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gftK^tW. makesTraveung ———---------------------- Is the "North-Western Limited" Leave Minneapolis '.';-.. 8:00 p. m. Leave St Pau1......... 8:35 p. m. Arrive Chicago.. ..."j ..;... 8:55 a. m, ' ¥: A prominent man writes: "One cannot board the 'North- Western Limited' without being deeply Impressed with the magnificence and splendor of Its appointments. It Is a veritable moving palace and the dining car is especially worthy of-praise." ALSO, the NORTH-WESTERN LINE runs more trains and carries more people into and out of Minneapolis; St, Paul and Chicago every day, than any other railway line. - Tlnl/ftf Oft IAAA. . MINNEAPOLIS, 600 Nicollet Aye! IICK6T 1 CBS ST PAUL 382 Robert street . "ww" ( UNION DEPOTS BOTH CITIES. '' 7 STILL TO THE FORE Andy Call Holds His Place Another Day. Votes Will Not Be Counted Again Until Saturday. $5.00 ON SUBSCRIPTION, 1000 VOTES. $4.00 ON SUBSCRIPTION, 600 VOTES. $3.00 ON SUBSCRIPTION, 400 VOTES. $2.00 ON SUBSCRIPTION, 250 VOTES. $1.00 ON SUBSCRIPTION. 100 VOTES. FOLLOWING IS THE STANDING OF THE CONTESTANTS UP TO 4 P. M. THURSDAY: ANDY CALL, Policeman. St. Paul. MISS ELIZABETH HUNT, Fergus Falls. Minn. MISS NELLIE SUTHERLAND, Austin, Minn. . . MISS NELLIE KELLY. St. Charles, Minn. ~ MISS MAMIE SEWARD, Emporium, St. Paul. GEORGE VACHON, Wahpeton, N. D. MISS MARGARET M'CARTHY, Golden Rule. St. Paul MISS MAYME HANDRAN, Mannheimer Bros., St. Paul. MISS HARRIET W. AUSTIN, West Publishing Company, St. Paul. ROBERT COLE, Associated Press, St. Paul. MISS CLARA NORCOT, Teacher Irving School, St. Paul. MISS KITTY GRAHAM, Guiterman Bros., St. Paul. PETER CARROLL, Policeman, St. Paul. MISS SARAH MAHON, Teacher Longfellow School, St. Paul HENRY W. HIRT, Browning, King & Co., St. Paul. W. W. STACK, Bannon's, St. Paul. MISS MARTHA ERICKSON, Field, Schlick & Co., St. Paul. ROY TYLER, Finch, Young & McConville, St. Paul. "*"*• '"'-"'. MISS LIZZIE GOOD. Northwestern Telephone Company, St Paul MISS NELLIE PETERSON, Red Wing, Minn.' JOHN TRACY, Chicago Great Western Railway, St. Paul. HORACE EASTON, Noyes Bros. & Cutler, St. Paul. C. HERMAN, Lindeke, Warner & Schurmeier, SL Paul. RUTH LINCOLN, Fergus Falls, Minn. MISS LULU HUMMEL, 808 Ohio Street, St. Paul. MISS ETTA DEE, Golden Rule, St. Paul. WILLIAM L. CLI FT, Great Northern Offices, St. Paul. LOUIS MICHAUD, Michaud Bros., St. Paul. MISS JOSIE POWELL, SI. Peter, Minn. MISS NELLIE DOW, Teacher Lafayette School, St. Paul. JOHN BOLLINGER, Golden Rule, St. Paul. - MISS ETHEL T. HOSTETTER, Northern Pacific Offices. St. Pay' MISS MARIE THURSTON, Northern Pacific Offices, St. Paul '* JAY BABCOCK, 441 East Page Street, St. Paul. MISS HATTIE M. M'KENNY, Omaha Offices, St. Paul. WILLIAM J. ELLIOTT, Northern Pacific Offices, St. Pau» - MISS GRACE O'BRIEN, Emporium, St. Paul. -. '" MISS MINNIE FINK, Faribault, Minn. MISS BTELLA HOLMES, Mannheimers', St. Paul CHARLEY MUESSELL, Westby's Drug Store. St.. Paul. HERBERT STUBBS, Omaha Offices, St. Paul. MISS MINNIE DELL, Bannon's, St. Paul. MISS IDA RANSOM, St. Peter, Minn. BEHRENS SLOGGY, Associated Press, St. Paul. MISS M. ADELINE DOW, Red Wing, Minn ALVIN SELL, Red Wing, Minn. \ SAMUEL HOEFER, Gladstone, Minn. IVOR D. FRYCKHOLM, Great Northern Offices, St Paul JOHN H. FERGUSON, Northern Pacific Offices, St. Paul' MISS BESSIE NUTTING, Faribault, Minn. GEORGE A. WATSON, Great Northern Offices, St Paul THOMAS GAMBLEY, Bannon's, St. Paul. AGNES SMITH, Yankton, S. D. WALTER MACKEY, Street Car Motorman, St. Paul. AUGUST LINK, Street Car Conductor, St. Paul. ~ BENJAMIN KAUTERMAN, 310 Smith Avenue, St. Paul THOMAS RANDALL, 419 Iglehart Street, St. Paul. MISS MYRTLE TRACY, 140 East Robie Street, St. Paul LEWIS LAN DON. Fourth and St. Peter Streets, St. Paul JOHN W. GALLAGHER, M. & St. L. Railway Offices, St. Paul MISS MARIE BAUR, Mannheimer Bros., St. Paul. MISS MARY M'QUADE, Mannheimer Bros., St. Paul. WILLIAM SCHOCH, 298 East Seventh Street, St. Paul. J. W. COOK, Kunody & Forsell, St. Paul. MAX HAZENBECK, National -American Bank, St. Paul GEORGE R. BECKER, Becker's Drug Store, St. Paul. On the Florida MMUSSSSSa^^J^^ ~-: * — '. w"% ___• amW^aa* ___ East Coast Tai a .