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NEW ULM REVIEW.
.JOS. BOBLETUli, EDITOR & PROP'R.
LEEDLE SHONNY SCIJYVARTZ.
T1IK AUTHOR OF "l.EEDLE .YAWCOr'
isTKAUSS."
Haf you seen mine lecdde -Shonny-r
Slionny Schwnijtz
Mit his hair so soft H#cl y.eMow,
Unil his face so blump niul mellow
Sooch a funny leedl^ fellow
Slionny Schwartz/
fifty mornines dpf y.onng Slionny
Slionny Schwartz
Ufces mit iler prenk oft'dny,
Un'l titles his chores oup righik avay
For he gan vork so veil as Way
""Shonny Schwartz.
Mine Kntrina says to Slionny
"Slionny Schwartz,
Jlelh your barents all you gun,
sKor (lis life vas bud a slipan
fy und Py you'll been a man,
Shonny Sclvw artz."
How I lofea to see dot Shonny
Shonny Schwartz
Ve he sligampei'8 oft" to schgoo-I,
Yheie he nlvays mindts rter rule,
Shonny Schwartz.
jliow I vish dot leedle Shonny
Shonny Schw artz
-Could remain von -leedlo poy,
Alvays full off lite und shoy.
jUnd dot Time VQiiJd not annoy
Shonny Schwartz
Nefer mindt, minp leedle Shonny-v
Shonny Schwartz
Efry day prints someclings new
Alv'ays keep der nghd in view,
L'ud baddle, den your own ganoe,
Shonny Schwartz.
Keep her in der. channel, Shonny
Shonny Schwarz'
Life's voylsh vill pe gwickly oter
Und rlen'ubon dot better shore,
Ve'll meet, to bart no more,
Shoiuiy Schwartz.
Prof. Tice predicts several earth
quakes for this month.
After a nine year's stru
Cuban insurgents have at last
rendered, and peace has been
clared.
the
sur-
de-
The Austrian steamer Ophire, from
Cavello, with 2,500 Circassians on
board, caught fire and went ashore
near Cape Elia, one day last week.
Seven hundred lives were lost.
General Grant arrived at Piraeus,
Greece, Friday escorted by three
ironclads. A large crowd witnessed
the landing. Afterwards the Gen
eral visited the king in Athens.
The bill "Authorizing the exnecessity
change of the 500,000 acres of In
ternal Improvement Lands for the
old railroad Bonds outstanding
against the State," passed both
branches of the Legislature.
The laws enacted by the Legisla
ture this winter will be furnished to
the people through the newspapers
as heretofore. The bill reducing the
pay for publication of the laws hav
ing been defeated.
The "text book bill*' finally passed
both branches of the Legislature
with an amendment attached to it,
providing for the submission of the
question in 1880 to a vote of the
people, whether the contract with
Mr. Merrill shall be continued or
not. over
destructive tornado passed
Atlanta, Ga., last Sunday
morning about 11 o'clock leveling
the Episcopal church and injuring
fourteen members of the congrega
tion. The greater number were
saved by throwing themselves under
the benches.
The Eastern question is still in a
state of painful uncertainty. A
peace, demonstration held in London
last Sunday was broken up by a
mob. Lord Beaconsfield and Musu
rus Pasha were cheered, and Lord
Gladstone and the Duke of Teck,
the latter being taken for Count
Schouvaleff, the Russian embassa
dor, were insulted and hustled by
the mob.
River navigation between St. Paul
and New Orleans is now open. The
ice disappeared from Ijake Pepin last
Friday and a boat made its way
through the Jake, the same day. The
St. Paul Press says that th^s is the
earliest opening of navigation which
was ever reGprded in the river an
nals of this region, which, however,
(do not extend farther back than to
1844, a period of thirty-four years.
In 1860 the first boat arrived through
the lake on March 28th, and this is
the earliest opening recorded till this
.year, when this event takes place
nearly three weeks earlier.
The device for the new silver dol
lars as approved by the secre
tary of the treasury includes the le
gend "In Grod we trust." As they
will be worth but ninety-two cents
each it is eminently proper that the
holders thereof be thus promptly
notified where to look for the other
eight.Hastings Gazette.
njgitfjr"' ''~'TZ'i]"'m'mimm
Judge Cox is exonerated from the
charge of drunke&ess while en the
bench, and the committee decline to
consider his conduct off the bench.
N ow the least that the judge can do is
to let liquor alone. He owes it to the
people of this district to keep sober off
the bench as well as on, and ,the on
ly safety for him is in becoming a to
tal abstinence man. If he is wise he
will not put the patience of jbhe
people to the test again. W may add
that none arte more emphatic in the
expression of this opinion than his
own political frienps.St. Peter
Tribune.
THE SILVER BILL,
Effect of its Passage in England*
American Bonds Undisturbed
Silver Advanced in Price.
Specia.1 Telegram to the St. Paul Globe.
LONDON, March 3.Regarding the
passage of the silver bill, while the
papers here have been quite bitter
and unfair in their discussion of
the isubjejet, the people do not seem
to have h$en alarmed. The effect
upon the value of our bonds has been
scarcely appreciable.
In fact, taking the record of the
past six weeks into account, while
English funds have fallen three
eights, American bonds have fully
held their own. The effect on silver
is equally encouraging to those who
insisted n its remonetization. From
about fifty-three pence per ounce it
has steadily advanced, in spite of
heavy sales in Germany, until it now
stands at 55i pence. A equal in
crease further will bring it on an
equality with gold as a coin. Eng
lish holders of American bonds have
not yet been frightened into selling
them to any noticeable extent.
Lone Tree Lake Correspondence.
