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MEL MAKES YOU SICK! LNER AND BOWELS MY WAY Try "Dodson's Liver Tone" When Bilious, Consti and, Headachy-Don't Lose a Day's Work. gsluggish liver! Feel 1 ; make your work a i vigorous and full of am- t take no nasty, danger- I because it makes you may lose a day's work.I mercury or quicksilver, I - necrosis of the bones. I into sour bile like .esaking it up. That's that awful nausea and 1 ue! If you want to enjoy gentlest liver and bowel ( ever experienced just c l of harmless Dodson's I Your druggist or dealer i :" cent bottle of Dodson's I -ader my personal money- I SBack at Him. in a certain county a who had for a neighbor a 'Crane and Fuller were not friends. and scarcely ever having a passage-at one day, Fuller said: is the difference be and a meadow hen?" ed Crane. "there is a gt difference. TLe meadow i the body, and fuller in Sad fuller in the breast h fuller all over." USED SAGE TEA N HER GRAY HAIR -sp a Mixture of Sage Tea to Bring Back Color, Thickness. one knows that Sage lr, properly compound the natural color and hair when faded, streaked ends dandleff, tching stops falling hair. Years way to get this mixture it at home, which is troublesome. Nowadays, say store for "Wyeth's ur Hair Remedy." you bottle of the famous 50 cents. pay! Try it! No one 4sl1 that you darkened It does it so. naturally Tea dampen a sponge or 'dth it and draw this hair, taking one small by morning the gray and after another ap two, your hair becomes thick and glossy. The Proof. lg koaw?" a(Nslemmlal humorist said know?" it himself." Happy.. have a happy ending?" so. All money was the second act."-PFun. Poker. play poker?" ieel~ales in it."-lndian d eastern Europe fur eat of the emigrants to whee a woman laughs at It always has a forced astraaste t reed kT w,--,r a ..mth Ytar m of 2.eek and l5 tUa h etc ,.tL tuawed S -S 'BADE For2 LyAND I5 ahes aeo. Mo 35 a. cult..o S&. . rave R. sTurner. Mo m el- l bor o- do OOD 000 CUT ACREAGE SEED INCREASE CROP lll YE AR DECREASE COST ROUR'S HALF & HALF COTTON " <. The moa tuoaderfulconos thu wrl hattiver mo. I. ad dilltsiUap odn 509. mwarsed roaus t hm oeher gerdeoe H so. TI NVM6y IWRPOVWD SEED DIRECT FROM wE "psalt that the 0atoe I Summrour'a Half ad Hal GCaat is hbrhmi lhava 1 1Sm zyl thea D I gutai wont wsthe, is atom proof sad da. seem ecomowtt Yo. I lvala s inwets of b.Il waafL. Eauiest ofamy aa, a boter. mp Oe te. cotto.. t pick. Have thnaada of coaviac. lag taorkll mos llab o mr~ala rnt. t a ras we sna sad Ta l a tetimisi frm h pktat wb di almal a rnm~oe am h. ýtinahtaad ita aepala~mtoa fr ughout the cotton bdg. bmaaaaem~sdwdladstbt nmiads of prograalsir phaterasvteeywbere whohaah Unºmoag vy real ysauy catoewa. Thay kow thatha yield of mad oat. WItlballrhidylgOrsrdmia iamsaapujaha~j weadaghli h out w'wdal plwrir r brills y noww j rrln N M UE ROU R, Mat 44, DDuU., U. back guarantee that each spoonful will clean your sluggish liver better than a dose of nasty calomel and that it won't make you sick. Dodson's Liver' Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morn ing, because you will wake up feel ing fine, your liver will be working, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable, therefore harmless and cannot salivate. Give it to your chil dren. Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dan gerous calomel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel Sis almost stopped entirely here. CUT OUT FOR A FINANCIER Small Maiden Was by No Means as Free From Guile as She Ap peared to Travelers. Two great tears shone in her hazel eyes as she stood by the slot machine outside the wayside inn-two tears so large that a young man passing on his motorcycle saw them clearly. "Exouse me," he said gently, "but if you tell me all about it perhaps I can help you." The girl shook her pretty head. "I've put a penny in the slot anachine." she answered, "and nothing will come out." "Ah," said the young man, "that's soon remedied." Drawing a penny from his pocket, he inserted it in the machine. Six times he tried with six different pen nies, but absolutely nothing happened. Then he rode away, poorer but hap pier. As he rounded the corner the girl's mother appeared in the doorway. "Well, Kate," she asked, "how are things going?" "A-i," came the reply. "He's the tenth. Altogether I've netted three dollars this morning." IMPORTANT THAT PUBLIC SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY. The testimonial I am to give you comes unsolicited. I. have been suffer ing from lumbago for ten years and at times was unable to stand erect. A Mr. Dean of this city, saw me in my condi