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hEW ORLEANS. SOL'TIIERN AND GOAN ISLE RAILWAY CO. Arrive Laves Alger 4 :00p.. .11.11, ex. Hat. A Sun..9:464. S:06 . m..MIxed, dally I. Sun. .7 :5 p. m 530pe... & A u. oa ... 9:45a. TUESlAY. 7EITEMBER 23. 1913, Al 6. A. M. South- Lave Millnaeburg 6.10, 7:10. 7:10 6 85, 8 35, 10 00. 11 30 a. m.; 2:00, 8:25 S-1 . 5:34). 5.3o, 7:00, 7:00 p. m. Nortb-leave tanal Street: 7:45 5 : a m.; 4:00. 6:15 p. M. .ortb-Leave Pontchartrain Junction 5:40, 6:40. 7 .50. 7:50, 9:20, 11:00 a. -.; 1 20. 2 4 . 4 05. 4:0. 6 25. 6:2 6p. m. UUNDAY EXCCR81ON 4 05 a. a .................... 7:36 p. ELITRIC "AR RSERIC Between Al era and Grettna. ekeea re ou Ave. Ferry TATn Ingo lpaasng t rrýItg, u S.a DOgbvll i. to Al. ``er, meets ('areal t. Ferry, passes_ Third [,vlrwtt Ferry. outhern 0acific Termuali and viaduct, crominung over toe Newton St Viadurc. the Southern l'acfhc R. IL. Yard along the rear of the U. A. Naval Station, an the U. H. lmmlgratlon StatloU. tetur nag over same route. meeting the N. to. and Weatre tallway care and Jack sonAve. Ferry at Gretna. GRMTNA TO IMMIGRATION 'TATION. From Gretna. s minutes. 28 mlnutes and 48 mlnutes after the bojr. Newton and T"be., o mlleute., 23 ma. at. and 43 minutes after the hour. Canal Street Ferry. 10 minutes. 30 mta utes and 30 minutes after the hour. Car Barn lacific Ave., 15 minutes, 85 minmates and 55 minutes after the hour. lmirma and Newton. on the hour and 26 minutes and 40 minutes after the bour. First ear leaves Giretna 5:28 a. m. Last car leaves Giretna tfor Immtlgrati station 12:08 a. M. IMMIOCATION STATION TO GRUTNA. Freu ImmigratloS statism. 10 minutes, er minutes and 50 minutes after the hour. rEmira sad Newton. on the boar, and 20 sad 40 minutes after the hour. Car Barn NPaclc Avenue. 3 mtantes, 23 misutes and 43 minutes after the hour. Canal t. Ferry, 10 minutes, 30 isutes and 504 minutes after the boar. Newton and Teche Sta., 13 minutes, 3 minutes and 53 minutes after the beor. First ear laves Immigratlea Statism 5:80 iat ar laves immigration Stat-e 11:50 Leut car leaves for Car Earn via Newton and Tecbe Sta.. 12:10 a. m. PACIFIC AVE. BirT CAR. resm Canal Street Ferry. on the boer. SmlaNeaute ead 40 mi nu ter the hour. Neta and Tebe t. N minutes. 23 mlnutes and 483 minutes aiter the boar. Elmra aid Newton Ita., 5 minutes, 25 slatas and 4 mlMnutat atar the booatr. F. om Car Barn. 9 minutes, 29 mtastes and 49 mnnutes after the beur. LICTRIC CAR SERVICE DETWUEN G*rTNA. BARTETS CANAL AND AMSYVILda. leaves Gretna (Jaceson Awnu Ferry Landing, ao epeAmer Avenue. pnfeasng Teas cad IPacl" and Southern Palo.1D Sto Fourth Street thence aloe ourth areut to Publ ia erRa casiung arvey Canal to A~meville. Mtur.mi ever eme route, meetn ilfn away scare anetd Jackson Av o:ry a.t Or.oaa. tRAAV GRSNDIA-4Y d_ 6. T:16. 1:56. 6:30 in :10, :6 10:3 0, _11:1. U :5 a. a.; 12:3:3. 1:10. 1:6., : , :10. 3:50, 4:30. 5:10, 5"40, 4:36, 710:10 T 0 . :.3 O, 9:10 , 1. 10:6. 1U1:14, 1 40 a. m . Pass prenr's Caal 7 manutes after :av 64 . 6.45, t. 25 1 3 0: . 01. :45. T :25 , • :45. 9:2i, T TS, 10:45. 11D OP. a.; 126 Pm arve Canal 7 minutates ater lwe teaer Geetna 1d minutes after leaving AeI Car p esaes Grwall for AneavUle :4t a.nd th e othe r three "lned pe. Dellaon" tgther n etmber one b mTe t n o elat . . Th latr:45ate.s II 1s_. a. .Sain feeSSan not onl the apts urtied on hWes 8catoF e the Unted mlthtes t l erati(Usi into more . :nd moa 1:ese op cptioSni . Go back, b hre Weaeh la Lhtory. end there no brth St e prosio, the ...........e:les .m. le:. Is m..re recult ti, me thee Lree thMellnaw medleine sad the 6arh. T a12 2, 3o one 5:ow7 ho3 arl Ioae et *.ort deerve the s me t "Leared." ad hact. bJsneu itelt :4 7:5 r,.dl 9p1.a.ch1la the 0 tt2 0 o, e4 S8proe:o, 7both : the lar0.a r mtr Tlnd la the eth.e.. standr . tale ar e b a. set a to ame t_ bLeave Mimebur-4:, me10, 7:1, 65 3:3 Leave Pnthartrai Junctlon--:4, 6:0a I 0. HENRY'S S. 'STORIES 10. X.