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Sure Relief 6 BELUANS I Hot water F r **" Sure Relief BE LL-ANS FOR INDIGESTION VICTIMS RESCUED Lidney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles are most dangerous be cause of their insidious attacks. Heed the first warning they give that they need attention by taking GOLD MEDAL The world's standard reinedy for these diorders, will often ward off these s asnoe and strengthen the body aginest irther attacks. Three sites, all druggists bue k the m Ca Medl .* verv ha. T et best ssns far sawmnis in bodthsolad and iertedet. For the quicest in Ye --s ants of bftr and IºhU1 write r.d? INERAwlw SAWe G 15 TALLY STREET The cornet player is frequently cen sured for going on a toot. CUSTOMS FIFTY YEARS AGO. Who among us would say to-day, "I never use a Dentifrice; I never have to?" Yet Fifty years age, odd as it may seem, not one person in 1,000 used a Dentifrice-or even a tooth brush. So to-day, after more than 30 years of persistent publicity of Allen's Foot-Ese, the Antiseptic Powder for the Feet, not many well-turned-out people care to eon fei, "You know I never have to use a Powder for the Feet!" More than One Million five hundred thousand pounds of Powder fqr the Feet were used by our Army and Navy during the war. The reason is this: Confining the feet in Lather or Canvas Shoes is bound to c-eate friction more or less. Allen's Foot= ]ase removes the friction from the shoes. It is this friction which causes callouses, oarns and bunions. You know what fric ties does to your motor-car axle. Why not remaov it from your footwear by Shaking into your Shoes to-day, Allen's Foot-Ease, the cleanly, wholesome, heal lag, Antiseptic powder? Get the habit, as millions now nave it, who inhabit our, as yet, imperfect world.--Adv. Better a penny with a smile than a dollar gilens with a frown. ASPIRIN Name "Bayer" on Genun "Bayer Tablets etof Aspirin" is genu Ine Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for over twenty years. Accept only an unbroken "Bayer package" which contains proper d.l.etlons to relieve Headache, Tooth ache, Earache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Colds and Pain. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell larger "Bayer packages." Aspirin Is trade mark Bayer Manufacture Mon. eaceticacldesterof 8allcyllcacid.-Adv. The slender purse is always at a slight disadvantage. ' MOTHER! "California Syrup of Figs" Child's Best Laxative Accept "California" Syrup of Figs only-look for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child Is having the best and most harm less physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Children love its fruity taste. Full directions on each bottle. You must say "Californli."-Adv. One Good Reason. "Why didn't you show fight when those bank robbers came in t' asked the president. "Not much," replied the clerk. "The bank is Insured and I'm noLt" W. N. U, HOUSTON, NO. 27-18 I Rann-dom Reels . By HOWARD L. RANN THE TIRE GUARANTEE T HE pneumatic tire guarantee is a mournful attempt to satisfy people who object to buying new tires every time they run over a beer bot tle. This guarantee does not cost any thing until the man who owns it tries to collect a new casing on the strength of a nine-inch blowout caused by driv Ing over a pickle jar. It then assumes IT M.tfAr To oueAfl4rrut. l4e Ueen In A cA*erut o.tR - A Gefp - iAM- ' u Cu us est WAS"tTt .E 7l Tries to Collect a New Casing on thq Strength of a Nine.Inch Blowout Caused by Running Over a Pickle Jar, a threatening aspect, and has to be mollified by paying the list price, with express both ways added. When a new tire is bought for cash, it is guaranteed against various forms of disease, any one of which may sap its vitality and cause it to pop open in some unexpected place. It is also understood that the owner is to prop it up occasionally with air. It is difficult for a four-inch tire to carry 3,800 pounds of installment-plan automobile and seven robust passengers on 60 pounds of air, without giving way at some vital spot and spoiling an entire evening for all concerned. If an ad justment is not made at once, on the basis of a new casing and tube, the local dealer will lose one of the best time customers in town. The tire guarantee does not protect the man who allows the insidious sand blister to crawl into the casing through a stone bruise and eat its way down to the demountable rim without inter fgence. There are two ways to treat th sand blister. One is to have it vul Who's Who l CFORCcE MATILEW ADAMS T HERE is one thing that you pos A sess, Oh Human Being-you who read this little Talk-with which the arbitrary selection ability of Blue Books, and close corporationed Club Committees has nothing in common. It is your personal power of Charac ter secrecy. Most of the people we think we know, we don't. So that our judgment runs criss cross. And often our little people are in reality the world's big people and our big people are the world's little people. It is the big, silent element, which, when fully realized inside a man's Soul, gives diginity and calm