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NESKY
and APP
By'
MONTAGUE GLASS
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T~i site C v: hiueW1 lie wtii Iii
himlstlf appa 1+t<lt tiRu-m it Z:1; ul \1'a
wrbuh nttr's ret' au::tat.
"T7h:It's wthat. OM Mall 70ppeitlin u ed
to St:i ," Pl artu it I the tau t 1 ll- 1
ufitte ertr, r, ;.hied at hie 1i: down the
tilit' iu t I:.a l t )f "Sill try Zt r 1 1 '.
* I'orv i ' 1 in : \ tilt ' he w41 4 lit'I
Ils 3.41' 1:: i \V+I uy I ~I iits ii t utiV-'l
Its tim t iea ji lf i :;%' ! Ill nai l d
catch 1!111 a boxf 4:1 111+ t'ill awl ask
hlintl wha1 \t~ u 1"o t ,'41" e of Lim, myiii
that ht 11i1 n kind i'a t 'r and :I ::g41
rmoth(r :!ill hIls is the \t ay he r"-I; is
thi'mt, awll to Ill, k it IIh i t. )r I w r 'Si ,
whair 1. ti a 1 liii ,a 't (1. ut tith' -
pot's :hill at t he I rsi ls I'i' t iof s g t
Zatie. Itswni and i itint nItro I ttirioriS
ii . tu itt lie v 1e n, t i urth i :ul', \1111'
i S Pigh t stanil> a lit"n ton! !itry iig l''
111:1 htw Itt100 a\way "\,r \'',i lltr
1 it i liv. tlt. I aul 1t:t ,r il l tiw' y Ned
C ar iiu t 'Is did in till it :e t:' ' in
the4, flit 4la}. 1Zp suchthingw s only
i~ii'l~ ifn''' s tor :ies. I i to' i
limnppc YOU take here te inoteher
rIiivers lad s a.:ich lives oer .n rook
will t',', rent fira to tlollars it a i i I
w o nt:t11x ule
"You !r,' taing now frl'' un )1'' i`
Iglse i lltr-insunwo i111u t 414' ('U: ls.
luch 4tl t' t' n 'wr f ' it, too, ;. '' It
Iwou1i 'u !t" her Sllitet l!ii tt'ril4 1
Unlet~1 '"Ili ('uliviit' mis sn wtldr pof -A
Its fromt title thue tt igir Iiitst :111+ t Ntg h
Nl yPtvlhitn't ia:' a c l It it of oin lir nll
arenIgilllt it lit t: i t:eti th at:1
graeIl ' out 4)i the blood of wrec ng,
\a4), \\ 1('1h i h; hives in fet 1 trk, ie
their LoL" in ],s doi, I4' am I here11] 'i!'tt
ii i tl tti as a cli1 er in stli a lig l
tia' itt \s:tV Itlt t Iitii nai \th'tas
`tee T :1 p Cl' a;, lrui l lrs t h, y u.'"' to
:ill hiym 1,t t telit' I'tyler te ih'O ws
tanlt his ':tlnty, t'uifthde Unitead t.e,: tl
i li: i such `i, M r.1 u i dotn tillo r1e1i heita th,
Zpi'. It ftierln't make Olw thrn dorwn
an mli two million dolar se fnat ,y'f I
(ly mnil, take thon-uh Is a rauich I
1righot sta salaryhow to niur'y a ,tit
;iak five millien avllers. tlt' -eay t(n1
Ciwstuth rs ola in the etit4iy, thus ink
the first Iltvre. Zipp, such things only
,hntleen in stories.