^?? w,ll, an the ereatost system of winter hostelries anA Pleasure spots In America- We can tell you all abouHliem. such tao^it qiere ' and Wi" be g! *d *° arknge all details d. mTtCKET OFFICES: 480 ftttert Stmt _-_ Union 0«9«t. t. m. BUC6, tt. W. *». A St. (*■!, sUm. **H_l The "Burlington '.QfcH* Umited'' daily at 8:40 p. ra. THE ST. PAUL GLOBE. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1903. \ JPOP e-T\*s^BWfe !- : H ."■'■■".■■:".- . -■• 'X-.:'':-:: S-v.- ?*-^-.'.,- :'.v v'f-'-.;--j'J-"-- f ■-■V-'-^f-V.-'._- \-:.:'■... WAS GREAT SUCCESS St. Paul has reason TO BE SATISFIED WITH Christmas While Congratulations Are in Order, a i Word of Admonition .Is Given to I- Mothers Regarding the Liberty They Allow Their Little Daughters. - And now it is all over, the house is quiet, the tree * has a melancholy droop, the eyes are out. of all the woolly lambs, arid many "a doll Is headless and crippled. But what difference does it make? We have had a good time, haven't we? And, better still, we have made' some other people have a good time. "Christmas this year was a great success, in spite) of -the fact that in .many homes there has been sickness and sorrow. One reason of the suc cess, of the great day was because there was so much done for those who have little. The orphan asylums and various charitable institutions ..were laden down with good cheer, and many a heart- has had a load of care lifted by somebody's thoughtfulness. ,v _^. Apropos of nothing at all, some of the mothers are coming for a scold ing on this page today, and as we have a very tender spot for mothers it is an extreme case. which occasions any severity toward them. From the windows of the woman's . department, of this paper, for the past few weeks, little girls are to be seen every day going about the streets alone, and it is because fof this that we desire to scold. Girls who cannot be over five or six are to be seen trudging along, carrying - mandolins and other musical instruments, going into large buildings to take a lesson. Now, mothers/this Is all wrong. Little girls should never go on the down -town streets alone, nor should they go to strange teachers for lessons alone at any time. Even.girls of twelve and thirteen should not be allowed to do It; but that mothers will allow little children scarcely larger than babies to go down alone, into buildings alone, and " heaven knows where alone, is past belief." But they are doing it right here each day, and can be seen any afternoon. The wom an who does not know any better than to allow this is not fit to be a mother. If there is any. mother who doubts this statement, let her pay the wom an's department a visit some afternoon and see the tiny girls who go into a certain building with mandolins under their arms . almost as big as them selves. ":x-€yy:: "'"■'•'■>'. i fharuu^ MAINLY ABOUT PEOPLE; Miss Messner, of the Angus, gave a large Christmas dinner yesterday in honor of Miss Chittenden and Mr. Cop pock. The guests were the bridesmaids and ushers of next week's wedding. v ::■■ yyyiJ.--~. . - •■ * * * . '*7' ; Mrs. Archibald Guthrie, of Summit avenue, -is spending Christmas in Cleveland, Ohio. >i: v - ■.-•"■■'•■ Mrs. J. M. Mac Donald, of Holly ave nue, is spending Christmas in New York. ABOUT PEOPLE AND THINGS. An interesting little sentence in Philip Stuff's "Anatomic of Abuses" shows that in spite of the acknowl edged extravagances in dress which the modern woman indulges in she Is really rational when compared with her Eliza bethan sister. The -"Anatomic of Abuses," describing the appearance of a party of women of those days who had been caught in a shower of rain, says: "Then their great ruffes strike sayle, and flutter like dishecloutes" about the necks of the "poor drowned rattes," in spite of their "supportasses or under props of wire covered with gold thread, silver or silk." A proclamation against the wearing of great suffs was issued by Queen Elizabeth in 1562. ' A favorite entertainment of the gild ed youth of London, according to a writer, is the" smoking party, at which they display to each other the latest FASHIONS FROM VOGUE ._[ ..'