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I A woman who is sick and suffering, and won't at least try a medicine which has the record of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, is to blame for her own wretched condition. There are literally hundreds of thousands of women in the United States who have been benefited by this famous old remedy, which was produced from roots and herbs over thirty years ago by a woman to relieve woman's suffering. Read what these women say: Camden, N. J. - " It is with pleasure that I send my testimo nial for Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, hoping it may induce other suffering women to avail themselves of the benefit of this valuable remedy. " I suffered from pains in my back and side, sick headaches, no appetite, was tired and nervous all the time, and so weak I could hardly stand. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made me a well woman--and this valuable medicine shall always have my praise."-Mrs. W. P. Valentine, 902 Lincoln Ave., Camden, N. J. Erie, Pa.-' I suffered for five years from female troubles, and at last was almost helpless. I tried three doctors but they did me no good. My sister advised me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and it has made me well and strong. I hope all suffering women will just give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a trial, for it is worth its weight in gold.":' --rs. J. P. Endlich, B. F. D. 7, Erie, Pa. Since we guarantee that all testimonials which we pub lish are genuine, is it not fair to suppose that if Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound had the virtue to help these women it will help any other woman who is suffer ing from the same trouble. Por 80 years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills. No sick woman does justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. I Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and Las thousands of cures to its credit. If the slightest trouble appears which , you do not understand, write to Mrs. i a at Lynn, Mass., for her advice--it is free and always helpful. L B NK CRIMINAL IN CHILD NATURE. ,Writer in New Orleans Picayune As sorts We Are All Born with Ten derness Toward the Bad. "All children," said a psychologist, "are born criminals. Instinctively they lie, steal, slander,torture-I don't know what. The saintliest man, a very Dr. Parkhurst of a man, were he to grow up. as he began, would have a long cares of bank robberies, as saults, dobdicshes and murders, and he would dte Oh the gallows. "A child, as soon as it begins to toddle and lisp, steals. 'Till you have trained a child to know that thefts are followed by apankings, Would you dare to leave it alone in a candy shop? -.../ Y"It also lies. After a raid on the amun or cake, does a child admit its ,_. guilt? Of course not. It lies earnest ), doggedly. "A child sladders and libels. Did you ever hear a beautiful, lisping child speak in praise of its play .- mlatet. No. On the contrary, it ac auses the playmate continually of horrible crimes. S ' child will get drunk if you give It the opportunity. Lack of opportu aity Is all that prevents children from becoming contrmed inebriates. "It is needless to go on. Look back . on your childhood. Study your evil I, lIttle child heart. You'll wonder then that no curio collector cherishes a . piece of your ope."--New Orleans Picayune. _ Not Our Discovery. The Greek, Eratosthenes, 250 B. C., taught the doctrine of the rotundity r the earth, and the ideas of the sphere, its poles, axis, the equator, 4 . ar ctic and antarctic circles, equinoc tial points andthe 'slstices were quite igenerally entertained by the wise men Of .that time. There were plenty of 1i8- in Rome, therefore, who were p~ are~:to talk about the earth as a sphere and to make globes illustratiag their idma . COFFEE DOESN'T HURT ME" S Tales That Are Told. " 'was one of the kind who wouldn't believe that coffee was hurting me:' S'y a N. Y. woman. "You just couldn't ,c onvinc me its use was connected 1` t with the heart and stomach tfouble I t i rei d from most of the time. S., . My trouble finally Sot so bad I ti to live on milk and toast almost estirely for three or four years. Still I~ loved the' onfee and wouldn't believe I~4',t could -o such damage. ' bat I needed was to quit coffee .ad take nourishment in such form as .my sitomach could digest. "I hsd read much about Pestum, btuevt ever thought it would ft my case : ptil one day I decided to quit coffee l:lgivel t a trial and make, sure about == It So I got a package and carefully S *followd the directions. "Soon I begain to get better and was a4gble to eat carefully selected foods without. the aid of pepsin or other d1 i~etaats and: It was not long before I wai realty a new woman physically. "- ow ts'am heaIthy and sound, can Is. t aything and ererythin that Somes aalng afA I know this wonder ta change Is all d4ie to my having - 4" cobe and g"ot the paorishment I adedhtbhrough this delieious Poetum. i. ~V. ag the old coffe wna the troublqs IbM go with it and boatld themselves up Ia t have donme, with Poetm." ,~ E aqto proave by 10 days' trial of .