t'itipp, you take here the other
dagyu Ni whifee lives over in Brook
yn ditd rents for at few dollars a fur
story, roaom, y'ueserstaor, andi the
pnmor lus tgnit aIttarlin iht n ot hill tout1l '
tditP lwef hin levic It:," to 111'r two hn resd
`'t lit'f tih y /,1 1: exr 'lai nt'ia. "It
gt i' b P lu{'el thr snta hiilii thrtibii'
1'014Yltibrily it woub~lnll't " IHir:ky fir
CUthoug Th e wrhitng s Inthi ta alimust of Ai
1'0w udh't take the n utnty. Zu1p1. Ill~-a4
really kin1to the mastziuns and 1111r'. 1t
hilts . li" ve il leat life at In rt " ti
'8 ij1 (i"(5 a who'1t'l ilt of tither in
playing gotlple. IEirs\y t \\"e. Y I i
nWell, f eitor has tigt , itsakingt(lX
rclshe,'ifte Zpe .cnt of Ile ewiha- it
er1 thigl4n which livS in Now t ora , ihn
sonfi felloer le, takes stha a eier
nci e they are takif, y'u uersta nl. :M t rt
they n essalk to got ulde a dmitt i n I
that1 thyljus givure aone by the dw tsli'- 1
It'r larl' i1st. e I4e is such a w o
erulonit isng," B y said .,,,"a, lhipping .I
olerk murst bet a athlee already. atts,
"He isn just suchon aatlo eteiva a gol
yletplye Is aenyhow, Zapt saidh "be-t a
causprue pcing andsip pingtgoos Is I a
a geatande al like playingh golluf, a f
Birtky.uit' eearise everky, pardt of
dth r ody excep thle to ead-althe onl
differencely beilg that gonlef couldn't r
ber one in such clstoye uaterns has'
mshipii goods." rigi oIhigaot
,-' "ndnr yot ~ m ,i sy~ peep"lel ge't goad
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ri Ij~4fll th.21 sIt 4.44l('14re1 iii ('i:':lII' tI':1i
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£11
"Always Drawing Pictures From a Young Man in a Full Dress Suit."
find ait wIait it is :iliut. 1'irst the'
Aetine, 1i iral Manager remis it ind
says 1t the Sei'oliil Asitanlt Vice
pre it whaIt - Itsll I opc ' \V uhin't
:tll o I' u' netwo\v And toi Iliad' it Ia n te'
iin tilt' a ý t hey\ l ul'l now l tl hiine Mills
oi it' sr luiners. \'uleii tli' Semin! As
si- it Vi e l'r-.1iut goot tihuli
vitlhi it, lie 'aid thlat a; fl'lt'r who eobtha
iuingiae suit a roil i slate if affairs
ill ainy ig i i litnd s trial ("l ll 1 \ lia
a tiier in hmian fiorti ant iiade a
Mt'1:lno ltandu m f tilt hillll l r itiý d e, tile
hliat i' el f iliit s eil lb s i4 ile strik
ers, inllitu , in ilk for their hahies,
mul lie orn two olther pintlers ahoiit
strikes, 1ail then he passed it on to
the Iu'eal Actuary 1ad says to himln
that no wonde r peoilie hated the trusts
when such lies w ere allowed to be
printed aboutit them, and that he
should look over the story and report
tomorrow' morniung at the latest what
C'ould hle done to oequalize the wages
of the foreign mine laborers iout in
Colorado with the foreign mine labor- I
ers in the story."
"Aber don't people get no giood idees
out of magazine stories?" Birsky
asked.
"Well," Zapp said, "I myself got a
couple designs for waists from inaga
zine lo invers and I figured I made live
per cent of the regular cost of thle gar-,
cIent or the goods I didn't use in the
neck and sleeves."
"You icould have Imale more than
that if you wouil he as sparing with l
ihress gioils as the artists tai t draws
Seine nagazine pictures," Birsky said.
"If a lady would select the kind and
amount of clot lies that some minaga
zine artists thinks plenty sutliejent for
their pictures, and if she would wear
such clothes on Fifth Avenue, Zapp,
before the patrol wagon arrives, she
would attract a crowd of twenty thou
s. ll people."
"But there wouldn't be no magazine
readers among theia," Zapp retorted. 1
"The magazines has given people ve y
liberal idees in the matter of dr s
and etIquette, Barsky. Yes, Birsky, a
tot of people have changed their w y
of living fromt reading magazine s
Sries. SomnIe of 'em moves into ot r
neighborhoods on account of it. Tai
- for instance, Sam Zarodnik of Zar -
- nik and Karpas, in the fur busin s
I and Sam tells -me h is going to mo e
I from 8th Street to 20th Street."
