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PAGE EIGHT.
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AT THE TACOMA
Oscar Hammerßtein, Victor
Herbert and Klda Johnson Young,
the producer, the composer and
authoress respectively of "Naugh
ty Marietta," tinheeitatlngly pro
nounce Florence Webber, the
youthful American prima donna
soprano who sang the role or
Marietta last season, to be the
most promising light opera prlmm
donna in American theatricals.
She will be here, with sixty as
sociate gingers, In "Naughty Ma
rietta" at the Tacouia Sunday.
David Warfield is to appear at
the Tacoma theater Monday and
Tuesday in "The Return of Peter
Grimm," written for him by David
Belasco,
Beginning next Thursday for a
return engagement of four days
the Paul .1. Rainpy African Hunt
will be exhibited and described.
1 AT THE EMPRESS *
A "(ilrl act" will be tho fea
ture of the bill (iiionlrip; at tho
Empress Monday afternoon.
Eight bUtbaoUM mlsKes are in
the act.
Marie Stoddard will present
character songH. Qeorgt Leon
ard and Marguiete Meredith, ions;
identified with musical comedy
and particularly with Ziegfield's
Follies, will be seen in a comedy
sketch.
America's well known Violinist,
Lola Statonne Paulisch, will be a
feature of the new bill.
Ivos Adlers, a gymnastic Im
portation, will make their debut
Monday afternoon.
The management annouaoM
(iilbert I^osee, a triple voiced phe
nomenon who sings selections
ranging from a high soprano to
a deep bass.
AT THE PANTAGES
0_ ._
Seven bright features will again
adorn the new bill at the, l'an
tages theater beginning with the
matinee Monday. Included in the
•list will be a "triumphant return"
of the celebrated vuudevlllaln,
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MHI II WOMAN TO LKCTIHR
A<. YIN AT II mi-i i: ok Ml SIC
Mil. O. 8. Fowler, widow of the
famr.ua author. Prof. o. S. Fowler
or New
York, will
(rive her
fifth lec
ture on
■Life's
Deepest :
I-i us" at
the Temple
of Music,
945 C si., at
8 o'clock
tonight,
taking an
her Bub
ject. '•'Dip
Unveiling
of the ■
Ark of the
Covenant."
These lee-
! - -f*" -'":'• *-•■ turps are
Mr*. O. S. Ko«ler free. Mm.
3>.'»f-: ■■■,•■ ..■■ Kowler, In
I conjunction with the lectures will
.hold health consultation* and phre
nological examinations dally from
9 a. m to. 9 p. m. at the Stratford
'Hotel. 9th and C sts.. until .lan. 21.
-Electricity to euro disease will be
,taught In classes beKlnnintr Tues
, day. Jan. 14, at 2:30 and 7:30 p. m.
• * ma HI IX i(H> \\ v w:
7—FEATURES—7
■ £. v-i:\IJI.ISII POXY lIAL.LET
1,.' And Six Other*.
EMPRESS
< IIAIM I S CHAriJN
- .- In liariio's tlrviit ('i>inr-<ly '
"TUB WOW WOWS" V. £ 'I-;
? O —OTMKK »H. i«' C. ACTS—6 ; f
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* THEATRICAL «>
♦ . «
t> Tacoma — Sunday night, <$•
♦ Miss Florence Webber, in «>
• "Naughty Marietta," musical <?>
• comedy. Monday and Tues- <?>
•> day nights, David Warfleld #
♦ In "The Return of Peter <$>
♦ Grimm," Belasco drama. *
♦ Balance of week, African «>
• Lion Hunt pictures. <§>
•£ Princess—All week begin- «
•' ning Sunday, with matinee <j>
♦ Sunday and Thursday, the <?>
♦ Princess players in "In Miz- •*
♦ zoura."
s> Empress—All week begin- <»
' ning Monday, afternoon and <?>
♦ evening, six vaudeville acte. <s>
■*> Pantages—All week, be- <S>
► ginning Monday, afternoon *
•v and evening, mx vaudeville <J>
•■ acts. <$>
Miss Alice Teddy. She's a lt«>ar!
