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n PACE SIX THE COLUMBIA EVENING MISSOURIAN, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1922 THE COLUMBIA EVENING MISSOURIAN I,uM'"'4 rrr ruE eittpt Swniij hi lb lMfamJi I ntlMiaf Amocuimm, lac. iJ Is. Um H.H. lIxXu. Miwosn. of calcii antl-nus;, but not at the expense cf cur repect and admiration ior the suf fering street clock. IjIMso 10ll0. Misatn 3 im. 6 m. I ,. ." CirW II.O l! ttttl jij l cr 7J uo i .fr f-ial. ....... ... I.S S-JQ -50 Mmttf utt Bgma Grcs!jtoa fr,,4 $4Yn4 Ola U3 Matter f . - otirtj Z3 . INFLATED IMAGINATIONS T- otrican people as a whole are Hilfcring frera inflated imagination. Tiey have writrtn and pictured and titLed tbcrne!.c, into believing that they Equation f to' "d jrirl,' club' THE MAN' BEHIND RALLY DAY To Charles E. Nortlicult. D-xine Coun tr's superintendent of school, is due rraie for the success of Kail Day. This dav, e: aide for all rural students to t gather in Columbia, has been an impetus ' to better schools ucii as Eoone County' Lad not received in nun year, j Since his selection to oSce. Mr. North- cult has raied the standard of all rural schools in the county by adopting a uni- form opening date, by encouraging the or- far Colonial Type of Houses Is v the Most Popular in (luiribiaftoTirjhaT I this sear arc: Td the (square dames kPI be given at the mass 'CAMPUS EVENTS ARE FILMED Imretin. which i to flrf rimmm- at 1 - t7 o'cl.jct Photographer Gets Pictures of Pad- are to be given the ben freshman i are act only the m.,-1 propero-.s country abIi,h!ng ' uniform system of grading fJ on tie face of the globe, bn one cf the I mo-t properou that the world has ever r-rcn. Frem the moving picture flashed upon the -creen it would seem that this I f- a land flawing with riches if no! kith mill and hjne) ; from the prices dcmand-H cf ffT nt.onlv the luxcrie" but for the very peeessities of life results the almost ircnrvJiate impression that money literal ly is 15 - cju as dirt. It i. necessary for such a thing as a IJ3K Bill to Lc brought up 0ccasi3na.lv inrorder that the people of the countnj nsy realize cxactl) the financial condi- P tioa cf th:r republic ina-much as the fvAtkn of tfy- government is ultimately and by lending constant encouragement to the teachers In the rural districts, The United Stales may be a bad coun try, hut foreigners are paying $1,000 each to get smuzgled in. 5i THE BACK SEAT is. 1,11... i... ..til. ;, -'l .J,m I. ! resisting. '"- -- .", -.4. ... ..... ...UU..-7 . I'nrle loe ClTmon. T.- i,fr,n l"isT,. i t-eu (.-, tK.,il... tor, does not like ft eat. He savs that !-,."," , . . . I litvle- in houe varj" every few ears. ne caiy occupies me rowing cnair in Columbia, honever, has few the back part of an automobile. La MiJilu. f lli. r..r1M If.lf L.I p int tl'lianivil ' .11; (HVJ ,,-VJA. -,1'1(( vtrtite it is not meant to infer that the givcrnramt f th Unilwl States i bank rupt i'r in any immediate danger of bc- rvningsc'it is undoubted! true that gen rral imaginati.'n has inflated the treas ury to a richncs far beyond its actual t cwJilion. J .Muh .f the advocacy for the B'jnus ; Iiill cam-; frcm the mistaken idea that 5 the jovtrnm'nt was rich, that it had most ; if ibc gold in the world, and that the fnwerniwnt could well afford to spend five bitlin of it- many billtonK on its foM.cr. The dicIo4ire of the Secretarv (4 the Trcavirv that the Government had r nwney for such a purpoef muJ have J mprNtl IrandroN of thou-and-. I True rcpri: can never cxi-t in a I cjuMiy if it i baeil upon an illusion. Al that the t'nitcd States is a rrtion "wWi m7 to burn is a fallacy that will t r.t 1-ear llw light of w-imd rea-on. I'n j qte4ionabI. this country is Iietler off 1 finan'itllj Aan the war-torn countries of Europe. O-mparati'-e! peaking. it U in j sip-bjpe state. Uut that either th j Iwp!e as a whde or tlie government it ' scf have nuney for wanton extravagance is a c'lin.cra of the imagination. "I Me the humps at 87 vears, for the remind me of life," he says. Mr. Cannon is young at 87, for he lias taken without complaint the bumps of life which have come to him. There are men a half century younger than he wlw uo not have Mr CaimonVcouragc to go in. hi- enjoyment of life or hi- voulhful cnlhusia-m. Men at 37 are old l-cau-c the have not learned Ihw to meet di couragement, how to build in the face of disj-tcr. The folding chair is the mo-I preciriou- seat in the automobile. The car goe; smoothly along pa-t autumn hanet fields and pa-ture-, and one settle-, down tc enjoy the beaut of the -cene. Un warned, the occupant of the folded chair finds him-df precipitated again-t the door or onto the vat in front. Everyone el-e in the car is -till enjoving the -cene. apparent! unaware of the di-comfitur" of the occupant of the folding chair. It U tbi', which remind, Mr. Cannon of life. The moment one thinks himelf secure in the enjoment of living, he find him-elf confronted with a nc-. problem to solve. Jiccuse .Mr. Cannon has m-t . OUTIIEKN Colonial type of t itself to a variety of settings. As I worker on the .Iecoratin thirl b Vic- arclutrcture is in greater tav- tne cny or uiiumou nas no ( modern tor Karth Clotliing Co.; brush, cap, , J -or with the builders of the building laws to govern construction of ISkes & Broadhead Clothing Co.; clean. better class of homes in Co-1 residences, almo-t any kind of mater- cp, sweater. Jack Daily. To the fa-test lutcbii at this time than ever,ial may be used. Brick eaterjis pop-J sandwich maker the Newmsn Hardware before. Columbia has al-ular system of cheap construction here, Id. will give a Keen Kutter Razor. To wavs been partial to this as in mot Southern cities although it is the man pre-enting the bet ideas on ...!- a -i I...:t.I: !... mnrTmn.1 lir irrhirl- iTIb .- I . . I I .. I . i tf M" BjMtrj lurctraiions ivrcn fvuiirr pckri kniie, r fnmiaknrl'' If .. - II-. .1. - -J LT. t...t. .. u.. ,... ijjija luiunaic v-' attu tiitit uoiuc r Co. To programs, U aterman pencil, Geery Jewelry Co, and S1.50 credit at Mc.dam & Berkibile meat market. To the funniest dre-ed man of a couple, pipe. Ileibel's Pharmacy. To the best dressed man of a couple, full round, Lniversit) hop; be-t ilreed in dividual, complete trim up, liccreathn Barber Shop; bet dancer-, cake. Model lancers, "SI" guard !ry. Tu iLc group of square dancers. $5.00 in merchandi-c at Sireng's Bak ery and five gallons chocolate ice cream. Central Dairv. To the girl of the fun niest dre-ed couple, felt pi"01 cae, Mis-ouri Store, and box of delicate en. lunch, Hetaler's; bet drecd couple. J one pair satin boudoir slippers from Miller's and box of candy from Drug ' Shop; best dressed individual, two pic-! tures in co-tume at Pardons and a box I of candy from Coll'fe Inn; best danc-' er. fancy bath towel et by Strawn and .Mate and ukulele at Tavlor Muic Co.; be-t square dancer, silk 'lockings from Sapp's; prettiet gingham dres silk according to the habitual habit of car- noM: Irom Ln'i anu a uox OI canuy penters has preraileil to the discomfort I at ,ne Ia'ms- of the unlucky owner. Until the Califor-I stately type of building, but coademned by architect: "Southern Colonial is decid-'of brick facing, or Teneenn edly in Togue now," archi-""th brick, has been prohibited in New of -400", VvTiite Eagle Dairy tects and builders of this city'Vork where the idea originated. jthe best idea on programs, si). The dignity and simpli-j The best system of brick construction, cit of this order of archilrc-1 according to Harry !. Bill, architect, and ture i adapted to the need' of various i infractor in the art department in the buildings. The Country Club is almost , Univer-it, is the eight-inch brick wall a pure type of the southern colonial i with an air space. This s) stem