tion (bent over) and inquired the cause. I told him that I had the lumbago. He replied, "If you get what I tell you to, you need not bave it." I said I would take anything for ease. He said, "You get two bottles of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root and take it, and if it does not fix you O. K. I will pay for the medicine my self." I did so and am a well man. For. five months I have been as well as could be. Before I took your Swamp-Root was in constant pain day and night. This may look like advertising, but it seems to me most important that the public should be made familiar with this treat ment as it is the only one I know which is an absolute rare. I owe a great deal to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and am anx ion that others situated as I was should know and take advantage of it. Hoping that this testimonial may be of benefit to some one, I am, J. A. HOWLAND, 1734 Humboldt St. Denver, Colo. State of Colorado I City and County of Denver (" Personally appeared before me, a Notary Public in and for the city and county of Denver in the State of Colorado J. A. liowland, known to me as the person whose name is subscribed to the above statement and upon his oath declares that it is a true and correct statement. DANIEL H. DRAPER, Notary Publie. Letts! to Dr. Kimeras C. B mlahmta. N Y. Prove What SMwamp-Ro~d Will Do For You Send ten cents t, Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample esie bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable in formation, telling about the kidneys ad bladder. When writing, be sure and men tion this paper. Regular fifty-eent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drag stores. Adv.. The Reson. Belle-The pomp that woman as sumes is very unbecoming to her style. Nell--Sure. Her "rats" are too iarse. RUB-MY-TISM Will care your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia., Cramps, Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old 8ores, Burns, etc. Antiseptio Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv. The man who borrows trouble isa l ways anxious to pay you back In your own coin. Many a callow youth has been hard hit by a soft glance. SI ,NIAIONAL Lassoin (By E. O. SELLERS. Acting Director of Sunday School Course Moody Bible In situt-e. Chicago.) LESSON FOR FEBRUARY 28 SAMUEL, THE VICTORIOUS LEADER. LESSON TEXT-I Samuel 7:3-17. GOLDEN TEXT-Hitherto hath Jeho vah helped me.-I Samuel 7:12 It. V. Having prepared a "guilt offering," 6:4-9, the Philistines started the ark back towards Shiloh. As a punish ment for their sacrilege and perhaps for their boastful pride, God punishes the men of Beth-Shemesh and finally the ark finds rest in the house of Ahinadab, 6:10-21, 1:1, 2. For 20 years Israel was under discipline in bondage, v. 2. I. "And Samuel spake . . . say ing," vv. 3-8. It is possible that at times Samuel was a fugitive, but that he was praying, teaching and preach ing "the word of Jehovah" we are as sured. At last Israel was "drawn to gether," v. 2 R. V. margin. Undoubted- ly Samuel's pure life and his faithful witnessing had as much to do with this assembling as did the oppression of the Philistines. Samuel told the people plainly that in order to be de livered from the Philistines Israel must "return unto Jehovah with all your heart." The putting away (Judg ing) of sin and all idols is the first step of any real, genuine renentance towards God, Isa. 55:7. When Israel adopted Ashtaroth and the "strange gods" they possibly did so with no thought of forsaking Jehovah, but rather with the idea of "enrinching" their worship. Such liberality, such a federation of religions is weakening to i the cause of faith, Matt. 6:24, 1 John 2:15, James, 4:4. Samuel might be called "narrow," but his exhortation to Israel that they return to the love and worship of Jehovah, to the obedi ence of his laws with whole-souled de votion, was the first, and the most es sential requisite to their freedom. Is rael's response (iv. 4) meant not alone self-denial, but a revolt against the Philistines. This meant also the giv ing up of amusements and profits which might accompany such worship. The word "heart" includes the will, affec tions, motives and powers of soul. Not merely a surface emotion, but a -deep change of heart and character. It is sad to recall that this was a reformation, not a regeneration (ch. 8:8), but such is the history of an emotional reformation. One day, how ever; we shall see that one will last last, Rom. 11:26. Samuel Is a type of Christ as a prophet and also as an Intercessor, Heb. 7:25. Gathering the people at Mizpah ("a lookout") he caused the people to look to God. Such a gathering was an evidence of that unity of the people of God which must ever precede prevailing prayer. Ps. 99:6, Heb. 10:25. The meeting began by a prayer by Samuel who was nearest to God. They than poured out water upon the ground, a symbol of their utter helplessness, also of, the pouring out of their hearts before: God, II Sam. 14:14; Ps. 62:8. Israel also "fasted"-an expression of sor row for sin which was so deep that they could not eat, and a sign of the humiliation of self and an earnest de sire to find God, Dan. 9:3, Acts 13:2. 