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WHY 1 LEFT THE FARM. :You've been a good boy, Jim, good as kin be; There's that speckled calf-do you see him? y1melU, he's a Christmas gift for you, Jim. se's not been doin' well this fall; e's got so he t'n't come when I call ut you may ]Lve him for a Christmas gift; Go fetch him in 'fore he goes on the lift." Well. I took that calf and brought him in; Though he was little but bones and skin, I shelled him corn, and warmed him milk, And by spring I had him as fine as silk. I turned him out in the spring to grass. And he'd always come when he'd see .e pass. I rubbed him and loved him, and he loved me; Why the way he showed it anybody Could see. He'd do anything I'd tell him to; He'd gee and haw-anything a calf could do. And he grow-well you never saw the beat; Why he got too fat to stand on his feet; Of course he was mine-they .ll knew that; Mother said that was why he got so fat, The neighbors knew it, and asked me: "Jim What are you going to do with him?" I didn't know, I loved him so; I thought 'd kill me to see him go To be killed for beef. But I didn't say A word about it. At last one day When I had been workin' a sawin' logs, And shuckin' dornTor the fatnin' hogs, When I came homqP hi went to see My beg fat steer, where couldhe be? His stall was empty, deer, oh dear! What has become of my big fat steer? Says father a smnilff.lE canseb him yet, That smile 'o'hisbn Iean iever firget; Well, Jimmie,if.it will be any relief, .. An' put a stop to your foolish grief. I sold him to-day for a Christmas beef; , Ha! hal Youlknow he was a Christmas gift, And I tell you he gave me a right smart lift On that piece 'o land just over the way That you know I bought t.1t Christmas day. I've spent the money I got for him, But i'll give you a calf in the morning, Jim." That was all he said. I went to bed, l3utnaot to sleep, for through my head SRan thoughts of how he had'reated me, And no.iPug better ahead could I see,. I rolled end tumbled the most of the night, Got up, left home before it was light, My heart was broke, which was worse than your arm And that is the reason I left the farm. -Drainge Journ~eL ALWAYS had a great horror of snakes," said Lieut. Marsden, of the -th Be a gal native in fantry, leaning back in his deck-ch air with the air of man who had a long story before im; "an. so you may think what a ine ` ' had when I :first .tanle out to engal, where they'reas thick-as pease in the wet season. I haven't forgotten yet what a scare I got one morning, when I found a big fellow snugly coiled up right under my bath, just as I was goingto. step hIto it; and 'how ever carefully ii..yservantitmiglit have overhauled my bed, I never turned in without going through the whole busi ness myself all over again, for fear of finding a snake curled up between the -sheets or nnder the pillow. "I got so nei0obs about it `at last that, as if it wasn't enough to light up on a real snake at every corner, I be gan to imagine them even whitre there welN.n't any at all. One ibrnidng, iswaking earlier than usual, I thought I saw a small green one crawl ing over the chair on which I 'had laid my clothes; anid; after all, it'turned out to l e nothing more than the green book-marker of my diary hanging out of my coat pocket. "Another time a facetiots chum of mine amused himself by putting an india-rubber tube into one of my boots, aad I-rto co. so~ taking it for a. anake2-nearly.-taized .gout= the boot sole in trying to crush it, to the great delight of tho.otbhe fello*b . In ¢ioit, so long as niy isnatke ever lasted I was a regular nuisance to nifselt I ,eyo. one about me. . "After awhile, however, I began to get over.itand not to.bother my head about these 'indigenous creepers' at all; but I wasn't to get off .without a genuine snake adventure, and a pretty endscibg easteos caerg&Af i gheli ~ttt '' "One sultry afternoon I was lying in my hammock in the veranda, eating fruit and biscuits (for it was too hot to. do anything else), when all at once I saw a little, sharp-nosed, bright-eyed creature covered with smooth h -Ilike :a; s rt8f bi *tsb tween a liand(coot rat and a sqdTrrel" comq creeping along the floor. "I threw it a bit of banana, and at rat it seemed startled and made as if u wo~ul.u a" ray; but presently it nu .ed'hack again aqd snapped up the I . 