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The Jasper news. (Jasper, Mo.) 1898-1924, December 28, 1922, Image 4

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OFFICE CAT
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BY JUNIUS
copymoMT Mt Br cooAn allan mom
Hey Bill
What is it
Your doctors out here with a
flat tire
Diagnose the case as flatulency
of the perimeter md charpie him
accordingly ordered the garage
man 1 nits the way he does biz
I aint never doubted Pas love
since the day we was married says
Aunt Het but I know enough con
cerning the carnal nature of men
folks to thank God Im a good
cook
Why do they say a bride isled
to the altar Did you ever see a
bride pulling back
Dearest I must marry you
Have you seen father
Often honey but I love you
just the same
SUSIE MINDS
That fellow Phipps
HER PA
comes here too
mucn
Said Susans father grim
Vyell have to put a stop to that
You must sit down on him
Now Susie is a nice good girl
Respects parental powers
So when young Phipps came round
lift night
She Adt on him for hours
You might have noticed that
the nearer wrong a man is the
more impatient he is of criticism
If a man is too darn stubborn
to agree with anybody he is in
tellectual
See Aunt Susan Jones at Lebanon
Church Friday night December 29
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Walter Willis is SDendina the
holidays with relatives in Iowa
Relatives of A 0 Moon and
wife have received word- of the
birth of a baby boy to them Tues
day December at their home
at Maiden Mo
Jewel Lilly Is quite sick with
pneumonia V the home of bits
parents Charles Lilly and wife
The boy Wor
leyand wife northwest of town
was kicked in the faceby a horse
Saturday biit not badly hurt
Joe DeardorfT and wife spent
Sunday with Elmer Trowbridge
and family at Carthage
MrsMattieMcQuillen is spend
ing the week with her daughter
Mrs Millard Noakes in Carthage
MrsJohn Smith of Carthago
spent Wednesday of last week
with her motherMrsJB Taffner
Mrs Ed Preston and MrsMin
nie Brown and little son spent
Christmas in Pichcr Okla visit
ing Norval Gray and family
Rev P E Franklin writes The
News expressing the appreciation
of himself and wife for gifts of pro
visions fuel and other useful
things sent thern the past week by
a number of their friends here
Agent Greenlee of the Missouri
Pacific and his family are spend
ing the week with relatives at
Horton J W Dalton has charge
of the railroad business here
William Storiehocker of Webb
City visited Jasper friends Friday
Dick Deardorff and family of
Alluwe Okla visited Mrs Anna
Deardorff and relatives the first
of the week Mr Deardorff is
in merchandise business and is
prosperous and looking well
See Aunt Susan Jones at Lebanon
Church Friday night December 29
It Pays to Use the Best
This is the time of year it pays to
use the best oils and remember that
every drop you buy of the Bert Webb
Oil Company is guaranteed
Minutes are precious little moments
Many thines can be done
Takes just a minute to ring out
So dont run
Just -a minute to be hired
Only a minute to be fired
Just a minute to be polite
Only a minute to do right
Just a minute to take care
Only a minute to cross oer there
Just minutes make up the days
Only the honest minute pays
Just a minute is worth while
Only a minute smile smile smile
TO OUR PATRONS
We wish to assure you that your
courtesies and favors the past year
have been very much appreciated and
we shall endeavor to merit a continu
ance of your support
We wish you all
Prosperous New Year
a Happy and
PINGREE DENNISON
Leading Jeweler and Optornetriits
Carthage Mo
100 per cent Efficiency
When overhauling do not rebore or
lap in your pistons Have your cyl
inders
REGROUND
It is positively the only method that
will give you 100 efficiency and last
ing results
Let us prove it to you
STANDARD MACHINE MFG CO
C D Morgan Mgr
Carthage Mo Telephones 97
THl
A4PFJER
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is still unable to Work
KIWI
Dan Johnsons little daughter
Arlene had her tonsil and ade
noids removed at the Carthage
Hospital Tuesday
WesleyCHpe and familyof
visited maiwWhorp
Sunday arid Monday
HarveyWb6ds is spending- the
week with his fgraiidjSothdv a
Rogers ArK v
Harland Burkett and wife of
Greenfield vfettpd Dr Woods and
family Saturday and Sunday4
Arthur York and family- of
Commerce OkJa spent part of
the week herewith relatives
Mrs Dora Hastings of Kansas
City was kerfrlast week
Cecil Hastings is ih KansasCity