~cetoln plac ot coftees The reward 5r:~ft ·sdh· bveetetA e .9uPl GOING THE PACE. r -T- r Tortoise-What, have you started a motor car? Snail-Yes, one must move with the times, you know. AILING WOMEN. Keep the Kidneys Well and the Kid. neys Will Keep You Well. Sick, suffering, languid women are learning the true cause of bad backs and how to cure them. Mrs. W. G. Davis, of Groesbeck, Texas, says: "BaSk. aches hurt me so I could hardly stand. Spells of dizziness and sick headaches were frequent and the action of the kid. s neys was irregular. Soon after I began taking Doan's Kid. ney Pills I passed several gravel stones. I got well and the trouble has not returned. My back is good and strong, and my general health is bet tef." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. t. The Missionary Mule. "That mule," said the old farmer, "is what I call a 'missionary mule,' an' I'll tell you why: It throwed one man on his head, an' when the man wuz able I to be up an' about ag'in, he went to I preachin'; an' the last time the sheriff I come to levy on that mule the critter kicked him 'cross the county line,whar they wuz holdin' a campmeetin' an' I'm blest ef the sheriff didn't git relig ion an' quit runnin' fer office-w'ich wuz oncommon hard to do, seein' that the office habit run in his blood. I tell t you, nuthin' in this here worl' is to be despised, w'en as humble a critter as t a mule kin be a missionary!" S. Question of the Hour. "We are really at a loss to know [ how to punish Earle," she said. "We t have tried all the punishment in our I kindergarten list without effect. We have reasoned with him and told him that he will cease to be our pretty pet B and will grow up to be a bad, bad * man, and-" "Madam," interrupted the gentleman of the old school, who was visiting g them, "you will And on the trunk In * my room a very excellent strap that t I shall not need temporarily." But, of course, he didn't know any thing about modern methods. When Courage Failed. - "Duke," said the heiress, eagerly, "did you see father?" "Yes." S"WeUl?" t "We talked about the weather." Whatt? Lose your nerve againt Why don't you brace up and talk like a man-a srbject of a king on whose domain the sun never sets!" t "Can't," moaned the duke. "All the time I was in your ftther's office he kept grinning at a bigpainting." "What painting?" "The ]i.te of Bunker HilI."--Ilp Amiblguou% " ort of time did you have i Vor yi bilre trip " " had a perfectli' killing samel4~ ANCIENT LONDON TOLL GATE. a Link Between Distant Past and Pres t ent Where Travelers Have Paid Since 1135. London.-Among curious mementoes )f the past which still adorn-or, as some consider, disfigure-the streets of 'he world's biggest city, are a number :f ancient toll gates. Some of these 3ld barriers date back as far as the eleventh century, and there is one in the East end of London which can trace its history to the year 1135. This toll gate still remains, not, of course, the actual material of the first obstruc-. Toll Gate in London Erected in 1135. tion across the little thoroughfare known as Abbey lane, but its counter part; and tolls are still collected on state occasions with much pomp and ceremony. This is, in fact, the oldest toll gate in England. It was erected in the first instance by the monks belonging to the abbe l o i Stratford Langthorne, one of the earliest Cistercian founda tions in England. The abbey in thoser early days held most of the lands on which the present Whitechapel ia built. In fact, the name Whitechapel itself is considered by some to be de rived from an early religious structure of this order which stood in the open eareld-now covered by the seetlaing life in the East end. Curious enough, this old toll gate at the top of Abbey lane still pos-e sesses many ancient privileges, and the gatekeeper is a person of some im portance. Even the London countyure council has no power to open the gate without the ond.cial consent of the keeper, t t t At the old Abbey lane toll gate the trafsesse is wise enough to pass around the other side of the barrier by a pub lip thoroughfare and thus escape theounty toll. And so, the gatekeeper and hise gate barrier are left severely