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THE KVKTOTO mSSOUBlAIf. COLUMBIA, MISBOIIBI, SATOBlUy, KOtEJtK&B 29, 1819.
CLASSIFIED ADS.
Half a Cent a Word a Day
iOK SALE
roR SALE Number 10 round oak beat
cood condition, $25. See It at 716 iUs
fjslr Ave. Telephone S39. C-70tf
FOB SALE A 2iJ acre tract ol land
-r the University. A good location for
Jhe man who would keep a cow. Address
E la care Jlissourlan. L-75U
FOB BENT
FOU UKXT Two rooms, modern, for
mn. Telephone So9, 71G Missouri Ave.
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FOU KENT A room for men at 010 Tur
r avenue. I'lione 1002 White. B-77
ner avenue.
LOST AND FOUND
LOST Waterman fountain pen (without
r t. .. rt.. (.ntiruin hn .wn TT..I
vcrsitv campuses; perhaps on Stewart
w.irt nitt street or Wilson avenue. Find
er nlpase call 1044 Black. B-78
LOST Small pold watch, hunting case,
crystal mlssluK. Initials "M. M." cngrav-
in front. S10 reward. Ileturn to Jlis
sourlan office. S-76tf
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Final Standings
01 Valley EleTens.
Won Lost Tied
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FOUND A ring of about twenty keys,
mostly Vale locker and door keys. Own
er may have same by calling at Jlissourl
an office and paying for this ad. JI-75tf
WANTED Twenty typewriters. Any
condition. Any make. Will pay highest
prices. Fbone 1321, Reading, SOI Locust
street. B-78
SALESMAN "WANTED
WANTED Salesmen for Missouri terri
tory Connect with a high class house of
twenty years' experience and an establlatl
ed trade. Advertising Specialties and Bank
Supplies of our own manufacture. Exclu
sive territory and permanent all year po
sitionwrite today. Economy Advertising
Co, Iowa City. Iowa. P-77
MISCELLANEOUS
WANTED Home for 14-year-old girl,
high school student, able and willing to
earn her board and room by housework.
Call COS White. B-78
BUSINESS OPPOBTUNITIES
THE COUNTRY HAS GONE MAD
OVER Oil.
The enormous discovery of oil In Okla
homa, Kansas and Texas is bringing mll-
lions into these regions. It Is quite nat
ural that the public mind is inflamed In
Its eagerness to profit by tile great wealth
that will follow holders of stock In suc
cessful companies. However, let the OIL
rKESS guide you In making n profitable
investment. It has made money for thou
sands and protected them from loss. Each
Issue Is brimful of valuable Information
and analytical reports of scores of Com
panies operating In the great Mid Con
tinent and Texas oil fields some good,
bad and Indifferent. Everyone interested
In the world's greatest Industry should
read the OIL PIIESS. The last Issue to
gether with a late copy of the "Markets"
containing quotations of listed and un
listed, active and Inactive oil stocks will
be sent free on request: also while they
last new. accurate colored map of Kan
sas. Oklahoma and Texas Inst out featur
ing the oil fields In red. Address: OIL
tltESS, 034 Republic Bldg., Kansas City,
Mo. O-Ti
ilissourl 4 .0 1
Ames 3 11
Kansas 111
Drake 2 2 0
Washington 2 2 0
Kansas Aggies.... 0 3 1
Grinnell 0 3 0
Missouri's title to the champion
ship or the aiissouri Valley Confer
ence is without a flaw. The Tigers
have met every member of the con
ference except the weakest, Grinnell,
and baten four and tied one. The tie
game with the Kansas Aggies does not
in the least weaken the Tigers' title,
as the Aggies have been decisively
drubbed toy Washington, Kansas and
Ames. The Tigers are undisputed
champions.
The nrniner-up is Ames, undoubted
ly the second strongest member of the
Konferennce. The Cyclones lost, to
only Missouri, defeated Drake, the Ag
gies and Grinnell and tied Kansas.
Ames pulled out of a tie for third
place Thanksgiving Iby defeating
Drake. 14 to 0. Were it not for that
10 to 0 drubbing that they took on
Rollins Field in October, the Cyclones
would have a right to claim that they
are as good as any in the Valley, be
cause they have a 3 to 0 victory over
Nebraska and a 47 to 0 defeat of the
Aggies to their credit.