this week
Clntence IJonnell came in from
Chicago last Week where he has
been in therVestern Union Tele
graph Coslj0spital for treatment
for an injury to his hand He
was hurt prober 21 at Sharon
Springs Kans and has been un
der the carepf sdoctorsat North
jriune iNuury unu umcugu unu
John E Campbell and Orrace
Sellars returned JastSaturday from
a trip to northwestern states and
Canada whtirb they were about
four months They say a lot of
that country looks pretty good
but they like Missouri better
Mrs Anna Rex who is teaching
in Joplin is spending the holidays
here with h mother Mrs Mc-
Uarty
Glen Hoimes of Joplin spent
Christmasflay at home here
J D Harbtir and wife spent
Sunday and Monday with rela
tives in Lamar
W E Wingert of the Blue
neighborhood is quite sick with
appendicitis t
Mrs J H Qampbell is quite ill
Her conditidh is such that her
friends are quite alarmed about
her
Mrs L V Nunnelly entertain
ed at 6 oclock dinner last Thurs
day Mrs Bertha Clark of Flint
Mich R Li Roberts and wife
Ollie Roberts and family Mrs
Henderson and Dr La Force and
family of Carthage
CloyceMorgan Sam Wine J K
Saltsman Harley Hammond and
Miss Lucile Scott all students at
SnrinKfield areafe home for the
holidays
Harry Miller and wife and Miss
May Sanford of Kansas Jity are
spending the week with J M San
ford and wife
Walter Tabler and wife of Tulsa
spent Christmas with Mrs Hyder
anu uuniiy
Misses Lena and Ora Wiseman
and Elmo Maize are on the pro
gram for the entertainment at Leb
anon Church Friday night
Henry Covert and family of
Joplin visited Jasper relativesSun
day and Monday
Miss Nora Fox received word
from her brother Fred Fox of
Union Oreg thathis wife is very
ill in a hospital where she under
went a serious surgical operation
Mrs Josephine Gurley of Still
water Okla and son Fred and
dauhter Marie Gurley are visit
ing Mrs GurleyTs sister Miss Nora
Fox Fred and Mane are stu
dents at theUniversUy of Missouri
Juanita Crandall of Joplin spent
Sundav and Mondav here with
her parents and brothers
ENTERTAINMENT AT LEBANON
The Rural Improvement Club will
give an entertainment at Lebanon
Church Friday night December 29
An interesting program includingmutic
readings and a short play entitled
Aunt Susan Jones will be given
The proceeds will be used to help pur
chase a piano for Lebanon Church
The public is invited to come nd help
with this cause Admission 10 and 26
cents adv
If you have not tried OVB coal
oil call us ud and we will fill your coal
oil barrel with the understanding that
if you dont like it we will take it on
your hands and keep smiling while we
do it
Bert Webb Oil Company wholesale
LOST -
Gold fountain pen in Jasper Finder
please notify Mrs Clarence Rand or
this office 19 ltx
Another Car of O V B Coal Oil
We have just Unloaded another car of
the famous OVB coal oil and if it is
possible for one car to be better than
another this is the best that we have
received yr -
Bert WebbXjIltJorapany wholesale
Jasper Auto Supply retail
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Tk Beet Oil l Evr Saw
That ta what Ernest Vaughn aa
ger of the Jasper Light Plant saya
tthnllt O V R AnrUl Mnlnr Oil If
ydu Want to know anything about Aerial
Oil Just call up the Jasper Light Plant
This Aerial Oil may be a little too
heayyior winter use ir rthe avers
automobile bliv we have Zero Oil with
100 per cent parafine baso that cannot
bobeat in cold weather
Bert Webb Oil CdmpanyWholesl
Jasper Aut6SuppJyRetall
ANNUAL MEETING OF THE FARM
ERS CO OPERATIVE ELE
VATOR COMPANY
The eighth annual meettngofth Far
mers Co Qperative Elevator Company
of Jasper Mo will be held on Monday
January 8th 1923 at their office in Jas
per Mo when two directors will be
elected for tho term of three years and
other business of importance will be be
fore the meeting
A F Qresham
v16 6t Secretary
Zero Motor Oil with 100 per cent
Parafine Bate
We have Zero Motor Oil with100 per
cent paraRne base and this is the only
motor oil that will not harden in cold
weather that has a 10U per cent parafine
base Try It
Bert Webb Oil Company wholesale
Jasper Auto Supply retail
Coal for Sale
Good local coal delivered or at the
bank 5 1 2 miles west and 2 north of
Jasper Budd Bros 19 tf
For Sale or Exchange Jersey bull
calf 4 months old subject to registry
Also have a regis
Jersey bull for sale LWBoyer 1
Loit Shevptkin Coat
Christmas day between W
eys nd John carters newara lor
A
return to uoy Macney isww
WANTED Second - hand Monkey
