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jXj RALD Wednesday, Nov. 30, 1910. pOYAi PS! ' BAKING POWDER D thy D 9 Be Love's Death. Absolutely Pure . The only baking -powder mado from Royal Grape - Cream of Tartar Mo Alum, Ho Lime Phosphate FOBMER EL PASOAN KILLEfi NEAR MIAMI Belatives Here of Gr. L. Casey Receive j$ews of His Dea'th. G. L. Casey, a Santa Fe brakeman, well-known In this city, was killed at Miami, Tex., 50 miles from Amarillo, Tuesday, according: to a telegram re ceived here by his relatives. Efforts have been made to determine the cause of death, but no information has been received from Amarillo further -than that the body is being: prepared lor shipment and will probably reach here Friday. Mr. Casey was at one time employed on the G. H. and later on ihe El Paso division of the Santa Fe, having- been transferred to Amarillo a short time ago. He was well known in El Paso. The deceased, who was 29 years old last July, -leaves two children, Edwin Eugene, aged 8 years, and Garfield, aged 5, both boys, and a divorced wife. Mrs. J. H. Sharp, of Bisbee, Arizona. Besides these, he Is survived by his parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Casey, the latter making ner home with her daughter, Mrs. "W. J. Amberson, on Myrtle avenue, while his father is in LOs Angeles. His brother, J. P. Casey, jr., resides in El Paso, as do his sis ters, Mrs. C. P. Hunt and Mrs. TV. J. Amberson- Other sisters surviving are Mrs. TV. H. Patton, of Chicago; Mrs. E. E. Brooks, of Prescott, Ariz.; Mrs. R. V. Allen, of Monita, CaL, Mrs. J. J. Garvey, of Eos Angeles, CaL Hot Clam Bouillon with salt sprays Elite Confectionery Co. Saturday! Snyder Jewelry Co. THIS MAN" IS THE HIGHEST FBYEft J. Armstrong Drexel, -who broke the world's- iieigirt record.- The" young TmuT-" timlllionaire recently sailed above a A MAN who -was recently haled into court for wife desertion declares that he was driven f rom home by his spouse's excessive demonstrations cf affection. 'Why, judge," he exclaimed, "when I came home of an evening from work and when I was starting to work of a morning, she would kiss me for ten 'minutes at a time. It made me sick. I just got so I couldn't stand it any more, and so I beat it." Can you blame him? "There is a whole bunch of morals in this true tal'e, and women "who are the chief offenders in the osculatory line, would do well to take a few of them to heart. 'The most obvious lesson is, of course, that any' one can get too much of a good thing, even of love, and that kisses by wholesale fire not so desirable as by retail. You can smother affection to death by too many caresses just .as you could drown a person in a vat of mo lasses. It would be -a sweet death, but it would be death, all the same. Women are wholesale murderers of love, not by intention, but through ig norance. Their craving for affection and the Indications thereof are so in satiable that they cannot understand that man's tastes are different, and that he cares only for love as a rel ish, not for the whole meal. Men, at least those of the Anglo Saxon breed, are also chary of demon strations. As Kipling says, "they do not kiss nor fall on the neck when they come together," as women do. They don't grab up every baby and kiss its unfortunate head off after the manner of women and even in love making they value a kiss in proportion to Its rarity, whereas a woman esti mates the worth of a kiss .-s a proof of affection In direct ratio to Its fre quency. All of this, is merely by way of say ing that men are not kissers by nature, and women are; that men are not Hemonstrative of their affection, while women are, and that the women who persist in showering caresses on men make the mistake of their lives, for the men are not pleased thereby. They are bored; satiated, disgusted. It was a man who voiced the eternal masculine protest against too many kisses when he cried out: "Stay me with flagons, feed me on apples, for I am sick of love!" There are a great many misguided women who think that because they happen to be engaged, or married, they have a right to exhibit toward their fiances, or husbands, as much affection as they please. Alas, they are the vic tims of their own errors! v Many a man runs the risk of a breach