The IMBOtta Lanole troupe of
Ringing Brothers circus, will do
hair-raising stunts on the tight
wire.
For music, there will be the
Four Burns Sisters on violin, cel
lo and piano.
Diegan and Raymond, known
to vaudeville as "The Messenger
Boy and the. Girl" will bring
along their newest Bongs, dances
and comedy chatter.
The Abachi Troupe of acrobats
will find a place on the bill.
Joftn Dale, the "Alabama Kid,"
will appear in black-face.
* AT THE PRINCESS
0 0
Walter A. Corcoran, familiarly
known to many In Tacoma as
"Corkey," will appear In the new
role of actor in one of the parts
of "in Mizzoura," with the Pr:n
cpsb players next week, commenc
ing Sunday afternoon. For some
time, Mr. Corcoran has been em
ployed in the Olympic club cigar
store.
"In Mluoura" once served as a
starring vehicle for Nat (ioodwln.
"In lilssoqra," as its title im
pllea, is a story of the back woods
of Missouri, near the Czark re
gion. It will be a distinct change
from the light comedies of the
past, few weeks, for the play ts
one of many strong dramatic sit
uations and surprises.
The opening scene is in. the
home of old Joe Vernon,' the
blacksmith. Joe has a pretty
daughter, Kale, who is Wooed
by young Jim Had burn, the coun
ty sheriff. The romance pro
gresses smoothly enough until
Robert Travers makes his appear
ance in the village. The mys
terious stranger pays marked at
tention to Kate Vernon. The girl,
who has been educated in one of
the larger cities of the Btate, ts
fascinated by the stranger.
It develops that Travers Ie a
crook. He comes to X ii. «
home and begs her to assist him
to escape. She finally conceals
him, but he is discovered by Rail
burn. Believing that Kate loves
the man, Radburn allowed hfm
to escape and by so doing, en
dangers his chances for necomlng
a member of the state leglsla
t v re.
15,000 MORE
WORKERS STRIKE
(By United Pirss Leased Wire.)
NEW YORK, Jan. 11. — More
than 100,000 strikers of the Gar
ment Workers' union are defying
all efforts to arbitrate their differ
ences. Fifty thousand white
goods workers struck in sympatny
here today.
The hotel workers' leaders are
trying to call a general strike or
cooks and waiters.
STOMACH 601 BAD
SOUR, GASSY, OPSEI?
WIIHN "PAPE'B I>IAI'KPBIN"
GKTS IN STOMACH ALL
I Mill. I -I ION l.dl v
Time it! In five minutes all
itomach distress will go. No in
llgcstlon, heartburn, sourness or
belching of gas, acid, or eructa
tions of undigested food, no dizzi
ness, bloating, foul breath or
voadache.
Papes Dlapepsln Is noted for
its epeed in regulating upset
tomachs. It Is the surest, qulck
*t and most certain remedy in
he whole world :iud besides it is
narmjess.
iflllions of men and women
now tat their favorite foods wlth
>ut fear—they know now ft Is
needless to have a bad stomach.
Please, for your sake, get a
.arge fifty-cent case of Pape"3
r>lapepsin from any drug store and
put your stomach right. Dont
keep on being miserable—life Is
too short—you are not hare long.
*o make your stay agreeable Eat
what you like and digest It; enjoy
It, without dread of rebellion in
the stomach.
Diapepfeln belongs In your
home aayway. It should be kept
handy, should one of the family
eat something which doesn't agree
with them or in case of an at
tack of Indigestion, dyspepsia, gas
tritis or stomach derangement at
daytime or during the night it Is
there to give the Quickest, surest
relief known.