and makes him fit and clean and great m oUTloRS I. Look to the human wrecks about us; lo. About their indigestion how they blow; And lay the blame on Coffee, crystal clear, Or say the Crisp Hot Muffin is their Foe! -Myrtle Reed. Breakfast Meats. For those who enjoy something for breakfast rather than the popular ba con or ham, the following dishes will be suggestive: Corned Beef Hash a Ia Delmonico. Take equal parts of cold corned beef and cooked potatoes; cut fine; season with onion, salt and a little butter; add pepper and chopped green pepper; spread the hot hash on thinly sliced toasted bread; slip a poached egg on each and serve sprinkled with salt and paprika and minced parsley. Sunshine Cake. Take the whites of eight eggs, the yolks of six, one cupful of sugar, one cupful of flour, salt, vanilla and one teaspoonful of cream of tartar. Beat the whites until frothy, then add half of the cream of tartar and finish beat ing. Add the sugar gradually, beat about five minutes, add yolks and fold in the flour. Bake in a slow oven 40 minutes. Beef Balls. Put one-half cupful of milk and two tablespoonfuls of butter in the frying pan; when it boils add one cupful of mashed potatoes, one cupful of chop ped beef, salt, pepper and a well beaten egg; stir and remove from the fire Let cool, and when stiff shape in to takes; .egg and crumb them when WHERE IGNORANCE IS BLIBB. Is there any thing PaYne doesn't know? If there is, he doesn't know it. ----0 --- One of the largest mashogmay le ewer marketed turned out I7,009 gB of solid weeod. canized by some leisurely artisan, and the other is to open it up with a jack knife and wait for the grand finale with a tight grip on the steering wheel Some tires are guaranteed longer than others, and will last for several years if not driven to excess., The best way to preserve tires is to drive slowly around the block once a week and then put the car to sleep on stilts over night. When a catalogue house tire has been run 15,000 miles without a puncture, it either proves that the owner stole it from a truck or is a massive and ornate liar. People would have less tire trouble if they paid less attention to the guarantee and more to the short, crisp warnings of the tire tester. The best kind of a tire guarantee Is a mixture of plain mule sense along with the ability to dodge between the three-cornered rocks which strew the highway. The man who sets his brakes at 80 miles an hour and starts his car with a jerk that would dislo cate the neck of a prize wrestler doesn't need a guarantee so much as he does a guardian ad litem. (Copyright.) SCHOOL DAYS 1A 4.t. u Nj &v Ric'i r wd s suet ris- t1ai bJ liii tel ft )m t a 'm inll was ti.s«et- b.& 4.a & tA , b Jtrh a'~s .aiwst '' aa a. 1 bk~. iE: V sýe i d (41I a' 'NM 1 dUk Av g . "tt firr.y Jl l a btall I eeC *B .6 %a courageous in the face of danger, calumny and duty. Who's Who? Why ! You are. And the name of the man who cuts your clothes as well as the name of the woman who washes them, may he there. And there will be a glory thrill for the patient and plodding, the shut-ins and uncomplainers, as they see their names in simple Gothic bold. Who's Who? YOU! Moet em talnly YOU, who in the conseiousness live and express the best that Is In you -openly and unafraid-and glad a the realization of your secret power the chance. well chilled, then fry In hot fat for three minutes. Frizzled 1sef. Take very thinly cut dried bee., cover with cold water to which a p:nch of soda has been added, and bring gradually to the boiling point. Drain; add a lump of butter and cook until the edges of the beef curl. Serve on slices of buttered toast with poached eggs laid over the beef. Calf's Brains. Soak the brains in cold water, par boil; remove all membranes; throw Into oid water, drain, wipe and chill. Dip ik uwlted butter and broil. Serve with melted butter and lemon juice, garnished with parsley. (Copyrilht, 190. Westera Newspaper Union.) ----- T T ARY'. S The-monthbol bridesqoain! well rm'discouroyed. I.CONFESS. S But)I )*ope'cp. Mopes lik e " cat- IT' HAS NINE* LIVES. I 'UESS i ----0--- Napoleon's Height. Historians say that at the time of his coronation Napoleon Bonaparte was a little under fve feet, three Inches, but he bm ooped 'later in life and at h. maeswaed scarcely more than feet. ---0-- Morality'. Feandatle.n A Bible sad a newspaper In every bho. e, a good sehool Ia evey dstrt~t ar studied and app#elated as they merit-are the pr.acipal support of vir tse, morality and mc9 Nberi.-P-ask. Just Folks By EDGAR A. GUEST A PATRIOTIC CREED. To serve my country day by day At any humble post I may; To honor and respect her Flag, To live the traits of which I brag; To be American in deed As well as In my printed creed. To stand for truth and honest toll, To till my little patch of soil And keep in mind the debt I owe To them who died that I' might know My country, prosperous and free, And passed this heritage to me. I must always in trouble's hour Be guided by the men in power; For God and country I must live, My best for God and country give; No act of mine that men may scan Must shame the name American. To do my best and play my part, American in mind and heart; To serve the flag and bravely stand To guard the glory of my land; To be American in deed, God grant me strength to keep this creed. (Copyright by Edgar -A. Guest.) I Last Nigs Drea s -What They Mea DID YOU DREAM OF TREES? 