3. They made confession of sin, there was no boasting of virtue, Ps. 51:4. II. "And Samuel eoffered . . a burnt offering," w. 9-12. Twenty years of bondage bred a spirit of fear ip the hearts of the Israelites and in their extremity they turned to Sam nel to intercede for them. Christians have a better one as their interces sor. I John 2:1; Heb. 7:25; Rom. 8:34. Israel no longer places its trust in an outward symbol as when formerly they sent for the ark, ch. 4:3. All real prayer is preceded by sacri flce, and the only ground we have upon which to approach a holy God is to shed blood, Heb. 10:19, John 14:6. This is also a type of entire consecration. The lamb of Samuel's sacrflee is a type of our Christ who entered Into God's presence for us "by his own blood." Heb. 9:11, 12. Having thus properly approached God, Samuel cried for Israel, and "the Lord heard him," John 17:9. In the midst of this the Philistines gave battle (v. 10) even as Satan often makes his fliereest assaults upon us in the midst of our holiest exercises. God "thun dered with a great volee," v. 11, marg., bringing discoinfture and fear to the enemy, I John 5:14. No voice of Is rael could have effeeted such results but the voice of God In response to the prayers of a godly man brought victory, James 5:16. Both secular and sacred history record instances where God used the elements to deliver his praying people. The storm which de stroyed the Spanish armada and saved England; the unusual winds and tides which saved Leyden came in con nection with the most earnest prayers, see also HI Kings 19:5. In this we see' a tfulfillment of Hannah's prophecy, ch. 2:10. In our last lesson Israel was defeated, 4:10, now they pursue the Philistines asu fhr uas Beth-ear and Shen, an unklnovn place west of Mis peh. Between the latter and Mispeh. Samuel erected a memorial pillar and called it "Ebeneser," the Stone of Help, where 20 years previous Is rael had suffered defeat and the ark of God was captured. So this stone was a twofold monument of a vic tory, and also of deliverance from 20 years of bondage. Ever and anon 'he church has cause to set up its EIenezers for new deliverances. Per ecution and corruption have not yet )revalled against the true church of I lod, Matt. 16:18. The Heart of the Lesson. This les on Is a great revelation of the power tud effectiveness of intercessory rayer. "Moses and Aaron among his rfests, and Samuel among them that all upon his name," Ps. 93:6, eems o plaes Samuel at the head et la el's inteuessos eve·n ,as Moses am 'm'm on tlahe Ima m-i LI HE GOT THE TWELVE CENTS Pointed Argument of Old Colored Toll. Man Was Too Much for Mo. tor Tourists. One of the pioneer manufacturers n of motor cars, is responsible for this motor story. a "On one of the old turhpikes which ti the motor tourist occasionally runs s across, a big touring car had twice 11 rushed through the gate without pay- b ing toll. The third time they made the attempt the old colored toll-man shut the gate, and brought them to a standstill. The half-dozen occupants of the large touring car were very in- 8 dignant and declared emphatically o that they were entitled to ride free. a "'Look at your own board,' said the I driver, 'It reads, "Every carriage, cart s or wagon drawn by one beast, two cents; every additional beast, two cents." 'We're not drawn by any beast at all.' "'No sah, but here's where ye come in,' replied the old colored man, as he iointed to another clause, which read: t 'Every half-dozen hogs, four cents,' and a he added, 'An' three times four is twelve.' "The twelve cents was paid." The Flight of Time. Uncle Rastus lives in a pleasant lit tie bungalow on the outskirts of a large town. Wending his way thither on the Saturday evening before Easter he stopped as suddenly as colliding - with safety gates and uttered a cry of ( dismay. Several people hastened up to see E what was the matter. On the ground was a broken bottle. On the face of Rastus was an expression of great sad ness. "What in the world has happened, t Uncle Rastus?" solicitously