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THE COLUMBIA EVENING -MISSOURlAN, WEDNESDAY; NOVEMBER 3, 1920
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cerdingly entertaining performance. ffolden. ',.
D. U. Rolmrlt. as chairman of lie cbm-1 C..ET Fox and ou. TTilliam, left this
miller In charite of "Hoop La. did much moraine for Miami. Fla.
lo malr the show a success.
UNIVERSITY NEWS I
Hay Emerson, a student in the School
of Agriculture returned Kriitay from
Warrcnshurir, where ho was sent by the
dairy department to mate f.Ecial tests nf
t Judge James E. Comlridi, an attorney
rt Kansas uiy anu a lucmuer ii we
Vlioanl if Curator of the University vvas
inenU).naml,Louncil for the Heceivers
of th- Nrcet Railway.
The ho)s of University High Jvliool
Hilt have to stay out of pool hails and
stop smoline: ciEarrlts. Principal W. F."
Knux uuth tltat fearnirig to the h) in a
torture at the sclrucl.
Mjvt Salome. Cnmstoik. ho lias Iteeu
in charge of the Government Seed Test
his Ijhoratory here, lias been aliened
to ill laboratory at GJJege Slali.m, Tex
as. .Mis Bertha C llite Hill come froir
Mastuuston, p. C to tale cliarge of iIk
The member- or ih Caldwell Cminf
Club eipect ti present each of the si
ljh schools in tlte county with a copy c
the Savitar. Tliey lwpe in this way t
intere-t the hi?lt school students in th
A meeting of tlte Audrain County Clu
Has IiHrl in Lovry Hall Momlay afte
i,oon. Mi" Edna BicMe), of Mexico, w
tinted correspondent of the clulu Th
duty of this office is to inform tlie Au
dram -County iepaper renaming th
various thing (lie club is doing;.
1L llanier. Moulton 16 in the Col
le(''if Aejfiiilture, who lias liecn selling
life insuranccln Chicago for the lrori
dent laffaiKl-Tnist.iCii, Has recent
elected d memlier of the executive com
nultce cf the Life Underwriters Asso
elation , df -X3i ica to.
.iiajor I, r- jiinn rcsumeu ins eon
nun of the UJfl.jTC. Field Artdler
vcslcrday afternoon, after heing ahsen
ibrrrveral vveelji in Des Moines, la., i
connection, with an army examinatio
board. Tlte newl) appointed major n
ceived many congratulations on hi re
A meeting of the team leaders of th
Mctltodfet Studrut organization Has heK
Monday night at Jvtelliodist bludent Head
quarters. A meeting nf the entire 151
members of the organization lias beei
railed at "JirjrVHork Thursday evening
11 ss.a.Lustn4 meeting ami Hill close at
8 attack. .
Announcements Here received here
this weeL from .Mr. and Mrs. Arthur M.
Campbell telling of tlie birth of a son.
Walter McClure Campbell Oct. 20. l!a
Campbell Has formerly Miss !izabetl
McClure. nho tool her A. IE Segrce i.
It. She Has a member of" the Plii. Jill
Eororitv. Mr Camnhell toot Inside .
Igrce of A. IL and 11. S. in EdueaUoaJa"
EaclTMember of Giit Did Part
Willi Fini-h Is Verdict
. of- tlie "Firsr
125 PERSONS TOOK PART-
Show Gomljines Min-4rolry, Mu
sical, Comedy, Vaudeille
'and Revue Tonight
"Iloop-La" and the presidential ch-clion
vied with each other in claiming tlie in
terest of tlie audience nhich filled the
Hall Theater last night, at tlie opening
Performance of the minstrel sI-oh, given
Under the auspices of the Columbia Lodge
B, P, 0. Bits. Between tlie acts, when
return wcte announced by Sidney Rol-
"as, tne presidential election lield the
center at ihcsiage: but Hhen. the. slow
was on agatn,"IIoop-La" hjs the tenter
of jntefesf for all. r
"I came Iho hundred miles to see this
show," one woman Has heard to sa), "but
It'a '-cell north it." The entertainment,
which Is a combined minstrel, musical
comeay, vaudeville and revue. Has put on
In anrofe.$ioaa manner. Eacft member
of tlie cast of 123, nhich included I'm-'
versUi and college students. FJls and
Other, business men. did Ins or. hen mrt
wilbrfinisli, and shoned the efticieht traml
leg jwbich lias been given, by tlie direc
tor, Ofaul Landwer. Tin littery and
cost-jkting. furnisheil by the Joha llogers
Producing Company which Mr. LaDiJwcr
repreents, were effective.