'I THREW IT A BIT OF aANA"A. fjiait, which it seemed to approve of iIghly. I gave -it' another bit, and then' a piece of biscuit, and by degrees it 'began to get more familiar and ap peared quite inclined to make friends. But jut. then one of, my men eamel running':aerosk thb eoirtyard and the sound of his footsteps scared it away. "The next day, howeverit came back again; and by this time it seemed to have quite got over its first shyness, and took rea4ily 4noagh whatever , gaveit After we bad Jeen on visiting terms for two o* threb days, 'Tommy' l(as I had named my four-footed eksm) got to be so friendly that he would climb up on to my haianmbik Or chair, and letme stroke hiimanL hold hin iw my hand, just asif he'd been a kitten. 1 get to be-qutatite d ofthi.s at 4 last. "Just about that time I managed somehow or other to catchi a low fever, whbich, though it rasan't whh you'd call dangerous, left me as weak as water. In fact, for three or four days I couldn't even ,raiase myself, ! bed without hel. ,a.f. "Well, one.day-it'll be long enough b efore I forgp~i -I h$ sepnt ~a..he .elling him I was going to have a ja. :b asathe very hottest timeaof th ail I ever eat sas w i4 6llQl 5i lounging, or fast asleepc and it wasn't long before I fell asleep too. "How long I slept I have no idea. but when I awoke it was still so hot and I was so drowsy, that I was just going to doze off again, when I caught sight of something that woke me up in good earnest. "Creeping into the room from the veranda, coil after coil, was a huge 'hooded cobra,' the deadliest snake in all India, more than seven feet long, and as thick as a man's arm. It was evidently meaning to attack me; and there I lay, too weak to lift my hand, all alone, and with no one anywhere within hearing. "For a moment I was fairly dumb with horror; and then, although I knew it was no use, I instinctively called for help; but my voice was so weak that it couldn't even have been heard in the next room. "On came the snake, rearing up ft horrid spotted head angrily, and blow ing out its hood, as it always does when it means mischief. It had al ready got to the foot of the bed, and~ was just preparing to crawl up, when I heard a skirr of tiny feet across the floor, and I saw my squirrel-rat frieLd, little Tommy. "The brave little fellow never hesi tated for a moment, but went right at the cobra like a tiger, and gave it a bite that drew blood like the cut of a knife. o "For a moment the snake drew back, and a quiver went all through it, which showed that it was hard hit; but it pulled itself together at once, threw back its head viciously, and struck at poor Tommy with all its force. But Tommy dodged the stroke cleverly, and fastening on the cobra tooth and nail, gave him a second bite worse than the first, wounding him so severse ly that he was evidently weakened, and began to showsigns of giving way. "From the bed teherei J lay I could see the whole battle quite j aiuly; and you may think how tsgi-·g it twas for me to haveto lie there helplessly while a duel was being fought out upon which my life depended. "But it didn't take me long to find out how the fight was going to end, for the'obra had the worst of it from the very beginning. Do what he might, let him try as hard as he pleased to strike his enemy or to coil round him, the snake might as well have tried to hurt a shadow. Brave little Tommy 1E TOMMY WENT AT THE COBRA LInS A TIGER. escapes him every time, and repaid each iv attack with a fresh bite, makin Ild scaly-back twist and wrigh gle li a speared eeL "At last the cobra, in its writhing and flopping about, knocked over a small table with a lot of glasses on it. which came dowsawith a crap that might have wolkd ip.a coiuntry iso 6e man on duty. The next moment there wa~sa shout pnd sefry outside, and my chum, Harry Templeton, came ~*stjpgL. long into the room, just as the valiant Tommy got hold of the snake by the throat and fairly bit its bes, off. "'Hollo!' cried Harry; 'what on etrth has been going on here? Why, ,vy pq.r oln fellow! to think of your bein*liV'ti1 fate that horrit brute all alone, and you not able to stir, tool If I'd only known I would have been in to help you like a shot. Well, thank God! it is all right now.I But where on earth did you pick up that mongoose?' "'W.het sort of a gooe do you call him?', asked I i, surprie. 