of laying !yle. There are also .several fraternity j brick gives a surface both inside and out hou-es in Columbia in which the colonial 'of the flat side of the brick alternating detail predominates. i wh the end, in such a maarier as to oro- Uthcugh both the New England and,".de Hhat ' "tI'y a double wall with I Baker); bet quare d; the S-ulhern Colonial date back of the t,r SP3C "'" ongmalnl on the pm. l-inu-e) jewelry eracf Ceorge HI and Kevolulionary days, acinc.ijusi and iia- proved earthquake- u requires lewer cricks than tilings and Initiations. An unusual figure in the midst of all events that happens on the campus this) year it the motion picture photographer., Last Saturday he was out in the middle of Rollins Field while the sack racers tumbled all about him, and lie has -etj his machine up in every paddling line . that has formed so far. Initiation that involve special costumes and unu-ual; stunts draw him out at all hour, and he I is preparing to "shoot' the interior ofi the gymnaium tomorrow night at the! Banmarming. I Anyore having charge of a stunt thatj would film well should notify the Uni-i versity photographer, J. F. Barham, ori C. D. Lockwood, phone 264. SPECIAL SALE Sat., Oct. 21 Ladies' shopping bag and one pound of fresh roasted coffee, 98c. See Our Window.' Cut in and get a' cutting knife and a pound of our coffee $1.27 81c 44c. Our pop corn and peanuts are always fresh. We roast coffee daily. Orton Coffee Company 18 N. Eighth Street. the mot admired Ii-rre. Red or natural brick with a creamy-white trim is th tjiical fini-h for the colonial type build inp. Reproductions of the hardware n colonial da is to be bad itith- specimens of thit era of carpenter-deigned houses in tthicb the tawdry fret orV of wood a "nailed onto erer crincehable place about the hou-e. That thi cit hai es the old tle all. builders hae ieen lov to improte methods and have contented themehes ith repetition of models that in manv caes are far from comenient or economi caL A leading contractor of this cit) aid: We don't pay much attention to stjles, ne Ieae that to the architecL" Many perons do not realize, hofeeier, that an architect U not a luxury1 until after a poorly planned houe i lived in. The old haphazard vay of coniderinE a caped thl oerrnamental t)Ie in hous- houe as con-Uting of four fealls, a roof (.s i iiu uuuu. uur w iiir ijvi iiiji iuvi f a i umucu miii paniuons i f lli r.tiil'Trti' lir. !ti fkn Ann in the Jat tnentv car-. There are a. fer Iiouc here nhich represent the craze for the Ii -ion t)pr. nia bunaloM nas introduced, with its Th fiat root f th.- tpc ha- prmed tori man time and stepvjinj deuce for TO QUESTION FKEKSHT KATES h4 for Mi4iuri funwiT. Although ar-!lhe Iniu-ewife, tlw liou as built ac chitect if experience cendmn the bun-jcord.n? to the nliim- of the man. Hut Salon tT-c of residence for thit climate,, the fact that lln unman manage tin tliere are man) examples of this ;Ie of ' houv; ha been found to mean tint the hu-e in Columbia. It i pointed out j houw hou!d be con-lructcd to uit the tliat the bun-alo i rMrnluII a tpc of i needs of the woman. bwe for tropical or mi-tropical climate , Durin!: the M-a-on .,f lm,, Um.i i i . .... i '- ------.--.,. .....c . janu i pen-.re to heat in col.l climate, occasioned In high rents it wa, found b 5,1. is picture-que, howoer, and cheaper., eal e-Iate men that the arrangement of ... i.uii-:i.Kt uiai oiner ijpes. ; llw lieu-e ami not the out-ide appearance The little Engli-h hou-e with high- controlled the sale, other things heing pitched roof of medieial style lus found equal. ome faor in thi- cji. But next to the During the pa-l year more hou-es haie j Commission Will Inc-tif;2te Con- unions in in? isiuinweM. I Sy I jtirj rrsf. j Oklahomi Oty, Oct. 20. The Inter-j late CnmmTie Oimmi-ion will meet J here ctemher I, tu ine-tigate freight rales and con-ider making