S,MrnrN the cnrtitN vypjT.n
Aitbe curtain ri-cs. the lAilori ittd
sailor mascots, costumeil in while raidd)
suits) and dark ties, and sealed on eiiher
tide ol Captain CnritKt of tlie ship llacp
La. make an attractive scene. Charlev
Lowrance and Uarretr Coglizerasllouml
htad Henry and f liinbone Sam are stars
from the time they male their unexpect
ed appearance, walking down the aisle
from the bacL of the auditorium, until the
curtain goes dawn on act one. J. Hoi-
land JUcComli juwlXarl Sclmltz as BljckJ
as aim vvraK traru logcio-r win ine
cannibals, give the'iwo end"rrfeti ecel
lent support; and Harry'Mann as Cap
tain Crockett is well cast in the role tf
interlocutor. Miss Helen WilLins as
Queen Mygollygosh and Emit Nathan as
the canndial chieftain, do their best wotk
in the finale to act one, when thev sing
and nance, to the "High llrown Rabies
BalL" Miss U'illms smiles at her audi
ence as if it's great fun being quern of
A caaonbal isle.
Harold Cauli'in. in lus "Dance of the
Tverruus Foot," equaled rnanv profes- E. A. Trowbridge, head of the- animal
sioaal clog artists, while Jerry Waddtu luubando department, of thei College f
Miss Emmaline Smith left llu's morning
for Lexington Kyu where she will make
bet borne with a sfster.
Mr. and Mrs. P. Spclmin of Columbia
left this morning to visit their son, M.
A. Spelman. near Clark, Mo.
Joseph Janoiuek, proprietor of the
Janousek Art Shop, is ill at his home,
jsurjerirlg with a nenoiis break).
Mrs. Linnie LaForce ot Ontraua ana
Mrs. J. II. Potts of Springfield,' re the
guests of Mrs. 1. I). Wle. SOS llinkon
Miss Nan Snmmcrs, a reporter on the
'Capital News." returned to her home In
Jefferson City1 today after visitm friends
in Columbia. .
The Wo sen's Mis.s(nary Society of
'he BroadwavMeiliodiMt church will serve
lis annual chicken pie dinner un Novem
ber 18, .
IN MILK PRICES
R.B. Price, S;ellslReii j '
of ?mce At the University
srlever In his dance, "Statum Vaut- .Agmulturev jiasiiesji "askeiT to act 'Isr o dairy 1
IZ Miss Frances Zimmeriaanin Jive siockjeiige at lUe-Louisiana Llvr J tityiwith
g and,'njnKlL.JDilmjkd 1 trlha on business this morning.
the goap grjrej.uf 4ho au-4.11. IL Gray went to Mexico this morn
singing. "Everybody Calls MjJ uoney
ivad-'Bo troume in getting enthusiastic
applause and Miss Verna Kline received
several enebnres with her song, 1 Don t
Have. lo Die to go to Heaven." The Old
Fashioned Carden," sung by Floyd" Barn
'ban and chorus wis ir pleasing Contrast
to the other musical numbers.
' roLLrcr etuis ts cast
.Stephens and Christian College girls.
In varied colored evening gowns, madcnj
attractive chorus m inc. opening feature
of pirf two. In thiunasical comedx.num
ber entitled. "In Melodjr Lane," Harold
Cauldtn took the solrrpart and the dane.
intc together, with tne song, "I'd Love
To" was well reiv--d byline audience.
The feature, in O'ldeh Miss Virginia
Rodgers appeared, waone of the most
successful of he prformancc, In ibis
number entitled, "Song. A DancA
Smiled Miss Itodgcrs and Kenneth ilage.
man accompanmi ifvyrink illusion ai
tne piano, sang
their way into the grvtjl gtires
dienoei Their song ""Some Pretty Day'
was one ol the hits ot the evening.