asked one r of the party. "Have you broken your r bottle of gin?" r "Yes, sah, boss! Yas, sah!" was the I mournful reply of Uncle Rastus, as he c pointed to the broken bottle. "Dar' Eastah come an' gone." t INDIGESTION, GAS 'OR SICK STOMACH Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends all Stomach misery in five minutes. Do some foods you eat hit back- 1 taste good, but work badly; ferment I ihto stubborn lumps and cause a sick, sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or , Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's I Diapepsin digests everything, leaving I nothing to sour and upset you. There never was anything so safely quick, so certainly effective. No difference how badly your stomach is disordered you will get happy relief in five minutes, but what pleases you most is that it 'strengthens and regulates your stom ach so you can eat your favorite foods without fear. You feel different as soon as "Pape's Diapepsin" comes in contact with the stomach-distress just vanishes-your stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch Ing, no eructations of undigested food. Go now, make the best investment you ever made by getting a large fifty cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any store. You realise in Ave minutes how needless it is to suffer from indiges tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv Educational Limitations. A small boy asked his father the meaning of equinox, and received this answer: "What in the world do you go to school for? Don't you study mythology? An equinox is a mythical animal, half horse, half ox. The name is derived from the Latin 'equine,' horse and 'ox.' Dear me, they teach you absolutely nothing that is useful nowadays!"-Atchison Globe Famous South American Falls. The falls of Tequendama are situ ated near the city of Bogota, United States of Colombla, where the River Bogota rushes through a cleft 36 feet wide and falls about six hundred feet into a rocky chasm. Near the falls is the natural bridge of Inconongo, which is something more than three hundred feet high. Changed Views. "Time makes a big difference." "What are you thinking of?" "My wife's father. I used to think him a stubborn old fool. Now I re spect his judgment." "What's happened?" "Nothing, only he did his durndest to prevent my eloping with ha daugh ter."-Detroit Pree Press. Quite So. "Now they are advertising dread naught gray. They ought not to drag the various colors into this imbroglio." "What do you mean!" "Gray has always been considered a neutral tint"--Kansas City Journal. Same Old Story. Green-Do you remember that stock I bought in a gold mine last summer? Brown-Yes. How did you come oPut? Green-Minus. Covered. "Isn't that a new door-mat you have? Strange, I didn't notice it be fore." "You were standing on it before." Many a man inmagines he's'the whole circaus who hasn't the ghost of a show. Millions of psrticular women now mse and recommed Red Crom Ball Bluem. All pacers. Adv. Many a marble heart does business beneath a sealakin jacket. I When is a balkboon like good bread? When It rims. , I* . gt £iNlL up - . .UT M. " Winter Chills Bring Kidney Ills A spell of cold, damp weather is always followed by a fine crop of kid ney troubles and backache. Colds and chills damage the kid neys. Other troubles common to win ter weather are just as bad. Grip, ton silitis, quinsy, pneumonia or any other infectious disease hurts the kidneys by overloading the blood with poisons. The kidneys get worn, weak and in famed trying to work it off. It isn't hard to strengthen weak kidneys though, if you act quickly. At the first sign of backache, dizzy spells, headaches, loss of weight, nerv ousness. depression and painful, irreg ular kidney action, start using Doan's Kidney Pills. Rest the kidneys by simple eating, avoidance of overwork nrd worry, and getting more rest and sleep. A milk diet is fine. This sensible treatment should bring quick benefit and prevent seri ous kidney diseases like dropsy, gravel and Bright's disease. Clip this advertisement and ma:: it to the address below for a free trial of Doan's Kidney Pills, the best rec NCVW'n Yout)8ak 15 Lamel-.Remembetlhe Name" II)NEY oPILLS 'S.' S DiimsfimJ aQ ~ tsBfdmbwml Cas.S.