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SLasM and whIte are ertainly in S, n but in stripes ad pekins and s 1 eclas Is popula; and with net and waetioa will form exquisite cal )ars, yokes, berthas and skirt trim Tas platted and rosetted eollars of bt are still to be seen; in fact, the lavW use of this material bids fair to last ll through the summer. Tan fullness In Bigot sleeves Is dis posed in gathers or plait, at the shoul den, the distended effeat being at talne4 equally well by both modes ~ adJustment. Sasavus for plain day dresses are al ways worn long, sometimes too long. Some end in the form of the mouth of e blunderbus or of a ants, and are meet unbecoming. Cheaae t LifCe. When woma swoahes the chnge of life she is liabl to have a return of all the menstrual derangements, and otherailments that dleted her in former years. The di reot sodon of MegLree's Wine of Cardul on the orgas amicted, make It the best renedy Lor use during this period. Mrs. D. Pennington, West Plains, Mo.. ays: I had been serings from change o1 life and it took the form of dropsy. The a doctors told my husband it was useless to a crsib for me any more. About that Swe ot Dr. Mclree's book on the treat ment of femal diseses and decided to try the Wine of Cardut Treatment. After us g nine bottles, am well." t "*Yoe will notice that I have you on the string" said the boy to the kite. "Yes," an-. t swered the kite. '"And that is what makes t me soar."-Indlanapolis Journal. Ws speak of some men as all wool, prob ably bece4ae they shrink at nothing.-Bos ton Transcript. t Tobacco Stinking Breath. Not pleasant to always carry around, but I it don't compare with the nerve-destroying power that tobacco keeps at work night and dayto make you weak and impotent. Dull i eyes, loss of interest in sweet words and I looks tell the story. Brace up-quit. No To-Bae is a sure, quick cure. Guaranteed b ug Druiste everywhere. Book, titled "Don't Tobco Spit or Smoke Your Life c Away," free. Ad. Sterlibg Remedy Co., j New York City or Chicago. "Tins curious thing about my business," a said the mosquito, alghting softly upon the a nose df the sleeping victim, "is that it's more fun to go to work than it is to stay to hruam." - aug sad Grow a1tt You shall do both, even if youare a slab. sided, pallid, woe-begone dyspeptic, if you reinforce digeston, insure the onversion C of food into rich and nourishing blood, and a ecoverapette and sleep by the systematic = use of the great renovator of health, strength and flesh, iostetter's Stomach iWters, which also usmedies malarial, kid- I ay and rheumatio arouble, nervousness, goatpatlon and biliousness. Au Aus--"Where were you when the as- 1 sanu occurred 1" asked the Judge of the vi- 1 i. ,Surs'n 0'i dun' ao', yer honor. H so hard 0'l 0oudn't say."-BHarper's oe mfst Plaet Way f tvvemtj thhe grippe, Bclds, headaches, aren to use the liquid laxative rem dy Syrup of Figs, wheneve the system 4 sdsagels yet effectv cleansing. Tot Umtd one must get the true remedy masuheraed by the Califord Fig Syrup Co. Oy. Faeby al drugas I iSo no von think that Blickens ould do- I vs frioend?" "Of course not. I eue of lzerkads would believe a wdld he says." -.Wiuhlngtea LSr. PiaO's Cou is a wonderful Cough medi del.-Mas. *. Pcaurr, Van S8ilen and lske Arves.,Brooklyn, N. Y., Oct 96, '9p s. pyramids themselves, doting with re ge the ames of their Bnuas Painsr are greatly relieved by Glmen's SuPphur Soap. eB's Hei anrd Whloker Dye, 50 osnts. burassu Vnastou.-Whatsoever a man Oaewhb, that shall he also rlp.-YaleReoord. Summer Weakness Is eaued by thin weak impure blood. To have pure blood which will properly sustain your health da give nerve strength, take Hood's Sarsaparilla the Orertast Medical Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY'8 UEBI AL'1OtCOVERT. fIII IBllE , o WSit, MASL, Has discovered in one of our comnmot pastuem weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple. He has tried it in over eleven hundred cass md nVer failed exceptin twocases (boththmuder humor.) HehasnowIn his posess over two hundred certificates of 1t valueall within twenty miles of BDein. Send postal Crd for book. A ubenet isalways experienced from the first bottle a a perfect cisawrranted when the ight quantity is taken. Whea lthe h ame afectd it causes shooting pains, lik needles passiVg them; h same with the Liver or Thi is caused by the dicts be S n ostope, and adalwaT lsPtmr a l the stemch is foul or bilious It will Lase squeamish feelings at first. change of dietever necessary. Eat S you can get and enough of it. . se. onme taeoonfulIn water at bedb 'o . l by aV DruggiWts. *ii,. R ST ·~eDc RUFUS 8bANSDr& The sage of -ooky Q k em th Wishy-WahY' Man. . the Matmeet" TreaMS With D~ey GMta. captass eadtg el