^ _ Prepared Specially for THE GLOBE. . l_l-ll.a-.or fl-ia ldlont .-, «,--. aJ, -. ._. __ a _ ! *_..__ . - "' .'__ Among the latest novelties in sets of collarettes and cuffs are those:;: of white or cream colored crash embroid ered with scarlet, black arid green crewels. They are extremely pretty and add a delightfully brilliant : touch of color to 7 gowns of somber tones. The work should be done by hand and the more original the design the bet ter, for originality In the small acces sories' of dress is of great importance at" the present time. These sets cost at the• shops .anywhere: from * $3.50 ' up, * but if made at home the cost is infin itesimal and the work is not only easy but very: interesting. ■■?}"■" 77: • ■ •7 The . left. hand collar arid cuff ; illus trated is : ; of this style,' and the ' right hand, one .is . embroidered -in 'dull* blues '■ and ; black. 7; The**.. old-fashioned U Ger man cross '.stitch is also very much used ' for embroidering these' little sets, as - well as J bands of -'different widths, which f are used for trimming blouses in numerous ways. 77- '~':: t' -'-.- ■.7.7':**-:'" "-y-^'-'y i 1 ; 1 thing, in satin> corset#:and lace frilled I 1 tea coats. .. -; y ...:-... '-7 ■_■ y:;xx ■•-•■ . .. j "The amusementsT- of the 'smart' world are on a par 4with its other ec centricities," says the Gentlewoman, pursuing the subject of the "Sin and Scandal of the" Smart ■-Set,"" which has been its weekly, attraction? for. some time past, "and - for. the providing of these we J have to": thank our 'smart' American sister. It was she who set society, prancing : and fooling over the ecstatic delights of a gymkhana contest, in which women are .^blindfolded and drawn in ribbon harness by men over a lawn outlined with champagne bottles. Exquisite is the fund, ecstatic the de light of contestor and spectator! Beau tifully gowned women trotting in and out of a maze of bottles, in pairs,* guid ed only by | a ribbon 3 held |by some youthful .dandy as ft coaching expert! To the American .'smart* woman -society owes other exciting cranks. Her 'hen' luncheons, her surprise: parties, her bathing dress picnics, her floral teas and 'color' suppers,, and her-novelties in cotillon figures have been eagerly seized upon and imitated. * She has an inventive brain and a mania for or ganization. She has shown us how charity can be made, a playground ' for riotous display, and how social func tions can be turned into a wild orgy or undignified romp. She sent the "Wash ington Post capering through our ball rooms, and when we-got tired of it she introduced the supremely delectable* Cakewalk., Heavens above! that Eng lish ladies and gentlemen should them selves join in exploiting, anything so vulgar! For the cakewalk is merely a negro medley of exaggerated -:--. steps. Compared with its abandon, the skirt dance is modest. The negro has indeed cast off his yoke. He has set the fash ion for modern London Mth his coon songs and dances. jHe is the envied teacher of 'smart' society dames. To him are poured out their golden guin eas. To him they flock for instruction." Threading needles would not be the painful task that it is Ito so many aged needlewomen, did they know of the labor-saving device invented by a cer tain woman. She simply took a spool of thread and a paper of needles, and, without breaking the thread, threaded the whole paper, of , needles as if they had been so many beads. When her mother/whose eyesight has failed.wish es to sew, she takes the first needle, draws off as long a thread as desired, fastens the next needle to the spool, and so on until the last needle has been taken. Then, of course, her daughter has to begin threading the needles all over again. A recent English magazine states that English society's return to domes ticity in the matter of dining and din ner giving may be in a: measure caused by the inevitable game of bridge. It is much more convenient to settle down to a successoin of rubbers in one's own house than to hire a room in a hotel or to drive to the home of the hostess after the dinner. Bridge, in this case, is certainly a means to a desirable end. The Princess Ferdinand of Roumania is said to be extremely fond of per fumes and to have a large collection of all kinds of scent bottles. Her first cousin, the empress of Russia, takes great delight in flowers of dainty fra grance : and has -BWeftt-; violets ' strewn about, her apartments dailyrf'^-i;^!