66M .THOUGHT that I had wan dered far in an old wood," says Tennyson in his "Dream of Fair Women," and Dante begins his won. derful dream of bell in the *DIvine Oomedy" with "In the midway of this mortal life I found me in a gloomy wood astray." To dream of trees, or of being in a wood, is a very common occurrence to many people while to others such dreatns are extremely rare. -Freud in his dream theory has what he calls a "dream censor" and many, If not most, of the other scientific investigators ac cept the Freudian, theory in this re spect. The theory is that when we leave our days of early childhood, which are entirely "unmoral," we be gin to accumulate a sense of shame, pmorals, proprieties, conventions, etc., which sense becomes woven into our conscious being. Even in sleep this sense Is strong enough to assert It-, self and so acts as a check upon, the more daring processes of the dream thought which, in order to get what it wants to express past the censor, is obliged to make use of symbolism. This may be, true but if so we all, even the best of us, have had dreams in which the censor was evidently on strike or asleep at the switch. A dream of trees or woods would seem Innocent enough but the extremists would explain it as something "put over" on the censor. With the mystics this dream is one of the oldest and most widespread of prophetic visions. With certain modi fications it is held to be a most aus picious omen to dream of trees. If they are in leaf or fower success in life, a happy marriage and many chil. dren await you. If already married look for success in business. If a sailor you may expect a good voyage. If you climb a dream-tree you will go far on the upward road, and if you pick fruit from one you will receive a legacy. But it is bad luck to cut down dream trees or to see them leaf less or blasted. (Copyright) -0 Useful. "Having any -success with your oulja board?" "Yes, indeed. It makes a lovely thing on which to stand flower pots." -0 POSTING UP. Dobbins h a started going to night schooL What does a man 60 yeak old want to go tI school for? He says he wants 4o take a course in modern geography. -0 Many Victims of Mania. Six hundred wqmen were ezxecat tor witehcraft In FIanse I 10o. Poland Not Going Bankrupt and Is Thankful-to America for Loanb By IGNACE PADEREWSKI, Polish Leader. All Poles are exceedingly glad that Poland has obtained the long wished for loan of $250,000,000, equivalent to 14,000,000,000 Polish marks. For some time to come Polish finances will be in a bad way. But we are not going bankrupt, and America will never regret having lent us money in our hour of need. Our position since the beginning of the war has been very dificult. We were devastated by the Ger mans, who advanced, and the Russians, in retreat; nevertheless 80 per cent of our land is under cultiva tion again. We had a hard winter, owing to early frosts, which destroyed the potato and beet crops all through the winter. The fact is that we shall be dependent on America for food for some time to come. As -to bolshevism, I don't fear it. We have had plenty of bolshevik propaganda, but the peasants don't want it. We have had to build up the country's internal administration from A to Z and at the same time fight the bolsheviki. But I hope we shall soon be able to set about recon structing our country quietly. Our most urgent need is transport. We have nothing like the neces sary number of trains and engines. And the war with the bolsheviki has absorbed much rolling stock for the supplies of our army which could well be employed in carrying coal from our mines to the large industrial centers. Though the winter was very severe indeed, many thousands of us had no coal at all, not becanus of the lack of it at the pits' mouths, but for sheer lack of transport. We hope to get some more new machines from America and be able to bnild and import trucks bofore long. America must remember that we are still at war, and this impedes our exports. On the other hand, neither France nor Italy is exporting, and we have been more hit by the war than either of them in the matter of devastation. But we have enough timber to bring in $3,000,000,000 and shall sabn begin to export that. We have plenty of coal, salt, potash and petrol for export as well. All we want is the means of transporting it to Danzig. A country with such resources in raw material and with the will to work will not go bankrupt. In metals and coal and timber we are very rich, and we want to work. We want to organize our country and make it strong and prosperous. We have terrible sufferings behind us and many thousands of us are suffering yet. But, though we face great difficulties now and in the near future, we mean to pull through,pay all our debts sad get onto our feet again as a thoroughly modern democratic state. All