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!"'*^-*&*Hp^(^ieS*TOCpTiErJ """"--rT-ii-iiiM -U-PW5CTWOE' WIT AND aUMOlt. The drinker of wormwood soon be comes absinthe-minded. "Your language i wholly uncalled for," as the publisher told the author whose woiks failed to sell. Don loavo off your gums New Ha ven Register. No, indeed you may eed them to fit new teeth to. This is an ago of universal deceit, even the honest old farmer is often guilty of watering his stock.Chicago Eye. I am going to run for State Treasur- er," said a politician to an acquaint ance. "That is unnecessary," the ac quaintance replied "wait until you're elected, and then do jour running." The reason why woman cannot suc ceed as well as man in the walks of lifo is because, when she is on the walks, one hand is usually emploj od in holding up her dress. Heard in a bric-a-brac store: Custo mer"Have on anj more Louis XIV. furniture Ne clerk' 'No, madame not just now. The men in our facto ry are on a stiike." A blind man, for litty jears occupant of a Connecticut almshouse, has such a remaikable memory that he can repeat any sermon he hears almost word for word. There are some afflictions before which common humanity stands aghast. A young man should always want to see himself as others see him, and in doing so he will find that his ears never seem so big as they do in spring time after he has had his hair cut for warm weather. A dispatch announces that a western station agent is missing, and although the human eve is susceptible of great education, jet it requites a struggle to keep from leading it "treasurer" instead of agent. Mamma"Wh are you always beat ing A our doll3 9 That isn't nice." Elsa "Yes, it I mu&t beat the doll, be cause I don't want papa to tell me, as he always tells jou, that I am spoiling my chrldien "WhM don't jouea like you at homep said the rurat budegroodo to his biide, at St. Nicholas table d'hote, as she nibbled this and tasted that in her embairassment, "them folks over there don't pay no more'n we do, and \ou are a goose to be afraid Deaths by violence average about 40,- 000 a ear in Kussia, there being an average of ten murders a day. About 1,250 aie fiozen to death every year. And yet with all these advantages. Rus sian newspapeis aie stupid.Boston Post. A North Carolina woman, aged 54, has jn^t begun to learn to read. Prob ably she was infoimed by an enemy that her name as in one of the local papers. When a woman's curiosity is once aroused there is no telling what she'll do in Older to giatify it. Ex-Secietaiy Ewuts has thiitcen daughteis It is lcpoited that he never locks the fiont doorSundaj nights until after 12 o'clock, and e\en then he lies awake an hour wonying toi fear theie may be astray couple in the dining-room which he has o\eilooked. It is alleged that Socrates said that a man should get drunk once a month, but that he should lock himself in his cham ber, and dunk good wine This seems to be a verj good idea, and it Socrates were not dead at present, we might sug gest that we would piovide the chamber if he would furnish the wine. Small boy of eight (looking over pic ture book with boy of ten)What's that S. b. ot tenWh}, don't you know? That's a donkej, haAen'tjou ever seen a donkej S b. of eight (doubtfulh) No S of ten (patron izingly)Whv 1 havelots ot'emin the theological gaidens, jo know. A Cincinnati man, caught in the belt ing and whirled around at the rate of a mile in about two minutes, was rescued uninjured. When asked if he wasn't terribly flightened, lie answeied. "No 1 thought my wito had caught me and was running me out by the back of the neck." A household journal says "soapsuds is not the hcjstwa&h for silveiware This is impoitant if true but what the "society" young man wants to know is how to polish up a dollar store dia mond pin so that it ill look like a gem of the first water.NomUoion Her ald. A sermon- "Looker jer now, Mr. Johnsing, dat's gone 'bout far enough. You say ou doan' go to church 'cause dem seats hu'ts yo' back. Howsomever you'll set heah all day Sunday on dese hard rocks en fish. I earn't see de ar gyment in dat. So jou'd better drap dat pole and come to church longer wid me. You heah?" "Boss," slid a negro butcher to an occasional customer, "lemme 'vise yer not ter buy no moah meat down Iter Red's shop, 'case iur one reason. De udder da\, a man fotch in live hogs what had died wid de cholera, an' dat nigger bought two ob 'em 'The scoundrel' What became ot the other three 9 &*&.