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THURSDAY AND FRIDAY, JAN. 8 AND 9
ALICE LLOYD
KNOIiAND'H l> \l VI II s T < -OMKIMKNNE x"*-Htv
(Direction -A in. Morris) /?_J^j_» Ijfl
and company of 75 In a new style nf __2fi__' [r^-ll
Entertainnient It Prt/r_tJiW
FRANK FOGARTY \r3f7>|
The Dublin .Minstrel \\ I I \A ■
With Nine Other Feature FootliKht Star* V-Hlf
And a Kaleidoscopic Ounce Kevlew of VH |\
"DANCE MAD" |l|[i '
Revealing a Realistic Glimpse of .lardln He SK_r_ll
Hence Atop the New York Theater. S_H___________j
22—SENSATIONAL FEATURES—22
and CABARET ORCHESTRA
Prices: fl<n t., pt.lW. Heats Wodncsiluy. < 'unniii H: 1%.
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 14
The Winter Garden Company Presents
GABY DESLYS
THE IDOL OF TWO WORLDS
In a Modern Musical Play
"The Ljttle Parisienne"
With her 50 stunning Gaby Girls, and all the
original wealth of costume and scenic splendors.
Prices —50c to 03.00. Maial orders now.
FRIDAY NIGHT, J.AN. 16
"The Dancing Revelation of the Age"
"PAVLOWA"
COMPANY OF 80 INCLUDING NOVTKOFF.
COMPLETE SYMIMU)NY ORCHESTRA.
STARTLING NEW PROGRAM.
Prices: Lower Floor, $2.50, .$3.00; Balcony,
$1.50, $2.00, $2.50; Boxes, $15.00 and $18.00;
Oallerv, 50c and $1.00. MAIL ORDERS NOW.
HIGH JINKS
VAUDEVILLE
SUNDAY, JAN. 4.
At Princess
Bargain Matinee and Two Shows at Night
10-BIG ACTS-10
Farewell of Princess Company tomorrow will
be a grand vundeville frolic of music, comedy
and drama.
PROGRAM
1. Overture Princess Orchestra
2. Farewell Address Kobt. M■■ Klin
8. Comedy Skit Pike and McKlnnon
4. Farce IVmnrdy, "The Persistent Wooer"
Mi Kirn. .Mathews, Harrington
A. Violin Selections lieitha 1.11 Motto
8. "Bepteinber Mom" and other Artistic Poses
Hazel Iti-as laaugeiiour
7. "Never Again"—Farce Harrington and Harrington
8. "Foolishness" Robt. McKlni
9. "Nonsense" Neil McKlnnon
10. "East and West"—Dramatic Sketch
.... Ethel Tucker, assisted by Wm. Itu*>uick and Miss Bruce
Regular Bargain Matinee Prices in Afternoon.
Usual Evening Prices at Night.
The 810 FAREWELL of Princess Favorites.
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WW- I y°ur expenditures. Your checking account U_\tß
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WHAT CHANCE HAS "FABtIV CHANCE?
FAT CHANCE!
He Tells His Woe in a Letter io Gene Morgan
DEAR GENE—
I've got to glom on to a Job
with a great future In lt, that's
all. I want one of those posi
tions that will make tbe neigh
bors *ay:
"What's 'Fat' Chance doing
now?"
"I don't know whether he's
president or treasurer of the firm
he's with. Last week he was
manager and the week before he
was just tbe office boy. You see,
he rises so quickly."
I wish I was a quick riser!
Dut Yeast Is not my middle
name. Even when I want to
rise ln an elevator they have to
si-ml out for a new rope and
pulley!
Last week I went to a friend
of my father to ask for a job.
He didn't have any jobs In stock,
but he offered me several bush
els of strictly fresh advice. He
said I ought to get Into the res-
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♦ Ec on newstands and trains ♦
P tO cont» a month by currier 4
♦ By mail — 9
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♦ Three months, $1 00. •
♦ 81s months, $1.10. «
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H. E. Post of Taoomn was
appointed receiver for the
West Ooasf Wire Rope com
pan) of Kent.
