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The Labor Problem.
Neophyte-I don't see why you should
give Wlklow $2 a day and me only
$1110."
Superintendent-WikIow !i an expe
rienced hand.
Neophyte-Then the work must come
a good deal easier to him than it does
to me, and be oughtn't to get so much
instead of getting more.-Boston Trans
,wint
l'ne remedy for lynching does not lie
so much in the law as in public opinion
and in the criminal courts. When bru
tal crimes are promptly punished and
enlightened public opinion supports if
flclent courts lynchinr will ceaise.
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Don't worry overmuch
about those sharp pains in
your head., Seek their cause
in your liver.
One Ayer's Pill at night ror
a few nights drives away morn
ing headaches.
J. C. AYER COMPANY,
Practical Chamniab, Lowell, Mae.
Ayw's Saraperilla Ayer Halt Vigor
Apy's Pills Ayers Chert Pectsul
Ayer' Ague Cure Ayer' O~mnese
The 8mithsonian Institution is una
ble to secure a single wild pigeon. The
birds are now extinct. The writer has
seen the sky blackened with them for
hours at a time, millions upon millions
of them, and it was rare hunting in
those days. Where they have all gone
is indeed a mvsterv.
Dr. Bluu11S est, urest cure for
Dr.BuN'slls";7
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sart IMoockTrls.
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We are the la55 u madkers of men's 83
Iand I36O oat In te world. We make
and ean more will d Oe hO sho s tho n iny
other two mf tuirensn n the U1. a.
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* If you will buy three *
mOld Virginia Cheroots"
So
* and smoke them to-day you will get e
the greatest amount of comfort and
satisfaction that 5 cents will buy in U
a smoke, and get it three times over *
You haven't any idea how good they
• are and cannothave until you trythem. 0
Try three to-day instead of a 5c. cigar. *
Three LUadred mitlion Old Viginia Cheroots smoked thi,
S year. Ask your o deler. Pric 3for5cents. s*
e moem.os OEegeEOE@EeU ogn
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Who doe4 not fnd Ad.
rortIsInff profttable
in him business, finds
busiuns s nnpro ft
able.
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Looking back on the hard times, It is
id pleasing to recall that during the four
ly years from 1893 to 1896 the rich men
of the United States gave, to found and
e endow public institutions--colleges, li
braries, museums and hospitals-no
is less than one hundred and twenty-one
:s million dollars. The New York Times
b is responsible for the figures, which
' lend a good deal of force to that old
proverb about the cloud and its silver
e lining.
That Paris-announced artificial oys
i ter Is said to Ie madnle of rubber. This
cert.ainly ,nhouill he taken with a grain
of salt, if not pepper or vinegar.
BURNING WEg S.
aeshhod of Destroying Them In Use p f
Ralroads.
At this season of the year bioe is
reminded of the annual contest waged
against growing Vegetation to preserve
railway tracks in clean condition. Es
pecially is this true of the dirt-bale
lasted tracks in the westerl htates,
where the epp-anse fittailed in keeping
veetation down by grubbing with a
shovel is a formidable figure, com
pared with the expense of the same
work where tracks art ballasted with
a good quality of gravel. For many
years Western roads have resorted to
lumerous experiments for killing veg=
etation, with machinery, the most
successful of which has been the
scheme of subjecting it to scorching
heat produced by burning crude pe
troleum under a shield carried a few
inches above the track. Machines of
this description are used on the Chi
cago, Milwaukee & St. Paul; Atchi
son, Topeka & Santa Fe and Chicago
Great Western roads. In the construe.