~ib;~L·;g11ITYtt(0ppdctm3+~iLr* f OWNER EXPECTED TOO MUCH " e Borrowing Neighbor Considered He I Had Done His Fair Share in i the Transaction. a A few days ago saw 01 McMahon 8 I. borrowing a hatchet or other imple e ment to drive or draw nails at Sher r man's hardware store, says the To ronto (Kan.) Republican. And that e brought to mind a "borrowing" story d e of Uncle O1: A great number of years ago Her bert Lockard owned one of the few two-section harrows hereabout. Uncle 01 was farming some, and went up to borrow it. Herbert always would loan anything he had, but he wanted it brought home. So he waited a rea sonable time for the harrow to be brought back, and finally, having to use it, went after it. As he drove along he began to get roiled over the thought 8 of going after his own harrow, and by the time he got it loaded Into his wagon was downright mad. Said he: "01, I thought you was neigh- t bor enough to bring home what you I It borrowed." t , "Bring it home!" shouted 01, with r a great show of Indignation; "bring it a home! Why, heavens to Betsy, man, i gI went after it! How much do you e expect of a neighbor, anyhow?" FAUWN6 HAIR MEANS * . DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE Save Your Hair! Get a 25 Cent Bottle of Danderine Right Now-Also Stope Itching Scalp. 11 1. Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy It hair is mute evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf. y There is nothing so destructive to . the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair . of its luster, its strength and its very life; eventually producing a feverish ness and itching of the scalp, which ie it not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die-then the hair falls out fast A little Danderine al tonight-now-any time-will surely e save your hair. i, Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's lh Danderine from any store, and after ul the first application your hair will take on that life, luster and luxuriance which is so beautifuL It will become - wavy and fluffy and have the appear d ance of abundance; an incomparable gr gloss and softness, but what will st please you most will be after just 'a et few weeks' use, when you will actual Is ly see a lot of fine, downy hair-new o' hair-growing all over the scalp Adv. Wouldn't Pass. "Did you stop in the employment agency to get a cook?" asked Mrs. Crosslots. "Yes," replied her husband very ik gloomily. "Eight of 'em looked me over and decided that I wouldn't do." When Your Eyes Need Care UseMuarlaeR edlelse. NMomartlung-Peets Pine-Acts Quickly. Try It foer Bed. Weak, sore Ees ad rlsted Eyelids, Rrlari Is eompouded b our oietn a "Patent Medleiae"-bsu td in suaeessful Payseltans' d- Practice for many years Now dedlested to the Pabile sad sold by Druggist at 0e per g Bottle. Marne Rye save in Aseptie Tube Me and oec. Write for Book oft thb ye ares Mwri.e Ee meedy Oempm., Obisags. A"d The Climbers? l. He-Men are descended from mon keys. She--Some haven't descended yet sk Judge. ie This Didn't Really Happen. "How did you enjoy the dinner?' "Fine; nobody mentioned the war even once." Somebody who knows nothing about Sit says that the happiest moment in a married man's life is the day before the wedding. le Cooperative societies in Bradford, . England. have between 40,000 and 50, 000 members. Is Switzerland user a greater propor tion of its water power than any other Scountry. The world's greatest misfit is llurs ? trated by the bh opinions of a small mlan. J~gjj Tel a 7ldStarr l n o I "l'dk lv igAI onlJyormg back. ~ Never Good at Mathematics Anyhow. "This yur town is getting to be too thundering mathematical for com- $1 fort!" grumbled old Dad Bing. "Tuth- be er day, as I was standing on a corner in a taxicab run over my toes, and then stopped just beyond me. g( "'Here, confound you!' says I to so the shover. 'These yur toes that you it, just smashed are mine!' "'WeN. why didn't you drag 'em ti out of the way?' he asked. bI "'Drag the devil?' I yelled. 'How did I know how fur they protruded Expect a visitor in your fair city to do nothing all the time but rigger up o his own feet?' "-Kansas City Star. i SELF SHAMP001NI P With Cuticura 8oap ls Most Comfort Ing and Beneficial. Trial Free. Especially it preceded by touches of Cuticura Ointment to spots of dan- a druaf and !'ching on the scalp skin. These 3upbrcreamy emollients meet every skin want as well as every toilet and nursery want in caring for the skin, scalp, hair and hands. Sample each free by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XY, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.' 4 Lost His Reckoning. One of this world's unfortunates was arrested in Covington for loitering, a and when taken before the judge to be o dealt with was asked by that official, "My good fellow, do you live in this town?" p "Nope," said the prisoner. b "Where are you going?" inquired the judge. 