ArA Rnffers as KiDf Ifemn?. Tom
ADen'as Saloon, li. EfWale and W. W:1
, Carth.ia.s the royal -Jnih-rjaers in the
EgypBan Travoty, must he seen in or
der tbbe appreciated, for their panto
mine'act was one of the cleverest parts;
of the,, performance. "Kismet," sung bjj
Miss Ruth CiQin was one of the liest mu
sical Aimbers and the Egyptian, ballet is
the most difficult and most effective of
all the group dancev
WtDOl-vC SCINE A HIT
A take-off on the marriage, ceremony,
clevfrly arranged to the syncopated
rhythm of "In the Lovin Land of Jazz"
with, Johtf Mdler. Vs, the bride, Harry
Minn as the bridrgrpW, and John Kan.
dolphjis the ehapIainKwt.uM he,an5attrac.
lion to" any vaudeville bill.
TTjtfi. "all for a dime ten trms." Ber
nard Jflunt as Fulla Bunk, -the barker
xnao'itf tfje, Barnbam and Bailcdliay'Side
snott, introduced llie freaks and scientific
wonders among whom were: Forest
Thomas, V. W. CattK Tom Allen, jH).
Bfirian. Eugene Cox. J. F. Shuraake
and W. II. Brascllon. Th difet'tiCMr
Lndf assisted Emmrtt Smith, as
Madame Quack le Duck, in a series of
mind-iesdinjc feau. which, jngedier with
the finale cliorus, in which jl5 enlire east
appeared, make a good climax i an ex-I.Vm..'
'StockShowMitld at Shreveport, Louis!
anaT from October 22 until November 7
The judges are to make their decisions
during the latter part of the show, con
srguenlly ft was nut neceary for Mr.
I rov. bridge to leave before last .Monday.
jcperimenls Are Being
ducted to Solc the
vTien you and I were rfuilc young of
not at alt in ihfe early dayaoPthe Uni
versity of Missouri, there, was a reign of
mice, and one graduation when diplomas
were awarded lo syne tnf li.wljo had not
so much as a common cIi-J. education!,
K. B. Price, president of the Boone
County National Bank, whrt hat just turn
ed eighty-eight, remembers thai time and
tells about It.
"During the war of the rebellion hack
In the sixties I don't rcmemberittt what
year, Ceneral Merril with a cavalry
regiment was stationed hem to keep
southern sympathizers from crnssinithr
river ami joining Gen, Sterling Price, and'
to break up organizations of Ikv in the
brush, The regiment made the Univcr.
Uity iheir barracks and tflliUeil iheir
j horses lo the trees, '.V licauliful grme of
(trees it wasas. fine a growth of forrsV
try a I have seen. Most f the trees
lilt, hickory, elmSaekbrrrv, walnut and
sugar nujile, were barked b) tlu- boVes
and had to be used for GrewtaxC Tliei
officers had their headquarlerst in . ilie
All nran Debaiing Society room o
whicL organization I bitleve 1'nVlhej.oId-
est living memlier, and the roomI the
Union Uterary Society next In it was
used as a batile for the hiikhwhackrs.
Not hiving mougli rof.iiu.ihe soldiers
Lave moc,k graduation. He presided
and lo the chapel of the old Academic
Hall that was then standing, full cere
monies' of gr'duaucn were gone through
with "and the soldiers were awarded
diplomas. These are the only shy di
plomas thai have over gone out from this
"Tlie next year the war liad ended and
when it came time for graduation there
were no JipromSsj Tli president of tlie
school got a Hungarian', one Alexander,
who as one the best draftsman that
ever 'bent over? drawing deskto draft
some liand-omc ones. When hrt had
nishnL.bis work was vi perfect that it
was a!mot imfiossible to tell the di.
plomas from the original.
"The Ifiiivrrsily brought suit against
the regiment for lids needless destruction.
I well remember lettifviugin our defense.
We recovered a few tltoiuand dollars, but
not one-tenth of the value of th
geological specimens destroyed."