of promise suit rather than face the prospect of a life that will be over-sup plied with kisses, and many a husband is driven from home to save himself "from being' loved to death. The s'econd moral of this story is that in kissing the man should always be the kisser and the woman the kissee. This holds good both before and afterj marriage. A man only takes an interest in kissing as long as the kisses have to be stolen. The minute a -woman's lips are offered to him he takes kissing out of the pleasure class and puts it on the duty list Young women often write to this de partment and ask if they should permit young men to kiss them. Never! The girl who doesn't positively refuse to let a man kiss her is an idiot. And she is likely not to get kissed at all. It's always the kiss for which a man i has to risk his neck for which he Is i I willing to climb. The one that is prof Sarsaparilla fered him at the front door he dodges. Matrimony does not change a man's nature, and it's the wise .wife who Cnrd nil linmnrq. catarrh anrl turns over the kissing job in the family ; , .. , , , j to her husband, if you will observe, I rheumatism, relieves that tired you will perceive that it is always the! feelinr restores the appetite, cool, Indifferent kind of wives whose &' -, csr husbands continue to be lovers after; CUreS paldieSS, nerVOUSneSS, marriage, whereas only too often the; Vni15 nr tVlP wlinlf SVSrpm. .vw r ....w- j warm-hearted, affectionate, demonstra tive woman, who is a record kisser, has to bestow her kisses on a husband who is as unresponsive as a graven image. The third moral to this story is that to be welcome kisses inust be given at the psychological moment. This also s O. JUlUt UliLL tt UI11C11 UlLCU 12111 to IttKt! j Into consideration. The most enamored man on earth doesn't want to be stop ped and kissed when he is in the midst of some engrossing piece of work on which his whole mind and soul are concentrated. Nor does he Rine for kisses 'when he is hungry what he craves is beef and potatoes, instead of tokens of affection. To my mbind thpre is no more deadly foe to real love than the insane conven tion that has made it the proper thing for a husband and wife to bestow a meaningless kiss upon each other ev ery morning when, the man starts to his business. It is ? kiss utterly without sentiment, a kiss flavored with bnni "' -perfunctory kiss that is received in a perfunctory manne- and t..tt is as likely to hit the back of.jfhe woman's hair" or the end of her nose as it is her lips. He is thinking, "I've got to hurry or ril miss my car, but this is something that Tve got to get through with,,r and she is thinking about her housekeeping, or what the children are doing, or the shopping she Is 'going to do. and both of them hustle through the little cere mony and are glad when it's over. And poor Cupid, observing it, turns up his little toes to the daisies? and chants a requiem over the kiss that was, and the kiss that' is. "Iconoclasts! Profaners of sacred things! Idiots!" he cries. "Better one kiss a year that Is warm with real love and thrilling with fire, than a million kisses that are nothing but the touch of dead lips." , Scientists tell us that kissing is one of the most dangerous amusements known to humanity. This being the case, it is earnestly to be desired that the practice of kissing should be dis couraged, that 'the over-kisser should be suppressed. After all, kissing is mostly a habit and a bad one. Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs HOTEL HELP TO BE TRAINED IN SCHOOL tContinued From Previous Page). to America the dinner. He returned the day after the banquet. The Largest Banquet. Perhaps the largest banquet ever given took place In Paris in 1905, when covers were laid for 56,000 people. At this feast 25,000 quarts of wine, 15,000 quarts of ale and 10,000 quarts of champagne were consumed, to say nothing of the 70 tons of solid food. It required 2,500 waiters to serve the banquet. One of America's largest banquets was held in St. Louis in hon or of the-victory of Herbert S. Hadley in the race for the governorship of that state a few years ago. This banquet cost $5,000 with an extra al lowance for help and equipment. An other American banquet held at