tlon of this weed burner use is made
of an ordinary flat car, on the front
end of which (as it runs in service) is
mounted an upright thirty-horse-pow
er boiler and a pair of engines. By
means of sprocket chain connection
between the engine shaft and car axle
the car is made self-propelling. After
some experience it was found neces
sary to connect the second axle of the
truck with the first, or that driven by
the engine, by means of a sprocket
chain, in order to overcome slipping
due to the lopping of long weeds over
the rails. By this means of locomo
tion a speed of from ten to twelve
miles per hour lis easily made, as
when running for stations to meet
passing trains. The water supply for
the boiler and for extlagu:shing fires,
which may be set accidentally, is car
ried in a wooden tank in the center
of the car. On top of this tank there
are two air reservoirs, and inside of
the forward cab there are two air
pumps for creating the air pressure
necessary to spray the oil into the
burners. The burner rigging is sus
pended from a rear platform, built
upon four T-rails. The shield and
burners are hung from the outer end
of this platform upon bell cranks, and
an old reverse lever and quadrant are
used to adjust the burners to the de
sired height from the rail. The burn
ers are easily taken down when it is
desired to couple the car in with a
train. The oil tank for supplying oil
to the burners is located inside the
rear cab or just in rear of the water
tank.
Poker Defined.
Judge Finn of the First Municipal
court, New York, is one of the coolest
poker players on Manhattan island. A
case was before him the other day in
which the defendant refused to pay
a poker debt of $92. The judge asked
what poker was, and five lawyers, with
all of whom he has often played, diffi
dently opined that it was played with
cards. "Is it a game of chance?" in
quired the court. "That depends alto
gether on how good a player the other
fellow is," answered one of the law
yers mildly. After much consultation
the court gave a verdict for the plain
tif.-Newark News.
There is a plan now before the Italian par
hIament for providing the three southern
provinces of Fougtg, Bar and Leoce with
water from Caposele, in the Apennines, by
building an aqueduct 163 miles long, with
branches that will bring up the total length to
860 mile.
What Will Become of China?
None can foresee the outcome of the quar
rel between foreign powers over the divis
ion of China. It is interesting to watch the
going to pieces of this ancient but unpro
gressive race. Many people in America are
also going to pieces because of dyspepsia,
constipation, blood, liver and stomach dis
eases. We are living too fast, but strength,
vigor and good health can be retained if we
keep off and oure the above diseases with
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
When it comes to blowing the froth from
a glass of beer any young man can raise the
Dearness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications, as they cannot reach the
aesed portion of the ear. There is only one
way to oure deafness, and that is by constitu
tlonal remedies. Dafnes is caused by an a,
named condition of the mucous lningof the
tapbla n Tube. When this tube gete in
lamed you have a rumbling sound or imLier
fat hearing, and when it is eutirely closed
Deness iL the result, and unless the inflam
mation can be takern out and this tube rae
stored to its normal condition, hearing will be
sestroyrd forever. Nine cases out often are I
aussd by catarrh, which is nothing butan in
tamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hund~ed Dollars for an]
ease of Deafness~ (caused by c'narrh) that can.
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Lure. Send
for circulars, free.
F. J. C'neNr & Co., Toledo. O.
told by Druggists. 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best
A new spelline book will be used in Cfncin
natl. In which there are some changes in the
spellingof'wolds. Among them are "thru"
for through, 'altho" for although, and "ca- 1
talog" for catalogne
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`TIS ý ýfIGTý OF f48xr0IO·
New York City.: The skirt that falls
to the instep and clears the ground by
two or three inches grows in favor
day by day. No longer model rivals
It for walking, out-door sports or
shopping. Graceful as long skirts are
in their proper place; they are a men
ace to health and a detriment to com
fort When the occasion demands free=
dom of movement. Paris has already
declared the shorter length correct,
and proves daily how ready and eager
well-dressed women fre to make the
change. Golfing cloth, cheviot, serge
LADIES' BHORT THRna PIECE BSKIRT,
and all similar materials are used.
The only requirement is that of suffi
clent thickness and weight to take
good folds and, if posible, to dispense
with lining.
The May Manton model illustrated
includes all the latest features. The
skirt is cut with a front gore, which
flares gracefully, and circular portions,
which form a deep inverted pleat at
the back. As shown, the material is
tan-colored cheviot, simply stitched
down the front two seams and round
the lower edge at the top of the fac
ing. Any quiet tone is suitable, how
evcr,and the trimming can be changed
to stitched bands or braid, if pre
ferred. As shown, the length is cor
rect for walking and golfing.
To cut this skirt for a lady of me
dium size three and one-half yards of
material forty-four inches wide, or
three yards fifty inches wide, will be
required.
Gives a Graceful E1ect.