**;'? THEFISHER BY NELLIE K.BLISSETT. A SPLASH of yellow light fell from the doorway of the cafe of St. Maurin into the still, blue darkness: of the little quay, where a couple of flickering lamps only- served to make the gloom more profound. The moon had not risen, and the pale radiance of the stars showed the long, slow swell of an oily sea. Against the wall of the quay / lay a tiny sailing yacht. Further out, midway between the horns of the harbor, a fishing boat with wide spread sails that ? seemed hardly to catch the faint evening I air drifted like a shadow through the night. In the cafe, half a dozen men, , flsher of the little port, lounged idly over their glasses. Old Antoine, the innkeeper, drowsed, as usual, in ,his corner chair. Jean j Modeste. his grandson, sat" with a torn net across his knees and his black head j bent. The rest sipped their coarse wine, and talked to each other spasmodi cally of the weather or the prospects of a good catch. '.- Suddenly Jean Modiste, -looking up from the tear in his net, made with his free hand the sign of. the cross. The others looked at him with curious, half-fright ened eyes. He was "staring through: the The simple illustrated is a pretty, model for a -separate - waist of some, light weight wbol material :or silk,, or for a * bodice to i a " mohair or cashmere shirtwaist .suit. It is made of dark blue silk; with a plain back gathered slightly at the 'waist' line and equally simple fronts which, however, are cut V shape at the throat and fas- • tened by three straps j caught by, fancy buttons. ; The . vest 'isTof tucked ; blue I chiffon, and the ; stock with long : ends, which f are drawn under . the straps, is of -the silk trimmed with "Arabian lace. i- Waists :of this *_jt3"le t for morning wear, are superseding in popularity "the plain l silk and flanneF blouses 'of ' the past few seasons.., Odd waists for gen-• eral use should either be of heavy white waslr goods 'or^tnefregular shirt-; waist models, or of i; silk, 5 mohair or thin woolen fabrics of the same -color as the skirt they; are worn with, thus; making, with the coat that matches ' the skirt, a pretty, three-piece suit of: one color. Vt_>?<_, r^^ -^ " :.*'v. ■ -iTirTiffllß*** Jffll*°*f*^^ ■"- __________afl____Hß_H______. • ___^y fill^iiPllr^ ■■-• • . 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A most Effective,clearance sale of all broken lots, odd sizes—stocks must be in good shape for inventory in a few dayshence 7 :;\^ .::; ' > 5f At A-_P"-:- *'We ° ffer V°U cholce ofa large assort-* lIAgAA Coats and Jackets in 32 to 46-inch "l V;^^ ment ° women's coats in fine kersey and :Al 11* I| I lengths— swell military effects, corset "■' ajk 1 ; cover- c,oth' with shaped collars or collar-: ,(■;.,'. %[ I I coats, half - fitting and swell cape; 111 Iff less—season's best siyles—regularly % 911 i 1 1 styles — these, are regular $18 50 7 ™-'x~. at $8.50. $ 10.00. $12 50 and $ 15.00. ■: ▼' ■ W $20.00. $22.50 and $25.00. "' •' Mjjkp p A children's: and Girls' 11 Af% "if" Children's Coats—in n> VK §•% I I Long Coats—A marvelous AI Ml "# If sW kersey, cheviot and zlbeline, m 1 •11 I collection of .- season's prettiest ok # § ■ the best styles and materials: Uf LIU styles ' fins materials: values 111 IL. - I reduced from $5.00 and ▼ ■ W $898 and $10. ■_■ 11%#55 50 tQ Qfl w^^c^S 00 J! Q For Waists in OQ A For Wrappers, all dOIUU WaiStS worth $6.50. AJ.ttQ Many Styles hHR seasonable goods and dark ~ . $7.50. $8.50 and $9 vv* .' w an d materials—these WVW colors—values 98c $125 —in black and colors. . sold up to $5.50. $1.50 ; ' ; ' 01 OR For Flannel Waists— These sold up l a a aa For Flannel Waists—These sold up OllW to $2.75. j $ t0 $4(50 . open doorway at the sea. There was an Instant of heavy silence. The glasses seased to clink, „ and only old Antolne snored softly in his corner. Jean Modeste's eyes fell again to his net. «- ■"'' 7 : . "■"'.' '.',"_-*- "The Fisher!" he said in a low voice of explanation. 