"It's funny how people change
Birsky said. "Ten years ago when -
rodnik & Karpas signed cheeks, K -
; pas wrot
1 pas, and it wits as much as Sam could
do to write the 'andi.' Yet nowalalcy5
that teller is re~t~idi ma'tgazines yet'
"\\ii:It are` you Ial kinig; flOnlIst-_
taurn Z:i i'ottili ra':tlitig Inlg'tacit'ý
I,:tltp .1!! 1111('X ; illl`tlt"Sau cnltl ' nl'n-j i
reia11(l ii'tIi'l sigtv ill wotttts (I1 ot'
sI(\\.1 llle, like 'i1'~u 11h( a11(1 't'uft'.~' 1d/
aiid h(' wa; iiievitig: awa'y froma Rthi
Stiret(ll ( :arttiit iii o ilier peonl'
r i . 1( i :l'c i f y ( 'l l 1 "( " 1 ( 1 U l l ' l l l t; 1 1 r )%1 1 1 C u l w o u d h no w i
111:11 t .1 y 1i:i ag ii t ll i:is got ill it at
iii~ N S11letit w li1tre the' scenle i'
I I ir (5111(1 (fI't) to ushultIt11
;out " a iitlt lu;ll :ioi' llylllpe'iS iii
si titlits, ac tit(ClliII. to the stories,
jr t1' ,til at ('lure to W'ashinlgtofl
1111i:re0 that :Lll the futiir'sir antd cheaip
e11tihitig eailº't ':Ior1S has got to tno1C1
:1iWvy lit11) I I hire(; ate!t the old filen
111111! Itt tI 1t'St lit''S 11.1'(1 t(1 Occupy is
1whr iiuto Siiil1it5, anid tilletd
oIi ii:t 2;Ai!' 100ili1's at rentals
which'l :1 fulrier or* It clothtinig colitra(>
I ,r woiuld e1t1ºii~it' hight for a sprinkledl
: t-itttd 10 11 "ill t "'o elevators and
ili (ll ute1 sidets.''
\1t 1 lt'r 101At (11(i till tile people want
sfe ,' u" U irsky :sked. "They
~1! 1 It'1 I. :r theyiteh S~isI
Neow 1'11 tik :. :I I' si-, yi'iiiierstanfl1,
' lit t ulainss 101k like it Was run by
Virilit~tt: wtn1!It1ttty. As a real es5
(:i1 t"yii Slit a:ll kievu it, that froml
r 1jd n t i a ~ n s o i s i o fp e h a s c o lia e t o c u n s i~t e r its it s tu d io
aiiy cold water tilt ab ove the third
\ withoit thivatur service and h
W\\it hin te hlocks of Washington
Sjuare, and in cliauzning over such
flats inito studiols, Birsky, the only (dec
',ratin that the landlord must do is
to raise the rent front $20 a month
aup to Sel a month, payable strictly in k
ad anc'e." ý
"W't ell," Iirsky coinniented, "It's
time somnebly done something for the
real estate business in New York."
Zapp disregarded the interruption. ci
"Anlither idee people gets from mag
azine tiction." he Continued, "is that tl
slnletal 1s ain't a matter of eyesight iC
no rac, llirsky. They come(' untler
theI healdl of clothing, a aii young fel- a
lIr that reads the stories in an up-to- a
bite llalgazine would consider himself sl
rl'actica:lly naked if he was seen on G
the1 stri'ets without his rulbber tired
spectacles. Then again in former
timlle a yo)ung feller was lucky if he tl
had three suits of clothes, y'under- tl
stnnd-his working clothes, his best a
clolthes and a suit of clothes he kept tl
to go fishing in, supposing hlie ever did k
go tishing-aller nowadays not alone '
does young fellers like to act in real 11
life like the young fellers in maga- I1
zine stories, but they also want to h
look like the illustrations. An up-to- c
date young feller has got a different b
suit of clothes for every purpose men- CI
tiolnedi in a magazine story, even if 0
he has to go without lunches to do it. h
Yes, Birsky, the magazine artists t]
which is always drawing pictures from f,
a young man in a full dress suit, a cut- V
away or a tuxedo leaning over a
grand piano while a lady is playing i
her hardest to keep the blood circulat- "
ing so she wouldn't freeze from the tI
"aist up, y'understand, such a maga
zine artist is doing more to make
young men who are good dressers n
raise checks and practice double-dou- e
1le try than all the poolrooms, race- I
m r games and roulette e
tdbR rave eX., M
W UeI.after all, Zapp," Blrsky said, tI
"magazine stories has a bad I 4
ence.
cut vay , r
,ther." WHOLESAL A
"Ana ow about gollef?" rsky
asked.
"1 got no
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on r o
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AVIATOflS FEAR
FLAMiNG ONIONS
British Fliers Describe Perils of
Exploding Shells From De
fense Guns.