tahe Leeag esS aeue oeassd-thee.a aNo Dark Vafl 1 fCopwtst ML) to every eondltioi-la religion and In politics-it will pay t man to choosb ) sides and pick his flag snd then stand t b' the colors. Asfor 'm I b would a whole b lotrutherbe u somethin or oth- ii er oncst a year p and let every body know it than to be noth in in particlar the year round. I In my day and si eneration s I have covered e lots of ground and seen a heap of sights, you ander stand, but I have never yet seen a f wishy-washy man that didn't back him- it self into a great fret and confusion- q ment before he quit. If he isone thing today and another thing tomorrow and somethin else the next" day he is more than probable to draw a blank before t the game runs out to a finish. The Met Uahapplest Man now in regards to religion, about a the most unhappiest and changeful d man I ever run up with was old man a Drury Griffin, which he used to run a 1 little water mill down on Deer Creek. g He was a middlin good farmer and the bulliest sort of a mill man, but some how or somehow else he never could git along smooth and easy with his 8 church. In religion old man Drury was jest simply two or three times too many for himself. He didn't have the neces sary stickin and stayin qualities,where as he was forever and eternally floppin around from the fire into the fryin pan and back again. Old man Drury started out when he was a right young man by takin stock with the Old School Baptists over at Cool Spring church. Everything run smooth and easy with him for six months or a year, but late along in the summer they held the reglar three days meetin at Cool Springs, with feet wash in on Sunday. Right then and there old man Drury got hh back up and kicked over the traces. He didn't be lieve in feet washin and he wouldn't have no finger in the pie. He didn't make out like he. was smarter than the preacher, and he couldn't give any scripture for makin the kick.l e jest simply didn't believe in it and he never expected to believe in it if he lived nine hundred and ninety-nine years. The church then got together and sent a committee to wait on Brother Griffin and talk some sense into his head If such a thing could possibly be done. But it was all vanity and vexa tion, you understand. Old mnan Drury got his dander up higher and yet more higher till presently the committee had to give him up as a bad egg and a gone goalin. He stuck to it that he was a genuine Primitive Baptist, borned and bred and brung up in the faith, but he wouldn't take no feet washin in his'n. The committee reported the general results back to the church, and after short talks from various and sundry members touchin the pecurious conduct of the wayward and wanderin brother, it was settled that the case would go over to the next reglar meetin, hopin maybe old man Drury would git back into the fold. But instid of that he got worse and worse and still more of it till finally at last the church had to turn him out and put up the bars behind him. A Casels Methodist. Ily this tite, you understand, Drury GridiA was mad with the whole world in general, and Cool Springs church in psrticlar. The more he talked about it the madder he got till the next thing anybody knowed he was eussin worse than a stage driver. Along in protrac ed tnestin times the followin summer all of a suddentlike he bloomed out as It full-blooded Methodist and got his name on the books over at Bark Log church. He was fghtin mad with the Old School Baptists and wanted to git as far away from them as possible jest for spite, whereas he run slap out to the other end of the rope. It wasa !monstrous long jump, but Drury made it at one leap, But it want many months before they had him up before a church meet in over at Bark Log charged with sayin things nnbecomin to a good member of the Methodist church. To put it in plain United States he had been cumsin to beat six bits till the church couldn't stand it no longer. When they brought Drary up Elder Smith took the case in hand and put in some straight ques tions. "Brother GrifBfin," says he, "the news has come to the church that you have been ueassin and carryin on till it is a plum scandadltion. The church is bound to keep her skirts clear and un spotted from the world. Have you got anything to. say as to why you should not be treated like a weak and way ward and wanderin brother ?"' "I will own up to ceusain a little around the edges," says old Drury, but as to my general walk I am willin to show records with any man in the church. I am as good a Methodist as yen are Elder, but whensomever I git right mad I maybe monght cuses a little. I have heard tell of eussin Methodists al the days of my liie, and my notion is that the beatof Methodists will cum a little when you stir 