* tmrtmriiiBiiiin fIajor "Why, boss, ter keep anybody else from buj in' 'cm I bought 'em my self, sail."Arkansas Travdcr. Clarence Fitz-Herbert sends us a beautiful poem beginning I will wait for my love at heavven's gate." We think jo are about right, Clarence. People who write that kind of poetry seldom get any further than the gate. You'll probabljr continue to wait there long after the rest of us ha\ passed on inside unless jo reform and quit writing poetrj and learn to spell heaven with one Burlington Haivkeye. "Sonnj-, jo will please stoop down and pick up my glasses3 You see I can't bend very well," said a corpulent gentleman to a passing news boy. "Yes, I see jou can't mister,"said the'bojr, pick- ing up the glasses "jou'ie hunch-back ed in the wrong spot for coin enience, ain't jer? You could forgit to put some of our garments on in the morning and not know anything 'bout it, far's obser vation goes, couldn't er?" The discipline of the German army is almost, if not quite, perfect. It is never relaxed under any circumstances. A captain and a lieutenant were on the deck of a steamship out at sea for the first time. "How do jou feel, Lieuten- ant?" asked the captain. "Very sick, Captain." "Why don't j-ou use a ba- sin?" asked the captain. I would have done so long ago, Captain, but I was waiting for ou to be sick first. I would be court martialed if I were to take precedence of my ranking officer. Will you be pleased to be sick hrst, Cap tain." A prudent housewife informed her husband one night that she wanted a small rug, and that he must buy it be cause she didn't look fit to go out. "But on no account," said she, "must you pay moie than $2 for a rug worth $3 and if j'ou don't find it in one place go to another." "All right," said the good man, "I'll take half a day off to-mor- row." The follow mg morning hq noti fied his eniploj'cr that he wanted half a daj oft, because there Avas sickness in the familj*, hoping bj mcaus of the falsehood that his wages would no,t be docked. He excused himself to himself for the lie, -aying "If I don't get that rug there will be serious sickness in the family." He succeeded in obtaining the desired article for $1.99, and on the fol lowing Saturday his employer deducted $2 from his earnings. A merchant in Paris lost his pocket book, containing 9,000 francs in bank notes. He immediately advertised, of fering a reAvard of 1,000 francs to the finder. The following day a stranger brought hiru his pocketbook, together with the nine bank notes! The delighted ^inJt-c'w^itt^^i a**w4dfi^ea^^m"*wfjw^ijMi^u^Mj|i /ig'Hiwiy-tt'tff 'V4uw^'iy' merchant took out one of the notes to give it to the man as his rewaid. But the latter asked him, if it made no dif ference, to let him have the money in smaller sums, as, being a poor man, he might have some difficulty in procuring change for so large an amount. The iM6i'thait glid ta wafc hits last nianey back again,AVilhngly consented, and the honest finder took his departure. Some time later, Avhen the merchant Avanted to change one of the notes, it turned out to be foiged, as AACI-O also the eight others so that he had noAV lost 10,000 francs, instead of 9,000. m* Adding to Arable Soil. The welcome IICAA S has been publish ed that an aitesian Avell, not iar fiom Denver, has succeeded in reaching \va- ter Should this news be true, it is of immense moment to the people of the United St'ites. For it iendei it pos sible to make arable land of million" and millions of acres of soil Avhich is now watciless, oi which has but a small downfall of lain in a shoit penod of "the ear. ft is the peculiaiity of our A\ ost ein deceits that a verj little Matei makes them amazinglj fruitful It nou seems a-, if the time is comingAvhen all the deseits of the eaith A\ill be ren deied useful to man. The French En gineer have for jears past been steadi- 1\ at woik leolaiming the Desert of Sahara bj means ot aitesian Avells. A great number of these have been sunk ilong the Avcslein bolder, 150 of Avhich aie in the province of Constantino, and thej are progiessmg steadilj tow aids the interior ot the deseit. M. Jus, Avho has for twenty A ears superintended these magnificent works, has recently leported on this interesting topic, and among the euiious phenomena he no tices, is the finding of fishes and crabs in these A\ateis at verj gieat depths. He ^a\s the crabs, when cooked, have a delicious flavor. It is clear the world will not have to pay heed to the dread ful forebodings ot Malthus foi many ears to come, for the leclaiming ot deseits b\ aitesian A\ells AAould furnish soil to supplj- food foi hundieds of mill ions ot people Some day no doubt human ingenuity and industry AA ill find some means ot utilizing loeky sous. Perhaps stones and bouldeis maybe ciushed, andpiopci chemicals added to make IICA\ sod in stonj places And so in time it ra.tj come to pass that a mold ma\ eovei the gi anile hills of NeA\ Eng land A\hich