ilaving tasted of forbidden democ racy he plunged into a wild round of dissipation, leaping and scrambling about the chimneys, trailing his ef fulgence through alleys and up and S. .. . ". " down over fences. Crowds pursued him, hurling sticks and trying to cap ture him. The park guards, hearing of the scandal, rushed to the scene in time to join Ninevah's pursuit across the car tracks and to the base of a tree in which he roosted. One of the guards, a trained peacock hunter, $hed camp under the tree to await Ninevah's return to reason. Thus chaperoned, Ninevah fell asleep. The guard, after seeing that the noit was tucked in, left. When he returned, NineVah had gone. "Yes." 'evah was traced to another lair and shooed back into the park. And "Fasten )agedy began. Alone, Ninevah walked to,the gardens. Other pea pilot.L" 1w out raucous cries at him or turned in petulant gsandeur from "Yes." He was an outcast, and in vain he reared his tall. Shunned by "*ph whose proud and arrogant name he had dragged over the roof "Y . through the alleys, Ninevah sought lonely refuge in an isolated tree. Milwaukee Men Are Touchy About Their Figures MILWAUKEE.-"Touchy," "pernickity," "finicky," otherwise oversensitive, are terms which mernmlers of the Milwaukee Custom Cutters' club apply to men-but they always do so under their breaths. The monthly meeting of the club at the Pfister hotel, after transacting routine business and LL watching technical demonstrations, You WIOW fell into a discussion of the problem )R of cutting clothes. eow "It is true, as Mr. Ema says, that ninety-five per cent of the men are de formed in some way," said William F. Anger, president of the club, "but we daren't tell them that. "Men are just as touchy as wom a about their figures. Sometimes I think they are more so. And the higher the class of trade, the more sensitive they become. I never mention deformations when taking a man's measurements. But sometimes I forget myself and mutter, 'Low on the left side,' or 'Flat-seated,' or 'Bow-legged.' The customer is likely to flare up in such cases and ask me if I mean he is a cripple. Some of them even threaten to walk out. But after those mo ments of self-forgetfulness I manage to restore their confidence. For without confidence a tallor might just as well take down his sign." Mr. Anger said that he got around the difficulty by labeling physical defects with numbers and calling off "One, two," or some indicator of the deformation. Another tailor said that he took his pad and got behind the customer and noted what defects he would have to allow for. Gotham Beaus Soon Will Be Seen Wearing Muffs EW YORK--Having lived through the infantile paralysis and strike stages and the wrist-watch epoch, now it is-yes, it is-muffs for men that we are about to be let in for. Yesslr, cute little muffs, some of ermine, some of raccoon and some of-er---skunk will 9 "What Well Dressed Men Are Wear ing." George Arllss, the actor, promises SI that he will soon appear In a muff. It was several weeks ago that some * tdecreer of fashions told the world the winter would be marked by muffs for lmen. And now they are on sale in several holty-tolty haberdasheries. The men who haberdash to the Broadway Beau Brummels feel certain that the innovation will prove popular. Tony, the famous Times square pickpocket, is thrilled by the news. "It will make the work of us dips much easier," he said. With the coming of the muffs there will be no more walking sticks on Broadway, it is predicted. For one cannot carry one's cane when one's hands are Incased in a circlet of fur. Another recent Broadway idea that has aroused much interest among those who have little to think about is to fasten a diamond scarfpin on to the northeast corner of the wing of a big, black silk or satin bow tie. Any person who wants to give more than one diamond scarfpin an airing may put a headlight on each wing. One of the thatrical contingent brought out the diamond-on-thewing style. He wore the interrogation-point style of bauble, and the very next day another man appeared in front of the Claridge wearing diamonds on both wings of his tie. giving him a regular port and starboard look. Three pins to the tie may develop very soon, for the Maiden Lane authorities say the style in scarfpins changes frequently and suddenly. POSTSCRIPTS United States yearly imports 500,000 Mrds Gen. W. A. Hardy of Oklahoma City is one hundred and two years old. The United States is the world's greatest importer of hides and skins despite the fact that it raises more cat tle than any other nation except Indi. More than 60 feet of tin tubing, filled with peas, s ed by an Dhglish in sa ter atos e the scratching e nd m iamb me- ..