'I never knew 'before that a j~oe iad'four feet!' "'Pooh!' said Harry; 'you're not go iig to pretend that you don't know whatdmongoose is! Why, man, they're9 the greateit6 sprpent'itiu e;~.nd if it had4't btia' loi, fo t ii eMl' time. I only wish we had a dozen more of 'em here in the cantonmefit, to clear of these eonfoundeB: snakes! "Thus it was that I found out that my littae Ierle Tormmyrw- s p-pecimenl of the analkuiink in nta izcise 'et India, and that my friendship with him had actually saved my life. You may besurethat I made a greater pet of himn than ever after' that,"-Oavfdd Ker, in Harper's Young People. The Jntelligent Agent. A"intisurance agent was trying to in. duce a hard man to deal with to take o s policy on his house. AMtey listen i .to i fior na h hiur, While he itedIn 'v*lb colors the extreme dail er .t re "consumling "the house, the hard man to deal with said: "'Do you really think it likely that 'thy houser will burn down inside the time that the policy will run?" "Certainly," replied the insurance agent, "have I not been trying all this time to convince you, that I do?" "Then," said the hard man to deal with, "why is your company so anxious to bet me money that it will not?" .ie agent was silent and thoughtful for a moment; then }hedirw the other apart into an unfrequented place and whispered in his ear. "My friend, I will impart to you a dark secret. Years ago the company betgayed may. sweetheart by prolaiseeof marriage. , Under an assumed name I have wormed myself into its service for revenge, and.as there is a heaven above us, I will have its heart's blood." -Chicago MNewi --ln a reoentLndon book sase was ao of Tennyaso's "I(1d" a cot 4 ing "The Charge of the Light Brigade," with he following autograph lettj+ft 1875 from the poet inserted: "I camnot attend your banquet, but I inclose five pounds g defray some of its expenses, to be d.ibated, as you may thint mong th s mosipdigemt of the sur vivors of that glorious charge (at klva); a blunder it. iay have one; w England should be grateful, hvig learned her~b that I oiera are the brav S. . mo Wt4a t under the s~u. THE ARIZONA KICKER. f Few Suggestions Thrown Out by the Editor. One of the funniest things that ever occurred in this town was pulled off in good shape Tuesday afternoon. Mon day we got a keg of red ink from Chi cago, being the first thing of the sort ever seen in this part of Arizona. Our esteemed contemporary down the street has had a great many things to bear from us, and the red ink was the last straw. He sent us word that he intend. ed to shoot us on sight, -but we'd for gotten about it when we started for the post office at three ,o'clock. As we passed Santa Fe alley we heard a pistol go off, followed by several successive reports, but as there was nothing unus ual in a fusillade of that sort we kept on. It was not until we had entered the post office thatCoL Irwin came rnm ning in to inform us that we had been shot at It seems that our esteemed contem porary ambushed us at the alley and fired his first shot. Then he followed on and plugged away five times more without our suspecting it, and finding e could not accomplish anything he ' down on a barrel and cried like a ."d.~VWhen we understood the case we went) ack and offered to stand against the wall and let him pop away for half a day, but he went off in a petulant spirit without even thanking us. Poor old daddy! We understand that Maj. Jones is making it his business to circulate re ports around town and tell everybody that we have decided not to run for mayor, e`eit if the nomination were of fered us by acclamation. In telling this the major lies, and he knows he lies! No one has authorized hfn to make any s-ich statements, and he is actuated only by the basest motives. We not ronly want the nomination but we want to be erected, and' we shall work tooth and toenail together. . " : A word with you, major: "If, after your attention has been called to this 'notice, yTu persist in your malicious conduct, we shall take it as a personal insult That is, we shall strap on our gun and meander around town, and as we meander we shall look for you. If you get the drop on us we shan't kick, but if you don't you'd better have in structions already written out as to where you want to be buried. There are over two hundred