Top, night to Irtt —Agues, one of the Four Ilurns Sisters, PantageK; David Warfleltl, Tneonia;
Kaiifriiiaiin's ICollor Skating Girls, Empress; Mins Florence Webber in "Xaughty Mai'iiptta," Taco
ma; .Miss Florence l:< 11. Princess.
"On Board the Good Ship Earth" ™
(Copyright, TJI3, by Herbert Quick.)
111.
Minds may differ as to how Man came into being on the Good
Ship Earth —that huge Airship steered by wireless control from the
Central Station of which we can only believe, but cannot know.
Some will see in Man the last (stage of Evolution —the end of that
great chain beginning with a spot of slime—the first tiny mass of
Protoplasm—and ending with us. Others will see in him a creature
produced by a special creative act of God, and quite unrelated by
heredity to his fellow beings in the world of life. It matters little
to me. However it may be, this is sure, we have been formed in
some way out of the dust of the carth —out of the planking of the
decks of the Ship on which we voyage!
Here we are! We must live. We must live together. We
must win our subsistence out of the Decks from which we have been
formed. Our quarters on the Ship must be found somewhere on
her broad decks —those portions which stick out of the water, and
which we call land. How shall we occupy it? What shall be our
relations with ea^h other? Shall we fight and quarrel for the best
places, and eat each other up, as people have been known to do
when cast away on other ships? Or shall we organize and place
the matter under regulations? In fact, have we not already appor
tioned among us this great original Zeppelin on which we career
through space? If so, is the apportionment the best that could be
made?
Is it permanent, or shall we — can we? —-move about, as na
tions, changing our quarters on the Ship—moving fore and aft and
from starboard to port? In the nature of things, can any appor
tionment of the Earth among its tenants be permanent? Is there
such a principle as Right? If so, can it be applied to our earth
tenancy? Do we need to find and apply the principle, If it exists,
or will it come Into operation automatically—by some force outside
ourselves, like the WireleßS Control that guides our Ship in her
flight?
Perhaps we shall be able to throw a little dim light on some
of these matters. Hut first, what are the big facts as to our present
quarters on the Ship?
How many of us are there?
There are between a billion and a half and two billions of us.
We are not very evenly distributed over our land-and-water Zeppe
lin. Many things tend to make us gather in dense communities in
some places, and to scatter very sparsely in others. First, we are
land animals, and the seventy-five per cent of our good ship Earth
which is below the water level, we cannot inhabit. So we give it
over to the amphibians, the fishes, and the other swimmers. This
must always be so.
And even as to the solid surface of the Ship, we find great
areas of deck room upon which we cannot live. The thing most
decisive of this is temperature. Life could not appear on earth,
until things had cooled down to the liquid point of water from its
condition of steam. And life must first have appeared in the
then coolest parls of the globe. These coolest spots were and
are the poles; and at the poles—or one of them—life doubtless
first came Into being. Perhaps the first nations of men lived, and
fought and struggled with these problems, at the poles. Instead of
being the discoverer of the pole, Peary merely returned to the
ancient home of the race.
But the poles are now too cold for successful human life. 8o
are the polar regions, reaching down a third of the way or more to
the lands which lie amidships. Some time, these Arctic regions
may grow wanner again—we shall look into that one of these <l;iw
-—but now, man must abandon great portions of his Ship's decks to
ili«- seal, the bear, the fox, and their frost-defying fellows. Tbese
regions have rooted off so much as to spoil them as quarters f»r
any very large numbers of Passengers.
So, too, as to the equatorial belt amidships, the temperature
has prevented Its being the quarters of very dense ((immunities
of people. There are some exceptions to this, but on the whole,
the torrid zone is too hot for successful human life. The pediiie
there are lacking In both numbers and energy.
The beat place on the ship is in that strip each side of the
equator where It has cooled off to just the right temperature; a*<i
here, principally on the north side of the hot belt, the Passengers
are mostly found quartered. So dependent are the "lords of crea
tion" on the mere matter of heat and cold!