'em up and git 'em good mad. My mainest weak pint Is for eumsin, but on general prineiples I am as good a Methodist as any of the committee. Methodist, Methodist ia my name, and Methodist will I die." They wMtanted old Drury to take it all beak and my he was sorry, but he ieoatdn't see it that way. He wanton from bedto worse with his weak pint tor pwels, till the church got together ed thbrwed him overboard, and the .14 ship sailed em and ia t him. hue a less e aUtn.tar that Drury I-st bak s. ahe Ma'Ss t-" a yea urderast Zeb bad.beun tarmd oat for rMidt *nelat t m qulnealtain estaat et mor real )se-td put him in to be te pAS hel' of the tree ehureh. `But it e. ceome to pias that the True ebreb dida' draw like brary and Zeb p thought it would. Cb *as the preach- a eW and Dlirty was the chrch, and there C the stood. As timhe went on they . tound out that they Want turnin the ChIlatlsh world tpside down any to b speak of; a they held a few private b ctumin matches together and adjourned the meetin and todk drit Lnd quit. Well, as time went on old Drury put o blh Mame in with first one church and a then another till he didn't have no v where to go. He put in with the Pres- a bytesrans but soon got his back up because they setdown to sing and stood up to pray. He lowed that want in line with his notions of religion, so he ' pulled out and quit. C The next thing anybody knowed he o had jined in with the Episcopal church, a but he couldn't stick there six months a He lowed dancin was worse than lcu- k sin accordin to his doctrines, and be sides that they didn't do nothin in eharch but read prayers and sing songs, and kneel down and git up, and then git up and kneel down. So he "riz and a fell with 'en" as long as he could stand t it, and then dropped out into the cold t world oncst more. The plain unwashed truth is that any church and all the churches was too good for Drury Griffin. The mainest trouble with Drury Griffin, you under tand, was the general all-around cus sedness of Drury Griffin. He lived on to a good old age, made plenty of money and left his folks in good fix. But he died out of the church and out of sorts t and out of line with the whole entire t human family. And he died for the good of his country. Here lately 1 have seen and heard a right shaPp about the soldier boys trap sin around and goin off to their sum mer camps and drillins. It puts me in mind of Captain Steve Buntin and his soldier boys, and the Saturday evenin drillins they use to have. Steve Hun tin stood I reckon about six feet and three axe handles in his socks, you un derstand, and covered all the ground he stood on. Soon along in Aurin of the first year I of the war the boys over on Long Creek fell in together and got up a soldier company they called the Long Creek Horse Guards, which Steve Eluntin he was the Captain. They had their reg lar weekly drillins every Saturday evenin, and whilst they didn't raise no scandlous big lot of fuss and feathers they meant war and war meant fight in, and when the time come they fit like so many tigers all the way from Sump ter's battered walls to the famous Lp ple tree. But I started out to tell you sotrtCthin more in partielar abotit Crptain Steve Buntin and the drillins him and his inen use to have. It was then in the summer time, you understand, had all the work stook about the farms was busy peepin through their collars aLd pullin the plows and wagons. So con sequentially Captain Buntin and his boys had to hook up their brood mares and ride over to the old field where they had their drlllit gt'iunds. And natii Srally of course there was a ybung colt followin along at every mare's heels. The boys had made Steve their Captain because he stood way up yonder higher than they rest and made a monstrous fine appearment on a horse. But as to Steve, he didn't know no more about military matters than a mule knows about mathematics. He didn't knoW but for general orders, and I recollect till yet how he use to give them out to 1 the boys. lie needed two to start and then two to stop. In orderment to start u up the drillin he would say: "Company - attention I Ride your horses." Then he would ride off ahead and lead the boys round and round, back and fourth acrossthe old field for hours and hours. Then by-and-by in order r ment to come to a stop he would say : I 'Company - halt I Suckle colts" I But whilst there want no stars and t stripes or fancy trimmins on Captain I Steve Buntin, when his country called Shim in dead earnest he showed down like a thoroughbred, and I reckin no r doubts the most gonebyest fighters that Sever raised the rebel yell was the Long Creek Horse Guards. Throth tl-he Dark Valley. The news come through Aunt Nsancy Newton from Panther Creek one day last week to the