will be as lei tile as the neli river bottoms ot the West The earth is capable of suppoiting twenty times the number ot its piesent inhabitants. It is said if Inland Aveie as populous relatively as the Island of Guernsey, it would contain 10,000,000 of people That it is not equallA fiuittul and pios peious is because ot peiveiso human in stitutions in the Ava\ ot wiekul land laws -IhmoiaP** Monthlyjor Mtick He Wanted A Puff. "Si mister, gi a puft garidnevernsatishrla die. demanded a lagged uiehin, as he stood scialchinw his head and ej ing the city editoi "What do A ou want ot a puiP" glow ltd the city editor Whon aie jo and what 1 jo got to pull "We got Passion Pla a lot up yander' Stj, mister, gi's a pull 9 "Are sou Salmi Morse 1 asked the city editor, Avith a gun "No, jo bet \om life' I'm Judas Iscanot Patsev Duls is Silmi, and my part is to bust him the eai Gi a putti "Look here'" exel timed the city edit or. "Do A ou kno\s what the Passion Plav is'-3" "Well, jou bet' Me and Dolan and Hoganis Jews, and uls comes in with a SIIOAV. Feelj is the Maj or ot the Jew a, and he allosvs that the show can tgoon. Then Dailj sajs he'll show or he'll bust the business, and then Ave cruuty him Oh, Ave'ie onto the passion lacki t' Gi's apuft-"' "Have jo pi a} ed it jet?" inquued the city editor "Ofcouise' Ave bin plrsin' it for a week. The gentiles comes and eiawlg under the tent, and we ciueify 'em right along' Just now we shoit o' Gentiles, on acc unt o' IK km' most o' them until thej in uound any more'" "How do sou do Aoiu enicifsing 3 asked the mjstilied cits ed.loi "Slug 'em' iepliu the boot black. "When we see a head eoniiii' undei we bust it with a club' When fieie ain't any more heads we QO towoikonDadj This week I'm Salmi, and jo bet jer life thes've got to have some pretty stout Jews'" "What do sou want ine to do1*" "Gi's a pull' Sav ashow we'iewoik in' the racket, and ansjiodv as thinks he can plaj Gtnlile and g,t {indei that cam as is welcome to a iiee seat it he its thiough' What we ant is for the to inteifere. That's om las fei next eek' Put it up goo I and I'll give jou a ticket." "All right," assented the city editor. I'll give jo a putt' Send me a box and I'll see jo tiiiough And the representative Amei.ean, AVho, even at his eails age rccogni/ed the advantages of atheilisina, ducked his acknoAvledgments and uitled out. Brooklyn Earjlc Irresistibly Ludicrous. One of those things happened at the National Theatre the other nirh which mostpapers are too dip,niiied to mention, but AA Inch ever\, bodj I Aes to talk about. It Avas during the last act ot "Mother and Son," and Janau^chek, AAUII one other peis-on, Avas holding the stage. It AV as a situation ot some suspense, and the hou&e A\as peiiectty still. There AAas a pause, too, in he dialogue, so that on the stage also theie happened to be complete stillness. Just at that moment a man in thepar quette bleAV his nose. It A\ as not a Aio lent, sa\,ige blast, but a loog, sonoions, luxurious blow, such a^ the "horns that marched around Jericho might have given on the seventh IOIKKI, the se lene confidence that the Avails Avould come dovv promptly. The eilect AV as irresistibly ludicious The audience, in their lespect foi the actois and their ineies in the phi}, stiurgle biaAely to piCseiAe a good' demu moi, but itAvas no use A Avave ot ^K-suppiessed laughter ran OAer the house, and many Avho succeeded keeping silence iairlv, shook. On the stage the situation AV as still Avorse. Ev en Janauschek 1 ti agic gr av- itv. Avas disturbed Her i ice tv\ itched again and again in the eiloit to control herself, and she AAas glad to use the handkerchief she had her hand to cover her confusion. For a moment it looked as if an emotional scene Avould be dissolved in a bioad laugh, but the actors stiuggled on AVith. the dialogue, and, after a feAV munites, the play re sumed its hold on the audience. For the man, or rather tho nose, it AA as a successful debut.Wat-henyion Coi es, fondtntNiw York Inhuru The Hannrs of YJTC Before the pit vnt dnonetouir, with its especial Ige. was e-t'hi si ed A liich i & in the mun a\ ot many peo plethe London divoice ^uUs, saj* Vanity Fair, Aveie brought befoie committee of the house of Louis, ~oi which Lord Penzance Avas the president A lady AV ell known in the fashionable world at that time Avas heaid to saj to a relation of Lady Penzance "How 1 envy Lady Peuzance' I Avish that I were in her place- "Why?" exclaimed hei listener, a good deal astonished at this wish. "Oh, replied the lady, "because she must hear so many delfghtlully-an fOv0j|t! stories!" ^w***&?vqwwm$$& tfttJiK Fromentin As a Painter of Horses. Henry Eckford's interesting illustrat ed article in the Centuiy, on "Eugene