NOW HAVE TIE SURE[MCY
Germans Seldom or Never Fly Over
Allied Lines in France-Machine
is Hit Eighty Times-Air
Gets in Way.
e I a 'll1it 1 n tn
I111'11 IlcC1\ ' l l'1 l('\'(. 1 ti I; :11 ll :1 -
heum n c nan 11\ I' t'.1t in . alw ol o Im
I Iit u ck Yii lllinz a: 1inil a lhit i t yiln
woublln't ice so (sie i of 11n1 ke so
aiicl u is ie lhis Its\evt l1'. up i1 n11
aeroplane. 'T'iei it Ifroti nu..
"Yes," put in I;ilrny. "'lu ever\ thril'
you duck your old Winger 'lu'iis w.i'is
you. As 1ren' over there says, it
Lj ojn't be so bad if you couldn't see
>an 'elh. Generally speaking you
don't hear them unless one Iihappenllis to
break within 3;1 yards tort s of p'u. Its
whent you get downi close to tlhea :ir1
look right hown at then spitting tire
at you, tnat ypil have got to have -very
nerve iu your oldy t unetl t1 the
minute."
"I'll never forget the first time tHwy
got close to ilila irel "lny" Ty lii'.
"My only thoiiughlt was that I wonillI
sever shoot a pheasant again. I knew
exactly how bird must feiel whlei a
hunter opliens tire."
Machine Hit Eighty Times.
Brennan wore upon his left sleeve
the gold stripe of the waournled. "Gil'"
had Ibeen on the oticial list of the
killed in action somie weeks ago, lint
sonmehow or othter canie hack to life.
When Brennan was "]fit" and tinally
came down safely within his lines, It
was found therre were no less than SO
perforations in the wings of his ma
Ichine.
"I wans so interested in looking over
their trenches I guess I got a little too
low," he explained.
There is nothing moinre Interesting in
Sall London than to sit through a long
autunin eveniing talking to the young
sters of the wonderfiul aviation service
Great Britain has built up since the
Swar hbegan.
"'We've got the German now where
they have to fire blindly or shoot by
the map," these intrepid mcen of the
t air will tell you. "Of what use are
their wonderful guns if they don't
1know what they are shooting at?
They don't dare send a plane over our
Slines. They don't even dare approach.
.I The minute they show themselves we
have an overwhelming number of ma
- chines to send after them and they
beat it for home again as fast as they
- can go. They can't take a photograph
i of our new positions. Their batterles
. have been driven from the heights and
athey can't observe. It is a big dif
I ference from the first days of the
. war."
Associating much with Britain's fly
ing men one will soon learn that an
. "Archibald," usually called "Archie"
· for short. is an anti-aircraft gun.
The Air Gets in the Way.
3 "'Archie' barks at you," said Bren
I nan. "He goes 'woof, woof!' He isn't
- comfortable to listen to either, but it's
- when you get down a little nearer to
3 earth and the machine guns get to
working that you feel you have got
to do what you set out to do right
r quickly and get started to some quiet
qr spot just as fast as the air will get
of your way and let you through.
n't imagine how much that old
re gets in your way when you
ak hurry.
you get on speaking terms
you know that it
putt, putt.' The
rifle, which often takes
oj at ou w h you get too close
c~lt ea 'crack, erack,
crack,' just as every one expects a
rile to do.
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rROPES MOOSE IN THE RIVER
/ nimal Was Captured by Mill Em
ployees When It Was Jammed
Between Lois.
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A romlance of intetrnationall interest rac
Is interwfoven in the recent marriage
of MIsrs Maurgaret Preston Draper of chr
Massacchusetts and Prince Andrea Bon- An
comripagni of Italy. ills eminence, Car- me
dinal Gibbons, a close friend of both tyr
families, conducted the marriage serv- be
ice, Miss Draper having been recently the
received into the Catholic church.
Following the service a nuptial mass paj
was held. This unusual privilege of a the
mass in a private house, which for the wil
day vas a private chapel, Is one of the wii
favors bestowed by the pope on the cia
t family of Boncompagnl. pil1
The princess is known in society cir
cles all over the world. She has lived
in many capitals' abroad and was pre- ]
I seated at the Court of St. James. The ror
I prince is a member of the Boncom- toe
pagni-Ludovisi family which has fig- hot
I ured prominently in the history of Italy th(
since early In the twelfth century. thr
ing
Wedding Ring Exempt. be<
Y Yonkers, N. Y.---Judge Beall uphem pig
· Michael Stelm's refusal to give up his an
I wedding ring to satisfy a judgment th(
for $72. anh
FEARED GERMANS
WOULD BE KUT
French Conone; Ordr Prirr F s
From Work He Ccrnsiders
Dan ,; acr
SENDS IN FRENCH INSTEAD
ncident Makes Deep lrnpres-ion on
American Industr;al Commissioners
-Prisoners Wel Fed and
Courteously Treated.