extent that old man Dabny Grayson was dead. It want to say in no ways surprisin to me to hear that old man Dabny had passed on e through the dark valley, you under stand, but it put me id mind of what Blev Scroggins loves to say-"some n folks have sense, whilst otherz have fits." Old man Dabny had been a stirser from base, and a stirrer from his youth up. Byhard work ond clost figuratii he had mnaged so as to git ahead of Sthe hounds and buy a good farm and raise up a fine crop of children and save some money. Raley nobody couldn't Sblame old man Dabny--accordin to the hard fight he had to make--bat he was Sfamous as the clostest and most stUn Sgiest man in all that region of eonntz . Two or three years ago a strung er from somewheres up North went do in through the Panther Creek settleme at and tarried over for a few days. ly Sand-by he put in and bought forty cl es of land from old man Dabay-in woods and hills and hollows over on e the creek- for a hundred dollars. In a tellin me about it old man Dabny wasu it braggin powerful on the trade. Sr"That land sint good for nothin, 7ua afus, except to hold the world together,' says he. *'The timber is sorabby and whilst there are some big springs over there, even to the water aint fitten to Sdrink. Blamed if the water don't jest naturally stink, and it smells like rot ten eggs." But the stranger from somewheree U ap North want Igone nowheres, you un derstand. Hesoongive itoutthat he had founad the bulliest sort of sulphur water on his land. Then he went o_ and worked upa boom, and ome b +k and solid out to a cerowd of tow math fefor two thousand dollar whikhthe are new Lxain to build a big hotel over there adstske suammer boarders. and galt was what sied ald mas a fuOm e stukan about the. toid~lr ·~J kr?) w (Frh 1thee . 'dip 1. t. doo) sum B. W. Edwards, of Jsasginlrg, was o a prostrated by sunstroks during the war sad it has entailed a his P lar ads - srio leos equemd. At bjresit writtig is Mr. . Is a prominent osoer of Post Lyon, 'm3 G. A. It, Choes and pat ddd decamp on ara the stag of the commander-ii-cilef of Al- at l bany Co. In the lateriew ith a reporter, - he said: "I was wounded and sent to the hospital at Winchester. They sent me together with as others to Washington-a ride of about 100 miles. Having so room in the box cars we wo were placed fare up on the bottom of flat - cars. The sun boat down upon out' tinpt- the lected heads. When I reached Washingod as I wai insensible antd Was* liOnsciou i for tha ten days while in the hospital. An abscess wid gathered in my ear and broke; ithas been her gathering and breaking ever since. The result of this 100-mile ride and sunstroke - was heart disease, nervous proatrltion, in. Cha somnia and rheumatism. A completely in shattered system which give me no rest her tight or day. As a last resor,I took some tal Pink Pills and they helpednie to a wonder- d ful degree. My rheumatism is gone, my heart failure, dyspepsia and oonstipatstt are about gone, and the abseess in my ear Cly has stopped disoharging and my hsgd feels log as clear as a bell when before it felt as his though it would burst, and my once shat day toered nervous systeul is now nearly sound. in Look at those fingers," Mr. Edwards said, hat "do they look as if there Was any rheuma asm therel" He moved his fingers rapidly ctr and freely and strode about the room like a got young boy. "A year ago those fingers were gnarled at the joints andso stiff that Icould ull not hold a pen. My knees would swell up, and I could not straighten my leg out. joints would squeak when I moved th rin Tha is the living truth. ora "When I came to think thatI was goingto Pet be crippled with rheumatism, together with the rest of my ailments, I tell you life An seemed not worth living. I suffered from la despondency. I cannot begin to tell you " ed said Mr. Edwards, as he drew alongbreath "what my feeling is at present. I think if you lifted ten years right off my life and loft me prime and Vigorous at forty-seven, We I could feel 1o better. I was an old mal ti and could only drag myself painfully about oi the house. Now I can Walk off without any fa trouble. That in itself," continued Mr. Ii Edwards, "would be sumficient to give me is cause for rejoicing, but When ybt come to slo consider that I am no longer what you might call nervous and that my heart is ap- fev parently nearly healthy5 and that I can sa sleep nights, you may relize why I may a n pear to speak in extravagant praise of Pink nt lls. These pills quiet my nerves, take it that awful pressure from my head, and at w the same time enrich my blood. There seemed to be no circulation in my lower limbs a year ago, my. legs being cold and s501 clammy at times, Now the circulation pis thereis as full and as brisk as at any other nei part of my body. I used to be so light headed and dizzy from my nervous dis- era order that I frequently fell while crossing tio the floor of my house. Spring is coming All and I never felt better in my life, and I am rec looking forward to a busy season of work."' What Distinguished Him. lik Miss Castique-So you are engaged to a jo that Mr. Atkinson, are you not? Now, ma tell me honestly, what can you see i In him that distinguishes him from all tl we other men in the world whom y-" "A ever met? a? " ser Miss Pasee (with unlooked-for frank- poi mess)-He asked me to be his wife.