subscrib ers on our books who are owing us for two years' subscription. Most of these are eastern people, who have been ac customed to paying for their paper about once in fifty years. It will prob ably astonish them to know that we run things on a different basis out here. We don't want to be too sudden with them, and therefore announce that this notice is only preparatory. ' During the next thirty days the delinquents can settle up with bay, oats, corn, live stock, barbed wire, hides, pelts, whisky, tobaco: or most any thing else. Afte; that we shall ihountiour mule and loolt up the rest of them and we shall de cline to be held responsible for results. We understand that Col. Childers is making a great blow around town about; the little affair of last Saturday and that he has induced some of our best citizens to believe that we at temipted to assassinate him. While we have lived here too long for any solid business-man to believe any such thing of us, an explanation is perhaps due to all parties. The colonel's wife is a poetess. That is, she has copied poetry from standard poets and brought it to us as original, and it has been published as such in the Kicker. On several occasions we have suspected that all was notright, but we are kind-hearted and willing to give a poetess a show. Saturday morning she brought in a poem entitled "The Old Oaken Bucket," We thought we'd heard of itsoiwhTere, ;but she assured us that it was strictly original. She ha'ts ei~tI bf~eb l3lf: an hdhr' When our literary editor, who also thought he'd heard of such a poem, found that our suspicions were, corieet. The po etess had stole thie whole thing. The cqgpel happened to be passing y, and, we called him m pnd broke the eiew as gently as possible. lHe flew mhad in a thnment and attempted to draw ondis. It turned out, however, tha~the had left his gun at home, and we held him up against the wall and slit his right ear and let him go. This is a plUinI4l bonest .statemept,.of all the fue and Ive challenge deninlL-M QuadL in N. Y. Worldl. ,UNFBORN, INVENT IONS. If You Wish To Make k aone sad Fame Here's a c..haue. her is a memorandmn of a- number of the unborn' inventions. Any one found getting away with one of these ideas will be prosecuted to the full ex tent of the law: Something that will crawl around on the fldor~'fter Ip n i. An indicator that will tell who is ring ing the door bell. , A piano that is- dumb `after mid night. An interpieter for the baby. -A cook who knows just what you want for dinner. A c elible binnet A name plate to be universally worn, so that Jhere will be n6 more -trouible about remembering people's names: A trunk that is never full. A butter crock that is never empty. Something thiatr ,will counteract the effect of i&atty so that the enterprising keepr otAle ledgiing houase can set up betds'~Oi all otUr O the wallS and the ceiling. An arrangement for the table, name not yet decided upon, consisting *of a miniature electric railroad running aronird on the table, on which the dihaes travel Everything gets around to every body once in so often, and no one has to hand the iraogar, or. pass the bread or dish the potatoes. This is to be ar range sqahedt rdi g.housoe kettles ca r ii tlke tlghtn . . . . Clothes iade, without; eloth, stitches .ins or buttons. Iron shoes. A newspaper that will read aloud. Au inland seashore. A cheerful spirit made adjustable- Toledo B)d&. oP44 a Stlte . "The det". macda,: said the yofng surgeon, encouragingaly, as he made his preparations to sew up the wound tn the lip the infant had receiv ed by falling down a stairway, "will leave a s.ar, of edurse but twenty years from now, when the little fellow' has grown to be a m an and raised a Inustache,- it won't show a bit-" I.tisn't a baby of thatkind, doetor," repUlied the anxioup but eitirely self. ipPosiwnzan;dmo~Thr--Caep nrm HTUMOROUS. -Tommy (yawning)-"A river must have a good time." Dick-"Why?" Tommy-"Because it doesn't have to get out of its bed."-Lowell Citizen. -As they stood on the beach where the wavelets play She laid her head on his satin vest And lifted her lips in a pouting way And-he did the rest. -Cape Cod Item. -Hungry Higgins-"O, I had sich a dream las' night! I thought I was fuller'n a biled owl." Weary Watkins -"Ah, it's you that always was the lucky duckl"-Indianapolis Journal. -The city man who can not tell rye from oats is usually the man who can tell you best how to make money off a farm. At any rate, such a man could never make a living on one.