a-ked adju-t-menl. , Freight rat-- eii-:ing in Akran-a-, Kana. Mi .luri. Oklahoma and Texas will he considered h) the commi ion. The cau-e inohe- rate- on all cilsses cf commodities, except gram, grain pro duct, hav anl -traw, cal, lumber, cc- Southern O.loniaf tjpe, the m-t popular been ere-Icd in Columbia than for onv m""- LrlCk' ,lm": "3,1"- lT,'h,cd TurlT, hou-e with Columbian-, i- the Dutch Co- time. The cot wa from 10 to 13 per lonial with gambrel or curb rojf. This 'cent above the jear before. It is etimat wtll prup.rtionel type can be construct-, cd the co-t next year will be from 3 to eti cf brick, wood, or -tucco, and lends, 10 per cent greater than this jear. IMUMFOUI) SPEAKS OK I AKNV,lt.MIXG TIJADITION by Mi'rf Mary I'owcll. of the art depart' men! of the 51. Loui Public Library, and a ninil"-r if the Women's Adrer li-ing Club. ; Harvest Queen Will Be Named at j .Mass Meeting; Tonight Mary Cromwell of Kanas Cliy Iia- Dances on Program. propo-etl en ordinance to rid Kansas " fCii of careless nutori-t. A forfeiture -' u' ' girl- who were fatorol colton, colt.in -ee.I and it proIucte, oil ! and it product- and Ihe s! r TV Near Ea-t seem reair-f all the lime. to be getting OUK WOItm.ING INSTITUTIONS ' "ifow- comes ihe Nalional Barbers Sup jly, in convention aembW, and de- i cre-i Inc p2-ing of the barber pole; So liter more the truth i forced upon u t ibit the real danger to America lies nol in the ranting of the radical, but in the deliberate actions of the lery guardian of ome of our rao-t cheri'hed cu-tonw, tra- dilicn and in-titution. 1: ror what is more venerable an institu ' tPcn than the barber pole, and who is ' raore qualified to guard and protect it than the barber, whoe very name i ana- thema to the c!a-conciou radical? , True, it i; propo-ed to replace the '. barber pole with a red, while and blue barber clock, I--au-e the "customers want lo know it they hate time to enter the !jrb-r's chair." A good reason. A ptavsiMe rtavm. But wjll it work? , A for u, we can already detect some , pitfalls for the innocent and the unwary. ' I-rom our experience with street clocks, J iheir vsgaries and their periods of com- ( pVe stand-till, we are constrained1 to fear the worst. For what is to prevent the barber clock frouf beckoning to us wilh . the welcome news that it is ten minutes . till eight -ju-t time enough to shave be fore the tolling of the bell when it i realy one minute till eight? And even ( granting that the clock wilTbe faithful, what is to prevent, how-.can we guard against, an extra juicy story-, a more than ordinary loquaciousness on the part of ihe artist at the cliair, thus bringing tn naught the faithfulne. of ihe clock? Think of ihe missed train, the tardj rlaie, the fru-trated dales and worst of all, if we are overly time-sen-ed and Conscientious the incompleted or abbre viated barber tale! For all that i dear to u-, and lo jou, Mr. Barlirr. leave u our smooth, lieau- , tifu! and oceaiiinaliy revolting poles, and , let u tr.tinur cirr dear, haphazard way each situation squarely, conquered theiof driving license, heavv 6ne. and iail 'tn an invitation to -the Barnwarmin" difficulty and ma'tered himelf, he en-', sentences were proposed as punishment 're r'eent at the Ag Quh meeting ... .:j:- : .i.- mi: i.-- ..t.. i to 'i-sfj-ters and careless raotori't. VVeucesday nigbL A short.. eport was ra,..u,.6,,Ucii?.j1rTOW r ,. . . ,, . - t iv.iu uua vavu v t.it"- .uuiiUlilvTv:'. SIiC. Notice! We are the sole distributors of the St. Louis Post i Dispatch Old Subscribers will confer a favor by phoning- their name and address to the Hopper-Pollard Drug Co. The Rexall Store Phone 1414 , Haden Building' Wanted 10 boys to sell Sunday Papers Apply at Drug Store 9 a. m. Saturday can live anew the bumps of life -hich he! The value of products manufactured which all of the girls were taken heme considerably , and then ihe men met at the liothwell vmnasiura where ihej were addre ed rTvior o! stati-lics for'm Dean F. U. MumfunL who reralle,! cne gains; in Heeing Irom them he in- , the -IMe labor bureau. Mi-souri. he' the Ikirnwarmfnis of '"the ua4 finds plea-are in meeting and overcoming in -Mi"ouri in 12I vra considerably and T ? , . , ,. , , llovrer than in 1920, according to A. T.'Cvi In meeting the is-ue of life bravelv. In-. - r . .