'yt^yy^ Everyone, except the sleeping, innkeep er, turned at once to the door. Between the horns -of r the bay the '. one wide sail was drifting lazily nearer. Again there was silence in the cafe, an odd, unwhole some stillness,' heavy with ill * omen and expectation"of evil to come. .Presently' big Jules Bon temps took a draught ;of his wine and set the glass down noisily on the table at which he sat. "For,my part, he said. "I don't believe in this Fisher—there! Every sail you see near St. Maurin, it's a stranger—l—thank the ' good | God there's no Fisher in , this port of Nice—no! . Now, will any of you tell me, my friends, who this Fisher of yours is, and what he seeks?'", V t - The question was addressed generally, to the whole company present, but' nobody answered. Instead,* they all 7 looked at Jean-Modeste as be bent over His net. r I \ "Who •he is"—he I spoke meditatively. "Ah, for that —no one can tell you. - What he seeks—that's another, matter. They do say"— —y~~ ■"• -" .'. He broke off and glanced again through the open door. The black sail was drift ing: very slowly toward the land. ■ ' 'Well. what do they say?" Bontemps asked, impatiently. - ' . The young man turned again to his net. / '■- •..■ ..'-'.■' - "They. say," he answered in the same low, unwilling tone, "that he fishes for the souls of men." - Bontemps stared for a second. Then he flung back his 'rough black head with a great laugh. • . _.....'. "The souls of men! Ah. my faith, that's good! Are you Christians, then, in this harbor of St. Maurin? "As good as. any in , the port :of Nice," Jean »• Modeste replied, with - a touch of heat. Bontemps laughed again. ' ':, "No offense, my friend. But come, it's absurd, you know. It's moonshinethat's what it is. This Fisher of yours" * X Jean Modeste cut through his speech, and lifted a finger from his net to point through the d00r.7. -. "There." he said, "i? the Fisher. Laugh —if you please." Bontemps was; silent. The shadowy sail had drifted very near. Again still ness fell upon the little group, broken only by the old man's heavy breathing. "Laugh— you please!" Jean Modeste said again. "None of, us here will laugh with you. What if we cannot tell you who Fisher is? We know his work well enough. Did ;he not follow my brother's boat, the Marie Blanche, ■ the. last voyage ever she took? Never, a man came back to tell the tale—but the Fisher sailed behind them out of St. Maurin bay. That I —with these eyesyes!". .Bontemps did not answer. A kind of breathlessness had fallen upon the rest. Jean Modeste;shifted the net across his knee and . spoke once more. "You ask what the Fisher seeks," he said. "Well— the port of Nice he may have other business for what I:know. But here, when he sails -in the bay, he seeks a man's soul." Again there was silence. Through the doorway they coußksee; the black shadow of the sail. almost touching the . quay. The" strange fishing boat was very near. The tall mast seemed to touch the stars,* the .sails were • like the wings of an im mense bat _ stretched between them and the luminous-blue of the*clear night sky. In the cafe 5 no one moved or breathed. Jean Modeste's hands lay idle on his net. Bontemps 7 sat motionless, with his fin gers stretched out to take up his unfin ished glass of wine. For - some reason he : did not take it.. His eyes, too. were fixed upon the shadowy, sail hanging about the quay. «_" -v* ..]?.■..:'■■ ■'.