-Somer ville Journal. -"Pa," said little Georgie Thikhed, "what is a meteorologist?" and old Thikhed thoughtfully replied: "Why, my boy, haven't you seen the man with a lantern who comes to look at the gas meter now and then? Well, he is a me teorologist"-Boston Bulletin. -"The Way to a Man's (and a Girl's) heart, etc."-"Do you remember that lovely gorge at Flowery Dell?" asked Griffin of one of the girls he had met at the picnic. "Rather!" was the reply. "It was the first square meal I'd had for a week."-Drakes Magazine. -Reporter-"I have been assigned to interview a number of noted men on the subject of books which have most influ enced them." Great Author-"I un derstand." "My question is this: What book has been to you the greatest stim uluns to mental activity?" "An empty pocket-book."-Omaha World. -Accounted For-Moodles-"I say, Bangle, that's a pretty rocky suit of eclothes you have on." Banigle-"It cost me seventy-five dollars." Moodles "When it was new?" Bangle-"No; just as it is." Moodles-"How on earth -did that happen?" Bangle-"I didn't pay for it until I had had it eighteen months."-N. Y. Sun. -Small Boy-"What'll I do with this money bank?" Mamma-"Put it away, of course. It has a dollar in it that your aunt gave you and some change your papa and I put in." "Not now. There isn't any money in it now. I spent it." "Spent it? What did your do that for?" "Why, the minister: preached so hard against hoardin' up riches that I got converted and spent what I had." -Mr. Spurgeon is said to have used the following illustration in a good mis sionary sermon. It was about a poacher. Said the owner of the land: "You must notnot fish here." "I am not fishingg" was the cool reply. "Why, you'have got a rod and line," added the indignant landlord. "I know 1 have," answered the poacher; "but I am mere* ly frying to drown a worm."-Christias A. Genuine Harvest Excursitea Will be run from Chicago, Milwaukee and other points on the lines of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway, to points in Western Minnesota, Northwestern Iowa, Bouth and North Dakota, Nebraska, Kan. sas, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming and Mon tana, at cheap excursion rates, September 29,1891. For further particulars apply to the nearest coupon ticket agent, or address Gsao. H. Harroan, Gen'l Pass. Ag't, Chi . --It will do your heart good to see the magnificent crops in South Dakota. They are simply immense. "I GET your views," said the sheriff as he proceeded to seize the photographer's stock In trade.--Buffalo Enouirer. Winr- you see a raltlesnake withrteit rt ties and a button, you touch the button and the snako willdo the rest.-Topeka Journal ----~·t--I The Only One Ever Printed-Can Ynou ind the Word? G There is a 3 inch display advertisemedi in this paper, this week, which has no two words alike except one word. The same is true of each new one nprearing each week, from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house places a "Crescent" on everymning they make and publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word and they will return you book,' beautiful lithographs or samples free. '"TIrrT breaks the long, hot spll,"' sald the printer when he pled the weather bulletin. -Washin*ton Star. *Tans Is a regular smin game," remarked the banana peel to the sprawling pedestrian. -Binghamton Republican. "Oh, That Day Would .omel" Is the prayer of many a sleepless invalid who tosses the night out upon a conch whose comfort might well induce slunrber. The finest inductive of health-yielding, refresh. ing sleep is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, since it Invigotates the nerves, allays their super-sensitiveness, and renovates failing digestion... It is incomparable also in ma laria, constipation, rheumatism, netiralgia, liver and kidney complamt Tan person who is chased by a bear has proof positive that trouble is a brewin'. well Courier. INVAuis aged people, nureing mothers, overworked, wearied out fathers, will find the happiest results. from a judicious use of Dr. Sherman's Prickly Ash Bitters. Where the liver or kidneys are affected, prolipt action is necessary to change the tide to ward health, ere the disease becomes chron lo-possibly incurable, and there is nothing better to be found in the whole range of materla medics. Bold everywhere. "MIr pet, I want a quiok lunch to-day." 