Springfield, Illinois, in honor of the hundredth anniversary of the birth of Abraham Lincoln cost $20,000, or ?25 a plate New York Is the greatest hotel city in the world. It is estimated that $174,000,000 is invested in hotel prop erty there. The task of provisioning the 215 principal hotels on Manhattan Island is a large one under ordinary circumstances, but when the stewards have to provide for 800,000 more peo ple than they expected, as was the case during the Hudson-Fulton cele bration, it becomes a t task Indeed, During that celebration the hotels and restaurants of the city bought 900,000 broilers, 200,000 soup chickens, 25,000.000 eggs, 4,000,000 ppunds of lamb, 15,000,000 pounds' of beef, 2,500, 000 pounds of pork, 3,000,000 pounds of scale fish, 500,000 lobsters and 15, 000,000 oysters. New York will prob ably furnish more pupils to the new hotel university than any other two cities in the country. Tomorrow Meeting of Congress. . THE MANICURE LADY SHE WANTS TO JOIN A VAUDEVILLE SHOW. "I WENT to a vaudeville show when I was up to San Antonio to the fair," said the Manicure Lady, "and I couldn't help thinking, as I watched all of them going through their different stunts, how easy it ought to be for a girl with half a edu cation and a little nerve to jump in and make good, on the stage. "Goodness knows, George, If I had anything like a good sketch and a good, the River,' and I played the boatman that took them all across." Real, Serious Stuff. "This isn't kidding with me, George," said the Manicure Lady; "this is real, serious stuff. It ought to be easy for a good, clean sketch with some sun shine and humor in it, to cop a lot of laurels. I was thinking that maybe l could get Garnett King, who comes in often, you know, to get manicure, to VlV LWlf Muw-4vfef . limn hmsmFTo X-Mas M jy Shoppers mm . . Mil jw Our store is brimful of the iffMf luW most beautiful Christmas Gifts ifflJsMl l&fmffimf&f z.7-j J7i o ftr 1 ttPf&m: I. jS3??S52zS ever assemuieu in jul u.so. ivoi- iffFMj&ftil jW withstanding the high character f Wrrf 1 and quality of everything of fered, '$!'&. - lsf prices are attractively low. MuffM'? l Everything Marked In yyW ;iiiiEl Plain Figures &&-- y ; x lliP j57 liPl 'i yW The Mere Tbovste of. HgKgX -texas&mebaS tl Buying a Diamond Should 8gPfr 'Sfisislllr Suggest Silberberg's. lliiifeN -?$l -' PysW, 1910. l --- 1 i - handsome heavy man to play across h write me a little sketch and maybe I from me, I could have them audiences could get Frank Rich to dig me up a standing on their heads, and no doubt good, handsome leading man. I wouldn't oe very particular about his acting, just so he knows how to talk fairly good English, so that it can be heard, and just so- that he comes from a good about it, either. Once I started, the act -would be sure fire." "TVelL" said the -Head Barber, "why don't you start out? I am good enough ; note began: Tear Husband That Was and that was as far as his friend read." , 'Tou had bettef- keep on paring nails," said the Head Barber. "All of them actresses write stories for the Sunday papers, saying that the stage is packed full of them Ditfalls and snares." "Yes," said the Manicure Lady, "and now and then I find a pitfall or a snare hanging around a barber shop." and heavy enough, and maybe yqu and I family. Them is the only things I me might hit it off greati I used to be on the stage, back in Pawpaw, Kan sas, We played a piece called 'Over Philadelphia, his native tow-n. to a height of 9970 feet, beating the record of 97f4 feet made lately by the Ill fated Johnstone. Drexel navigated a Bleriot monoplane, wnich he . bor rowed for the occasion from Graham White, the English bardman. l Pure Flavorings rj?PR!Cf$ - W KLiCWUS V Mayorinl Vanilla Lemon Orange Rose, etc. used and appreciated by millions of housewives -who have used them for half a century. i Pastor and Wife Murdered w?j&''T ,"" " . v A.&MWm2Mgk. v - Halfbreed Menial Is Held on f pljlBV Suspicion of Killing . ? the Couple. JlSlMfe The Rev. Amzi L. Armstrong whose flStt cold blooded murder, together with his P5?