Fronrentin," describes as folloAvs his method of studjing the motion of horses: The biography slates that Fiomentin. wa with himself in re to a anima seldom absent from is pictures, and Avhich ceitainly adds a great charm to the scenes The beauty and movement of the Arabian horses Asrere studied incessantlj'. He Avas al- ways Avatching them in Algiers he OAvned several in Tianee One of his felloAAr-paintcrs has said that Fromentin dreAV horses much oftener and much bettGr from memory or intuition than from life. M. Gonse insinuates that he did them better from chic, a word that has almost always a slightlj disparag ing meaning, since it lefeis to Avork done quickly, off-hand, Avithont re course to models. Lick of eaily drill in the profession is the explanation. Writing to a friend, Fromentin men tioned his attempt tom ister the diaw ing of horses "You knoAV I had 'Euloge' and an Arab horse I have used both, unfoitunately Avithont much sjstem, learning cveiv thing and studj' ing nothing really to the bottom so that, aftei I have Avoiked very, very hard, I am not in the least pleased Avith mjTself I am*no further along in the exact knowledge of mj animal. I have scarcely begun, not to render a hoise, but to compiehcnd his proportions as for the knoAS ledge of details most nec essary to merely build him up, I am as ignorant of that as possible. Possibly the only use of the manj sketches Avhich 1 bung baik is the change I have made in the air and in my studio, and the fact that 1 have had at Pans, under ej es, in order to support and guide me, something Avhich recalls natme a little bit He used to* have his hoiscs led and uddon up and dosA before him in the hope ot seizing the seciet of their motion Luckily for Fiomentin, the photographic seeietoi the motion of the hoi so svas not jret published AS hen he died id he seen the distorted leos ot tiottcis as the in stantaneous photograph faithfully re poit them, and had he heard the choi^is ot Aviseacies applauding these curiosi ties for the good effect thes are ^ex- pected to have on art, it is likely that he AS ould not have Asraited PlfiiCHARfl'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Is a Positive Cme for all those Painful ComplnlnU nml WcnfeneMei eocominon to our best female population. It will cine entirely the worst form of Femalo Com plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Clcei a tlon, I ailing and Displacements, and the consequent Bpinnl AYealcness, and is particularly adapted to the hange of I ifo. It will Ulssorre and expel tumors from +he uterus Jn an iaily stago of development Tho tendency to can CLJ ous liumoistherois checked veryspeedily by Its use It lcmovesfaintness, flatulency, destroysall ciavlng for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach It emes Bloating, [Ieadachos, Nervous Prostration General nauitity, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indl gc-tlon. lliat feeling of hearing down, cansing pain, weight an 1 backache, is always permanently cured by its uso 11 will at all times and under all circumstances act In hai mony with the lawi that govern tho female system 1 or tho cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex thl* Compound is unsurpassed. T.YOIA E. PIXKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COM POUND 13 piopared at 233 and 235 AVestorn Avenue. 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Sclkio^zc &. ?5ac*ina 7he Leading br Ms' Furmshig House of the Northwest 1D5 MST Imitii or ST TALL (oU arKl Uttu jy-.'m Men's FuiDisheis unci Shirt makers INVP MlU^.s 1 UltlliL I 1 lit 31 Ci* 1 m.n btiiJ in 'nobt.1 ies, bepMtuttd bj Us Lem opri&it^the S 'n+ert Oflice, uul en^ieertu PATLNr^U&INIr^Sl'XCI>LSIVEL\ se cure pitentt.ni less tntllnu tho^t who ire re nutt tiomWtslnn 'ton ind whomrstdepe' tip on tl mtilMn xK fin- i(.t'OT with the iten OQJ CC Whciluvtrttor- m^delor "keteli we va^t earcl lnthcPUei 111 ce nnd ic'\i. istctb pn\ tent i.biht FKKX.01 HIPGE Coirpvpoiit'cncc^.'n Q'ctititl pi ices Ion and &0 Cll MIGi. 'IM I S "vrirKTIS OBI,a* LP \^cie'u lo Hon s*ui iM General MJke vev Powder ioJhuiKii the Patei ^ffce, tndf^pcci illv our tliei tsm e\ei St i or theUmon and in i Toi speoal refeici cesittini 1 idvice & Ai'd'ens t.A. tto\i A UipositePa*^ nt (tnc i-h PEOPLE WHO E n_ tl line of ami re to tie oil SI P'LI MOL\ CITY RAILROAD and us illou Hi inch Liics, no\, j, at ol the (j]\i6ago? St.lWl,Iii]i] kepol i & 0nicil\a I^i i]e. ki ihit U-.IS the hoi tnd qui Lire to i points in Ceuttal md Western Missouri to pjint-. in itisas, Nelu i Colnido lex i ilifi rnu, AIIZOM New uul Old ^'exlco TI hit tin l the tint if Sjtne between *11i i/usol aitd the *imt/t Vt 111 HO IJGH 7 iilii.AT (HIE of the populous m"so i i ^llej, lumelj tnoti C'ty, Votmctl HIH Omi St .foir/.