Poles are united in their confidence in our president of the repub. lie, Mr. Pilsudaki. When he was first elected, the oldermen and conserva tives said he would not do, and he was almost entirely supported by the young men. But a year of office has shown old and young alike that he is the man for the country, and so all sapport his policy sand consde in his good judgment. Hence the "Save the Redwoods League" for the Redwoods National Park. a, KADIsON GWITr, in Zeelogieal Society bflaeta The fundamental tragedy of the whole redwood situation lies in the fact that these great trees are nearly all in the hands of private owners who can not reasonably be expected to sacrifice their holdings for public benefit. The state and nation, however foolish they may have been in giving these lands, must now buy back at least a large portion of them. It is scarcely necessary to dwell on the crime involved in the destru tion of the oldest and tallest trees on earth. The cutting of a Sequoia for grape-stakes or railroad-ties (and an eighteeen-foot tree was cut this sum mer for that purpose along the new state highway) is like breaking up one's grandfather's clock for kindling to save the trouble of splitting logs at the woodpile, or lighting one's pipe with a Greek manuscript to save the trouble of reaching for the matcbhes. It will cost money to preserve the redwoods-many millions; but California has no choice. Either the amount needed to save the groves must be supplied today, or else a far greater sum will be required ten years hence to purchase a butchered and isolated tenth part of the forests. Those are the only alternatives. If the groves are bought in their present condition and at relatively small cost, it will be a great innovation becamse heretofore Americans have followed the wasteful policy of recklessly ex ploiting wild life, forests, and streams, and then as soon as the destruction is complete, the policy is changed, game is reintroduced,.and attempts are made to reforest the mountains at vast cost But redwoods never can be replaced. "Japan Must Be Made" the Mightiest Nation in the Whole World." By W. M. McGOVERN, in "Modern Japan." Japan must be made the mightiest nation in the world, is the idea inculcated through textbooks in the minds of all Japanese. Extensive nationalism is the predominant feature of Japanese life, and this a tionalism far transcends all party divisions. There is military instruction in all schools and rifle practice is taught in the secondary and higher schools, so the average middle schoolboy would make, without further training, a most excellent soldi&er. In the literature classes stories of military prowess are read and ex pounded, while in the history classes the Japanese youngster is reminded that Japan never has been beaten in any war, and that no foreign invader ever has secured a foothold on her soil; that Japan's place in the sun is gradually expanding and that sooner or later, to use the words of the text books, "Japan must pe made the mightiest nation in the world." With respect to ~he Japanese army, about which it is difficult to obtain precise information, efforts are being made so that by 1930 the first line may consist of 740,000 men, the second line of 180,000 men and the thirud of 3,850,000. The result of the great war has not caused Japan to modify her pro gram and if the proposed disarmament takes place Japan will be left as 'the greatest military power on earth. Carlos Tornquist, Argentine Capitalist--It is easier to come to.New York by way of London from Buenos Aires than to wait for the two Amer ian boats. William Howard Taft-Some think the Constitution too rigid. A gonvernment and a system adapted to the angels would he mnit for present augiety. Bat we have gotten along well under the grand old contract. Representative Campbell of Kansw--sh tr e may be si, we may a well understand that from thi, time us women will hae a gratet .rt in the idusries f tha .om.tq 100 WEAK SDO I I foua about ham's Comran fis h n.estnnhad cs 1t, B _r had a of the trouble sometime some more of your Cpom soon all rightagan.h Iw mend your medicine and van ish my testionial for t other women. "-un J and today holds the recodp most successful remedy fee wiomay testimonial t TLydia Pwnkhamn's Man a tnd hld Is done strict is always admiredwho hasn't a to lie ambition a bed of everyoses. she cad n to make hersel ometic. and lrming ymlr the Indiaelet. Vegetable Pillwotul Iiv prooess e to unction nut Mand ot aher tiorting iwe byworth doing.l o . by A BRIGHT, CLEAR Cdv. ble ambition of erome.very w she can to make herself Many of our southern found that Tetteine is, aetc.. and making the velvety. The worst and other torturing skin by mall for 50e. by estimating them suc we must take linto acco ihsdsm elN'as. mewit The kid hand ahd prals. edas fteresd utes. Sometimes mpet mevle rd the walks w-om tbemsat thea land.s t a year Il r of hlplms sad Sad w. H eR tAbat ties . as at eetw l wham about Deem's Koidney 2I1s. In med uh ls S, liaha tarte t oN lc mm otray wl r w my1 uSerdwasm to b e a3tte WOaLF Nota Fora You A aew s.Sem as. abev ay