~ Australia is contemplating the con struction of a harbor at the mouth of the Murray river that may create a port rivaling Sidney in importance. A German scientist has invented a process using superheated steam for treating sewage sludge to remove its fatty acids and increase its value as fertilizer. A patent has been granted for a co. bination ball and roller bearing in which the balls automatically compen sate the variations in the diameter of the rollhr. The Pay Envelope ti (Copyright. ISS, by W. G. Chapman.) fi Rodney Driscoll, searching in his s pockets for a stray dime or nickel, a found only a penny, gave it an angry fling Into the gutter and then sent an envelope filled with several foldeda sheets of paper after it. "That for the high and lofty set of n recommendations !" he growled. "I'Tln down and out and I'll never get up or in again to need those." Then he no ticed an acquaintance coming along, p buttonholed him, borrowed half a dol- e' lar andl made for the nearest saloon. Vance Denslow, clear of eye, neat of attire, not even a penny in his pocket, ('ane along, noticed the envelope, picked it up and became interested in readling the half-dozen odd recom mendations covering the ability, effi- u clency and integrity of Itodney Dris coll in another city. The finder of the same smiled wryly. lie had no rec- a iclllllendationls. for lie had come from a farm. and without such he had been turnied dotwln at every place he had ap plied fo ,. ,ork. "The very thing-reconmmendationis galore " he Iusted. "If I only dared f' to use them ll! Yet Ier' they are, use less. Shall I set them to work, Iissume l this ratlher well-looking name. Rodney a I riscoll-and call a clheck on half- 0 starvation?" Six imontho s previous Rodney Dris- a coll. leaving a sister and a tiancee he hindl him. hadi come from another city antd had secured a good position on h S Sent an Envelope it. the strength of his recommendations. : He had fallen In with a fast set, got t to drinking, lost his first position, y found another, lost that, and his am bition and sense of honor as well, and was practically a vagabond at date. He was taking a risk, but he also was penniless. lie smiled at the oddity of his situation. Then he reflected grave ly. He decided. Before noon, as Rodney Driscoll, and backed by the recommendations he had picked out of the gutter, he i had been employed by Waltham & Co., brokers, at a salary of twelve dollars a week. The recommendations v had done it. Ills bright energetic ways enforced this influence and on thi first of the next month his pay e Senvelope read: "Fifteen dollars." Everybody knew him as Driscoll. Luckily he had no friends in the city t and the deception was not probed.w this. Two months atfter being employed by Waltham & Co. the senior partner 1 called him into his private office, com- I menniled his general diligence as to aof neat profitable investment he had turned for the house he and gave him the post of office manager. The very noonay after Drscoll wasoll, called Into the outer office. A young man handed him the card of a localns collection agency. "What's this for?" inquired Denslow. "You'd ought to know, Mr. Drlscoll," was the reply. "You've been on our books long enough. You skipped from your last employment and we've just located you. We have eight claims for unpaid bills aggregating one hundred aind forty dollars. You've got to pay, I or we'll notify your boss and garni- t shee your pay." "H'm !" uttered Denslow dryly. And again. "H'm !" lls sin had found him out! Here I was the penalty of duplicity. Dens- I low winced. lie thought quick. He was getting fifty dollars a week. Could he afford to pay the debts of the man 'hose identity and recommendations I hi. had appropriated? "See here," he said. "how would twelwe weekly payments do you?" "Fine'" promptly responded the col lector. "only, don't do as you did be fore-fall down on the contract. We're bound to get you in the end." "It'm!" quizzically smiled Denslow, andidpaid the first Installment. When the last installment came due I it was another collector who called 4 for the final payment. He explained that his predecessor had left the col lection agency. Hl e regarded Denslow with n queer smile as he gave him the receipt. Then he whispered in his ear: "What's the answer?" "To what?" propounded Denslow. "You're not Rodney Driscoll." "Eh! What? Why do you say that?' inquired the staggered Denslow. '-Because I know for sure. I used to collect of you a year ago. before we lost you." "Suppose I'm doing an act of kind ness?' ventured Denslow. "Oh. It's your business, of course," replied the collector aIrily. "Only th're'p another person as much inter ested in this mystery a I am." 