'Very woll, dearest; I'll giveyou a hasty pudding."-Baltimore Amerlaioa N.o aonouonlalr-Trenty.tbird streea -Mail and Express. TBavtrin a cab-Locomotive engineers. -Mail and Express. "'Sroa of the waves"--The yachtsman. -Puck. Taat to the last-A well-made shoe. Ba content with your lot, especially it it's, a lot of money.. A aRLt who gives up chewing gum shows she has gum-shun. THE man with the new gold watch seldom knows what timeit is.-Texas SIftings. Tan-m is nuthing of, which m an.a so afraidas much as he is of the. trut.-- am's "Tans Is always roomat the thp,"bussed the fly as he sat down on a bald hea. IT Is the coubterfeitbill that getathopeass inug gance.-Westfield Standard. owsa of our race are leadeers of men; othcrsare followers ofwomen,-FPek's8nn. onas men would h rich it they were not afraid to trust their wives with the care of their money,-Ram's Hora. "Tara 'halP with me, won't youg " is the duellist remarked to his antegonist Boston Courier,. Tiar are using molasses for fuel down in Luisiana. It- is rly licked by the dames.-Boston He -. A rArntsama BDele- This irtrar is simply parfect." ess-"Ah, Isee.' Itat tars you."?-Yankee Blade. y is a veryeasy matter ftor .psa to be .in two places at the same tI, even though those l be thoes s od miles apart. One fr y hears of a man bea gin astran oa 1t7r han ome, r A aorowreua nse of Dr. John Bll's Baa - saparilla will cure scrofula and syphiis, but such symptoms of impure blood as pim. ples, sores, aches, pains, kidney and liver weakness, etc., vanish like snow before the noon day when this remedy Is used. It stimulates the entire system and its beneaf cial effect is felt at once in every part. "TnaiK," said the guest to the eolerdB mp~n who brQught his soup .at last. "You a~ve taken a great wats off my mnad."- Washinaton 8tar. Touristsb Whether on pleasure bent or business, should take on every trip a bottle of Syrun of Figs,. as it acts most pleasant and eLe fectually on the kidneys liver an bowels, preventing fevers,, hedaches and other forms of sickneps. For sale in t0o and $1.00 bottles by all leading druggists. IT Is said that the early bird catches the worm, but the man who takes the latest nap in the morning gets the latest snoose- Texas Siftings. DoN'T let the worms eat the very ife oat of your children. Save them with .those dainty candies, called Dr. Bull's Worm De stroyers. A coc is always an appropriate wed ding gift. It means on its face that there is no time like the present--Daltimore American. PAut from indigestion, dyspepsia and too hearty eating is relieved at once by taking one of Carter's Little Liver Pills Immedi ately after dinner. Don't forget this. A TbaIy died In an Iowa poorhouse, and a local paper solemnly declares that "a thief ca 't make an honest living in that s ata" -Columbus Post. Psor.s Are Killed by Coughs that Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar would cure. Pike's Toothache drops Cure s oneminute. Iv is the yug men of Chicago who are looking after the fair with the most devo tion.-Peck's Sun. Fos any case of nervousness, sleepless ness, weak stomach, indigestion,.dyspepsia, relief is sure in Carter's Little Liver Pill. Tan knife grinder ought not to be out of work in dull times.--N. O. Picayune.. BEsT, easiest to use and'cheaest. Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. 25c. ULCERS, . CANCER8, SCROFULA, SALT RHEUM. RHEUMATISM; BLOOD POISON. thos amn every wt eded adlms arWsit fron impure blood suncesaflly treated by that never faing and best of all tonis and Books on Blood and Skin Diseases free. Printed testimonials sent on *pplication. Address S8wift 8peciflo Go., ATLANTA. CA. "August Flower" How does he feel ?-He feels. blue, a deep, dark, tinfading, dyed in-the-wool, eternal blue, ahd be makes everybody feel the same way -August Flower the Remedy. How does he feel?-He feels a headache, generally dull and con stant, but sometimes excruciating August Flower the Remedy. How does he feel?--He feels a: violent iiiccoughing.or. jumping of the stomach after a meal, raising bitter-tasting matter:or what he has eaten or drunk-AugustFlower the -Remedy. How does he feet?