The attractive May Manton model
shown in the large engraving is suffi
ciently snug fitting to avoid all sense
of looseness, yet is draped across the
front to give a most graceful effect.
Cashmere, which is to be much worn
during the autumn and winter, and all I
soft wool stuffs, as well as lace, foul
ards, crepe de chine and liberty silks,
are eminently appropriate. As illus
trated, the material is a foulard in pas- I
tel blue, with black, with trimming
of black velvet ribbon and yoke of
plain blue banded with velvet. 1
The foundation for the waist is a
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LADIES' DRAPED WAIST.
fitted lining that closes at the centre
front. The back and underarm gores
of the material are plain and without
fulness, but the right front is cut to
form a diepery below the yoke and
hooks well into the left side, the clos
ing being concealed by the folds. The
yoke is smooth and faced into the lin
ing at the back and right front, but
hooks into place at the left shoulder
and arm's eye. The circular bertha is
cut in three overlapping sections that
give pretty fulness over the sleeves.
One or two sections of the bertha may
be omitted if a plainer effect is pre
ferred. The sleeves are two-seamed
and fit smoothly without being over
tight.
To cut this waist for a woman of
medium size five and one-half yards
of material twenty-one inches wide,
or two and three-eighths yards forty
four inches wide, will be required.
A eancy of the Time.
Small black rings figure the surface
of a cranberry crimson foulard gown
for late afternoon or evening wear.
The skirt has a front gore laid in fine
tucks and circular sides, with a border
of three tucks, which go around the
skirt. The corsage has a jabot front
of shiny black Spanish lace. Deep
points of Spanish lace are ap-liqued
in the bodice in front and in back.
The sleeve is in two parts, a close
fitting upper of crim'.on foulard, and
beneath it is an undersleeve of black
lace over crimson chiffon The neck
band is extremely plain and books in
the middle at the back.
Flowered Silk Traits.
Violets, tiny rosebuds, buttercups
and asters, lightly printed upon white
glace silk, form a remarkably pretty
trimming for a white Swiss muslin
gown. The silk is measured off and
cut into bias bands. It does not mat
ter if the stem of a rosebud or a vio
let bead is missing, clipped, away by
the bias-cut of the sharp scissors. The
bands are applied as a beading to a
founce or simply up and down in ma
chine-stitched bands. The yellow and
violet fowers are especially pretty
used this way,
Inmid. 2r"mmlngs For Sumshadeg.
A feature of a modish sunshade of
apple green glace silk Is that all the
njnuin i Cogfnt ttZ psfethe
frame, at the lower edge. Outside,
the parasol is simply finished with a
hemstitched edge. Inside, soft ruch
ings of apple green silk are carefully
stitched to the lining. Unless a para.
Sol is lined it should be covered with
a silk dark enough to keep the sun's
rays from coming through. A pale.
colored sunshade often admits the
gbpre in a disagreeable manner.
Cluny Lace Collar Band.
"Grand chic" is the verdict pro
bounced on our new neckband made
of ClUny lace. Cluny, being a rather
heavy lace, stands up well, washes
and wears equally well. If you can
find the correct width you need, and
put ribbon under !c as a transparent,
your task is then easy, as collar stif
fening and color shapes are bought
ready made. Perhaps you can get
Cuny lace especially woven with slits
for inserting ribbons. This makes a
stylish and novel collar band.
New Golf Cap For Girls.
A new piece of millinery Is the golf
cap for girls. It is made in Tam
o'Shanter shape, of black taffeta silk.
The crown is made of narrow tucks.
stitched with black silk (not white
or red). The whole flat of the Tam
may be cut of a piece of tucked taffeta.
Only black caps are made in this way.
So far no red nor green taffeta Tams
have appeared on the links. Black is
more becoming on the head,
Real Jade Buttons.
That much prized Chinese precious
stone called jade is the material from
which eight small buttons are fash
ioned to fasten a lady's gown. The
buttons are well-fastened on, you may
be sure, and they are removed and
replaced in a jewel case when the
bodice goes to be secured. They are
worn with a tea-green taffeta shirt
waist, and as they are set in gold rims
they show their beauty spaced down
the front of the bodice.
Terminate at the Waist Line.
