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X X 1vavav.vaw _____ .... , , the only fault you could And with Mary Lisie was that her pretty little head was all cluttered up with ro By H. IRVING KING manee. Henry Wurdman, on the other hunil, was a matter-of-fact young man to whom life was as devoid of the irilis of romance as a problem in Ku cdid. Romanticism was to him us the fourth dimension— und lie did uoi bother Ills head about It. Henry, in liis quiet way, was very much in love with Mary and regarded bei romanticism with the greatest in dulgence, looking upon it just as he would had siie been taken with the measles or the mumps. With all -Mary's love for and reliance upon Henry, slie could not but feel thut lie would t>e greatly improved if lie had a little more romance in his composi tion. llenry was in business for him self and c.oing well; Ids parents were wealthy and would leave him a pretty plum some day. Also they were quite j content lie should marry Mary Lisle. Mary's father was a most prosperous person, and both he and Ids wife con sidered Henry a suitable mateii for their daughter. All seemed jogging along in a profile, humdrum manner to end In a conventional wedding when . Mary took a sudden freak. .... Henry, said sue one evening when j t»**.' "'ii'c calmly considering whether ! I" Mart housekeeping in a city flat or a house in the suburbs, " "Henry, let's ! I "Why?" asked the astonished Henry, "Ob," she replied with u deep sigh, "if we don't 1 am afraid we shall tae parted. ''Who is going to part us?" said llenry. "Well," answered Mary, "father and Willie Cameron laivo been having long, secret conferences together of late. Oh, Henry, suppose fattier should force me to rnarr# Willie Cameron!" "Nonsense," cried Henry; "your fa ther is trustee of the Cameron estate. Bill probably is trying to get his al lowance increased. Has Cameron or your father said anything to you that would justify your suspicions?" "No-o-o," admitted Mary, "but I am sure tliere is some conspiracy afoot. Oli, Henry, let us take our fate, our love, our destiny into our own hands, fly to some sequestered nook, and there plight our marriage vows, scorn ing the base and hollow world and all its conventionalities." Site cribbed that bodily from the last novel she had read. "Great Scott, Mary," said the bewll dered Henry, "what in the world are you driving at? We are going to be married in two months, anyway—you set the dato yourself. Where'd you get this elopement bug?" * "Oh, tliere! It Is just as I have feareil !" cried Mary. "Y'ou do not love me—oh, my poor broken heart." When they bad finally kissed and made up and the conversation had re turned again to normalcy the young man took his leave, expecting to hear no more about elopements. "Just one of Mary's little spells," be thought. But he was mistaken. Mary returned to the charge again and again, until at last Henry said: "Well, perhaps you are right, my dear. Suy we do elope—It might not be such a bad Idea, after all. What date would you sug gest for the little adventure?" "Oh," faltered Mary, "I don't know about fixing any particular date. Couldn't we Just elope?" "Can't be done," replied Henry. "I have been studying up on this elope ment business and find there is nlways a definite date fixed for the lover to come under the young lady's window and catch her as she falls down the rope ladder. You don't insist on a high window and rope ludder, though —do you? Your dog Hover bites, and might interfere with my holding the ladder steady for you by chewing my underpinnings during the operation, "'hat do you say to a touring car and a flight Into the country? 1 know a dandy inn out at Melchester where they serve the best fried chicken in rile state. We'll motor out early, stop at the town clerk's office and get our license and—" "Dh, Henry !" interrupted Mary, "do we have to get a license? That is so common-place." "It Is, it is," said the young man. "•nit It Is one of the many forms of tyranny to which young love is sub jected—look at It in that light and it "ill suit you better. As I was say in;-'—we will be married by some avail able Melchester parson and have your u editing breakfast at the inn while awaiting parental forgiveness. I have to go on tonight on business, but will | ho back a week from today. Meet tue at the drug store down the block , ug store G<mn me mocs , at half-past nine sharp, the morning , of my return." , Henry's brisk, business-like manner l ad a way of denaturing the must ru mamie proposition. Mary looked I'm When lie added : •Now, |V >l.m i mention this to : it s a 1 'larh se. ret ; lei anyt.od} suspect and "e are lost !"