Stovo In good order InquireN ewsOff Ice
Buy your Flour Mixed Feed Bran
Shorts Alfalfn Feeds Ground Barley
Oil Meal Cottenseed Meal Tankage
Oats and Corn atThe farmers Elevator
Co 10 31
If vou need a new bat-
Itery for your car see Rand
or Tallman at frollmer
Imp Co
FORSALEORRFNT
Nice new G room bungalow block
north M E Church South good well
and barn C CSullens agent 16tf
Buy your Flour Mixed Feed Bran
Shorts Alfalfa Feeds Ground Bnrley
Oil Meal Cottonseed Meal Tankage
Oats and Corn atThe Farmers Elevator
Co 17 4t
If you want to get lots of eggs during
the winter get some of thai Hargrove
IaylBg mash at the Farmers Exchange
15 6tx
If your battery needs
charging or repairing see
Rand or Tallman at
mer Imp Co
For all kinds of Fire In
surance see ELCrawford
Buy your cowpea hay crushed corn
and coal at the Farmers Elevatorl2 tf
RABBITS WANTED
Boys bring me your rabbits The
more I get the bettor I like it T H
Hammond 10tf
For all kinds of Fire In
surance see ELCrawford
FOR RENT
Good house and barn about 3 miles
from town Inquire at First National
Bank 1 U
ADMINISTRATRIXS NOTICE
Nfttieo is herebv eiven that letters of
administration upon the estate of Cath
erine E Owen deceased have been
granted to the undersigned by the pro
bate court of Jasper County Mo bear
ing aatetnezatn aay oi jNovemDeri2Zy
All persons having claims against said
estate are required to exhibit them to
me forallowance within sixmonths from
the date of said letters or they may be
precluded from any benefit of such
tate and it said claims benot exhibited
within one year from the date of the
granting of letters on said estate they
shall be forever barred
Myrtle Coiner Administratrix
State of Missouri County of Jasper ss
I herebv certify that there was grant
ed letters of administration upon the
estate of Catherine E Owen deceased
on the date above written
In testimony whereof I have hereunto
set my hand and affixed the seal of said
court thts 29th day of November 1922
Seal Edith Kerr Judge of Probate
First published Dec 7 4t
OSTEOPATHY
Thousands die every year because of
selfishness Datent nostrums for which
millions of dollars are fed Into the maw
of the Drug Trust Add thousands to
the death roll because they prevent
nature from displaying danger signals
palnuntll too late Osteopathy allows
nature to do her work Osteopathy
will add many years to your lite
DRS WOLF
DIscasas of Woman
717 S Main CrthB Mo
f Phone 486
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Save your sight
assure comfort
Be fitted correctly
by latest methods
LENSES GROUND
BEWARE OF PEDDLERS
DR W B PINGREE
Registered Optometrist
CARTHAGE MISSOURI
m
NO FISHING OR HUNTING
The public is hereby notified that
fishing or hunting day or night on th
farms of undersigned is forbidden under
penalty of the law Nocxceptionsmade
JSGresham
A M Harvey
Earl Harvey
Carl Dennfnger
H Young
D HWampler
RSTempIin
10 tf E D Boyd
NO HUNTING ALLOWED
This is to notify the public thai hunt
ing on my farm with guns or dogs will
be considered as trespassing ana hunt
ers will be prosecuted as trespassers
Harrison Waltx
16 4tx GfcergeWaltz
Mrs Anna Wells takes subscriptions
for all magasines and periodicals
5 per cent Money
To Loan on Farms
With privilege
paying all or part
at any time
of i
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W H Waters Jri
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H WOODS
DentiHt
Office In the Woods1 Building s
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W M lvSOTT M
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Calls answered day or night
Office on North Main
Phone 38A
K SCHOOLER Mb
Phyweinu nnd SurgKOif
2 Offico next door wcstBrowns Store -Phone
C HOUSER t f
Veterinary Surgeon
Calls answered day or night Ofiiceone
door east of Farmers Exchange Phone
163 J39
AW RADFORD Auctioneer
Registered livo stock and cencrel arm
sales Phone for dates
Jasper Missouri
A RERS BARBER SHOP
First Class Service
HOT AND COLD BATHS
ARNER ARNER
JASPER COMMERCIAL
Club Meets 1st nd 3d
Thursday
C EBrown Pres
C L Hayzlett Secy
Halliburton Birkhead
Attorneys af Law
Bank of Carthage Building
Carthage Missouri
LByi BARBER KITTERMAN
First class work and courteous treat
ment Give us a call i
MO PAC TIME CARD
NORTHBOUND
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freight except sun maw a ra
N6t214 passenger dally
SOUTHBOUND
No 216 passenger dally
No 293 Freight except Sun
No 209 BassepRer dally
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