'Iqs't i° f haleeed the ol lector. "-wo eb~ rested?"' "Th. res l Y Driscoll." "H'm r P enaaow, wrestling with this u and all at sea. "Last # hi·i ned the collector, "the old tlascoll I knew came into odS, `hiS seedy and-re formed" "Was -'W: s .me, then? asked Denslow. "Once. '#got nobly over it, though., $g. . ed his heart to us. Been dismil3g'tfor a year. Saw a .friend die Y,4lbum tremens and got scared. '~Wllukitng of his girl and a sister ai,uam ashamed. He came to us squae, "5d no money nor a job, but aug,lr: 'I owe you money and I've .ae the sneak. Give me a chance. if I g a jbb you won't hound me out of i if I pcy you what I can squeeze out tp end of the week?," "And yeo Md him?" "Not if e: only a dime a month, provided I'1 regular and you're in earnest." "So?" "He left hls -ddress and wenaaway." "Give me that address, will you? "Sure." "And forget. there are two Rodney Driscolls till I get the muddle cleared up." "Surest thing you know! You see. I didn't let him know his claims were all settled up. I scented a mystery. That's why I came to you this time. I'm mum till you give the word." "Thanks." Denslow saw the man whose name and recommendatlons he had stolen for the Arst time that night. lie snw him purposely at a distance, studied him. inquired about him. Yes, to all appearances Rodney Driscoll had cut out his wild ways. "I'll think it over for a day or so and then do the right thing." mused fl,eelow. The "right thing" Was forced on him the next day. The senior partner of the firm sent for him the next day. "Driscoll." he said. "our treasurer has resigned and I have appointed you acting treasurer. You will sign the vouchers and checks 'Rodney Driscoll Acting Treasurer,' after this." "But that isn't my name," pro nounced Denslow bhluntly. It was one thing to masquerade under a false name, but quite another to employ it officially. "Not your name?" exclaimed the as tomunded business man. "No, sir. It's up to me to make open confession. Please listen," and out came the whole story. The senior partner stared, then he' I:ughled. Then he looked impressed, as Denslow pleaded: "Help me put this poor fellow I've robbed on to his feet. won't you, please?' And he was so wluable. and humane. anl earnest that he had his own way. lie visited Driscoll and explained. He gave him a position in the office. He reassumed his own name and his friend ly business associates voted his career a success, though novel. After that Driscoll got a regular pay envelope and braced right up. At the end of a year the two went together to visit Driscoll's fiancee, Rose Mayhew, and his sister, Eunice, in his home city. They had long since been apprized of the grand friend Rodney had found. Before they returned from their vaca tion Denslow said to Eunice one day: "Miss Driscoll, I once changed my name, as you know, and good came of it. If you will consent to change yours, I will guarantee love and hap piness." And Eunice did. Word to the New Woman. She will not heed it. She is too busy. The little tablet on her desk is scribbled full of tasks for tomorrow. If she can hold herself to that stren uous schedule, she will rise at seven. follow up her shower bath with cor rective dancing to the victrola, thereby effectively arousing the rest of the household, devote the forenoon to cul ture (not with a K), the afternoon to Red Cross benevolence (with a bee), speak at a suffrage meeting in the eve ning and read the Boston Transcript before she goes to bed. There Is a lack of romance in this program, hbut the New Woman is not dependent on romance. "Be not idle, and you shall I not be longing." There is, however, a "memo. pad" on record with the entry by date and hour, set in the midst of other sundries: "Marry Mr. IL" Contributors' Club, in the Atlantic. The only profane "authorities" that Catches Cold in His Wooden Legs. an honest, mortal medical man should recognize are facts and truth that are verifiable in more than one way. The susceptibility of human kind to ac cept a dictatorial statement as correct is very great. Tell a medical student that one of the causes of a "cold" is a contagious microbe and he will al most surely fix it in his thoughts as the only cause. Doctor Osier often told his students and patients to keep their feet dry and thus be free from "colds." Upon one of these occasions a beggar at a clinic in the hospital called out: "You're wrong, doctor. I have 'colds' every season and have two wooden legs." Ship Pollen of Plants. The shipment of whole plants for