- .- i ' "-! tImon-ton. uprvior of stati-lics for'bv L bureau. Mi-souri, he' the Barnwarmings of "the pa4 and told I umps of life are three part joy and one part pain to him who i- unafraid. The exhortation "Trust e in the Lord' was evidently not substantial enough for J lh Oklahoma mini-ter who took two gun into the pulpit when he started to preach. Lnion in manufacturing. GOOD JAZZ. RECORDS MA Y BE BEST SELLERS evitahlv irapoveri'hes him-elf. The . a'''- rank- a- the eleventh 'tate in the, of their traditions. After the talk the work of stringing the wires for the bruh anil decoration was started. I The fir-t load of hru'h and leaves which was cut Wednesdaj. arrived at FOR THREE MONTHS'11 Onla,i"' rterda) morning. .n trie work ot decorating anil adding the NEWS OF THE STATE The Bank of Ironton, Iron Countv, which was closed September 8 by the stale banking department, was opneii for business Monday with a capital 'lock of $lo,000 and a surplus of $13,000. New capital ha been put up and unatisfac tory assets taken out, the state banking depa1ment explain-. Iiichard Toenne; or Boonvill-,- has been notified by "the Unite,! States Pat ent Office that a patent ha- Iieen grant ed him on a device that he has had lie fore the department for ome time. Anv- one smokine mav inhale a month full ,.f , ... smoke, gently puff it into this il.vice and! fifty moke rings will exude therefrom. It is especially suitable for adverli-ing purposes. Contrary to the contention of the mu- final touches were to be completed at 3 sicall) ari-tocratic, tlie fickle public does ' o'clock this afternoon. The decorated not tire of its popular songs overnight. gvmnaium will then be ojien for one At lea-t the fickle public of Columbia hour to vi-itor. doc not, but instead, retain them in fa- The Hand Queen will be announce! vor for the relatively long period of two tonight at the mass meeting ia the Lni- or three month, in pite of new records versilj Auditorium. Dean F. II. Mum bling i-ued twice a month h) makers! ford and Ira Mullinax, agricultural field of phonograph. i editor of the St. Louis Globe Democrat, Tlie song i- not on the crest of its pop-, will speak, ularity throughout this time, of coure,' "the orchestra which is to furni'h the according to a saleswoman in a local mu- mus;c at the Bamwarming will plaj, sic store, but there are sufficient calls ' and clog dances and old fa-hioned for it to insure its being kept in slock., Several compo-itions liava Iieen carried through the summer and slill are sung. The Daughters of, ihe American Kevo- lution in Mi-souri w'ant the stale to pur chase the old tavern at Arrow Bock in order to presene the historical building and relics. A provision was pacj by the Consti tutional Convention lat Fridav which would make it unlawful for cities of the first class in Missouri to allow public officers lo hold two public positions, with lh exception of notaries, justices of the peace and officers of the national guard. "Hot Lips' is one of lhee. It i not necessary to go out of town to hear something new. Uusally the lalcst thing in jazz i introduced by an orches tra at ome dance. Then the cutomer comes in and savs "I heard this at a dance lat night," and hums a phrase of the chorus. The clerk recognizes 'the tune and is able to produce the piece i wanled. Occasion!!; melodies heard at the movies are aked for, but this hap pens less frequently. New compositions are heard on the phonograph liefore they appear in sheet form. More dance records are o!d than an) other kind, and the foxtrot has al most completely eclinsed ihe wtt Haunting Blue," "Whenever I'm Lone-' some "Don I Send Me I'oies" "Early in the Morning" and "Why Should I Cry Over You?' are rro,i in vogue right . $1,000,000 to Loan in Columbia. The exclusive residential district in the tTet End of St. Louis i waging a fight ibis week against ihe hordes of uu-uiuic, mum .izve invaueti it. ine inecl became-such a pe-t that the rei-.I renreseni f ,t,. 