-ft .Heliisoti eat north P*+:- in C411/ 1 St Plll&SiMI\Ct\RlllHJ(!,ll)W OH i the M-V-ilfj 11 tlsvisiou of the Chic 1^0 I'ml Mimic ijoIi- dnnhrf l.jne, Is tl utlie***" nittliiitct Sine trou i fentr it in 1 stei 11 icsjti, NVes Fii n, not- jNcbi.i I 11 1 Miulh-VVest to ST PAUL. MINNEAPOLIS* md the enti tiNi) t!i ind Isoith-West, ini T11 KG UGH i CKE1 iS li'Jlt S BHJi. C0TE1I Si1. PAUL LIDo-- SAbbLEb. COLLARS, EliiDLEP, HLANKCT^. PJ.?PEH AVIHI^. TRUNKS. VALISES, ij t. M^ 1 liiim *ci Uiitnctb ot iNotthcin Wisconsin. ^St *tt titti ountc'ioit* tie ide ^itt .".Vi'fi/}irh(rH(iltlie Chicago, St I'ml Uli 1 ij oils &O111 il- 1 line (oi Noithein mil ti is ions.ni, uul fii Chic (i( and ill imnls a n jl the 1 uniunjr ot ti uns if xo 1 insff tli i usreis tiom the a 'en Pmsioi 1 tli 1ii v, lit\e tromoi ont md one hall In 111 1 ml to hiunibS 111 isl 1 ml il desiu J*'itf# nitii (i So ith st ui'* li this Hue 'it fK-/ *rn 1 iZti, in I whet \uc ^o noith i 1 it st htoutch *-t titl the i*t ent Ituiii nil the ?ie it\oi thwe^t V\v 1 issengei tt 1 ns ul St. ml to Ch i tinoufth i hoy in i 1'ison, vvith pnlliii in Pi sleepinir 11 01 ench ,r un 1 thiiion tie it ill pnnupil st itf Be bn 14 snd ly thioiu tK ket i tht-s 1 i 1 diy chcai er. bat il yon innot it the 'i you dshtt^or t'l lln ition uitr 1 ilxntiilt conutctioiis, it, i ioni home -t no wnt i he uu rsijcue 1, md join Icitci will it 11 piom 1 UtcntDii 1 W II \SI)A.L CL\RK1 1 il ten Tri.i ina_ St Piulf'inn sr HOLh, \LE Ml%: JJLi SnuGcssoi* ta Jain, U. Zieske 1 1 it ti ^t ,\r I Di l lL-\I\ESsE I kc. Repairing Done Promptly & (.heap. Main St bieei 3 IhcMuiu. A Positivo Cure tor Catarrh of all kinds It a Instantaneous LfiVtt and Permanent in Ue*inlt. Cures at any sta^e or the disease. Has cured cases so tcrrib'o that bones came from the noae Dr. Evorj 's Diamond Catarrh Rem edy Is mild and pleasant, aflordmg Immediate Reiief and prompt curt mall cisesol Catarrh,' Influenza, May Fever, Bronchitis. it will iemo\e Polypi ami effectually euro Watery and. Puinlent Discharges fiom the Head and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath per fectly lestore impaired Smell, Taste and Heaung, relievo Headache, Break up Colds in the Head Strengthen tho Voice and Eyos Purify, Regulate end Render Clear and Active every Oigan of the Head, and Throat Price, 50 cents. DIAMOND INVIGORATOR. Br. Kvory's Diamond Invigorator is a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightful, whole Borne drink, which Invigorates, Purifies and Strengthens the entire system. For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and Rheu matic Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency, Nausea, Sick Headache and, Kidne Complaints it is invaluable. Pace, 50 cents. Ask your Druggist for these Remed ies and take no other: or will be sent free on receipt of price* Descriptive Pamphlets Free. ^Addree" Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. F. O. Bos 33(10. 104 John Street. New York. THE is now made for the fourth year and has a record of unqualified success. It was the first made and has been bioughtto perfection while compet ing and imitating machines havebeen made for only one or two sonons and some of them are advc this year for the first time. It uses small iaexpensive never falls to bind every bunuL Mid is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, MOST DUBABLE AND BEST FINISHED MACHINE in the market. Any one who buys the DEEKING BINDER avoids every chance of trou ble or failure in the harvest. MANUFACTURED BY William Be&*2g? CHICAGO. Manufacturer also of Bearing Light Reaper, Tie fleering and Warrior Mowers, and The Leader Reaper*). JOYFUL our own paf News for Eoj and Oirli Young and Old 1 A NEW IN, VENTIOJiT just patented i^r laeir, for Home use! Fret and Scroll Sawing, Tivnriri Boring, DnllingyGnndirjs, I aii-hia Screw Cutting:. Pr'fce ?5 to SCO. Send 6 cents I or 1 Jpa'f~ EPHRAIM EROWy Leweii, eau15'iF tht ompU T". 1 1.IMO T\C Si.-^.yps 1 A \JKE 'r Yi\ put4 h*ix* rsat* uTti r- 0"1 ONSO NO ijl.Al.ri. ton iit Is cr b^t pwDim ion fc* C- 11 cr-r me? 1B uw iino Wr CLV yUsfchEjUOVti-ltpvcfm^ pltfaui*u!uit taf vim*, nith^lufartf tfse WHUc-ciiiiciBlj-oir' I nPat \Trespfiewli*MniiaciionitaPtrilt( {tU stl II 1 EABMiMV 5TOO, itJJtr Tiu- \X*li *1 laat"appnwiatinnt ot all urn-li a wi'llti)n i-9est CsH-^nS\rat^o( On W err "ESS",AMBiI*WTUi.jiiM hr all Dniri 4 Pwfmn TJ bawyi 1 ^li'i OF ALL FOE SLA.H AND BEAST. or more than a third of cr-ntury the I iMciicaiiSXiista.igEijyimeMtluxsbeeri know 11 to llions all ovci tho wor as 1 the only site lclioiic for the ie.lief of! accidents am i pain. I 13 a medicine ato pi ice ana pi -use tUe feest i its, iciml. Foi