■■. yy.y. ■ x Then, silently as it. had come, the boat heeled over, and tacked seaward. A light wind caught the huge sail, and . swept it before it out into the bay. The still, dark, floating thing . became in a moment alive, buoyant. incredibly, .light.' and swift, a. white flicker "of foam tore at her bows as she headed for the sea. . - The men in the cafe watched with a deep, unacknowledged sense of relief. Still,: for a while no one spoke. The little grimy, ill-smelling place was extraordi narily silent;! It j seemed as though some thing - within its walls had ceased—it held the emptiness of a room jin which a piece of machinery. had just run down. r a Bontemps: was' the \ first >' to : speak. c;". ;•** 'I.Well—there,". he said, drawing a quick breath, :; "your , Fisher's gone.«.- He knows how to sail his ship—l'll, say. that for him. whoever he is. But what did he seek, eh? What i fish -was he „ after, your Fisher .of Is?" ,>,:**".V"-" . ■-■■'. '"--■- '. ■.;-:_~.-.. ,*■"• ' .. •'.--No* one: answered, and Bontemps chuckled I a little,*; quietly./. : . Jean Modeste gathered? his "net upon - his ; arm. and : rose to. all ' his height *aslhe -' turned from"" the open door. v - Then . suddeny he - stood rigid, and the nets slipped and fell at his feet In a brown tangle. ._ The ' others, nervous " with the re action.:' after•* the * tension ■<; of that moment when . the : shadow.' the. the black sail lay across" the quay,' followed, the direction of his y startled * look. "There "was . a quick movement;of horror,.of surprise,'and with the ' shuffling of. rough sea boots ; upon • the bare.": floor the: lean, blue-shirted- seamfen rose • to their ; feet. "7 ----■-' -.■-■-•: >--r« . 5 For; old 'Antoine's' gray' head' had » fallen forward on his breasthis hoarse breath ing was*' still. He sat dead in his corner chair,7 with,. his untouched wine beside him! ■."-■"'/-.■ .";:.> -.":-.-..'; ■ .-_-■.. .. '-■■'.*- 7" yy*rx..x •;"-*.-' .7 "•;-.-;-"-;''•".;V* Without, in the'clear, blue night, : a dark sailed boat i went"; racing; to the "sea. 7 The Fisher not '.'■, fished -in vain!-—Black and White. "THEM THAT , GIVES, GITS." There's a quaint I and homely saving That is trite, though ill. expressed. And you'll find upon the weighing, That it measures all the rest—- -:;: ; • "Them that gives, gits." Is it wealth you're seeking after? Do not tightly close your palms. But with love and happy laughter. ; Give your brother needing alms— "Them that gives, gits." Is it fame for which you're longing? Follow still the Godlike plan, : - . Help the needs forever thronging Round your struggling fellow man "Them that gives, gits." .7;- Is it knowledge you would fetter? , 'Tis within your : earnest reach, But you'll. get it quicker, better. . . If another you will teach "Them that gives* gits." Is it love, earth's dearest treasure, i " You would gather for your store? Give of love, nor stint the -measure, 'Twill return to you the more— "Them. that gives, gits." ' —Eleanor S. Inslee in New York Sun. OVER THE COUNTER. We met, you see," in the Catsktlls. - Let's see; 'twas - the 10th of July. He flirted perfectly awful, 7 And so. I confess;, did I. '<> -'■■■■■' We swung in the hammock by. moonlight, We rowed, we fished and we walked, Then, while we : played golf together. Goodness, what nonsense we talked! I told him I was an orphan; **-- •" r??.y- His mother, he sighed, was dead. I lived far up in'the Avenue, And he on the Heights, he said." I came to the mountains for quiet; He was there for his health. 7 Dissipation . we found incumbent Upon a person of wealth. Well, there's no harm done, happily. I met him a moment ago; He's with smith at the notion counter. And I'm at the gloves, you know. I think it's exceedingly lucky ■ Neither did anything rash. .-,'-" -" ". * We might have been —two and a quarter; Cash! (there he ; goes, Minnie) Ca-ash! —New York Herald. Arabian Nights. Morgiana had just discovered the forty thieves. "Don't you think we should take their pictures for the rogues' gallery?" asked Ali Baba. 7: 7 "It would be, quite useless," she re plied, "I have done them "in oil already." Proudly pointing to the fatal jars, she displayed her ability in putting up pre serves. " - , ■■'> ----I*7 The fisherman had just released the genie from, the bottle. "Aren't you afraid of me?" asked the grinning • monster. . "Oh, I guess not," replied his liberator. "I've seen fifty different kinds of pink snakes come out of a smaller flask than that." Utterly discomfited by his insignificance, the genie crawled back into his prison. Aladdin arrived at his wonderful pal ace." "--.'