—then Mary brightened, up and rewarded Ins excursion into ro ! manticlsni with many kisses. All the following week Mary went atiout with ! !l mysterious and rneiancludy mien. yjvuried *•>' occasional flushes of high ^.y-am. her parents. "atoning her. put their heads together j it. whispered conferences. Theduv and ; the hour of Mary's elopement arrived; { she was at the drug store on 'ime. and tliere was Henry waiting lier, lie assisted lier into an expensive tour ing car, at ttie wheel of which sat a liveried driver, and away they went: winding through the city streets and at lust bowling along the pleasant country roads. At first Mary was all animation and tilled with delight in lier adventure; but as the city was left behind stie began to grow thought j tiered the wedding breakfast and se ful, and at las said: "Henry — do OU supp. se we a re d ling right?" "\V hy not?" answered Henry. "It was j util own idea, you remember." "Yt >s," admitted Mary, "I know it was ; bu t. Coil e to think it over, per haps we had bettf r not go on. I —I don't want to elope any more. I'le ise tuke me buck. "Ni HIS* uise," said Henry. "I have or cured the parson by telephone—you wouldn't disarrange everything now— would you?" "Yes, I would!" cried Mary; ''please teli him to turn around and go back. Oh, I am a wicked, wicked girl—and a silly tin*, too. Henry Wardmun, take me home." But, in spite of lier commands, in spite of her pleadings and in spite of lier tears. Henry sternly Insisted upon ! going on with the elopement. When I they finally readied the Inn at Mel ehester Mary was very red-eyed from ! weeping and very rebellious and unro ! nmntie ns to temperament. She had J not spoken to Henry for the last five j miles, and when she had addressed I him It had been to state emphatically I that, as soon as they reached Melches j ter, she wiAild telephone her father ! that she had been abducted by a vll lnin. But as she ascended the steps of the hotel piazza she stopped in amazement. In comfortable rocking chairs on Hie veranda sat Mr. and Mrs. Lisle, Mr. and Mrs. Wardman, William Cameron. Mary's most inti mate girl friend, Florence Boyd, and a youngish man wearing a clerical col lar. "Just in time, young folks," cried Mr. Lisle cheerfully. "Here's the par son and the breakfast will be ready by the time we are. All present or accounted for—Bill Cameron is best man and Florence is bridesmaid. The old folks all here. Great idea tills of Henry's for a country wedding. How did the touring car run coming out? That's my wedding present, chll dren." Mary, take thee, Henry," etc "llenry Wardman." cried Mary, "you have—have—" "Put up a little job on you, dear." interrupted Henry. "But it's nil right, dear, Isn't It?" "I'll never speak to you again," she snapped. But she did ; less than an hour later In the presence of the clergyman and the others, she said, "L Biggest Silent City. Greenwood cemetery, in Brooklyn, comprising 475 acres, was opened in 1840, and since that time more than 300,000 burials have been mntle in It. Among the noted monuments In Greenwood cemetery are those erect ed In memory of Horace Greeley, James Gordon Bennett. John Mat thews, the Brown brothers, S. F. R. Morse, Mary M. Danser. Charlotte Canila, Captain Cnrapa and A. S. Scribner. The soldiers' monument, the firemen's monument, the Brooklyn theater monument, the pilot monu ment and the bronze statue of De Wltt Clinton are also worthy of no tice.—Capper's Weekly. Recognition of Chrysanthemum. It was early In the Nineteenth ren (ury that the chrysanthemum began to attract attention in England, ai though it had been Introduced some | veara before. Of a sudden it gained j immense favor. One writer of the . immense day said: "Like the roses f China, ; ] chrysanthemums soon escaped from j the conservatories of the curious and j spread themselves over I the conser every "'part of the island. fllHng the windows of the cottages and the parterres of the opulent with their n.i tun.nly beauties, that now vie with the China aster In and glory." variety of color The Mile* of ,c0 - massive peak, after which Mount Rainier National park is named, looms 14,408 feet above sea level and 10 000 feet above its inmmedhife base. Forestry Magazine. s» vs the American a of its glaciers amounts to 48 The are;. ( . () . n ., rlsinc 2.8 glaciers. sauare mites, f which are between four and many aI1(1 v ie in magnitude sU ™ 11 * p|cni , < , r v , 1th the mos t boasted - ,, glaciers " 1 ! ! ! | | ! BEST INFORMED LEGION MAN Columbia (S. C.) Committeeman on All Hospitalization and Rehabilitation Questions. Up "The best informed American Legion member in tlds country on ail ques tions dealing with hospitalization and rehabilitation." Is t h e w a y Alvin Owsley, Legion c o ni in a nder, de scribes ,loe Sparks a..: Joe Sparks of Columbia, S. C., n e w 1 y- appointed chairman of the Legion's national rehabilitation com mittee. The ability of Mr. Sparks to co-oper ate with the United S t a tes Veterans' bureau Will also nam Ml by Mr. 11" sley as one of his strong <*st recoinim* ■ »bi tions. Mi Sparks' Wt rk as Le jou liaison re p •çseniative at the In •adq uh r ters of tlie Fifth Unite] State s V *t or ans' Im re;] i district 1 us lira" i 11a ion al attt niio 11 to such an ext« nt hat Legion he idquarters li is r«'c •Ive 1 a flood 0 tel 'grams fr« m the N< rth and West urgln g Ills appo int lient s nee tbo Legion convention. j During Mr. Sparks' term the Fifth district was rated more than 92 per cent efficient, the highest of ail 14 dis tricts. Out of a total of 2,C.