The majority of the best corset cov
ers terminate at the waist line, and
their fronts are in surplice form. The
high-necked or half-high corset cover
is no longer used by the best-dressed
women.
The Skirt Chemise.
The skirt chemise, fitting like a
glove, is steadily growing in favor.
and promises to remain so while the
snugly-fitting hip and flared bottom
skirt, which renders them so conven
ient, is in vogue.
Autumn Dress For a Girl.
Charming and attractive as guinlpe
gowns unquestionably are, every
mother realizes the utility of the model
that can be made of one material, and
that does not inevitably involve the
dainty yoke and sleeves that must be
laundered after each day's wear. The
very pretty and stylish May Manton
design shown has the merit of allow
ing the guimpe, when desired, and of
being equally available for the long,
snug sleeves and for low-neck and tie
short puffed sleeves, as occasion may deu
require. Made of one material, as il- le
lustrated, it is suitable for daily after- du
noon wear or for a street costume L
when the days begin to grow cool; UI
with a guimpe of white, or with low to
neck and puffed sleeves it becomes in8
suitable for dancing school and party RI4
wear. The deep pointed collar, which del
is a feature, may also be varied and sht
made all of lace or nedlework, of con
trasting silk for an older child, or of so
the material trimmed. Cotton mate- an'
rials, such as dimity, Swiss, organdy t
and Madras are suitable, as well as en!
challles, cashmeres and the sample fie
Oriental silks that are much liked for
children's dressy gowns; but the model fa
is of figured challie in ciel blue, with
trimming of lace insertion joined un
der rows of narrow black velvet rib- i
bon. ns
The foundation for the waist is a foi
fitted lining, which closes at the centre am
back. The sleeves are made for their
entire length, the puffs being arranged i
over the plain portions. The skirt is
straight and full, simply gathered at
the top and joined to the waist, where to
it is finished to a band of the trim
ming. eM
To cut this dress for a girl eight 1
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years of age four yards of material
twenty-one inches wide, three and one
half yards thirty-two inches wide, or
two yards forty-four nchbes wide, will
be required.
SUCKED THE BOTTLE.
Tems Plsebyderms Take Klm toM am
Artfaeial teem of Nmsing.
I owned some young elephants which
I had lent to a showman on the Bow
ery. On going to see them one day
I noticed a man holding his fnger in
the mouth of one of the smaller ones.
J placed my finger in the mouth of an
other and found that the creature
seemed to derive pleasure from the ac
tion of sucking. Immediately I sent
out for an ordinary infant's nursing
bottle. The young elephant drained
the bottle as if "to the manner born."
It was passed from one to another of
the infant class. Finally they fought t
in the most indescribably comical man
ner for possession of the bottle. Then
I fitted a large glass jar, holding a f
gallon, with rubber tubes, so that all t
could use it at the same time. In- I
variably they would empty this bottle
before loosening their hold on the nip- a
ples. They had doubtless been taken t
from their mother when too young, or r
perhaps she had been killed at the t
time when the young were captured. (
So effectively did they appeal to public v
interest and sentiment that by dint of f
skillful advertising the celebrated v
"sucking baby elephants" made quite s
a fortune in a single season. They
would be led into the ring, where they a
would take their nourishment like c
human babies, their overgrown size r
making this infantile operation very a
comical and absurd. The sight capti- c
vated the heart of every woman who t
attended the show.-Saturday Evening
Post
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Congress desired the experiment of t
rural free-mail delivery to be thor- ci
oughly tested and to that end author- (
ized the postoflce department to make
trials in different parts of the country.
