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PLENTY TO EAT BUT NO APPETITE Tennessee Farmer Says He Came Near Being Knocked Out Last Summer. HAS GAINED 25 POUNDS "TV's Tanlac Just Took Right Hold of Mr and Put Me on My Feet," He Says--Is Strong and Well and Don't Mind Work Now. "1 l' m . 's- ur l uI rli:a0 ln , e' l .tio 1 . li. %' "(11. no or i t ),if* :i'I. r r:1 k I'r _ ur t t, llb ,. of '1 r ,l'. ' I 1 .1 . _, n 11ed 1 n :,- u I 1ir'ptg l l,,-r. i 'rt 11l i r \ 1N , ; o- It r .- artlrol'r. "T'1 hor iI,:1r' \ ;!-h I. I i1. I nI t:1 te 1:Iý 'i I t n Tilal h IranI , ' :ullrlllll'r. :ral] it 1':.nam ' pre tt lii .." 'l king II'm outII" lntill l 1g l r \ ' -. "It \%':1 ý1 . n, hing Ilk. ' tih r lu . It l' liii jrll I th* m11' 4ri"'h ln t u.nlintI. [ ptl: k.111 ,, luirnh: r I' tri,1 I t, ;.o. ; ,lt' . Ithl, uli -nrl I t ,' hun.n tl . \ V,1 lh:.r1 Ir'tty neI. lr l. vintll tit 1:ttl . bi'r n.t111inke Int't*i rl vht., : 1 I luit r . itn :1:I rruht Lrnidou Trltic n h:i't dl l ani %th. iini. 1n p:,un i rtl'. dniti k'ptIt falling off untill I rt dIwMn to wherel: I only 'r ighd your :It, Posllnliblitie. " rmn now hai ik to my ri'egIul l-c'ht nght t. and feel ftront: nut well. My a111 't iti s st i ly in' n\. a11 n I d n't mind Iny .ork. 'rhi Tm11i11 just tfook r -u taking it. ii t ntr ai ia l il. :.1i .w I.e i that i 1n1 h ile n did t 1usti ' I ..l,'eep fin(' now, 1,-h. 711111 wI n11 unt n 'ry ,1s like, I w:1-:. Even th, h|:lrlin'l of the do1g' lit night doli 's llot \w llko nu' ulp. " I n i ,ve'r ht llh\ ow it m I d'uli 'in c o l Id ho` mladel that X'41ouhl (in anybody :t+ mlul "h ge m utl l' T :I nI eI ha, dlone' tin . rind I \% 11nt to rv'romunl wndt it to :anylodly who1 ha4 .su''r*'dl with the srlt' trm hli" I Ioc( ." Trh.r is, as TII nie dIl a(', ler in your townt.-Adv. Its Possibilities. "II 'er an} till, h r. I'rued a c ns ( all lho'in tiell I I \ountr%" "o( eof url . \\hi I. 1 10 4 :uI'6 ' "l1-e':lnise it ,ublIt ito ': -y for it to 1 '1' t ( *l *: f:'l l'lnut'l-.1' To Drive Out Malaria And Build Up The System Take the Old Standard GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking, as the formula is printed on every label, showing at is Quinine and hIon in a tasteless form. The Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron builds up the system. 5o cents. How Animals Feed. "f h' 5l44irr4'l ':4rl'. it h.d i4 iI ts ,IIt, 'li It by Wil'an 111 its IlawsV , \while' SiL' .('l hant uIi " it, rlll k. "l'h11" . ir'tl t. ;t4l( rit tl'r :tl.1 t,4)t11l '11ll4oy hth 'ir Ii l gTI's, blut pitdlher," rll lstict:i'l ' tlhir 1o11d 11 Ith h lrly jtiwS. I4Ih' 1-:1'r1 1ill:Ir 4i* prlli vi1ded wi. h .:1n - ,,lge.. j i'vs. :tm ll ist , h u t .,t \o %ell that ,v ry ha 1 I nh' ,', 'lluullq atI last thre , inl .. hli . f % weight ill fl'o... 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I II4 ,iI 4l 4 ,' ' 4I: S". iU T o\ 11 " For Building Up Quickly probably the very best food you can select is j1 Grape-Nuts. It contains the mineral salts and energy values-all the nutriment of whole wheat and barley - digests easily and quickly. and the flavor is delicious. "There' a Reason" for Grape-Nuts Combats Work of Agitators Among Foreigners N N :\ Y1 ( K.-"r. "'I. I . rh /.:1 i a: little \w.mn:n ilth a grVi1lt g I4i' " '1"11N Tlhreat 1 r r" we' ny ml t i .tl r'tI .ry to .M1rs. MI:lriilln K. (';)rk; . cI r 'hi"f ini3 T , r o It Ii i IT r,! 3 I i" il tr'hies 44li i1ll4lliur:4tl3 n .. ih , i . 1 in a t tinl thI e 'i rea ntI: S ra l: . . n in ':rr'yin:: tto.' a -i irini - ') , .. I.. . I I . : l \\ i N ill I l int.r ) f Irt ' iih. ,to the, .re :t c lnii...e of /13 } i Inul n ýttetc4 of .the co4r3 l Euro 1,.< <1k' \# r Ia ho. I. \1,7 ho II te wife of Q ¶ .ý {r1i: Ia p ro sie ll 'hil:lr ,lp.hi:ili, is proltr hl: i. .Iw ;i. ..