State has in bonds and cash
$11,017,211.46.
Francis W. Garrecht of
Wnllii WaUa wa* apiiotntod
district attorney for the fed
eral court at Spokane.
Artistic decorations. Him,, Flor
ist, So. 7th and X sts. .Main 2HAS.
"Advertisement."
Edward Elliott, 20, son of city
clerk of Raymond, is dead as a
irs ii ii of playing football last sea
son.
Henry V. Longton and
wife were asphyxiated hy a
gas heater at Scuttle.
Portland will give work to
every unemployed man in the city
clearing land.
Artistic decorations. Watson's
"Advertisement. "
Wnllu WaUa has entered
the list as applicant for the
reserve bank under the new
currency luw against Seattle.
William Weir, a policeman for
23 years has been elevated to
chief of police at Spokane.
National convention of the
Y. W. Oa A. will meet at
Cohasset Beach next June.
Washington beekeepers will
meet at North Yakima next Wed
nesday and Thursday.
Good spectacles, $1.00, up. Bro
ken lensee replaced. Pfaff, gradu
ate optician, 1147 C st.
"Advertisement."
W. S. Norman, proprietor
of Taebmn hotel and Spokane
hotel, had a hand to hand
buttli- wlht a burglar in his
home at Spokane but the
thief got awny, carrying off
9200 iv plunder.
Padlfic County Times of Ray
mond has assigned.
Smoked Goose Breast and
shunks. I .ur-iiws-d's, 818 So. 11th.
"Advertisement."
Federal statistics show
Washington has the lowest
death rale In the Union with
only 8.7 to the 1,000 in 1912
and still decreaalag.
Civil service board held a
meeting last night to go over the
PRINCESS
A 1.1. VVKKK
"MKS. TKMPI.B'S TKIaBORAM"
Kunaala-al Kaarrc Comedy la Ycani.
tertlkWlltar JfsU-Ha raarmea T .
*Sit VS BX3* |«»X«H tmlar.
■p a. as. •
Bargain matlnses Wodneaday
and Saturday.
Prices, ".Oc. 80c and (Oc. Phons
Mnln 7760. Bargain priced matinees
are 10c and lie.
PANTAGES
Unequaled Vaudeville
! Klaht Berlla Wada-aa Daaajars
Charlea Relllr aad Camaaay
The Alalia *«ln-B«, Arnold
Lafayette Family
l.aKra.-a- A MaJfafe
Ifeelal Mualr. kl.llua Vlrlurea.
THE TAOOMA TIMES.
taurant business. There waa
millions ln feeding the hungry,
pop-eyed populace. Alao ha ad
vised me to start at the bottom,
because then I would have lees
distance to fall.
And he gave me a note to the
foreman of a one-arm Joint,
which Is delicatessen for a dairy
lunch. The bosa of the Urabe
terla didn't need a telescope to
size me up, I guess.
"You will have charge of the
pies and pastries department,"
he said. "All you've got to do
Is to dust tbe chocolate custards
and chaae tha dyspepsia germs
off the bread pudding. You don't
have to be a waiter. When a
customer grabs a piece of des
sert give him a punch on the
meal ticket."
The clock struck a dozen, aud
the noon rush of hungry grub
hustlers swarmed In. First, each
one snatched a tray, a paper nap
kin and a handful of burglar's
tools. Then they went foraging
for corned beef hash, chicken
livers, fried frog's necks, pickled
eel's knees and other delicacies.
The last place where they helped
themselves, was my dessert coun
ter.
Everything on the counter was
five cents a copy, except pie a la
mode. They had the crust t«i
charge a dime for that. I got a
t-ore wrist punching skylights
into meal tickets. A woman cus
tomer asked me if I had orange
glace melange, and I told her no.
The chicken pox was the worst
I ever had.
A nervous customer tried to
pick up a cup of jelly. It got a
sudden chill and shook itself all
over the vest. Then hs jelled—l
mean yelled—and a cloud of
powdered sugar from the cream
puffs blew Into my face. It
blinded me and I passed a plate
of pie a la mode into a fellow's
whiskers instead of Into his mitt.