-The Greater Coney By O. HENRY Cosr,'t. 1911. by Dshda,. Pah k ftC Li. Lrd 't. TEXT Sunday," said Dennis a, Carnahan, "I'll be after go ing down to see the new Co be ney Island that's risen like a phoenix bird from the ashes of the old resort. I'm going with Norat N Flynn. and we'll fall victims to all the ad dry goods deceptions, from the red s flannel eruption of Mount Vesuvius to the pink silk ribbons on the race sul fai dde problems in the Incubator kiosk. 55 "Was I there before? I was. I was 20 there last Tuesday. Did I see the sights? I did not. m "Last Monday I amalgamated myself with the Bricklayers' union, and. in ia accordance with the rules. I was order Is I.say . P- ed to quit work the same day on ac count of a sympathy strike with the Lady Salmon Canners' lodge No. 2 of , Tacoma, Wash. S"'Twas disturbed I was in mind and , proclivities by losaing me job, beta' al ready harassed in me soul on account at havin' quarreled with Norah Ilynn r- a week before by reason of hard words spoken at the Dairymen and Street Sprinkler Drivers' semiannual ball, Scaused by jealousy and prickly heat a and that dlvil, Andy Coghlin. "So I says, it will be Coney for Tuesday. and it the chutes and the short change and the green corn silk between the teeth don't create diver, slons and get me feellng better, them I don't know at all. "YT will have beard that Coney has received moral reconstruction. The old SBowery, where they used to take your I tintype by force and give ye knockout Sdrope before havting your palm read. Is now called the Wall street of the Wiand. The wienerwumrst stands are required by law to keep a news ticker in 'em, and the doughnuts are exam L ied every four years by retired steamboat inspector. The nigger man's head that was used by the old patrons to throw baseballs at is now illegal, and, by order of the polie commlis sIoner,. the image of a man drivin' an I automobile has been substltuted. 1I hear that the old immoral amusements have been suppressed. People who used to go down from New York to sit in the sand ad dabble In the surf 1 now give up their quarters to quesse thwgh turnstiles and see Imltatlons of city fires and floods painted on canm vm. The reprehensible and degradin' resorts that disgraced old Coney are said to be wiped out The wlpin' out proces osists of raisin' the price from 10 cents to 25 cents ad hirin' a blond named Maudle to sell tickets in stead of Micky, the Bowery Bite. That's what they say--I don't know. "But to Coney I goes a-Teday. I rs off the ,' and starts for the glit erln' show. 'Twas a fine sight The ~ Babylonian towers and the Hmndu roof galrdens was blauin' with thou sands of electric lights, and the streets t was thick with people. 'TI a true thing, they say. that Coney levels all t rank. I see milionairee eatin' pop corn and trampin' along with the crowd, and I see eight dollar a week b elothing sto~e clerks In red automo biles fghtin' one another for who'd squsese the horn when they come to a a corner. a "I made a mistake,' I says to my elL 'Twas not Coney I needed. When a man's spd 'tl not cenes of hilarity b he wants. 'Twould be far better for him to meditate in a graveyard or to attend services at the Paradie root U gardeon "Ts no consolattom when a a man's lost his sweethert to order hot n corn ad bave thei walter bring him the powdered sugar cruet stead of ti salit and then conceal himself, or to have Zoosookum. the iypsy pmllst. tell * Peopulatlee at Trepiss. More than half of the world's popu lation live In the tropis of the old world. Under British rule alone an evr 25.000,000 tropicsat natives. Ht He Sild It. "She ought to drop dead for the arwtl lie she's telling," said the plalntil excitedly, listenln to the I witnes for the defeunse. "Don"'t sy at" admonhed the jdge. "gh l auh,." repeated th pleat tt i sn't - my that aglaal" repeated the judga. 