c\ eiy ioiiu cxtei''ial yam I ]JIastang Lmimcnt Is -w ithout an cqinl. I penetiixtes ile^Ii and muscle to ie ieiy bonemaking th continu ance of pain and mflaujmition impos sible. It tflects upon Hi iran Flesh and tho Bi nto atio arc equally voudti |ful. Iho 2Ioxica Liniment is ncodod by somebody in every house. L\ ly tliy biuig'? nev, set tlie agony a fill scald or burn lsubdurd, of rlieitiaatSo maitjra 10 stoied, or a valuable timsc or ox| saved hy tlao licaling pow i thu which speedily cures saa,h ailments fi I the HUJIAN I'LESH as I ltheumatlsm, S^Tellings, Stllfl Joints, Contracted Muscles, Suinsj and Scalds, ut a, Utilises a 11 tit Sprains, Poisonous Bites and Stinga, Stifftiess, lameness, Old Sores,TTlceis, Frostbites, Cnilblainq, Sote Nipples, Caked Breast, audi indeed every foim external dis ease. I heals without scars. THE BEST OF ALL LINIMENTS! FOB KAN OB BEAST. PARKER'S XM HAIR BALSAM. A perfect dress" Ing, elegantly per- fumed and h^ m- IAss cfu'nc s, Khcum itism nep sn ,ige 01 any disc re oi infitmil rl ct Gmgcr IOJ tc It will strengthen biiii and bod ird{,i\ej ic lire ind VI^J- IOO DOLLARS udfor in} thing 11 junotisfound in Gmgcr Tot u. 01 for f-u'uie to hf Ip or cme il^li" rt 1 ilu"! milrip' Lir avnliin^ SiJtf rtutu'it IIico\A.C ulWinV N "We contimio to act assolicitorsfor patents, caveats, ui^dc-raarlvs, copjrngLts, etcfo the X/m'-ed Fstites, and to obtain pat cuts Canada, England, Fiance, Germany, and all other countnes. TUity-six years' practice. No chargo tor examination oi models or draw ings. Advico bv mail lice. Patents obtained tin ongh us aro noticed in tho SCIENTIFIC ABfERICAN, which has tho largest circulation, and is t?a iyqgi.ii H'jpo^t -x_ Rciioves dandruff, restores natural color and prevents bildncss 60 cerH in 1 $1 sLoia at drug?It FLOEISTOK COLOGNE. An CTI fra icrr^ut i in th !ei. epti nall\ i ig ipiop~rt "6 an 1 "J cLu mm An Invigorating Wedrcirs thai Never Intoxicates Mhis delicto iscimb ii it ~f cr 1 ii_hu, Alindnke, Still IIRII nnd 1 ci 1 tli' Ixs* \"^ctib' reiuedii.-, I now 11 ics il disou' is of the bo Js, stom ich, lucr, 1 idi atidhtn s, via The Cest and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. If jou are sufituncr, from lira !e Comphmts, !Nei\ JUSIICSS, i1 most mflu SUtial newspaper ot its kind published in tho world. The advantages oi such a noflco every patentee understands. Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news paporispubhshed WEEKIiTf at $3 20 a year, and is admitted to be the best paper de\oted to science, mechanics, inventions, engineering works, and other departments of industrial progress, published in any country. Single copies by mail, 10 cc^its. Sold by all news dealers. Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien* 8fic American. 261 Broadway, New York. Bjipskkook about patents mailed free. Ser a rough A Ptoh if ou can) model of your U,'t, tt. C," id a I'i cliiuui.iBT JL.x.aml nation 11 beniideif Ul Li it 1 St u* pptents of the siine cl i^a o. line ii 1 JM \\i 1 oeadMSCd wliPtheioi not a patent ui ue obtained FOR THIS TKK^Jf'.rTXAKYKXyVTVIINA- TION ISO GlIAltGrl^ I S riADJU. What will a Patent Cost? Ityojrre rlM^^d n* n\ er tlon is patent able ^end i20 top i run nt application foe of A1P, anl 3 fi I 1 (iiawnik* required b\ the faovf-tunitnt llisisjii bl heen-,applicatiosn mid 0 For enrm PcTnale Complaints thes or sent by*mail for .5 centa in stamps Wells,Kichardsoa Jo's PERFECTED ?thousand-i A For tho BRUTE CREATION it cureg Sprains, Swiniiy, Stiff Joints,! Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Dis eases, Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, 1 Hollow Horn, Sciatches, Wind-1 grails, Spavin, Thrnslt, Ringbone,) Old Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon I tlie Signt and c\ery other ailment to which the occupants thej Stable and Stoek Vard are liable. he Mexican Mustang I^iniin^ntl always cures and never disappoints and it Is, positively, is and ^xloftJocvi um i patent i al lo\ert When illo\ 1 I'R IKJj'sfeo(825iand the sinilGotrni*eu i t~s is ijablc Tliu you kno beforehand rn t'tin hetheryouaro gom^ to ^ot a pat t i and no at'omev's fee lscnargpdunbs-, mli' it^r.r Anattoraey \\ho3efee dtpends on s-ucee'-'j In obtaining a Pap.it sal not fttl\ iso vo i \our iu\eiition is patentable u^Ks'tr I ia to itable, ao far as his )c-t judgment c. JI" din d. nm tl ques tion, henc voncairM rn tb ai'A iegne after a prohmin v/c uimt i- had e*i{jii Ir at cutK and the ESpjrivIr ition B.ajht-ln, 'I ratio M.ia'li* and Ro-j^sufs etiied (ateaU tire ired and tiled \nnliciftons in rcM\or of ISe Jectec!, Ab.MiJosnMS,or i 01 feitcd Cmsen made V( lj' often valu ible mv en tions are ved in these cl tstees of ease's It ou ha\ udrtakehandling