° th1 v,,::! I " \ . a w rikilanViI l n ill Il\ li;. :niI it is :if to say \witho t lan actual E lu , Sic' 1 tl h I. -i tX *'!ll ] VI ,, ' f :I ;til ' l.lll' i inl i ll, I .i'go ' rnillle4 I .t of h,., 'i ,I0;1 si t., '.'.h:i l lpro,, , .l \"."r w r ,w,\It "';,-tle in { ':rop.'. Ml r'. ':tr1 ..; kit- Io.' n. I \o : '. 'iL,.1 'ou ,,i:l ;. \\i;l :l r'_n!l: : Job. iandl she is Iiate.' 14hil nili thiuat \ u sholi l 4.!I it lvii. ihn.:. .1. Ishe lie,\, that this is th, iT,1 t ,f II, h a:y in \\hlllh ' ei. 1:11 at riO'1''i t serl'' tii uI l ou tFry. In h. r n rk rig' :-,a ilillng Air-. ('lark -lit, tr:iv,,ls from 11ll1' groat ihdll~tril ('.11.'l1'11 .11 :I .hr.lll:il b'. "lili rl-i' hN Iliwm ll \hoi \\work in thllel f:rtories and L s|ll"r iug thla lIha: if they g.i quietly sloullt their bi1'1iness nlll d414 not engalge Ito any unlawful I4ts otr take palrt in gathlrilings whsll intelllt 1; hoStil'e to this coluntry they will he erntirely safe auni free', froimn governmental miolestaltil4on. "'lfor, he,\il fIered pe'.opleh." saill Mrs. I'iirdeIl.. "it is necesslary thallt O.' should reach the'lli ltbefore the naitator'. tlt. Thesi'e foreign lien and w\Il4nlill need mi!eone to tell t thiIm iln their own lInlul:lg exactly what the 1presIe.lt said in hi ili sm i e. .Ali4 It is nlr'cess:iy tha:t they shouild Ihe approached byit IpersonsI whio Ili. l'r3tlnld n)it lonlly thei Ilanguatlge' but the ploint of view of tihe Luro, i tint ' peasail nt. "N..r is It only for their sa:l thIt tl he statme industrial eonlmtisslon : n'lldiitg ut fr1omll o4lll4 gr'eat pihlltt to another toci addressiQ these men In friend,:; fashion,. It i equally i llportanlt to thlis co'untry. There are agtitators here froml their own o('lluntries who woulIll incite thiein to engage In undertakings that illight causle untold harml inl t he 'Unlited Stattes." Famous Horse's Last Days to Be Spent in Ease S T. .llOS. MO.--('hief, the sorrel 1ho.re, driven for mainy years by Fire 'hieif Swlngley lbefore the nutn4lllllll4 hca' l4lrne the modern fire vehicle, is asslured of a grlassy pllisture and notihilng tot do but eat as long as he lives. For several years Chief has been pensioned by the city and was given. his freeIdoml in a pnlsture on (ChesleyC ilannd. lRecently ('Cmptroller Nolte re-nteud thelil 11:nel farm tio Earl WV. .Tones. Theln No.lfe, fi,d the problelii of -wha t to do with Chief. Nolt'e wnt too the, Islindl to bring han(ck tihe' city stock alnll 4equipmeiilnnt nolt ipurchneIi l by .J4nes.. Theilt subject of 6 '/ Chief's pllturane w11as thlle last sublhjectt lbrought up. "l.otlt\ theli old horse he-re anil1 I will keep hhi3 free of cost too the city as lone as I live on the island." Jones told Nolit. Iis offe'r was accepted inmledllhieily and the sentimental problem wa- s oled. ('hihef Swi.glevy boughiit Chief In 194l at the Naitionail stock yards in'East St. L.ouisit ndl 1h4 leiame the olticia(il uilggy holrse for the chief. He galloped to all fire4- with C'hief Swingley finr 14 years andl was sent to the pasture about eight years ago. The fire 'chief n-ver had an nccident on the way to and from fires while Chief was pulllin his buggy. Chief absolutely refused to collide with a street car and ieither stoppe'd or brat the car across the crossing. Chief Swingley frequently went to a theater. When a fire alarm sounded his driver would drive' to the theater and stop. Chief. apparently knowing his master was inside, would whinny and the chief invariably answered promptly. Chief was turned loose at fires and loafed about all night, if necessary, but never did he leave until Chief Swingley returned to the buggy. Cat an Incorrigible "Nighthawk," Says Woman AILTINf)IE.