1 .. i .ii.! dent, appealed to the cit) health com-1 building and loan associations in Mis-mis-ioncr for aid in killing them. Thetluti. 0.er $15,000,000 assets. Vhy mosqui.oe, were probably blown in b) . pa, rent, let us loan vou money to buv fall winds he a.d. and would not j or build a home or if ,ou would .Ul pread di-eae. The Ben Franklin Club, comiKw-,1 of a number of printers in St. Loui. will send an, exhibit on "Better Printing" to Itie annual convention of the Direct Mail Advertising Association in Cincin nati, next Wednesday and Thursday. The exhibit will be shown at the convention change jour loan lo a monthly pajment plan we can do that for )ou. No loan! loo large for us Weathers Realty Co. Phone 272. uuams fe r- mwf it ft e mM Topic it Shutting the Door on the Devil" WHEN grandfather shut the door and pulled in the latch string, Tris log cabin was secure. When grandfather said "Get thee behind me, Satan!" the matter was settled. In these days of swinging doors, skeleton keys and porch climbers, shutting the door doesn't always mean security. Modern life has made it harder to shut out the ordinary intruder and also has made it harder to shut out the devil. This lesson is a great eomfort to those who are lighting temptations. The application oj the story to modern life trill interest and help yea. Cone! mmFM& i IHMWffWV VtV. -7 HIHttWI ' hfcZHAflwF lOr-rnnFR :t an ideal tir -MW&L month to wsit San I . J , 4lWntr$ Antonio. i I XffjM ji, The weather is wond-- mPGSlVJ '"' sn'r- at Medi' nSEpy J Lake is a: i Lrt, and :!' flKS. years hunting is unusually SKScS'w S doves and other small aVvvJ5Cj Cafe being plentiful. nhWv The hotelj have been redec iJ 1 S 7 OIa!ei an( refurnished, and a JlzA are better than ever. W kL ) Reduced Fares No-id j 4 WM, J Tkiets vrith lloeril I'mlts I n Pjfii. - "and stop-over prlvlleces are J lAlil S- or 'c" Particulars asi VJLrjlJ L tteKatyAtent ) lWffTfo3fe. ""' ml ItiLl eX .e, 3aZ III m If Puhli'hcd in v If 'f iHtereit ofEltc- yi III II iT'ca Development by l Ij on Institution that will i t be helped by vchat- jj ill ntrhtlptthe jj v II Industry. J MfcrfrnmrnmiK lx&20lmmmX firm J ff 3 mil V9v III " mm ' HI mm Jleets Sunday 9:30 O'clock Cozy Theater Shoes. Which kind gets you there the quickest? Two college men were walking down the road, when a classmate whizzed by in his car. "Pretty soft ! " sighed one. Said the other, "I'll show him. Some day I'll own a car that's get his stopped thirty ways." The more some men want a thing, the harder they work to get it. And the time to start work ing such men at college know is right now. All question of classroom honors aside, men would make college count for more if they realized --this fact: You can buy a text book for two or three dollars, but you can sell it for as many thousand once you have digested the contents. This is worth remembering, should you be inclined to the self-pity which social comparisons sometimes cause. And anyway, these distinc tions are bound to be felt, even though your college authorities bar certain luxuries as un democratic as perhaps they are. The philosophy that will carry you through is this: "My day will come and the more work I crowd into these four years, the quicker I'll make good." Astern Electric Company Since 1S69 makers and distributers of eleetnza! ejarpmatt V I ; - Cs ! fi'naisr 23 tfa i.t.Vj f