breeding or experimental purposes, with the attendant danger of carrying plant diseases and insect pests, can be obviated In many cases by shipping only the pollen from such plants. Pol len from dttrxa trees has been sent In cold storage from Florida to California and recently a shipment was success fully made from Washington, D. C., to Japan. The anthers were sealed In glass tubes from which the air was exhausted. Some of the tubes after the exhaumlon of the air were dried with sulphurei said. OnMeded Plan. "There's really no necessity for man and wife to qearrel," said Mrs. Patter. "We naevpr haave any words in the house. When I feel tired and Irritable. I wear a eCardinal-colored ribbon, and then Mr. SttCr lets me have my own way, am treat him just the same as usual." 0h-h I" exclaimed her frend, I wemered why you'd been wewra rla much lately. That ex p3at ,Vs SILO ON EVERY FARM MOST ESSENTIAL IMPORTANT PART OF FARM IMPROVEMENT. A silo Is one of the most essential things on the farm. You may think you can't afford a silo but you can't afford to be without one. A silo should he a part of the permanent improve ments on every farm. There is no doubt as to its advantages. It is es sential for the economical feeding of live stock, and especially for the profit able production of beef and milk. The results of hundreds of feeding experi ments conducted in the past ten years o\itlh silage as a part of the ration give proof of its great value to the farmer. A great many of our old methods are wasteful. There will always be more or less of the corn crop shocked in the field, but corn left exposed to the '\eathler loses from 25 to 30 per cent of its feeding value. \hy waste the croip after you have grown it, when you can put it in a silo and preserve it with il it sull'ulence? The silo combines more good things. pnltingll to greater profits, than any other building on the farm. There is very little loss in feeding silage. When you feed the fodder to the cattle, there is a great deal of loss. Cattle refuse to eat the stalks and they are wasted. The acids and the juices in the si lage aid digestion and help the stock utilize other feeds such as oat straw and other cheap roughage. One of the good things about the silo is that any hf lth foir:lage crops properly siloed make good feed; but corn is the best crop for the silo. The silo is usually filled at the slack season of the year. In building a silo the essential point Is to have it airtight. T. E. Woodward AID COTTON . GROWERS Great Economic Importancb of Grading Product. United States Department of Agricul ture Loans Sets of Official Stand ards to County Agents for Use of Planters. (Prepared by the United States Depart ment of Agriculture.) An effort to bring the great econo mic importance of cotton grading to the attention of growers of the fiber, and to make it possible for them to fa miliarize themselves with grading pro cedure, is being made by the office of markets and rural organization of the U. S. department of agriculture through the placing of sets of practi cal forms of the official cotton stand ards of the United States in the hands of county agents in the cotton produc ing regions. Heretofore, sets of the cotton standards have been furnished chiefly to cotton exchanges where they are used in the larger marketing opera tions. The use of the standards in in dividual marketing by farmers is of marked economic advantage, however, and the present stef is being taken by the department In the hope of ex tending this practice. To secure the forms, county agents must give satis factory assurances that they will keep the sets in a place accessible to cotton growers. in the care of a competent custodian who does not profit directly from trading in cotton. More than sixty sets of the practical forms of the standards already have been shipped 'to county agents. It is expected that more than 1(0 will soon he placed in this way. Each set of the practical forms consists of the nine grades of white cotton. The sets re mtain the property of the United States government. Iu arranging for the keeping of the standards in the counties the office of markets and rural organization has approved such agencies as banks, chambers of commerce, boards of I trade, stores whose proprietors do no trade In cotton, etc. The official cotton standards of the United States are used by practically every important spot market and ex change In the South, andPit is the de - sire of tie cotton specialists of the department of agriculture that the Future Breeding Pens. Plan your future breeding pens. Do the work carefully, and have a good reason every time you pick out a bird. Not Enough Silos. There are a number of good silos being put up all over the country, but the number is not large enough. Asparagus Preferred. Where plants aure to remIp, many prefer sowing asparaus seed to other wago of the lairvy Division In United States (Farmers' Bulletin 55O), furnishes 12 good rea:sons why every farmer slould have a silo. Everyone of them touches some spot of vital importance: Twelve Silo Reasons. 