<K> patients in ex-service hospitals, 2,100 veterans have been rated total temporary dis ability and 499 claims are being adju dlcated. j Although Mr. Sparks was well over the draft age, he served as a "buck private" in tlie Fifty-seventh and Third Pioneers during tlie World war. Mr. Sparks was born in Laurence county, S. C\, thirty-seven years ago. Later he went to Columbia, where lie got a job as a newspaper reporter, lie was city' editor of the Columbia State, one of the most influential newspapers in the South, when he enlisted. Returning from the army, Mr. Sparks became connected with a large New York life insurance company. Ills work with the Legion lias been in At lanta and in New York. THAT WELCOME COOKIE JAR j j j j Recent Addition to Hospitals, Provided by the American Legion Auxiliary, Is Welcomed by Veterans. If you imagine for a minute that the veterans in the military hospitals throughout the country don't appre ciate the cookie jars which the Ameri can Legion Auxiliary established The Hospital Cookie Jar. cently. just note the expressions on the faces of these three ex-soldiers. These veterans are from the Govern ment hospital at Kansas City and the National Military home at Leaven worth. At the present rate of con sumption, patients from these two hos pitals will have eaten In the course of a year cookies which If placed side by side would extend 12 miles. Some eookles' Southern States in Lead. Southern states lead the American Legion in membership increase, in pro p(irt iun to hist year, according to re MlUs announced November 1. The ] eu <lers are Georgia. 1,656; Arkansas, 1,478; Louisiana, 1.460; North Caro Unu , 1,351, and New Mexico, 1,294. Legion officials attribute the leader ship of the South to the fact that greater interest was aroused in the Le gion by the holding of its 1922 na tional convention In New Orleans. "Victory Day" in France. Hereafter November 11 each yeai will be a legal holiday in France under the name of Victory day. A resolu tion making it so was unanimously adopted by the senate. Backed by the American Legion, laws have been enacted in a nunflier of states designat ing Armistice day as a legal holiday. Dedicated New Capitol. Nebraska's new state capitol build ing at Lincoln, was dedicated by Alvin Owsley, national commander of th* American Legion When the Children Cough, Rub Musterole on Throats and Chests No telling how soon the symptom* may develop into croup, or worse. And then's when you're glad you have a jar of Musterole at hand to give prompt relief. It does not blister. As first aid, Musterole is excellent. Thousands of mothers know it. You should keep a ;ar ready for instant use. It is the remedy for adults, too. Re lieves sore throat, bronchitis, tonsilitis, cfoup, stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, headache, congestion, pleurisy, rheu matism, lumbago, pains and aches of back or joints, sprains, sore muscles, chilblains, frosted feet and colds of th« chest (it may prevent pneumonia). 35c and 65c jars and tubes. Better than a mustard plaster Chopin's Ashes. The removal of ilm ashes of Chopin from Core Laehai.se cemetery to the church in Warsaw where Ids heart is preserved, whirh has recently liocii prop xv i I In nun was born Polish mother, passed tlie greater part of bis life in Paris, where lie composed bi» greatest works. When lie left Po land after the revolution In 1 N'o his d. will protest of the i ni of a tli not lie accomplished from Hie French itd omposer, Chopin, who French father and a • in; tlii» lie s pre»en!cd Him with a sil tilleii with Polish soil, and ■'uttered un the coffin when as buried in 1Sm.—Paris For ndeiiee London Times. w a If Worms system, it is th** rr-Hl V« t : One dose do Tape A' >rm persiHt A dv your i. >t yet tried •'Head Shot." rtlsement. Put Prohibition on Cotton. In 1700 the importation of cotton •oris into Great Britain was prohih ed and in 1721 the manufacture ot itton in Fngland was absolutely for bidden by art of parliament, a pen ally ot SIihi being intlieted l'nr selling it and one of .«25 upon any person con victed of wearing it. < inly know- o adversity 'Ives. Sure Relief FOR INDIGESTION fcm-KHS ro« indigestion )A m m 6 Bell-ans Hot water Su re Relief 25<t AND 75$ PACKAGES EVERYWHERE TOO LATE Death only a matter of short time. 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