First Assistant Postmaster General a
Heath, in his report recently made pub
lic, gives the results of these experi
mnents. He says trials have been made
in all sorts and conditions of rural life. l
The experiments have covered twenty. bl
nine States and forty-four different
routes. They have not been confined T
to communities where- conditions fa- a
vored the success of the plan to the
utmost, but mail has been carried over
the mountains of Arkansas, through bi
the heavy roads of Central Illinois, p
along the rough banks of the Missouri
river in Kansas, through the unsurvey- .g
ed and roadless farming districts of
Southwest Kentucky, over the hills and
through the snow-filled crossroads of C;
Michigan and among the scattered col- se
ored settlements of Virginia. Com- gi:
menting on these experiments, the
First Assistant Postmaster General fa
says: "According to the varying con
ditions of the country traversed, the
rural carriers perform their services on
horseback or riding in buckboards, bug- $1
gles, two-wheeled carts, or on bicycles. Pe
In some States they have to cross farms I
and pull down bars and ride over fields m
to deliver and collect their mails. In
no instance has any serious complaint
been made of this invasion of private n
rights. On the contrary, the co-opera- .
tion of the communities served has in
every instance been cheerfully and ef
fectively given. The farmers, at their no
own cost, have put up boxes at the no
crossroads and at All other convenient
places for the reception of the mails. T.
The general results obtained have been ne
so satisfactory as to suggest the feasi
bility of making rural delivery a per- ,s
manent feature of postal administra- he
tion in the United States, not immedi
ately or in all districts at once, but in of
some gradual and graduated form." Ti
After the successful experiments in this
ljne Congress should not delay longer te
the establishment of rural free delivery m
in the communities best suited for the w
immediate introduction of this system.
The contrast between the old frigate u
Constitution and the big modern ar
morclads Iowa, Massachusetts, Brook- r
lyn,.New York and Texas, that visited
Boston harbor to honor her hundredth ni
anniversary, must have been most im
pressive. But though even in her best
days she could have been sunk with (
a single shot from one of the big guns
they carry, she has a record of glory
which they have yet to earn. What
we may hope and believe is that, in our
navy of to-day there are worthy suc
cessors of Hull, Bainbridge, Stewart,
and the sailors that gave to the Con
stitution her immortal renown. Now
that this famous centenarian has pass
ed the anniversary of her launching,
we trust that she will continue to be
cared for, with the single purpose of
preserving her as long as possible to
posterity as a monument of heroic days.
Sensational newspapers have done
much to mislead the public in the mat
ter of great fortunes. The great for
tunes are not nearly so great as the
sensational newspapers have repre
sented them to be. It is worthy of no
tice that, as a rule, the inventory of a
dead man's estate shows it to be much
less that it had been represented to be
during his lifetime.
A Bridgeport, Conn., bride has Just
undergone a severe surgical operation
to relieve a malady caused by the lodg
ing of a grain of rice in one of her ears.
Rice-throwing at weddings is growing
deservedly unpopular. Stick to old
shoes-they are safe if not poetic.
The remedy for lynching does not lie
so much in the law-as in public qpinion
and in the criminal courts. When bru
tal crimes are promptly punished and
enlightened public opinion supports ef
fIcient courts lynchlng will cease.
It Is estimated that 60,000 farmers in
France make their living by the manu
facture of Roquefort cheese, which Is
a remarkably small number conlder*
Ing the strength of the cheees
Although that's the part generally
used for the purpose, when in a contest
for any kind a man cemes out the
small end of the horn he seldom does
much blowing.
St. James' Gazette commiserates the
United States In that the country has
no large leisure class to devote its time
to public affairs. Bless you, neighbor,
what's the matter with the politician
That Paris-announced artificial oys
ter is said to be made of rubber. This
certainly should be taken with a grain
of salt, if not pepper or vinegar.
The Crusade in Brief.
Germa~y, the land of beer and "person- I
al liberty' in beer drinking, in about to
try legislation as a remedy for drunken- r
ness. d
You owe it as a duty to yourself and to
the cause of temperance to know as much
as possible about the history, develop
ment and meaning of the temperanct
movement.
Bishop Thoburn. writing to the Indiana
"itness concerning the Philippines says:
"Every alternate place of business seems
to be a liquor shop of some kind, and the
soldier has temptation before his eyes
whichever way he may turn."
IU is better to be sensible than tech- a
nically correct
plantat1io i i p dis ''rllll,
Noees Prem the Parts I1peeliles
"the Singer Manufacturing Com
pany, t 140 Broadway, New York,
show their usual American enterprise
by having a very creditable exhibit
located in Group XIII., Class 79, at the
Paris International Exposition, where
they show to great advantage the cel
ebrated Singer Sewing-Machine which
is used in every country on the globe,
both for family use and for manufac
turing purposes. The writer was
highly pleased with this display and
observed with much satisfactlon that
it was favorably commented upon by
visitors generally.