1. More feed can be stored In a giv en space in the form of silage than in the form of fodder or hay. 2. There is a smaller loss of food material when a crop Is made into si lange, than when cured as fodder or hay. :. Corn silage is a better feed than corn fodder. 4. An acre of corn can be placed In the silo at less cost than the same area can he husked and shredded. 5. Crops can be put in the silo dur ing weather that could not be utilized in making hay or curing fodder. 6. More stock can be kept on a giv en area of land when silage Is the basis of the ration. 7. There is less waste In feeding si Inge than in feeding fodder. Good si lage properly fed is all consumed. S. Silage is very palatable. 9. Silage, like other succulent feeds, has a beneficial effect upon the diges tive organlas. 10. Silage is the cheapest and best form in which a succulent feed can be provided for winter use. 11. Silage can be used for supple uent ina pasture more economically than can soiling crops, because it re quires less labor, and silage is more palatable. 12. Converting the corn crop into si lage cleans the land and leaves it ready for another crop. sales and purchases of cotton from the time it leaves the farmer's hands un til it reaches these larger markets also shall be conducted on the basis of the standards. It is believed that the presence of a set of the practical forms in each county, where farmers may examine and become familiar with them, will be a valuable educative force in grading and will tend to bring about the substitution of methods of more exact classification in place of the approximations to grades now often employed in gin, street and ware house sales. With the forms of the standards In easy reach for examination and com parison and the published reports of grade prices in the nearest Important spot market available through daily papers, It should be possible for grow ers to arrive at a reasonably close val uation of a given grade of cotton. It is expected that some county agents will figure the local valuations from day to day for the different grades, tak ing into consideration the cost of han dling cotton to the nearby spot mar ket, and will bulletin the figures. The office of markets anti rural organiza tion will furnish such county agents from time to time quotations on the various official grades from the near est important spot market, as well as from all the spot markets designated under the Cotton Futures Act SAVE STEPS IN CULTIVATING Enough Labor Wasted in One Season to Buy Two-Horse Cultivator Matter is Easy to Figure. Professor Massey says: "The man who walks across the fields four times, or even two times to cultivate each row of corn or cotton, wastes enough labor in one season, if he has a crop of any size, to pay for a two-horse cul tivator." If you doubt this statement Just take an hour off and figure it out with your pencil and paper. RENEW OLD STRAWBERRY BED Mow Foliage, Rake or Burn It Off Hoe or Plow All but Narrow Strip for Planta. The old strawberry bed may he te newed by mowing the follage, raking it off or burning it quickly on the bed, then hoeing out or plowing all but a strip about one foot wide, and letting the new plants take the space. Swat Disease Breeders. Weeds, manure piles, old tin cans, filthy closet vaults, are all disease breeders. Swat all of them. Neutralizing Acidity. Caustic lime is nearly twice as e fective as ground limestone in neutral izing acidity in soils.L Breed Cows for Butter. If you are making butter or sellig cream, be sure yer ows are bred o, that ean LIKE PIECE OF FAIRYLAND Remarkable Cavern, Kmewn as Shat tuck Cave, Discovered When Miner Sets Off Blast. A blast in the 8hattuck mine Ia Arizona, set for the purpose of bring Ing down ore, was responsible for the discovery of a remarkable cavern, now known as Shattuck Cave, which has yielded unusual mineral specimens, some of the finest of which have been added to the collection at the Michigan College of Mines. When the miner who had been work. ing in that part of the 300-foot level returned with the night shift he found a great opening that reached farther than his light could penetrate. Look ing upward, he could see tiny lights flashing, and, in the belief that they were stars, he ran back to the shaft and declared that he had blasted a hole clear through the surface. On investigating the mine offlciat found that the blast had opened a great circular cavern 345 feet in diam eter and 175 feet high, which seemed like a piece of fairyland. On the ooL myriads of crystals reflected the II ts from the miners' lamp. The walls the roof and the floor were covered Jith great clusters of crystals, and ne the center of the cavern a mass of alas tites. 