--Amnong the things which the memblers of the joint committee Sonr police~ und jail of theit city (otuncil learned about cats recently, when a publici hearing was given on aen ordinance to tax cuts., as that it is as irlmpossible to keep It cat in at night - / Is~ it is to, keep irn i nlman. Miss Mary VO shearer cr the Society for the Pre Sventiorn of ('ruelty to Animals made this statement. It was in reply to ()O statements by some men who favored - i the eordinalnce that (ats should be kept r/ in at night and not pernnitted to keep tilthe ppulllle lawalke. SSiiiine of the knowledge obtained l t.- ey lh, comamntittee wits i- ('cnts howl at night and keep peo plet awake. bPestroya gardlens. P'lay with r:its ilnstea of entehiilg them. IigC se.ids out of galrdlenis i< fast Is they are planted. Kill birds. 'arry gertils ndiil pread disease. The lad.es \li ho dleefeindotd the rights of the "tablejes." however, did not see things in the saniiie light s the liten who urged a favorable report on lithe orlinitnce. Miss Nllie ('. \'illian iaiil ,rtnils h:\ve no miore atfetion for the fur on the lack If a cat than they have for the mustache of a rlmarL "You wculdl not put ti cllar ad in tag on a lIan's neck b'eLause he orW a mustache, would 31ctu?" It see.ted that tihe several slire, wnViton who were present all want ed to sly somethingl in deen'e of th li, rihts of the felineis. Woman Thinks Running Elevator Is "Great Fun" B I 'Fi".\l.1I).-- ion' I cr \tl., t'nt. 1:::l hta i\e a: rile. Sheli einjoys riin Sni, i it ilin-lll, . :1n1 c h . l, ,-': I. I I be in ' ljob for llrnny nll, nths to t-t ,.I It \i, ai Ih.: ii i l, '!i :Ind " lit your turn. We, will inow introliduce :111 T.1,1\:li, tl l flll i !'lr ll` 1i' fir-'h.lic ' ,b'\: i1. illM : iri.- . ti. il' irt' \ ou n ;, in eleintler oel-ieCri . ,he r n tr s Ih elccitic eli' tier iti the tiei, (Ull.aiti:oie. If buil in IIi Pearl ',eet. 'l..o l ..ite, St. , * v I'aul's churh. " v ii "It'.- a : fi i i " m idt tlr<. T' rref! - l lhlnlin_ the 'rIu dti I r e tr. T r: 1 lllll- re 1-- r h ! . 1, -o ;ll. h ,! I l ,l 1 ,-i l 1'1t I, I1.,, : lh t-c , eI ? - fr It i :I . el !l.n. i .cl il:iitelin :cll -.n " thh it 't nl it !rlinl . F'ir1 1 fl,",'r It I t-. , I-i :.i a; I t.'\\ liil!n t,5 tIe I, irnt. :ati t te. it. - r i'l t ti l tie, l: 1:..'r' ' t, i 1i' l ! , - :t l il rlnt'1" an el.c vatelr i< a i'leas nt ser't aitln- lit 'le lt,.r- \ \, .P: lla tli.h i- ac be-itntell r ll t it. I koiw\V tlit- tlop tlhe. r, watthlb -i ltr motel.. .1h.1-, " T'l r, \\:i n hi, " l,.ft i, i t , d ) ilut <t",t l .lit. i1. I1. lttirheitik. l.:,elleFr -" th <'T h e."tnade hl:icleline . said that tihe enga 'ed Mrs. 'Tiyr ll I ee I. ilues,. t h.:cl f,tltl, trniul'le it, etilig ian ele'vatot r boy that wouitll l nit hii. "ThI.t halire ele;,te:r tirln ic N'\ Yelk in! Ch':i'cago. so I theought I would Ir it olit itn itlft ." lie' seaiI. 'It is suith 11 Success that managers of otne i or tIo \i Ilic IbullidliIgs in Itiuffalo, have' been over here to see how lp r e ei- l it it ." TAKEN FROM EXCHANGES iFr retitlen,·e in \\lhih rain water Is collecte'tad in ciste'rn. a filter haq been inllvllteal tha1t :1in he lclnected to 1an intaike pipe. A rictitly patenteld tr:avelin- Ihne utnfathl ;q that. hen two travys are litftedl. ,v\,ry article h ,f its contents is lraintdi:ately av:ilabile. In ienlltiaalrk th is a two-story pig sty that will acconimo<late 1.54~ ani mals and In waith nearly all the work Is dne by e!ectricity. I-'lexitle lath for many building pur loses has been patented, that is com ,pse,! of wire cloth, coated with brick clay. The Hebrew Instrument made of the horn of a rum. somietimes of an ox. has Ibeen usually translated "trumpet." but "corne" is the nmore proper transla tion. Through activities of the Brooklyn City Mlssior society, more than 300.000 persons not reac(hed by Protestant churches of Brooklyn were drawn last yeaor into relation with Christianity. SBOY SCOUTS (Cnlu'tl1 by National Council of the 8 ,vy :,-outs of America.) BEANS TO FIGHT BULLETS In the llirampaign of "Every Scout to I'I dl a Solier' it has been found that hn, 1:,,y Scoli of America and the :,ri ,rltural department at Washing tn fittedi and worked together like a \\1he.