to securfe on and failed a killfu! tho ca*e may lead to sact hend me a ntteti re qup^taddiossed t/i 11- Comrni=~ioner of Patents that he recogn 7f.ro"tn 1 1 VO N of W nhfng ton.D O ns yow a.ttoinr Jr 'he case gninstfie title of the in eti on ana ao jjt the date of film* your applirahon Vnoxamii i*ionand report will cjst jounothm/. Searches nid fsrtitletoinven- me'ab^rtlusoni'-eli-isl uns cce=--{uioperation Bince 1SC5 and vou th^roff ^e reap the benefits of exppnenee, bri(iesr erencecan IXJ given to ac tual clients in almost er^ry ccunfv in the IT S Vcniphia reltting 11 Pate us f-e upon request' 615 15th S*., WASHINGTON, H. C. Attorney-at-T ^-n nrt Solicitor of Amerfe can and roics^n I'atents. will bemaued FB EE to ah applicants, and to ous* tomers of last year without ordering' it. It contains about 176 pages, 600 illustrations, prices, accurate descriptions and valuable directions for planting' 1800 varieties of Vegetoble and Flower Seeds, Hants, Fruit Trees, etc. Invaluable to an, espec. Jally to Market Gardeners. Send for it! Oi M* FERRY & CO. DETROIT MICH. Gives lntte tlie srilWdsred color tl'Pj ear Jtcost1! in ti Usui 1st 1 dels ki Inn 1 ttnt Shcndan I ai i luiu\ pure auj li tin li at)l N lliADJJ MAR Ayer's NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. IT is a most agreeable diessing, which is at once haimless and effectual, for pre set vmg the hair. It lestoies, with tho gloss and freshness of youth, faded or giay, light, and red hair, to a rich blown, or deep black, as may be desired. By its use thin Iiair is thickened, and baldness often though not always cuied. It checks falling of the haa immediately, and causes a new giowth in all cases where the glands aie not decayed while to biashy, ueak, or otherwise diseased hau, it imparts vitality and stiength, and lendeis it pliable. The Viaon cleanses the scalp, cures and presents tho fonnation of dandruff and, by its cooling, stimulating, and soothing piopeities, it heals most if not all of the huniois and diseases peculiar to the scalp, keeping it cool, clean, and soft, under Mhich conditions diseases of the scalp and hau aie impossible A a Dressing for Ladies' Hair The VIGOU is mcomptiable. It is color less, contains ne^ hoi oil noi dje, and AUII not soil -ttlnte cambnc. It ,mrarts .in agieeablc and listing peifume, and as in article foi the toilet it is economical and unsuipasf ns excellence. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer 86 Co., Piactical and Analytical Chemists, Lowell, Mass. fcoMJ TiT AIT, 1)1 LGC1ST3 EnVWIirjr.E. TO LADIES ONLY I We will sond 1 r^nutiful Sllrcr-platcil Buttpr Knife, 1L I BpBBtltal Sllter-plated Sngarbhcll, 1 Book, "LaDguaire I of the Flowers,- 5C piecs full size of a 1 31mlr, with I Piano accompaniment retail from 25 to 50 cents each lat stores, and a beautiful Illustrated Magaiine, tlu-el I months, post paid if 1 6 three cent sumps arc sent I toEpay postage and packing expenses Address 1 KIDEQC CO. ublialiera, 10 Car lay SI, 1. PENSIONSi "THE gi^iqUyifcHUWIWUlW "J' PURGATIVE ^sf i& *o liancrtlietlnndintneentirerrstammthregmonthi JlnjrmTnnwliowillulONIITIHi OSSTO T^Bb^ BWEliBD msTbBresinreatosounifiieauii if ucnliningi3poiWB4 IshiTei oequal J*hTic ansoi^them in tbrrpractice. Sold ererjirhere. send for pamphlet. X. S JOH2TSON & CO, Boston, Jtaas. For the SVSERCH ANT ?^zytn For tho rviARKET CARDSKER For tho PRIVATE FAS^LY "Grown niircolifpe on our own Farms ZS~ Ilaud-oine Illustrated Cat.ilofiiio and KuraX Kcgistcr FilEE O ALL. JIERCH \TS, ftsEXD S \OLR BUtelN'Es.'a fJVCD S FOIt Tit \DE O'JT. round.^ Tl\e of Dairyt i a I I S PERFECT. I SatlornlDiplontaatKw' Y.Daiipyc pEOTg||l ~T^-2s** A v^sS^Sl^ ass CC??= ESTABLISHED =rta **^K!NETY-E!CHT YEARS IA!D A MOBETH&SONSiSEED GMWESS,PHiLABELPHIA Of \IAJ I'T WXN, for Ul, TCOi"t, i i M.I CI. I TIII *v All aie Udl mlith ilb u1 ll iA 'Ill^lliljI N LIU Crnin and I ariii set A l-ini'nl Jlistoij nd lie mcthoos of culture of Orann liootCtoi'- iran rod "oi 'l iK'mtn,f, etc onl KJi tM. Ai il italjj EeM^nl t'lop^nrtMticti&i, TKl I. Vigor, FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS for SOLDIFRS, widow pa rents.chtldrt-n Pensions for wounds,accidental injjries, rupture, disease of lungs,, heart, eye*?, rhettmatism.Taricose reins, ptles.diarrhaa cr any disease. Thousands yet entitled Pensioners now entitled to an TSCREASE Botrfrnr yet due thousands. Soldiers and heirs ol 1813 and Mexican wars entitled to PEVSJON and LAVD WARRANTS We have unexcelled lacihties lor securing PATENTS Employ an attor ney in Washington. Send two stamps lor late laws, blanks and instructions. C. 0, HAMMETT CO Pension and Patent Attwr. ueyi, Lock-bwK SBS.'n ashingtoo, U. 9. THRFvHFR^ mew (8ultodtoall sections.) WriteforFiiEEIUiis.pmBBklsl adftices to The AnltmanS Taylor Co., Mfinattlijjga SEEDS lf"etrter Bnrer recommend ita v.s, ail i^b^anttCiea^crus.s irded thi Intt I-ir. A^ioiirc i-toi m^n i mt*orit,orwrut totcswhatl irhons'ii huctotit W FIA.dSi KICHAHIJ^O N 0, I*roprietorft, Bnrlinrfog t K.Z*2#7^BS?