--He feels the gradual decay of vital power ; he feels miserable, melancholy, hopeless, and longs for death and peace-August Flower the Rem edy. How does he feel?-Hie feels so full after eating a meal that he can hardly walk-August Flower the Remedy. . G. G. GREEN, SolelManufactrer, Woodbury, New Jersey, U. . A. Have You Triend ll _13r , OT. Try Itow ! SGoto your Druggist, him one dol1a te. him youi want a bottle . . . PRICK1LY ASH * BITTERS* The BElst MEDCINE knOwln for the CURE of A siseases f ..the. A.. ,AH Bisease e owie~l_. PURIFIES THE BLOOD, CLEANSES THE SYSTEM, Bdsores P irfet Heilth. GOLD 1miAL, ?AUXSTIS7a W. JB 'M h CO.'5 BrekfstCocoa frouw)rIathHSZciE oidl b..besa-ramocd 15~ Gkd*1Vi~r SW ad~ #t 4. Mlsbi.. sai ad to Its jqasar. 3 ba rmm thoL~a rn on es s wwgla .o1 Coca. mied, wj*b stareh, Arrowroot or Bum and i. iberefor far mom oam nomicol, cestghe tHr t MeLd o eieta cnp.itdI tbrdaIOf oý.i2j3W toamer', and admhicraBWly _ tor Y as wall as for peatou 13 ~tat. Ciýiaan:Biat tl fo O.:· i ERs~Crui l evm arri Kathing catn e said in favor of the best medicine in the world that may not be said of the most worthless. In one case, it's true; in the other, it isn't;-but how can you distinguish ? Judge by what is done. The ' only one blood-purifier that's guar anteed It's Dr. -Pierce's Golden Medical Diecovery--and this is what is done with it; if it doesn't benefit or cure, in every case, you get your. money back. Isn't it likely to be the best? All the year round, as well at one, time as another, it cleanses and' put ifies the system. All blood-poisons must go. For Dyspepsia, Bilious- ness, Scrofula, Salt-rheum, Totter,. Erysipelas, or any blood-taint or dis order, it is an unequaled remedy. . It's the cheapest, too. .With this, you pay only for the good you get. And nothiig else is "just as good." It may be better--for the dealer. But he isn't the one- that's to be. helpe. THE V * ONLY TRUE IRON TONIC BLOODr~ disorder,.bJild strew ~.,renew Indigestin thatnre n dabrglid.lv eradicated. Midbihened brain pwrincreLsq4, -bones, nerves. int. cl.1 receive newforce. ..DIES call. r to _heir sex,uslngJnt rosebldomonacheeks,beautlap Boldeverywhere. Ali genuine oodtsJbarr "C resentst ie . cntstam p. fo DR. PERTER .MUSICIE CO., t. Leuls, Mo • ,.oo af L b'LADIES' I 2 FOR BWOn FOR;8 FOR W. L DOUCLAS $3 SHOE ` uwEN EN TH BE'ST SHOE ! TSEmFO.TIR I.NE it? GENTrLEMEN and LA DIES, savo you r dol. ~. b wesring W. . Donilas Shoes. They meet thewants of all classes, and are the moSt Seonomleal footwear eye offered for the money. Beware of dealers who otihr other makes, as be ing Just as good, and be sure: au "have W. L. Dougja ShOes,.witl ame elnd pria e stamped on bottom. W. L. Douglias, Brosk t n, mass. S TPAMW NO SUDBSTITUTN.d . Insist on i es advertisediealhest sapipyiagyoe. *~rar~dknitatru 10"i ?1/ LABEL OUTF I T-S Sks1 : P hJeys, Ate :~ I I~i~~ll: 71*011 ,. hot eam r rso .Ai~ Izt lgp$ _~ s E!m' muýbz VJI~ 'Al M Ai~1 o1*:I V0 .tb#a *~i UVBUW~i$i Wl : w at;1: ohM md we would ke3R' attaok a uwe thioiis oe :ojCM uyPsoPs are fo b - ~gip" tio, -aný it a Peri' tvetese. '' first botU,# broke.u th8 Colt*lLnd four btta.es mpleely oused°' :=-Hn~.-E:&'ii:NE~u, Su iora , St ag, , iol AND BOTSi LAO RD :: · I 13t -azgiornbuia, M, : Ye tt d be Ctrs ? tr ut,#r S Jamusta slim. UhE E.UinZs s t or R1 h oe f ýa8 ~a« ux,. ow am 3ow.JWNINToI. ud iftst74wuI fa.i kes p rrn. bat. s ai . U A"L.. sm N kadach ".ac. + W@i isa~S De 7.. so keep , botU ad b O.s W pttu ly. @vm s g.e Gdw.ewrrz : 1 4 "Wh o winse eyeswins sill Itý yo reg7rd sfj9 certain Use SAPOLI0 'inthou e de nth +sG 4'pt 16-61i crld cake ou. n~~~rgp tC"S Ouse teoflif L"I J in , m nV 14W~ ~miMJ* uwP~ by~ PBW EI~ Kap4W0 14"Li~- lJ~~; .eva.w i 0W *Mi *E91q0 4E~ad pt~i 0~wb~ DONALD KENNEDY Of loxhury, Mass., says Kennedy's Medical. Discovery cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep Seated Ulcers of 40 years standing, Inward Tumors, and every disease of the skin, ez cept Thunder Humor, and Cancer that has taken root. Price, #r.50. Sold by every ruggist in the U. S. and Canda. :. A1 MT-f4IBHING . WINE 0 · Streigthers the Weak, Qu thE Nerves,1?efleies MontMh affaRing a d Ciures FEtMA . WS5ABES. ASKtQYUR DRUGGIST A@4I .t{. cI $1:0a PtR mOCT~ r: CHTAOG W. `CO:, ýCtmttierp, Tim.. 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