alone, except wn one or two official occasions when it s necessary to .declare the gate a legal barrier. In the early days this old gate stood on one of the highways be tween Stratford--then a straggling vil lage surrounded by open tiehds- and towns on the east coast, and there was considerable coaching through it about 100 years ago. The toll road was never entirely abolished, but thexept public built roads aroand it, and thus its natural monopoly disappeared. One or two efforts have been made recently to have the old toll gate removed alto gether, but the ntquarlans have comeld the st and' one of the quayntest be towlinks with the distant c ast. and there NEW WHITE HOUSE DOCTOR. Col. Guy L. Edie, Who Will Look Aft. er Pre100 ydent'rs ago. ealth, Well road Known in Profession.t and thus WaIts nahington.--Col Guy L. disappeardie, U. S. A., special physician to President Col. Guy L. Edle. TPat, will, during the latter's adminis tration, look after the health of the occupants of the executive mansion. Col. Edie is at present the army physician in attendance in Washing. ton on all the army ofbcers on duty here. He is knowli in the army and in the medical profession as a good _physician and surgeon and is well liked in military circles. Col. Edie is a native of Virginia 1 and a graduate of the university of g that state. He was the health ofilcer a of Manila while Mr. Taft was gov. Sernor there and accompanied the l a mous "Taft party" around the world as physician in charge, assigned by the war dep~rtment. Col. Edie is described by army oficers here as a man who "speaks the language," wbich is the army term for a man who is 24 carat, professionally and personally. Truly Literary. Tf Jinks-Harkina doesn't strike ame t as literary. Yet he declares that he Snever feels so comfortable as when he is snugly settled in his library. I Binks--Otb, that'sr not arpri~nga ! His* boorkease is a folding bied. Harpeics Weekly. Slk . Natural Obstacles. Ait.s -I will suarantve, sir, to pai tyod a apa likteneiss oft ye SCueto mer-You can'todo that. S':Artat-pWla·y~'t I?aon th deCustome.riebaeeamse ,obe's derab. a..n . who "speaks the lang.e' .e wichi h rytr o a who i 24 crat, rofesioalaG SAVING PAINT MONEY t Cannot Be Done by Using Cheap Material and Cheap Painters. .In arranging for painting, a good nany property-owners try to save noney by employing the painter who >ffers to do the job cheapest--or try :o save money by insisting on a low priced paint. But no property-owner would run such risks if he realized what must be taken into considera :ion in order to get a job that will wear and give thorough satisfaction. No houseowner will go wrong on ,he painting question if he writes Na :ional Lead Company, 1902 Trinity 3uilding, New York, for their House )wner's Painting Outfit No. 49, which :s sent free. It is a complete guide 'o painting. It includes a book of :olor schemes for either exterior or interior painting, a book of specifica tions, and an instrument for detecting adulteration in paint materials. Nearly every dealer has National Lead Company's pure white lead. (Dutch Boy Painter trademark.) If yours has not notify National Lead Co., and arrangements will be made for you to get it. GENEROUS. Clarence Dubb-May I have this dance, Miss Sharply? Miss Sharply-Certainly! I don't want it! BABY'S WATERY ECZEMA Itched and Scratched Until Blood Ran --$50 Spent on Useless Treatments -Disease Seemed Incurable. Cured by Cuticura for $1.50. "When my little boy was two and a half months old he broke out on both cheeks with eczema. It was the itchy, watery kind and we had to keep his little hands wrapped up all the time, and if he would happen to get them uncovered he would claw his face till the blood streamed down on his cloth ing. We called in a physician at once, but he gave an ointment which was so severe that my babe would scream when it was nut on. We changed doctors and mpdicine until we had spent fifty dollars or more and baby was getting worse. I was so worn out watching and caring for him night and day that I almost felt sure the disease was incurable. But finally reading of the good results of the Cuticura Rem edies, I determined to try them. I can truthfully say I was more than surprised, for I bought only a dollar and a hal's worth of the Cuticura Remedies (Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills), and they did more good than all my doctors' medicines I had tried, and in fact entirely cured him. His face is perfectly clear of the least spot or scar of anything. Mrs. W. M. .spot or scar. Mrs. W. M. Comerer, Burnt Cabins, Pa., Sept. 15, 1908." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props., Boston. Intruder Among the War Dogs. Prof. William Lyon Phelps of Yale went to West Point last fall to lec ture. He was lecturing in the chapel, the cadets were rigidly paying at tention, erect, eyes front, each man a ramrod of military etiquette. An Irish setter entered the chapel door and ambled shifingly down the aisle and up on to the platform. The ca dets squirmed under the eagle eyes of their officers but not a man smiled. "Billy" noticed the strain. He looked down at the dog wagging its tail benev olently on the rostrum. "What! How's this?" said Prof. Phelps. "A setter? Why, I expected to see noth ing but West Pointers up here." Yale Alumni Weekly. Too Literal. "Well, yes," said Old Uncle Lazzen berry, who was intimately acquainted with most of the happenstances of the vllhige. "Almira Stang has broken off her engagement with Charles Henry Yootwiler. They'd be goin' together for about eight years, durin' which time she had been inculcatin' into him, as you might call it, the beauties of economy; but when she discovered, just lately, that he had learnt his les son so well that he had saved up 217 pairs of socks for her to darn im mediately after thie wedding, she 'teared to concliude that he had taken her advice a little too literally, and broke off the match."-Puck. $100 Reward, $100. Tos readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that sence has been able to cure tn all its stages, and that Ia Caltarrh. Haill'rs Catarrh Cure is the only posltlve eure now known to the medical faternlty. Catarrb beine a consttutonal disease, requires a constitu tlonal treatment HBail'e Catarrh Cure i taken In P tetnally, acting direetly upon the blood and mueeous surfaes of the nmtem, thereby destroying the oundation of the disese, and .Rlvln the patient .strength by bullding up the constltution and rasist. I ng staure a doing its work. The proprletoro have a much faith In Its cutative powerse that they offer d One Hundred Dollars for any ease that It fals to cure. Send for list of testimonfals. SAddres F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. Sold by all Druglat. 75e. *1e all's ramlly Pills for constpatlon. SPoolish Question. r A New York chap wants to be told Swhy theater tickets in that city do not SIndicate the hour of the beginning of I the performance. Should think he Swould know. The hour is not men Stioned because nobody is ever on time at the beginning of the performance. What would be the good of wasting I printer's ink? For Headache Try Hicks' Capudine. Whether from Colds, Heat, Stomach or Nervous troubles, the aches are speedily relieved by Capudine. It's Liquid--pleas ant to take-Effrects immediately. 10,25 and W0e at Drug Stores. Skill to do comes of doing, know ledge comes by eyes always open and Sworking hands, and there is no know ledge that is n9t power.--Emerson. use *i th: uS ritl ry haI U LA iRLE A RSTRom Pa 100, Irtl d S OIIase of those, ugly, grizzy, gf8)y helms Use "LA CREOLE" HAIR RUOTORER.A PRICE, 51.00, retell, *** y ... . + " WHAT JOYTHEY BINNG • TO EVERY OME as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play-when in health-and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injuri ous or objectionable nature, and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna has also met with the approval of physicians gen erally, because they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, obtained by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most beneficially, and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Cal ifornian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret remedy, and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do 0 not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. * o Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna always has the full name of the Company--California Fig Syrup Co.--plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and the children, whenever a laxative remedy is required. 0-_ -E uO EM . 00 THE WRETCHES. Uncle-How is it, young man, that you failed again in your examination? Nephew-Why, the wretches asked me the very same question I could not answer last year! Grief That Kills. "My poor boy," said the beneficent old clergyman, who had encountered a young waif sobbing in the streets, "what ails you? Some case of dire distress has touched your heart chords, no doubt." "No," sniffed the lad, "you're clear off your base, old kazzozicks. Me an' Snippy an' de rest of de fellies tin canned the mangy, old yellow cur up at Schwarz' grocery, and while old Schwarz an' de gang followed the dog, I sneaked back to the grocery to swipe dried apples. De Fido chased into Schmitt's orchard and de gang cribbed de swellest peaches you ever seen, an' then dey smoked grape-vine cigarettes and set the barn a-fire. I made a sashay into de apple barrel at de grocery, an' de delivery boy pasted me with a bed-slat and it hurts yet, and I didn't get to see de fire, and didn't get nothin' to eat, and I wisht I wuz dead--dog-gone it all!"