'I "To heaven," came the answer. C "Take him below." commanded the a judge. "He is crazy or he never would have come to Covington on the trip he says he is taking." More Meat Next Season. Authorization has been secured from v the secretary of agriculture to graze on the national forests of California for the season of 1915. 212,280 cattle and horses, 505,750 sheep and goats I and 7,950 swine. Compared with the grazing season of 1914, these numbers constitute a considerable net increase. During the year approximately 835,000 acres in the national forest permit were eliminated from the forests. Reason. "There's no use talking," began Mrs. Nagg. "I know it," interrupted Mr. Nagg, "and the fact that you persist in talk ing after making that declaration simply proves what I have often as serted, regarding the lack of logic L exhibited by some women. Now pro ceed with your lecture." A Mild Hint. "Can you understand why I can't get a job? I've been very patient and t persistent." "You don't go about it right," re plied Farmer Corntossel. "When you want a job you ought to ask some body besides your senator to get it I for you." Important to Momhers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for s Infants and children, and me that It ( Bears the 1Signature of In Use For Over 30 ears. Children Cry for Fletcher's Csstorla Japan has produced about 250,000, 000 bushels of rice annually for the last four years. When an old-fashioned farmer trav els he carries most of his baggage in his pockets. According to statistics, there are r more men with blockheads than wood enlegs. A barber may not cat sawdust, but She can well live on shavings. e A first-class lawyer can break any I will-excepting his wife's. S Every tombstone speaks well of a Sman when he is down. Love is the sugar that takes the bit Ster taste out of life. Always sue to please, Red Cross Ball Bies. All goer sell it. Adv. 1 The worst thing we can take for a cold is advice. ommended kidney remedy in the world. You'll decide it worth a trial. when you read this enthusiastic testi mony. Given Up to Die Helpless With Agonizing Kidney Ills Clairvitlle Smoneau. rtarton. La. says: "For a number of years I sutffered greatly from kidney disease. I gradually ran down until finally I was giv, n up to die. I was helpless and my limbs were swoll,.n t,, twtic their natural size. In fact. I was b:oiated all over. My hands and feet and also my ankles were puffed up until the skin ls n ltens. Doctors who att, nd, ld me w.re nlaradl that dropsy would re.ch my h, art. but I,ty!eing thy could do hi Ilped me. My IbRck p.::" d greatly and the kidney se er Ilons w, re santy In passage and unnrat ural .\t list the ,toctors gave me up and it was tlh n th:t 1 was told to try Doan's Knln. y !s. I did andt the effect was al nt, St a uI'r;e . 'l'hI, bloating and swelling cmn.nm~n , t, , d..,lwn and as I continued taking this rn. ,!i, ine I f It better in every way. .lf:,r I hi. ta:k. n fsle boxes of Doan's Kidney I'::s. I was well That was over f-tur , nare ego antl sire then I haven't suf fered in the blast." Pat's linvestment. Pat bought a pig in he fall, paying $7.50 for it; during the winter he bought $10.50 worth of feed for it, and in the spring he sold the pig for $17.50. A neighbor asked him how much he got for it, and when Pat told him, he said: "WVell, you didn't make much on it, did you?" "No," said Pat, "but you see I had the use of the pig all winter."-Every body's Magazine. COLDS & LaGRIPPE 5 or 6 doses 666 will break any case of Chills & Fever, Colds & IaGrlppe; it acts on the liver better than Calo mel and does not gripe or sickem. Price 25c.-Adv. Tumble? "It was only a slip of a girl that fell." Yes; and no wonder. The walks are so icy." Made a Cleanup. "So your cook left you without any warning ?" "Yes, and without any spoons." A born shopper is a woman who can Wnake the rounds of the bargain coun ters without spending a cent. Probably nothing makes a woman so angry as to ask a man for his candid opinion of her-and get it. There isn't much hope for the peo ple who would rather tell their trou bles than be popular. They stop the tickle. Dean's Mentholated Cough Drops stop coughs quickly. A plmwe ant remedy-g5 at all good Druggists. Better. not try it on the dog-unless you are sure of your dog. A leader is a great man who knows when to eldestep. For EBsy .Laneaess HANFORD'S Balsam of Myrb ofi Com uinsai strir~ Stiff NMadr cea- l Io b !n , ..d al l Eis dml Ii ie, . kUisesNf thdrs d$ The Wretchedniss of Constipation Dizsi r . anmdsadleton.s Titydotbherds SAIr, "- soon L eoIs se!n. J l~d L GR.. seceS..r so Dr. H-~80 ye .I el1--daml WtrsLmt .r,, und i soon "moym sweh W E. N. U. LT s.OC, NeO. --il. G1 W. N. U.. LITTLE ROCK, NO0. -1915.