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Milk prices have taken another, de
ded ib-op in Columbia. From 20 rents
n quart in Augut it came, down l"!,,,,., tlu-ir liarracks to live geology
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j cents in September and is now sell
g for 14 cents per.iraart.
the reason given is the same, as he
re, that, iv an excess supply of milk
.used b excellent jwstureo ami on ,in
department. Tlie soldiers did hot have
muck In Mo hut amu-e ihemelveA diuik
ing aril pb)ing tanN. ITlitnps were
strewn in wild confusion, crumbs col
lected'ani) the mice came. Thcr" got m
ease in- the number ol farmers wlio.jy lnj, at(. tu. Jalicls ,on the
ing milk la town. Tint is will go j geological sseimens rnllcstcd fn.m, all
ighrr soon vis the statement of local (over rite Hale, classified and arranged in
urvmen. Uieap corn and a general 'aeenrdance with the geidogiial slrau of
the state; Willi the labels ftioveJ show- '
ing whfrc tlie srecimens had been rather.
led, wliat strata of rock they belonged to
sad giving a description of ir.'-tllf valurK
of the collection was pracliuallt drstror'
ed. Not vflenf with this, ilie soldiers
dumped the collections intn wagons and
tseil them for damming up branches.
"This, however, did not mark the ex
tent of their derructurenc. Some of the
nrn found the draner in Hlneh the tin-
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Extra Special - Men's Brogues
Rrown Nonvcgian Calf Brogue Shoes. Regular Price $17.50, "n:3uced
,0 ,. 314.50
Regular Price 316.00, reduced
" i , 813.50
Urown Norwegian Calf Brogue Oxfords.
kIihc in the pricr of olhcr Jfted. ill
txbabljr kcrp u from reaching tbc price
Tlie prrvnt lair of 11 crnU U tnn
wist prirt? diargcil for milk la to
art. Other flair) products hare fJtown
corrrf-pondinp ilrop with mi)L Butter
i tiling fat 62 rents a pound, a JO
cr cent drop in the last two eelu.
he butter market i largely rontrolled
y ouHiile shipments the milk market
y the local supplj
The dairy situation in ivtrthern states
i atTrrting the prict of milt In St,
auis and Kano Clir. arcnrduiff to
1, is.ai'iti fciavuai" u"U iiaiiaiu. . , . . ,
.-m. II. F. Re!.I. director U the yui-.man. but ncveriheless. he suggested iherf!9??. '? VY ' CSm, f '
ersiry larm aairy iicra. rvormauj, tne(
uge condensarfes localed' in the north-1
rn states furnishes .1 market for the I
lairymen of 'that section. Tlie conden
aries have shut flown now iuc to an
ivcrsupply of cotdensd mdk. Tbey
an for several months on a war basis
ntil tthcy filled their' storerooms with
n uninarkrlahle, product. Many shave
jeen fofcctl -hrto-hajkrupiry.
Experiments are Leing conducted in
he eastern states with a view to solving
he feed problem Sawdust is being fed
used diplomas were kept and took theufj
.. t ; . .-! v ti re t 'l
to uemriuiu tjuioiiri .lucurii VTmii id
command. Colonel Schaclfer ,was a
(j'nivcrsily graduate himself, a Harvard
herda which supprjpNW Yolk
ilAINLV ABOUT PEOPLE
j B.W, Fry of Columbia left this morn
ing for St. Louis on business.
Li- Buinelt of Columbia went to
Montgomery Cty this morning.
Mr. and Mrs. B. W. Lucas left this
J morning for Chicago.
i. ic summers ot lolumbia vernt ta
Sturgeon today on business.
Jr K. O Ueeron went lo Mineola. Mn.
today in the interest of the Y. M. CA. I
tki. Cl me. t 1 -f
i,liiuu -iirarer, liu iio-srinaiy lauc,
leff'this morning for Mexico.
Fxank Pane of Columbia left for Cen.
Mrs, Catherine Wceks who has been
visiting at the Alpha Phi house for the
wcek-eniL has fetamedlto lier homo in
e Selling your Magazines
Phone 392 Will Call
Klass Com. Co.
S; K. C,
fil).jwilh mHU Of course it ij nit
ircunary savaust nut a retued t)persuch
is any respectable cuw would demand.
The sawdust is mixed with dilute sol
phuric. acid and put under heavy steam
pressure. The processchanges part of
the sawdust Into sugar and the rest is
made eatable. It is called "hirolued
cow feed." ,
Just what the outcome will be can
not be determined at this early stagfc
of the experiment The Wisconsin Ex
periment Station is also making tests
with the sawdust. t
W. W. Swelt au Instructor in feeding
at the University farm, had not heard of
these tests. "J shall certainly be glad
to learn more about it," he said.