- - Tit-Bits. by Easily Accomplished. Mrs. Sunklands (an Arkansaw mea ph tron)--I hear tell that Jim Clayetab An says he's goin' to move his family back to Gawgy as sootsi a he kin settle tip hs al attalts. Mr. Sunklands-Settle up his affairat sh Why, Lawdl All in the world he's got we to do is to po' a gourdful of water on the ire and call the dawgs.-Puck. tie what the rad Wm Come To. Pe Jane-If you please, ma'am, as it's my hi, night out would you mind lending me ex, y)ttr bicycle? pti Jlistress-Oh, certainly, Jane, take it set by all means. And if you look in my by wardrobe you'll find a per of last sea. son's knickerbockers, which you may have if you like.-Boston Home Jour the The Cannibal's Quady. on "I don't know what to do with that tet chapple we got out of the last ship wreck," said the chief to the cannibal gi' king. it, "What's the matter?" qu "If we take his cigarettes away from him he'll pine away and get thin." p "Let him keep them." th "Then we'll spoil the flavor of the th stew."-Washington Star. t The Trustfulness of Love. "You know, dear," said Miss Dolyers, by frankly, to her accepted suitor, "you - know we get none of papa's money rn while he live" g. "I quite understand that, my precious pet," replied the young man, with the th light of love in his eyes. "We will in- th rite him to live with us, put a folding it bed in his room, and hope for the best. be Bomethlang to Be Preaud Of. "This box isn't the regular size," said the woman who had purchased some strawberries. "That box, ma'am," replied the vender impressively, "is the achieve Sment of statesmanship." "What do you mean?" "It's a comspromise measure."-'ChI i cago Mail. SInoempatlate, S"You want a divorce from your wife, d Sdo you7? a I "Yes, sir, I do." "What grounds?" w "Incompatibility. She and the cook a are quarreling continually."-Detroit Tribune. w .The cemiargep S a Winebiddle-There is one reform the , emancipated woman will insist upon s · when she gets into power. hi , Ollowhill-Name it SWinebiddle-She will make every year a leap-year.-Judge. a' A ekentiae Answer. tc d An intelligent boy in the national ft r school of a large and popular town in W o Lancashire on being examined, among r others, by the eommisslioner,was asked: f5 "Do you know any of the efects of heat I and cold?" "Yes, sdr heat expands and eold eon- s . tracts." ' "Giood, my boy-you have aswered a: r well; now an example." I i "Why, sir, the days in mideammer o k sae the longest and in winter thesa h shortet"--Onae as Week. es shes "·ve ma asmr eaer." h 35 sass "rKe sir., r bass tM" ast wmhheaztset Ialbstatse eow With onealtnorsda and batloJw -Toar yaes as h moeMhtmre s byh i sea :d8i a tbs . . mothers. foea dI.id -~be asmrda of a ehUd is .wema.n's da.* .. -Capt William Pea. Stadaas who is employed in the agruitdil depirB ment at Washilgtea, asserts thit be Was the teal captor of Jeferon Davr at Irwinaville, Ga., May ii iNeS. -George Eliot's portrait represeaet her as having a remarkably unprepo" sessing face, with heavy nose and chin, and thick, badly-shaped lips. She would be pronounced positively ugly. -John Chrysostom often spoke of the tenderness of his mother, and quits as often of her beauty. He believed I that the eloquence which gave him so wide a reputation was inherited from i her. -Catharine of Bragansa, queen of Charles II,. as singularly gifted, both º in person and intellect, but In spite of her beauty and her good sense, she Was inever able to wid the love of her dissolute hdsband. --Byron Sturtevant, a grocer of Poet Clyde, Me., is said to be the most oblig a ing man in Maine. Recently one of a his neighbors wanted his horse for the day, Mr, Sturtevant needed the horse in his delivety wagon, so he let him have the horse, and wheeled his gro ceries about town on a wheelbarrow, going in some cases as much as a mile. --Gen. Sam Browne, as he is famil Silly known, is one of the few me' Swho took a prominent part in the stir ring events in the early history of Col orado. He was born May 12, 1822, in Pennsylvania. near the battlefield of Antietam. While a captain in the reg ular army he resigned and was appoint ed assistant registrar