The Grand Prize was awarded by
the International Jury to Singer Sew
ing-Machines for superior excellence
in design, construction, efficiency and
for remarkable development and adap
tion to every stitching process used
In either the family or the factory.
Only One Grand Prize for sewing
machines was awarded at Paris, and
this distinction of absolutely superior
merit confirms the previous action of
the International Jury at the World's
Columbian Exposition, in Chicago,
where Singer Machines received fifty
four distinct awards, being more than
were received by all other kinds of
sewing machines combined.
Should it be possible that any of
our readers are unfamiliar with the
celebrated Singer Machine, we would
rsapectfully advise that they call at
any of the Singer salesrooms, which
can be found In all cities and most
towns in the United States."
When Benjamin Constant, the celebrated
French painter, painted a portrait at Leon
XII, and presented it to him. the Pope asked
the painterto name his own present in ex
cbange, M. Constant requested that the Pope
give him the soutane worn by himduring the
religious ceremonies or holy week.
The Bos Preserlptien fte Chlle
and FPevr is a bottle of Gorvs's TAlsvtusm
Csaf Tolua. It is simply iron and quiniatne
a tasteless tfea. No care-no pay. trice sOc.
Richard Henry Stoddard. the blind banker
and poet, hes given up dictating much of his
onpyand writes most of it In spite of his
blindness he writes a remarkably clear hand.
Toe Cae a Cold In One Day.
Take LAZXrAIvn Bn o quncna TAsLrs. All
ruggsts rtefad the money if it falls to cure.
W. Giva's sigsnature is on each box. Sic
It is unwise to keep an oil or gas store
burnng in a sleeping room, as thereby the
pure siris vitiated and the health'of the room
placed in j opardy.
FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervousness
after first day's use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. ir trial bottle and treatise free Da. H.
I. ILix Ltd., siArch St., Phls., Pa.
Germany, too. has its "Palisades" question.
Cemplaints are heard that some of the finest
scenes in the mountains known as the Sieben
gilbrtdge are being ruined by stone cutters.
PrTrwNA FADILss DvI produces the
fastest and brightest colors of any known dye
stun. Bold by all druggists.
A pair of Louis XV Sevres porcelain table
candlesticks from the art treasures of Sir
Charles Welby sold in London recently for
"1I0r& This is probably the highest price
paid for articles of the kind.
I am sure Plso's Cure for Consumption saved
my life three years ago.--its. Taos. ROB
uisS, Maple St.. Norwich. N. Y., Feb, 17, 1000.
Wanted.
A traveling salesman in each Southern State;
$50 to $50 per month and traveling expenses;
experience not absolutely necessary. Address
PmxIcxs TosAcco Woaxa Co., Penicks, Va.
Panot-Say. did you tell Haskill that I
was an inveterate liar? Paxnot-No. Pug
not-Well, its a good thng you didn't, Pax
not-No, I said "chronic."
Salesmen Wanted.
Two honest, reliable men; experience not absoe
lutely necessarr. salary and expenses paid
Peerles Tobacco Works Co., Bedford city, ,e.
"I don't care about that new boarder,"
"Why not?" "He's so polite toeverybody that
he can't be a person of any importance.
Irdigeetlon is a bad companion. Get rid
of it by chewing a bar of Adams' Pepsin
Tutti Frutti after each meal.
An Atchison woman of 75 recently inheri
ted a little money, and the first person she
mrde sure was informed of the newswas an
80-year-old man, who jilted her when she
was 15.-Atchison Globe.
Mrs.Winpl,w's Foothing Syrup forchildiren
teething, softens the gurts, reducing inflame
tion,allays nain. cares wind colic. 250 a bottle
All buildings belonging to the Chinese gor
ernment are yellow, and itis a capital offense
for any private person to use that color on
tbhe exterior of his dwelling or place of bust
"Isn't it difficult. Mrs Jones,. to ret along
with a girl that uses such broken English?"
'Oh. I don't mind that so much. It's her
broken Lhina that makes me wild."- Pitte
burg Press.
