The Jasper news., August 05, 1909, Image 4

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THE JASPER NEWS
MfS thoPostofflce at Jasper
Sooocd ln8a matter September
SI 1803
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Objects to Printed Letter
Tho following h a true copy of ono of
tho most amusing boaa fide
earnest business letters that h over
been called to our attention It was
Written by an Oklahoma man teo a saw
inlll concern in Arkaneas andraswill
be soon the Oklihoinan considers a
type written communication asm reSeo
tion upon his educational qualifications
Wo have omitted nothing from the
better save the names of perjons god
Xanies aud towns and have added noth
ing whatever to its natural beauty
ilere it is
Foberery 2od ISOfc
i want you to understand sur that i
aint no dam fool when i bort that Bill
of lumber from that red headed agent of
youros he tole me that you sent him- all
the way fiom to git that order
I thought he wus a lj ing and i bort aP
my lumber from mr at
and he tole me that be sold lumber for
the samo furin and thut he would sell
me jiat like ho sold from the
consurn
flow you writes mo a printod letter
and sez if i send ou tho muoney Id nd
vaace ou will send me the goods i
recken you will most enny durn fool
ud do thut thing i would not miu a Bit
sendin the munney ond risck agettin
the goods but when i reokerlect how you
and your ngent dun me i refuse to do it
and if you would a troatod mo rito ana
rit me letters in writin and not asnnt me
that printed news paper letter like i was
a dam fool and could not read writin i
would atook tho goods and pado the
cash
now i dont want no more of yoro
printed letter i wont stan sioh from no
house i am 5o years old at the windin of
the next cornfn jinuwary and the fust
man has got to put my back on thp
ground yet i may not hav is much larn
in in grammor as ou got but i kin
whup you ore eny other dam yankey
that waDts to try a ritin me printed let
ters
Yourea trewley
Prosperity item by tho Corry corres
pondent in the Greenfield Vedette
Uncle Johnsey Glenn the oldest citi
zen in Dado county wants to know of
anjono over saw a bettor prospect for a
general crop of everything than wo have
now in Dade county and bringing a
better price all around Uncle Johnsey
says horses cattle hogs sheep stock
labor and grain off all kinds are a good
price now and never hotter in his recol
lection and he has been here upwards
of sixty years
Let it be
JH
oughly under-
stood to begin
with that any suit
overcoat you
may order through
here that bears
the name of the
International
will be delivered
to you with perfect
workmanship will
wear well and fit
well
and in
all re
spects
be in
thor
o ugh
iWiaiiirvr
The Signs of theTtmes
By Taos A Edison tbo Inventor
The next era will malk the most
wonderful advance in science and In-
rentiod that the world has ever known
or hoped for Bo vast will that ndvaoce
that wo can now have scarcely any
conception of its scope but already a
grat many of the future ore assured
It is- only of those which I regard as
prtKjtlcal certainties tbat I speak hero
Ilrtrt Within tho next tweDty or
thirty years and ill will start within
I tbo aasi two or tbroo concrete archi
tectufowill takoec9rtnou9 strides for
ward ttfe wt of molding concreto Trill
be redioed to a science of perfection
and what fa eciua9y important at
choapnrs jboro will rise Dp a Dumber
of gifted nrcbuocta and through their
efforts concrete cities and towns wiill
sprint u J in tliB country
Second M oviDg machines
will be so perfected characters
will not only move but will sjBsk and1
all tho accessories of the - dtagir will bo
faithfully reproduced on thb livaig
turo sUge JUjb of course witi not bo
doneas od the rcgulne stage
but its standard will apprcaob vyry near
to tbat nidothe fact tbafcsucrf ontor
tainment wRhbe famished ffllr flue cents
will draw vaiUniambers of working
clashes
Third InenfcMpa fifteen or twenty
years depeuding on the financial con
dition of tho oouDtry tho locomotive
will pass altneattaltogothor out of use
and our maim trunk railvwjia wWi be
operated by ctricity
Fourth A oor fertiliserwUI spring
into existenceMionUiinin a largo per
centage of nitrogpn This wiltbedirawn
from tho air byelictricity r adl will bo
used to increase the arubillty cfi tho
land Even new this is dona toa largo
large extent ioSwoden
Fifth All oar wator powsrs Jwoll bo
utilized by electricity to an sjttontJ now
almost unthoughtof and will be used
with great advantage both indusiliially
and for railroads
Sixth A suscessfui aorioiranpijgation
will bo established perhaps forr mails
and will achjavc a soumli pcsctical
wor King basis
Seventh We shall be ablo to pro
tect oursplYosw against envrnonEoent by
the use of serums and sort
so that the general Btato oV health will
improve ana toe averagaepaig of life
will Increaso by a large pesaoQitsgo
Eighth i new force iai nature oft
some sort tr other
hv whlnh ntAnv thlnpn nnti ncrw ilndar
stood will be explained We- snfortun
ately haw onl y iive stee if wo hadii
eight wed know more