-I :anl its axle-a well-eared-for w i.h.l. that is. and one working with out a slue;lk or ai groan. It ul a,:Irly learned that the effi ioei i. i ir fighters now in France % ill hipItI upoln a constant and auti ciillt srpllly of American food. One of ithe irst thilngs our Imen discovered V\;rt Ih :t tihe "Continental breakfast" \v l nolit last them until the next n'uI;rl. Ilnshits of eating cannot be changed quliickly. Accustomed foods are lIe-t. And thllis necessity and this logici have brIought the American bean to lthe front as an aid to the Amierican soldlier. Mr. IIerlbert C. Hoover, chairman of the Amelllrinll food commnitee of the ·ouncil of national defense, advises that there is a great shortage of beans in Euirolpe and that there is no more nutritious food upon which the Boy Scouts cnc conlcenltrate their efforts. A dehlegation of the scouts were amlong the first to greet Mr. Hoover, upon his arrival in this country from his re-lief work in the battle-racked countries of Europe. to report the progress of the imembers in their work as his aides. The scouts were able tl report that in resiponse to Mr. Itoover's calblegram urging the increased production of bhans, a:tivities had been inaugurated in all parts of the country. The report showed that thousands of gardiens have been started, and in mrany cases as many as 200X) to 300 acres are under cultivation by groups of Beoy Scouts. Mr. James E. WVest, chief spout exec utive, has received a telegram from Mr. B. T. Galloway. assistant to the secretary of agriculture. strongly ap ARV, MNE BEANS FOR THE FIGHTERS. Alamo Council of San Antonio, Boy Scouts of America, Gives Cause to Be Remembered. proving the big campaign to assist In insuring a sutticient food supply for the United States and her allies. Mr. (;iallway sayys: "Let every Boy Scout do his best. In the language of the president, let him consider him self a soldier of the commissary." With the aid of Mr. H. C. Benson, detaNcid by the department of agricul ture; Mr. Hal B. Fullerton of the Long Island railroad, known as the chief grub scout, and the help and en couragement of thousands of other men in the United States, great strides have been made In the campaign to increase the 1917 crop. In %arious parts of the country Boy Scouts, In addition to taking part In planting, participated In activities to arouse public interest and thought as to the seriousness of the situation. In many places monster parades and dem onstnrations have taken place, the scouts carrying hoes, rakes and other garden implements and displaying ap propriately worded placards. Col. Theodore Roosevelt. when asked for an expression of opinion regarding the drive which the Boy Scouts of America are making to increase bean iroduction, wrote: "My dear Mr. West: I cordially indorse what Mr. hoover has said about the scouts. We should eliminate all waste and stimu late food production at every point. I think Mr. Hoover's Aluggestion that the scouts should take as their own prov ince the stimulation of bean produc tion is :particularly good. Let eauh scout start a garden and thereby help feed the solliers." As an Instance of the readiness of scouts to rispond to such a call it is reported that within forty minutes aft i r orders for their mobilization were issued, al)) Boy Scouts from Albany, N. Y.. and vicinity, many of whom were called from their dinner tables, assetbled at the city hall and were formally offered to the city. It is expected that nmany of the va cant lots throughout the city which have been offered by patriotic citizens will be worked by the scouts. The scouts have already formed summer agricultural camps to aid in the har vests. Men Maks the Nation. "A nation might be rich in minerals and soil, in .natural beauties, in I commerce, but unless it Is rich in men, an essential ingredient of na tional wealth is missing. Great men in a nation are its fertilislag quall ties. The world without them would be either a desert or a morass."