-The Bohemian Magazine. Ask Your Druggist for Allen's Foot-Ease. "I tried ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE recent ly, and have just bought another supply. It has cured my corns, and the hot, burn ing and itching sensation in my feet which was almost unbearable, and I would not be without it now.-Mrs. W. J. Walker, Camden, N. J." Sold by all Druggists, 25c. The Easiest Way. "I wonder if there isn't some way we can get our assemblyman to advo cate good roads?" "Give him an auto."-Brooklyn Life. Red, Weak,e Weary, Watery Eyes Relieved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Eye Pain. Try Murine in Your Eyes. At Druggists. The habit of viewing things cheer fully, and of thinking about life hope fully, may be made to grow up in us like any other habit.-Smlles. Time is the best test. For over fifty years Hamlins Wizard Oil has been the .most popular remedy in the United States for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia and all pain and inflammation. Woman is conslaered the weaker vessel-and there is an old maxim to the effect that the weaker the vessel the thicker the paint, Do not force yourself to take offensive (and harmful) drugs-take Garfield Tea, Nature's Herb laxative; it overcomes con stipation, purifies the blood, brings Health! Fifteen cities of the United States have 300.000 population or over. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES 01 wm n U iugS l hlgr hleuaud bI ehmek 3thnaye OaeIOc llupaoa n au k . o m It in coa di nt ebateW r tmn amnother dir. You an ayS ~U1.rncw~mSUrIIfhP& Wdts~~~i;;sSw- to o eb Bleach a Imia Urn . Is j#VE O/rU 00., @Wh' IUI..Ia iilhwl dEUS aMý t, for , In point of geographical elevation Madrid is the highest city of Europe. Mrs. Winatow's oeething syrup. For children teething, softes the gun, reduces a. Iammatuona.UsP oa, c1eswlcolou. osloboatl He who Is buried in thought dodges the undertaker. Awful Condition "I am fully cured," writes Mrs. Gertie McNeil, of Astoria, Ill., "since taking Cardui for my female troubles. Tongue cannot express what Cardui has done for me. I was in awful condition. The doctors did all they could, but with poor results, and I thought that all there was for me to do, was to wait for the icy hand of death; but I read your adver tisement about Cardui and I am so glad I did, for now I feel better than in three years. "Now my female troubles are all gone, and I have no more pains." TAKE C ARI The Woman's Tonic You are urged to take Cardui, for your own good, because it will help you. Its ingredi ents are harmless. Its action is gentle. It has been found to restore women's strength and relieve wo men's suffering. It will help you, foi the same reason, and in the same way, that it has helped others. , i ' All druggists sell Cardui. Try it. This Trade-mark S liminates All Uncertainty S in the purchase of paint materials. It is an absolute guarantee of pur. ity and quality. For your own protection, see that it is on the side of every keg of white lead you buy. MTIOUL LEAD WUAIIM S12 Tdtil 3ulau, I3m IsA DROPSY NEW DISCOVER: Re urY · acqulekrelieifsand cures worst caes Book o testimonials and 10 days' treatment FIB.LL DB. IL IL (BIBN'8 8ONB. dox B. ATLANTA. (a. w_ N_ ,. MEMPHIS. NO. 17-1909. 1Pi o Flak ye. Eplooto '& atarhaal Fever y ro n-n f r I S tive hd. e ete,o t a nd Sei d (ole I k,.r.Afland poeitlve eeprvetI. to matterhow horuee atiny atoe Infected or poeed." lquid.Ivll on the tongu o othe Blood and Cnd. epel" the oad Cutrey. tSpcie· agents waated. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., .t. GOSHEN, IND., U. S. A. ------o---- SPIMPLES "I tried all kinds of blood remedies which failed to do me any good, but I have found the right thing at last. My face was full of pimples and black-heads. After taking Cascarets they all left. I am continuing the use of them and recom mending them to my friends. I feel fine when I rise in the morning. Hope to have a chance to recommend Cascarets." Fred C. Witten, 76 Elm St., Newark, N. J. Pleasant. Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken,Weakenor Gripe. 10c, 25c. 50c. Never sold In bulk. The geou ine tablet stamped C C C, Quaranteed to uP OrT ror m03 brak. 92 Up. HALFTONES Suuitable for printing in newspaper .r on stationery. IPubllishersof tb Ipape? wilitakeyourorderand dothe printinlg. Eg8 ,p! :mAFhR cLIO3, LfL RWX', ARK.