But almost as powerful is the factor of moisture. Where It
is too dry, the dead mutter of the decks of the good Ship Earth does
not readily fuse into the protean shapes of Life. The Force which
works through that mighty slime called Protoplasm, works with
water as a tool—and whole continents are in a measure unfitted by
lack of moisture for the occupancy of man. So he must ever be
herded into those places where the tyrant Spirits of Heat and Mois
ture allowed him to live. His quarters on the Ship are determined
by them.
A third of us are crowded Into southern and eastern Asia.
Fifty millions of us are In the few small Islands of Japan, be
(■atiHP of the mbißture and warmth of the climate. Three hundred
millions are in China, and •warms equally numerous in India am
THE TAS3OMA TIMES.
Changing Our Quarters on Shipboard
her neighboring hives.
In the continent of Europe, there are well toward four hundred
millions of us. And in North America, we have about a hundred
millions. These and some islands are the densely populated places.
Here are most of the Passengers quartered.
No Captain has sent men to these quarters, except Captain
Necessity and Captain Power. They have fought like beasts for
them, and the decks of the Ship have run red with blood by rea
son of migrations of Passengers from one part of the deck to another,
in past ages these surgings back and forth have been blind and
mostly unobserved save by those engaged in the fighting. But lately
we have found out how to put thoughts on paper and multiply the
papers by machinery, and we send thoughts along wires in no time
at all, and we have ways of traveling over the watery places on the
decks, so that all these conglomerations of peoples called nations
have come to know about each other, and to watch each other;
and in some sort of way, to understand each other —though not
very well.
And the Wise Ones among men are wondering how we in 'the
ages to come shall occupy this land. They of the crowded spots
want to movo over into the places which are not crowded. Shall
they be permitted to move? Have they the right? Who shall de
cide?
They who abide tn the sparser places do not like to have people
of other religions, colors, and languages coming among them in
large numbers. Some nations are more intelligent than others—or
think themselves so—and desire to keep out the "inferior races."
All, without exception, think themselves the Best People in the
World. So the nations stand in their various quarters of the globe,
each armed to keep others from intruding, and so divided by color
lines, lines of race, religion and language, that the good Ship Earth
is like a captainleHS vessel the occupants of which are ready to fly
at each others' throats. And things—-some slow, some quick are
happening which make it more and more difficult to keep the crowd
ed nations cooped up where they are. Thus the future lowers dark
with probelms—and for the first time in world history, the people
are wise enough to see the problems.
And to solve them? Perhaps. But if they solve them they
must do it by thinking about them. That is why this is written.
See Monday's Times for announcement of the uext article in thiH
erent series.
® §><$> Q> Q> <§><$> <*> <$,•s•<*><s<<s> 4j> <$r <$
«> MARRIAGE IJOEXSES. «>
i^^><J><s>^><j><j><j>^><j><s><j><S><s>^>^>
I.avis L Siegfried of Taooma. and
Delia de I<acey of Seattle; J. H. C.
Hunter and Carrie S. Erne of Se
attle; Lewis B. Larsen and Loretta
M. Watklns, both of Seattle. •
Tuberculosis
Its Diagnosis, Traatmtnt and Gun
low Treatise son Tuberculosis
By Freeman Hall, M. D.
. This Talunbie medical book tells Id plain,
■tuple lanttuatro how Tuberculosis can bo cured
In Tour own home. If yon know of any one
■nftcrlna; from Tuberculosis, Catarrh. Bron
chitis, Anthnia or any throat or lunar trouble,
or am yourself itinit■;■«!. thin book will help you.
i Even If you are la the advanced stairs of th«
; disease and feel there is do hope. It will Instruct
I you how others, with Its aid, cured tbemeerrea
! after all remedies tried had failed, and the/
believed tbelr ease hopeless. ■ - .
