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AW, WHAT'S THE USE ___ __ That Will Hold Him for a Whi OH FEL .. WELLt,1'M MAD I I'M 0 SORE I CouLDb EATi SHUT YE WISH YOu An' WHEN 1I MAD HO MAILS -HO. or BETIER TALK S9IUT YOUR. IEE rIBHT WouLbN'r Soa WATTs To MONVK Ac 1e It. Tro1DAY - 5EE IH DOOR, MAwR' MOUTH ·TALK 9 MUCH WITH' M In summer evenin's, calm an' still, we used to hear the whippoor !will send forth his plaintive note; we heard the twitter of the frog the bayig of the old coo-dawg,--the grpan' of the sot. . . . The glory of the ummer ight, when criemet's chirp an' sheeter's A- ite, lent sperit to the hour,-delightful in its warp W REE ' woo, the rain-draps o the clapboard roof, grew dreamers fll of power. .... But now, alas! The modern way commences when we hit the hay, an' sorns the midnight bell. .. . We hear the squawks from Tibactoo -the dismal groans from Waterloo-the frezied shrieks from hell I We gather in all noise that's made,-the devilish rot of every grade broadcasted through the air. . . . We tune oar dingus up at night, and ketch the hymns of hate an' spite, that's let ol-everywherel I used to use a poultice hot, for all the innard pains I got-to draw 'em to the skin,-but I ain't got no keen desire fer rigs that draw without no wire, an' feteh yster iddie Chicken for Burbahk Th~Cor, and Garden Club boy and girl winers of California at Peta lana recently posed in a living tribute to Luther Burbank, the plant wizard, who was out to greet them. Their grouping built up the monster chicks, as shown in the phatograph. IF IOU WANT A THING WELL DONe COOK IT SWURSELF! .9 The Cashier. A young woman went to call on a lady who had entertalned her. Thit letter's lve-year old daughter, who was playintg o the lawn, said: "Ma ma Isn't at home." S" am very sorry," replied the young wman, "for I have come to pay my party malL* "O, I'll take the mosey," amid the hnd porplny. e1~t sowg he dew b « whi dimerj rembal - i Su tosa truitms witheut p . TIN Cuasteer: Laet cry, Y _w OWtl": Wll, It datu hurt " tught It r'mlnded aw IllE wets ou ~ d 6oiw wal ln S ET 6AtDmA t 6, ýLL 60 OG A(' PPE 'MEw. FeANK~ PAIL.' vi!K LL 5 ( A P'LL P*UMc * es we - ,e ; * Tawy lisoauna* £aCulp- _ ...'~F:a~jki.~~-;tibJ~ - f . -'--, - .ia~b~;i;..E~iT~~~i~ ;~ -(~·~_i;~?;1 ,~-~L ··T~.~; USED IT FREELY "They ay that alshl MI a fIe. *Y arsm't wry Wre m eie emmnrmtis a'm year ONLY HER d4't earn o N1* h to up. pi port twa He: What Iavn MIm the hmpesae I phrt mmr th eq' S H AP of as doS': begin to think before we're thirty-ve. We just think we thik. When we get to forty we're stil fools but some of aus ow it. We have a right to et twenty-three years o life. At forty-6b we may expect to live twty years, at ifty we can look forward to sixteen years and at 5ft..6e, thirteen years and the bell wi ring if it don't ring before. Plcy a fellow having thirteen yeru to live taking tiame fault fiand g.- He slees half the time. That cas him down ob si and a half yar (go oat hkide. Suadas time for three a d ay d le's just dthie to aeut hwhle hopes to " i CCm to think of a, some of ae Lo w ant 8 t ' . t VERY HEAVY "I suppose the servant does all the heavy work In your house." "No, not all of It. My wife makes the bread, cakes and pies. WHY, OF COURSE I, Wifey-Do yea suppose thee ever was a person who didn't talk aheat his nelihbors? Hubby - Certalnly. 3oblnssa arnuo. ON THE CLUBHOUSE VERANDA: t rha u Lek-Deat aes thbink " teade in make the -e forge their horn trlaintng Mrs NIbUck-'Om the contrary, I have heard my hubead talklig tO the ball and he mu the earn iea. image he de o ma whkm dria r in hato Men Who Wil R Giain Growers, Inc. -AN :..' U. S. ra has ed of St. Psl p e o+ .my . owU of U. rCo inar. IL ,br the de, E H.AUTY HONORS Boed of DteireorsadtiH of the she Exru. rtiv ae mskta, h eR Reed of St. Paul, president of Min. nowsCFam Bureaus and R. A. Corwlres of Bloomintos, l, are the otherm mabern of the exeatiw osm. BEAUTY HONORS rst twoemewedb Af latateawlflh SHINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN, LooK OeO-RHATI - O-- N40 MAM SuiC-O 'ou C~ARE I DONTr FOR A CooL CARE FOR REFRESH(I16 GL S IT ON -SUCt of ER ? A hOT (AY ! " 0 - _ Fisher 'MORE TRUTA T-Pa FICTION " AND Ml-ERE 1000o tMOS Pos Bo E NARoS FL I wMAS St 1<k6 Fi THE BEIlJFUL ON.PJ- 45 TRO TI Mt TER oF THE NEe 1 J UM"EO RIC, oLD-- (ItO THE :URF epo S vro weR emo: Es of~ PIC kLEtD ýL.il.O NE ATA s3Po TKaT SWAS A APTLY TERMED Th* Salesmia:t *mthing nw I WHAT THEY REALLY MAN hirtst This pattern Is th, list 5rf Ptseet: Wews I theught ]e Ia g etas's wear. Dautist: We td is i, hurt lm i 't no. It remlel 3W 5 iLatLh wall. S I rla t Tommy " t unv elka ii to m". . A In the ., SYOU AY NA - AUK r.r MaNE Amqi al