'WlkL I won*Lt ane dO ....n As a him that be has three children and to look out for another serious calamity; price 25 cents. "I walked far away down on the beach to the ruins of an old pavilion near one corner of this new private park-Lun Park. A year ago that old pavilion was standin' up straight. and the old style waiters was slammin' a week's supply of clam chowder down in front of you for a nickel and callin' you 'cully' friendly, and vice was ram pant, and you got back to New York with enough change to take a car at the bridge. Now they tell me that they serve Welsh rabbits on Surf avenue. and you get the right change back in the movln" picture joints. "I sat down at one side of the old pavilion and looked at the surf spread & In' Itself on the old beach and thought about the time me and Norab Flynn sat on that spot. 'Twas before reform struck the island, and we was happy. Is We had tintypes and chowder in the ribald dives, and the Egyptian Sor , ceress of the Nile told Norah out of :e her hand, while I was waitin' in the e door, that 'twould be the luck of her hb to marry a redheaded gossoon with 1 two crooked legs, and I was overrun nd in' with joy on account of the allu sion. And 'twas there that Norah . Flynn put her two hands In mine a year before, and we talked of dats and the things she could cook and the love business that goes with such episodes. And that was Coney as we loved it and as the hand of Satan was upon it friendly and noisy and your money's worth, with no fence around the ocean and not too many electric lights to show the sleeve of a black serge coat against a white shirt waist. "I sat with my back to the parka where they had the moon and the dreams and the steeples corralled and longed for the old Coney. There wasn't many people on the beach. Lots of them was feedin' pennies into the slot machines to see the 'Interrupt ed Courtship' in the movin' pictures, and a good many was takin' the sea air in the Canals of Venice, and some was breathin' the smoke of the sea battle by actual warships in a tank filled with real water. A few was down on the sands enjoyin' the moon light and the water. And the heart of me was heavy for the new morals of the old island, while the bands behind me played and the sea pounded on the bass drum in front. "And directly I got up and walked along the old pavilion, and there on the other side of it, half in the dark. was a slip of a girl cryin' by herself there, all alone. "'Is It trouble you are in now, missy says I. 'And what's to be done about it? "' Tis none of your business at all, Denny Carnahan.' says she. sittin' up straight. And it was the voice of no other than Norah Flynn. "'Then it's not.' says I, 'and we're after having a pleasant evening. Miss Flynn. Have ye seen the sights of this new Coney Island, then? "'I have,' says she. 'Me mother and f Uncle Tim they are waiting beyond. 'TIs an elegant evening I've had. I've I seen all the attractions that be.' "'Right ye are,' says I to Norah; I and I don't know when I've been that I amused. After disportin' meself among I toe most laughable moral improve Smeats of the revised shell games I took meself to the shore for the benefit of the cool air. 'And did ye observe the Durbar, Miss Flynn? "'I did.' says she, reectin'; 'but 'tis not safe, Im thinkln', to ride down them slantin' things into the water.' "'How did ye fancy the shoot the chutes? I asks. "'True, then, I'm afraid of guns,' says Norah. 'They make such noise in my ears. But Uncle Tim, he shot them, he did, and won cigars. 'Ts a fine time we had this day, Mr. Camrs. han' "'I'm glad you've enjoyed yerself,' I says. 'I suppose you've had a roarn' finae time seein' the sights And bow did the incubators and the helter skel tsr and the midgets suit the taste of yeT "'I--1 wasn't hungry,' says Norabh, faint 'But mother ate a quantity ot all of 'em. I'm that pleased with the fina things In the new Coney Island,' I says she, "that it's the happiest day I've seen in a long time, at all.' "'Did you see Venice? says I. "'We did,' says she~ he was a I beauty. She was all dressed in red she was, with' "I listened no more to Norah PFlynn. I stepped up and I gathered her in my arms. "''lT a story teller ye are, Norah Flynn,' says I. 