Three In a Tie
For Third Place.
By their defeat Thursday the Jay
hawkers were shoved back into a tie
with Washington and Drake for third
place. Both Drake and Kansas should
be ranked above the Pikers, however,
as Drake beat the St. Louis eleven.
Kansas lost ionly to Missouri, while
the Bulldogs lost to both the cham
pions and to Ames, a team that was
held to a tie (by Kansas.
It would be hard for anyone to pick
the best team In the Missouri Valley
territory, including teams outside the
conference. Oklahoma tied Nebras
ka, Missouri and Kansas, but lost to
Arkansas and Kendall. Nebraska beat
Missouri and Kansas, "but lost to
Ames. Ames beat Nebraska, tout lost
to Missouri. The Tigers, although
they whipped both Ames and Kansas,
Jost to Schulte's Cornhuskers. aiis
sourl supporters would generally toon
cede that Schulte's eleven is the class
of the Valley territory, deptie their
defeat by Ames. Th team that whip
ped both Missouri and Kansas and
then drubbed Syracuse is a mighty
good football team. Missourians were
glad to see Nebraska come through
for Schulte in the final games of the
seasoni after a miserable start,
But no team has a clear right to be
called the best in the Valley. Okkv
noma, Missouri, Ames aad Nebraska
all have legitimate claims. Take your
pick.
Notes of the Game
nt Lawrence.
For the first time this year Coach
John F. Miller used few' substitute's
in the game with Kansas. Only
fourteen Tigers faced the Jayhawkers.
Early in the game Sylvester suffered
a strained muscle and was replaced
by Edwards. Edwards- remained In
only a few minutes and gave way to
Peterson, who stayed in the rest of
the game. Late in the game Viner
had to be taken out twice for his bad
shoulder and on the second occasion
finally gave way to Forster. Not a
single substitution was made in the
line. The Tigers who had the hon
or of playing the entire 60 minutes
of a Kansas game were: Goepel,
Travis, Shannon, Hardin, Andrews,
Blumer, Ruth, Lewis, Collins.
Captain Stankowski, hopping about
on his crutches, was much In evidence
before the kick-offs that opened both
halves. "Stan" hobbled out on the
field among his men and the spirit
he showed had much to do with the
magnificent fight the Tigers put up.
Captain Laslet of the Jayhawkers
fought hard to the final whistle. Time
after time as the teams were lining
up he would dash from one end of
his line to the other, trying to -infuse
ginger into his beaten linemen. His
efforts were of little avail, however,
for on practically every down the
Tigers charged ttielr opponents oft
their feet. One official said after the
game that the fact that Kansas suf
fered no penalties was due to sheer
listlessness on the part of the Jay
hawker forwards.
-Kansas used three men at right
tackle, -the position opposite Travis,
.Kampert was so badly used up after
two quarters that he gave way to
Church in the third period. Church
did little better and was replaced by
Saunders in the last period. The Jay-
hawker that played against "Brick"
had more than one man's work cut
out for him. Nettels, Kansas left
tackle, was the outstanding man of
the Jayhawk forwards, but even he
was held on even terms by Blumer.
Hardin, at center, played a magnifi
cent game. His opponent, Hart, had
had enough by the third period and
gave way to Gress.
Two members of the , Tiger team
who have become regulars ouly in
the last two games played In stellar
roles Thursday. Shannon, at left
guard, stopped everything that came
his way. And Ruth, of whom some
coach said earlier in the season that
he hadn't enough fight to make him
a regular, made that coach take It
all back. Ruth- followed the, ball -with
a sureness that was uncanny, and it
was his handling of forward passes
from Lewis that gave Missouri the
second touchdown. He first took a
pass for a 11-yard gain. Both Ruth
and Pringle, the powerful K. U. naif
back, caught the ball at the same time,
but despite Pringle's weight and
strength Ruth hung on, and the offi
cials, under the rule that gives the
ball under such circumstances to the
team that started the pass, ruled it
a completed pass for the Tigers.
Three plays later Lewis again tossed
to Ruth, who caught the ball a yard
from a Kansas goalpost. It was a
hard catch to make, and just as Ruth
received the ball, Lupher crashed into
him. Ruth staggered into the goal
post and then fell over the line, still
hanging on to the ball.