40 feet long, hung from tle ceil ing like a great chandelier. For the most part the crystals were pure white, but in places where the filtering waters had contained iron and copper great transparent stalactlte, and stalagmites, some ruby red, eth ers a clear emerald green or azure blue, added to the beauty of the scene. -Argonaut. APHORISMS OF GREAT MAN Trite Sayings of Napoleon Have Been Collected and Classified, and Are Worth Attention. Among the Frenchmen who have contributed to gnomic literature is Na poleon: "Adversity is the midwife of genius." "Love is folly committed by two." "It is imagination which loses battles." "A good philosopher makes a bad citizen." "The man the least free is the man bound to party." These and several hundred other of his truths and half-truths were collected and classified by Jules Bertaut. They have been translated by H. E. Law and C. L. Rhoades as "Napoleon: In His Own Words." The collection does not pretend to be complete nor to add any thing new, but it is sufficient to mirror the man of action in a striking way. The aphorisms, of course, lack con sistency and continuity, because Na poleon had no profound moral convic tions. He was no philosopher nor a publicist seeking to mold events by political reason. He was a man of ac tion, who spoke for the immediate ef fect which his words might accomplish -a Roman Catholic in France and a Mohammedan in Egypt. "Simpletons talk of the past, wise men of the pres ent, and fools of the future." The translations are good, but many a read er would like to have the date, chap ter and verse cited; for half the sig nlficance of a saying oftep lies in the occasion on which it was uttered. Might Move Some Time. Being economical is an excellent vii' tue, but old Skinflint had practiced this quality to such an extent that with him it had become almost a vice. His wife was sometimes driven almost to the verge of distraction by his meanness. The climax came when they moved in to a new house. When old Skinflint was out his wife thought she would re paper the walls of the drawing room so as to make it look attractive and pretty. But when Skinflint saw it he nearly had a fit. "I don't dislike the pattern or the color," he gasped, purple in the face with rage, "but I do object to the way you have put it on. You extravagant woman," he cried, "how dare you paste it on?" "Why, how else could I have done it?" meekly answered his wife. "How else?" he retorted. "You should Shave tacked it oa. You don't suppose we shall always live in this house, do you ?" Realize the Good You Desire. He who knows the spirit of law is not forced to stand powerless in an gulsh of heart before wasting sick ness. Strive with all the power within you (and it is great if you but recog nlze It) to break down the walls _ belief that any evil can dominate yoe Cast out the error that stands tween you and the greatest good you desire. As surely as the sunlight of day melts into the purple twilight of evening, so surely do you strike sturdy, determined blows against the prison walls of delusion and false belief. Not a pain but will vanish when the wise tongue gives it the lie. Not a misoc" tune but will give place to peace and joy when the wise tongue speaks truth concerning it-Unity. Popularity. The definition of popularity as giveu by a salesman in a large music shop is one that may be applied to other things besides songs. "Is this a popular song?" asked a young woman, holding up a sheet of music brilliantly decorated In red and green. "Well, no, miss," said the salesman, assuming a judicial air, "I can't say It is, as yet. Of course, lots of people are singing it, and everybody likes it, but nobody's got tired enough of it yet for it to be what you'd call a popular song,. miss." According to Agreement "Didn't you say 'satisfaction guaran teed'?" "Yes," replied the suave salesman. "But we didn't say whose. Our satis faction with the transaction is enqual fled." Well Met. "I'm thinking of going into the p0a. try business." Then I'm the very man you want to meet. I can supply your needs. I' thinking of going out of the poultry hbuMae."-LooIeile Coier-JeraL