-Pro. mier David Lloyd George. No Imprevemnet. "I believe that man has a screw loose." . "I hope no one will try to mend matters bh getting him tilt." HE PLANTED "RARE FLOWER" Amateur Gardener Discovered That the Brassica Campestri Was Known to Others as Turnips. "I am a victim of the 'every-man-his own gardener,'" said the North Ala bama street man. "In my back yard in a space no larger than a tablecloth. I have planted seeds of a dozen kinds of vegeiables and will soon be entirely indelpendent of the greengrocer. If the city ordinance were not adverse to practical economy I should finish the meat dealer by keeping a couple of shoats. "Whilie I was putting in my garden a friend of mine canme by and asked why I did not put in something to beautify the front yard. 'Here.' he said, 'are some seeds of the brasica calnpestris. When these c 'me up, you'll have some thing.' "'What colored flower has it?' I asked. "'Yellow,' was the answlr. "So I planted the seeds and they came up promptly. "A neighblor passing by asked what I had in the bed. I had written the name brassica campestris in my note book. and spelled it out to him. I told him it was a rare flower with a beau tiful yellow blossom. "'All right.' he said. 'I have some. We call 'em turnips.' "My kind friend has gone on a trip. When hle gets back there'll be some thing doIing."-Indianapolis News. Lemon Juice For Freckles Girls! Make beauty lotion at home for a few cents. Try It! Squeeze the juice of two lemons into a bottle containing three ounces of orchard white, shake well, and you have a quarter pint of the best freckle and tan lotion, and complexion beau tifier, at very, very small cost. Your grocer has the lemons and any drug store or toilet counter will supply three ounces of orchard white for a few cents. Massage this sweetly fra grant lotion into the face, neck, arms and hands each day and see how freckles and blemishes disappear and how clear, soft and white the skin be comes. Yes! It is harmless. Adv. The Wrong Place. 'The traveling lmlan who had struck the slowest town in the country on Memorial day. and had not made a stile of anything, was writing back home. (lleJiad to pass the time away soomehow, and there were no other traveling men near the place.) This is the conclIsion of his eulogy to the town: "This is the rottenest town I have ever struck. and I have met some mighty rotten ones. Today is Memorial day. They are making a big noise in this town. They all go out to decorate the graves of the dead in the west half of the burgh, but in reality the ones they should have decorated were the east side. Those people out there in the cemetery are the livest products this place has ever produced. Some town :"-Indiaanapolis News.*, Wouldn't Have Him. "Very handsome, typewriter you've hired." commented his aristocratic sis ter. "UCm." "I s'lpose she'll he marrying you for you monley. next." "No danger. sis. She knows too much about the business." There Is No Art in Taking Medicine. Just follow directions on every bot tle of "Plantation" Chill Tonic and see how quickly those dreadful chills will leave you. It leaves the liver in healthy condition and yet contains no Calomel. Price 50c.-Adv. His Kind. "The old rooster over yonder wants a drink. "All right; take him a" cocktail." Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Delights the laundress. At all good grocers. Adv. A. oIl nlurn Is often known by the ,cullanintatnlces' lie its lome from. CoHtet C ildren Cry For' ALGOBOL-3 pR GENT tint1Sam dslambd1 similatint+dlýbSFOdbYDc C A Cc--, What is CASTORIA Minnta. OTEAno Ctoria s a harmless substitute for Castor Oi, Paregoric, Drops er ·and Soothing Syrups. It s pleasant. It contains neither Opium, S Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age . its guarantee. For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; i. allaying Feverishnes arising therefrom, and by regulating the pvStomach and Bowels, aids the ainlalation of Food; giving heathy and atural sleep. The Childrenm's Paaca-The Ah aIbe Moter's Frind. LG- aGENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Hears t gnature of In Tse For Over 3A Years wTho Kind You Havo Always Bouoght fto CeS d "Ir. me esNTau oo..MPaN. ww veom er, CALOMEL SICKENSI IT SALIYATESI i DON'T STAY BILIOUS, CONSTIPATED I Guarantee "Dodson's Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Don't Lose a Day's Work! Calomel makes you sick; you lose a day's work. Calomel is quicksilver and it salivates; calomel injures your liver. If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish and all knocked out, if your bowels are constipated and your head aches or stomach is sour, just take a spoon ful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone instead of using sickening, salivating calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morning because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be work ing, your headache and dizziness gone. your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working. You'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition. Your druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone He Found the Key. "Oh. ('larence' (larence" cried lit tie wifey, just returning from her holi daiy. "Comne upill quickly. We've had burglars ''here's not a thing in Iny wardroel,. All Imy dresses are gone." "Oh, that's all right," t'larence canlm ly replied. "There's been no burglars here. It's really your fault." "My fault: Hlow?" "Wlell, after I'd nearly starved for two days. you wrote and said that the key of the pantry was in the Ipocket of your crepe de chine, and-" "Walking skirt, I said. Idiot'" "Well. I don't know the difference betwen a c.repe de chine and at walk ing skirt and I was hungry. So I took the whole bunch out into the garden and made a Ibonfire. Then I raked among the ashes aind found the key!" --ltoston Globe'. Attorneys, Bankers, Insurance Agencies Make your service complete, place your court and fidelity bonds and burglary insurance in the "WORLD'S LARGEST SURIETY COMPANY," from your own office. We solicit inquirIes for agencies from those desiring our IMMEDIATE DELIVERY SERVICE, AGENCY DEPARTMENT, NATIONAL SURETY ('OMPANY, 115 Broadway, New York, N. Y.-Adv. His Translation. A New Zealand cousill ini Eliuril'e with the forctes vouchtes for the truth of the followinig story: Dick Setddon was of Lanclshire orl gin andi whelln hei died tlihe Lancaistrian s.i'lety i New Zealand sent ii wrtatll with thlie following inscription: "I have gone wholli !" ,The journalist who re piortedl thel funterail eviflentnly did not colln' fromii Laneashire, anitl coi.ie quently was somewhat' pulzzledl by the wording, alndl, after thinkinig ihard, cont cluded that someone had blundered. His report read: "The Lancastrian sc.iety sent a beautiful wreath bearing the inscrip tion: 'I have gone. Who ntl I' " WOMAN'S CROWNING GLORY is her hair. If yours Is streak!L with ugly, grlzzly, gray hairs, use "IL Cre ole" Hair Dressing and chan It in the natural way. Price $1.00.-. Hard Times for Hoboes. "This back door begging ain't what It wiiz." "Nio?" 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