'' Imperial Tailoring Co.
caning. Pressing, Dyeing and
Repairing a specialty. Work call
ed for and delivered promptly.
"Satisfaction guaranteed. .
17, N. 8th St. Phone a&White
Two years' teaching in
N6rmal Department of
New England Conserva
tory, Boston, Mass.
Phone 1257 Black
16 Elvira Bldg,
Worryyour Kead off
if you want; to
Hut if you're wnse. Joull forget all your
busincs worries after' business hours.
Shake off your troubles when the whistle
blows and you shut up jour desk for
iheldav. Come to Koocbts Milliard Par-
Brown nu.ia Cilf Plain English SliOesT Regular Price SlJoO, rwluc-?
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Broun Russia Cjir Wing Tip Shoes! Regular Price S14.00, rcducrtf
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Eery pair of lli'e-c slirfci'arc Extra Cootl Quality and the Styles aro, the
Netct. It will pay you to.al least investigate this offer of Stylish, High
Grade Shoes .it tin big saving in price. " "
iJ billiards, o pme ever Invented gives
jtnere pleasure and nothing is more rett-
fil, than 'art hour or so spent over a
bjlliaril table. '
':Bdoches Billiard Parlor
1 rlThtrl- Gretc Wccji Cterk"
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The Cost of
a Hole in
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Tiger Taxicab- Company
Dance and Party Calls a Specialty
. Phone 1199.
Day and'NijttlSv'rwce AH Big New Cars
The Faraoii& Shoe Shiner a the
Tiger Barber Shop
Will Shine" Shoes on Sunday
From now on we expect to stay open on Sundays
"Htnry Skhvs on Sunday"
MMENTmG.uporvthe rise in the price
V of gasoline, a man who is unfamiliar
with petroleum production writes:
x , "The Lord, who put -the oil in the
earth, charges no more for it than he
eVer,did.. It comes for nothing out
of the ground-when you-dig a hole."
This-is true, if it comes out of the ground
without Jielp. The greatly increased cost
lies in digging the hole, casing Rearing for
, the oil when it comes out, and transporting
"-and handling it on its way to the refinery.
Petroleum Age in'its September issde says:
' "' "The cost of drilling',and equipping a well
' at the present scale of prices for material
,andJabor runs fromjHveThOTsanrJDolrara''-
for, a shallow sand pumper to-6eventy five
Thousand Dollars for the deep wells- A
, general average-covering the entire country
would run abouUTwenty Thousand Dollars
per well." ) ' ,
One itenvrrhicb. tjofutt oyerlooked is te cost of dnl--
Jing weja which fail , to produce oil. It is estimated
"" that frtpt 20 to 30 ercent-of all wells put down arc
, Yet. in jpite.otail iliscijuraserneats, which included
shortage of easinp- djfliailties of transportation, and
the increasinK expense bf labor, en JaJy 31st, 17X1,
there were eleven thousand jrelUdnlling cr lmdcr vvay
j ' ewt of the' Rock? Mountains, wth completions" aver-
ajing about three thousand KeUs A month. Prtibahly
thirty-six thousand wells will be completed during1 1920.
The total erpenso iodudinn investment in dnWinz
tools, lease equlprnentJsad later, is roughly estimated
at one billion dollars.
, Deducting two hundrfd fifty million dollars (25 per
cent) for salvage on equipment susceptible cf. further
use, the net investment in,new production for the
year will be seven hundred fifty million dollars.
It Is apparent that 03 dies cot come "for nothing out
of the ground." v
Oil Is usually discovered in. spots remote frcm rail
-. centers. The coat of pimpinz and transpcrtinR tt to
the refinery Js heavy charge. At the refinery charges
begin to" pile up, for reining otl is a true manufactur
ing process involving asplkahoa of chemistr)', the use
ot pedahzed machinery, and humanlabors
All of these factors add to the cost of a product which
Nature has given us.
The Standard OQ Cosxatry (Indiana) harbecti tte&I
fastly applying tlte trined power f its organuation
to Increisiagtne yielded gasoline lroui crude, and in
achjeving econossea tf targe scale operations in refin
ing anddistribirtiBg- iti producu.
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Quality, style, and every
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We can also give you ah ex
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