I guess he Isn't fond of flavored
spinach, for he called me a cus
tard-brained foozler.
a SAY! °
LAST Sundry A
MINNEAPOLIS
CONGREGATION
GOT fINGRY AND
LEFT THE CHURCH
BECAUSE THE
MINISTER fOOK MS
TfIUT FROM
ST. PAUL
proposed civil service amendment
to the city charter.
Mrs, Mac Mullen asks a
divorce saying she believes
her husband's real name is
Mutton.
Boiler inspector collected $1,
--682 last year which more than
pays his salary.
Postal receipts in Tacoma
for 1018 were $288,907, a
gain of $22,050 over the pre
vious year.
John and James O'Malley,
brothers, celebrated New Year's
by fighting and each added 910
to the city exchequer ln police
court.
Party of 12 fraternity men
from state university met Ta
coma Mountaineers' club
climbing Mount Tacoma last
week.
Commercial club will nominate
officers Tuesday evening for tho
annual election January 13. It
Is rumored a change ln the man
agement of the club will be made.
Kansas City Star haa a big
interview with Mayor Sey
mour secured on his recent
trip east in which Tacoma's
light plant gets a fine boost.
Try TrunmiN Ipeeial**
Whiskey la*
Quality
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WAFFI.ES AND -COFFEE lOc
at
RYDER'S LUNCH
ios go. lath st.
Opposite Poetofflca.
Palm Dancing Acad
emy, 10th and Pacific.
Bp. m. to 12 p. m. Adm., 10c
Special Rental Rates for
Private Parties.
Private Lessens ia Dancing.
But he got his just desserts. 1
punched aTI-fiO worth of worm
holes Into his meal ticket.
By this time the boss was after
me for letting several yaps get
away with pie without paying. T
told him that I might have a
marble-top, but I was no pie
counter.
"You're fired!" he yelled.
Say, Gene, do you think I've
got a chance to make good tn the
restaurant business? Fat chance,
I guess.
"FAT" CHANCE.
BEAUTY, VOICE,
CHARM, WON HER
LEADING ROLE
MISS CAROLYN THOMSON
NF.W YORK, Jan. X — Sixty
asplrlaa prima donaaa responded
nl"-" Joaeph P. 111. v, ri.m aeat out
a <-"il for soineoae to nil the lead
lac role la a aeeoad company of
"Adele," hia muslcnl comedy.
Out of thorn all Blckerton's stage
director picked Carolyn Thomson, a
Minneapolis girl quite unknown to
fame. But she had "beauty, voice
and charm," and they cot her the
part. Miss Thomson 1» only 11. She
made her debut at Atlantic City
and before she went on the stage
for her first performance received
the following letter:
My Dear Miss Thomaoai
I am Informed that la com
petition with maay applicant,,
you secured the position of
prima donna Tou have a splea
dld future before yon, aad I
Join with > our maay friends la
Mlnnenota la wishing yoa all
possible success.
Very sincerely yours,
A. O. 1.11 l 111 11A HT.
Gaveraer.
GIRL WITH RIFLE
STOPS A BEAR
EVERETT, Jan. 3. — Ivy
Tnompson, a 15-year-old Everett
Klrl, rented a 22-callber rifle from
a sporting goods store yesterday
and within a few hours had shot
and killed a black bear within the
city limits. The animal weighed
dressed, 200 pounds.
When the girl opened fire the
bear was charging her. Miss
Thompson planted two bullets in
the animal's brain that brought
bruin to a dead stop at har feet.
Accompanied by her father, her
uncle and her brother, tha girl
r_t_rt-«rotit fajumgu niwu fulcli.
In search of a wildcat. Oyp, their
dog, started out on a hut trail.
They thought he was after a wild
cat, but found he had treed a
large black bear. Tha animal
hid ln the hollow of a tree.
The men smoked the bear out.
Ivy let fly a 22-callber bullet
at the animal. It missed, and the
big bear charged her.
The girl did not Idle her nerve,
but throwing another shell Into
the rifle she fired again, this time
hitting. Andther bullet killed the
animal.