of the United States treasury. -Victories Sardon, the French play ~veight, wts on the verge of starva tion, actual death staring hin in the face, when he made his first success. l is recovery was due to the lady who s is now his wife. He lay in a garret, slowly waisting away with typhoid fever, when a poor actress living in the n same building took pity upon him, nursed him back tolife, and afterward introduced him to the theaterical 5 world. r -When Will Allen Dromgoole, the I southern novelist, applied for the a place of engrosehid clerk in the Ten t nessee house of representatives sev eral years ago she signed her applica tion to a member of the house: "Will s Allen Dromgoole.'' The answer she received ran as follows: "Dear 11111 I got your letter all right and would like the best in the world to give you c a job, but I'1 be d-J if I vote for any r, man whil." here are so many deservy >ii -na charming young women look t~ for a position of the kind." The owmn-"eok the hint, set the repre sentative right and received the ap c poin'ment. --Mrs. Julia Ward Howe, of Boston, by turns abolitionist, woman suffrag ist, patriotic poet, prose writer and s, philanthropist, is, perhaps, most prom b inently regarded by the women of America as the stanches, sort of an ad vocate of the formation of women's clubs. "I think these clubs have ae Scomplished a vast amount of good," she said recently. '"They have had a wonderful educational value in broad ' ening and quickentng the opportuni ties of women to gain knowledge. Persons unfamiliar with the inside y history of clubs whose membership is ºe exclusively feminine would be sur prised to learn the number of good, it serious ideas that sne usually gainq iy by an afternoon's attendance on them." 6y HUMOROUS. -It is all right to dot your l's, bat the wise man will go a long distance out of his way to escape crossing a pink it tea. P' -"Yass," said Cholly; "the gnvnah a gives me money to burn, but I don't do it, y' know. Going to the races is quickah."-N. Y. Recorder. m -Stout Lady (at street crossing, to polleeman)-"C'ould you see me sacross the street, ofcer?" Policeman--"Sure, e ma'am, I could see ye tin times the dis tance, aisy."-Tit-Bits. -Fatber--"Wthat do you mean, sir, a, by hugging my daughter?" Jack Ford - -"I was merely obeying the Biblical Ly injunction to 'hold fast that which is good.'"--Hlarlem Life. as -She (on her voyage)-"What is ie that place down there" He--"Why, n- that is the steerage." She-"And does g it take all those people to make the Sboat go stralght?"--Boston Traveller. -Why does the poet look so ad? Why is his Hlife a wrek? He always get hispoems beesL And never gets abeek. s --omerville Journal --Freddy (five years old)-"Boys keep away from me." Cbhorus-"Why, what's the matter?" Freddy-"The teacher said I was sharp to-day, and Syou might get cut.n--Harper' Bound Table. -Tommy-"May I have some bread and sugar, mamma? Mamana-"Why e, do you always want bread and sugar, and never bread and butter?' Tommy -",Because, mamma, sugar's only worth five cents a pound, and buttefs k about forty."-Harper's Basarm. It -Jack had been to the barber shop with his father. On the way back he asked, "Was that charlotte rnse he Sputnt on your face "Noi my son," was the reply. "That was lather." "Ohl" said Jack. "I wondered why you let him whittle it off without tasting it" my -A Portuguese artbtieer who was suspected of free-thiaklng was at the point of death. A Jeeit who came In to confess him, holding a cerucfla be al fore his eyes, said: "Behold the God i whom you have so offended. Do you og recollect him now?" "Alas! yea, ,: father," replied the dying man; "it wae at I who made him."-Argonaut. -One of the city's bright lawyers m- said a clever thing the other day. He was seated with a group of friends ed and one of the parties psenet persisted in monopolIstng more tha his abhare r of the comvermatio. As themesn asp al arated one of thek said to ths lawyers "That----knows a greet dsalfleea't be?' "Yea," replied the k·Jwyr; "e knowsn entirely to aneh for ~e ~ssa he ought tolb. ihaeporbtd."... . Ma.L "ain't the *eiAi f ..i - .5 KINK -Ir runs;'k~'j* 1 As.asawt-"I doWise R tWY SS* tom to wear the asS the third lager of o Be e th . ou -"o ndo L aobs hf eM Xxv as bare with tw ey5S, but with Stoe*s in order th Ui..Mea - twice as much as the s0a--yea. f yaou would shine in the werld, be a bootbl lanck. W\Ar is there that is IlUttrioe that s not also attended by labort-CoebsO. Tua success or a chubch-chior singer Ia after all, a matter of chants. "Din youn go to nurch yesterdayr' "N' but I did the same thing. I took a nap." Life. A riovrwo heart incloses within Itself - unfaiing and eternal Eden.--ihter. 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