Write at iiurc to the Voakrrman
«'«.. 6*ol W.ilrr ■ At., KalODlttlo^
Mlrh., hp will Kindly mend you the
Look In Kiikllnli* (irrntnn or Sur.ll-h
by return mall l'UIOi: and nlmi a
tcrurroiiK supply of the urn Treat
ment nbKolulrly free, tor we want
you to have this wonderful remedy
before It Is too late. Don't wait—'
write today. It may mean the «ay-
I las Of your life. . -"
You'll Find
It Here
Willapa Harbor mills shipped
303,285,183 feet of lumber last
year.
Olympla women presented Mrs.
M. E. Hay with a pendant of ame
thist and pearls.
Ruberold and Universal Roofing
$1.40 sq. up. Get samples. Ewr
ing's Hardware, 1111 So C.
"Advertisement."
Pacific county commissioners
will put a $60,400 dam across the
Palix river and reclaim 1,7 00
acres of fine tidelands.
"Well, I was the defeated can
didate, wasn't I?"
"You were."
"I have congratulated the suc
cessful candidate, thanked the
voters, taken all the joshing and
smiled a cracked smile for a
month."
"What about It?"
"Simply this: lam going to
take a day off, go out into the
woods and cuss." — Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Thomas Callahan, GB, crippled
and almost dying, was arrested at
Burlington and is being taken to
Fargo, N. D., to be tried for im
personating another Thomas Cal
lahan, said to be dead, in order to
draw pension us a soldier.
10,000 wntclics have I repaired
In Tacoina. I i-i me fix yours.
l'fnff, 1147 C st.
"Advertisement."
The state is distributing $346,
--673 to the counties for schools,
Pierop getting $31,249.
Guessing.
Her Papa—ls my daughter
willing to marry you?
Her Suitor —Yes, sir.
Her Papa—la It an election bet
or is love really blind?
\V. Clarence Newman, who shot
and killed his stepfather, John
Davis, in Kitsap county, is to be
arrested and tried despite the ex
orneration of the coroner's jury.
Willie Leduc. aged 11 years,
drove away with a horse and
laundry wagon belonging to the
Union Steam laundry yesterday,
• r— MARINE m
MARINE
Br. str. Lord Derby will arrive
today to load flour for the Orient. '
Br. «tr. Hurley arrived In Lon
don last night with Tacoma grain.
Str. Watson left lust night for
San Francisco with freight and
passengers.
Br. str. Cyclops left Yokohama
Wednesday for Tacoma.
Schr. Minnie A. Calne will be
overhauled before loading lumber
for Australia.
The 11th st. bridge will not be
open for traffic for two weeks, ac
cording to Commissioner Woods.
■ - ■ ■ ; —;
* VITAL STATISTICS *
Died. ] "t
Clark, Mm. Marnarrt—39 years old,
wife of Joseph. 218 Oakes St.,
yesterday In a hospital. Remains
are at lloska-Uuckley-Kinj^s.
ll«l»<». tiiimiiii-.—;:» years, killed by
a falling tree near Selllck. Thurs
day. Services were held from
Hoska-Buckley-Klng's yesterday.
Onrn. « hiirlm—l6 years old, yes
terday morning at - the family
residence, 4324 No. 36th at. lie
mains are at Melllnger's.
Funerals. •-
Horton, David—Today at 2 p. m.
from the African Methodist
church. Interment, Tacoma cem
etery. . •
'■' WOMEN WII.I. MARCH T-,I
(By United Press leaned Wire.)
WASHINGTON, D. C, Jan. 11.
-—Permission to march on Penn
sylvania avenue on March 3, the
day before the Inaugural ceremo
nies, - has • been granted :to th*
woman's suffrage organizations
of the District of Columbia.
anil was arrested as he turned
down Pacific avenue off Com
merce street, when a number of
Japs recognized their rig. He
was released at the police station.
Highest lure Food score in the
city. l>u<-iiiviil<rs, 313 11th. - -
"irivsrllument '■
After Frank M. White bad col
lected alms to a large extent and
spent his money in a number of
saloons last nigiit, he was jailed
for begging.