&. wife, has arousea tne whole country- -Sls3fc : s.de in the vicinity of Dutch Neck, N. t&&$t4&&k -ammg'.'i ;? k'aMiw wjzms. WfffTffTiirf i HWffir ' v 'Miimfc ml " WmV I ! hi I HI ' -- "mi TTff IHIHiHHBBiHBlK-1 M ,,, T (-JSE!nEdt i m? i would expect from him. I just know that Garnett could write the sketch. Her kind of a Sketch. "Folks ought to know quite a little about the stage before thev trv to write or act plays," said the sage Head Barber. "That's where you're wrong, George." corrected the Manicure Lady. "It ain't talent that counts nowadays: it's looks. I never laid no claim to talent, but I think that I can say without no fear of successful contradiction that I am here with the appearance, as you will admit, George. And you have often said that I have a soft, low voice. I was thinking that a society playlet would be the right kind of a sketch, with me as the injured wife. "Mr. King ought to be a"ble to put in the right lines, because he has a friend tnat came nome one nignt and found a note pinned on the tablecloth. The Saturdaj-: Snyder Tewelry Co. THE UNBEATABLE EXTERMINA TOR. "Rough on Rats," a powder- Do your own mixing, pay for poison only, then you get results, for Roaches, Ants, Mice, Rats. etc. See directions how to us in out-buildings. 15c. 25c, 75c Don't trifle with a cold is good advice for prudent men and women. It may be vital in case of a child. Tnere is nothing better than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for coughs and colds in children. It is, safe and sure. For sale by a'xl dealers. LET YOUR STOMACH OTVX WAY. HAVE ITS The Rev. Amzi L. Armstrong whose cold blooded murder, together with his wife, has arousea tne whole countrv- sde in the vicinity of Dutch Neck, N. J., where the Rev Mr. Armstrong had been pastor of tne First Presbvterian ! church for 43 j'ears. John -Sears, a Ua7f Kfrf ' trixrn th f i halfbreed. who hai oeen in the family IldVC UCCIl given tne since he was six months old, was f , j placed under arrest charged with the DreierenCe and are' nOW I murder. The impression Is that the J- i murderer had demanded monev from ! pastor Armstrong, and when it was re- ! fused, had snot hire dead, killing his wife, al;o. In orderto insure silence, i the Armstrong family, says she heard .the shots and thinking it was a burg- 1 lar, hid under the bed. It was reported that Sears hnd confersed the crime but this report the county prosecutor woni' i.ot confirm Do "Sot Try to Drive and Force it to Wor,k "When It Is Xot Able or You WIH Suffer AH the More. You cannot treat vyour stomach as jome men treat a balky horse; force, drive or even starve it into doing work at which It rebels. The stomach Is a patient .and faithful servant and will stand much abuse and ill-treatment bo fore it "balks," but when it does you had better go slow with it and not at tempt to make It work. Some people have the mistaken Idea that they can make their stomachs -work by starving themselves. They might cure the stomach that way, but it would take so- long that they would have no use for a stomach when they got through. The sensible way out of the difficulty Is to let the stomach rest If it wants to and employ a substitute to do its work. 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The Spartan boy who concealed the stolen fox in h"is breast, though it ate his vitals, 'did nothing remarkable: we are all heroic when we have something disgraceful to conceal. in the belief that if he wants to be GALL.EY SIX .. ..xt. CMFTVYP YP come a better man he will not dare find fault. m The first discovery a widow makes is that her first marriage occurred when she was a mere child. " During her engagement a girl stops saying her prayers, but soon after she is married she begins with renewed energy. e You are to be congratulated on your friends: 'if vou run tpll them of vour j good luck without Winging a look of envy to their eyes. A girl never realizes that practice is necessary to make a good musician un til is is time for her to help with the housework5. The most noticeable result of .send ing a daughter away to school is that it increases the number of places for her to go visiting when her school days j are over. "When a man gets religion, his wife's efforts in getting a good meal decrease All of us like-tfo have our hurts mads a great deal or., A man demands that his wife be lieve all that he tells her, and that hia daughter doesn't believe a word, that any young man says. III