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The herald. (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, September 28, 1922, Image 12

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AW, WHAT.S THE USE m, L F. V. Z When She Has a Million Dollars
HoE5 AW, WHfAT'SITlLUSE *.esen.ewppe.Ule ._______._________
AREN'T THS4.E UMMER SHOPS FELIX, Look AT THAT BEAUTIFUL WRAP! wHEN IT WALk ItTO T1-E. HOTEL DINING ROOM WELL.,
HATS STILE A MILLION DOLLAK/
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UNCLE JOHN
Most every disease that begins to show, by the howl of
pain or the tale of woe-be it nutmeg liver, or pest-house
itch, or weepin' janders-I don't keer which,-We can jugu
late 'em, beyond a doubt. by simply clippin' the tonsile out!
You mebbv have heard of Melindy Crane, who
TONSILS was horned with softenin' of her brain ..
So, when she developed the craze fer verse,
we jedged a relapse would fetch the hearse
.* . .but she whooped with joy, an' hollered fer kraut
the minnit they jerked her tonsils out!
.\nd of course-you knowed old Sandy Bleggs, which iad
the pralyvsis in his legs.-an' when the old feller commenced
to bloat, we seen right off. it was all his th'oat! And. jest
afore she run into gout. they cured him, by whackin' his
tonsils out !
The feller that's skeered of
a dearth of days. can dodge it
-by joinin' the tonsil craze.
S. lie can set down, an' let
'em rim out his neck,-an' get
up again-like new, by heck!
BAMBONE'S MEDITATIONS
TALK BOUT LOCKIN' FOLKS
UP°IN JAIL FUN WORKIN'
ON ER-SUNbAY-. EF bEY
EVUH KETCH ME AT DAT
KIN' o' FOOLSHNESS DEY
BETTUN LOCK ME IN
DE CAzY--HOUSE !!!!
Ir
bSpOA 121s ecoumr Nswsm sinmca s,
- DANGEROUS
Don't yeo
think, if you lo
cated in one
place, Instead
o f tramping
about, you'd get
work?
I'm afraid a&
man
THE FORCE
OF HABIT
.^ ' How are you
gettin' en with
your automn
bile, irt
Wal, I can run
the machine all
right, but I
ain't got ever
s ayln' "Giddap
and "Whea" t
It yIt.
CAUTIOUS
Mouse-I'd like to sample it but It
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Terry ry9DI
Pam wr
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Guide=t
SHOULD PROVE HER LOVE
Nellie-Do you love me, mother?
Mother-Yes, darling.
Nellie-Well, then, why don't yes
marry the man in the candy store?
DIPLOMACY
1-.
Wifey-Mother was so pleased with
all the nice things you said about her
In your letter to me. You see, she
opened it by mistake.
Hubby-I thought she would.
CHEESE
A WISE LOCATION
Customer: I don't want this
It don't smell good.
C. Food: Pardon me ladyl It's
the cheese on the next counter, Ien't
It terrible?
PRETTIEST GIRL IN UNITED STATES
. ..:- ... .- . ; ".:i .
Mary Katherine Campbell, of Columbus,
Ohio, was crowned National Beauty Queen
for 1922 in the Annual Pageant at Atlantic
City. She is 16 years old, 5 feet 5 inches in
height, and weighs 133 pounds. She swims,
rides, dances-and goes to school. She tri
umped over 170 other American beauty win
ners from as mnany different towns and cities
in the U. S.Fi h
,./ .OCA.TE
. - .Fisher
I CANT PLAN
TENiS WIT" TLhINs Wa4S4 HAS
You ýuTHout tP4E. S MORE
g BURt MC6 TAWN FRIE)OS-IT
YOu, Ms SS
LOVE Q1 N HEAR .
WtL YOU BLIE`1E
tar or counsi N FUL
You I4P Iw4.-- : RAC. ' T!
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THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN
By GENE BYRNES
Mt Owes
Two wEe 'CS
ROIOM RENT
AND TIH
Is NOr ON , ?I
+ EXIT,
SAVED LIFE OF [ ie J
SH- WJOODS
Il
I SEE~ WH5ER "BAS
4-.I I t
THE CAT AND THE PIG
SW".:RE  "
Br Ge .' .E. ,1r 1: ..
physician to President and Mrs. And b htohis Dad n
prominent surgeon of Minneso, Wirat the poor Cat fainted dead.
ADVETIS I ITH ERA Ln
FD
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Mot her-voll
to1d ? I
Nurs- She tt
'Iay. nr 'aln, am
M-,ther--lary
carful. you l
yuutg baby ply paiwt lt
A SPELL
Expectant athar, hI
Ing. hears a loap
upper regions of ti. u
"Ah ." he sighed aw
we have a little fr Ilk
THE VIC
Fatwhu-Are ydee
husband of the elebl- -
cookery?
Leenwun--Te I , du a
she tries her sew tIL
NO TONY DAIS 1M
"So tse dstr ser P
.nd as a dller?
"Yes; I Iwl M tl lll
that was dll6 I
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MII
tow Im m , w
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r -~
number of
proposals at
oflce today.
Daulhter
pI, were eas
Fhem tor ,
mACKber o
ANCE
If J l a:
lnce to dar.
ne ad ee at
"No" 1'll M***
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Well. I me ?,
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