1':r'i.- 1' 'r German:;l plri`~!,' rs of
r r. i r tr . :1 i
I :t "` ~! ' , In 11 ''1w )1 ý. 1 rom l· b tbre oo
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"1.11.'.'1' ":1-. T' .:,"' I1 In n t "o . k fue
I (nr,' I t1, 1 .r: 'It' .1. .c c tr-lt:ed i
;ii til " ~ ;' "'t t l h iitt t ''ellty Of to
civ," i, u e qu t iti , ;. i v i
1:i!:ty f h is ;ners th", '; 11: hi s o
1in m: n produ the. 1r.1tes i presll. th
i'- I I"1 *iw. 1 T+1hi , ti i. .l I""
-ale 'overa a l Tirer a in h t
"Of coutIIrs, we havien't of the wodays
.'1'" "': ,tik they trIu't tlr n thl;ir fir
lii'st Ny b'r l let iteir it!l h llcri.t Ij
of oungt own.I-,tutiI t l, t s i itn for
Iil'll't e t I} i. 11t' 1't iill (t'il 1111111i1,! re pm c·
strtous te greiat alth barbe ie hi i
'liirr';ils t1 Fu; tie t, iurdealu qulays,
iler' iiui the isfor teli nFsrech are
rtecivil it huge quartitiei. and iewed
in Nw Yrk, "11~tstdthes Germnslook fat
etir thi [i[Ig c('1 I if i in' ie'4t in that tse
in, l!' ttuent t le0 c FeoIf aein c lont el
iTn shosinu sg llr - litii Ia r the saf
Tile or is eont ri s t han tirl ho
cel s Tf the firli hom lin erilirm'hut
ytalu kt re nl eret thir Inrels
larsany el ter thfin the Fri!, tilt treat
Gusler, por nesidenst s of theBoreau
hcem eri ottaf s anid r. "id i t Icr.
is tho se sllte lof a thre his
rmsijut te i Franche mactaly enutoidas
hefe thet. trench l 1ngles. an
inNew York ''thses Ir erngai s bhatk fat
en l i el in te care oand conreptace
t'hevi eed semir eto he plenty sofeto
the rough Swtzerofland ferom Eland
hinlci toon."
Tlrlse riif ther mein German yhirg
minets sapd"G in great whittls~er e p
ani ill itks letiteniur. (srid aniel
guetler, impresidedtf the omerdeau
abamni icr ni ch iiifer(' '; nil t etht the
wreat the Frenchs miitr utordhauxritbe
feled thM. Nalearynl nlsha
Frenh~aiomners Uis.-no Geruan e prac
tcally fcued entiry byackaef stenton
thog wtoerloaWnd felrom Egln
Thie ommsson wrtou as taken to the
The osgthe firm of th er , thir gar
oruets mtchmp the " in gat wUhited
grtre), iapre thed the miembriczun
tcramse thche next to tht dthlel
great f ine elltar s of ordeaux rinbs
racled tceupieths anr hied atnt ion.
TIsourdl tof Wi ee C hellars.
Tebro he commissfioastkn to then
cyelrs of theousrs of b.nCaloews whichm
epe blt muthe ne taroe thoe Uelade
Stte ind thes e t meseomber
trampe uthr ou gh t the dmchilleel
hths fore mitle, pf ast searo wineso
wilsoldlket see them maken h prln
champagn ge," suatidtAesB Fqhar, the e
mliember ofuth cormiss iDon, tO pa
tples of houses rbnaosta a
bebuitdi Sthe war onutprplace
terosauined hor gsuses in cesbmbredom
't1eato untiltyout get inr theChain
paoeuds.tre ict, bnlth nheigbrhoodt on
the grteat batte of nthyeatr, tand o
willug whee them maigth isparklinDur
wingtes hvrin gethequantiis herelowedse
pledas the Calet. cogdteote
prows caued everyliga us ter ian dens
arrnee tohg wiartoutgs for severalf
houras. T1he birstbuwlt teremnedatein
thouhwhc the gas iupyrstposed. Dr