'Ye'v see n n mora I of the greater Coney lsland than I have meself. Come, now, tell the truth I --ye came to sit by the old pavrilon by I the waves where you sat last summer and made Dennis Carnshan a happy man. 8peak up and tell the truth.' "Norsh stuck her nese against me vest. "' despise it, Denny,' she says, halt cryin'. 'Mother and Uncle Tim went to see the shows, but I came down here to think of you. I couldn't bear the lights and the crowd. Are you forgivin' me, Denny. for the words we had? "'"Twas me fault.' says I. 'I came here for the same reason meself. Look at the lights, Norahb,' I says, turning my back to the sea. 'Ain't they pretty?' ""ThBey are,' says Norah, with her eyes shinin'; 'and do ye hear the bands playln'? Oh. Denny, I think rd ke to see It all' I ""The old Coney is gone, darlin',' I! ays to her. 'Everything moves. When a ma's glad it's not scenes of sad- U aes he wants. 'Tis a greeter Coney we have here. but we couldn't see It till we got in the humor for It. Next Sunday, Norahb. darlin', we'll a tlhe mew place from end to end."' One o' the Othw. Mrs Crtwr-"Do ya think , rao' be able to keep p witth yer nelIghbors?"a Mrs. Crbshaw--"If w ean't, my dear, we' maovs"-Jud d What is Neleded. An Ohio ma, after tea years of eebreedlag, hs sueeeeded in pre i eaing a cMeem havig the shortest t les in e tmene A peat fest, am bK but wst hs asened s a u esL a e m wh ew e - s- ....s. hi UJUST, SLITTLE k d Lt A Promoter. e I'd like to intcrest you in a bust r ness venture that will make us both rich." "But I'm a stranger to you. Why do you wish me to share in this pros b pective wealthY" "I like your looks. I can see that you are the sort of man I can depend "Well, if you think as much of me as that, go get rich yourself; ther come back and give me a Job." A Consideate Wife. "A beauty specialist offered me a remedy yesterday that she guaranteed would make me look ten years young er," said Mrs. Twobble. "Why didn't you try it?" asked Mr. Twobble from behind his paper. "She wanted $25 for the recipe," an swered Mrs. Twobble, "and I was afraid the price would make you look ten years older." Discussing Their Wives "It kes my wife so long to dress when we want to go to the city that we always miss the train," complained the first surburbanite. "How is your wife? I don't hear you kick much." "My wife has a system that isn't so bad," said the second suburbanite. "8he's so late for one train that she', generally on time for the next." A Bad Sign. "How does Henry like your cook' ing?" asked her mother. "He doesn't say anything," answered the bride, "but he sighs every time he takes a biscuit." NOT AS HE WROTE First Novelist (who writes hlstereal aovels)-I hate to hear Boosem talk when he's intoxicated. Seccud novelist (who writes dialeet storiea)-8o do I. He doesn't speak with the correct dialect of intoxdeatle st all. Be Koerful. It may be true that love is blind, Tble fact brings no surprise; But love should always bear in mirt That others have good eyes. Un-Amerioan. armner Winrow-I hear an Italian has botught the Caleb Bowers tfrm. Is he an Americanized Italian? Parmer Medders-No. indeed! Why, that place has had P 00 mortgage em ever since the origtnal Bowers bought it from Chief Bli-Turtle.Bite.HmgToe And the dage hase paid it of! -Puek. "Do youa know, Mrs. 8puandnagel, my husband is assistant furace tender at the etle and I eould tell yoe all sorts of thtnge, all sorts of happeoning sad srerte--and all as true as I sam situting her--if only I could get a word out ot that boob of a husband of hine." -Fliegend Blatter (Munich). 8Sim Support. "You don't like Wigp." "No." "8till, If he were drowning you would iry to save him, wouldn't your' "Oh. ye. I would throw hIm my walkinl stick." A Temperance Conundrum. "I can't understand finance. One thing punssles mes extremely." "What's that?" "If they put so mu'Ie water n taol stocks, how can money get ightr Preof ef Prperlty. "I bhear there is goaing to he a ee grmeesional inquiry into lacmaetr busnines." "I bad so idea ho was so hrespeene s *hat."