#%3X MT3*TTW-nt'EiefWS3BnW*J^W b"iis liy like .-slit v."- (lit i 1 mil Drsf 1 teas^pQOtift.1 i by mall i mi^ I i uwllli 1 OSTON \I\s* 3I:A.XS:E NE W RIC BLOOB, lnd will completely change the blood in the entire nj^t-m three months. Any per- son who -nill take I rjl each night from ltol!\.n\ n- rt stored to wound alth, if euc .i thing: bo possible. Tor eurinsr TLIU^W Ct.t .int, lhe6C Pills haven i'ial I'hjbki,ms use them thtir piacti *s 1 .n.c.or irai! -Htlelter-etamp*. s- for c-cu! s-. I S *c INV 'JC02TSi ANODYNsE!inLINSEVSE^T re 1 ISlfcUinfr it fie I i n 1. i (hr ii I)i trrhu thro I\st,(ii li 1 ri it :v S cvtrynlitrt Stud I I irliittil i IHM licnift Js,v tiat E*1SHg*mg*ttGgKEni\ My^csetoble and Slower Seed Catalogue fori 1S**S Miflbe s'nt FRBF to all who app Customers oil Lfaini -c rot wr t. for it All stcd sent trom my tsn shii eat irranteu to be both fresli and true to name, I ot tint should it pre* a otherwise I agree to refill he I or ier K'atii My col'e^tion of vegetal le seed is one of] the most extensive to be found tn any Am-ncan catalogue I ant a !arj.e ^rt ot i is of own a owing A the I irl(jinn Intrixluocr of Eai'y Ohio ana Rurbtuik I i^tatotfc M-bli h"d Tarlj tort the Hubbard B]uaU, \IiirbltU-ad CabbuRC i'htnney'n Melon, 1 a i-or rl other n.r t..n. il I nvitc the patron i~ of tha public In tht. a'den and on die farms ot tto- *li lint seed mil 'ound my best advertise mnt Ja-nes H. Crecjcry, MarMehcad Mass i inil heirlst now a-. rnniMf. ii tits (IIIILI- u that most of the Kf .(tit lovt i si Id l-ere are ^or'li 3 i ss tin ii. i i sbcr.dan Cohdi itn 1 a tbol'ttlv pure and unmenseh N i CO.. BOSTON'. C".O* P, A37r!lViA, BRONCHI i"s7 JOHNSONS ANODVNL LINnirNTwillinstnii tuntoiisl\ tilu\ctli t. tLrnblt. (Il tas, auduill positively cure nmc casts, cut of toi hit riuunu that will sure manv li\cb suit Ucc bv mail Hunt delay a moinunt. 1'rcvention is better Uian cure i^'ufrr'T^ S 11 1 n,. i ii ping Cough, kilin\ il 1 Diseases of fra HO ST JN "\'A to *i bht, ki C.* Cures all diseases of tho Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Skin and Blood. Millions testify to its efEcacy in heal jiag the above named diseases, and pro- [W nounoe it to be the BEST HSMEDY KNOWN TO MAN. Guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia. MpAG-ENTS WANTED.^ Laborstory 77 W. 3d St, Hew York City. Druggists sell it 8 mini i'i live hons U\ SI "tidans tin f' r? I Moiin- UA -.uv\,.iut,orsvnt bv mail! ir 8 later st mps i. Jet. a 4 Co Hi alias. tl ca lis S!3LEVSSEEDS~ HIRAM SIBLEY & CO. CHICAG0JII. Rochester.N.Y. ow\o PRICE 81.1 USE POOR SEEDS. ^iibiforL GARDENING Sale, read fFOR PROFIT. It wish to be-1 PRAPTIPAI come a Commercially IVJ/\I- Monst, read [FLORICULTURE If wish to Gar- den for Amusement/ GARDENING ^'onl^reld 8 6 FOR PLEASURE All ly PETER nE^IDEHSOTV. 1'ncc $1 50 each, postpaid by mail. Our Combined Catalogue of SEEDS AN ^PLANTS if or 1882, sent free on application. PETERHENDERSON&CO 35 Oortlandt St., New York. THE MILLER BROS.CUTLERYCO. MLHIDEN, CONN. STANDARD POCKET CUTLERY, Ladies' Scissors and Ink Erasers. Make all styles of STEEL- PENS. enow "The Acmei"'i ro-Our wiio'e line of Peng will be sold by the trade. Bj-J I isn i lniuhcd to dealers on appflcalion E8ENT1 and EM* This Is the Kingfof Saw 2tachliie8. Z^ saw3 off a 2 foot logr in 2 minutes* 80,000 In nso. Tha cheapest machlna made, and ally -warranted. Circular free. Pulled States Hanufecturinq Ce., Chlcaao, UI* FREE!-wiUJ^^l^^^^ I will mail a copy of Btty New Book, "MEDICAL COMMON SENSE," FREE, to any person who send his name and po^t-offich atUre^, IB stamp pay postasre. *TfrJlZ-s0Poe tlfferin wite CONSUMPTIONs.centxsidan ASTHMA. CATARRH, SORE TrffiOAT or BRONCHITIS, the information in this BoSk i or great value and it may in the providence o* God ave many aaetnt In f Address, ta. OJB. & B. WOLFE, 146 Smith St* Claetuuttf, 9, IfKIDNEY-WORT FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF CONSTIPATION, ITo other disease in so prevalent in this coun try as Constipation, and no remedy has ever etntaUed the celebrated Kidney-Wort as a euro. Whatever the cause, however obstinate the case, this remedy will overcome it PIIFS TBttS distressing com- XOatat is very apt to be oamplioatedwiUiconsUpation. Kidney-Wort strengthens the weakened parts and quickly cures all kinds of Piles even when physicians and medicines have before failed. iSf Wit yon have either of these troubles il-li'l-J-inm KIDNEY-WORT