- - "You can always smell a "dead
Sone."
He has a costive-looking face.
His breath knocks you down.
lHe drags his feet.
Si Listeners to his talk turn their
heads the other way.
His breath poisons God's pure
air.
He ought to keep clean inside;
-that means sweet breath, quick brain, swift moving feet. You can't feel well and act well
with your bowels clogged, sending poison all through your system. Clean them out gently
but thoroughly and keep them dclean with CASCARETS Candy Cathartic. Be sure you get
the genuine. CASCARETS are never sold in bulk. Look for the trade-mark, the long-tailed
"C" on the box. You will find that all bowel ills and the nasty symptoms that go with
them are quickly and permanently
CURED. BY
011th.'iff7OU wI n vmultul t. I d " .» CC." C.;.b.m w.
..IN .e. bt" ol -m.Ca the. cw a hez with the lamg-taf C." Loc"
lOc. , ALL
25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS
'ON I To any needy mortal, who can't afford to buy, we will mall a box free.
s:r0O. W Address Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York. ,
mtre are iV,waO saoons i vn lo, com
pared with 10,811 a year ago.
If the United States of America would
rule the world, if she- would whiten the
distant seas with the sails of her com
merce, if she would extend her intellec
tual realm till her voice is law in the cap
itals of the distant Orient, then let her
for two generations abandon alcohol, and
she can realise her ambition.
The Cier Council of Rochester, Minn.,
recently passed an ordinance which is
now in effect, which guards against the
illegal sale of liquor at forbidden hours,
by providing that screens and curtain,
shsU be removed from the windows of sa
loons and drug sores during all Sunday
and on other oays, from It p. m. until j
a. m
A gorgeous costume flashed beneath the brilliant lights
of a ball room. The queen of society is radiant to-night.
SThe nervous hands of a weak woman have toiled day
and night, the weary form and aching head have known no
rest, for the dress mIst be finished in time.
To that queen of society and her dressmaker we would
say a word. Ono through hothouse culture, luxury and
social excitement, and tho other through the toil of necessity,
may some day find their ailments a common cause.
Nervous prostration, excitability, fainting spells, dizzi
ness, sleoeplesness, loss of appetite and strength, all indicate
serious trouble, which has been promoted by an over-taxed
system.
For the society queen and the dressmaker alike, there is
nothing so reiiablo as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Coztprou.nd to restore strength, vigor, and happiness.
Mrs. Lizzie Anderson, 49 Union St., Salem, N. J., writes:
" DaAn Mae. Puma" :-T feel it is my duty to write and tell you how
grateful I am to you for what your' medicine has done for me. At one
time I suffered everything a woman could. I had inflammation of the
ovaries, falling of the womb, and leu.orrhtea. At times could not hold a
needle to sew. Tn first dose of your Vegetable Compound helped me so
much that I kept on using it. I have now taken six bottles and am well
and able to do my work. I also ride a wheel and feel no bad effects from
it. I am thankful to the Giver of all good for giving you the wisdom of
curing suffering women. I recommend your med
icine to every woman troubled with any of these
diseases.'
Mrs. Sarah Swoder, 103 West St.,
La Porte, Ind., writes:
"I DAu Mas. PnmxAx:-It gives me great
pleasure to tell you how much good Lydia E.
Plnkham's Vegetable Compound has done for me.
" I had been a sufferer for years with female
trouble. I could not sew but a few minutes at a
time without suffering terribly with my head.
My back and kidneys also troubled me all the
time. I was advised by a friend to take your med
icine. I thad no faith in it, but decided to try it.
After tak<ing one bottle I felt so much better that
I continmcl its use, and by the time I had taken
MI.RS.$ARAH 5WOLER six bot=:0s I was cured. There is no other medicine
for iae. I recommend it to all my friends."
E II RD Owing to the fact that some skeptical
people have from time to time questioned
the gentineneses of the testimonial letters
we are constantly publishing, we have
which w:!I be paid to any pern who will show that the above
UU testimonsls are not genlsna, or were published before obtaining
the writers' speiaidioa.--LvatA B. Pixetlu MtlICINS Ca0
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For liberal rates apply to the Publishers.
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