BIG hi SHOW
OPENS IN
1.1,
NEW YORK, Jan. B.—Under
the auspices of the Automobile
Chamber of Commerce the four
teenth automobile ahow opens'
here today in Grand Central Pal
ace with seventy-two makes and*
nearly 400 cars on view. All of
the exhibits were passenger vehi
cles, no commercial cars being
shown at the request ot the man
ufacturers. Exhibits took up four
floors of Grand Central Palace.
One of the main features of the
show which opens today was the
exhibit of raotoreVcles, or "the
little brother of the automobile"
as they were designated. The ac
cessories took up nearly 20,000
feet of floor space. There was a
greater display of electric vehicles
than at any previous show. The
exhibit will continue through
January 10.
OVER 27 MILES
ON GALLON OF
GASOLINE
Over twenty-seven miles on a
gallon of gasoline Is an average
made by two Franklin cars on re
cent trips. George F. Btzel of
Brooklyn, N. V., ln a Franklin
Little Six touring car drove 110
miles, using four gallons of gaso
line. His car had full passenger
load on this trip. George W. Fl
field of Jackson, Mich., drove 192
miles on seven gallons of gasoline
in his Franklin runabout. This
gives an average of 27.4 miles per
gallon of gasoline. George M.
Norman of Wilmington, Del., re
cently made a 160-mile trip In his
Franklin on Ift gallons of gaso
line, giving an average of 21.9
miles per gallon. In going 2,576
miles Mr. Norman's car averaged
16.2 miles per gallon of gaso
line.
BUSTLE SURE
COMES BACK
PITTaSBURG, Jan. 3.—Thrown
Into the discard years ago, "the
hustle" iius come back, or at least
one of them, adorning one of the
latest creations of the Parisian
1 modlßtes' art, arriving today and
was placed on display by Miss
Lettie Colllngwood, who passed
down Fifth avenue, the cynosure
of thousands of eyes, and to tb*
accompaniment of an ever, in
creasing babel of voices, hunts
and hisses. By the time the young
woman had treveled a block Pitts
burg's fashionable thoroughfare
was congested with a wildly cur
ious mob of men and women*.
Two policemen finally took Miss
Colllngwood in tow and urged
her into a banking house.
BuildDryDock
VANCOUVER, B. C.„ Jan. |. —
British government will build a big
dry dock at Esquimau.
Eyes
Cured
Sample Bottle FREE
<• i-Birtul Futlcats Tell of Almost
Miraculous Cam of <.riiiniliii.il
l.lds, VI llil Hnlrs, Ulcers nail t'at
srsclM— ll ".Ink,--, Hrnk Byes
Mrams aaal Gives lastaat Itellet
to the Buralaa l*ala or Horeaess
of Stralaed Eres or Eyes Hurt
la, Mibi Work.
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remedies, do not be led to believe
that there la no hope for you.
Write today for a trial bottle of
Schlegel's Magic Eye Lotion. It will
cost you nothing either now or at
any other time and you will be sur
prised at the wonderful and Instant
benefit It gives to those who suffer
from any one of dozens of eye ali
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Many persons write that they
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You are not asked to send so
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This coupon Is good for one
trial bottle of Schlegel's Magic
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WOMAN DRIVES ALONE
THROUGH 11 STATES
DETROIT, Mich., Jan. 3.—
Through eleven states ln a five
passenger Ford touring car, alone
and unattended, 1b the record
Miss E. L. Worth of Raton, N. M„
who arrived in Phoenix, Ariz., re
cently, haa made for herself. And
so well pleased la she with her
experience that ahe Is about de
termined to take a short rest
upon reaching home and -then
start out to conquer other sec
tions of the United States.
Because some friends joked
with her about not using her new
BIG HOLIDAY OUTPUT!
FOR STEVENS-DURYEI
SPRINGFIELD, Mass., Jan. 3.