•-' •■• . ■:.-:-..>-.:' Xx ..-■ ,xy.- 7;:;, "Be careful," said the slave, "that you don't blow out the gas." "No fear," replied the lucky Chinaman. "I am busy, right now 'blowing in' the lamp.", : Giving his talisman another rub, he produced a few more millions.—New York Sun. . - OPPORTUNITY. Master of human destinies am. I, Fame, love, and fortune on my footsteps wait, Cities and fields I walk; I penetrate Deserts and seas remote, and, passing by Hovel and mart \ and palace, soon or late, I knock, unbidden, - once on every gate. If sleeping, wake; If feasting, rise before I turn away; it is the "hour of fate.. :-., And they who follow me reach every state Mortals desire, and conquer every f~»-. Save death; but those who doubt or v... --7 tate.. ■'.• - - ....-: Condemned to failure, penury, and woe, Seek me in vain and uselessly implore; . I answer not/and I return no more. —John J. Ingalls. THE GLOBE'S FREE, TRIP TEST 7 OFFICIAL COUPON y'\;. Good for One Vote for - - »/......;.....;.....;..;:.....;....................;. Town State •. ••>••.... ... ( ..............,,...,.,'. .;...*,.,, "'■ Ask for Voting Certificate" when you send in your remittance. 7. --~ ■ :-■ _ CUTOUT ;/ This Coupon . and Vote Your Choice. THE AGE OF KICKS. I. Hear the kicks?. " ' Hear, the people making kicks. -' Heavy kicks. -.-.•. ---.>.*&§§"_§! *f Sorry kicks; - - _v;' 'v *' One would think the poor old world was in a most unhappy fix; .- "--5 r^ Men are kicking at the weather, they are; kicking at the price : .■>-.*-...'•■' That they have to pay for fuel, that they * ■r- have to pay for ice; r :_., - They are kicking at the way This and that is done today, : They are kicking at conditions as they '* loom up everywhere; ' .'•-•'■'-..-• -■". They have kicks to make because - .Rascals disobey the laws. . .: -V-?&■#. One would-think that crime was rampant" and that woe was in the air! - , Hear them, kicking, kicking, kicking, oh the wild and woeful kicks, „ And the kicks concern religion/science, art, and' politics; 7. ". There are kicks from those who work,. There are kicks from those who shirk. All the world, it seems, ls keeping busj ;i registering kicks. _*-..■ --7 Making kicks, kicks, kicks. j ; .; r* Keeping - up the S daily . average of kicks, kicks, • kicks, . kicks," kicks, -. kicks, " -: kicks."" : ..-.. *' y' ■ 11. ' ■ ' - Do the everlasting kicks -7 Indicate a*smash-up? Nix! The world would quit revolving If w« didn't have the kicks 7 , From the men who wield the picks" -. And the ones who lay the bricks, 7 ;■ And the ones who wear the jewels, and the ones who sing and write; ..:-7 Never since the world began Has a point been won by man ™ ' Unless he "kicked to get it," and did so wit Mail his might! ' 'Tis a preasant thing to mix Gladness in among our kicks -z~ When we may; -.. But, with gladness.or without. > We may never hope to route . The legions filled with kickers—they'll be - here till Judgment Day— They'll be here to make their kicks - - Till there's Ice upon the Styx,.-7';.vV«gpßa Till the last grave - undertaker I the _ last % coffin-cover clicks— But a lot of us are kicking with no causa for making kicks, Without the slightest reason for ourt kicks, kicks, kicks, : And never helping any with our kicks,? 7?^ .kicks, kicks, kicks, kicks,, kick., kicks. :-..."' —Chicago Record-Herald. : vjRjS __J__Bw^r_y^^P^9fiSHHß9_fi I H pal ____________H ________«9_y Vff SSSSmaWm^LsT _-_-li"i>*ri l ' l l-'SS^-,/ _ "^^_S*fl p' _*_^*ffi__B->* I ,F Chidlow Bread was the first to please your palate and :.; tease your appetite without waging wax - on your digestive apparatus, it deserved £ your steady patronage. * ' CH.DLOW BREAD is good because it Is -. made from the choicest wheat of the - best wheat country and baked by skill- -;! ful bakers by special process. If you haven't been getting bread ... ft A you like, try Chidlow. 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