J.OXR TREK LAKK,
Aitcn, 8. 1S76. ii
Editor Iti'.ritnr:
We have a i association established in tin* place
for the g'-iie^l diffusion of knowledge, under the i
leadership of ."Listener ssnd Charmer." Thi asso- I
riation has a Secretary who does all the special cor-
respi.nd.ene/e. The last issut of the "Rev ew'' con
tains a fitting illustration of the richness of the
Knsrlish language and of rattling fluency ot'its se
cretar.v. If that court evi re-convenes, I see no
of sending to St. Pf-tcr for conns"!, for
the distinguished nliilitiesof ''Listener and Charm- i
er" would fill the bill.
What is a mystery me is this: Jake loomed lip
like a. rocket in the "Heivld," and then by one of
those suminer-saults -which -smacks of sublime tumb
ling, plants his leet squally in the Review, with
his secretary and a bundle of manuscripts under his
arm.Mow did he get there, is yet a puzzle.The
recoil of their last effort was so great, that it has
knocked the organization off UsTpegs, but not so
far but what it will get into working order again.
It is now taking the "ltelief" since its last ex
plosion in the Review
If the Review should be under the necessity of
purchasing editorials, serials, stories rang
ing from the sublime to the rediculons, our '\Lone
Tree Lake association," under the skillful manage
ment of Listener and Charmer, will supply its
wants.As a sample of their fine literary .-kill, we
point our friends to the last review. The secre
tary is ready, or will be soon, to receive orders.
"Jake" heard a wolf howl the other night, and
has gone armed ever since. He carries a six shoot
er and a scalping knife. Pull down your vest Jake.
OBSERVER.
Minnesota 2Te-sx7-s
There are 3,999 meandered lakes
in Minnesota.
Capt. E L. Baker, of Red Wing,
starts for Paris next week.
Wheat sowing and garden plow
ing are being indulged in pretty gen
erally all over the State.
C. Stebbins qf Hastings has re
tired from the Qazette, having sold
his interest to his partner Todd.
Men are engaged on a preliminary
survejr
for a narrow gauee railway
between Anoka and Princeton.
Rande, the ^murderer, lived in
Meeker county in 1866 under the
name of Smith. Smith? We no
heard that name before.
Mrs. Jloulton of Hartford, Minn.,
had her jaw put out of place yawing.
The doctor put it back, but she had
to "hold her jaw" for several days.
A Jjitclitield justice of the peace
adjourned court to allow one juror
to sell a suit of clothes and another
to shave a customer.
An emigrant passed through
Worthington the other day with his
family and other effects loaded on a
wagon which was drawn by three
cows and a heifer.
A Monticello minister was sur
prised the other 4ay by finding
among the nickels and coppers in a
contribution box, a bright half dol
lar. He tried to pass that half dol
lar and found it to be pewter, and
pretty poor pewter at that.'
A man named Baumann having
been taken to the asylum at St, Pe
ter, the other day, was found to have
over $5,000 concealed about his per
son. Baumann was afflicted with a
common form of mental derange
menta dread of poverty which
drove him to work incessantly, not
even resting on Sundays, and to
grudge himself the necessaries of life.
Kieslins Keller
& Oo.
r.s Carry the largest stock at
DRYGOODST8
|GROCERIES,
HATSANDCAPS,
Boots & Shoes,
AND
General Merchandise,
O ANY HOUSE WEST O ST. PAUL.
Are in constant receipt of
QSTE'W GOODS.
A Large And Well Selected Stock Of
Ladies' & Gents' Underwear
Our stock of
Notions and Trimmings
Is full, complete and marked at low living profits.
We earnestly request an examination
before urch using elswli ere.
Kiesling, Keller & Co.
Cor. Minn. and Centre Sis.
New Ulm, Minn.
M. MULLEN.
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
SHELF & HEAVY HARDWARE
IRON AND STEEL.
Farming Tools
AND
BUILDING PAPER.
Agent for
CASS et SWEEPSTAKE THRESHERS.
Kirby. Wood. \Vlwl -r and Bitckrye
liEAPERS and MOWERS :{jQ
Fitrst $ Jjradl.'i/
HAY RAKES
FIRST $ BEADLEY
MeSHEYRY SEEDERS.
North Sts. Corner Minn. & Second
New 111 m
St. Paul Advertisements.
This space is reserved for
White. Stone & Co.,
Jobbers in
Rooks. Stationery & Paper.
E. 3d St., St. Paul, Minn.
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AGENT FOR THE WELL KNOWN AND RELIABLI
Hanft, Franta & Beussmann's
-AT-
H. H. Beussmann's Store.
Post Office Block, Cor. Minn. & 1st North Strs., New Ulm, Minn.
There always will be found a full line of different kinds of FARMING MACHINES
as, 'freshers. Self Binders, Harvesters, Reapers, Mowers, Horse Rakes Ma-
chine Repairs Sulky, and other Plows Cultivators etc. etc.
Also a full Assortment of Shelf and Heavy Hardware, Iron, Steel, Carpen-
ter & Farmer Tools, Guns & Sporting Goods, etc. etc.
We invite all our Farmers and other friends to come and examine onr ma-
chines, and other goods, before purchasing elsewhere. Our machines are all
fully warranted, and will be sold at bottom prices.
0, iLinl't, J. Franta, II. IS. licussmann.
Will say I believe I am now better prepared than ever before, to furnish my customers with machines MOST
rTtorrr.vBLj' and'iiOEE DURABLE than any other in the market: and will simply say, come and examine my line
of goods before purchasing elsewhere. My machines are VULLY WAKKAXTED, and "sold at a LOW rate of interest'.
A fu"! sr.pyly of REPAIRS KEPT CQJSSTAXTLY OX HAXD.
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