--Lte. The Retert Comrtese. th-Why are you so unliker me tn company? Why is it you talk so little? He-Becausn. my deer. I wait uaat Shave something to may. Weaker Then Water. "Walter, return this toea whence it came," said the sad-looking IndividualJ. "If I drank much of that I would got so that ordinary water would make me drunak."--Current Opinfoia. How to Disover Maustoldtei Tenderne discovered by presding the hard bone behind the ear is apt to indiate mastoiditl, espeelay if the ear itself dlhrg If the din - Ide is metIrspberse ermse tro hbe begin, a prave epeatios sad . leMiby deuI h e amads t Mountain railways in Switzerla seem to have proved very profitabl All of them this year were paying bi dividends. If the demands for coy cessions now being considered by tt federal authorities are granted, pra tically every Alp will have its ow funicular railway after the war over. It seems to be the fashion no. adays to climb the Alps by funicula The proper Alpine habit is to breal fast at the station on arrival, lunc in the mountain tops and dine in th hotel in the valley in the evening-a within 24 hours. According to the o flcial figures over seven hundred an fifty thousand "climbed" the Alps b the mountain railways last year. large proportion were Americans. For the manufacture of pottery c the better grades considerable cla] mainly kaolin, is imported into thi country from Europe and China, th value of these imports last year el ceeding $2,250,000. It seems probable says the United States geological sui vey, that under the necessity due t the war of now finding a domestic sui ply these finer clays can be in larg part replaced. Already a process c decoloring kaolin is reported as sue cessful, and this may make large de posits of kaolin and ball clay avail able for the manufacture of whit ware and pottery. In the six weeks ending Septembe 24 the country exported 47,301,00 bushels of wheat, or 13.600,000 mor than in the same period last year Cotton exports, on the other hand, a diminished because the cotton is mucd less an immediate necessity in Europe than is food. But the mills of thil country and Japan will take more raw cotton than last year; while thoue of England and France will take a considerable amount in time, Geologists estimate that the coa fields of Shansi province, China, arc great enough to meet the world's de mands for more than a thousand'years Iron ore has also been found in large deposita in central China, and of the finest quality. Bacteriologists having pronounced modern bullets sanitary, it is incon siderate and obstinate on the part ol soldiers to die from their efects. To other horrors of peace should be added the man who brings with him to the restaurant table his dead and decomposing cigar. People who say, "I know I'm hard to get along with, but I can't help it," wouldn't do better it they had a chance. By the time all the seas are flled with mines the only reasonably safe navigation will be by airship. Shirt sleeve diplomacy beats the bare bayonet kind, anyway. SHOES FOR ALL THE FAMILY AT LESS PRICES AT RENECKY'S. THE ILLEGALITI OF THE TRIAL G entile OF JESU. Every Gentile SHOULD READ IT. By Hon. John E. Richards, Associate Justice of the Court of Appeals For the First District of California. w The detail of the arrest and trial of Christ from a legal standpoint by this eminent Jurist is a masterful produc tion. It is indeed a classie-a judicial WILL BE review of every phase of the world's INTERESTED INIT. most tragic courtroom trial. It is a perfect and complete exposition of an event which In Importance stands alone in the Christian world. It places the author in the front rank of relig lous historians. - -. 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