Ninth We will realize tho posibilh
ties of ox coal supplies better and wi
learn how to utilize thwniso that 00 pet
oent of the efficiency wixinot be thrown
away as it is today
Fictlly let it be said hardly nay
piec of machinery new manufactuied
is more than ten per sent perfect As
tbo years go on this will be improved
mmWIfnfn
Bu r illine New York Chicago
TiiireysrayBjttv
keep
ing with the highest tailoring standards
Otherwise
you may return it and well refund your money
-
Roy Wells Agt Jasper Mo
Twin necessities
The render of a newspaper will readily
agToo Ibat it is necessary for a merchant
with any pretension to progessiveness
to adTrtiseyet this would not bo true if
it were not equally truo that it is
sary for the reader of the newspaper if
he or she have aDy pretensions of pro
gressiveness to road and answer tha
ads
Those are twin faots twin necessities
Whntevor is of enough importance for
the meicbant to pay for tho privilege of
saying is of too much importance for the
reader to overlook And just as adver
tising is the v ay of tho progressive store
so is the reading of advertising the way
of the progressive person Measure
your progressivensss by this standard
and you will not go far wrong
The advertised goods are usually
cheaper sold at less profit to draw
trade and tho ad reader gets tho sav
ings
It is the saved dollar that counts
Is This Straight Goods
C E Hagecty left Thursday for New
York in the interest of tbe Oklahoma
Sc Golden City Railroad Company says
editor Aaron D States of the Golden
City Register last week He goes eastj
to closo up some natters preparatory to
letting the contraots for building th
roud from here to Stooktoa It is said
that Mr J W Newell of Vermont
Ohio will arrive in a short timo to take
charge of tbe construction work as bad
engineer of that department Another of
the officers of the company will meet
New York people in St Louis tbe 29
This maeting in arranged for yester
day but on Monday the Nw York peo
ple that thav could not reach St Louis
before tbe 29 The officials of tho oom
pany say the matters are in good shape
and that they will soon show that tho
road is going to be built
Tbe atmosphere was very perceptibly
cooled by a fine shower early Saturday
morning that also waa fine for growing
corn though thera was no desperate
need ot it
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The Bolivar Reunion
Tbo coming old soldier and old set
tlers reunion to be held in Bolivar- Mo
commvneing Mooday August 30tb and
continuing until Saturday September
4th will no doubt be one of tbe most
enjbleof Missouri reunions tbis year
Itiis planned to make the occasion a
date for tha home coming of those who
have moved away and looated in other
states Tbe grounds are ideally
od well watied and it will be a
Idid opportunity to meet old friends and
I - II tu u
Spend a weeit ot camp niu vtiiu uiu
comrades and friends Tbe program
will be varied sufficiently to please all
Come and bring your family
For further information address
K L Schofikli President
L M Iaynk Seoy
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KSSi1 t VivWKvJ
tJvtOEHER what makes everything so good these days
Why its that It C BAKING POWDER Cake
biscuit or griddle cakes its all the same Since Ive used
K C everything comes out just right light crisp and fit for
a king I knew I was safe in trying it they were so sure Id
like it They refund your money if you dont like it better
than any other better mind you Then its guaranteed
under every Pure Food Law you ever heard of and you
wont believe it but it costs less than what Ive used a real
nice saving l understand its because tney dont oeiong to
the Baking Powder Trust My its a satisfaction to get
good value for your money these days when everythings so
high
apon tremendoutly produced in enorm
will ba discovered I oaa Ambers and ot uh email cost that
International
Tailoring Co
au cusses mil be ablo to etyy the ben
oflts of tbcm
Those re of tbe inventions
iwhich tho world i waiting wbicb it is
sure to set realized Just how they will
be Tfsalizid is what the inventors nre
now working to detorminc
Mo Pacific Time Table
North Bound
Xoi SOS 037 a m
No 210 820 pm
Soutb Bound
No 207 330 pm
No 209 743 am
Office
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Jasper
Over Wolfe
Phone 37
Mo
Hdw Stora
Jasper Lodge No 488
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Meet every Monday night Visiting
brothea cordially welcome
CS WAJID NG TMA8TERS See
W H KNOTT H D
Physician and Surgeon
Calls aonsworcd Day or Night
Phone Connections
OFFICE ON NORTH MAIN ST
V H Hendricks M D
JASPER MO
Phone Connection
JASPER LODGE NO 398 A
F and A M Stated meetings
1st and 3rd Tuesdays of each
month Visiting brothers cordially
welcome ROBT KINOAID W M
H R KING M D Secy
Notice to Panniers
When you have Poultry Eggs and But
ter to sell for Cash call on Hammond Bros and
get the highest price They will also pay you the
highest price for your Corn or exchange Flour
Meal Chops Shorts or Bran for it See them if
needing any of these goods
Hammond Bros