"I understand you went over
to Crimson Gulch and lynched
the wrong man!"
"No," replied Three-finger Sam.
"You can't lynch the wrong man
"SYRUP OF FIGS" FOR INDIGESTION,
BILIOUSNESS AND CONSTIPATION.
Better than castor oil, calomel or cathartics to cleanse
your stomach, liver and 30 feet of bowels.
Harmless Laxative for men, women
and children.
Primitive folks did not need
lavatives. They lived outdoors,
ate plenty of fruit, and all of
their food was coarse. We mod
ern people are different. We ex
ercise too little, eat little fruit,
and our food is too fine—too
rich.
We simply can't have our ten
yards of bowels clogged up, liver
choked with sour blla and stom
ach full of foul effete matter and
feel well. H means that the
food and waste retained in the
stomach and thirty feet of bowels
ferments — decays. The decay
creates poisons, gases and acids,
and those poisons are sucked into
the blood through the very ducts
intended to suck in the nutriment.
Then wo have sick headache, be
come dull, bilious, tongue coated,
nervous, mca's don't diK pst, and
we feel miserable all over. So we
must make DW thoice. We must
SUNDAY NIGHT
FIRST TIME HKItE
Florence Weber
ami the world-famous
OSCAR HAMMERSTKIN COMIC OPKHA CO.
and N|M-<ial orchestra in Victor Herbert's n.^in |.i.-n>
"NAUGHTY MARIETTA"
I'rires: sOc to si .:>(».
MONDAY AND TUESDAY, JAN. 13-14
David Belasco presents
David Warfield
in David Belasco's tin illin- play | { a
"The Return of
Peter Grimm"
Prices: 50c to $2.00.
FOUR DAYS STARTING THURSDAY
Matinees Friday, Saturday and Sunday
The Motion Picture Sensation of the World
Paul J. Rainey African Hunt
New Facts About One of the Greatest Hunting
Trips of Modern Times.
Prices, 25c and 50c. Reserved Seats.
Avoid Impure Milk
for Infants and Invalids
Got
HORLICK'S
It means the Original and Genuine /
MALTED MILK
The Food-Drink for all Ages.
Rich mOk, malted grain, in powder form. More healthful than tea or coffee?
For infant*, invalids and growing children. Agrees with the weakest digestion,
Pure nutrition, upbuilding the whole body. Keep it on your sideboard at hoims?
Invigorate* nursing mothers and the aged. A quick lunch prepared in a minuttd
If Take no substitute. Ask for HORLICK'S.
HORLICK'S Contains Pure Mity <
Saturday, Jan. 11,1913.
in Crimson Gulch. We Jest got
Plute Pete a little bit ahead of
his turn."—Washington Star.
Robert Lee Taylor was con
victed of stealing a Jap's over
coat and fined $200 and costs.
The T. R. & P. has filed an an
swer to the suit of Carl Beck,
who is asking damages, his leg
having been amputated by a car.
About furs. See Mueller, 921
South C. "Advertisement."
Lack of evidence against Y.
Tomanaka and N. Kawaijari,
charged with improperly feeding
hogs, caused a dismissal of tt*e
case by Justice Arntson.
live like primitive folks, else w«
must take artificial means to move
the excess bile and waste matter
on and out of the system.
The safest, most harmless and
effective stomach, liver, and bow
el cleanser and regulator for men,
women and children—ls delicious
Syrup of Figs, which doesn't Irri
tate, gripe or weaken. Its effect
Is the effect of fruits. It is com
posed entirely of luscious figs,
senna and aromatlcs. Don't
think you are drugging yourself.
Syrup of Figs can be constantly
used without harm.
Ask your druggist for Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna," and *
see on the label that it Is pre
pared by The California Fig Sy
rup Company. This is the only
genuine—the old reliable. Re
fuse, with conte:n.)t, the so-called
Fig Syrup imitations sometime*
offered to deceive you.