.i.T:
Governor Frederick D. Gardner of
Misouri occupied a box on the Kansas
side. Between halves the governor
walked across the field with the may
or of Lawrence and greeted President
and Mrs. A. Ross Hill. Governor Hen
ry J. Allen of Kansas, busy with the
coal strike, could not attend.
The Missouri band received a big
"hand" when it marched on the field
between halves. The band first
formed an M in front of the Missouri
bleachers and played ''Old Missouri,"
and then did the same stunt in front
of the K. U. stands and played ''Dix
ie." Before the game and during the
intermission the "K.U.-K.U. Klan," an
organization of Kansas rooters, wear
ing sandwich boards, spelled out their
belief in a Kansas victory.
Late in the game the Kansas root
ers, who bad stood during the entire
game on .account of the freezing north
wind that swept the field, began to
swarm down on the field and to follow
the play, surging back and forth along
the sidelines. During the last ten
minutes of play there were between
one and two thousand persons in this
mob and once, when Lonborg kicked
from behind his own goal it was nec
essary to clear space for him among
the spectators. Soon after this Ref
eree "Jim" Masker called time and
tried to. clear the space around the
gridiron of the Jayhawker enthusi
asts.
During only one quarter, the first,
did Kansas have the ground gaming
edge on the Tigers, and in this per
iod the two fumbles that Travis re
covered more than evened matters up.
In the first five minutes of play the
Jayhawkers showed their only real
burst of offensive power. Lewis punt
ed 38 yards to Wood, who returned 18
yards to Missouri's 40-yard line. Then
Kansas reeled off two first downs In
quick succession, carryin the ball to
the Tigers' 15-yard line. Mandeville
made 6 yards, then 2 more and Prin
gle dove through for 3 yards and first
down. Pringle made 7 yards, added
another, and Mandeville went 5 yards.
But on the next play Pringle fumbled
and Travis was on the ball, in this
quarter Kansas gained 35 yards from
scrimage to the Tigers' 26. In the
final quarter, in which Kansas scored,
the Tigers gained 43 yards to Kansas'
37. It was not superior .attack, but
a lucky break that gave- Kansas their
lone touchdown. During the entire
second half, until Mandeville blocked
that kick of Lewis', the play was in
Jayhawker territory, as is shown by
the fact that "Chuck" Lewis took
five shots at the goal by the dropkick
route in the last two periods.
E. It. Keller Has Government Position
E. R. Keller, a senior in the College
of ' Agriculture, has accepted a posi
tion with the Farm Management Di
vision of the U. S. Department of Ag
riculture. He will do research work
in Saline County on the cost of beef
aim pork production. He will begin
Work December 1,. with headquarters
at the College of Agriculture.
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M The Dramatic Arts Club
Presents
The Comedy Club of Kansas City
Hall Theater Monday Dec. 1
Seats now on sale at Hall Theater. ;
Lower Floor $1.00 and $1.50
Hear it for yourself
the phonograph which
amazed all Columbia
ARE you one of those who believe that no phono
graph can match the voice of the living human?
An astonishing discovery awaits you like the thousand
Columbians who attended the George Wilton Ballard
recital.
Thomas A. Edison gave his
famous Tone-Test last Tues
day night in Hall Theatre.
He had Mr. Ballard sing in
direct comparison with the
RE-CREATION of his
voice by the New Edison.
Music lovers were complete
ly baffled. Their ears were
unable to distinguish the RE
CREATED voice from the
living. You have never heard
any phonograph that ap
proaches the New Edison. It
RE-CREATES not only the
musical notes, but every elus
ive quality of tone and color
which identify the original
artist.
. 2&NEW EDISON
" The Phonograph with a Soul"
Come in and hear the identical instrument
which was used Tuesday evening. Make
v tne Sreat discovery for yourself.
Parker Furniture Co.
16 N. 10th St.
Columbia, Mb.
The instrument used In Tuesday's Tone-Test is the regular model
which sells for ?285 (in Canada, ?431), It is an exact duplicate of tte
Laboratory Model which Mr. Edison perfected after spending Three
Million Dollars in experiments.
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