—The first month of the new
year will see more men working
in the Springfield plant of the
Stevens-Duryea company than
were on the pay roll last Janu
ary. Oood brisk business ln coupe
lets, limousines and her line cars
during the closed selling season
has moved three-quarters of a
million dollars' worth of closed
ELECTRICS ARE
USING FRENCH
STYLES
The Waverley exhibit at the
New York ahow Included four
rare: Silent Waverley Llraousine-
Five, Silent Waverley Four-Chair
Brougham, Silent Waverley Front
and-Rear-Drlve-Four, Silent Wav
erley Oeorglan Brougham.
In two Important features this
exhibit denotes an advance upon
anything shown this year by
American manufacturers, and
may be aald to represent the lat
est French taste ln furnishings
and French practice in automobile
engineering.
Among the special novelties of
the Paris Salon was the boudoir
or drawing-room motive in the
decoration of closed car Interi
ors. Delicate shades of helio
trope and lilac, elegant silk tapes
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MOTORCYCLES
The 1914
MERKEL
Has the strongest motorcycle frame in existence!
—and dozens of other built-in points of superior-'
ity. j
Our automatic self-starter has got them | all
guessing. Have you seen it ?
RAY E. DAY
FLYING MERKEL AND HENDERSON MOTORCYCLES
Plume .Main 5160. 04H Taroma Aye.
Universal Motor Co.
• 223 So. X st. Main 2300
Ford and Stutz Motor Co.
YOUR "CREDIT IS OOOD"
WE ARE THE LARGEST DEALERS IN THE NORTHWEST
IN NEW AM) SECOND-HAND AUTOMOBILES
$'_.5,000 WORTH TO SELECT FROM
SO. TAG. AUTO BROKERAGE CO.
1914 Excelsior Is ln Stock Now at
E.E. PETERSON,I 105-7 Sallth
WE HAVE SOMETHING FINE IN THIS NEW MACHINE—
Vl»I SHOULD SEE IT.
AUTO SUPPLIES
BATTE AUTO TOP CO.
Tops, Seat Covers, Dust Hoods, etc. 1
904 Tacoma Aye. Main 446fl
PACKARD AUTOMOBILES AND TAXICAbI
Main FOR HIRE 91 1
IV Id 111 Tacoma Auto Livery Co. «** 1
TACOMA HOTEL I
FRANK M. JACOBS. 1
Chandler Six, Overland, WHljra Utility Trucka, Dorria Trucltfl
Invader Oil aud Greaaea, Republic Tires. I
Union Motor Car Co. I
808-810 A St. ■
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"^ 1212 So. Tacoma Ay.
Frank E. Cady, Northwestern Representative
PACIFIC CAR CO. |
The House of Service ■
Distributors Hudson, Page and Federal TrucM
No. 2nd and O. Main 1320. ■
Saturday, Jan. 3, lPHty
Ford car enough, Mlaa Worth 1)
her home and started on the Id
trip. Of course, she had qul-1
mapped out a tentative course,)
which she adhered pretty t-lotm
She drove her car through Om
railo, Wyoming, Utsih, Idaho, Ny
tana, Washington, Oregon, J
vail.i, California and Arlzona._|
trip was over 6,000 miles. M
Miss Worth had no trouble ■
her Ford. Were it not for 1
mud on the wheels and bodjH
ear might be mistaken for |
that had run hut a few huqfl
iiilleir ■
cars ln the last four months I
has enabled the Stevens-Ilufl
executives to give practicallyH
their facilities over to the hifl
lug of touring caiH for the fl
ter and the spring soason. Stevß
Duryea dealers will therefor^H
in a position to make early «lfl
cry of their product during '
brisk selling season that fits
shortly after the holidays. Wj
tries and dainty laca and silk a
tains were lavishly used In i
niahlng the Interiors of mo
oars exhibited at the salon, J
the most unusual feature was I
introduction of arm chairs rid
upholstered ln place ot the ua
leather cushion straight Beats.]
ELECTRIC RANGES
Motors Switchboards
Repalra and Wiring
3VANS-DIOKSON CO.
Main OSOO. TSS Ooui. S
QUICK'S
JPSTAIRS STORS SAVI
TOU MONET.
Women's tost and Salt SU
f>l2 Fidelity Rldg.
Take Elevator, ail. Floor.l
