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UNIVERSITY MISSOURIAN TUESDAY NOVEMBER 23 1909
PIE OF GRIDIRON
5 SEASON IN THE ISTe
Michigan Won Championship
by Detwitinjr the Strong
Minnesota Team
WISCONSIN IS THE THIRD
Missouri Kansas and Neb
raska Are the Hii Three
in the Yallew
I While two football teams hail a
claim to the supremacy unlil the ill- I
tiding game i tin- East Minnesota I
was early recognized the lone star i
the West Ken before the Maroons
went to Minneapolis to meet iie
ors football stuiients saw that the
scores the Minnesota team had
run up earlier in tile season were not
due to the weakness of their
nenis They crushed Iowa -11
and only defeated Ames 1 to 0 Ames
vim ill tiini beaten by Iowa 17 lo
but no one would say that the lioph rs
had played beyond their speed in
downing the The praise
is rath r due the Iowa men for tin
way they rallied
Michigan wloeli defeated
aaa played tlu Coplr rs Saturday
U1 v on XT to
nates te relative sire
and el in fotal
Chi ajro In an the season Ill of
hop1 The team was weaker than that
ii previous ear--- lint everyone h
lieved ciiimiiiL would offset
this They had defeated the strong
Illinois team 1 1 to s and leaned up
Northwestern A to u Uence little at
tention was paid to Staggs bear
stories I Jut the Maroon rooters were
given a decided jolt when the returns
from the gaiie came in Minnesota
had won in a contest that was typical
of the oliicienty of the two football ma
chines
Wisconsin comes third among the
Western teams though she tied Chi
cago Saturday
Illinois played snappy consistent
football but was hardly in a class
with the other teams Though spe
cially prepared for the Maroon game I
they had bat one chance in a hundred
of winning They all but lost to ln 1
diana f to but Indiana has an ex- i
optionally strong eleven this year
The hoosiers lost 21 to n to Chicago
i
i but this was perhaps their poorest
showing They defeated St Louis Im 1
1 versify it to 0
Big Three in West
i Coming further West and into ill
Missouri Valley Conference Xeiraska
Kansas and Missouri represent the
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This result illus-
big three The championship
will be fought at Kanns City
Thanksgiving Day between the Tigers
and the lay hawk rs Missouris rec
ord is too lamiliar to need comment
Kvery day the Tigers are growing
stronger in football knowledge and
team play and the Turkey Day exhibi
tion will bo worth going miles to see
V Kansas has been called the Yale of
the West In many respects this par
i allel lits the layhawker team They
I have swept everything before them
the last two years They are heavy
but fast and have plenty of lighting
spirit This miigled with the Kati
1 sas luck has kept the layhawkers in
front
Their biggest game up to Thanks-
giving was played at Lincoln against
i Nebraska The Cornhuskers made
every effort to win The teams were
evenly matched in weight and speed
it was a bitter tight from the begin
i ning Ip and down the field the com
batants swept but the goal lines re
mained uncrossed in the lirst half
Oik e in tlio second half t layhawker
I ran forty yards for a touchdown only
to be called back because the whistle
j had been blown In the last few niin
i utes came the play that won
son the crack quarter aught one of
1 lioUzors spirals and ran seventy
yards through a hroI n Held for a
toudidown and won the otherwise
even game
Football critics here conceded the
layhawkers the Missouri Valley title
lowti had tied Nebraska I to because
the Cornhuskers had played way be-
1 low form and Missouri had only de
feated the Hawkeyes by one point 1
to 12 at Iowa City That same day
Missouri without Coach Roper had
put up a miserable exhibition against
Washington University winning by a
score whereas Kansas had an
nihilated the Iikeway team 21 to d
The Missouri Drake Game
The next week Missouri met Drake
vhe only other undefeated conference
team Missouri won handily and the
football critics admitted that Missouri
might have something resembling a
football team after all Kansas scouts
I who witnessed the game of course de-
Ciareu CIiaL uissuuil nau a wuuuenui
team
The Iowa conference teams range
about in this order Iowa Drake and
Ames Iowa has the best football ma
terial in the state but sadly lacks
coaching In the game with Missouri
they scored two touchdowns in the
secoml half on some great line plung
i ing and defeated Ames 17 to 0 by us
I ni the wiiie ta ties On the other
hand they lost 17 to 14 to the Drake
m wnira is surely not more tuin
touehdowii superior to Aino
Kansas walloped them 120 to i at
Lawrence Saturday The Anes Ag
gies miss the Lambert boys in the
back field Their line is strung but
the backs hit k experience and dash
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Iowa Coach Says That Bluck Is a
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LAWRKNCF Kas Nov
the layhawkers will have
light next Thursday than
against his own inei on Me
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is the opinion of Coach Jimmy
lith o Iowa Missoiri wii
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The Drake Ames game Thanksgiving j
should tie a closely con
the Drake team is anxiou
Hosted oho as
to cup that
j state championship
The Missouri School of Mines team
at iolIa was better this year than
usual With less than iim students
to draw from the Miners manage to
turn out a fast gritty team that inal
its heaviest opponents work hard
i Missouri defeated her sister or rat hoi
brother c t liool i to 0 this year but
m was well in the second half before
the Tigers scored at all K I
chrisi was in the Holla hat klield at
the time He later rejoined his old
i team the Tigers Hollas biggest feat
was the victory oor tins heavy St
Louis Tniversity team to n The
1 Dames Medits of St Louis defeated
i Uoila
to H
th of the La si
to t
GRIFFITH PREDICTS HARD GAME
hauler and fastc1 lot tball fan w
did ho said to Coach Kennedy afte
the game They will play lnrdor and
faster than they did against you last
ar I think it 1 b th worst
light you have been in this season
without a doubt Cnllith has a pn tty
good line on the capabilities of Ropers
en for in addition to the gine they
played against the lowans earlier in
the season Crillith got a good idea
from his experience as an oilicial in
the Turkey Day game last year
i When asked about Iilutk as a factor
of the offense the layhawkers will
have to meet the lova mentor shook
his head Iiluck is a terroi was
the brie answer lie is a whirlwind
tackle and you will have to look out
for him all the time And dont make
the mistake of overlooking Cilchrist
on the other side He is a good one
too While I have not seen Alexander
play this year I should say that he is
one of the worst baeklield men in the
valley to check
The Iowa coach admitted after the I
game that his men did not play the
game that lo had expected of them
They played against you much as
they did in the lirst half against the
Missouri tram said he They did
not begin to play as th y did against i
Aires a week ago i
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Vs i you n em ce of those
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and Iroadway Thursday evening No
ember 2 1 Special invitation to all
student members of the Modern Wood
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Listen Tigers t
The first man on the Tigers who I
irakes a touchdown against Kansas
will get his hair cuts and shaves free
throe months January February and j
March If Missouri wins the man who j
makes the winning score will get his
hair tuts and shaves free the rest ot
the school year This stands good at
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The best double vaudeville bill ever
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